I Believe I'm an ANIMAL

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  • Опубликовано: 16 ноя 2024

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  • @Chodmunch
    @Chodmunch  Год назад +14

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    • @angie420
      @angie420 Год назад +1

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  • @96Champ994
    @96Champ994 3 года назад +1592

    Noticed how its always "cool" and "strong" animals?
    Why is never anyone be like: " ah yes, i think i am an earthworm"

    • @jackhughes1741
      @jackhughes1741 3 года назад +317

      I hope you know the great offence and insult youve just made to the earthworm community. Where are my dirt brothers at? 🐛

    • @96Champ994
      @96Champ994 3 года назад +121

      @@jackhughes1741 i did not intended on that. Worms are amazing, they make awesome fertelizer.

    • @mpumelelogumede6557
      @mpumelelogumede6557 3 года назад +7

      LOL!

    • @weirdkidtum8477
      @weirdkidtum8477 3 года назад +11

      @@jackhughes1741 😂😂😂😂

    • @ClickClack_Bam
      @ClickClack_Bam 3 года назад +120

      @@jackhughes1741 Dirt brother here. When he offended our community, 2 of my 5 hearts broke.

  • @drebinhasyou
    @drebinhasyou 3 года назад +1188

    Just when you think you’re not doing that great, this really puts things in perspective.

    • @noobmaster7147
      @noobmaster7147 3 года назад +7

      🙄😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Sowilo-Dagaz
      @Sowilo-Dagaz 3 года назад +5

      🤣. Very true

    • @BeeLZBeeb
      @BeeLZBeeb 2 года назад +24

      That hit me right in the feels, I’m a screw up but at least I’m not a dog trapped in a human body 🥲🤣

    • @Sgritto
      @Sgritto 2 года назад +10

      I am feeling better after watching this

    • @Bebedollie
      @Bebedollie 2 года назад +2

      🤣

  • @ShartSydePhil
    @ShartSydePhil 3 года назад +795

    "I haven't actually spent any time around live wolves... I study them a lot"
    *Looks at pictures of wolves on Google*

    • @mcqueenx75
      @mcqueenx75 3 года назад +13

      I am studying your bold sentence on wolves

    • @imsilent7522
      @imsilent7522 3 года назад +6

      Well, someone was a raccoon, so that is the closest we get

    • @ljts7587
      @ljts7587 3 года назад +3

      I’d wonder what she would do if another wanna be wolf dog started sniffing her arse in public. I doubt she googled that reaction.

    • @mcqueenx75
      @mcqueenx75 3 года назад

      @@ljts7587 I can do 25 pushups over 5 plants of Venus fly traps!

    • @samomico9536
      @samomico9536 2 года назад +14

      These people are definitely not playing with a full deck.
      This girl is talking about how her urges kick in when she’s hungry and you see her chasing birds but my question is what would she do when she actually catches one? You know damn well she’s not eating raw meat.

  • @lazerathhome
    @lazerathhome 2 года назад +131

    50 years ago most of these people would have been committed to a mental institution if they had acted this way in public!

    • @bullbikkov7239
      @bullbikkov7239 Год назад

      And that is the compassionate thing to do with mentally deranged people, not celebrate their delusions like libs do today

    • @-Siculus-Hort-
      @-Siculus-Hort- Год назад +7

      or at the least they would have done this in the privacy of their own house...

    • @bridaw8557
      @bridaw8557 Год назад +5

      They also could’ve done street performing or run off with the circus. These people should go into acting

    • @LearnYourAnimal
      @LearnYourAnimal 4 месяца назад

      Umm I'm a therian so I non psychically identify as an animal :3

    • @lazerathhome
      @lazerathhome 4 месяца назад +1

      @@LearnYourAnimal I recommend you visit a psychiatrist and have a talk. I don't recommend you start using a litter box. 👍 😆 Definitely don't start licking your private bits in public, that's an arrestable offence. Just incase you didn't know, it's also against the law to have sex with animals in many countries. So if you feel the urge I recommend you seek help first. I don't speak dog, cat or any other animal language, so if you need a translator you will have to find one yourself! Good luck!

  • @jaybirdjargon
    @jaybirdjargon Год назад +57

    I relate to these people. I am human who deep down believes he is a human. I do human things, like, shop for food humans eat, I go to a 'job' and 'work'. I earn 'money' and 'pay taxes.' I take showers to clean myself and wear bits of cloth to keep myself warm and cover my skin. I don't know if anyone can understand this life, but I know that I am a human trapped in human's body.

    • @Fluktuation
      @Fluktuation Год назад +10

      You animal!

    • @Isthisjoebiden
      @Isthisjoebiden Год назад +5

      ​@@Fluktuationikr? DISGUSTANG

    • @casechow
      @casechow 7 месяцев назад +1

      FREAK

    • @myredpencil
      @myredpencil 4 месяца назад +1

      @@LearnYourAnimal Get yourself on a talk show and show how an animal uses the internet to get attention!

