1:50 Spoken like someone who’s never played the sadist paradise that is the healer. I’m just saying, there’s a reason one of the lines in TF2 is “get behind me doctor”
1:40, in my dnd campaign i'm a cleric and my friend WANT me up front, why? Cause I have a move that I can use only one word to make a single enemy do, so I made a boss leave by just saying"leave"...I saved their lives
As a Horn Main in Monster Hunter, I am not a Bottom. And as many people will tell you, don't insult a good horn main, they are incredibly rare. I may not be a good horn main, but I am trying my best. My point being that Healers don't have to be bottom, I heal my friends in monster hunter by hitting a dragons face with an explosive drum!
Non healer drastically misunderstand the dynamics here. "oh whats that melee dps? I should ho fuck myself?" Well I guess I could just focus healing the others for a while. You are so good you should do just fine on your own.
0:27 as a kansan, i offer the state of Kansas as tribute. So little happens across the majority of the state that you could really just make up whatever. Or we can meme about "kansas weather" that can seemingly change to whatever within 5 minutes
About 5:38 You take care of chick, you name it, you dress it up, and you love it, but at the end of the day, it gets turned into food, or smashed in to bits... you know after that happened I still played the game although I think it was taken down, eventually... Im pretty sure it also gets put into a can, but i can't remember the name of the game if it wasnt taken down. I still remember the theme song, if it played again or something reminded me of it but its been YEARS since ive played it. Edit: you think you give it a bike but it's actually a shredder and you watch your little friend get turned into nuggets...
Nah, being a healer makes you a top...a switch at most. You get to chose whether or not you wish to save that poor fool that rushed ahead and ended up getting dunked on by enemies. "Oh, I'm sorry? Do you need healing? Maybe next time, you make sure that the tank goes first." "Why thank you for asking my permission before you run off. I'll make sure that your health is topped off just nicely. Who's a good tank? You are! Have a health cookie!"
That was a really deep question. (can fish microwave soup?) Of course not they would need to ask permission from an electric eel to use their electricity and plug it into their… wait where do you plug stuff into an electric eel?
The next time someone tells you that being a healer is like bottoming, make sure to remind them that you decide whether they live or die by if you heal them or not LOL
52:30 As an aussie... I approve of your attempt to approximate an australian accent. Also, I can confirm you were impressively close; It was obvious that it turned out as a Hollywood Aussie accent (aka Crocodile dundee), but it was a quite weak accent from my angle. 9/10, sounded like a native aussie half assing a Croc Dundee accent. Also, the above isn't sarcasm or a joke; I'm genuinely impressed with how close you came to my own natural accent; Literally all that put it off even slightly was the left turn into Croc Dundee style XD
If you asked someone who was born after 2,000 if they wanted to restart their life at 6 or $10 million, sure they'd pick the money. But if you asked someone in their 40s, 50s or 60s this question, I'd chose the red pill. Think of the winning stocks and lottery numbers you know about, think of how easy school would be. Heck buying $5,000 worth of bit coin when it was 0.0003 cents a share.. COME ON MAN, think.
The only reason I can fathom that a person might attack oile peintings to get at big oile would be if they had purchased the painting and were using it as an asset to liquidize later So if they aren't doing that then these people are attacking the wrong people but if they are attempting do devalue assets that is the big brain move
Nope, not devaluing assets. They're just targeting art and artifacts in general. They attacked Stonehenge last week (with removable cornflour, thankfully).
0:21 I propose my state, Louisiana. We have 2 stereotypes 1. Crawfish and Alligators 2. Disastrous events (we’ve been getting a lot more storms and tornadoes than usual)
2:36 how did this even happen 7:30 again??? 7:58 alright how many will there be... 10:46 where do these keep coming from? 14:50 does this even count? 28:33 could be better but... how many even are there 28:58 ok that one is pretty good. 32:13 I have nothing to say about this. 33:44 why so many food ones? 43:46 plot-twist moment 1:03:21 those 2 both in a row are amazing 1:07:26 one of the best ones
1:08:05 I tried figuring this out and the only word I could come up with is "escrow" which, well, has nothing to do with the bird. The more likely answer is there should have been "[ ] [ ] o w" to align with all the other problems
at 25:16 the joke missed is cleaning unidays which sounds like what you think. i think he missed it on purpose but for the people who also didn't catch it like me, there
15:50 so are we planning on actually making brother moons because that’s exactly what a Unitoligist would post to get people to start making brother moons.
