This Conspiracy Theory is Crazy

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  • Опубликовано: 26 окт 2024

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  • @alfiee.8
    @alfiee.8 Год назад +281

    Since Jack always forgets Cornelius, I think it’s only fair he calls his chameleon, Cornelius.

    • @wandaaaa2864
      @wandaaaa2864 Год назад +5

      Yes absoulutely!!!

    • @ked49
      @ked49 Год назад +2

      I third this

    • @ParsaIsFlying
      @ParsaIsFlying Год назад +2

      No, It should be called jimmy for jimmy vegas

    • @Ivy_mew
      @Ivy_mew Год назад +2

      That's exactly what i was thinking :O

    • @zachatr0nUK
      @zachatr0nUK Год назад

      .

  • @elliottfuqure
    @elliottfuqure Год назад +98

    Being a DanTDM fan from a while back now, him saying Dan _can_ “grow a beard” is something I thought I’d never hear

  • @MarinoBulic
    @MarinoBulic Год назад +363

    Jack is the type of a person to be happy to look dead on a toy

    • @Minelaughter
      @Minelaughter Год назад +3

      Death

    • @viviisotostudios
      @viviisotostudios Год назад +2

      nah fr

    • @lilyofluck371
      @lilyofluck371 Год назад

      ​@@MinelaughterNeverafter reference frfr

    • @wswalpff_
      @wswalpff_ Год назад

      *nethison
      Hello there. Today I bring you sad news: Jack has been deceased for over a year and a half. You may be thinking: "What? But he's obviously still here, he released a video just the other day!", You are mistaken: That is not the real Jack. You may wonder how on Earth such a thing is possible. Well, I will show you now.
      This picture is from Jack's last main channel video before his death
      You may remember this. In the video, "Jack" shows that Instagram has memorialised his account due to his death. The impostor claims that Jack has not died, and that he is, in fact, Jack. However, Jack did in fact die, and I have evidence!
      This picture is from the impostor's first main channel video (Why the internet thinks I am dead)
      Focus on the eyes and especially the nose! They are noticeably different. And the chin shape seems a bit off as well!
      You can also see that the impostor's right pupil (your right, not his right) is slightly larger than his left pupil, which would eventually lead to him getting glasses once it expanded enough. (well, at least
      supposedly...) Still not convinced? Well, we will now find more details on how he died, and the identity of the impostor!
      In the video, the impostor mentions a pre- recorded Reddit video coming out. By looking at the posts, we can determine the day that Reddit video was filmed!
      The first post in the video was posted "6 days ago"
      If you look up the post on Reddit, it says that the post was from April 27. Therefore, the Reddit video was filmed on the 3rd of May.
      Tun, Apr 27, 2021, 02:26:57 PM British Summer Time
      "He did it"
      "Just woke up and found out I've died"
      The original tweet where the impostor reveals Jack has died (which he pretends is not true, playing it as a joke) was from the 4th of May.
      Therefore, Jack must have died shortly after filming the Reddit video.
      But how exactly did he die?? Well, after looking further through the Reddit video I found the answer!
      In the video (It's called "Deleting my RUclips Channel for an OG Gold Play Button?" btw), I found some evidence for how he died after filming said video! First, is a post about how the Don't Subscribe Billboards disappeared. When Jack talks about why, he sounds quite sad. Shortly after, he mentions the heavy rain outside his house. At 3:46, there is a short interlude showing "Jack"'s tweet about dying. This was obviously added in last minute. Shortly after the interlude, Jack mentions how he recently brought back the Geography channel (this will be important later)
      He mentions that he has partially recorded a TommyInnit collab. We'll check for clues in that video later.

    • @wonkthedonk
      @wonkthedonk Год назад +5

      Don't bring that sambucha shit here. Keep Jack's comment section clean

  • @Sarahbawden68
    @Sarahbawden68 Год назад +414

    I swear to god does jack just put stuff in his room to make an excuse to be better

  • @Clippey
    @Clippey Год назад +55

    Im glad my photoshop fooled you for a second lmao

  • @kristophersadventurewithki5535
    @kristophersadventurewithki5535 Год назад +48

    Let’s appreciate Jack for all of his hard work! Thanks Jack I love your videos! I have been watching you for years!