  • @chrisandrews6185
    @chrisandrews6185 3 года назад +352

    "Unless I am completely delusional, I have recollections of being a coyote." Nah, bruh you're completely delusional. I do appreciate he allows for this fact though.

    • @BlackestEyes709
      @BlackestEyes709 3 года назад +5

      LMAO

    • @monicapyle
      @monicapyle 2 года назад +2

      😂👌

    • @raoulduke344
      @raoulduke344 2 года назад +2

      That was worded brilliantly.

    • @seanhuds7351
      @seanhuds7351 2 года назад +2

      I could be insane, but I don't think I am....

    • @myredpencil
      @myredpencil 4 месяца назад

      @@LearnYourAnimal Ah Christ, give it a rest!

  • @williamponce5907
    @williamponce5907 3 года назад +552

    Parents.... hug your kids an tell them you love them, hopefully that'll prevent whatever this is.

    • @phazebeast7373
      @phazebeast7373 3 года назад +14

      Yes.

    • @cosmicmuffin322
      @cosmicmuffin322 2 года назад +34

      No....people telling your kids they can "identify" as whatever they want, and it'll be real, created this.

    • @patrioticcat5768
      @patrioticcat5768 2 года назад

      Actually I think it's because they been spoiled. You don't really see this in other groups where people are honest to the point of "bullying" like calling a fat person fat. Unless they actually don't give a fuck then I don't think they're the same kind of weird as these kids. Parents, you need to beat your fucking kids when they do stupid shit otherwise you get this. You think Jr is gonna dress and act like this if he know dad's gonna get the belt? Nope.

    • @Apudurangdinya
      @Apudurangdinya 2 года назад +1

      @@patrioticcat5768 or maybe this happened bc nobody loves them and doing these shit for attention

    • @ManuelCastro-se3xl
      @ManuelCastro-se3xl 2 года назад +3

      For the love of god please do

  • @ganglabesh
    @ganglabesh 3 года назад +146

    "i kind of live simply" *dresses up as a paper dog and looks like a human pom pom

    • @rottweilerfun9520
      @rottweilerfun9520 2 года назад

      She's going to get mauled at the dog park someday.

  • @jimmy_junk
    @jimmy_junk 2 года назад +12

    4:25 "i dont see myself as a human except for my body"
    Uhhh...im pretty sure the human body is quite a big part of being a human.

  • @fivedriedgrams
    @fivedriedgrams 2 года назад +6

    "His leopard side is based on a series of intense childhood traumas."

  • @uNhlanhlakaSithole
    @uNhlanhlakaSithole 3 года назад +413

    This is how I believe twilight wolves would be. Weird long haired people with no physical powers or paranormal abilities, just chasing swans in suburban parks

    • @totallyawesomesteph
      @totallyawesomesteph 3 года назад +46

      Chasing Bella Swans.

    • @melonie_peppers
      @melonie_peppers 3 года назад +14

      @@totallyawesomesteph noo please stop 😂😂😂😂🤚🤚😭

    • @uNhlanhlakaSithole
      @uNhlanhlakaSithole 3 года назад +5

      @@totallyawesomesteph barssss. Young Mula Babeeeyyyy

    • @richardsampiano1307
      @richardsampiano1307 3 года назад +3

      😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @sfr2107
      @sfr2107 3 года назад +2

      @@uNhlanhlakaSithole lmao

  • @Scoopski_Potato
    @Scoopski_Potato 3 года назад +188

    “I’m not saying I’m sadistic and want to tear small animals apart.”
    🤔🤔🤔

    • @Aioki.Germany
      @Aioki.Germany 3 года назад +3

      Lol, right

    • @ShartSydePhil
      @ShartSydePhil 3 года назад +11

      Sus

    • @mcqueenx75
      @mcqueenx75 3 года назад +3

      Well humans have been doing that for millennia and suddenly you're all shocked?

    • @danthefan28
      @danthefan28 3 года назад +2

      Well no one else was saying that either.

    • @Scoopski_Potato
      @Scoopski_Potato 3 года назад +2

      @@danthefan28 0:53

  • @OlliePawsitivePets
    @OlliePawsitivePets 3 года назад +574

    No matter how embarrassing my teenage years were at least I can always say I never thought I was a animal “trapped” in a human body.

    • @jeffduvall2279
      @jeffduvall2279 2 года назад +13

      I thought i was vampire for a little bit. I am no longer embarrassed now.

    • @OlliePawsitivePets
      @OlliePawsitivePets 2 года назад +12

      Jeff Duvall my parents always joked I’m a vampire as I’m super pale, don’t really go out in the sun and I’m not overly social. Does that count? 😂

    • @jeffduvall2279
      @jeffduvall2279 2 года назад +5

      I think so. We can start a brood

    • @zenny1359
      @zenny1359 2 года назад

      You are an animal. But you are only human. Not a furry.

