It is as stealthy as a tree falling in the woods, because there is nothing to hear it for an entire mountain range's radius and several dozen feet bellow the ground lol Yes, it is stealthy the whole time before that too but once those doors are open, it doesn't need to be that stealthy on the return trip lol.
What I've learned from this channel is that Uncle Sam has way too many ways to unexist terrain. - B2 You're-about-to-be-a-Spirit - Field obliterating artillery - The nightmare that is the Mark 19 - And of course, the mother***ing Iowa class.
I can't remember if it was the Fat Electrician who said it or a comment on one of his videos, but when he was talking about the CWIS 20mm cannon he called it "R2D2 with a murder boner"
There was NACA, now it's NASA, then we got the Air Force, and now we also have Space Force. But before we got the Space Force, before the Air Force, before NASA, NACA was supposed to do a secret mission, Project A119, detonate a massive hydrogen bomb on our only natural satellite as a display of force. Voyager 1 and Voyager 2 have gone quite far in our solar system. If Big Brother wanted to, they might currently be able to do similar levels of terra-forming in nearby planets.
I used to live out in the country in Indiana and like 25-30 miles north is an airbase that has a B2 that they fly down for the Indy 500. One day, the day before the Indy 500 when you do a practice flight to make sure everything is working before the big day, I was out in the yard playing and just goofing off, when all of a sudden there was a shadow and a slight hum. I looked up just in time to see the B2 right over head. AT LIKE 50 FEET! The pilot had to have seen me all alone out there, and specifically turned it around over me as a surprise. IT WAS ONE OF THE MOST SCARY AWESOME THINGS I HAVE EVER ENCOUNTERED! I literally did not notice it until it blocked out the sun over me.
Soldier: sir, the enemies are hiding in the mountains.. Uncle Sam: Easy, MOP them all up.. Soldier: You mean sweep and clear? Uncle Sam: 😏 Soldier: Sweep and clear, right??
It's the flying boomerang, toss it anywhere and it always comes back. It will also add a. It more notes to add to the Geneva convention, and take a few mountains with it. But it always returns, silently. A true. It's the Spirit of liberty
The Hill Air force base museum has a SR-71 and F-117 next to each other. It says something when a stealth bomber is the second coolest thing in the room.
My great grandmother was a secretary on the White Sands base in New Mexico when the b52 was new and was the very first civilian allowed to see it and enter inside of it.
This is the most glorious way i have every recieved information on one of the few things i didnt know much about military wise! I love you and you content!!!
I saw one one day. I was driving the old 5000 ford back to our home farm, and got this eerie feeling and looked up, and stopped the tractor to gawk at a B2 just flying as low and slow as it pleased. Sat there and watched it till it got at a angel I actually couldn't see it anymore. I should have been able to see it but I guess the shape of it does lend to it being hard to spot when flying away from something. To this day I still bet the pilots where only that low to scare the shit out of any farmers out that day.
I got to see one back in 2010. I was in the scouts from a little town just outside of Boston, and we were asked to participate in the opening ceremony for the Winter Classic at Fenway. If you watch the video, you will see two long banners held parallel to the sides of the hockey rink. On the one closest to the camera (in this video, at 0:19: ruclips.net/video/qtOgI464YdQ/видео.html ); there is a distinctly child looking silhouette helping hold it. That was my brother, with me next him on the corner of the banner. Anywho, the flyover for the anthem was a B2 out of Hanscom Airforce Base. Was so cool to me, cause at the time, I had a poster of the B2 on my wall. I loved the damn thing back then.
Possibly, alternatively, are there any radar installations near you? Its not completely invisible, just as close as lowest bid engineering could make it. If it gets close enough to an installation it's probably still show up, but if you're flying low enough the dish cant draw line of sigh to you without mother earth's wrinkles, err, sorry, hills, blocking it you can still avoid showing up. Mighta been training new pilots how to do that and hug the ground.
Good god, between "drag a mountain down with you" and "even the car warranty people" I nearly died laughing. One of these days you should get around to Nimitz class carriers. Biggest, fastest, scariest hospital/cafeteria/mobile power grid/unhealthcare provider on earth.
I was on Guam when that one went down; I noticed the smell first. And ALSO, they are freaking EERIE to see flying; they make NO NOISE until they're right on top of you, and then it's just a weird high-pitched whine; like the tinnitus tone, but higher.