  • @Shriraman-Arunvijay
    @Shriraman-Arunvijay Год назад +5

    6:30 i made that reddit post, appreciate you for showing it in your video ❤

  • @GigaGnome
    @GigaGnome Год назад +10

    that Jimmy Vegas imitation was amazing

  • @shoes4clues955
    @shoes4clues955 Год назад +9

    kai making the £5 "bet" at the end when he knew full well how long it was

  • @Pianotutorial-bn6xu
    @Pianotutorial-bn6xu Год назад +35

    Jack: you completed it in 1 minute and 1 second
    The community ready to troll jack for getting it wrong again

  • @Egmawesome
    @Egmawesome Год назад +3

    0:21 I love when I spot a future no context clip

  • @JaxonPlayzOfficial
    @JaxonPlayzOfficial Год назад +21

    Jack never fails to rip out my ribcage

  • @xthriteenx
    @xthriteenx Год назад +8

    I thought the scary Obama speech was the Obama tentacles

  • @demo2823
    @demo2823 Год назад +3

    When we have been paying so much attention to the saga of Drew's kidnapping, that we missed Jack being cloned.

  • @C-Croz
    @C-Croz Год назад +62

    Conspiracy theory’s only can be crazy when Matpat does a video on them 😂

    • @AbdulahTTkil
      @AbdulahTTkil Год назад +1

      Faxxx a new channel named "playbutton theirst"

    • @bananaboi7
      @bananaboi7 Год назад +1

      You misspelled does its not dose its does.

    • @zachatr0nUK
      @zachatr0nUK Год назад

      .

  • @v1c_hearts
    @v1c_hearts Год назад +19

    My parents love your videos jack!! They watch them with me! We mainly watch your geography videos but we also sometimes watch these videos

    • @ANO_Hi
      @ANO_Hi Год назад +1

      Wow, for once someones parents like Jack! (I hope they dont find his voice annoying 😂)

    • @v1c_hearts
      @v1c_hearts Год назад

      @@ANO_Hi they don’t haha!

    • @zachatr0nUK
      @zachatr0nUK Год назад

      .

    • @ANO_Hi
      @ANO_Hi Год назад

      @@v1c_hearts wow

  • @TooAZY
    @TooAZY Год назад +10

    Jack’s trade offers are now signed packaged by Rick cards 😂

  • @CarSpottingPL
    @CarSpottingPL День назад +1

    5:31 Jack: you’ve missed me green dumbbell, I have 2 12kg dumbbells, please improve it.” Also Jack less than 1 second later: You’ve got me plush! Wow, very impressive

  • @AdblockAway
    @AdblockAway Год назад +5

    6:12 no context clip!!

  • @xthriteenx
    @xthriteenx Год назад +4

    13:08 he just did

  • @TheBedrockMaster
    @TheBedrockMaster Год назад +9

    “That banana looks ginormous” Ok Jack, nice to know…

  • @blanket_pillow8073
    @blanket_pillow8073 Год назад +7

    I like how whenever someone gives Jack something he gives them a package by Rick card in return 😂

  • @David_3bof
    @David_3bof Год назад +4

    6:01 straight to the no context channel

  • @dukkcc2
    @dukkcc2 Год назад +2

    i know a card company that did cards for all of the hermitcraft members, they're called creo cards

  • @jds39vlogs43
    @jds39vlogs43 Год назад +3

    Jack would love The Score Band, they are alternative rock and they make some of the best songs I've ever heard.