    • @holymelon8011
      @holymelon8011 2 года назад +1

      I used to think I was evil in carnate becouse I was gay and was ashamed of it and hated myself x( I had a bad teen years

  • @cb3642
    @cb3642 2 года назад +17

    They're not just an ordinary wolf but magic wolf that can talk, wear clothes & watches

  • @johnholmesinchesahead342
    @johnholmesinchesahead342 2 года назад +9

    I'm impressed - most wolves don't wear watches.

    • @bigtechsucksass
      @bigtechsucksass 2 месяца назад

      😅😅😅😅 I loled so hard at this comment

  • @UnicornOfDepression
    @UnicornOfDepression 3 года назад +213

    Mental health is important. It's always okay to seek professional help. There are resources available, even if you are completely broke.

    • @bruggeman672
      @bruggeman672 3 года назад +10

      Depends where one lives and sadly in a capitalist world all too often socalled 'free' services are inferior or inadequate or entirely unregulated. If mental health were truly treated as important such would not be the case.

    • @spacepope-1
      @spacepope-1 2 года назад

      Yeah blame capitalism for your poor mental health 😂

    • @namizou3305
      @namizou3305 2 года назад +5

      @@spacepope-1 The point completely flew over your head. They weren't saying captialism is the cause of their mental health. They we're saying capatailism is the reason it's hard/unattainable to get help bc it is expensive.

    • @spacepope-1
      @spacepope-1 2 года назад

      @@namizou3305 right bud.

    • @Apudurangdinya
      @Apudurangdinya 2 года назад +8

      Nope, professional help isn't available everywhere, especially for broke people, they rather eat than talk to someone

  • @PlantNeptune
    @PlantNeptune 3 года назад +181

    WHEN SHE WAS CHASING THE PIGEONS OHMYGOD 😭

    • @uNhlanhlakaSithole
      @uNhlanhlakaSithole 3 года назад +12

      Absolute full speed

    • @chileshekateule1361
      @chileshekateule1361 2 года назад +4

      I even felt embarrassed like I was the one chasing them.🤦🏾‍♂️

    • @holymelon8011
      @holymelon8011 2 года назад

      Flee FLEE FROM ME I WILL EAT CHU🐱

    • @saraneel4968
      @saraneel4968 2 года назад +8

      I was pissed off for the pigeons just minding their own business trying to eat, while shitty humans bother them all the time

    • @NirajNair
      @NirajNair 2 года назад +2

      She's fixing her Daily Protein

  • @keatonscreations
    @keatonscreations 3 года назад +278

    I went into this thinking, “Okay, these people have mental illnesses. Be respectful, don’t laugh.” But seeing the girl chase the birds around the pond, I LOST it 😂

    • @fromthegamethrone
      @fromthegamethrone 2 года назад +11

      She was fucking booking it 🤣🤣

    • @keatonscreations
      @keatonscreations 2 года назад +8

      @@fromthegamethrone thank you so much for responding to me, I completely forgot about this video and went back and watched that part again, she was hauling ass 🤣🤣🤣

    • @fromthegamethrone
      @fromthegamethrone 2 года назад +5

      @@keatonscreations I love it when that happens

    • @the_once-and-future_king.
      @the_once-and-future_king. 2 года назад

      I want to see her facing off against a Canada goose...

    • @MOO67204
      @MOO67204 Год назад +3

      I used to think I was a wolf - but I'm OK NOWOOOOOOOOOOWOOOOOO

  • @xavierdraco33
    @xavierdraco33 Год назад +7

    Introduce them to some wolves, in the wild. Alone. At night.

  • @ponurymike3612
    @ponurymike3612 2 года назад +6

    Funny how none of them feel like a tapeworm, a cockroach or a pigeon. It always has to be something cool. It always has to be a wolf, a leopard, a dog, a horse or a bear. No one ever is a blob fish trapped in a human body.

  • @jakeherter
    @jakeherter 2 года назад +103

    "You just put on a paper dog suit and walk around town that's not highly productive" was not something I was expecting to ever hear in my entire life.

    • @monicapyle
      @monicapyle 2 года назад

      😂

    • @k__d28
      @k__d28 Год назад +2

      All fun and games till a real dog tries to mate with them 😂

  • @jessehenderson2967
    @jessehenderson2967 3 года назад +82

    When I was 16, i work part time at a Taco Bell. The managers claimed to have animals forms and being a naive young kid i enthusiastically asked them to show me how to transform.
    Cut to 11 pm after the store closed and those idiots pranced around the parking lot growling and howling.
    I laughed internally and never talked about it again with those lunatics.

  • @artisanaltoast9085
    @artisanaltoast9085 3 года назад +143

    The pony people seem to be just people in costumes roleplaying instead of people who actually believe they are partially/spiritually a horse like some of the others in this video, and ngl I’m not sure if that’s better or worse

    • @patrioticcat5768
      @patrioticcat5768 2 года назад

      The animal people do it because of mental illness. The role play people do it out of kink. I'm guessing because most of the time this shit arouses people. Where the furrys keep talking about wanting friends.

