A Wife Wiped Back To Front Instead Of Front To Back. This Is How Her Husband's Organs Shutdown.

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  • Опубликовано: 13 дек 2024

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  • @TheChemist2159
    @TheChemist2159 15 часов назад +1759

    Didn't shower before having fun after having diarrhea is crazy

    • @capralmarines4043
      @capralmarines4043 15 часов назад +51

      RIGHT?!

    • @EEsmalls
      @EEsmalls 15 часов назад +47

      It's called using wet wipes and wiping in the right direction. I basically have diarrhea all the time but I'm always clean. I can't be showering 5 times a day lol.

    • @allieanderson85
      @allieanderson85 15 часов назад +86

      I wouldn’t have any fun at all if I was having stomach issues. I purposely avoid eating if I know I’m going to “have fun.” lol then again, I don’t have fun often 😂

    • @jasonjones7461
      @jasonjones7461 15 часов назад +67

      I know right!? That part of this story was so difficult to get past. I just cannot fathom the mind set here. I'm a guy, there's not a whole lot that will completely pull me right out of the mood...but uh, that would be near the top of the list. That is bad enough, but I cannot even understand how the wife, "Cupcake", could be in the mood for THAT after being sick with severe diarrhea for WEEKS!. Wtaf 😂 🤢

    • @neworderadherent
      @neworderadherent 15 часов назад +6

      Fml 🤢

  • @bouclechocolat
    @bouclechocolat 16 часов назад +2010

    "He hadn't eaten anything out of the ordinary"
    👁👄👁

  • @mentalillness1574
    @mentalillness1574 16 часов назад +1776

    this is the wildest title ever

    • @stephenpmurphy591
      @stephenpmurphy591 15 часов назад

      Don't do it if you're uncricumcised..
      Gross...

    • @alastairward2774
      @alastairward2774 15 часов назад +19

      Even for this channel, it's wild.

    • @Reincarnation-IsReal
      @Reincarnation-IsReal 15 часов назад +8

      Bringing disease to the goodies

    • @Fighter_Builder
      @Fighter_Builder 15 часов назад +1

      I did a double take when I saw it lmao

    • @Gerbilsarefriends
      @Gerbilsarefriends 15 часов назад

      Could have been worse - "A man ate out a cupcake, this is how his organs shut down"

  • @Zepdos
    @Zepdos 16 часов назад +1454

    I can tell this is going to be a banger from the title alone

  • @DahVoozel
    @DahVoozel 16 часов назад +464

    So, if you ever wondered why there are signs everywhere that say "Employees Must Wash Hamds Before Returning to Work," this is one of the reasons and not even the worst.

    • @user-yw8sr3uj1w
      @user-yw8sr3uj1w 15 часов назад +2

      i always wash my hamds

    • @nickkerr6068
      @nickkerr6068 15 часов назад +12

      This is why I don't eat outside anymore cause people are nasty 😂😂😂

    • @CatatonicImperfect
      @CatatonicImperfect 15 часов назад +2

      But I don't have to wash if I'm not an employee, right?

    • @Delimon007
      @Delimon007 14 часов назад

      @@CatatonicImperfect
      Do you wanna end up like cupcake's husband?

    • @RichardCox0
      @RichardCox0 14 часов назад +4

      Steamed Hamds

  • @shovel4040
    @shovel4040 16 часов назад +675

    Cupcake is one helluva name for someone who got her husband sick after being eaten lol

    • @MissyMuthaTruckiN
      @MissyMuthaTruckiN 16 часов назад +10

      right 😂 omg let this be a lesson to all

    • @bartsanders1553
      @bartsanders1553 15 часов назад +5

      Remember when Cupcake was just a weird name for a wine?

    • @Mark-nh7zg
      @Mark-nh7zg 15 часов назад +24

      FYI these are anonymized. That isn’t her real name. It would be illegal under HIPPA for him to just blast someone’s medical case with real info on RUclips

    • @bartsanders1553
      @bartsanders1553 15 часов назад +1

      ​@@Mark-nh7zg*without their consent

    • @ThreeDaysSasuke
      @ThreeDaysSasuke 15 часов назад +4

      Lmao I said this exact same thing and my boyfriend reminded me that he gives them random names.

  • @MissyMuthaTruckiN
    @MissyMuthaTruckiN 16 часов назад +1365

    Bruh eww this is why showering before foolin around is so important

    • @Tsumami__
      @Tsumami__ 15 часов назад

      Girl, I am dis-GUST-ted lmao

    • @nothankyoudontwantalastnam847
      @nothankyoudontwantalastnam847 15 часов назад +80

      im only 2 minutes in and i already have my head in my hands over this woman's decisions. im a woman myself saying this jfc

    • @RNG-999
      @RNG-999 15 часов назад +62

      Eww... Brother, EWW... What's that??? What's that, brother?!

