Those two authors (yes, one of them was King himself) writing their main characters thinking about or paying too much attention to the developing chests of preadolescent girls honestly made my soul hurt...
Vincey! I have a new subreddit suggestion that I would love to see your cover, it’s r/F***YouInParticular. It’s about funny misfortunes that make it seem like the world has something against the person and very specific roasts
But how am I supposed to introduce and describe female characters if not by a sexual point of view ? How else can I get the reader to see them in their mind's eye ?
@@magnarcreed3801 “She’s got huge biceps. They’re bigger than mine and I’m jealous.” Would work for a boy describing an older sister. Like “Why is she literally She Hulk and I’m like, skinny and a waif-“
@@dr.altoclef9255 Hahaha not just that but other women. I’ve seen other women with bigger arms than me (and I got big arms for a woman) and just go “damn I want that. Should do more pull-ups”
"Whose microscopic waistline" - my grandfather always said he married my grandmother for her "Wasp waist." "Wasp waist" was a phrase I heard all the time as a child.
I have a question: the female author who wrote about being able to tell if a woman is menstruating- does anyone think it could be satire? It’s very common for women on public transportation at night to be quite reserved as those circumstances are unsafe. If the text is written from the perspective of a man then I think it’s possible the author is meme-ing. Like “all the women on public transport after dark are on their period because when I hit on them they are not nice to me” but really she is wearing her “I am just trying to get home alive” emotional armour. Does anyone have any thoughts on this?
i think it's very difficult to generalize, but i have definitely seen people, women especially, go from "relaxed on the bus ride home, staring out the window" to "every cell alive with fire and primed for mortal combat" at what might seem to casual observer to be ostensibly slight provocation. cuz motherfuckers just don't understand boundaries, and everybody wants something. And no one knows better than women that letting your guard down is a luxury.
@@micahfoley9572 Great point! Honestly, If we assume that the author WAS being satirical, I find the idea of parodying these men who don't understand such boundaries quite funny. "could never be my fault! it must be her period" lol, some people are clueless XD
I always get such a visceral shock when your little wooden dude gets smashed while flying, Vincey. I guess I get visually invested in him while I'm invested in listening to your voice.
I was immediately drawn to her pair of deep blue eyes. The other five of assorted colors were rather less welcoming, and it seemed uncouth to ask where the last one went.
Men if you think siblings talk about their siblings' 80085 like its a normal thing than you are an only child (source I have a younger sister and never once thought this)
@@dr.altoclef9255 I mean I’m kknd if a parental/friend to my younger siblings. Like we comment casually on each other’s bodies all the time. Still not as weird as these people though.
@@magnarcreed3801 Yeah. I mean very close friends and I are sort of constantly ribbing and hassling eachother so in that case we’re trying to be annoying or weird(and would stop if anyone was legitimately uncomfortable-).
@@dr.altoclef9255 Same. Just different for some people. Though I can say the body talk positive or negative never went into such a… I objectifying or sexual manner. Like can compare asses and boobs or component but it never felt as off or weird as the Stephan king writing shit.
😂 which is just the acne flare up. Honestly, that's still how I tell I'm gonna get my period, it's the week after my skin goes to total shit. (Bright side: means birth control is a common medication for acne.)
i think if you're writing the thoughts or in the voice of a character, some of this stuff is fine, Like the stephen king one. if his character is a creeper dad who thinks about his toddlers future-boobs, so be it. There are people who really think like this. But when it becomes ridiculous is when it's the author's voice or an anonymous omniscient narrator, or worst of all, NON-FICTION. That, man...that's the gold star cringe right there lol
Some girls develop early. I was the only girl in third grade with a bra. I thought no one would know, until some idiot behind me in line for the water fountain decided to announce it to everyone.
I just didn’t wear one for a long time. Flashed some guys accidentally from leaning on a table while taking. They panicked and yelled about and I had rolled my eyes and made them focus on what I was saying…. Shames never been apart of my vocabulary I guess.
These authors are writing as male characters noticing these things. It’s still icky icky gross gross, but I find it worse when a male author writes in a female perspective and is aware of her breasts at all times. Both are icky tho
Now remember ladies: Always let strangers tell you that you're beautiful. But dont let on that you already know that. Self esteem and confidence aren't feminine traits. We want our women meek and pliable.
I keep telling that to the ladies in my special underground, soundproof chamber but they don't believe me. Will you come over and convince them for me?
Vince! I found you again, where did you go? I've been looking for you. Why do you speak so much slower? It's like you're from the southern US all of a sudden. Really, the cadence was faster and more natural about a year ago. Did someone tell you that you were speaking too fast? Did you have some kind of medical problem? I missed ya Vince.