  • @SamiTheAnxiousBean
    @SamiTheAnxiousBean Год назад +3

    "Worser than was" was way funnier then it should have been for me
    thanks Pannyparons, very cool

  • @Dunc-
    @Dunc- Год назад +4

    I agree that moms and grandmas can judge people just based on their voice and appearance

  • @Junimeek
    @Junimeek Год назад +2

    5:55 calling it now, this moment is gonna be on the no context channel by tomorrow

  • @leoshortnose
    @leoshortnose Год назад +3

    Wasn’t the reason why people thought Paul McCartney died also because of different ears? 0:41

  • @beatrizferreira4026
    @beatrizferreira4026 Год назад +2

    "Imagine getting a super rare shinny turdboi" - Jack Massey Welch 2023

  • @ultimatelyoliver
    @ultimatelyoliver Год назад +16

    Jacks energy never fails to surprise me every time i load a reddit video

  • @YerahhWasHere
    @YerahhWasHere Год назад +72

    Jack never fails to make my day better with reddit posts

    • @gburtak
      @gburtak Год назад +3

      @DRPThunder i hope you break your second one

    • @CA19
      @CA19 Год назад

      @@gburtakbully 😢

    • @Twist_Ligma
      @Twist_Ligma Год назад

      ​@DRPThunderi hope you have a great week😊

    • @YerahhWasHere
      @YerahhWasHere Год назад +1

      @DRPThunder sorry to hear about your arm breaking. I’m glad to hear that this made you feel better

    • @zachatr0nUK
      @zachatr0nUK Год назад

      .

  • @mohmdbak3062
    @mohmdbak3062 Год назад +9

    The fact that kai guessed the length of the video that he edited incorrectly is crazy (also kai you owe us 5 pounds)

    • @MadJaz
      @MadJaz Год назад +2

      no, its correct C:

    • @TaylortheBarbie13
      @TaylortheBarbie13 Год назад +2

      RUclips adds 1 second onto a video for unknown reasons

    • @Vermilion15
      @Vermilion15 Год назад

      @@MadJazit’s 25:47 not 25:46

    • @MadJaz
      @MadJaz Год назад

      @@Vermilion15 I think on mobile there's an extra second added at the end, on PC there isn't.

    • @Vermilion15
      @Vermilion15 Год назад

      @@MadJaz interesting

  • @L0xi3
    @L0xi3 Год назад +1

    6:03 We all know he wants the No Context JSAL clip haha

  • @debchis4795
    @debchis4795 Год назад +3

    Jack turned into my teacher when he said, just don’t say something if you don’t have nice to say😂

  • @PSANDHCR2GOAT
    @PSANDHCR2GOAT Год назад +2

    Jack just adds stuff to his room just to make this mini room guy do more work

  • @cdfonyoutube
    @cdfonyoutube Год назад +4

    ah yes, my favourite channel, JESUS THATS TERRIFYING 7:46

  • @randomeditor247
    @randomeditor247 Год назад +1

    As a big JSAG fan, maybe you bring back to the Geoguessr country streaks, absolutely loved those.

  • @DuckyD19
    @DuckyD19 Год назад +46

    Jack never fails to keep us entertained

  • @Bamboo_Snail
    @Bamboo_Snail Год назад +1

    "that banana looks ginormous" - jacksucksatstuff 2023

  • @catlover_15
    @catlover_15 Год назад +3

    Wonderful Video! Keep it up Jack!

  • @LincDoesStuff
    @LincDoesStuff Год назад +2

    Soon enough jacks gonna run out of packaged by Rick cards because he keeps giving them away. Then he’ll create a whole new channel to get more packaged by Rick cards

  • @urfavsquadd
    @urfavsquadd Год назад +3

    jack is the type of person to like the fact that a traffic cone plushie of his girlfriend has defeated him.

  • @nolanmales
    @nolanmales Год назад +2

    17:40 why does each of those sentences work so well together?

  • @HesienbergFam
    @HesienbergFam Год назад +7

    You know it’s a good day when Jack uploads

    • @detected7332
      @detected7332 Год назад

      botted!

    • @uowjin
      @uowjin Год назад

      I see you everywhere...

    • @arandrews
      @arandrews Год назад +1

      Impersonator! the real one has more subscribers.

