“But NOT 'Cause I Am Black!” | Men in Black 3 (Will Smith)
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- Опубликовано: 25 апр 2024
- Boris the Animal (Jemaine Clement) encounters hippies at Coney Island, followed by J (Will Smith) facing racial profiling by police officers. | Buy or rent Men in Black 3 here: amzo.in/movie/es7/men-in-blac...
Agents J and K are back...in time. J has seen some inexplicable things in his 15 years with the Men in Black, but nothing, not even aliens, perplexes him as much as his wry, reticent partner. But when K's life and the fate of the planet are put at stake, Agent J will have to travel back in time to put things right. J discovers that there are secrets to the universe that K never told him - secrets that will reveal themselves as he teams up with the young Agent K to save his partner, the agency, and the future of humankind.
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My favorite part of this scene is J isn't shocked or appalled at it, he's just like "ah ok I forgot this is the 60s"
"Ah, right, I forgot that there was a time people WERE that ignorant.
@@darthimperious1594 the fuck do you mean WERE? people are just as ignorant now adays
@@SgtSalamander Things are significantly different and that's not debatable. But unfortunately yes, it hasn't completely gone away
@@darthimperious1594 Those were different times. You won't call the Romans in 100BC uncivilised because they don't have electricity or smartphones.
@@tanjiropillar6294 There's a difference between having a different level of technology in the past and a past belief that genuinely views human beings as lesser just because of the circumstances of their birth.
They were "different times" ruled by extremely ignorant and bigoted thinking. There's no need to sugarcoat something as abhorrent as segragation.
The “not because I’m black joke” was awesome, but the stock brokers also jumping off the building was completely underrated.
Totally went over my head as a kid and thought they were also time travelers 😂
3:40 is such a dark joke with the Wall Street brokers throwing themselves off the building lmao
Imagine kids asking parents and they answer like "yeah, they part of MIB too"
they ain't brokers, they the stock buyers.
why would you throw yourself out of the window if you were only brokering other people's money.
@@throwawayburnerusernamethe firms are broker-dealers that use other people's money to buy other people's securities. Stock buyers are principals or market makers who buy/sell securities from and for their own inventory. If the former loses money, they lose customer money. If the latter loses money, the they lose company money.
Because of margin calls.
what is that a reference to?
I love how you can see the ad for Frank in the background at 7:15
"this is time Jump gear very rare very old but first we got to get high"
"Dude no"
"No I mean really high"
I didn't understand that when i was a kid . Now i get it .
Reminds me about the Futurama Joke in the episode where Fry Found a Classic VW Bus, and Farnsworth asked where it keeps the device thats speeds or slows the fabric of time, and Fry pulls out a bong.
@@LilBigBrother- I remember that😆
Boris the animal just pulling up his bike in front of that hippie couple for no reason is still my favourite idk why
4:46 - I used to wonder why the guy was uncomfortable around J...now that I'm older it suddenly makes more sense.
Like they were dubious about black people back then?
@@darkkaas8399 yeah
"what year is it"
"Why you looking at me like im crazy"
Will Smith be traveling back in time to make sure Chris Rock keeps his wife's name out of his fucking mouth 😂😂😂
Better to use slaps, it's more economical that way! 🤷
The earlier scene where she slapped him cause he was drinking the chocolate milk
The way he had his shades on in the next shot after they neuralized themselves had me dying when I first saw it 😂.
This is completely irrelevant but I just ate the most amazing orange ever
Thats awesome
How big was it?
Did you peel it or slice it
@@REHABEAMNAMBAHU I was normal size and yes I peeled that amazing orange 🍊🍊
hell yeah
Fuck yeah dude thats awesome
Infact, he stole that car 😂😂
Unfortunately he was able to steal that car because he was black. By pretending to be a valet and playing into the stereotype he basically proved the 1969 theory about racism true. Though in a roundabout way.
Yeah, but not `cause he's black, okay?😅
@@michaelharris8598 stereotypes exist for a reason
@michaelharris8598 right. Because as we know there is no such thing as a white valet
“Dog, the year”
That cracked me up. Well said J.
That was my favorite part in this video too.
The wide angle visual comedy is golden 😂
Look I have rights and I demand to see my lawyer before you press that small button on the side firmly.
Press it. 💥
😎
I love how he somehow had glasses on.
the fact that will smith went insane disturbs me; he is such a good actor and i enjoy basically all of his performances.