It could also have to do with comfort - he may speak more slowly naturally when calm, and he may have gotten nerves before but not so much now and he speaks at a slower pace. It may also have to do with public speaking experience - speaking at a slower pace is much more easily understandable in most situations, including in recordings. I'd say he still speaks fairly naturally aha!!
Those two authors (yes, one of them was King himself) writing their main characters thinking about or paying too much attention to the developing chests of preadolescent girls honestly made my soul hurt...
Same :(
King has been on this sub a shocking amount of times for being a big name
Vincy please remember to sleep. YOUR HEALTH IS IMPORTANT. We all love you take care :)
I've seen NSFW stories that don't mention breasts as often as supposedly innocuous stories that are in no way meant to be suggestive.
Sometimes I think authors confuse breast development with character development. 😕
Uh ? Is there a difference ?! Crap, I'll have to rethink my entire writing career 😭
Don’t be silly - Women don’t have character TO develop, we only have boobily-woobilies ! / s
LMAO
Have yet to read a female character in a book muse that a pubescent boy will soon be noticing a sprinkling of hair on his balls.
I'm on it
I take it you haven't read my mom's diary.
@@thelunchlady8276 I’m guessing that she found a sprinkling of hair on her balls and decided to write about it? 😂 JK
Ladies, if your private parts smell like dark, secret effluvium, I'd suggest getting them checked
I'm afraid you're smelling your own aura again Sir.
@@januarysidra6166 aw dammit not again
@@pranavghantasala6808 Oh no Sweetie
Vincey! I have a new subreddit suggestion that I would love to see your cover, it’s r/F***YouInParticular. It’s about funny misfortunes that make it seem like the world has something against the person and very specific roasts
Oh yeah good idea !
@@melkerahtagadatsoin-tsoin6016 Thank you 🥳 I’ve recently discovered it and it’s already one of my favourites
The amount of authors that toss in some causal incestuous thoughts is insane
But how am I supposed to introduce and describe female characters if not by a sexual point of view ? How else can I get the reader to see them in their mind's eye ?
Also them describing teen girls developing their bodily features made me physically cringe.
@@RebelWvlf
One exception… describing huge muscles! “Huge arms and super stronk!”
I’d love that rep.
@@magnarcreed3801 “She’s got huge biceps. They’re bigger than mine and I’m jealous.” Would work for a boy describing an older sister. Like “Why is she literally She Hulk and I’m like, skinny and a waif-“
@@dr.altoclef9255
Hahaha not just that but other women. I’ve seen other women with bigger arms than me (and I got big arms for a woman) and just go “damn I want that. Should do more pull-ups”
The "smell like dark effluvium" writer is basically "tell me how you never saw a woman without telling me" person.
"It feels like a bag of sand..."
"Whose microscopic waistline" - my grandfather always said he married my grandmother for her "Wasp waist." "Wasp waist" was a phrase I heard all the time as a child.
I asked my husband if I have breasts for years. He made a funny face and started ranting about not knowing what that means. So no? I guess.
Divorce him immediately, I guess??? 😂
His arms were nicely formed, and he displayed them with an admirable nonchalance, neither flaunting them nor pretending they were not there...
I’d accept female characters written if like that. At least we get ripped arms!
I have a question: the female author who wrote about being able to tell if a woman is menstruating- does anyone think it could be satire?
It’s very common for women on public transportation at night to be quite reserved as those circumstances are unsafe. If the text is written from the perspective of a man then I think it’s possible the author is meme-ing. Like “all the women on public transport after dark are on their period because when I hit on them they are not nice to me” but really she is wearing her “I am just trying to get home alive” emotional armour.
Does anyone have any thoughts on this?
i think it's very difficult to generalize, but i have definitely seen people, women especially, go from "relaxed on the bus ride home, staring out the window" to "every cell alive with fire and primed for mortal combat" at what might seem to casual observer to be ostensibly slight provocation. cuz motherfuckers just don't understand boundaries, and everybody wants something. And no one knows better than women that letting your guard down is a luxury.
@@micahfoley9572 Great point! Honestly, If we assume that the author WAS being satirical, I find the idea of parodying these men who don't understand such boundaries quite funny. "could never be my fault! it must be her period" lol, some people are clueless XD
I always get such a visceral shock when your little wooden dude gets smashed while flying, Vincey. I guess I get visually invested in him while I'm invested in listening to your voice.
stephen king is really a weirdo when it comes to writing women so i’m not surprised
6:00 rodents dont even have fur on their feet so that doesn't make sense anyway
Of all the things I have to worry about with my reproductive organs, I now have to worry that they smell like soil and vegetables?
Some of these excerpts have to be some kind of cry for help, like a journal a therapist asked them to keep 😐
I was immediately drawn to her pair of deep blue eyes. The other five of assorted colors were rather less welcoming, and it seemed uncouth to ask where the last one went.