    • @uowjin
      @uowjin Год назад

      @arandrews OMG, I JUST REALIZED😭😭😭

    • @HesienbergFam
      @HesienbergFam Год назад

      @@arandrews The "real" one isn't even the real one either

  • @Connor-Colyer
    @Connor-Colyer Год назад +2

    Jack should interview Rick

  • @Bullseye_Sports
    @Bullseye_Sports Год назад +4

    He should try to set a speedrun world record on the Geography Channel

  • @BlazeGamesss
    @BlazeGamesss Год назад +2

    Secret text in video from editor: I bet you £5 it’s 25 minutes and 46 seconds
    GIVE JACK THEM MONEYS YOUR ONE SECOND SHORT

  • @LizordSword
    @LizordSword Год назад +5

    the old jack wasn't a narcissist

  • @SovietUnionCCCP
    @SovietUnionCCCP 11 месяцев назад +2

    9:38 “IT ISN’T POO”

  • @MikeN27
    @MikeN27 Год назад +2

    I would buy your Topps cards Jack.

  • @yulingzheng8841
    @yulingzheng8841 Год назад +2

    RIP the legacy of Jimmy Vegas, you will be missed

  • @chartviewer7
    @chartviewer7 Год назад +4

    I Can Imagine That This Jack Has Murdered 2019 Jack This Jack Looks Like A Murderer

  • @Smackenty
    @Smackenty Год назад +1

    Honestly thought at the start you had made a new youtooz that no one would buy. Also Haircut looks really clean, keep it

  • @RidiculousReefing
    @RidiculousReefing Год назад +3

    6:02 I am already telling you this will be the next No Context bit.

  • @Jakeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
    @Jakeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Год назад +2

    06:03 NO CONTEXT JACKSUCKSATLIFE EDITORS WRITE IT DOWN!!

  • @AnteqMemes
    @AnteqMemes Год назад +2

    You did not smile at the end

  • @SwiftieSarah13
    @SwiftieSarah13 2 месяца назад +1

    I think his name should be Cornelius to honour him

  • @sdog195
    @sdog195 Год назад +20

    You never fail to make an amazing Reddit video! :D

  • @VGMHabitat
    @VGMHabitat 6 месяцев назад +1

    10:57 thats from the same video you had JUST watched LOL

  • @jackjackson420
    @jackjackson420 Год назад +3

    The Reddit videos always bring my will to live back. And I love it!

    • @alfiee.8
      @alfiee.8 Год назад +1

      Bit dark but ok

  • @sopix7761
    @sopix7761 Год назад +1

    16:05 i know what's getting on the next weeks reddit video, every time jack says something wrong just a little bit there has to be that 1 person

  • @yes-713
    @yes-713 Год назад +5

    Not first.
    The moment I say that I’m not first, I’m first. Only when I say first is when I’m not first.

  • @underdog77777
    @underdog77777 Год назад +1

    The chomelian should be named” LUCAS”

  • @RomeoDickson-os3xs
    @RomeoDickson-os3xs Год назад +3

    Petition for jack to join the sidemen he would fit in perfectly

  • @Geo_boi420
    @Geo_boi420 Год назад +1

    Jack could do geoguesser in irl

  • @ANO_Hi
    @ANO_Hi Год назад +3

    Omg I just saw that I got into the video! Thanks Jack that made my day!!!
    Update: I got in it 2 times?! (Thank you for letting me know that it was a scam)

  • @Theproboscismonkey13
    @Theproboscismonkey13 Год назад +1

    A possible trading card company is Bowman

  • @penguineapig1719
    @penguineapig1719 Год назад +3

    Petition for jack to put a huge banana in his room:
    👇🏼

  • @sandycoin
    @sandycoin Год назад +1

    been loving the increase in secret editor messages recently lol

  • @nordicgaming1
    @nordicgaming1 Год назад +490

    I liked my own comment.

