if you take so much fentanyl you start disintegrating into black smoke front of the cops it is their fault and you're just being a good person exercising dey culcha
With all the outrage at the bonkers ending, I feel like everyone has forgotten all the weird nonsensical stuff from the first few episodes. What the hell was with the "no weapons" BS? I assumed there would be some kind of payoff for that later on that would make it sort of make sense, but it got completely dropped with no explanation.
Heck, I'm still mentally recovering from the cringe witch's chant from ep 3. Or the mental images of the, um, uncomfortably undulating witches from ep 6 while they mindcontrol the wookie
I thought about it some more, and to give modest credit where it's due, I GUESS Smilo's lines about how "an acolyte kills without a weapon" could be blunt, drunken foreshadowing for Osha's force choke at the end, and gives some reinforcement to her absurdly abrupt transformation from boring-but-harmless idiot to vapid-but-evil bitch: Mae could never manage to kill a Jedi without a weapon, but Osha does right away, making her the "real" acolyte. There's a whiff of good writing in that, but it still stinks overall because Smilo claims in the same unprompted monologue that "a Jedi cannot be harmed by a weapon" which is nonsense, and makes me wonder if I'm giving too much credit.
I thought it was supposed to be a metaphor for destroying their morals and confidence in the force, saying "steel or laser is no threat to them", but then the next episode she says she literally has to kill a Jedi without a weapon. It's absolute nonsense.
There is this one comic wehre Palpatine fights vader and claims he fights like a jedi, and shows him a sith doens't do fair lightsaber duels, but rather use the force and everything arround them to it's full strenght. I guess they're tying to push this idea that the sith use the force itself to kill instead of just their sabers, which is what makes them so dangerous, but of course, the show made that in the dumbest way possible.
@@jimberjamber8540 What probably happened was Filoni or someone from his team of midwits but not actual retards gave them the line "an acolyte kills without a weapon... an acolyte kills the dream", which can only be interpreted in a sane writing way as a ripoff of Captain America - Civil War and its whole motif of turning the team of good guys against each other by exploiting their pasts, personalities and secrets. Which is an extremely easy premise to write because just like the mystery box approach it already has all the intrigue you could ever want baked into its core even before anything major happens. However, the millenial wahmen who wrote this show spent their 20s playing Cards Against Humanity in a dick drunk alcohol fueled haze and doing little else, so they took that line and straightforwardly interpreted it to be "ah Filoni wants us to write a charade/challenge like that drinking game when Mandingus had us get him off without grabbing his dick and we had to queef all over him", probably adding the "steel or lazer" line to the monologue which stands out like a sore thumb especially with Manny Cockquiao immediately turning on his lazer and Mae having already killed a jedi with steel. So they took it in this stupid charade direction which completely implodes on itself numerous times, from her killing Torbin without a weapon but it doesn't count (stupid as it was it is ironically the closest to an actual mature read of the line, convincing the Jedi to kill themselves with words), to Qoomer talking to Mae in the forest as if its some stupid drinking game, to her abruptly deciding nah (after basically killing Torbin without a weapon, mission complete), to him lazering a dozen Jedi (steel or lazer no threat to them), to Osha force choking her master as if it has some extra meaning over pushing a boulder on top of him with the force or something and as if killing the Jedi using the Force somehow "kills the dream" and is consequentially different from killing them with a lightsaber using your force abilities to enhance your lightsaber skills. Basically this was the equivalent of Zemo from civil war saying "An empire toppled by its enemies can rise again. But one which crumbles from within? That's dead" and then following up with "so after years of careful planning I have injected all of you with Super AIDs that will attack your vital organs and crumble you from within" with the expectation that you'd go WoAh ThAtS dEeP
Watching this now that we've seen the whole show, it's so funny how often they theorize about what's going to happen in the show based on things that have been set up in the show, and those theories and predictions are consistently wrong. Mind you not because the theories are bad, but because the writing is so mindbogglingly inconsistent. The Acolyte actively _punishes_ the viewer for paying attention.