    • @UMadUCauseBad
      @UMadUCauseBad 15 часов назад +33

      LEGIT, I always made it a preference especially when possible, but now its gonna become a rule. This isnt even worth a .0000001% chance lol

    • @Kojak024
      @Kojak024 15 часов назад +4

      I said the same thing to my wife

  • @greendiamondglow
    @greendiamondglow 16 часов назад +728

    "oral to fecal contact" is a WILD sentence

    • @irradiated_woman8016
      @irradiated_woman8016 16 часов назад

      Oral to fecal contact: it's more likely than you think!

    • @Azmodaeus49
      @Azmodaeus49 15 часов назад +18

      Omg, I 🤢 out bro

    • @trentvlak
      @trentvlak 15 часов назад +45

      Happens all the time, like when you eat tacos from food trucks.

    • @DarkflameEmperor
      @DarkflameEmperor 15 часов назад +7

      @@trentvlak This time the image was a little bit different though. I hadn't even thought of the sentence being applicable to the truck scenario but it does work there too.

    • @WowUrFcknHxC
      @WowUrFcknHxC 15 часов назад

      Fecal-oral is actually how lots of viruses are transmitted

  • @skg-l3e
    @skg-l3e 16 часов назад +379

    This gotta be the epitome of a chubby emu video title, it can’t get more chubby emu than this

    • @bytefu
      @bytefu 13 часов назад

      This is chubbiest title in the emuverse so far. Dr. Bernard likes memes and reads comments, so this title makes sense.

  • @floydian022
    @floydian022 15 часов назад +334

    Going down on his unshowered wife who is having chronic diarrhea? Wtf.

    • @UBERBENZ
      @UBERBENZ 14 часов назад +79

      Thats love. True love. And horrible judgment.

    • @HypocrisyLaidBare
      @HypocrisyLaidBare 14 часов назад +42

      It shows poor personal hygiene and judgment, and worst of all, a total lack of any respect for her man or her own self.

    • @jamallabarge2665
      @jamallabarge2665 14 часов назад +6

      That's why they call it "Love".

    • @user-lh3uz1cp7y
      @user-lh3uz1cp7y 14 часов назад

      Some people are into that sort of thing including pooping around it.

    • @chriskerwin3904
      @chriskerwin3904 14 часов назад

      Yeah, this is straight up disgusting. And has she never heard of baby wipes? Why would you tear up your ass with regular toilet paper?

  • @Don2006
    @Don2006 16 часов назад +325

    That eyebrow twitch when he said, "He hadn't _eaten_ anything out of the... _ordinary_ "

    • @shawbros
      @shawbros 15 часов назад +19

      He hadn't eaten anything that hadn't been eaten before.

    • @GIJRock
      @GIJRock 14 часов назад +7

      Y'all stop I can't breathe

  • @fireblaze8491
    @fireblaze8491 16 часов назад +430

    The title is outrageous, that’s how you know it’s gonna be a good one

    • @Tuubasd
      @Tuubasd 14 часов назад

      This was the most boring one in a long time.

  • @Sethoffgrid
    @Sethoffgrid 16 часов назад +325

    The Ian actor gave it his all 😂

    • @fdre3wsd
      @fdre3wsd 15 часов назад +31

      they both did but when he was on the toilet omg I ded

    • @Notaravisen
      @Notaravisen 15 часов назад +23

      give this man the youtube oscar plss 😂

    • @mlmc58
      @mlmc58 15 часов назад +20

      He is the GOAT of emu videos!

    • @Flamsterette
      @Flamsterette 15 часов назад +3

      EN

    • @kwanholloway4112
      @kwanholloway4112 15 часов назад

      ​@@fdre3wsdyeah that took me out lol

  • @Tsumami__
    @Tsumami__ 15 часов назад +300

    Anyone that’s choosing to do ANYTHING sexual without bathing thoroughly first after they’ve been shitting so many times in the same day that it hurts to wipe normally is freaking foul. I am not sorry.

    • @nickkerr6068
      @nickkerr6068 15 часов назад +10

      Stop kink shaming

    • @fastinradfordable
      @fastinradfordable 15 часов назад +2

      Guess what.
      Showers are a recent human INVENTION

    • @allthings2allmen
      @allthings2allmen 15 часов назад +1

      That's right! Let it be the nasty in word only! Clean that machinery!

    • @erikajewel
      @erikajewel 14 часов назад +26

      @@fastinradfordable people used to use basins for washing. the important fact is that they washed at all. but then again Napoleon Bonaparte famously wrote to his wife “home in three days, don’t wash” so some ppl back then definitely liked a little extra flavor 😵‍💫

    • @imthetube44
      @imthetube44 14 часов назад

      @@nickkerr6068You’re right.
      Shaming isn’t harsh enough.
      Kink Lambasting!

