How the best of the 212th was rescued by a freaking Porg

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  • God I make myself cringe... but I didn't mean for myself to get killed like this, I was just trying to get them all outside and lined up for a firing line, then my character decided to glitch against the porg and die...
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  • @pybro4755
    @pybro4755 5 лет назад +421

    "THE PORG JUST ATE SOMEONE!!"

  • @charger8624
    @charger8624 5 лет назад +670

    next op, place a clone helmet on the Porg's head and have him be their commander

    • @Hitman2b
      @Hitman2b 5 лет назад +39

      Or create a helmet with a PORG's on it and give the helmet to commander PORG

    • @Natsuki_The_Oni
      @Natsuki_The_Oni 5 лет назад +33

      Porg squad 6

    • @thederpaherp5940
      @thederpaherp5940 5 лет назад +7

      We need that porg to teach other porgs to do the same!

    • @zachm9202
      @zachm9202 5 лет назад +4

      Please do this XD

    • @thesenate5291
      @thesenate5291 5 лет назад +12

      Commander Porg, the time has come, Excecute order 66
      Porg: °♧° mwaa!

  • @rookieboidontbanus6983
    @rookieboidontbanus6983 5 лет назад +391

    I cannot tell what's worse anymore get killed by a pink BMD, nuked, magic meat grinders, friendly fire, execution, exploding goats, men on goats, goats with cluster mines, a flying submarines, dropping your weapon to help an downed ally and killed with your own weapon and your team with it and everything between and not
    but for gods sake being eaten by a dam porg is so amazingly dumb a reward is needed for that man, with demon goats

    • @valynazvalkynaz5375
      @valynazvalkynaz5375 5 лет назад +35

      IED butterlies

    • @LirutheLanceCorporal
      @LirutheLanceCorporal  5 лет назад +113

      IED Porgs...

    • @panzer4578
      @panzer4578 5 лет назад +24

      @@LirutheLanceCorporal PLEASE DO IT

    • @KetCat1444
      @KetCat1444 5 лет назад +18

      @@LirutheLanceCorporal I would pay to see that

    • @Lakstoties
      @Lakstoties 5 лет назад +34

      @@LirutheLanceCorporal Get a drone, attach a Porg to it, set the drone to be invisible, and then set the Porg to be an IED. Fly the Kamikaze Porg around after annoying players.

  • @MagicalGeekMV
    @MagicalGeekMV 5 лет назад +198

    Great the 212th will be remembered as the clones who were saved by a porg

  • @stethheart
    @stethheart 5 лет назад +201

    Id love to hear the after action report on that op " no really!, the porg just ate him!" "Someone send this one down to the med bay, he's gone defective"

  • @BigManDaichi
    @BigManDaichi 5 лет назад +30

    *After pleading with the small creature for hours, the Porg exits. The Troops believe all hope is lost...Until they begin to hear blasters. They hear formation marching. They hear sprinting. They hear panicked screaming. Fires. Explosions. Agony. For thirty minutes, they hear a full-scale assault on their prison, the horrific noises of slaughter being unsilenceable. The shooting ends. The screaming carries on for five more minutes, and then nothing. The door creaks back open, smoke and light billowing in and blinding their view at first. There was no one there...Then they look down.*
    *The Porg tilts it's head as it enters, with a small remote that would release their bindings. It coos happily to the Troopers, and lets out a small burp as it waddles back outside of the cell, never to be seen again.*
    To this day, the 212th POW's have never spoken of what they saw on their silent march out of the compound. Whenever asked, they just seem to lose themselves in thought, as if what they witnessed shook their entire understanding of the Galaxy. We'll never know what exactly happened during their escape, for they are still trying to come to terms with it themselves.

  • @caelvanir8557
    @caelvanir8557 5 лет назад +97

    The 212th will forever be known as the fighting Porgs.

  • @Dogbold-Rue
    @Dogbold-Rue 5 лет назад +98

    And thus, it was then that the 212th's new Insignia & Emblem was changed into a bloodied Porg dual firing blasters to forever immortalize & honor their savior.
    And this being Star Wars, that Porg has his own extensively detailed background & backstory.

  • @tanith117
    @tanith117 5 лет назад +123

    What a great sneak peak at a new episode of the Upcoming Clone wars revival.

