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😂 watch the guy getting dragged by police. (I thought it was consensual!) Forensics come out (there appears to be multiple contusions in the car's exhaust
@@mikeMrBear and Con Huevos:::: True that, Mike ! It’s obviously VehicularRape and this SickFuk should be banned from Car Lots for the rest of his life !!
Wouldn't be much of a fantasy for these folk if the objects didn't love them too. In fact it would make these people a bit predatory. Still, imagine being the owner of the car that guy lost his virginity to. How pissed would you be haha!?
@@Silenced23 they can’t. The people are crazy and “believe” that the objects love them back. It doesn’t take a genius to realise that an object is incapable of feeling 😂
She tried to make out she hooked up with the ghost while bushwalking on a holiday to my country, Australia. The ghost decided to return to England when she did & they apparently joined the mile high club on the flight back. U just can't make this f**kery up. The nutter looks a bit like Blake Lively 😂
While some of them may be obsessed, delusional or looking for attention, I feel like the rest got rejected one too many times, cuz it's a bit hard for a bridge to reject you
Nah, they’re just crazy and that’s ok. If you think a bridge is capable of loving you back then you’re loco. It’s one thing to state you have feelings of love for an object, the brain is a funny thing, but to say it loves you back is bonkers level crazy.
I find it fascinating that so many of these people who are in love with inanimate objects assign those objects with the same sex, so they are often in same-sex relationships but with inanimate objects. That intrigues me.
If I had to choose, I'd say the fair ride lady freaked me out the most. She created a visual that is seared into my brain. "I WANT YOUR FLUIDS" NO. NO. NO.
Are the Bridge, Tower, and Wall lady the same lady? If so, I genuinely had a moment where I was like "bitch is cheating on the tower - they're married." If they're different women, the resemblance is uncanny.
I'm pretty darn sure it is the same woman. And weirdly enough, I thought the same thing like, "Wait, but didn't you just say you're in love with the Eiffel Tower?? Where did the Berlin Wall love come from!?" I did feel like she cheated hahahaha I'm a little confused on her.
I had the same thoughts. She looks exactly the same, and when she was talking about her love for the Berlin's wall, she had a poster of the Eiffel tower behing. Sus!
I have to tell you, I have not laughed hysterically in a long time. I don’t know why, but I just busted up for like 5 minutes over this comment. You sir have made my god damn day
The balloon guy was more of a fetishist since he's also married to a human being. Hell, Linda's dad on Bob's Burgers is a balloon fetishist. That's not a big deal. The disturbing ones to me were the ones who anthropomorphize objects like that first guy with the car. That just isn't healthy.
I'm pretty sure that's a big part of the appeal. They can have a relationship with an object and have all the power and it can never reject them. You don't have to ever be selfless or considerate or do without; it's all about you all the time.
How is that selfish ? To the other people that are in love with them too ? Like the objects are really like "you're not the one for me ,stop wasting my time " 😂
Honestly I hadn’t got to that bit yet and thought it was just another way of saying “whatever floats your boat”. Then it turns out to be an actual fetish.
Well, chodmunch is human, right? Human beings are made of materials. To love someone for how they look, is also materialistic. There's a reason they call it the "Object" of our affection when it comes to people.
@@williamrodabaugh4315 shut up with you and your facts, nobody likes you, get your sleeping bag and your teddy bear then get the fuck out of here, you won't be invited in the next sleepover, get out
Last Woman was like, "I profess my love for you Eiffel Tower." Then turns around and goes after the Goldengate bridge and the Berlin wall like they single, lol.
"I feel blessed to have a piece of my golden gate bridge." "Hey lady where did you get that!? That's an important structural piece! EVERYONE OFF THE BRIDGE!!!"