  • @bombermanCC
    @bombermanCC 16 часов назад +167

    "...she would often release air into the room..." lmao

    • @allthings2allmen
      @allthings2allmen 15 часов назад +4

      Picture the guy turning plaid and polka dotted holding his breath!

    • @sweetmissypetuniawilson9206
      @sweetmissypetuniawilson9206 14 часов назад

      😳
      That pfp!

    • @marce4241
      @marce4241 14 часов назад +1

      i bet that was straight up mustard gas and not normal air

  • @irradiated_woman8016
    @irradiated_woman8016 16 часов назад +103

    And thats why we need quality reproductive health classes for all kids and teens (age appropriate ofc.) Knowing not to go back to front might seem obvious, but there are women who reach adulthood without ever hearing this or other basic things... Plenty of men out there dont understand hygiene either!

    • @angelarevalo6903
      @angelarevalo6903 15 часов назад

      No you sicko. Only pedophiles want to teach children about sex. You really don't know what happened the first time sex-ed was taught in American schools. Your comment proves your ignorance and naivety about this subject matter.

    • @Delimon007
      @Delimon007 14 часов назад +7

      You are supposed to do both until it's dry and there is no more, otherwise you are just spreading it to one place and not really cleaning properly. You, also, should be taking a shower if you just had diahrea, doesn't even need to be a long shower, just spend 2-3 mins washing yourself off. . .

    • @isthiscereallife
      @isthiscereallife 13 часов назад

      ​​@Delimon007 having a vagina, you are not supposed to wipe anything with fecal matter on it towards the vaginal opening. you never ever ever wipe back to front

    • @Laz3rCat95
      @Laz3rCat95 13 часов назад +2

      @@Delimon007 What would be even better is if we learn from what other countries have done and start using bidets.

  • @1.4142
    @1.4142 16 часов назад +115

    Wash more than your hands before you eat

    • @mikaelaltairbruneau0550
      @mikaelaltairbruneau0550 16 часов назад +4

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @ryanlandry8214
      @ryanlandry8214 13 часов назад +1

      Always wash your food and don't eat anything that is diseased or smells bad. Seems like Jesus already told people this 2,000 years ago. 😂

    • @mikaelaltairbruneau0550
      @mikaelaltairbruneau0550 13 часов назад

      @@ryanlandry8214 yooooo, bruuuuh hahahahaha

  • @reneejones7807
    @reneejones7807 16 часов назад +97

    I'm trying to imagine the actors faces as they learned their roles in this one, lol.

  • @lalalalala9662
    @lalalalala9662 15 часов назад +305

    Why ON EARTH would you not shower before that?! 😭

    • @allukkiplays-675
      @allukkiplays-675 15 часов назад +6

      Maybe they were on the moon

    • @SolidSnake240
      @SolidSnake240 15 часов назад +15

      Because people are trifling 😂

    • @Azuciea
      @Azuciea 14 часов назад

      Ill jump in the shower after taking a normal dump sometimes just to feel clean.

    • @amandagarcia2848
      @amandagarcia2848 14 часов назад +2

      I would at least use a ton of wet wipes.

  • @MichaelOrtega
    @MichaelOrtega 16 часов назад +391

    Having a daughter i was thought specifically front to back and NEVER to change it. How a grown woman didn’t respect that is beyond me.

    • @Itsnotthatdeep88
      @Itsnotthatdeep88 16 часов назад +78

      It’s a recipe for so many infections for her and in this case for him as well. This whole story is so nasty.

    • @bobert6259
      @bobert6259 16 часов назад +92

      I’d recommend anyone to get a bidet and go through the short process of learning how to use one

    • @CharlieDexter99
      @CharlieDexter99 16 часов назад

      Yellow to brown no one frown
      Brown to yellow make sickly fellow

    • @TheNikotin33
      @TheNikotin33 16 часов назад +37

      I think Im having a stroke trying to read this

    • @PsyMongSki
      @PsyMongSki 16 часов назад

      ​@@bobert6259front to back, back to front. Pfffft power wash those bits😂

  • @laluckyman
    @laluckyman 16 часов назад +108

    This is one of the most unhinged titles I've ever seen. I love it

  • @quicktastic
    @quicktastic 15 часов назад +63

    His nose should've told him that was not a good night for that activity. Hard to fathom that even happening.

    • @doreencaputo2942
      @doreencaputo2942 14 часов назад

      Exactly I want to puke! ¹yuck! As a woman there is no way I would ever let that happen.

  • @pixiepixels2992
    @pixiepixels2992 16 часов назад +197

    Reading this genuinely made me think it was an April fool's video except it's way past april

    • @MeAndMyFriendBovineTapeworm
      @MeAndMyFriendBovineTapeworm 16 часов назад +11

      Watching this made me think it should've been a Valentine's day video.

