Since I first heard Larry calling races I knew he was a special caller, he will be missed! The very best of luck to you Larry, keep them honest at NBC !
My friend has a "two names" angle where he bets two horses with the same word in their names. This happens a lot more than people think due to breeders, owners, and sires/dams. I remember asking if Caller ID over Pick Up The Phone in stake at Saratoga qualified, and he said no. They actually ran 1-2 twice but both were juveniles out of champion juvenile sire Phone Trick.
This was the best horse race ever!! This will put a smile on your face... Do you own both of those horses??? What funny race just love it.. I seen this air on Christmas Eve. back a year ago... I just knew that I would come across this someday...
There have been some Canadian race calls that have been just priceless. Look up Dawn Lupul's call at Woodbine of "Domedomedome" and 2 Assiniboia Downs calls. Ken Miller's "Who Ya Gonna Call? We're Not Sure" and Darren Dunn busting into Scottish brogue calling a win for Nasty Scotsman
I remember this. About a month and a half later they advertised both were in the same race again. Both horses scratched. Pretty obvious bait and switch by Monmouth.
Just one of those things that only horse racing can provide. A Laugh, a cry, a lot of cussing at a TV. Oh yeah and a lifetime changing 6 7 8 even 9 figure payoffs
I finally had to look this up😂 Ridiculous! Very funny... Makes me want to know if there's a limit on name length? The guy can't be calling out paragraphs...
"My wife knows everything" "The wife doesn't know" are 1 and 2 of course they are!
Hahahha
You could hear the spark in his call when he realized that these two horses were going to be dueling in this race.
Probably the highlight of his career
Absolutely loved it. How he managed to get through it without laughing is beyond me!
Yes for sure! I laughed so hard watching this when it originally happened I even pull it back up every couple years for a good laugh! lol
"The wife doesnt know" is such a great name, too bad whoever titled this got it wrong
I’ve been watching this video for years now. It still hasn’t gotten old yet😂😂
I watch this every once in a while for a good laugh.
Me too, it's unforgettable and what are the odds??!!!
Same. This and the C-Span Fresh Prince prank call
Me too, today is the day, lol
the third horse should be named "I'm getting a divorce"
Nah it should be "I won't do it again" 😂
@@Charlieb82 It should be "I'm fucked"
I agree.....but when he said "I fucked your brother" I lost it! Oh shit that's the funniest race call....my ribs hurt listening to it. I😍🤣🤣
And followed by "Shud-a-Gotta Prenup"
That's perfect.
I feel like horse racers name their horses like this to fuck with announcers
Edward Dreier saw a horse called "Aisle Beef Hooked" once. Try saying it with an Irish accent
@@johnoneill9902 Funniest two horse names ive seen at a horse race are Hoof Hearted, and Liquor Wrecked Em. Neither won, sadly.
Saw a video whose horse was named ARRRRRRR with a gruff voice, funniest crap ever lol
@@chocolatetownforever7537 I don't get Liquor Wrecked Em.
@@TheInkPitOx Its not rocket science. Sound it out...
Of course ''My wife knows everything'' beats ''The Wife doesn't know''
+ThePhantomSephiroth the announcer got a lot of flack after that
And Lady Butana for third the perfect trifecta
@@krystalharwood2300 he got a huge career boost, actually
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Hoof hearted
Hoof hearted
"My wife knows everything more than the wife doesn't know!"
Man ,I'm laughing my was off ..this is hilarious..
Since I first heard Larry calling races I knew he was a special caller, he will be missed!
The very best of luck to you Larry, keep them honest at NBC !
So Miss Tallahassee is the woman about whom the wife either knows everything or does not know. She was third.
what are the odds of having those two horses together with those names. that will never happen again
The funnier thing is that they raced 1st and 2nd.
Might have been the same owner or breeder.
There is a very good vid on here 2 horse race but it finished a deadheat now what's the odds on that
@@raygordonteacheschess5501 not two different owner and breeder
@@michaelwashington2682 Then it could be the sire or dams they have in common.
Here it is 2024 and I still watch this occasionally for a laugh😂
His wife definitely knows everything
Right up there with Tom Durkins' call of the race won by Arrrrrrr.
My friend has a "two names" angle where he bets two horses with the same word in their names. This happens a lot more than people think due to breeders, owners, and sires/dams. I remember asking if Caller ID over Pick Up The Phone in stake at Saratoga qualified, and he said no. They actually ran 1-2 twice but both were juveniles out of champion juvenile sire Phone Trick.
That call really helped the Larry Collmus's career.
daniel 155 He'll probably known for this more than his two triple crown calls
Oh dear... That has to be the most hilarious horse race I have ever seen!
This was the best horse race ever!! This will put a smile on your face... Do you own both of those horses??? What funny race just love it.. I seen this air on Christmas Eve. back a year ago... I just knew that I would come across this someday...