Oh, I can give you lots of reasons. One is to understand the people on your side. Another is to understand the people not on your side. Another is to educate yourself about America's military might and history. Another would be to familiarize yourself with the men and women who actually put their bodies between us and the bad guys. Then you could also look at a psychological examination. Inferences. Or maybe even warnings about upcoming unhealthy events. If you can't figure out how to turn this into a business expense, should you really be in business?
My greatest regret in life is that during a three and a half hour firefight, a double dose of brrrrrrrt from my buddy the Warthog finally chased the baddies away because I found out after the fact that this guy had shown up with 2000 lb hate grenades addressed directly to them. In hindsite I was close enough the shockwave would have liquidated my insides so maybe it's a good idea they ran?
So I have serious allergies that start acting up around March... I started bootcamp on February 15th. So I could no longer breathe through my nose after about a month and had to breathe through my mouth... I got my ass kicked for that plenty. 2nd Phase comes and we get to the gas chamber and my Platoon got obliterated, recruits crying, gagging, throwing up, with snot everywhere... except ME! I am laughing my ass off because for the first time in forever I could BREATHE! The CS basically burned my sinus cavity and I was so effin grateful!!! I didn't have sinus problems for the next 20 years. SEMPER FI!!!
I just wanted to say thank you for the free serotonin. I spent three tours in Iraq as a corpsman so I appreciate your videos. You speak what I miss from my time on active duty. Keep it up man.
I'll never forget the first time I saw a B-2. I was training in a Cessna 172, flying over Truman Lake in Missouri when Whiteman AFB approach ATC calls me up, giving me a traffic advisory of a B-2 at my 12 O'Clock, 10 miles, opposite direction and 1,000 feet above me. Not skipping a beat, I hear him callout my position to the B-2. "Death 1-2, traffic 12 O'clock, 8 miles, opposite direction, 1,000 feet below, Cessna 172." ITS FUCKING CALLSIGN WAS "DEATH". A few short seconds later, I see the unmistakable shape of a Death Dorito pass 1,000 feet directly above me. The thing did not look real, and I was in a simultaneous state of awe and sheer fucking terror the entire time. This was not my first in-air encounter with the Spirit, but easily my most memorable.
Lol built from the molecule up to plant warheads on warheads the flavor of the sun, dragging the mountain down with you, so far down the extended warranty people can’t find you. You really found your groove with this one
Since I haven't seen anyone make this request I would love to see one on the M50 ontos( literally ancient Greek for "thing") from the Vietnam War and used by the Marines with hilariously successful results.
@@el_omegous_boungous I try to respond to you twice but RUclips doesn't like links and keeps deleting the comment but all articles or sources on the vehicle all mention the translation being "thing" or "the thing" so maybe a mistranslation during its design process and the name just stuck
@@josephg6863 yep.... That's youtube for you but yeah idk if you're talking about ancient Greek because fuck that shit but in modern Greek όν is creature/thing but όντως is really
@@josephg6863 well youre probably right because I haven't heard something like this on a day-to-day basis (I'll check it out and I'll tell you if the sources are legit)
Awesome as always, brother! Thank you for keeping us all so entertained and informed! Ps - recruiters better give you a medal or award or something... :p
Just found your channel... the amount of wit and comedy is unparalleled. I was in the army not the airforce but damn... nice work sir I laughed my ass off at your delivery as well as remembered how glad I am to have it on our team
To me the most terrifying thing about the B-2 is not the fact you can't ever find it on radar, it's how much noise it makes while in flight. I went to a air show where they had a B-2 do a fly-over and I could not hear it over people talking normally.
So... think about this... the venerable B-17 could carry 6000 lbs of bad day, with an accuracy of around 30% falling within 1000 feet of the target. THIS monster will carry the load of TEN Memphis Belles, you'll never see it coming, and they can pick whether they want it to fly up your left or right nostril.
Each B2 has their own hardened hangers to take care of them. Air conditioning and Furnace included. So my brother in law, after 10 years on B52s turning wrenches in subzero temperatures, learned to love the B2s as he never had to turn a wrench outside again unless he wanted to.