7:11 there's a thing with being blunt I actually like, and which I'd prefer over "mental filters" is that at least you know what the other person thinks about you. No false positivism, no talking behind the back (or at least you'd know what it's about), no conspiring or guessing competition to have the bigger picture. You just know, even if it's not who you are, how the other sees you. Simple, and no eventual betrayal or toxicity with uncertainty or insecurities and unnecessary complexity in a relationship that's already convoluted enough to understand for the average mind. So, fine, be it not to your taste, but don't make it seem like it's a generality. And, in the end, that would only mean more for me. I am myself blunt, and I'm proud of it, but I understand this is not something fit for everyone. all in all, I won't force it down to anyone, but I refuse to accept being blunt would be just a flaw without any positive aspects.
have to say there's a lot of RUclipsrs, influential and popular ones that shit on a lot of movies and games like their opinions matter more than anything else. and I hate it . if only they said it was their opinion or just their taste, it would be fine, but it's always "stinkiest of stinky" or "worst (movie/game) of the year so far" and all I can think is "just because you hate it don't mean others will. Plus their followers just nod brainlessly thinking that since they usually are good and knowledgable with other things they know what they mean about this too. let people enjoy what they want to enjoy,
why did I just get second hand embarassment from Jack reading out the title of an ultrakill ost video.. I've never felt this on an emkay video jesus christ
3:16 easy choice: I would take the red pill right now, than when the time comes around to take the pills I would take the blue pill(unless something else came up that I need to undo with the red pill)
1:50
Spoken like someone who’s never played the sadist paradise that is the healer. I’m just saying, there’s a reason one of the lines in TF2 is “get behind me doctor”
As a medic main,
"YA!"
“JA!”
“JAWOHL”
*enemy pyro* I REQUIRE ASSISTANCE!
healers dont bottom, we bottom for healers. sincerely, a tank
If you see someone drowning: LOL WHAT A NEWB, PWNED BY WATER!!1!1!!
lol
are you still living in 2015? if so, you’re lucky
LMAO GET REKT'D N00B◬
I never found out what pwned meant :(
Is it like owned but misspelled?
ya such a newb!!!1!! *drowns*
2:22 my brain started screaming "THERIAN" at me so loud my brain imploded
Lol 💀
He aint lyin
same
literally my first thought
Yes
"That is a BIG man eating mentos and coke" killed me🤣
1:04:02 Jokes aside, this is a bearded dragon :)
They pancake to absorb more heat (Since they are cold blooded) and it is ADORABLE! Flat lil babies
nah, its a P A N C A K E
1:40, in my dnd campaign i'm a cleric and my friend WANT me up front, why? Cause I have a move that I can use only one word to make a single enemy do, so I made a boss leave by just saying"leave"...I saved their lives
Command
1st level enchantment
As a Horn Main in Monster Hunter, I am not a Bottom.
And as many people will tell you, don't insult a good horn main, they are incredibly rare.
I may not be a good horn main, but I am trying my best.
My point being that Healers don't have to be bottom, I heal my friends in monster hunter by hitting a dragons face with an explosive drum!
Non healer drastically misunderstand the dynamics here.
"oh whats that melee dps?
I should ho fuck myself?"
Well I guess I could just focus healing the others for a while. You are so good you should do just fine on your own.
dual blades forever.
(i play sns on 3ds games for some reason idk why)
@@ryanbradleyrankin Oh, soldier, i should go fuck myself, but the heavy is already doing that?