    • @cadoo5591
      @cadoo5591 2 года назад +22

      Seemed a little kinky to me

    • @arakano
      @arakano 2 года назад +18

      @@cadoo5591 *a lot kinky

    • @michaels2855
      @michaels2855 2 года назад +4

      Cringy af

    • @SnicketMcGidgette
      @SnicketMcGidgette 2 года назад +8

      That's kink related

  • @tristanbabineau1532
    @tristanbabineau1532 2 года назад +6

    I can also just imagine any one of these people encountering a wolf would be shitting bricks.

  • @blueischiii1575
    @blueischiii1575 Год назад +7

    9:44 That’s straight up horror movie music.

  • @ItsAidanJames
    @ItsAidanJames 3 года назад +407

    It's psychologically fascinating, this stuff. A lot of claims at being happier, but they're in a constant state of longing. A lot of "I've always had these mannerisms," but they're all very clearly practiced and cultivated behaviors. And not once have I ever seen someone claim they're a not-cool animal like a platypus. Also a lot of romanticized views on the behaviors of wild animals. Some even seem to have pretended certain aspects for so long that they've started believing their own imagined memory. But then you also occasionally get a peek where it's written all over their face that they don't believe what they're saying. Also have to wonder how far some will go if they live it long enough. I assume the urge is to continually become more animal-like. Where does that psychologically end? At eating live prey?
    I hope they are happy or find happiness though. They don't seem to be hurting anyone.

    • @RaideN-GTS
      @RaideN-GTS 3 года назад +4

      Ye

    • @Stoogis
      @Stoogis 3 года назад +40

      Only themselves, it can't be healthy mentally living in a delusion like that for so long.
      It's as if they refuse to grow up and shut out the responsibility of being an adult as most seem mid to late teens into early twenties.

    • @TheQueenofMaggots
      @TheQueenofMaggots 3 года назад +24

      the guy who said he doesnt hurt small animals is def hurting something

    • @Stoogis
      @Stoogis 3 года назад +13

      @@TheQueenofMaggots is probably happening, was a strange thing to mention if he didn't actually do that.

    • @solisinvictus4238
      @solisinvictus4238 3 года назад +17

      Exactly! They're not hurting anyone. I can think of a lot lot worse ways to "not contribute to society" also, it kills me seeing people say that "this is the beginig of the fall of humanity WoOooOoo!" This is nothing new dudes... humans have been strange since the beginning. And people have been longing to "go back to monkey" in various ways for a while

  • @alcatraz1018
    @alcatraz1018 3 года назад +59

    I wasn't ready for the "pony" one and I am still not ready to comprehend what I just saw.

  • @cysecgnz
    @cysecgnz 2 года назад +98

    I’ve been super depressed and feel something is very wrong with me mentally, but after watching this video, I now know…I’m doing pretty damn awesome.

    • @TheSatyr53
      @TheSatyr53 Год назад +7

      I'm also fucked up but after watching this video I'm still fucked up

    • @nadiabadiatadia
      @nadiabadiatadia Год назад +3

      i hope that a year later, you are doing a bit better :)

    • @Isthisjoebiden
      @Isthisjoebiden Год назад

      I got diagnosed with adhd this year, life changing when you know somethings wrong, but not what

  • @YouOnlyIiveTwice
    @YouOnlyIiveTwice 2 года назад +8

    Humanity has come a long way from chariot racing in the Coliseum to 6:05. What a time to be alive...

  • @DoctaMothnips
    @DoctaMothnips Год назад +11

    I couldn't stop not laughing. This was hilarious 😂 And that pony show...Seriously!!🤣

  • @courtneytidwell691
    @courtneytidwell691 3 года назад +185

    I think the vast majority of these people are using animals as a part of escapism. Animals lives seem simple compared to the struggles of humans. Though I have to say, I love that the animals that they choose to be are “beautiful” animals. No One identifies as a naked mole rat or a corn snake.

    • @thomasherzog86
      @thomasherzog86 3 года назад +24

      it seems to be a rather exclusive group of animals that are commonly pictured as galant and noble by media. no apes, no birds, no fish. mostly canines or horses.

    • @-CloClo-
      @-CloClo- 3 года назад +9

      They obviously never seen those wildlife documentaries

    • @solisinvictus4238
      @solisinvictus4238 3 года назад +9

      Exactly it is a form of escapism like any live action role play. Also there is a scaly community in which snakes are a thing.

    • @solisinvictus4238
      @solisinvictus4238 3 года назад +3

      @@thomasherzog86 yes there is bird-kin. This is but a short video with only selected videos. There's all kinds of kin

    • @solisinvictus4238
      @solisinvictus4238 3 года назад +1

      @@thomasherzog86 LOL you must have written this before watching the whole video there are horses in this video

  • @brisingerfaelorn
    @brisingerfaelorn 3 года назад +43

    "Unless I have delusions..."
    "Gonna have to stop right there..."