    • @stephenpmurphy591
      @stephenpmurphy591 15 часов назад +1

      Watching this made me concerned with my wife's bathroom technique.
      No party downstairs until we have a frank decision regarding evacuation techniques & cleanness.

    • @TwisterTornado
      @TwisterTornado 15 часов назад +1

      ​@@stephenpmurphy591 No, Stephen. You're safe, if her name is not Cupcake, or something like that.
      Come on.

    • @knuffelbeer193
      @knuffelbeer193 14 часов назад

      @@stephenpmurphy591a frak discussion? PLEASE come back and tell us how that went 😂.

    • @bytefu
      @bytefu 13 часов назад

      As an optimist, I like to think of it more like not that long before the next April.

  • @deemah3602
    @deemah3602 15 часов назад +153

    3:30 “He haven’t eaten anything out of the ordinary”
    bro forgot that he ate a chocolate cupcake

  • @IdolMako
    @IdolMako 16 часов назад +189

    these titles just get better and better

  • @RCGC480
    @RCGC480 16 часов назад +136

    0:25 you know it's gonna be a wild ride when the patients wife is named cupcake

    • @QueenB2323
      @QueenB2323 14 часов назад

      It definitely didn’t get any less wild after that 🤣

    • @Natural_videography_Official
      @Natural_videography_Official 14 часов назад

      @@QueenB2323is her name cupcake because he ate her… you know, I don't even want to even know

    • @marce4241
      @marce4241 14 часов назад +1

      Chocolate cupcake

  • @QueenXKnit
    @QueenXKnit 15 часов назад +115

    The Poor actors who had to reenact that 😅😂

    • @NealWilliams
      @NealWilliams 15 часов назад +1

      Who knows, they may have been a couple beforehand.

    • @QueenXKnit
      @QueenXKnit 15 часов назад +3

      @ I was speaking of the poop aspect of it 😭

    • @Slop_Dog
      @Slop_Dog 15 часов назад +5

      Hey, a paying gig is a paying gig 🤷‍♂️

    • @jeremiahlowe3268
      @jeremiahlowe3268 14 часов назад

      True mastery means you can poop on command. This isn't just a medical show. This is thespian boot camp.

    • @aidanmueller9683
      @aidanmueller9683 13 часов назад

      Honestly it looked like had fun acting out that dumpage drop.

  • @regenschirm
    @regenschirm 16 часов назад +81

    A full recovery is certainly appreciated in this one

  • @DudeManDude-ot5fv
    @DudeManDude-ot5fv 16 часов назад +192

    What a shitty situation....
    I'll see myself out....

  • @nerysghemor5781
    @nerysghemor5781 16 часов назад +71

    Oh my God the animation when explaining what happens with diarrhea!

  • @bluueorb
    @bluueorb 16 часов назад +63

    me “how did this mess with him?”
    *sees him go under the covers*
    “…oh he ate”

    • @allthings2allmen
      @allthings2allmen 15 часов назад

      He should have watched his diet while minding her girlish figure!

    • @spugelo359
      @spugelo359 14 часов назад +4

      The fish taco had chocolate on it 💀

  • @atsunome
    @atsunome 15 часов назад +23

    Honestly give these actors a raise after doing a scenario like this, lol

  • @buhlake3391
    @buhlake3391 16 часов назад +222

    It's actually crazy to me there are grown adults still wiping back to front lol

    • @Itsnotthatdeep88
      @Itsnotthatdeep88 16 часов назад

      The fact that she let this man eat her out while her lady areas were dirty is diabolical in addition to being a menace and wiping back to front…double whammy here 🤢🤢

    • @RealLotus002
      @RealLotus002 15 часов назад +12

      there's a lot of people out there that enjoy cookies and cream flavour

    • @xoafallen6239
      @xoafallen6239 15 часов назад +12

      Thats actually vile to me

    • @nickkerr6068
      @nickkerr6068 15 часов назад

      If you're a biological male, it's okay

    • @shawbros
      @shawbros 15 часов назад +19

      I had to argue about this, about a year ago with a 70 year old guy that has bad memory. (Or maybe he doesn't have much common sense?) He would argue that back to front was the correct way. When I tried to correct him, he would say that is what doctors told him. I told him "NO, THE DOCTORS TOLD YOU FRONT TO BACK!!". I had to break it down for him, and I told him that (in females) back to front means you are moving poop from the butt to the vagina. Some peoples brains are just too far gone to help.

  • @CrappyGamerHere
    @CrappyGamerHere 15 часов назад +43

    So at what point in dating do you ask how they wipe?