Now i know why the crazy guy around town stands under the local bridge and has shouting matches. They're obviously in a relationship, it makes perfect sense now
If I were to choose between getting constantly emotionally hurt by men OR being in love with objects that will never leave me or break my heart... I'd choose to be alone for the rest of my life 😃
Just had a car ad promising a trial period to make sure that "you really love it". No that's fine, I don't need to contemplate my love of a new car that much..
okay there were many MANY moments during this when I felt I needed to comment but couldn't process the right words because, well, BUT CMON THE BRIDGE LADY it's gotta be a joke
Can you imagine the group therapy of all the items the people obsess and fondle. " (rusty tears) I couldn't move or say no but they kept molesting me despite my horror"
The title should be UNIQUE PEOPLE in love with objects. Because atleast they aren't spreading hate like many of us from humankind. They deserve a bit more respect than the ones spreading hate.
If this doesn’t scream how screwed up humans are I don’t know what does! How can you want to be in love so bad that you choose a object and just make up an imaginary relationship with it loving you and having sex with it! What in the Heck is wrong with people! This world had truly gone straight to Hell! God help us all 🙏🏻
Oh, the "ONLY" difference is that you don't love actual people, you love objects? Well when you put it like that you come across as well-rounded and sane and not like freaks at all!
It's a hard world out there, very exhausting, just don't forget to replenish your fluids. Don't let anyone burst your bubble or pop your balloon, go get that dream car, then that haunted mansion with a chandelier. Connect your bridges and build your towers, don't let walls stand between you and your dreams, buy a drill and fuck them all.
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Homegirl with the ghost just got caught by her bf cheating, made up this ridiculous lie and had to stick with it
hahaha im loving it!
And still running with it
Hey it worked for the “Virgin” Mary.
@@dottyorange7270 HA 🤣
"Darn my fiancée and his physic abilities!"
I don’t recall the objects giving consent.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂 watch the guy getting dragged by police. (I thought it was consensual!) Forensics come out (there appears to be multiple contusions in the car's exhaust
@@randymarsh2.069 DNA evidence EVERYWHERE!!! lol
@@mikeMrBear 😂 lmao
@@mikeMrBear and Con Huevos:::: True that, Mike ! It’s obviously VehicularRape and this SickFuk should be banned from Car Lots for the rest of his life !!
Knowing that such people exist makes me feel less weird...
At this point the normal people are now the weird people and the weird people are now the normal people😞
Same....but not by a lot
It makes me feel itchy....lol
Same 🤗
@@peza. Nah I'm weird, these people...
They are something else.
"After losing his virginity to a Volkswagon Beetle . . ."
That sentence happened.
Lol
I think it's funnier when you remember it was a neighbor's car. He fucked someone else's car.
"That happened and we all let it happen"
@@ITZ_eSPy 😂🤣💀
Oooh dear lord, subordinate of Lucifer! What in the frozen cup of cheese is this? 😬😬😬😬
The ghost one sounds like a excuse to cheating
Oh definitely. The fiancé couldn't have fell for that 🙈
Pissed me off ngl
He fell for it because he wanted out & that was the perfect opportunity.
During covid lockdown that's the only option some of us have got ok?
@@mdstanton1813 What, cheating?
"Julius's wife refused to participate in the filming"...
But why?
Maybe because her husband gets aroused by balloons 😐
aint it obvious?
That part had me dead, not going to lie.
@Aiman i luv it wen ppl dun get sarcasm
I wouldn't want to admit I'm married to a balloon loving weirdo
It's interesting that all of the objects love them back.
Wouldn't be much of a fantasy for these folk if the objects didn't love them too. In fact it would make these people a bit predatory. Still, imagine being the owner of the car that guy lost his virginity to. How pissed would you be haha!?
It sounds like stalkers but to objects
I don't understand. How can objects love them back?
@@Silenced23 they can’t. The people are crazy and “believe” that the objects love them back. It doesn’t take a genius to realise that an object is incapable of feeling 😂
It's all fun and games until the bridge cheats on her
i know that they’re objects and all, but they all look like they feel violated.
i'm cryinG xD
That dude who raped his neighbor VW Bug and lost his “virginity” really creeped me out.
