Since I first heard Larry calling races I knew he was a special caller, he will be missed! The very best of luck to you Larry, keep them honest at NBC !
My friend has a "two names" angle where he bets two horses with the same word in their names. This happens a lot more than people think due to breeders, owners, and sires/dams. I remember asking if Caller ID over Pick Up The Phone in stake at Saratoga qualified, and he said no. They actually ran 1-2 twice but both were juveniles out of champion juvenile sire Phone Trick.
This was the best horse race ever!! This will put a smile on your face... Do you own both of those horses??? What funny race just love it.. I seen this air on Christmas Eve. back a year ago... I just knew that I would come across this someday...
There have been some Canadian race calls that have been just priceless. Look up Dawn Lupul's call at Woodbine of "Domedomedome" and 2 Assiniboia Downs calls. Ken Miller's "Who Ya Gonna Call? We're Not Sure" and Darren Dunn busting into Scottish brogue calling a win for Nasty Scotsman
Just one of those things that only horse racing can provide. A Laugh, a cry, a lot of cussing at a TV. Oh yeah and a lifetime changing 6 7 8 even 9 figure payoffs
I remember this. About a month and a half later they advertised both were in the same race again. Both horses scratched. Pretty obvious bait and switch by Monmouth.
I finally had to look this up😂 Ridiculous! Very funny... Makes me want to know if there's a limit on name length? The guy can't be calling out paragraphs...
"My wife knows everything" "The wife doesn't know" are 1 and 2 of course they are!
Hahahha
I feel like horse racers name their horses like this to fuck with announcers
Edward Dreier saw a horse called "Aisle Beef Hooked" once. Try saying it with an Irish accent
@@johnoneill9902 Funniest two horse names ive seen at a horse race are Hoof Hearted, and Liquor Wrecked Em. Neither won, sadly.
Saw a video whose horse was named ARRRRRRR with a gruff voice, funniest crap ever lol
@@chocolatetownforever7537 I don't get Liquor Wrecked Em.
@@TheInkPitOx Its not rocket science. Sound it out...
You could hear the spark in his call when he realized that these two horses were going to be dueling in this race.
Absolutely loved it. How he managed to get through it without laughing is beyond me!
Yes for sure! I laughed so hard watching this when it originally happened I even pull it back up every couple years for a good laugh! lol
"The wife doesnt know" is such a great name, too bad whoever titled this got it wrong
the third horse should be named "I'm getting a divorce"
Nah it should be "I won't do it again" 😂
@@Charlieb82 It should be "I'm fucked"
I agree.....but when he said "I fucked your brother" I lost it! Oh shit that's the funniest race call....my ribs hurt listening to it. I😍🤣🤣
And followed by "Shud-a-Gotta Prenup"
That's perfect.
I watch this every once in a while for a good laugh.
Me too, it's unforgettable and what are the odds??!!!
Same. This and the C-Span Fresh Prince prank call
Me too, today is the day, lol
Of course ''My wife knows everything'' beats ''The Wife doesn't know''
+ThePhantomSephiroth the announcer got a lot of flack after that
And Lady Butana for third the perfect trifecta
@@krystalharwood2300 he got a huge career boost, actually
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Hoof hearted
Hoof hearted
what are the odds of having those two horses together with those names. that will never happen again
The funnier thing is that they raced 1st and 2nd.
Might have been the same owner or breeder.
There is a very good vid on here 2 horse race but it finished a deadheat now what's the odds on that
@@raygordonteacheschess5501 not two different owner and breeder
@@michaelwashington2682 Then it could be the sire or dams they have in common.
"My wife knows everything more than the wife doesn't know!"
Man ,I'm laughing my was off ..this is hilarious..
His wife definitely knows everything
Since I first heard Larry calling races I knew he was a special caller, he will be missed!
The very best of luck to you Larry, keep them honest at NBC !
That call really helped the Larry Collmus's career.
daniel 155 He'll probably known for this more than his two triple crown calls
My friend has a "two names" angle where he bets two horses with the same word in their names. This happens a lot more than people think due to breeders, owners, and sires/dams. I remember asking if Caller ID over Pick Up The Phone in stake at Saratoga qualified, and he said no. They actually ran 1-2 twice but both were juveniles out of champion juvenile sire Phone Trick.
So Miss Tallahassee is the woman about whom the wife either knows everything or does not know. She was third.
I’ve been watching this video for years now. It still hasn’t gotten old yet😂😂
Oh dear... That has to be the most hilarious horse race I have ever seen!
I knew which horses were going to finish first and second; and I was with my wife.
DO NOT DELETE ABOVE COMMENT- It's comment of the year 😊
Man,I'm laughing my ass off ..this is hilarious!..
She Took Me To The Cleaners for the trifecta.