    • @JarodM
      @JarodM 13 часов назад

      First question~

    • @bill_lumbergh
      @bill_lumbergh 13 часов назад

      Just check the camera

  • @MannyBots
    @MannyBots 16 часов назад +74

    One sentence in and my brain hurts....what!? 😅😂 Why did you use the name cupcake omg 🤣

    • @VeganVampire.
      @VeganVampire. 16 часов назад

      Eat Cupcake and get sick😂🤢😂

    • @piquat1
      @piquat1 15 часов назад +14

      Because cupcakes are meant to be eaten.
      Who doesn't like nice cupcake?

    • @StkyDkNMeBlz
      @StkyDkNMeBlz 15 часов назад +9

      Cupcakke

    • @rozmarinideas5340
      @rozmarinideas5340 15 часов назад

      That's the actress' name!

    • @allthings2allmen
      @allthings2allmen 14 часов назад

      Creampie would be too obvious?

  • @ShirleyTimple
    @ShirleyTimple 16 часов назад +94

    Jon Hamm is a champ for helping with these scenarios

    • @viceforever
      @viceforever 15 часов назад +3

      Dollar General Jon Hamm maybe

    • @pyrokatarina
      @pyrokatarina 15 часов назад +2

      It looks like him, I wonder tho if thats really him

    • @spaninja5594
      @spaninja5594 15 часов назад +2

      I was thinking that guy looks like the angel from Good Omens. Maybe Jon Hamm from Temu 😂

    • @darkacadpresenceinblood
      @darkacadpresenceinblood 15 часов назад

      oh my god i knew he looked like someone😭😭 i'm never unseeing archangel Gabriel having violent diarrhea on the toilet help

    • @VenusFlyHands
      @VenusFlyHands 15 часов назад +1

      I want to know the guy's name and where else to find him. He's so great on this channel!

  • @AB78
    @AB78 15 часов назад +25

    Wash your hands “ especially when you eat “ this involves your wife 😂😂

  • @pradyumnakatageri3475
    @pradyumnakatageri3475 16 часов назад +70

    Dr. Bernard just created the best abstinence promotion vid unknowingly..

  • @DJRandomHajile
    @DJRandomHajile 16 часов назад +66

    Giardia or giardiasis is also known as “beaver fever”… Quite fitting with how he caught it. 😳

  • @leonardobanazalazar3249
    @leonardobanazalazar3249 15 часов назад +24

    and this is why I won't part away of my trusty bidet

    • @PIZZAdayisback
      @PIZZAdayisback 14 часов назад

      I personally can't trust a liquid to do what a solid does
      Toilet paper is more trustworthy

  • @beyond-the-night
    @beyond-the-night 15 часов назад +24

    I'm very glad they were able to make a full recovery! I definitely think they should have seen a doctor way sooner with that long of chronic, painful diarrhea. Though I know it's not that simple, but after visiting another country and getting bad diarrhea for a long time you gotta consider if something is going on.

  • @ROGER2095
    @ROGER2095 14 часов назад +6

    In the 80s I was a medical technician in a large Chicago area hospital. A couple times a month - every month - we'd get a urine sample with Giardia lamblia. (It's easy to identify under the microscope.) In just about every case, it was a yuppie who went camping in Wisconsin and drank water from a stream, thinking it's all-natural so it must be clean and fresh and pure. (It never is! Animals poop on the ground, it rains, and whatever's on the ground runs into the stream. Giardia happens to form cysts so it can survive and be infectious in all weather for months and years.)

  • @nacheems8047
    @nacheems8047 16 часов назад +45

    The shady taco seller story comes full circle

    • @aerisvulkan2538
      @aerisvulkan2538 15 часов назад +6

      THIS IS THE BEST COMMENT 💀

    • @Sagethegay
      @Sagethegay 13 часов назад

      I like to think that all of his videos take place in the same town and are all interconnected

    • @AHamp123
      @AHamp123 13 часов назад

      Ayooo 💀🤢

  • @FC-PeakVersatility
    @FC-PeakVersatility 15 часов назад +51

    Sorry but who enters into extra curricular activity without a complete cleaning up first? This problem wasn't front to back, it was total lack of proper hygiene.

  • @kakregax
    @kakregax 16 часов назад +88

    Nope, I can't handle this one

  • @rebeccazegstroo6786
    @rebeccazegstroo6786 15 часов назад +20

    A consequence of our expensive medical care? Enduring diarrhea for weeks before going to a doctor is foolish.

    • @Sashazur
      @Sashazur 13 часов назад +1

      With these two geniuses who knows why they waited?

    • @luachickington8674
      @luachickington8674 13 часов назад

      Especially after visiting a different country. This combo just screams parasites, even for me as a lay person.
      A couple of years ago I suspected I had food poisoning due to having severe diarrhea. Got something from the pharmacy to help with the symptoms, and I knew that if nothing changed after a few days (!) that I needed to go to my GP. Luckily it was just that for me.
      But diarrhea is really dangerous: dehydration and loss of electrolytes is no joke. And I can't fathom having to choose between my health and not going into debt for medical treatments. That's just bonkers to me.

