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  • Опубликовано: 2 окт 2024
  • ▶Ah, yes. Cringe 21st century humor memes... But it's countryballs. Kinda sorry, kinda epic tho 🥶
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Комментарии • 222

  • @PolishTortoise
    @PolishTortoise  3 года назад +69

    ▶Wanna know how to animate countryballs? 🤔
    ▪Check out my tutorial:
    ruclips.net/video/C_XcjiXmhrE/видео.html

  • @WackyPizzaMan2137
    @WackyPizzaMan2137 3 года назад +267

    alt title: 21st century humor but it's countryballs

  • @traurigekatze
    @traurigekatze 3 года назад +150

    deaf people reading captions be like
    *W H A T*

    • @PolishTortoise
      @PolishTortoise  3 года назад +12

      xd

    • @Rusty_fork-
      @Rusty_fork- 3 года назад +6

      Yeah C A B B A G E

    • @Selmarya
      @Selmarya 2 года назад +4

      Polonia people be like:
      Kapusta, składająca się z kilku odmian Brassica oleracea, jest dwuletnią rośliną zieloną, czerwoną (fioletową) lub białą (jasnozieloną), uprawianą jako jednoroczna uprawa warzywna dla jej gęstolistnych główek. Pochodzi z dzikiej kapusty (B. oleracea var. oleracea) i należy do „roślin kapustnych” lub kapustnych, co oznacza, że jest blisko spokrewniona z brokułami i kalafiorem (var. botrytis); brukselka (odmiana gemmifera); i kapusta włoska (odmiana sabauda).

    • @SeaGreenPickup
      @SeaGreenPickup 2 года назад +1

      @@Selmarya My nebba what da hecc of ye saey

    • @Selmarya
      @Selmarya 2 года назад

      @@SeaGreenPickup that was fast bruh, and you ever heard of Polish, literally go check hes video on views in every country

  • @AidenginesGaming476
    @AidenginesGaming476 2 года назад +72

    "Average *white flag* fan VS Average *blitzkrieg* enjoyer"
    I like your captions

    • @TselExpress_95
      @TselExpress_95 2 года назад +3

      0:07 he just appeared like vietnam... o no

  • @aky272
    @aky272 3 года назад +64

    Yellow people belike:
    *insert chinese rollin down in the deep*

    • @alicorn3924
      @alicorn3924 3 года назад +4

      @lingyy Then it just becomes PRC and ROC (Taiwan) with ROC at the bottom right side from PRC for a vague reference that ROC is southeast from PRC.
      Not only am I going to get assassinated, but I cringed at how specific I made that.

    • @jamesmapper3456
      @jamesmapper3456 3 года назад +1

      ruclips.net/video/LZruU0hjIL8/видео.html

  • @EstoniaballAnimations
    @EstoniaballAnimations 3 года назад +37

    france is sorting surrender algorithms yep thiz is reel 😳🤯

    • @user-ow8gh5hc1e
      @user-ow8gh5hc1e 3 года назад +2

      hi

    • @2tile
      @2tile 3 года назад +2

      Franceball runs faster

    • @Klliansimabras
      @Klliansimabras 3 года назад +1

      I don't like Child like you who never study history. Read history why because we lost WW2 and stop making this joke, just look Iraq and say we're wrong to not destroy it in 2003...

    • @Mr0ti
      @Mr0ti 3 года назад +2

      Bruh it was just a joke...

  • @ertihug4897
    @ertihug4897 3 года назад +78

    Red people be like:
    *soviet anthen plays*

    • @justaguy1738
      @justaguy1738 3 года назад +2

      Here before this is popular

    • @ertihug4897
      @ertihug4897 3 года назад +7

      It would be funny to see a meme like: i'm white, i'm black, i'm yellow, i'm *RED*
      Idea for the next meme