It’s pretty crazy how the first movie was gold second movie was trash and then they came through with this one and it was almost as good as the first it really had the right spirit
Anyone notice the "talking pug" ad on the sign when he gets pulled over?
2:00 yeah it was dark in that time
Given that it’s an increase in relative speed that allows time jump to happen, theoretically going on a rocket can also allow such thing to happen
*Yeah I break the laser line?* 1:43
NO, don't break it!
I eat eggs
@@mushmello526
*No I mean when I'm fast enough!*
@@NASAXPainter-ESCD Sounds good!
*Boy do I break the laser line! Or do I not break the laser line!*
The reference to this scene of “But NOT 'Cause I Am Black!” in Bad Boys 4 was great!!
Never noticed Michael Chernus was in this movie. If you have not seen him in Patriot , stop what you're doing and see that show now. Its brilliant, and he is brilliant in it (tv show, nothing to do with the mel gibson movie)
3:51 😂WOOAAHH AAHHHHHHHHHH!
Such an awesome movie
Wonderful movie!
Looks like something straight out of Futurama
So his goal is to go as fast as he can, but he spreads his arms out to slow his fall?
Real question: why didn't they calibrate the machine so that it considers the Earth's rotation as part of its velocity instead of having it calibrated to that 0m/s is relative to the Earth?
@@carolyn8740 because then it would always be activated
time jump was literal?!?!
I mean, if you want to *move* in time, you gotta gain the momentum somehow.
he says that but his first thought on transport was to take another person's property and not to get in a taxi and wrack up a major tab that he'd put on the city's expense as he's part of the MiB and can do that.
He wouldn't have been able to get a taxi in that year with his skin color, also he's not yet part of MiB in that year.
@@RicardoVermeltfoort yes he would've, might've cost him a lost but they didn't stop them from getting in taxies.
Just because they made them get into the back of the bus didn't stop them getting in taxies....
How would he pay for it? He has 21st century money, maybe a cab driver wouldn't look too close at coins, but any bills he gives him would look counterfeit in 1969
@@11sfr " get in a taxi and wrack up a major tab that he'd put on the city's expenses."
pick up the tab
idiom
US, informal
: to pay a bill (such as for a meal or drinks at a bar)
She offered to pick up the tab for the meal.
As he's a member of the MiB, he'd be able to put a bill of many hundreds of dollars on the city of NYC and have it be alright. Law Enforcement can take your car if the circumstances are right and the threat is great - but you'd be given compensation for the loss of your car and it would need to be returned to you in as good a condition as you had to hand it over (usually with a full tank too) - and as the car is neither mentioned or referenced beyond a certain point, it does not fall under that purview, it was just theft.
So yeah, he complains but the point still remains, he couldn't got a taxi and told him "drive to here" then neurolise him and tell him that he's a lawful member of the NYC government and the full bill will be paid by them.
But they went with "oh no raycsism" when he was proving the stereotype correct.
@@UncensoredScion MIB isn't a city agency, its a self-funded international organization (started as a US federal agency, then went independent), the city doesn't own and operate cabs, and there's dozens of different cab companies, you'd have to have an account with every single one of them to do that. Also, he's not an MIB agent in 1969 and would not be an authorized purchaser on any accounts they had back then, and would also necessarily know how any such procedures worked back then
1:33 "It's 32 f/s/s!"
Plot twist those cops went raciest just trying to get him to admitting stealing the car and they knew it was stolen because the hotel call the cops to report it stolen.
yeah they totally didnt say racist things in the process
@@EliteGam3r In my comment they were trying to make him admitting something accidentally or not by pissing him off. Of course the comment was mean as a joke and the cops were obviously racist, but I do believe that by the time they intercept him cops wold had been notify and they did know about it.
Eh.. it's too easy to say "white cop stops black guy because racist"
They could actually just be doing their job, but it's so much easier to say because racist because it's easier
@@BrakSplash Always some whitboi so desperate to be a victim
@@BrakSplash they literally stopped him because of his “ethnic persuasion” lmao what do you think that means? the joke is very clearly that they were racist cops
1:08 bros mouth doesn’t open saying now
What if he travelled before the building was built? Where would he end up?🤔
Hey, you don't ever question how time travel works in the movies. Else it just breaks, every single time (:
He would end up in the air where he started, and then fall 400 feet to the pavement. (Or ground I suppose)
It was apparently built at least as early as the mid to late 1920s, so he was good to go.