There have been some Canadian race calls that have been just priceless. Look up Dawn Lupul's call at Woodbine of "Domedomedome" and 2 Assiniboia Downs calls. Ken Miller's "Who Ya Gonna Call? We're Not Sure" and Darren Dunn busting into Scottish brogue calling a win for Nasty Scotsman
I knew which horses were going to finish first and second; and I was with my wife.
DO NOT DELETE ABOVE COMMENT- It's comment of the year 😊
Man,I'm laughing my ass off ..this is hilarious!..
She Took Me To The Cleaners for the trifecta.
Never gets old 😂😂
The wife didn't know about Miss Tallahassee!
She does now !
My wife KNOWS NOTHING....because I have never been married hahahahahahahahahahahaha
shocker a douche like you is still single
Nice use of classical logic here
This is genuinely one of the greatest things in the history of life.
Larry Collmus made it even more funny! 😁
My wife knows it all.. As you see, she's telling me in my profile picture! LOL
"And down the stretch they come, She Ruined My Life followed by I'm Drinking Myself To Death, then comes Where's My Shotgun"...
The funniest thing I've seen in years!!! It's hilarious!
at the end YEAHHHHHHHAHAHHA
After he said My wife knows everything, he should have said, " of course she does".
"They're one-two, of course they are!"
That yeahhh at the end kind of sums up this whole video
“CLASSIC”
I remember this. About a month and a half later they advertised both were in the same race again. Both horses scratched. Pretty obvious bait and switch by Monmouth.
I know one thing. the wife is the only one who knows something LMAO 😂 😂
Great race, my left ear is currently explaining it to my right ear
You just knew this exacta was going to come in😂 where was I that day?🤦🏻♂️
Great names!
This is one of the best race calls. I remember watching it and laughing so hard I had tears running.
Larry one of the best to ever do it
there was likely many, many exacta boxes sold in that one!
The exacta paid $29.80 or something like that.
Just one of those things that only horse racing can provide. A Laugh, a cry, a lot of cussing at a TV. Oh yeah and a lifetime changing 6 7 8 even 9 figure payoffs
I remember watching this race live on TVG.
his whife has memory breakdowns constantly
I assume this was recommended to me because i watched a video of Conan O'Brien announcing a horse race
I love that one!
I remember watching this race!
Gotta love Larry collmus, greatest race call ever!!!
Tom Durkin?
My Wife Knows Everything, more than The Wife Dose Not Know!
i won a Quinella when my mother picked the dogs not a word and mother knows best
Greatest moment in the history of the sport
How great is that!!!!!
How he said that with a (I presume) straight face, IDK.
What an exhausting call, well done
Well done sir
Pre-race in the jock's room -- they probably agreed to make some high jinks happen!
One of my favorite race calls. Very funny.
How fun to hear !
Holy Shit that was an awesome call.
this sounds like one a those jokes that just scream ''ok whats the punchline already?'' lol
🤣🤣🤣With ur eyes closed it sounds like a funny joke
I was born 2 days before this
The funniest thing ever!
It's not the funniest!
Check out a horse called Arrrr! on RUclips! 🤣
I swear I'm going to name a race horse "My Butt".
My wife doesn't know everything cause when I asked her which horse to back she said she doesn't know
Not a big fan of Larry's bc he overdoes it at times, but his call here is PERFECT...excellent job by Larry.
Classic call!
Amazing
I finally had to look this up😂 Ridiculous! Very funny... Makes me want to know if there's a limit on name length? The guy can't be calling out paragraphs...
18 characters - both have creative spelling (see my comment above).
This is hilarious
Does horse number 13 have googly eyes glued to it's face?
There should have been a horse called "The mistress"
Late for class LMFAO
Love this race call.
Plot Twist:The same guy owned both horses.
When I first saw the clip a decade ago the commentator was British.
How many horses were in the race does anyone know
No, she's wearing blinkers. They're usually to keep her from being distracted.
demonduck132 Blinkers are to help keep mud out of the horses' eye
Nope your wrong, keep it from being distracted by the other horses...
Hilarious!!
Better than a super bowl halftime show
Brilliant! Hahaha
OmG this is pure jokes ,my wife knows everything. .my wife doesn't know ..sure she don't know !!..
My Wife Knows Everything Should Have Been At Least In The Kentucky Derby. That Horse Would've Been The One.
left side audio only?
1:55 I like how he's even making fun of the names...
my wife knows everything except:
where I am now
who I am with
where all the money went
That is called "LO-JACK"
Hoof-Hearted
Who’s here After hearing the commentary on ESPN 😂
wow thats a hard job with out cracking LOL i would crack LOL
love it haha..so funny :)
Easiest exactor ever!!!!!
Sorry Miss Tallahass 3rd
This has undoubtedly been posted before:
Actually the names in this filly/mare race were:
"The Wife Doesn't Know " and "My Wife Knows Everything."
enjoyed that! lol
... and the winner loses all
You had to have a reversed forecast on them two
Tell me that's not a hunch exacta!!!
FUN FUN!!!
Talk about your hunch bets!!!
Love it.... lol