Well, i guess the health packs will do for you!
5:34 TOO MUCH PTSD, NOOOOO.
🐥
💿💿
NOOOOOOOOOO I REMEMBER
Can you please explain what that is?
@@BoltManectric a game called can your pet
@@BoltManectric its a game where you raise a cute chicken
Id reccomend you play, its a quick 5 minutes game with a twist at the end!
THE UPSIDE DOWN BIKE NOOOO
"Playing a healer is like bottoming for gamers"... no don't say that I've been a healer for the last couple of years!". . . Trying to say something?
I love how jack just says: "I don't.. *Make a questionable sound* I mean I do have a nice butt but COME ON!" Like hello? 😭
Gotta love Jack’s narration.
you didnt even reach that part of the vid yet
well if you skipped maybe
@@gameplayandfunnyvids2417 it says it starts with Jack
@@gameplayandfunnyvids2417 it starts with Jack, detective.
@@gameplayandfunnyvids2417 The video is like 80% Jack.
0:27 as a kansan, i offer the state of Kansas as tribute.
So little happens across the majority of the state that you could really just make up whatever.
Or we can meme about "kansas weather" that can seemingly change to whatever within 5 minutes
0:06 Jizz is unironically the in-universe, canon name for the genre the Cantina Band in Star Wars is playing
About 5:38 You take care of chick, you name it, you dress it up, and you love it, but at the end of the day, it gets turned into food, or smashed in to bits... you know after that happened I still played the game although I think it was taken down, eventually... Im pretty sure it also gets put into a can, but i can't remember the name of the game if it wasnt taken down. I still remember the theme song, if it played again or something reminded me of it but its been YEARS since ive played it.
Edit: you think you give it a bike but it's actually a shredder and you watch your little friend get turned into nuggets...
mmm yes “can your pet” a game that gave little me trauma lmao
@@unknownwren6047No surprise that it came from PETA (at least I'm pretty certain it did)
Can your pet
50:04
Ye... Minos is the king of Lust layer, so-
He does like to crush things under him....
it was 11 PM and I was scrolling through RUclips.
Markiplier : I’m tired
the video below: reasons to sleep
i screenshotted it i was so happy
14:54 ok but on the bright side Ray has a pretty kickass nickname now
0:55 survival of the fittest, everyone will learn from their blunder
I once rang up a bag of York peppermint patties at the store; it read as “York @$$” 😂
I had to spell it out like that for RUclips.
ass
Thanks for the red circle in the thumbnail I almost missed it
26:08 not the “good old-fashioned disembowling” 😭😭
The: ''like 9-11'' had me dying
"Experience driving on mushrooms and coke" may be one of the best things here
1:50 As a TF2 Medic main, I can confirm that this meme is 100% true.
3:40 it is an offer
dat furry wolf be crazy when you imagine the old man sweating frfr.
Nah, being a healer makes you a top...a switch at most. You get to chose whether or not you wish to save that poor fool that rushed ahead and ended up getting dunked on by enemies. "Oh, I'm sorry? Do you need healing? Maybe next time, you make sure that the tank goes first." "Why thank you for asking my permission before you run off. I'll make sure that your health is topped off just nicely. Who's a good tank? You are! Have a health cookie!"
I absolutely LOST IT at "experience driving on MUSHROOMS AND COKE"😂
2:29
Furries don't think they are animals
0:42 HEAR ME OUT!
IT’S A CAKE JOKER!!
Why is the cake hot on the inside, IT WAS IN THE FRIDGE FOR 3 HOURS
5:19
He gets us
*he get sus*
the fact that 11:23 was joey and garnt just made it so much funnier to me
That was a really deep question. (can fish microwave soup?) Of course not they would need to ask permission from an electric eel to use their electricity and plug it into their… wait where do you plug stuff into an electric eel?