Men if you think siblings talk about their siblings' 80085 like its a normal thing than you are an only child (source I have a younger sister and never once thought this)
I talk about my brother's 43715. Does that count?
Now CLOSE FRIENDS on the other hand…
Well it depends. Though if they’re all in early teen years they will be. That was my experience anyway.
@@dr.altoclef9255
I mean I’m kknd if a parental/friend to my younger siblings. Like we comment casually on each other’s bodies all the time. Still not as weird as these people though.
@@magnarcreed3801 Yeah. I mean very close friends and I are sort of constantly ribbing and hassling eachother so in that case we’re trying to be annoying or weird(and would stop if anyone was legitimately uncomfortable-).
@@dr.altoclef9255
Same. Just different for some people. Though I can say the body talk positive or negative never went into such a… I objectifying or sexual manner. Like can compare asses and boobs or component but it never felt as off or weird as the Stephan king writing shit.
Stephen King is a real powerhouse, but definitely also wrote a lot of questionable women/details 🤦🏻♀️
Hope you enjoyed!!
I write men like trash sometimes and women/nonbinary people like gods
I thought Stephen King was supposed to be a GOOD writer.
I always like your thumbnails but this one is particularly good xD!!
I love your channel but I'm just not a big fan of the wholesome memes but I totally understand why you do it
I actually had a gay friend who could tell when I was on my period. He said that my face was more reddish than usual. Thanks ? 😅
😂 which is just the acne flare up. Honestly, that's still how I tell I'm gonna get my period, it's the week after my skin goes to total shit. (Bright side: means birth control is a common medication for acne.)
@@MemeMaradith
Can get blood clots from them though.
@@magnarcreed3801 true, but retinoids can kill your kidneys. So it's not outside the range of normal for prescription meds.
YAY!! I’m glad we’re back on this sub! If we’re bringing older stuff back, can you go back to reading neckbeard stories? I miss those! Please!!
i think if you're writing the thoughts or in the voice of a character, some of this stuff is fine, Like the stephen king one. if his character is a creeper dad who thinks about his toddlers future-boobs, so be it. There are people who really think like this. But when it becomes ridiculous is when it's the author's voice or an anonymous omniscient narrator, or worst of all, NON-FICTION. That, man...that's the gold star cringe right there lol
Some girls develop early. I was the only girl in third grade with a bra. I thought no one would know, until some idiot behind me in line for the water fountain decided to announce it to everyone.
I just didn’t wear one for a long time. Flashed some guys accidentally from leaning on a table while taking. They panicked and yelled about and I had rolled my eyes and made them focus on what I was saying…. Shames never been apart of my vocabulary I guess.
These authors are writing as male characters noticing these things. It’s still icky icky gross gross, but I find it worse when a male author writes in a female perspective and is aware of her breasts at all times. Both are icky tho
i mean if its a male writing thats kinda worse that they think males, and by proxy themselves, asee things like this
Only time k really notice my boobs is if I ram them into something.
4:57 His SISTER?! DUDE.
Morning Vincey I uh... I overslept the gym.
Now remember ladies: Always let strangers tell you that you're beautiful. But dont let on that you already know that. Self esteem and confidence aren't feminine traits. We want our women meek and pliable.
I keep telling that to the ladies in my special underground, soundproof chamber but they don't believe me. Will you come over and convince them for me?
I know by now to expect Stephen King in these kind of videos
MICROSCOPIC WAISTLINE 🤣🤣🤣
Day 68 of asking Vincey to cover r/lgbtmemes
Cheetah meme is best meme
FYI ["that's not how girls work"], breasts are developed BEFORE she gets her first period.
I mean everyone’s got breasts. So I find that funny.
I missed this
Day 290 of reminding everyone to do things for yourself because you're worth it
A1 content!
Thought he was going to write about her moussy
What game is that in the opener? Thanks
Mooore! Pretty please 🥺
Vince! I found you again, where did you go? I've been looking for you. Why do you speak so much slower? It's like you're from the southern US all of a sudden. Really, the cadence was faster and more natural about a year ago. Did someone tell you that you were speaking too fast? Did you have some kind of medical problem?
I missed ya Vince.
It could also have to do with comfort - he may speak more slowly naturally when calm, and he may have gotten nerves before but not so much now and he speaks at a slower pace. It may also have to do with public speaking experience - speaking at a slower pace is much more easily understandable in most situations, including in recordings. I'd say he still speaks fairly naturally aha!!
He uploads multiple times a day. Where did *you* go? 😯
@@spibow That makes sense
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zamn, early
First
Oh wow you're actually first
@@honyie5187 a rare opportunity ✨