Right?! The SINGULAR identifying factor between identical people, with the parent trap daughter swap, and they're found out by... smell. What the absolute f*ck were they thinking
This show 100% was a one-draft project, there was no review or second draft or any corrections. At most there was someone on the writing room with a list of star-wars stuff they could use to go 'Hey this part of the script is related to a preexisting SW thing, add a line to make the reference explicit!'
Leslie literally casted the show by binging squid game and random Netflix slop and picking out characters she liked and copy pasting those actors in instead of doing actual casting rounds like those stupid yte men and their patriarchy. Like it makes no sense to bring in the squid game guy even if he is a good actor and have him deliver his lines like he's trying to eat an octopus after waking up from having his wisdom teeth pulled because he doesn't speak the fucking language. Before even getting to Amandlol Stenberg and the role being written just for her, Fjord, her wife, her wife's turbo soy jedi apprentice, etc.
So after seeing this show from beginning to end: In the Force Vision during the first episode why did Mae have the “possession eyes” and why was the entire forest on fire?
Dont you love how disney star wars can one up one another to destroy their world/story? What the worst, Ep 8, 9, Kenobi or this show? Ashoka another but most of the show was walking and showing off the thicc actors
This is one of those shows where every line of dialogue is either Characters saying their motivations Characters saying what they’re thinking Characters saying what the audience already knows Characters saying what each other already know
Saw A New Hope in the Theater '77. Now can't stand the Jedi and think they are pretty lame. There you go. Like Brie Larson said "They aren't made for you". Can't disagree.
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My feelings on what you had to go through to bring us this highlight reel, in the words of Obi Wan: ... I'm *so* sorry.
Moral of the story: Don’t transform into a smoke demon in front of the cops
And that was supposed to be a good smoke demon, like wtf.
if you take so much fentanyl you start disintegrating into black smoke front of the cops it is their fault and you're just being a good person exercising dey culcha
With all the outrage at the bonkers ending, I feel like everyone has forgotten all the weird nonsensical stuff from the first few episodes. What the hell was with the "no weapons" BS? I assumed there would be some kind of payoff for that later on that would make it sort of make sense, but it got completely dropped with no explanation.
Heck, I'm still mentally recovering from the cringe witch's chant from ep 3. Or the mental images of the, um, uncomfortably undulating witches from ep 6 while they mindcontrol the wookie
I thought about it some more, and to give modest credit where it's due, I GUESS Smilo's lines about how "an acolyte kills without a weapon" could be blunt, drunken foreshadowing for Osha's force choke at the end, and gives some reinforcement to her absurdly abrupt transformation from boring-but-harmless idiot to vapid-but-evil bitch: Mae could never manage to kill a Jedi without a weapon, but Osha does right away, making her the "real" acolyte. There's a whiff of good writing in that, but it still stinks overall because Smilo claims in the same unprompted monologue that "a Jedi cannot be harmed by a weapon" which is nonsense, and makes me wonder if I'm giving too much credit.
I thought it was supposed to be a metaphor for destroying their morals and confidence in the force, saying "steel or laser is no threat to them", but then the next episode she says she literally has to kill a Jedi without a weapon. It's absolute nonsense.
There is this one comic wehre Palpatine fights vader and claims he fights like a jedi, and shows him a sith doens't do fair lightsaber duels, but rather use the force and everything arround them to it's full strenght.
I guess they're tying to push this idea that the sith use the force itself to kill instead of just their sabers, which is what makes them so dangerous, but of course, the show made that in the dumbest way possible.