Yes that's it violated
they lack the ability to consent, so yes they have been violated.
i think its the way they talk to the objects. that one dude feeling up the car sounded so fucking creepy
I bet the ghost girl got caught with a real guy and pretended it was a ghost in the house
She tried to make out she hooked up with the ghost while bushwalking on a holiday to my country, Australia. The ghost decided to return to England when she did & they apparently joined the mile high club on the flight back. U just can't make this f**kery up. The nutter looks a bit like Blake Lively 😂
@@Tully_23_32 ahhhh shit.... don't bring us into your shithouse cheating excuse lady 😜🤣🤣🤣🤣
i hope the fiance didnt fall for that shit. Poor guy, even if it was a ghost she still cheated on him...
Ya think
I can picture her lover running away with the sheet to make it seem more realistic ahahahhaha
While some of them may be obsessed, delusional or looking for attention, I feel like the rest got rejected one too many times, cuz it's a bit hard for a bridge to reject you
I don’t know. Ever heard of the Tacoma Narrows Bridge? That thing was rejected the cars off it during a wind storm.
Nah, they’re just crazy and that’s ok. If you think a bridge is capable of loving you back then you’re loco. It’s one thing to state you have feelings of love for an object, the brain is a funny thing, but to say it loves you back is bonkers level crazy.
@@samwlodawskitheone 😭🤦💀
At least if a bridge rejects you, you'll get over it quickly!
Well, all I know is The Brooklyn Bridge never wrote me back!
I feel much better about my mental health now, thanks.
Hahahaha.. Damn funny dude.. Nice line
Chased my Zoloft with espresso while watching this and I'm 100 percent confident that I'm not making out with a car bumper
Can you imagine the jealousy the first guy has with his mechanic
I guess he sees him as a gynaecologist lol
@@oliverholmes-gunning5372 Good one 😂😂😂
@oliverholmes-gunning5372 more like urologist because his car is a dude...
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I find it fascinating that so many of these people who are in love with inanimate objects assign those objects with the same sex, so they are often in same-sex relationships but with inanimate objects. That intrigues me.
That means they’re gay and they need to come out of the closet it’s 2022 society doesn’t kill gays anymore
The closet is a confusing place
closet will eat you alive and spit you out just like that :/
There was a woman on TV that married a female zombie doll...lol
It was on the Travel Channel.
@@fritzfxx No, I am sure nobody mentioned relations with a closet.
"I WANT YOUR FLUIDS"
That part made me gag.
I felt sick.. and the second hand embarrassment.. 🤢🙈
She is insane
3:45
fluids=machine's lubricant? 🤔
This channel is a blessing.
If I had to choose, I'd say the fair ride lady freaked me out the most. She created a visual that is seared into my brain. "I WANT YOUR FLUIDS"
NO. NO. NO.
YES YES YES YES 😭😭😭😭
Was that a lady???????????? My Gosh.....
lady?
MMMM YEE-AHHHH GIVE ME ALL YOUR HOT SLIMY FLUIDS
...That was a lady?
Are the Bridge, Tower, and Wall lady the same lady? If so, I genuinely had a moment where I was like "bitch is cheating on the tower - they're married." If they're different women, the resemblance is uncanny.
I'm pretty darn sure it is the same woman. And weirdly enough, I thought the same thing like, "Wait, but didn't you just say you're in love with the Eiffel Tower?? Where did the Berlin Wall love come from!?" I did feel like she cheated hahahaha I'm a little confused on her.
I had the same thoughts. She looks exactly the same, and when she was talking about her love for the Berlin's wall, she had a poster of the Eiffel tower behing. Sus!
the statue of liberty and the chandelier are the same ladies they all are just with different objects
well people do have first love but end up married to another , divorce,,, then falls in love again.
Seems like the producers run out of new actors and had to recycle the ones they had
Haha imagine the calamity when he wrecks that car... he just destroyed his lover. Can you imagine the other driver," what the f
I have to tell you, I have not laughed hysterically in a long time. I don’t know why, but I just busted up for like 5 minutes over this comment. You sir have made my god damn day
This comment really got me.👌☠️
Update…Chase got totaled a few years back, according to TLCs update show. Nathaniel has moved on…lol
I’d pretend to be in love with San Fran bridge, Eiffel Tower and Berlin Wall too if tv channels flew me out for a free holiday 😁
Right? I don't think they're all faking it but it really feels like that lady is lol
First dude most likely cause of death: Accidently leave the gear in Neutral and it rolls over him while he's doing his funky shit under it.