  • @BojackHex
    @BojackHex 3 года назад +108

    Why's it almost always dogs? Wolves specifically?

    • @EarlyMist
      @EarlyMist 3 года назад +31

      Yeah man...why is it never a Salamander? Or a Dugong? Or a Sloth? Why is there no Sloth-Kin?

    • @BojackHex
      @BojackHex 3 года назад +16

      @@EarlyMist THESE are the questions we need to be asking, here!

    • @mickk8519
      @mickk8519 3 года назад +16

      Because they are sad, mentally challenged losers and need to feel special, and they pick a strong animal that's the opposite to their weak selves.
      Although the horse thing more sado masochistic.

    • @stingersplash
      @stingersplash 3 года назад +21

      @@EarlyMist I definitely feel like a sloth. Because I just can't be arsed doing stuff.

    • @highpineapple
      @highpineapple 3 года назад +4

      @@mickk8519 That's exactly what it is. Just a bunch of snowflakes who wanna feel special.

  • @charlesoxy
    @charlesoxy 3 месяца назад +3

    "youre 48...and a virgin....". Dude sitting with doggie ear pig tails: yep
    *Pours whiskey in coffee

  • @upperlaurel
    @upperlaurel Год назад +7

    You guys make me feel like I was pretty cool in High School.

    • @LearnYourAnimal
      @LearnYourAnimal 4 месяца назад

      Umm I'm a therian so I non psychically identify as an animal :3

    • @myredpencil
      @myredpencil 4 месяца назад

      @@LearnYourAnimal Good dog, go lay down.

    • @LearnYourAnimal
      @LearnYourAnimal 4 месяца назад

      @@myredpencil I'm a fox 😭😭

  • @awkwardboy
    @awkwardboy 3 года назад +52

    It's not a Chodmumch video if you don't say "no!" at least once.

  • @mpumelelogumede6557
    @mpumelelogumede6557 3 года назад +154

    That guy on Dr Phil actually eats dog food in a dog bowl, he must sincerely believe it.

    • @stop_the_cat
      @stop_the_cat 3 года назад +29

      Delusion knows no bounds. People will do extreme things to be a lazy unproductive piece is shit.

    • @brisingerfaelorn
      @brisingerfaelorn 3 года назад +20

      Genuinely thought it was a woman.

    • @Aioki.Germany
      @Aioki.Germany 3 года назад +10

      @@brisingerfaelorn I thought it was a woman ,also

    • @mpumelelogumede6557
      @mpumelelogumede6557 3 года назад +2

      @@coreycleven8414 LOL! Could this be all about public attention? No way!

    • @Jeeettttttt
      @Jeeettttttt 3 года назад +3

      It was a GUY? 😐

  • @DreamwalkerFilms
    @DreamwalkerFilms 3 года назад +63

    Love and respect for animals = great and healthy
    A spiritual connection with animals = totally normal and revered in most older cultures
    Everything in this video = not even close to either

    • @seanhuds7351
      @seanhuds7351 2 года назад +6

      That's possibly the greatest summing up of this insanity fest.

  • @clarkyrock187-
    @clarkyrock187- Год назад +4

    Each day I turn jump online, I look up & agree it's time for the 6th mass extinction level event. Great Architect, God, Watchers/Aliens... Whoever, let if off the chain as it's time for a restart...

  • @Somebodyelse141
    @Somebodyelse141 2 года назад +3

    In defense of the pony people, they don't actually think they're horses

  • @matics2808
    @matics2808 3 года назад +46

    Holy fuck, my heart was starting to actually hurt from the strength of the cringe.

    • @vincrobinso2331
      @vincrobinso2331 3 года назад +4

      probably falling in love....

    • @prsleepy1152
      @prsleepy1152 3 года назад +3

      It was the horses for me lol

    • @kuukivi
      @kuukivi 2 года назад +3

      @@prsleepy1152 Yeah the horses... Oh man, can't unsee this sh"t anymore. Let's go Brandon!

  • @johnhowell5295
    @johnhowell5295 3 года назад +29

    Dude said " if im delusional " ummm ya he said it all

  • @Lucky7tattooNettahoe
    @Lucky7tattooNettahoe 3 года назад +81

    Woke up with the "Fall Blues", feeling depressed and tired. Then I watched this masterpiece from CM. And now i remember my life is totally good!

    • @e4r0r4
      @e4r0r4 3 года назад +1

      Now you can tattoo and pierce unmentionables and inhale all those bodily smells, with a grin.

    • @Lucky7tattooNettahoe
      @Lucky7tattooNettahoe 3 года назад +1

      @@e4r0r4 ewh, yuck 🤢 I am the owner. So thankfully I don't have to do anything of the sort. Cheers!

    • @e4r0r4
      @e4r0r4 3 года назад +1

      @@Lucky7tattooNettahoe Looool you are welcome.

    • @badmash5190
      @badmash5190 3 года назад +1

      What colour is your tongue bro.