10:43 "METALLICA FAN!!!" 💀😭 WHY IS THAT SO FUNNY HAHAHAHA
11:41 backpack sunburn
You might be one of my favourite channels I’ve discovered as of recent. Continue the great content 👍👍👍
The next time someone tells you that being a healer is like bottoming, make sure to remind them that you decide whether they live or die by if you heal them or not LOL
0:19 already from the start this one got me laughing even the cut as when I wasn’t even paying attention to the sign lol
Currently using this video as a timer while watching
Me too, dying my hair and it's just about the perfect length of time lol
2:54
One of Jack's finest moments if you ask me
52:30 As an aussie... I approve of your attempt to approximate an australian accent. Also, I can confirm you were impressively close; It was obvious that it turned out as a Hollywood Aussie accent (aka Crocodile dundee), but it was a quite weak accent from my angle. 9/10, sounded like a native aussie half assing a Croc Dundee accent.
Also, the above isn't sarcasm or a joke; I'm genuinely impressed with how close you came to my own natural accent; Literally all that put it off even slightly was the left turn into Croc Dundee style XD
this is the closest we'll get to 1 hour or so of jack yapping (i want more
7:32 I think maybe they say they’re blunt as a warning? Idk
If you asked someone who was born after 2,000 if they wanted to restart their life at 6 or $10 million, sure they'd pick the money. But if you asked someone in their 40s, 50s or 60s this question, I'd chose the red pill. Think of the winning stocks and lottery numbers you know about, think of how easy school would be. Heck buying $5,000 worth of bit coin when it was 0.0003 cents a share.. COME ON MAN, think.
1:11:11
it’s so close to the end of the video and it’s the BEST thing i’ve ever heard in my life.
40:38 I passed out 10 times, but your house is powered
I love Emkay.
Love Emkay.
The only reason I can fathom that a person might attack oile peintings to get at big oile would be if they had purchased the painting and were using it as an asset to liquidize later
So if they aren't doing that then these people are attacking the wrong people but if they are attempting do devalue assets that is the big brain move
Nope, not devaluing assets. They're just targeting art and artifacts in general. They attacked Stonehenge last week (with removable cornflour, thankfully).
48:51 That package also says "not ovenable," and I'm pretty sure that's not a word lmao
33:23 as a Bulgarian, he’d be bitten to death by mosquitoes, eaten alive by ticks, or have died from getting lost in an old village 2 days in.
7:30 this is funnier than 2 people high fiving through pictures
coz its the same person 😭
0:21 I propose my state, Louisiana.
We have 2 stereotypes
1. Crawfish and Alligators
2. Disastrous events (we’ve been getting a lot more storms and tornadoes than usual)
So much Jack in one video. What a treat!
29:11
52:51 Hey I got one knock after setting the candy up. No one else though...
it was my first time passing out candy too...
2:36 how did this even happen
7:30 again???
7:58 alright how many will there be...
10:46 where do these keep coming from?
14:50 does this even count?
28:33 could be better but... how many even are there
28:58 ok that one is pretty good.
32:13 I have nothing to say about this.
33:44 why so many food ones?
43:46 plot-twist moment
1:03:21 those 2 both in a row are amazing
1:07:26 one of the best ones
0:11 the face on him looks like he's trying to smoke it
Im here under 1 hour, new best!
2nd post: it also looks like the o in cool is performing something on the I in jazz, whilst the second O happily watches lol
Elmo at the end really got me.
28:18 sounded like robin invaded jacks session a bit there
50:12 Minos loves crushing things under him, so this is accurate.
Also you must delve deep into him to find the boss room, just saying
1:08:05 I tried figuring this out and the only word I could come up with is "escrow" which, well, has nothing to do with the bird.
The more likely answer is there should have been "[ ] [ ] o w" to align with all the other problems
0:38 I hear my nominate Wyoming to be the new meme state
“that thing we all do”
Jack you take dumps on live tv?
I've played that bird game
I still have nightmares
i legitimately like being a healer just to make friends and play passive in games
9:50 hahaha.. I'm the first option ^^
11:14 me watching this with earphones, the superior private audio method
The face on The T-shirt was Herman Munster, played by Fred Gwynne.