Note to self: Don't try to light your cigarette while watching the Fat Electrician. Also Not to self: If you need to remove nose hairs with your zippo, Light your cigarette while watching the Fat Electrician....😕 (Laughed my ass off !! Love your work my man!!)
It has been reported that for long missions, the pilots take turns resting. So they went to Wally World and bought a flip down foam mattress thing. IT HAS A COUCH! So that the pilots will be all rested and alert when they delete you.
My uncle's job in the chair force was refueling aircrafts during flight and did on Air Force 1 once and was given a secret service money clip that he gave me and you Rock sir
My grandma lived just south of whiteman AFB where they are stationed. We often heard them, they are very loud, the only issue is that by the time we heard them they were long gone. A few times we were able to see them flying over. Super cool.
Forgot about that time north Korea was getting uppity and we had three of them fly over Pyongyang then bragged about it after to prove a point, and when they didn't believe us we sent them the bomb sight recordings
The B-2 is basically a version of the offices janitors made a way to start a rebellion against all of us office workers making a mess and saying,”Hey you see this whole 15 area code section where this building is,yeah lets just go and atomize it while eating a Taco Bell Doritos Locos Taco and drinking miller lites”
I forgot where I heard this from, but one bomber was doing an operation with a f-15 escort far from the B2 over in the middle east. The country they were over noticed the F-15s and scrambled a single fighter, by the time they could intercept the f-15s, they had second thoughts and ran away. But when the aircraft decided to turn away it was +2,000 ft below the B2 and had no idea that the B2 was directly above it. That's just insane to think that his best bet to see the B2 was to visually look up for a black Dorito, than to trust his radar technology probably developed by millions of dollars.
To prove that even the Japanese understand what the B-2/MOP combo can do, they had to invent a new power for Godzilla when in Shin Godzilla, the US sent two B-2's with 2 MOPs each to deal with Godzilla in the middle of Tokyo. Yes, the USAF dropped these on Godzilla, and hit him with both.
Yessssssssssssss Fat Electrician loooool the flavour of the sun and the innocent mountain this is great dude love it hope your well and everybody at home. Can't wait for next one quack bang out 👊👊
The reason I love America is because of the simple fact that every time I watch your channel I learn at least 30 new analogies of how to describe our unhealthcare system and the definition of “see that there? I want even it’s atoms atoms gone”
I could only imagine a look on the cops face when he/she pulled over a trucker that is hauling that 30,000 pound bomb on public roads to get to the base to put that on to the plane 😂
@@the_fat_electrician not the b-2 spirit. The f-22 has the radar signature the size of a bumble bee but due to the b-2 not just redirecting radar signals but also absorbing them it has not been seen. Even if it was by the time it would be seen either it would have destroyed its target and left or you were the target and it would be far too late.
@@the_fat_electrician ruclips.net/video/VavSuj-sx6c/видео.html&ab_channel=Curiosityneverkillsthecat here is a decent documentary on the B-2 but yeah if you see this plane as an enemy it will likely be visual contact before it is ever seen on radar.
so it's a stealthy spicy Dorito with 30000-pound spicy burritos, this is the definition of "see that mountain...I don't want to"
The Stealthy spicy dorito is the big brother of the smol spicy dorito that shoots down planes known as the F-14.
Ij.nmm
What mountain?
You mean the f114 right that was used for leveling buildings as well as other night strike ops that was the original dorito besides germanies ho 229.
2 30000 pound spicy burritos.
"It can fly for so long that it's playing 'the metric system is lava'... and winning" Gold sir. Just pure gold xD
thank you thank you!
@@the_fat_electrician the best American comedy I've ever seen in my life. And I feel like your not even trying to be funny
"Even the extended car warranty people" I just choked on my whiskey 😂😂
LOL
Best comment!
FCC cc. C CC c c
I missed it the first time because I was choking after 'baloney mountain breeze.'
@@Chris-ji4iuYeah that shit was hilarious!
This guy is just the best “teach me about freedom in 5 minutes or less”
While also insulting my continent for using the metric system. Yet i still manage to find great respect for him.
@@thecringeinspector5636 same. just love the video.
I'm sure he could teach you it in just 6 words;
"The Metric System sucks, you're welcome."
B2: Proving that "Stealth" does not have to mean "Subtle"
It still counts as stealth if there aren't any surviving witnesses
Yeah
It is subtle until it is time to not be.