    • @firepower7017
      @firepower7017 5 лет назад

      USS Prinz Eugen Wait a minute why remark on that revival? The Prinz Eugen has been nuked by the Castle Bravo nuke hasn't it not?

    • @tanith117
      @tanith117 5 лет назад

      I got better

    • @firepower7017
      @firepower7017 5 лет назад

      USS Prinz Eugen You sure?

    • @jesusofbullets
      @jesusofbullets 3 года назад

      You're about 2 years too early.

  • @minnesotangaming8966
    @minnesotangaming8966 5 лет назад +58

    Make the porg your player model and whenever someone needs help just a porg shows up to solve your problems

  • @SendarSlayer
    @SendarSlayer 5 лет назад +91

    At first I thought you were a horrible actor with the fake death screams, then it turns out you were acting being a bad actor because the Porg did nothing.
    Then I realised you were an amazing actor when the clipping killed you and you just rolled with it.

  • @jacobfreeman5444
    @jacobfreeman5444 5 лет назад +18

    See, this is why you don't underestimate the cute ones. They may all small, adorable, and defenseless...but under that exterior is the heart of a killer. Just waiting for the chance to strike. It would be like Alien, but with Porgs instead. Chestburster Porgs...now that is scary!

  • @Andrewza1
    @Andrewza1 5 лет назад +29

    so glad you took my suggestions to heart this op. Darth Porges will rise again and rulle the Galaxy

  • @Tengen518
    @Tengen518 5 лет назад +37

    Star Wars: Attack of the man eating Porg!

    • @thederpaherp5940
      @thederpaherp5940 5 лет назад +2

      Make that porgs, when there is one there is always another and another and another and another and a mother and another......

    • @Tengen518
      @Tengen518 5 лет назад +3

      @@thederpaherp5940 they're like damn greenskins they defy all logic

  • @ExileRika
    @ExileRika 5 лет назад +37

    Oh I need to see the full op of this now

  • @thesenate5291
    @thesenate5291 5 лет назад +13

    DONT TOUCH THAT! *Blaster fire* .....You actually believed the Porg killed me? Haha

  • @Grounders10
    @Grounders10 5 лет назад +5

    This is a Star Wars The Clone Wars story. The Valiant Clones of the 212th are captured during a mission gone wrong and their only companion during their confinement is a lonely porg. Upon being set up for execution it, having bonded with the clones, jumps the guard and gets the keys to free one of the clones. Once again the Republic is victorious thanks to the power of friendship!
    ...
    ...
    I wouldn't make something this cheesy up willingly, but it just fucking happens so... yeah...

    • @AceOfBlackjack
      @AceOfBlackjack 5 лет назад

      Matthew Oldhaver good job you get subscribers

  • @masonworker2670
    @masonworker2670 5 лет назад +16

    Never let them forget that they were rescued by a porg...

  • @drasleona6216
    @drasleona6216 5 лет назад +12

    the background music is from the best star wars shooter - Star Wars Republic Commando

    • @cmdrblade2485
      @cmdrblade2485 5 лет назад

      Dras Leona The Porgs are Mandalorian now

  • @starsilverinfinity
    @starsilverinfinity 5 лет назад +10

    *TOP 10 RUclips VIDEO TITLES NO ONE SAW COMING*

  • @zachm9202
    @zachm9202 5 лет назад +14

    Porg Team Six

  • @dekoda7283
    @dekoda7283 5 лет назад +2

    In soviet Russia , We don't eat da Porg, Da Porg eat us

  • @AWACS_Snowblind
    @AWACS_Snowblind 5 лет назад +3

    Now the 212th's flag will have a Porg on it just like how that polish army regiment has a bear on their flag from the bear they made friends with in WW2. Lol

  • @arfcaptainvoid1188
    @arfcaptainvoid1188 5 лет назад +11

    Sees Porg in title, ok subscribing

  • @gabrielcantu8566
    @gabrielcantu8566 5 лет назад +3

    Keep up the great work. Love your videos

  • @cmdrblade2485
    @cmdrblade2485 5 лет назад +3

    The Porg should have been controlled by Excel or Norden for extra.