    • @kathybee3151
      @kathybee3151 3 года назад +2

      And you don't have fleas. 👍👍
      Well, I HOPE you don't have fleas. 😁😁😁

  • @InDeath
    @InDeath Год назад +2

    I spiritually identify as a maggot. Most of the time I'm pretty normal, but sometimes I just want to wriggle around on the floor looking for shit to eat. I get naked and lather myself with Vaseline to connect more with my spiritual maggot self.
    oof

  • @JosefHerrenhäusermann
    @JosefHerrenhäusermann 3 месяца назад +3

    This is truly sad that these people aren’t getting the mental health treatment they need. It seems funny on the outside, but these are truly people who need help.

  • @AstrophelTDeath
    @AstrophelTDeath 3 года назад +30

    "Unless im completely delusional" Might be the understatement of the century.

  • @theloudintrovert2328
    @theloudintrovert2328 2 года назад +34

    I remember when I was 5, I used to watch American Dragon, and I felt that would be cool right? Being able to turn into an animal. I used to imagine myself as a wolf man. You see the two key differences between myself and everyone in this video:
    1. I was a kid.
    2. I grew out of it.
    I genuinely feel bad for these people, because it feels like they're stuck in that mental head space I was in 15 years ago.
    That one dude, Coyote, he almost acknowledged he was delusional, I was saying to myself "yes nigga, you really are delusional" . I wish he came to terms with it. I hope these people find help.

    • @rome5628
      @rome5628 Год назад

      Why the n word?

    • @theloudintrovert2328
      @theloudintrovert2328 Год назад +1

      @@rome5628 um.. I don't know how to answer this. Wait, do you think I'm white?

  • @ndukweuduma3955
    @ndukweuduma3955 3 года назад +67

    Wow!!! This really ruined my whole day. I LOVE IT!!!! 😭😭😭

    • @timhelbing9059
      @timhelbing9059 2 года назад

      Oh shit theres a Coyote or smth...
      Anyway i started blasting officer. XD

  • @jkb2016
    @jkb2016 Год назад +2

    Occasionally, I identify as a contentious person in the body of a wimp.

  • @raptorptb5226
    @raptorptb5226 2 года назад +1

    The first one: She was manipulated and misrepresented

  • @-CloClo-
    @-CloClo- 3 года назад +150

    So basically, furries.
    Also, the horse people are definitely BDSM.

    • @ItsAidanJames
      @ItsAidanJames 3 года назад +17

      That's from a documentary I saw forever ago and the answer is: holy shit, yes.

    • @vampirez921
      @vampirez921 3 года назад +14

      Not really, they're otherkins. I can see how furries can be grouped up with otherkins because they are a bit similar. The difference being furries don't claim to be an animal in a human body, meanwhile otherkins do.

    • @DreamwalkerFilms
      @DreamwalkerFilms 3 года назад +14

      @@vampirez921 Well I'll never make that freaking mistake again

    • @leeriches8841
      @leeriches8841 3 года назад +1

      Absolutely. At the end of their sports day they have a mass orgy.

    • @sanfordrussell8549
      @sanfordrussell8549 3 года назад +6

      @@vampirez921
      Still furries lmao

  • @maridelatte6824
    @maridelatte6824 3 года назад +40

    They are too in depth with their spiritual animal😂😂

    • @c.f.pedraza4057
      @c.f.pedraza4057 2 года назад +1

      Lmfao, I never thought of that. I believe this animal behavior is their way of escaping, actual everyday human life.

  • @Sahiyena11
    @Sahiyena11 3 года назад +110

    Have you noticed how literally all these guys have a certain look and vibe about them? What is the deal with them all looking like that neighbor kid that your mom wanted you to invite to play but they smelled like milk and their teeth looked like someone smashed a piano and tried putting the keys back wrong?

    • @rachelkania5833
      @rachelkania5833 3 года назад +11

      This comment hahaha 🤣 it’s so true! This made me laugh lol thank you good sir ☺️

    • @BlackestEyes709
      @BlackestEyes709 3 года назад +7

      Yeah cringey outcasts

    • @xminusone1
      @xminusone1 3 года назад

      This

    • @karnerblue7658
      @karnerblue7658 3 года назад +4

      That’s because they’re the rejects of society. The guys who can’t get laid and the girls who’ve never been on a date. They want to belong to something so bad that they come up with this stupid shit.

    • @leeriches8841
      @leeriches8841 3 года назад +11

      They usually have haircuts done at home and bright neon hair with anime profile pictures.

  • @moysauce788
    @moysauce788 2 года назад +1

    What gets me in the first clip is that the makeup comes on once the tail and ears come on LOL because we all know wolves need their lipstick and eyeshadow

  • @gravityslave6277
    @gravityslave6277 2 года назад +1

    If the Apocalypse ever comes, these will be the people I hunt and sell to marauders and bandits for ammunition and food.

  • @montanamike7948
    @montanamike7948 3 года назад +16

    The guy that howels at the camera, yeah my husky 100% does not approve. She didn't even perk her ears.