It’s still considered stealth if no one is left to raise the alarm right?
It is as stealthy as a tree falling in the woods, because there is nothing to hear it for an entire mountain range's radius and several dozen feet bellow the ground lol
Yes, it is stealthy the whole time before that too but once those doors are open, it doesn't need to be that stealthy on the return trip lol.
What I've learned from this channel is that Uncle Sam has way too many ways to unexist terrain.
- B2 You're-about-to-be-a-Spirit
- Field obliterating artillery
- The nightmare that is the Mark 19
- And of course, the mother***ing Iowa class.
I can't remember if it was the Fat Electrician who said it or a comment on one of his videos, but when he was talking about the CWIS 20mm cannon he called it "R2D2 with a murder boner"
The Iowa class, the best class of warship to ever exist
There was NACA, now it's NASA, then we got the Air Force, and now we also have Space Force. But before we got the Space Force, before the Air Force, before NASA, NACA was supposed to do a secret mission, Project A119, detonate a massive hydrogen bomb on our only natural satellite as a display of force. Voyager 1 and Voyager 2 have gone quite far in our solar system. If Big Brother wanted to, they might currently be able to do similar levels of terra-forming in nearby planets.
You forgot Spooky and BRRRRRRRRT.😂😂
Don't forget Buffy the Forehead Slayer, and the Supersonic Freedom BONE
“Unlock the flavor of the sun!” That’s solid gold. I wish I had you when I was on radio. I would have put you on the air regularly.
Ahem "taste the sun"
Canned sunshine. For when motherf***ers really need that thirst quenched. Sunny Delight ain't got shit on this.
WE ATTACKED THREE BOATS. THEY DROPPED THE SUN ON US TWICE.
@@benhornstein1688Don’t touch the boats!
I used to live out in the country in Indiana and like 25-30 miles north is an airbase that has a B2 that they fly down for the Indy 500. One day, the day before the Indy 500 when you do a practice flight to make sure everything is working before the big day, I was out in the yard playing and just goofing off, when all of a sudden there was a shadow and a slight hum. I looked up just in time to see the B2 right over head. AT LIKE 50 FEET! The pilot had to have seen me all alone out there, and specifically turned it around over me as a surprise. IT WAS ONE OF THE MOST SCARY AWESOME THINGS I HAVE EVER ENCOUNTERED! I literally did not notice it until it blocked out the sun over me.
"This thing is More Accurate than your Mom with a Sandal"
As an Asian That terrifies me
This comment got a chuckle out of me,good day sir.
And so does the Hispanic.
When the skies start angrily shouting in Spanish
Out standing comment😂😂😂😂😂
My mom wore tennis shoes... she didn't screw around.
Fantastic! As always, just fantastic.
Loved the "Drag a mountain down with you"
The bomb should have been called the Voodoo Child from the Jimi Hendrix song.
Innocent mountain
Pilot:”The enemies are on that mountain over there”.
Bomb operator:”what mountain?”
Soldier: sir, the enemies are hiding in the mountains..
Uncle Sam: Easy, MOP them all up..
Soldier: You mean sweep and clear?
Uncle Sam: 😏
Soldier: Sweep and clear, right??
Same thing right?
RIGHT?!
TACP: _Here comes the sun, holy fuuuuuuck..._
Dude, this one had me in tears. "Even the extended car warranty people" damn near brought a spray of Makers Mark.
That would be alcohol abuse!
It's the flying boomerang, toss it anywhere and it always comes back. It will also add a. It more notes to add to the Geneva convention, and take a few mountains with it. But it always returns, silently. A true. It's the Spirit of liberty
Even after all these years it's still one of the coolest planes. On the same scale as the SR-71.
Great plane also great band
The Hill Air force base museum has a SR-71 and F-117 next to each other. It says something when a stealth bomber is the second coolest thing in the room.
Quote of the day "uncle Sam passed unhealthcare for all because there's no way you can afford that level of uncare" had me crying!
😆
Well while we're on the subject of bombers! B29 next!
The only plane to ever drop the world's deadliest tanning bed on an entire city. Twice.
Quote from a funny video in relation to the two tanning beds:
“We sank three of their ships, they dropped the sun on us twice.”