    • @knighthospitaller281
      @knighthospitaller281 2 года назад +2

      Me as Monarchy enjoyer: uncool

  • @zeeta3988
    @zeeta3988 3 года назад +64

    love how you can mix history and memes into a perfect combination ;D

  • @Murfety
    @Murfety 3 года назад +67

    Polish tortoise a bit drunk or I can't find another reason for this maddness

    • @PolishTortoise
      @PolishTortoise  3 года назад +30

      First one, I got polish vaccine - vodka+cucumber today 🥶

    • @Murfety
      @Murfety 3 года назад +7

      @@PolishTortoise Mein gott

    • @ImeniaMapping
      @ImeniaMapping 3 года назад +2

      @@Murfety mein gott ja Murfety

    • @Kartoneq
      @Kartoneq 3 года назад +2

      @@Murfety you're here :O

    • @zadonbaz
      @zadonbaz 3 года назад

      @@Kartoneq siema

  • @VuleProductions
    @VuleProductions 3 года назад +11

    18 views and 25 likes...
    *NOICE*

  • @rikaeriksharethisvid6911
    @rikaeriksharethisvid6911 3 года назад +19

    Ah yes as we see here a wild German ball is sneaking on it's prey

  • @KevinGhidor_uh
    @KevinGhidor_uh 2 года назад +13

    Cucumber (Cucumis sativus) is a widely-cultivated creeping vine plant in the Cucurbitaceae gourd family that bears usually cylindrical fruits, which are used as vegetables. [1] Considered an annual plant, [2] there are three main varieties of cucumber - slicing, pickling, and burpless/seedless - within which several cultivars have been created. The cucumber originates some South Asia, but now grows on most continents, as many different types of cucumber are traded on the global market. In North America, the term wild cucumber refers to plants in the genera Echinocystis and Marah, though the two are not closely related. [Source: Wikipedia]

  • @Sauron_Ghoul
    @Sauron_Ghoul 3 года назад +2

    0:10 its free real estate.

  • @PakBallandSami
    @PakBallandSami 3 года назад +11

    me every night 0:02

  • @lifeofdogs9439
    @lifeofdogs9439 3 года назад +6

    red people be like: *RUNNING AWAY FROM THE BRI ISH IN NATIVE AMERICAN*

  • @Enzotobias7276
    @Enzotobias7276 3 года назад +7

    Average white flag fan vs Average Blitzkrieg enjoyer

  • @exvo-
    @exvo- 3 года назад +9

    this is so out of context , love the art btw XD

  • @etiennedeblaise8441
    @etiennedeblaise8441 3 года назад +4

    France has won the most battles in the world

  • @microbeats509
    @microbeats509 3 года назад +3

    PolishTortoise: Makes a meme video
    Captions: *Literally having a seizure rendering what it hears*

  • @matrikshdmapping7097
    @matrikshdmapping7097 3 года назад +2

    III Reich: France!!! Don't speedrun minecraft, with white flag!!!!!!
    Or
    III Reich: France come here >:D

  • @ImeniaMapping
    @ImeniaMapping 3 года назад +2

    Nice short video! Was funny 😄

  • @general-2-goals
    @general-2-goals 2 года назад +5

    LA FRANCE N'EST PAS LÂCHE !

  • @swetanshusahoo2224
    @swetanshusahoo2224 3 года назад +8

    Thumbnail is saying that "the shit"

  • @sacha2gre509
    @sacha2gre509 2 года назад +4

    Faire des blagues sur la France toujours sur le même événement alors que la France a presque toujours gagné ces batailles c’est énervant 😒

    • @general-2-goals
      @general-2-goals 2 года назад +3

      Exactement. Ils oublient vite les 1500 années qui se sont passées avant 1940... Hein, à part la Guerre de 7 ans, je ne connais pas d'autres de défaites militaires française, Waterloo (un vrai coup de bol qu'ils ont eu ces britishs, Trafalgar,...) Ils oublient Dunkerque aussi, et on ne parle pas assez du nombre de fois où les Italiens smcmont changé de camps...

  • @crkcrk702
    @crkcrk702 3 года назад +5

    I hate the surrender meme. The worst thing is that we french have the opposite idea of us. We see ourselve in history as gaulois running like idiots to roman, english or german artillery, while the brits are cleverer but more coward.

    • @PolishTortoise
      @PolishTortoise  3 года назад +4

      Same with Poles here, we're not small drunken idiots who hate Russians and want to restore Winged Hussars back. It's juat a meme though, same as I'd do about Poland, just that France is more popular as "white pepole" in meme vesions, especially this mwme in countryballs

    • @crkcrk702
      @crkcrk702 3 года назад +2

      Even in the battle of France, the number of french death per day was higher than in Stalingrad. Our number of death was often the most astonishing point in all our wars due to a commandement giving suicidal orders to the troops. And the troops doing it, "for France!" (while people living in empire were more reluctant to do it)

    • @crkcrk702
      @crkcrk702 3 года назад +1

      @@PolishTortoise oh I thought you wanted to bring winged hussards back. I agree that your meme isnt flattering either

    • @ertihug4897
      @ertihug4897 3 года назад +2

      I'm italian and everyone say the stereotype of "mamma mia" and this gesture 🤌.
      I'm not offended cuz we do this everyday

    • @crkcrk702
      @crkcrk702 3 года назад

      @@ertihug4897 😂😂

  • @metalnavy2552
    @metalnavy2552 3 года назад +2

    It's La Merde, not Le Merde,
    Btw nice video

  • @sjdbdjsbx
    @sjdbdjsbx 3 года назад +7

    this guy is best at making countryballs videos

  • @nothinginterestinghere.8335
    @nothinginterestinghere.8335 3 года назад +5

    This says alot about Socierace

  • @nao_5013
    @nao_5013 3 года назад +1

    Lekcja w szkole:
    *Wywołują mnie do tablicy*
    Ja: 0:01

  • @buji_ball
    @buji_ball Год назад

    Normal peapole be like: uhhh is that guy runing from something MOM im scred help me!!!