1000 ways to die type stuff
Good riddance
No, N is for Naughty
The balloon guy was more of a fetishist since he's also married to a human being. Hell, Linda's dad on Bob's Burgers is a balloon fetishist. That's not a big deal. The disturbing ones to me were the ones who anthropomorphize objects like that first guy with the car. That just isn't healthy.
Don't show him pictures of Bloonarius from Bloons Tower Defense is all im saying.
Great call back
The one thats real unhealthy is the lady that made out with literal RUST and got smeared all over her race, let's hope she wash it off
Right. The balloon guy is just another version of AA guy with a blow up doll😂
*Caresses steering wheel*
"Does that feel good?"
ITS A BLOODY CAR XD
😂😂😂
I guess you could say his car is good at turning him on.
This is just to hilarious his counterweights decend and your gondola rises 😂😂💀
How posessive of them to assume the objects are inlove with them. Pretty selfish.
seriously. they only think of themselves and not the ojects feelings.
I'm pretty sure that's a big part of the appeal. They can have a relationship with an object and have all the power and it can never reject them. You don't have to ever be selfless or considerate or do without; it's all about you all the time.
Well, since inanimate objects can't love or have a sense of, "self", I'd say it's pretty inconsequential anyway.
most of them give off autistic vibe. (not insulting autistic people, autism is a wide spectrum everyone lives it differently)
How is that selfish ? To the other people that are in love with them too ? Like the objects are really like "you're not the one for me ,stop wasting my time " 😂
The look of pure shock never left my face because one after the next just kept being more and more weirder
Seriously. I just went through a 2 year relationship, not knowing I could of been married to Lydia of Whiterun. FML
🤣
Love this!
Lmao! Right?!?! Eivor Wolf Kissed is my wife!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
She's actually pretty clingy.
There were times when people would be ashamed to admit to such feelings. Those were good times.
Though these perverts are pretty hilarious.
Whatever floats your balloon, I suppose.
Honestly I hadn’t got to that bit yet and thought it was just another way of saying “whatever floats your boat”. Then it turns out to be an actual fetish.
His hart would really pop if his balloons burst 🤣🤣😂
I went to college with a guy who had a balloon fetish and was super open about it. He was a "popper", meaning he got off by popping balloons.
That's hilarious.
Pennywise: We all float here... Except the weird balloon rapist, you have to leave.
I feel better for having fictional crushes after watching this.
Edit: it’s ok y’all I’m fine, I don’t know too much about relationships anyway.
at least fictional characters are based on humans
these are just... damn.
... You do? It makes me feel worse about it.
Me having friends that disappear when i take pill is more normal than this
ha!
That's super normal compared to this craziness..
The ceo of content has returned.
If Chodmunch was an object, we'd all be the same as the people in this video.
Well, chodmunch is human, right? Human beings are made of materials. To love someone for how they look, is also materialistic. There's a reason they call it the "Object" of our affection when it comes to people.
@@williamrodabaugh4315 shut up with you and your facts, nobody likes you, get your sleeping bag and your teddy bear then get the fuck out of here, you won't be invited in the next sleepover, get out
@@williamrodabaugh4315 Well you can always just keep wanking yourself off thinking what he may look like
I’d like to introduce that first guy to a friend of mine named Christine.
That'll be a one night stand.
And keep the other car guy away from herbie
LIGHTNING MCQUEEN 🤣🤣🤣
Knight Rider
Funny, I heard that same ghost story from a lot of military wives back in the day...
Bit of that "immaculate conception"
☠☠☠
Yer it's really just a local pussyhound drugging them and creeping in at night, saying shhhhhh I'm just a ghost shhhhhh.