@@TheDarkkilla12 gotta love Badger
@@MellowGrunt10 gotta love Badger references creeping up all over RUclips, and I'm all for it
I agree
@@TheDarkkilla12 BADGER
I feel like we need to officially re-name the ejection seat. To "yeet seat"
"even the car warranty people aren't going to know how to reach you!" FUCKIN STELLAR!!!! keep'em comin'!!!!
My great grandmother was a secretary on the White Sands base in New Mexico when the b52 was new and was the very first civilian allowed to see it and enter inside of it.
Cool!!!
This is the most glorious way i have every recieved information on one of the few things i didnt know much about military wise! I love you and you content!!!
thank you and thanks for watching
Can’t get enough of these! These are better than The dungeon and dragon cartoons that only played at 6am on Saturdays in the 80’s!
Hmmm, that raises a thought! What kind of D&D character would Quack Bang play as?
@@e7yu Duh?!? Ranger!!
@@kellymouton7242 Agreed.....
that cartoon was... wait for it... legendary
@@e7yu ranger/artificer
About to redefine a “sun shower”
I saw one one day. I was driving the old 5000 ford back to our home farm, and got this eerie feeling and looked up, and stopped the tractor to gawk at a B2 just flying as low and slow as it pleased. Sat there and watched it till it got at a angel I actually couldn't see it anymore. I should have been able to see it but I guess the shape of it does lend to it being hard to spot when flying away from something.
To this day I still bet the pilots where only that low to scare the shit out of any farmers out that day.
I got to see one back in 2010. I was in the scouts from a little town just outside of Boston, and we were asked to participate in the opening ceremony for the Winter Classic at Fenway. If you watch the video, you will see two long banners held parallel to the sides of the hockey rink. On the one closest to the camera (in this video, at 0:19: ruclips.net/video/qtOgI464YdQ/видео.html ); there is a distinctly child looking silhouette helping hold it. That was my brother, with me next him on the corner of the banner. Anywho, the flyover for the anthem was a B2 out of Hanscom Airforce Base. Was so cool to me, cause at the time, I had a poster of the B2 on my wall. I loved the damn thing back then.
Possibly, alternatively, are there any radar installations near you?
Its not completely invisible, just as close as lowest bid engineering could make it. If it gets close enough to an installation it's probably still show up, but if you're flying low enough the dish cant draw line of sigh to you without mother earth's wrinkles, err, sorry, hills, blocking it you can still avoid showing up.
Mighta been training new pilots how to do that and hug the ground.
When the officer goes down and you let the air grunt load the weapons bay.
Good god, between "drag a mountain down with you" and "even the car warranty people" I nearly died laughing.
One of these days you should get around to Nimitz class carriers. Biggest, fastest, scariest hospital/cafeteria/mobile power grid/unhealthcare provider on earth.
for sure
Not true it is the second now. The ford took that spot.
@@chemislife fair enough, but in ship life times the Ford is 2 minutes old.
@@geoffbruce2824 If that lol
The Nimitz will always be the pig at sea. 86-90 m-div
I was on Guam when that one went down; I noticed the smell first. And ALSO, they are freaking EERIE to see flying; they make NO NOISE until they're right on top of you, and then it's just a weird high-pitched whine; like the tinnitus tone, but higher.
Interesting - it was never mentioned how these things are powered in the video.
@@heresthething....4685
Alien technology, i swear to god
I feel that i could justify your content as a business expense for moral purposes 🍻🍻
haha I appreciate that
Oh, I can give you lots of reasons. One is to understand the people on your side. Another is to understand the people not on your side. Another is to educate yourself about America's military might and history. Another would be to familiarize yourself with the men and women who actually put their bodies between us and the bad guys. Then you could also look at a psychological examination. Inferences. Or maybe even warnings about upcoming unhealthy events. If you can't figure out how to turn this into a business expense, should you really be in business?
Worked on these for 5 years while I was active and they are indeed an impressive piece of technology. The capability of them is astounding.
My greatest regret in life is that during a three and a half hour firefight, a double dose of brrrrrrrt from my buddy the Warthog finally chased the baddies away because I found out after the fact that this guy had shown up with 2000 lb hate grenades addressed directly to them. In hindsite I was close enough the shockwave would have liquidated my insides so maybe it's a good idea they ran?