  • @BSReese93
    @BSReese93 Год назад +1

    Kai's quick text at the end 😅 Jack, you owe him, £5

  • @EthanOZT
    @EthanOZT Год назад +3

    Claim your "here before 1 day" tickets here
    👇

  • @BrenBrenIsCool
    @BrenBrenIsCool Год назад +2

    6:02 this is gonna be a no context video…

  • @JustMoses12
    @JustMoses12 Год назад +3

    There's no way possible i liked my own comment

  • @_c1yd3d0n0v4n_
    @_c1yd3d0n0v4n_ Год назад +1

    You know the chameleon that you said needed a name?
    My granny said to name it Jeff-

  • @realcalebmydog
    @realcalebmydog Год назад +2

    I liked my own comment

  • @KiddKish
    @KiddKish Год назад +1

    6:04 time to wait for a no context moment 😂

  • @joehowell3791
    @joehowell3791 Год назад +2

    I would go broke buying those packs of Jackavers cards

  • @ashadedblobfish
    @ashadedblobfish Год назад +3

    First?

  • @Goated_rise
    @Goated_rise Год назад

    6:14 is def going on the no context channel💀💀💀

  • @calmandrelaxingnaturevideos
    @calmandrelaxingnaturevideos 8 месяцев назад

    6:01 this is perfect for no context jacksucksatlife.

  • @IMSanimations
    @IMSanimations Год назад +2

    That banana looks ginormous for no context I’m calling it

    • @calebbbbbb
      @calebbbbbb Год назад +1

      lol thought the same thing

  • @ilovemelaniemartinez222
    @ilovemelaniemartinez222 Год назад +2

    JACK WE HAVE THE SAME MUSIC TASTE MY RESPECT FOR YOU IS SO HIGH

  • @AJ_the_Dragon
    @AJ_the_Dragon Год назад +1

    Trading cards: I know CREO(?) did the hermitcraft TCG, I dont know if they'd work with a singaler person. But you'd probably have more luck contacting them.

  • @Man09256
    @Man09256 11 месяцев назад +2

    1:13 that’s why on Instagram it said he died

  • @Alisonsgachaverse
    @Alisonsgachaverse 6 месяцев назад +1

    As a Beatles and Wings fan when I saw the thumbnail I was like "is this the the new Paul is dead theory"

    • @MossW268
      @MossW268 4 месяца назад

      It is, I created the post as satire.

    • @Alisonsgachaverse
      @Alisonsgachaverse 4 месяца назад

      @@MossW268 you're a legend

  • @nolanmales
    @nolanmales Год назад

    19:25 when it has been so long since jack played Minecraft, a new ore gets introduced:

  • @Cheeekss
    @Cheeekss Год назад +1

    16:00
    Ah yes 1 minute 7 seconds is definitely 1 minute 1 second!

  • @ShrekOgrestone
    @ShrekOgrestone Год назад +1

    The chamelion should be named Ebeneezer, gives me old-timer vibes

  • @frankstanley7079
    @frankstanley7079 Год назад +1

    For the trading cards, you might get in touch with the hermitcraft people as they did a physical deck and limited editions for Hermitcraft TCG (created by VintageBeef)

  • @BabyManVR
    @BabyManVR Год назад +1

    RUclips mispelling congratulations is just really nothing compared to what else they did… *cough 2018 youtube rewind*

  • @mattisgrot
    @mattisgrot 10 месяцев назад

    from 4:00 to 4.25 jack makes the best quote of the internets history we all know that we bullie and say negative stuff when they cant thertan back cause it feels like they are not a real person but remember saying something negative hits harder then you might think

  • @Elenaali55
    @Elenaali55 Год назад +2

    The model looks amazing

  • @FantasieMeneer
    @FantasieMeneer Год назад +1

    6:02 Here we go the next NoContext JSAL upload

  • @AmazingKoala22
    @AmazingKoala22 Год назад +1

    “That wisk from come dine with me” never thought I’d hear something more British I approve

  • @AndrewDrewJamison
    @AndrewDrewJamison Год назад +1

    "A little bit of metal" Jack better be a Bring Me The Horizon fan.

  • @FastDriver318
    @FastDriver318 Год назад

    Get the gong from when that girl wanted to replace Big Bens bongs 😂

  • @NienNunbOnly
    @NienNunbOnly Год назад +1

    "worser than was" -Pannyparsons

  • @truerileyy
    @truerileyy Год назад

    RIP Jack 2013-2023
    “worser than was”