The ghost name was jodie
Lol, same
If any objects are sentient, they would all be screaming “Get this creep away from me! Someone call 911!”
Lady cheated on the Eiffel Tower with a wall
now that is messed up. the tower should have slapped her into the wall and then fought the wall too. lady just cant stay loyal to a tower.
Talk about a 'Wallbanger'!
AND the Golden Gate Bridge
And the Leaning Tower of Pisa
@@peterhernandez7817...WAIT! WHAT?! 😬...I only thought it was the bridge, the tower and the wall!
I love how they say "we", when the other member of the relationship has no say in the matter.
I'm kinda Jealous of Objectophiles... they have 100% control in their Relationships
I think that it's honestly a coping mechanism. Bet all these ppl have some type of trauma they've never worked through
"Juliu's wife refused to participate in filming"
Well, there's that acceptance narrative out the window.
Ahhh, finally a video themed "I am not that bad" again. Thanks.
"I want your fluids". I honestly thought I died.
I'm not gonna have a go at these people, everyone is a freak and fair play to them for owning it.
I feel like that one lady also had a crush on the Empire State Building, but felt she wasn't good enough for him, I may be wrong.
I reckon he would've gave her a chance.
Twin towers!? Woman scorned!?
I dont get how people want this stuff to be seen by family friends and colleagues not to mention the world
Bruh imagine coming out and finding your neighbor banging your car... 7:53
Maybe it’s the pandemic talking, but when I saw those ladies kissing those public landmarks.... my entire body recoiled lol
Last Woman was like, "I profess my love for you Eiffel Tower." Then turns around and goes after the Goldengate bridge and the Berlin wall like they single, lol.
When u give up on human love. Screw your car !
I love artichoke on pizza
@@monicapyle finally !!!!! Someone else .. yay
@@ms.artichokecheesepizzawst3239 😁
More like, when human love gives up on you
Can you blame em?
"I feel blessed to have a piece of my golden gate bridge."
"Hey lady where did you get that!? That's an important structural piece! EVERYONE OFF THE BRIDGE!!!"
It's common practice when they do rebuilding on the Golden Gate Bridge they sell pieces of it
Thank god she's not falling in love with humans or we'd have a Jeffrey Dahmer situation going on
I hope the polyamorous cars are still going strong.
"I love it when you call me non poppa...throw ya hands in the air if you a balloon player"
I'm imagining the guy in the vid rapping this lmao
I'm highly offended that this bogus ass show just reminded me of how freaking single I was and how long I've been single .. THANK FOR NOTHING 🤦🏾♀️
The lady who likes bridges is the same woman who loves fences and was walking around with the lady who loves Rollercoasters...
Must be an easy life loving something that can't leave you lmao
a lady legally married a ferris wheel
It's a weird form of protecting yourself.. Like marrying a inmate in jail for life..
Well the neighbors Volkswagen Beatle left after it got raped its in witness protection program now it will be forever traumatized 🤦🏾♂️
@@joccored5521 good one.
Well at least for the eiffel tower woman size is never gonna be an issue , good luck to her fitting that up her fanny tho
You always come up with weird shit I love it
I will never look at a neighbor's yard filled with old cars the same way again
Now i know why the crazy guy around town stands under the local bridge and has shouting matches. They're obviously in a relationship, it makes perfect sense now
“I not only love him as a s3xual attraction, we’re not talking fetish here.”
Dude, being in love with an inanimate object is as fetish as it gets!!
Why do all the women who love structures look so similar to each other 😬
I thought the same thing!
Structures have a type.
That kinda answers itself
Ummmmmmmm.....you DO SEE what they look like, right?
All fun and games until that dude with the car gets the call: “We’ve been trying to reach you about your vehicle’s extended warranty.”
I want your fluid, I want your fluid,I want your fluid. 😱 I'm gonna kill myself😂😂
Lets start a go fund me and we can buy weapons to finish ourselves .... Damn
"It started when he was child..."
Yeah no surprise this phrase comes up with a lot of these people.