@@jimberjamber8540 What probably happened was Filoni or someone from his team of midwits but not actual retards gave them the line "an acolyte kills without a weapon... an acolyte kills the dream", which can only be interpreted in a sane writing way as a ripoff of Captain America - Civil War and its whole motif of turning the team of good guys against each other by exploiting their pasts, personalities and secrets. Which is an extremely easy premise to write because just like the mystery box approach it already has all the intrigue you could ever want baked into its core even before anything major happens. However, the millenial wahmen who wrote this show spent their 20s playing Cards Against Humanity in a dick drunk alcohol fueled haze and doing little else, so they took that line and straightforwardly interpreted it to be "ah Filoni wants us to write a charade/challenge like that drinking game when Mandingus had us get him off without grabbing his dick and we had to queef all over him", probably adding the "steel or lazer" line to the monologue which stands out like a sore thumb especially with Manny Cockquiao immediately turning on his lazer and Mae having already killed a jedi with steel. So they took it in this stupid charade direction which completely implodes on itself numerous times, from her killing Torbin without a weapon but it doesn't count (stupid as it was it is ironically the closest to an actual mature read of the line, convincing the Jedi to kill themselves with words), to Qoomer talking to Mae in the forest as if its some stupid drinking game, to her abruptly deciding nah (after basically killing Torbin without a weapon, mission complete), to him lazering a dozen Jedi (steel or lazer no threat to them), to Osha force choking her master as if it has some extra meaning over pushing a boulder on top of him with the force or something and as if killing the Jedi using the Force somehow "kills the dream" and is consequentially different from killing them with a lightsaber using your force abilities to enhance your lightsaber skills.
Basically this was the equivalent of Zemo from civil war saying "An empire toppled by its enemies can rise again. But one which crumbles from within? That's dead" and then following up with "so after years of careful planning I have injected all of you with Super AIDs that will attack your vital organs and crumble you from within" with the expectation that you'd go WoAh ThAtS dEeP
Watching this now that we've seen the whole show, it's so funny how often they theorize about what's going to happen in the show based on things that have been set up in the show, and those theories and predictions are consistently wrong. Mind you not because the theories are bad, but because the writing is so mindbogglingly inconsistent.
The Acolyte actively _punishes_ the viewer for paying attention.
I love how each of their tattoos ended up meaning nothing whatsoever lol
Right?! The SINGULAR identifying factor between identical people, with the parent trap daughter swap, and they're found out by... smell. What the absolute f*ck were they thinking
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This show 100% was a one-draft project, there was no review or second draft or any corrections.
At most there was someone on the writing room with a list of star-wars stuff they could use to go 'Hey this part of the script is related to a preexisting SW thing, add a line to make the reference explicit!'
Leslie literally casted the show by binging squid game and random Netflix slop and picking out characters she liked and copy pasting those actors in instead of doing actual casting rounds like those stupid yte men and their patriarchy. Like it makes no sense to bring in the squid game guy even if he is a good actor and have him deliver his lines like he's trying to eat an octopus after waking up from having his wisdom teeth pulled because he doesn't speak the fucking language. Before even getting to Amandlol Stenberg and the role being written just for her, Fjord, her wife, her wife's turbo soy jedi apprentice, etc.
So after seeing this show from beginning to end: In the Force Vision during the first episode why did Mae have the “possession eyes” and why was the entire forest on fire?
Why does Amandla talk so quietly? "Attack me with what? You're going to have to speak up girl. What is this, ASMR"?
😂 just like her music. Her two volumes are whisper and banshee scream
Almost everyone talks in low, gravelly voices. It's so shit, like no one is allowed to be vibrant or fun in Star Wars anymore.
Rag's and Mauler's absolute bafflement at 1:34:14 is hilarious
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I love how reviewers list this Season One like they'll get a season 2
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Dont you love how disney star wars can one up one another to destroy their world/story? What the worst, Ep 8, 9, Kenobi or this show? Ashoka another but most of the show was walking and showing off the thicc actors
This is one of those shows where every line of dialogue is either
Characters saying their motivations
Characters saying what they’re thinking
Characters saying what the audience already knows
Characters saying what each other already know
I acknowledge your loss of brain cells to having to ordeal such pain. This was a terrible Star Wars series, makes me sick.
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Saw A New Hope in the Theater '77. Now can't stand the Jedi and think they are pretty lame. There you go. Like Brie Larson said "They aren't made for you". Can't disagree.
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