    • @brandonsaffell4100
      @brandonsaffell4100 13 часов назад +1

      "if you don't feel well go to the doctor" is advice from a previous generation. "If you don't need to go to the ER it's not that bad" is the country we've built.

    • @westie430
      @westie430 13 часов назад

      And sometimes people are just dumb and don't go because they think it's fine, normal, whatever 🤷🏻‍♀️

  • @the_knightcatTTv
    @the_knightcatTTv 16 часов назад +35

    The fact this is also an eight minute video is insane.

  • @GloriousSwag
    @GloriousSwag 16 часов назад +14

    "Ian's hypokalemia was doodoo gastrointestinal losses" This made me laugh more than it should have 😂

  • @AlbertVII1987
    @AlbertVII1987 14 часов назад +8

    Bro, am surprised the SMELL didn't turn him away.
    No shower, AND had runny shits prior to their session? You think it'd be more (for lack of a better word) RIPE when going down there?
    And already blasting out ROOM CLEARING farts prior to that, with clear signs of a stomach bug.
    I feel like there were SEVERAL factors that was saying "maybe putting your face down there might not be the best idea right now." 🤣

    • @mikechasmar4154
      @mikechasmar4154 14 часов назад +2

      She forced him to do it. He had no choice. He

  • @katiewhyte3910
    @katiewhyte3910 16 часов назад +22

    this poor guy cannot catch a break

  • @flesh_blanket
    @flesh_blanket 16 часов назад +21

    Nah cupcake?
    That's a violation

  • @mahdedarmo
    @mahdedarmo 14 часов назад +4

    what a talent! to tell a story of diarrhea scientifically and make it so easily digestible is top tier!!

  • @Justgreen89925
    @Justgreen89925 15 часов назад +14

    As an Italian just the idea of not washing in a bidet after number 2 is crazy, but to not even shower? WTF!

    • @Justgreen89925
      @Justgreen89925 15 часов назад +4

      by bidet i mean the actual bidet, not the water jets on modern toilets

    • @Tsukiyumi3
      @Tsukiyumi3 15 часов назад +4

      Fr I don’t understand not washing with water or at least wiping with a wet wipe instead 😭😭

    • @Justgreen89925
      @Justgreen89925 15 часов назад +5

      @@Tsukiyumi3 in italy we even use soap! Like all the time, and I can assure you it doesn't hurt the skin at all

    • @supernova00500
      @supernova00500 14 часов назад

      As an American, I can guarantee you we have the most Skidmarked underwear in the world

    • @westie430
      @westie430 13 часов назад

      ​@@supernova00500speak for yourself

  • @MisaMisa03579
    @MisaMisa03579 16 часов назад +31

    the holiday mood background music is insane 💁🏻‍♀️

  • @dde1fy
    @dde1fy 15 часов назад +16

    Not showering after she’s had diarrhea is crazy

  • @Chris-wn9hi
    @Chris-wn9hi 15 часов назад +12

    He said he hadn't "Eaten anything out of the ordinary", to the ER doc. 😂🤮😂

  • @SparklerBlack
    @SparklerBlack 15 часов назад +9

    i wanted to ask why they didint go to the doctor much earlier but then i remembered its america and then i thought about myself not going to the doctor either despite having free healthcare...

  • @mahartma
    @mahartma 15 часов назад +8

    Jon Hamm has such an amazing acting range

  • @Najiflagedits
    @Najiflagedits 16 часов назад +35

    Bro came back to the old titles "this is how his organs shutdown"

  • @ventilate4267
    @ventilate4267 16 часов назад +29

    Top 10 stories we didn't want to hear, but should anyway.

    • @Itsnotthatdeep88
      @Itsnotthatdeep88 15 часов назад

      @@ventilate4267 it’s a cautionary tale for all these folks that don’t like washing their ass…perfect example right here. 😮‍💨

  • @Nancys_on_fire
    @Nancys_on_fire 14 часов назад +12

    To everyone jumping on her for wiping back to front… I didn’t have a mom (bad situation and removed very young), and no one ever told me you were supposed to go front to back. I spent 32 years of my life with chronic infections, which I just assumed were normal, because I didn’t really have any female friends or family.
    I finally learned the correct way after a male friend of mine made a joke about it, which he had to explain to me. It was humiliating. I’ve done it correctly ever since, and no longer have issues with infections.
    It’s really embarrassing to put this out on the internet, but all I’m saying is please be kind, not all of us had a loving influence as kids to teach us the basics ❤

    • @nanabai329
      @nanabai329 14 часов назад +1

      Yes, I just rill my eyes at such comments. Somethings we just don't know things. I didnt know of front to back until I took an hha class and I had loving parents, but we use water to clean at every bathroom break so rarely had any infections.