  • @castaliaball9867
    @castaliaball9867 3 года назад +3

    0:04
    France: Go go go go

  • @kochamkoty1239
    @kochamkoty1239 3 года назад +3

    w tym filmie sie dzieje więcej niż umnie w piwnicy XD

  • @camaradebonaparte9285
    @camaradebonaparte9285 3 года назад +3

    0:05 when you need to rush to the toilet cuz u cant hold it any longer...

  • @KaCooki
    @KaCooki 3 года назад +6

    piękne XDD

  • @Sp9i
    @Sp9i 2 года назад +3

    Cabbage, comprising several cultivars of Brassica oleracea, is a leafy green, red (purple), or white (pale green) biennial plant grown as an annual vegetable crop for its dense-leaved heads. It is descended from the wild cabbage (B. oleracea var. oleracea), and belongs to the "cole crops" or brassicas, meaning it is closely related to broccoli and cauliflower (var. botrytis); Brussels sprouts (var. gemmifera); and Savoy cabbage (var. sabauda).

  • @manios8511
    @manios8511 3 года назад +1

    and this video of PolishTortoise got demonitized
    0:08 just like that

  • @PatriotMapper
    @PatriotMapper 3 года назад +2

    How to be racist to everyone:

  • @mrmikhale
    @mrmikhale 3 года назад +1

    0:01 🐓

  • @mijalz
    @mijalz 2 месяца назад +2

    On dit la merde pour info 😂😂

  • @SKerala
    @SKerala 3 года назад +1

    me who's a brown boi (indian) : ..

  • @SukhoiSu24Enjoyer
    @SukhoiSu24Enjoyer 2 года назад +1

    Nice video
    But the sawasdika usage is offended me though

  • @bayern_3234
    @bayern_3234 3 года назад +2

    Cucumber

  • @unwaving332
    @unwaving332 3 года назад +2

    LMAO

  • @kenhartono5956
    @kenhartono5956 3 года назад +1

    Too everywhere

  • @West_Coast_Mainline
    @West_Coast_Mainline 3 года назад +1

    Cool

  • @blitz9197
    @blitz9197 3 года назад +1

    Skin color doesn't matter, what is in your heart does matter

  • @Name-gb4bh
    @Name-gb4bh 3 года назад +2

    True

  • @ZeF_Jerbeten
    @ZeF_Jerbeten 3 года назад +2

    hmm

  • @iberia169
    @iberia169 3 года назад +1

    Polish people be like:

  • @bes4551
    @bes4551 3 года назад +2

    Subtitles are weird.

  • @justaguy1738
    @justaguy1738 3 года назад

    I love your memes

  • @internetuser320
    @internetuser320 3 года назад +1

    What​ about​ yellow​ people?

  • @nova-nigermapping5535
    @nova-nigermapping5535 3 года назад +1

    as a white i approve black people

  • @boff__
    @boff__ 3 года назад +6

    France.exe has surrendered

  • @papastalin3177
    @papastalin3177 3 года назад +1

    Basically but let's just say something else such as East and West Berlin I remember the day that my Army marched into when is Hitler guy shot himself those going to torture him for attacking the motherland

  • @sadratinggaming.
    @sadratinggaming. Год назад +1

    the captions 💀

  • @pearlland8468
    @pearlland8468 3 года назад +2

    Nice video

  • @maghrebmapping4281
    @maghrebmapping4281 3 года назад +1

    Quality shitposting

  • @aslassinRoN
    @aslassinRoN 3 года назад

    Amazing keep it up chap

  • @Հովսեփ-ժ7զ
    @Հովսեփ-ժ7զ 3 года назад +1

    I am your big fan You Best :D

  • @jebpvpw.dgaster.3662
    @jebpvpw.dgaster.3662 3 года назад

    This is beautiful

  • @3dcreeper
    @3dcreeper 3 года назад +1

    What is a asian ball

  • @Imperial.Talia2.0
    @Imperial.Talia2.0 Год назад +1

    Sus german😂😂😂

  • @sam228h42__
    @sam228h42__ 2 года назад +1

    In French we say 'La merde' not 'Le merde'