  • @FrozenHawkHunter
    @FrozenHawkHunter 5 лет назад +2

    Okay that crap. CHEWY DIDN'T GET TO EAT HIS PORG BUT THE PORG GETS TO EAT SOMEONE??😣

  • @kira1138
    @kira1138 5 лет назад

    This ladies and gentlemen is why you don't fuck with a porg lest you wish to be eaten

  • @backgroundcharacter1071
    @backgroundcharacter1071 5 лет назад +3

    The Clone Wars; the porg arc

  • @Zerggodmaster
    @Zerggodmaster 5 лет назад +2

    I see why the porg was needed (sees 0 combat effective and 100% prisioners)

  • @ookaminingen
    @ookaminingen 5 лет назад +2

    you could say he played the, imporgtant part in their victory...

  • @bundleoffuck2986
    @bundleoffuck2986 5 лет назад

    That Porg is a ABSOLUTE UNIT,

  • @BAGELMENSK
    @BAGELMENSK 5 лет назад

    Tactical porg game ends separatist officer [EXPLICIT]

  • @maddhattergaming6863
    @maddhattergaming6863 2 года назад

    Had to come back fpr this fun

  • @v.i.glusta4712
    @v.i.glusta4712 5 лет назад

    I want to see a porg army armed only with anti tank rifles and small cute versions of the clones gear

  • @helix5441
    @helix5441 5 лет назад

    I see porg I see Wookiee no porg savior now

  • @JarthenGreenmeadow
    @JarthenGreenmeadow 4 года назад

    Lmao the porg kill tho.

  • @matthewlor6605
    @matthewlor6605 3 года назад

    Star Wars Episode 2: Attack of the Porgs

  • @betagamingproductions4338
    @betagamingproductions4338 5 лет назад

    And we name thi porg lord chum chum

  • @LR_Bushido
    @LR_Bushido 5 лет назад

    So this is what the 212th do in the their free time.... I'mma slowly walk back the the 501st lol

  • @danielbeck2739
    @danielbeck2739 5 лет назад

    Get that Porg a metal.

  • @AJZulu
    @AJZulu 5 лет назад

    Fking hilarious

  • @notchs0son
    @notchs0son 5 лет назад +1

    That was amazing

  • @halokillertank3442
    @halokillertank3442 5 лет назад

    God dam it liru

  • @tiniest-ti4yn
    @tiniest-ti4yn 5 лет назад +1

    Top 10 strongest anime characters

  • @shoootme
    @shoootme 5 лет назад

    Who knew ports could be bribed.

  • @bobmills7761
    @bobmills7761 5 лет назад

    Love you video keep it up

  • @dobman01
    @dobman01 5 лет назад

    "the porgs gave us antibullshit equipment"
    gets killed by bullshit

  • @TopHatPenguin
    @TopHatPenguin 5 лет назад

    next op a pack of maniac porgs attack them

  • @v.i.glusta4712
    @v.i.glusta4712 5 лет назад

    The porg giveth the porg taketh away i think it wants those anti bullshit helmets back

  • @Voltpine
    @Voltpine 5 лет назад

    Funniest shet ever! Love this!

  • @justiceofbook
    @justiceofbook 5 лет назад

    Star Wars: The Last Porg

  • @mochi6345
    @mochi6345 5 лет назад

    CT Moca was here.

  • @obbsessedwithbass
    @obbsessedwithbass 4 года назад

    execute porger 66

  • @Andrewza1
    @Andrewza1 5 лет назад

    ruclips.net/video/o9bww6R3qDs/видео.html the song of Darth Porgus

  • @LoneWolf-jx6oj
    @LoneWolf-jx6oj 5 лет назад

    This is why we don't allow animals in the base

  • @gardivor5245
    @gardivor5245 5 лет назад

    epic!

  • @unclesilver2486
    @unclesilver2486 5 лет назад

    is there a link where i can watch the rest of this? this was amazing hahah

  • @thegaminglevi130
    @thegaminglevi130 5 лет назад +1

    Is the full op up somewhere?

  • @abdussami9538
    @abdussami9538 5 лет назад

    When was this recorded I need to watch the full op

  • @jamesfulton215
    @jamesfulton215 5 лет назад

    is this an ep that is out yet

  • @historynerd176
    @historynerd176 5 лет назад +1

    How??

    • @Flowersson
      @Flowersson 5 лет назад +1

      The perfect Arma 3 physics

  • @nicka566
    @nicka566 5 лет назад

    Which OP is this?

  • @redeye3869
    @redeye3869 5 лет назад

    100th comment.