    • @DoctorGarr
      @DoctorGarr 13 часов назад +1

      Sorry not sorry but this story made your username make sense 😂

    • @cynthiamckenzie9986
      @cynthiamckenzie9986 13 часов назад +2

      It doesn't matter even if she was wiping properly! The fact that she had relations with her husband without showering first and after being sick is just disgusting!

    • @Nancys_on_fire
      @Nancys_on_fire 13 часов назад

      @@cynthiamckenzie9986 I’m not arguing that part, I agree wholeheartedly.

    • @angelbear_og
      @angelbear_og 13 часов назад

      That's terrible for you, but according to this story the woman did in fact know better.

  • @werewaffl3s
    @werewaffl3s 14 часов назад +9

    01:53 Oscar winning performance

  • @JosiahBradley
    @JosiahBradley 16 часов назад +31

    I almost vomited when I watched this over on Nebula first.

    • @Sashazur
      @Sashazur 13 часов назад

      And then you watched it again 😩

  • @oldpunker885
    @oldpunker885 16 часов назад +16

    Catchiest title in Chubbyemu history. 😅

  • @ToastenButter
    @ToastenButter 16 часов назад +23

    Wild that people wiping wrong made an Emu video

  • @Creatrix-z5o
    @Creatrix-z5o 16 часов назад +16

    I’ve never been this early! Merry Christmas, Dr. Bernard!

  • @evan_kat
    @evan_kat 16 часов назад +11

    after watching this can confidently say that i'm never eating out again

  • @laratheplanespotter
    @laratheplanespotter 16 часов назад +19

    Not the content I asked for but the content we all need… I think….

    • @petersarubbi
      @petersarubbi 16 часов назад

      didn't you mean "butt" the content we all need? 🤔😆

  • @kimberlysauber5601
    @kimberlysauber5601 16 часов назад +38

    It still amazes me that anyone would wipe back to front. How are we even having to talk about this!!?? 🤯

    • @katk1958
      @katk1958 15 часов назад +11

      IKR? And who wouldn't hop in the shower and at least wash there, before... ? 🤔

    • @trentvlak
      @trentvlak 15 часов назад

      I just wipe once then jump in the shower. I like the feeling of a squeaky clean sphincter as I walk.

    • @kimberlysauber5601
      @kimberlysauber5601 15 часов назад

      @ ikr!!!??? 🤯🙌🏽

    • @trentvlak
      @trentvlak 15 часов назад

      ai deleting replies left and right in this comment

  • @batmancharles
    @batmancharles 16 часов назад +14

    Dude this guy has been through hell and back

    • @sometimesleela5947
      @sometimesleela5947 15 часов назад +7

      That would have been a better pseudonym for her: Helen Bach.

    • @batmancharles
      @batmancharles 15 часов назад +4

      @@sometimesleela5947 Actually, that's a marvelous play on words. This made me laugh

  • @frankie7825
    @frankie7825 15 часов назад +10

    The re-enactments are hysterical 😆

  • @Jizag123
    @Jizag123 15 часов назад +7

    2:28 "normal morning diarrhea" so many of us can relate😂

  • @chameleoness09
    @chameleoness09 15 часов назад +6

    Remember, no matter what it is, wash it first before putting it in or around your mouth 🤦

  • @nothanksplease
    @nothanksplease 15 часов назад +11

    i just dont understand why he was comfortable doing that in this situation.

    • @fastinradfordable
      @fastinradfordable 15 часов назад

      Men HAVE to take what they can get.
      Or they get nothing.

  • @PorkchopGMX
    @PorkchopGMX 16 часов назад +48

    oh no

  • @williamrebune5588
    @williamrebune5588 15 часов назад +40

    As a medical doctor in West Africa, this is the most elaborate lectures I listen on RUclips. Dr Ben is the guy 🎉

    • @fastinradfordable
      @fastinradfordable 15 часов назад +5

      A DOCTOR who says a 8min RUclips video is the “MOST ELABORATE LECTURE”
      💀☠️💀

    • @vinicraftmaster7597
      @vinicraftmaster7597 15 часов назад +6

      @@fastinradfordable ngl, emu's explanations are on point, and their objective is to explain medical cases and the follow up diagnostics, which I think he does quite well, considering the saturation of other channels. Emia means "presence in blood" my guy.

    • @KatieDeGo
      @KatieDeGo 15 часов назад +4

      His name is Bernard

    • @hatman4818
      @hatman4818 15 часов назад +2

      Yeah I've legit learned enough medical related latin from his channel to make good guesses at what diagnoses mean before he even says it now.

  • @bigredradish
    @bigredradish 14 часов назад +3

    beanie and wifebeater in the kitchen is insane costume design

  • @DustyTheDog
    @DustyTheDog 14 часов назад +2

    It's crazy this happened, when you consider that there is a large amount of people who purposefully put their face to a butthole and engage like they haven't seen food in a month. You can think you've cleaned it all, but it's never 100% clean from that place.