  • @InkaBall
    @InkaBall 2 года назад

    “Black people and white people are like” doesn’t that sound…. A… little… r-r-racist (I’m not offended just saying)

  • @kuzeyardatut4811
    @kuzeyardatut4811 3 года назад +1

    funny

  • @mirskiHD
    @mirskiHD 3 года назад +1

    Mmm

  • @Zapadoslavist
    @Zapadoslavist 3 года назад +1

    Subs

  • @Unknown_Deleted493
    @Unknown_Deleted493 3 года назад +1

    Hi

  • @patrykk9706
    @patrykk9706 3 года назад +1

    ok

  • @noiceboi631
    @noiceboi631 3 года назад +1

    lol

  • @lwfawn
    @lwfawn 2 года назад

    *minecraft enchanting table language*

  • @asyek25.
    @asyek25. Год назад +1

    N@zi says: Guten tag

  • @swedishmapper227
    @swedishmapper227 3 года назад +1

    Lol

  • @SukhoiSu24Enjoyer
    @SukhoiSu24Enjoyer 2 года назад +1

    0:10 I prefer using iron cross
    You may have to face the StGB §86a

  • @Top.History
    @Top.History 3 года назад +2

    Dayly dose of memes

  • @depilot2035
    @depilot2035 3 года назад +1

    When you have to post a vid but you tired as hell: countryballs.exe

  • @Indorika979
    @Indorika979 Год назад

    reza soy sauce goes up icikiwir to farhan kebab, CR7 who is hang out, face smirks heart wants to satire, sometimes those who are ordering farhan kebabs, cashier be like, I'm fed up, yahaha get satirized, when I'm speeding, LMAO PISAN KANG.

  • @archipelmapping
    @archipelmapping 3 года назад

    Cucumber.

  • @KevinGhidor_uh
    @KevinGhidor_uh 2 года назад

    Cabbage, comprising several cultivars of Brassica oleracea, is a leafy green, red (purple), or white (pale green) biennial plant grown as an annual vegetable crop for its dense-leaved heads. It is descended from the wild cabbage (B. oleracea var. oleracea), and belongs to the "cole crops" or brassicas, meaning it is closely related to broccoli and cauliflower (var. botrytis); Brussels sprouts (var. gemmifera); and Savoy cabbage (var. sabauda). [Source: Wikipedia]

  • @spitfym7604
    @spitfym7604 3 года назад +1

    nice

  • @CarlMeri765
    @CarlMeri765 3 года назад +1

    Title: .exe
    Te kid fan of mikecrack: the video is maldito😭😭😭😭😖😖😖😖😖😓😓😓😓😭😭😭😭😖😖😖😰

  • @danieljuniandrataslim4657
    @danieljuniandrataslim4657 2 года назад

    Make this masterpiece gacha life version and it will be funni
    Uganda will have tears in his eyes while smiling,so does france
    Germany will have a scaredy face if he was hiding in gacha life ver.of this video

  • @Alvaro11gs
    @Alvaro11gs 2 года назад +1

    0:09

  • @codyvon.
    @codyvon. 2 года назад

    I'm getting fed-up with Average fan vs enjoyer memes

  • @hartie6548
    @hartie6548 3 года назад +1

    Super

  • @detroid2040
    @detroid2040 3 года назад +1

    MEmy

  • @Wojobart
    @Wojobart 3 года назад +1

    Nareszcie

  • @gabrielaria2673
    @gabrielaria2673 2 года назад +1

    raceisum discrimination

  • @potap6410
    @potap6410 2 года назад +1

    0:09 *КАПУСТА*

  • @jackychan7758
    @jackychan7758 2 года назад +1

    The subtitles are gold

  • @ThePikminCaptain
    @ThePikminCaptain Год назад

    As a black person this is true

  • @행복한세상-f5g
    @행복한세상-f5g 3 года назад

    I AM NOT BLACK AND WHITE BUT I THINK THIS IS RACIAL SEG

  • @iquit5412
    @iquit5412 3 года назад +1

    *French Surrender Be Like*

  • @Bananamemes07-b8f
    @Bananamemes07-b8f 5 месяцев назад

    This is a certified good accuration

  • @nodontcolonize_africa
    @nodontcolonize_africa 10 месяцев назад

    Totally a Blitzkrieg moment

  • @caseyreznovno1
    @caseyreznovno1 3 года назад

    cuontriebollz memez in 10 secz

  • @NotSoDimDreams
    @NotSoDimDreams 3 года назад +1

    The subtitles are pure gold

  • @discoverykids180
    @discoverykids180 3 месяца назад

    0:03 white people be like:

  • @Mily642
    @Mily642 3 года назад

    Ja jestem tu nowy i dam ci łapkę do gòry