7:17 Better than expecting you to read their minds on everything and never telling you anything directly.
If my siblings have kids when they grow up, I'll be a proud N A M E L E S S T H I N G
0:11 I DIDNT EVEN SEE THE I OF JIZZ THERE, I THOUGH IT WAS JAZZ!!! also "I of It" refrence
at 25:16 the joke missed is cleaning unidays which sounds like what you think. i think he missed it on purpose but for the people who also didn't catch it like me, there
THE GOD OF THE INTERNET HUGGBEES MADE IT INTO AN EMKAY VIDEO
My fish is named Jerry and looks incredibly like that man
42:00 I had a nightmare about this but I was in kindergarten and I was in one of those tike cars
15:50 so are we planning on actually making brother moons because that’s exactly what a Unitoligist would post to get people to start making brother moons.
7:11 there's a thing with being blunt I actually like, and which I'd prefer over "mental filters" is that at least you know what the other person thinks about you. No false positivism, no talking behind the back (or at least you'd know what it's about), no conspiring or guessing competition to have the bigger picture. You just know, even if it's not who you are, how the other sees you. Simple, and no eventual betrayal or toxicity with uncertainty or insecurities and unnecessary complexity in a relationship that's already convoluted enough to understand for the average mind.
So, fine, be it not to your taste, but don't make it seem like it's a generality. And, in the end, that would only mean more for me.
I am myself blunt, and I'm proud of it, but I understand this is not something fit for everyone.
all in all, I won't force it down to anyone, but I refuse to accept being blunt would be just a flaw without any positive aspects.
you need to relax n have a blunt my friend lol!
@@trashwebsite_user01 i see what you did there
@@buky69 😁 have a good day!
@@trashwebsite_user01 thanks you to
8:20 the thirst version of "Starving" is "Dehydrated"
33:44 Gotham chess got me there😂😂
0:42
The real definition of a “chocolate starfish”
1:41 I've been playing too much medic in TF2 😭, I'm not even in a party or anything.
As an Florida resident, I can confirm all the stereotypes are very true
have to say there's a lot of RUclipsrs, influential and popular ones that shit on a lot of movies and games like their opinions matter more than anything else. and I hate it . if only they said it was their opinion or just their taste, it would be fine, but it's always "stinkiest of stinky" or "worst (movie/game) of the year so far" and all I can think is "just because you hate it don't mean others will. Plus their followers just nod brainlessly thinking that since they usually are good and knowledgable with other things they know what they mean about this too. let people enjoy what they want to enjoy,
As a Virginian, I volunteer my state to get memes to oblivion
58:30 There is very obvious sarcasm in that.
Nobody in England likes beans on toast.
Nobody.
I do :(
1:39 Oh so THAT's why the Medic kept getting nerfed in EO.
2,467 views in 27 minutes... bro did not fall off
Not 2763?
no
@@gameplayandfunnyvids2417 k
@@NickBrickLegoIsland k
The thirst version of starving is "parched" :)
1:50 Okay the only and I mean the only correct response to this is "Well bottoming is not that bad"
Jack: "Canadian hat"
Every Canadian in the comments: "Toque!"
why did I just get second hand embarassment from Jack reading out the title of an ultrakill ost video.. I've never felt this on an emkay video jesus christ
So many sex bots bruh…
ikr
As a Gluten Free myself, I love fresh Butt Tarts. They make the perfect midnight snack.
If someone is already drowning, you should help the person, not call 911, it would take some time to get there.
you missed something
Laugh at them THEN save them
3:16 easy choice: I would take the red pill right now, than when the time comes around to take the pills I would take the blue pill(unless something else came up that I need to undo with the red pill)
18:48 its great and absolutely hilarious. Definitely recommend when you need to laugh.
Oh no this is so funny
19:30 you sound like squidward from a spongebob musical i saw recently