My wife KNOWS NOTHING....because I have never been married hahahahahahahahahahahaha
shocker a douche like you is still single
Nice use of classical logic here
Here it is 2024 and I still watch this occasionally for a laugh😂
My wife knows it all.. As you see, she's telling me in my profile picture! LOL
Never gets old 😂😂
This was the best horse race ever!! This will put a smile on your face... Do you own both of those horses??? What funny race just love it.. I seen this air on Christmas Eve. back a year ago... I just knew that I would come across this someday...
There have been some Canadian race calls that have been just priceless. Look up Dawn Lupul's call at Woodbine of "Domedomedome" and 2 Assiniboia Downs calls. Ken Miller's "Who Ya Gonna Call? We're Not Sure" and Darren Dunn busting into Scottish brogue calling a win for Nasty Scotsman
This is genuinely one of the greatest things in the history of life.
Larry Collmus made it even more funny! 😁
"And down the stretch they come, She Ruined My Life followed by I'm Drinking Myself To Death, then comes Where's My Shotgun"...
The funniest thing I've seen in years!!! It's hilarious!
at the end YEAHHHHHHHAHAHHA
After he said My wife knows everything, he should have said, " of course she does".
Great race, my left ear is currently explaining it to my right ear
"They're one-two, of course they are!"
That yeahhh at the end kind of sums up this whole video
I assume this was recommended to me because i watched a video of Conan O'Brien announcing a horse race
I love that one!
Larry one of the best to ever do it
Just one of those things that only horse racing can provide. A Laugh, a cry, a lot of cussing at a TV. Oh yeah and a lifetime changing 6 7 8 even 9 figure payoffs
The wife didn't know about Miss Tallahassee!
She does now !
I know one thing. the wife is the only one who knows something LMAO 😂 😂
Right up there with Tom Durkins' call of the race won by Arrrrrrr.
Gotta love Larry collmus, greatest race call ever!!!
Tom Durkin?
i won a Quinella when my mother picked the dogs not a word and mother knows best
his whife has memory breakdowns constantly
there was likely many, many exacta boxes sold in that one!
The exacta paid $29.80 or something like that.
My Wife Knows Everything, more than The Wife Dose Not Know!
Great names!
You just knew this exacta was going to come in😂 where was I that day?🤦🏻♂️
“CLASSIC”
I swear I'm going to name a race horse "My Butt".
Greatest moment in the history of the sport
How he said that with a (I presume) straight face, IDK.
How great is that!!!!!
What an exhausting call, well done
One of my favorite race calls. Very funny.
How fun to hear !
Well done sir
Not a big fan of Larry's bc he overdoes it at times, but his call here is PERFECT...excellent job by Larry.
I remember this. About a month and a half later they advertised both were in the same race again. Both horses scratched. Pretty obvious bait and switch by Monmouth.
I remember watching this race live on TVG.
I remember watching this race!
Classic call!
Amazing
Pre-race in the jock's room -- they probably agreed to make some high jinks happen!
Love this race call.
this sounds like one a those jokes that just scream ''ok whats the punchline already?'' lol
I was born 2 days before this
Holy Shit that was an awesome call.
There should have been a horse called "The mistress"
The funniest thing ever!
It's not the funniest!
Check out a horse called Arrrr! on RUclips! 🤣
love it haha..so funny :)
This is hilarious
My Wife Knows Everything Should Have Been At Least In The Kentucky Derby. That Horse Would've Been The One.
🤣🤣🤣With ur eyes closed it sounds like a funny joke
Plot Twist:The same guy owned both horses.
This has undoubtedly been posted before:
Actually the names in this filly/mare race were:
"The Wife Doesn't Know " and "My Wife Knows Everything."
Late for class LMFAO
Hilarious!!
My wife doesn't know everything cause when I asked her which horse to back she said she doesn't know
Hoof-Hearted
FUN FUN!!!
Sorry Miss Tallahass 3rd
OmG this is pure jokes ,my wife knows everything. .my wife doesn't know ..sure she don't know !!..
Easiest exactor ever!!!!!
1:55 I like how he's even making fun of the names...
No, she's wearing blinkers. They're usually to keep her from being distracted.
demonduck132 Blinkers are to help keep mud out of the horses' eye
Nope your wrong, keep it from being distracted by the other horses...
... and the winner loses all
Brilliant! Hahaha
Would be nice if the wife that doesn’t know beat the one that know everything.
Better than a super bowl halftime show
wow thats a hard job with out cracking LOL i would crack LOL
Race call terrific
Talk about your hunch bets!!!
This is what rich people do.
ONLY in America!
I finally had to look this up😂 Ridiculous! Very funny... Makes me want to know if there's a limit on name length? The guy can't be calling out paragraphs...
18 characters - both have creative spelling (see my comment above).
ROFL ! .. .ty
Love it.... lol
all the men lost their money there
When I first saw the clip a decade ago the commentator was British.
my wife knows everything except:
where I am now
who I am with
where all the money went
That is called "LO-JACK"
enjoyed that! lol
love it thx :)
Burhan Oku if only I have a horse and put it on the race I will name it "Justin Bieber you Suck!!"😂😂