The Salmon Cannon’ sorts and shoots fish over a dam
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- Опубликовано: 8 сен 2024
- A company called Whooshh Innovations has come up with a fish transport system that gives migrating salmon a free joyride over an impassable dam. It’s nickname The Salmon Cannon.
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“cost 10 million dollars” wow that’s a lot of money
“one 6th of normal salmon transport” 😲
They really spending 60 million dollars a year to move salmon through something other than a tube
They must be rich fish
@Rasta Koots ok
They used to transport by space shuttle.
Normal fish ladders are passive -- ie they have negligible ongoing running costs. The salmon cannon would have much more ongoing maintenance.
Update: They had to shut it down when they caught the same salmon Going on it four times ima row
Brilliant!
Funny Reply!
That’s impossible
Un bro momento
Update: It was closed because the fishermens started putting net at the end
What happens when the bears figure out where the exit point of this cannon is?
Tepin spawn campingn
the bears are spawn killing
If the bears get too close, they get sucked into the Bear Cannon.
@@nickvanderpool4822
Now now, point that in the oval office.
Fast food for Bears! Cool!
I absolutely adore the intentions of Whooshh to help and save the fish. And the fish shooting through the tube? Absolutely hilarious. Made my day.
The only way is up! Baby you can let me down 😂 song lyrics
The power memes have to spread awareness about a fish canon
Hector Cerda there’s a meme?
@@RandomRandomnessKCMO there is a meme about a fish slide
now make a people sized version please, thanks
Marshall R. Futurerama has it covered
@@MrMann703
i mean, yea kinda
but i cant use that, since im sadly not a cartoon 😅
Water slide
@@hermes5688
but this is so much more than just a water slide..
i guess its the best i can get for now tho
@Sean Hard
specifically, "the borders" as in, all of them.
Yes.
but that's neither here, nor there i feel~~
*FISH IN A TUBE*
*FISH IN A TUBE*
Fuck it
Fish in a tube
Hey alexa play robot rock
*FISH IN A TUBE*
* robot rock plays *
*FISH IN A TUBE*
*FISHTUBE*
But no Mexican fish only salmon
@@jeremygaming1375 what if the Mexican fish has proper papers and ID ?
So...how long until Elon Musk recommends we use it as a means to transport people rather than fish?
Ya but sure how the flip do we get the fish around!?!
im down
Shooting people through a hydro cannon would likely be more feasible than a bullet train in a hundreds of kilometer long near-vacuum chamber.
@@kamikazekittiesii161 yeah, this inside-of-a-vacuum train is just a stupid thought. I think that elon propably can't afford it, keeping the vacuum in such a big capacity manufacture would a bitch to build and to keep it functioning.
You'd have to lube up first
"Let's see that again in slow motion" as it goes full speed lol
No, the fish is just hauling ass, even in slow motion!
Hahaha!
You had one job, editor!
It was slow motion...
@@buddhajon96Yeah, like 10% slower at most.
I adore this species sometimes. The things we create and the things we laugh at. Beautiful.
A ride for salmon to get to their breeding ground??
My faith in humanity has been restored.
Errrr ok lol.
We have been building stuff like this for ages. Usually using less invasive methods like fish ladders.
This will be the next setting for a “finding nemo” type of story 🤣
Its whats known as Flinging Nemo
*"Finding Nemo: Radical Adventures"*
*Nemo is all grown up and (still annoyed by Dory) once he discovers the Fish Cannon he finds himself an Adrenaline Junky doing things like going back to ride the Cannon again & again to hanging onto JetSkis while they zoom around the lake. After a mishap involving an Eagle & a Sasquatch, Nemo finally realizes that sometimes, the most Radical way to live, is to just be normal.*
*Summer 2020*
what if we kissed in the fish tube??
jk
unless... 😳
@awe Ruby Ain't never too old for love
@awe Ruby age is nothing but a number
Eat my shortsss statutory rape is just a word
Wtf is wrong with all of you? Holy shit.
They must be into anime.
I feel bad for that one salmon that might be a little deformed or special and it just can't make it through because the machine doesn't recognize it as a salmon, poor fishy
Fish eugenics. Only the good looking salmons can reach the breeding ground.
The salmon is like WTF just happened man!
I honestly thought this was going to be something like The Onion news, but this is awesome! 😂 I wonder if any salmon actually go back over the dam for another ride through it.
I thought it said "snorts and shoots" and I was like damn get that cannon into some rehab before he hurts himself
Tube + Air + water = 10,000,000
Stonks
+ a tonne of bureaucracy and competing government contracts
What about the scanner?
any MBMBAM boys here from Griffin?
Yep had to pause the episode and immediately search "salmon cannon" lmao
EDIT: unpaused the podcast to Travis saying "now I just wanna go down a deep rabbit hole of watching videos of this on RUclips"
... One step ahead of you bud lol
Barbascura mi ha portata qui
Hurry up hurry up. Don't be late, our flight is waiting for us
The Salmon fish be like :
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Very fin-novative!
Ok dad
Buonasera Ciurma
@@waibryte maestro cosa le ho fatto
Fantastic tech for the betterment of us all! Good on you and thankyou
They should put a go pro on a fish to see how it looks like inside
Or they can just make a fish cam and send it through the tube.
@@RockyJayyy or they can shrink a human and send them through the tube
WWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-
A RUclips recommendation for the ages
What a Wonderful technology, it will help replenish Fisheries Industry around the World.
Someone should be at the end to get fish slapped
LMAO new jackass skit someone alert steve-o
This is beautiful
I feel sorry for the rejected salmon who don't go on the ride.