  • @kujju18
    @kujju18 3 года назад +14

    Ok I’m impressed by the wolf howl at 9:00 mark. I’ve been laughing at the rest of everything but he kinda surprised me the most. Kinda cool since he does the animatronic stuff as well for a living.

  • @ganglabesh
    @ganglabesh 3 года назад +8

    i study bigfoot, i am part bigfoot, i identify as mansquatch

  • @byrondavis9454
    @byrondavis9454 2 года назад +1

    4:44 its like Michael Scott trying to justify sleeping at the foot of Jans bed lol🤣

  • @KevsEpisode
    @KevsEpisode Год назад +1

    My brain keep on screaming mentality I'll. But my eyes deceiving me to laugh.

  • @desertweasel6965
    @desertweasel6965 3 года назад +7

    Imagine your supervisor or boss going home and crawling into a dog.cage and going to sleep.

  • @LeechUFC
    @LeechUFC 2 года назад +54

    The one thing they share in common is that they are all identifying with animals completely opposite from who they are as humans. All fragile, frail, and weak minded people “identifying” as the strongest, most cunning and fierce predators. It’s almost like they’re trying to compensate for the fact that they are none of those things and want to somehow show the world they are courageous and brave with whatever this is

    • @ratzcorpse
      @ratzcorpse Год назад

      They know they are humans physically sis 😍

  • @jobrown95
    @jobrown95 3 года назад +19

    Animal identities aside, what the hell are THIRD-PARTY DREAMS?
    Did they mean they could see their wolf self in someone else’s dreams??? Because if that’s the case, I have several questions

    • @nap6193
      @nap6193 3 года назад +4

      Probably meant 3rd person, I’m not gonna assume anything about what these people could ever mean though.

  • @matthewk-nt7iw
    @matthewk-nt7iw 5 месяцев назад +1

    Is the leopard dude wearing a door stop as a tail lmao?! 😂

  • @GradKat
    @GradKat 2 года назад +1

    The pony thing looks like some kind of bondage party.

  • @shamoblamo9625
    @shamoblamo9625 3 года назад +8

    "Its not that I want to go out and rip apart small animals" Okkk buddy

  • @jonny5777
    @jonny5777 3 года назад +12

    “Unless I’m completely delusional…” you hit the nail on the head buddy

  • @brisingerfaelorn
    @brisingerfaelorn 3 года назад +12

    So that dude spends his time in a cage...as a Dalmatian...with puppy pads...wtf is wrong with people?!

  • @sherodbrown3961
    @sherodbrown3961 Год назад +2

    And people wanna call me weird for having a foot fetish…

  • @ethandoyle4522
    @ethandoyle4522 Год назад +3

    9:58 I feel incredibly uncomfortable

  • @marcjacques2261
    @marcjacques2261 3 года назад +8

    I have a weird "memory" of being a mouse and wanting to reincarnate as a human so i ran under a tire of a vehicle.

  • @OlliePawsitivePets
    @OlliePawsitivePets 3 года назад +21

    The pony one makes me want to take a shower. I feel like I’ve seen something I shouldn’t be witnessing

  • @cardiganjackstriggerhappy43
    @cardiganjackstriggerhappy43 3 года назад +12

    I identify as a wolf...I bet every penny he wouldn't go around sum real wolves with that sh!t

  • @SoundOfOceanBlue
    @SoundOfOceanBlue Год назад +1

    Wolves and coyotes ok but pony play is a whole new bdsm show 🤣

  • @spaceman5734
    @spaceman5734 2 года назад +1

    Sometimes i think im an ice cream scoop.

  • @Angel-ct1gk
    @Angel-ct1gk 3 года назад +12

    even on youtube, i can never escape that damn deer twitch mod

  • @les_5184
    @les_5184 3 года назад +12

    It's kinda strange seeing a "leopard" hanging out at a park that I go to often (in Buffalo) and sure it's a little weird but I say as long as they're enjoying themselves and not hurting anyone, who cares! Live your best animal life!

  • @joyskov6048
    @joyskov6048 3 года назад +8

    Oh the decapitation of that dog that one time? Oh man, so silly, that was blown WAY out of proportion, it was just a misunderstanding or sorts.

  • @rico879
    @rico879 Год назад +2

    🤣Thank you Chodmunch, I had an awful week full of challenges, personal and professional. This picked me up!

  • @Happy-Honkey
    @Happy-Honkey 2 года назад +1

    This should be titled “ A special kind of stupid”

  • @CamCrouch04VA
    @CamCrouch04VA 3 года назад +13

    I remember back in the 5th grade, we had to do a report on any animal of our choosing. I did a report on lynxes (got an A+ btw). Cool animals. Never turned into a werelynx though, which is fine by me. I’m not a fan of getting murked by foxes and wolves.

  • @deversftw1160
    @deversftw1160 3 года назад +8

    Before they were furries....