It's actually called objectophilia
@Aiman figuratively....yes I guess
@Aiman Well, most if not all women see men as objects as well.. Specifically, money bags
It's weird to be a lover who is a popper, but a non-popper is fine.
🤣
"I am a woman and this is a bridge" wow I didn't notice that thank you lady
Funny how most of these guys can't even be monogamous with an inanimate object
Now I don’t feel so embarrassed about having a imaginative marriage with Jensen Ackles
If I were to choose between getting constantly emotionally hurt by men OR being in love with objects that will never leave me or break my heart...
I'd choose to be alone for the rest of my life 😃
"Erin doesn't just like the wall... She loves it."
*BOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM*
That should be a meme as it had me dying.
4:01 if the Pixar movie "UP" was rated 'R" lol
Just had a car ad promising a trial period to make sure that "you really love it". No that's fine, I don't need to contemplate my love of a new car that much..
How are people not embarrassed to show this???💀
I love the serial killer-esque music when the guy talks about banging his car
okay there were many MANY moments during this when I felt I needed to comment but couldn't process the right words because, well, BUT CMON THE BRIDGE LADY it's gotta be a joke
Can you imagine the group therapy of all the items the people obsess and fondle. " (rusty tears) I couldn't move or say no but they kept molesting me despite my horror"
The guy with the balloons doesn't seem as sad and creepy as the others.
'I'll take an 12 inch and i'll inflate it to 11 inches....it can take a lot of abuse'
I'm thinking maybe some or at least him is faking it to get tv time and its a hilarious game
@@tek4 no, he's not playing.
“After losing his virginity to his neighbors Volkswagen Beetle”
Come again???!!!??? 😳😳😳
David has a whole balloon harem
The title should be UNIQUE PEOPLE in love with objects.
Because atleast they aren't spreading hate like many of us from humankind. They deserve a bit more respect than the ones spreading hate.
This video gives new meaning to “I’m in love with my car” by Queen
Car fuckers, they exist, dude got busted in Colorado, multiple times on the same car, 3rd time cops were like “we got a problem here”
"I love him for the narrowness of his jibbs." Ah I'm so dead 🤣😅😆😂
This makes me worry about what the last guy who owned our truck did to it.....
If this doesn’t scream how screwed up humans are I don’t know what does! How can you want to be in love so bad that you choose a object and just make up an imaginary relationship with it loving you and having sex with it! What in the Heck is wrong with people! This world had truly gone straight to Hell! God help us all 🙏🏻
Still floored to this day by the terrible horror banjo that show played when the dude kisses his car
I could have gone through life happier without knowing this, but know i will have constant nightmares about people like this thanks😅
I think these objects are a bunch of players. Telling these people they are the only ones in their life.
Abusing balloons.. i mean at least he's not abusing ppl so 🤷🏼♀️
5:10 exactly lol
I hope this footage is being used as evidence in criminal court, these people are going to need a good attorney
I love my car, but I'm not *IN LOVE* with my car. Effin weirdo!
Oh, the "ONLY" difference is that you don't love actual people, you love objects? Well when you put it like that you come across as well-rounded and sane and not like freaks at all!
"It would be like Casper!"
Philip Scofield.
It's a hard world out there, very exhausting, just don't forget to replenish your fluids. Don't let anyone burst your bubble or pop your balloon, go get that dream car, then that haunted mansion with a chandelier. Connect your bridges and build your towers, don't let walls stand between you and your dreams, buy a drill and fuck them all.
Alright, that's enough internet for the day.
2:47 smells of rust, mould and maby even dog pee.
“You smell so good”
😂
7:54 * chokin with tea * 🤣
hahaha i am drinking tea right now hahaha
@@stanclark8824 don't you may choke too 😂☕
@@Catastropheshe 🤣😂 almost did hahaha
I'd imagine their arguments would mostly consist of the silent treatment
Well enough RUclips for today i guess
This is why Socrates said a free society wouldn't work.
My brain: “remember that really embarrassing thing that happened a few years ago?”
RUclips: “don’t worry, it’s not as bad as this shit”