Or other fish species
i live in washington state. someone please tell me what area. i will make a vlog once i have gone inside the tube successfully.
U will be thrown out of the machine since u ain’t a salmon. Then again. Who knows 😝
You'll need to disguise yourself as a salmon.
If you find out where it is, I'll sub 😛
Cle Elum, Wa
A fish friendly fish ladder.
The way the company that built this is called Whooshh makes this look like an aprils fools joke or something xD
Wondering if the salmon are surviving the ride really without wounds/harm to their mucous lining/fins (only thing protecting them from parasites and similar problems that originate from being submerged constantly) and if the stagnation of water and slowed flow of water due to the dam is causing issues for the body of water. What also happens when the salmon slowly unlearn their natural migration ways due to human interference?
They still learn to jump natural waterfalls.. This is a manmade solution to a manmade barrier in their habitat.
Yes
lazy ass fish 💀
I think it’s cool
You are aware when the salmkn reach the spot to mate they die anyway right? Their body basically goes into "only sex mode" and starts breaking down
weeeeeeee
Come Visit Waikiki Salmon flight.
Y no
0:43 Americans using metric units? Finally, they are evolving
Why is there no go-pro footage from a salmon perspective?!
Tube said: 🐟💨
Soon will be implemented by department of immigration
Once we find how to transport people like this we’ll be one step closer to Futurama
Did they just say ten million dollars
Crouton Ratking yrs
Cool invention. Who protects the end of the line where they pop out from fishermen or bears?
And I still have to take the slow, expensive and unexciting bus.
Why don’t they use this for Asian Carp quarantine and removal?
Not a bad idea.
if I was a salmon I'd get back to the bottom just to ride it again and again
anyone else feel bad for the fish who gets rejected.
Nicky Pasi looks like she woke up at the Dam after a night of partying, she saw how cool the Cannon was and decided to just obsessively learn about it and was like "Why not!" and decided to stay working there for free in exchange of interviews and fresh salmon.
Its a nice waterpark for Salmon.
I admire how you love natural wildlife.
Cheers from Indonesia
Imagine your a fish. Deciding to jump over a small thing in your way. When something sucks you up. Sends you tho some potal flys faster then you have ever gone and then your in a hole new place. Dude aliens exist!
Hey, what's this?...A door?...Hmm...I wonder what it......WHOAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!.......
Quantum salmon teleport
she should leave the jokes to john oliver
It's Trisha Tokanawa! "I'm standing here Tom by a Dam"
Damn you salmon, we dont event yet get our hyperloop and you already go speed warping this way 😂
Jon Stewart got fish slapped 😂
Hmm...Would this solve traffic jams if used on humans?
Behold, the FISH YEETER!
old timmy got sucked inter ther fish yeeter last week. haven't seen im since
fish in a tube
fish in a tube
What if someone goes to the end of the tube and starts catching the fish as it comes out? Easy fishing
I never thought I would wish to be a salmon
Put a blade up thru the bottom and they'd come out filleted and cleaned. Ready to eat😋
i don't like to eat my salmon dead
I wonder what the fish think of this is so funny lol
$10 million.
I could've dug a stream for $100k
Salmon: thank you human
2:00 *unharmed salmon swims off to spawn* 😳
That salmon at the end of the vid was like, "Wowza that was AWESOME let's do it again!!"
Nobody:
Me playing with my Lego 7690 Eagle Command Base set:
10 million for a fish cannon??? I need to come up with a system like this
Anyone else from the AVNJ stream?
Nah youtube
So hello twitch chat
@@saviorbob I saw his new post dub COmRAdE
From the youtube video and I simply had to learn more
No, but I watch them
3:04 it's Andy Dick 😭🤣
Another video states that this system costs 150k, not 10million. Once again the state is getting hosed.
Salmon no longer go to the otherside to spawn. They just want to use the free waterpark rides. It even cleans the bung hole. The new and improved fish bidet.🐠🐟🚽🚽🌊🌊
Fish roller coaster
This wouldn't exist if salmon weren't delicious.
And signing off, this is the Onion News Network.
Reminds me of Futurama
That's cool and all, but what if the normal fish wants to get up there?
So this is to get them up and over the dam to reach their spawning grounds. So when the fingerlings hatch and want to return to the ocean ro mature, how do they get back across the same dam?
FISH IN A TUBE
45kmh = 27.9mph
oh to be a salmon traveling through the fish tube at 45km per hour
Salmon: what the actual fuck?!?! Where am I?!?!
The fish are completely unscathed, other than all having PTSD.
The ones they don't show are floating, after a sudden heart attack from the cannon! 🐟
It helps the fish pass a huge barrier they never could have passed before. If the damn was never built the fish wouldn’t have a huge barrier to pass.
Salmon cannon or fish wormhole
This absolutely nuts.
You know the Fisher like what the F.....????
Beam me up Scotty.
THIS IS NOT A FREE RIDE. When the salmon gets to the scanner and gets accepted, it essentially signs a contract by entering the tube.. you'll have safe passage, but you'll have to be caught by someone upstream.... The system is designed to get all the lazy free loader salmon from going around and riding it again.
salmon yeet!
Futurama theme plays
I must have missed something... The reason swim upstream is to lay eggs... um... How will the baby salmon get back over to the other side? Did the "geniuses think of that, or did that fact just go "woooosh" right over their heads?
China will build a similar system for $100,000
And now a comment from the Salmon herself ...
Woosch Perfect Name
Looks like Michael finally got his Tube City
Makes bears wish we were MORE OFTEND .. SAMLON
Real shit for a company named whooshh innovations