  • @WendyLouPollock
    @WendyLouPollock 15 часов назад +5

    I remember parasitology class for laboratory. The images of Giardia under the microscope had their flagella arranged so they looked like little men dancing

  • @TheOGLemonduck
    @TheOGLemonduck 14 часов назад +2

    As someone who works at the infection ward of a big hospital, basic hygiene is the Alpha and Omega when it comes to avoiding infection. Shower, wash your hands and go to the doctor in case your symptoms don't reside

  • @RedGr33nBlue
    @RedGr33nBlue 15 часов назад +11

    love this male actor so much hes so good

  • @alleycatcannabis
    @alleycatcannabis 14 часов назад +1

    Came for the comments, stayed for the video

  • @doctormary-hs9fr
    @doctormary-hs9fr 15 часов назад +8

    Excellent as usual, great lesson, exceptional teaching! I love how well graphics/illustrations are thoughtfully incorporated. Thanks, Dr Bernard!
    (And Happy Holidays to you! 🎄😄)

  • @KatieDeGo
    @KatieDeGo 15 часов назад +3

    1. They call Giardia "Beaver fever" so thats funny
    2. I got it from drinking creek water years ago and I CANNOT IMAGINE letting anyone come near me when I had that nastiness 🤮

  • @DarkflameEmperor
    @DarkflameEmperor 15 часов назад +3

    So many videos with sad endings recently so having a full recovery ending is sweet.

  • @molt45
    @molt45 16 часов назад +7

    This probably takes the record for craziest title.

  • @kcshines1581
    @kcshines1581 15 часов назад +3

    Oh goodness. I had giardia when I was 4-5 years old. It was so stressful for my parents because of the accidents and emergencies. I’m almost 30 and still remember some of the embarrassing public accidents I had and how much it upset my family. I had 0 control over it. It’s a lot to deal with! My parents did everything they could to treat it and were so kind to me about it.

  • @atsunome
    @atsunome 15 часов назад +6

    3:33 THIS GRAPHIC FOR THIS SENTENCE-

  • @snsnplpl
    @snsnplpl 16 часов назад +10

    another way to prevent catching it while in the endemic country is to not eat any raw foods (like salad) in case the person who prepared the food had giardia on their hands (poor food sanitation practices)

    • @Flesh_mast
      @Flesh_mast 15 часов назад

      In general, eating raw vegetables is not the greatest idea when traveling, to endemic areas. Parasites/bacteria may be in the soil they grow in, and if you're in an area where the water isn't safe to drink, it's not safe to wash the vegetables either.

  • @musonobari2560
    @musonobari2560 14 часов назад +1

    The first line of the script 😂😂😂😂 OMG 🤣

  • @amberar
    @amberar 16 часов назад +9

    Bidets FTW

  • @Wondermazement24
    @Wondermazement24 13 часов назад +2

    The chocolate animation is diabolical

  • @VCBird6
    @VCBird6 15 часов назад +4

    "you are what you eat" has never been so accurate

  • @sweetmissypetuniawilson9206
    @sweetmissypetuniawilson9206 14 часов назад +2

    💡
    Because I have cyclic vomiting syndrome, I know when this happens, it depletes the body of potassium when vomiting all day long, sometimes for days at a time.
    I guess it never occurred to me that when things come out the back end in the form of diarrhea, the same can happen!
    Duh! 🤦‍♀️
    Also, many people don't realize potatoes have more potassium than bananas!
    The more you know..

  • @AreYouSerious-210g
    @AreYouSerious-210g 14 часов назад +3

    How is anyone dealing with diarrhea in the mood to have sex?

  • @peterpetruzzi
    @peterpetruzzi 14 часов назад +4

    3:55 give this man an Oscar lmao 😂

  • @WordsBloom
    @WordsBloom 16 часов назад +5

    Now I'm going to associate this with cupcakes.

  • @Turcian
    @Turcian 15 часов назад +2

    "He hadn't eaten anything out of the ordinary 😏" 🤣🤣

  • @Wrathrix
    @Wrathrix 16 часов назад +12

    Ohh Boi, get the popcorn and chocolates xD

    • @sometimesleela5947
      @sometimesleela5947 15 часов назад

      And a bucket for after you've finished watching

    • @Aplumgirl
      @Aplumgirl 15 часов назад +3

      Noooo not chocolate lol

    • @jimwu8532
      @jimwu8532 15 часов назад

      Milk chocolate? Some people are lactose intolerant, hehe

  • @lechatbotte.
    @lechatbotte. 15 часов назад +2

    Where we are now the emergency room!!. The diarrhea would explain the hypokalemia and the muscle cramps. Giardia is found in lakes, rivers and streams in the US.