So they WON'T remember the device is a neuraliser, but they WILL remember to take the car back to the hotel. How does the neuraliser work, and what is the time limit? 😆
After you're neuralised, you accept whatever you're told as the truth.
They won't remember simply by him saying, but you won't remember that. The rules are you remember whatever you're told.
Rightish is what you don’t want to hear under those circumstances
Fun fact: they really filmed this on the Chrysler building in NY. Will Smith really had to jump off the edge and they caught him in a giant fluffy pillow ☺️
I like this scene cause this is the same as many other movies. like Sorcerers Apprentice :P
MIB3 was legit the best in the series.
J moved race relations forwards and then backwards in this scene.
So I'm guessing this was in 3d
3:40 what a dark bit that people may miss - but the Wall Street guys just killing themselves
Yeah, people might miss the literal focus of the frame.
0:37 uhm... wtf is he looking the wrong way?! 🤐 They should have mirrored that one shot 😅
camera i guess
Crazy how people call this bad when the uninspired sequels we got now are so much worse.
My man what’s the day Tuesday the date the 15th of July DAWG the year 🤣🤣🤣
Lookin at me like I'm crazy! Lol!
I don't understand, what's the joke on that elevator scene?
There likely wasn't really a joke, just showing the guy on the elevator was probably racist by how nervous he got once J entered the elevator.
Considering he actually did steal it....
But not because he's black
Today nobody makes funny movies like this anymore
2:26 he was there?!?!?!
He’s the kid, K looks after at the end
Um, when did he put his sunglasses on? Mistake.
When the camera wasn't looking. I don't think it was a mistake I think it was a gag.
it's supposed to be a joke, just that no matter what, when a neuralizer goes off a trained MIB agent will have their glasses on.
גם תרגיל מוזר תאמין לי
I stole them both car from ya wife'😂😂😂and shut from ya grandmother
7:25
This was before they tried hiding it
Why is this whole movie “zoom out”
This movie came out in 2012, the One World Trade Center was completed by then. Why didn't he jump from there? It would've given him an extra 500 feet of safety
Did the one world trade center exist in 1969? Hmm?
@N.Nocturne Good point haha - also bring a parachute!
@@gsami1256 honestly that would've made the scene even better
That’s tiny consideration which is more important than numbers like 911
How come the fat guy remembers everything? Also if you kill old boris wont it rewrite history too much? All the mib series this was the most fun despite all the plot holes
Well it was destined to actually happen if you watch the movie it was what happened all along. I won't give spoilers though as you need to watch it yourself.
Men doesn't now to laugh 😂😂😂
I'm very sad that I can't enjoy his movies anymore, after that slap event.
Damn shame !
Let it go LET IT GOO and live a whole new day, let it go, LET IT GOOOOO🎶
It was cringe but at least he wasn't a diddler like half of hollywood
Yeah, it always sucks for people like you who can't separate the actor from the characters that they play.
@@r0bw00d why should I? He obviously is a piece of shit who doesn't deserve to be applauded.
@2thedudestdude, that was in a different timeline. In the one in the movie it never happened so enjoy.
2 is ok 3 you are just begging
4 you just need a pay check
Sequels usually suck
Dont shit on 3.
@@TheDiddlyWiddlyfr 3 was epic
I mean technically there is no 4 its a spin off
@@jjdoughboy2103 Not 4 men in Black
#4 anything. It was mostly sarcasm
@@ricksaunders8074 i figured but I still like to clarify stuff that others might not realize is (which I fall for sometimes if its not obvious)
Look a gay Hollywood star.
look a gay youtube commenter.
LMAO what a woke garbage it is.
How so
yeah it is but it was way subtler 10 years ago and self aware
@@ShreddedGenius what does woke mean to you
@@MrWho302 bringing up topics such as race n sht when its not necessary and doesnt add to story. always having same message regarding that issue
@@ShreddedGenius I don’t know that this scene was necessarily bringing up the topic, more like making a light joke that fit the time period he was in. Some folks get easily roused
>Black man goes back in time and immediately steals a car
What did the director, Barry Sonnenfield, mean by this?
Something called *joke*
Try it.
@@Hellblaze1989 Does he know? 😏