  • @JackFrostIsHere
    @JackFrostIsHere 3 года назад +10

    *If he's an African leopard, why is he running and jumping around on two legs and not on four? Despite how much these simpletons claim to be of another species, they just can't let go of the characteristics of their original self, a solid proof of how much internal damage been caused to their headquarters (🧠) that urgently require to be tended by people of expertise*

  • @kellymckay1750
    @kellymckay1750 Год назад +1

    Freud would have a field day with these "people".

  • @tanawilliams7498
    @tanawilliams7498 2 года назад +2

    When I was a kid there were times that I was a horse, walking trotting and running just like a a horse. But even then I don't think I ever actually thought I was a horse.

  • @thenekozombie4316
    @thenekozombie4316 3 года назад +9

    Honestly, I want to see a compilation of people who think they’re vampires as much as these people believe they’re animals

  • @sunless
    @sunless 3 года назад +7

    4:36 Tom is probably trolling and has a legend status between his buddies I feel like

  • @ThePrufessa
    @ThePrufessa 3 года назад +10

    I wonder if that leopard that lives on an island by himself will be included

  • @WarHawk90000
    @WarHawk90000 Год назад +3

    And I thought my life was a mess. I don't know if I should have pity for them or laugh uncontrollably.

    • @bkkersey93
      @bkkersey93 Год назад

      I'm shaking my head AND laughing uncontrollably

  • @Spalato
    @Spalato 2 года назад +1

    A wolf, a raccoon and a leopard walk into a bar...

  • @maliszwska
    @maliszwska 3 года назад +80

    As long as they don’t do harm to anybody else, they can be whatever they want

    • @uNhlanhlakaSithole
      @uNhlanhlakaSithole 3 года назад +9

      Facts.

    • @solisinvictus4238
      @solisinvictus4238 3 года назад +19

      Wholeheartedly agree. They always say that we're free.... as soon as someone wants to express themselves, folks say "no no not that way you can't be free that way, only in a way that I understand!" Anyway nobody can stop them either way. None of my business. Still fun to watch though lol

    • @Joe_334
      @Joe_334 2 года назад +1

      Yes, but I am not sure if the Inuzuka clan would even claim them, lol.

    • @dcc-randomstorieswithmel7424
      @dcc-randomstorieswithmel7424 2 года назад

      They do harm to my mental health and those around them,stop this rubbish.
      That’s why we have people going haywire,this mentality needs to stop

    • @WitheringZealot
      @WitheringZealot 2 года назад

      Including a pedophile. Just kidding but you see how fkking stupid you sound right? Dont let them be; fix them

  • @declamatory
    @declamatory 3 года назад +11

    This shows us one of the issues of being independently wealthy.

  • @CleoPhoenixRT
    @CleoPhoenixRT 3 года назад +31

    The dog guy makes dogs happy and he isn't hurting anyone....ohp...ok he's eating pedigree out of a dog bowl, I'm out.

    • @leeriches8841
      @leeriches8841 3 года назад +6

      He makes dogs happy? The dogs were staying 12 foot away from him and looking pretty scared.

  • @kazzy5835
    @kazzy5835 2 года назад +1

    Once it's hunting season, they better start running on all 4's like an animal.

  • @SnarkyRC
    @SnarkyRC Год назад +1

    I identify as an Apache Helicopter

  • @RichieTrashmouthTozier
    @RichieTrashmouthTozier 2 года назад +4

    Imagine you're at the park taking a relaxing stroll and you come across adults pretending to be horses

  • @LuckyLu602
    @LuckyLu602 3 года назад +50

    I was going to say something funny or clever but I decided to just say good for these people. They found something that makes them happy & their lifestyle doesn’t affect me in any way, shape, or form so why should I be judgmental?

    • @marquesburman1380
      @marquesburman1380 3 года назад +3

      I’m not bothered by none of this

    • @lanorab.8591
      @lanorab.8591 3 года назад +1

      That’s very true!

    • @ItsAidanJames
      @ItsAidanJames 3 года назад +6

      Kind of seems like they're giving themselves more frustration because it's not an obtainable form for them. They're in a constant state of longing.

    • @didjargo
      @didjargo 2 года назад +4

      @@ItsAidanJames agreed, if left to their own devises, they may go to more extreme measures to try and become the animal they identify with. Including spending millions of dollars on drastic body modifications. Like those people with body dismorphia who constantly have surgery to get bigger boobs or puffer lips. No matter what they do, they'll never achieve what they long for and will drag themselves away from having a productive healthy life.

    • @Justaguy_21
      @Justaguy_21 2 года назад +1

      I mean it’s not harmful, but they can be relying on others to support them all the time just so they can run around in the woods claiming to be wolves and stuff.

  • @Scotty916
    @Scotty916 3 года назад +7

    “Unless I’m completely delusional…”. You are definitely delusional.

  • @huzsh1845
    @huzsh1845 2 года назад +1

    6:38 Man....I can't stop laughing at this still image hahahah Wtf is this guy thinking? It's like the BTK killer decided to have an even weirder fetish hahahah