So I have serious allergies that start acting up around March... I started bootcamp on February 15th. So I could no longer breathe through my nose after about a month and had to breathe through my mouth... I got my ass kicked for that plenty. 2nd Phase comes and we get to the gas chamber and my Platoon got obliterated, recruits crying, gagging, throwing up, with snot everywhere... except ME! I am laughing my ass off because for the first time in forever I could BREATHE! The CS basically burned my sinus cavity and I was so effin grateful!!! I didn't have sinus problems for the next 20 years. SEMPER FI!!!
Probably the best story teller of all time I get a chuckle every time thanks man keep em coming
I ll try thank you
The GBU-57 itself weighs 30,000 pounds. The actual warhead is 5,300 pounds. I've loaded my fair share when they were first brought into service.
@Jan Krixtian Well this bomb in particular is a bunker buster so......
"More accurate than your mom with a sandal" This one got a little close to home.
Your jokes for “dictator” needs to be a shirt
or "Cockpit" seriously should be a dropdown of the words
Penispotato
dickspud
DICTATOR!
'Baloney Mountain Breeze' sounds like a good air freshener 😆
LOL
I’d buy it.
"flavor of the sun". If only our pain receptors could keep up with the speed of light but damn that's good humor man, definitely loved it.
“Fatal Bingo”
Never have I heard something so random but so accurate at the same time.
haha 😄 🤣
I love this method of teaching about the military.
thank you
I just wanted to say thank you for the free serotonin. I spent three tours in Iraq as a corpsman so I appreciate your videos. You speak what I miss from my time on active duty. Keep it up man.
happy 2 help
Please next do the SR-71 Blackbird, a legendary plane that was gods eye for us during cold war
I'll never forget the first time I saw a B-2. I was training in a Cessna 172, flying over Truman Lake in Missouri when Whiteman AFB approach ATC calls me up, giving me a traffic advisory of a B-2 at my 12 O'Clock, 10 miles, opposite direction and 1,000 feet above me. Not skipping a beat, I hear him callout my position to the B-2. "Death 1-2, traffic 12 O'clock, 8 miles, opposite direction, 1,000 feet below, Cessna 172."
ITS FUCKING CALLSIGN WAS "DEATH".
A few short seconds later, I see the unmistakable shape of a Death Dorito pass 1,000 feet directly above me. The thing did not look real, and I was in a simultaneous state of awe and sheer fucking terror the entire time.
This was not my first in-air encounter with the Spirit, but easily my most memorable.
Lol built from the molecule up to plant warheads on warheads the flavor of the sun, dragging the mountain down with you, so far down the extended warranty people can’t find you. You really found your groove with this one
1:24 bro 💀💀💀 "once the spicy Dorito opens up its double doors, it’s gonna unlock the flavor of the sun real quick"
"Elsa that shit"...coffee through the nose on that one, I can see some industrious airman putting that on a B-2 gear door in the near future.....
if they do I hope they send me a pic lol
Since I haven't seen anyone make this request I would love to see one on the M50 ontos( literally ancient Greek for "thing") from the Vietnam War and used by the Marines with hilariously successful results.
Well..... I'm sorry but ontos doesn't mean thing, it's more like really (I'm Greek so.... Yeah)
@@el_omegous_boungous I try to respond to you twice but RUclips doesn't like links and keeps deleting the comment
but all articles or sources on the vehicle all mention the translation being "thing" or "the thing" so maybe a mistranslation during its design process and the name just stuck
@@josephg6863 yep.... That's youtube for you but yeah idk if you're talking about ancient Greek because fuck that shit but in modern Greek όν is creature/thing but όντως is really
@@el_omegous_boungous it probably is ancient Greek just that the sources didn't differentiate it from Modern and just say Greek
@@josephg6863 well youre probably right because I haven't heard something like this on a day-to-day basis (I'll check it out and I'll tell you if the sources are legit)
Thanks!
Awesome as always, brother! Thank you for keeping us all so entertained and informed!
Ps - recruiters better give you a medal or award or something... :p
still waiting for the military to offer me a job lol
@@the_fat_electrician Don’t take it. They will find a way to fuck it up. Be Free. You earned it.
"The wittle wascal has spiwit."
"Has what, sir?"
"Spiwit!"
"Yes, he did sir."
Dear God upkeep cost brings a freedom tear to my eye because it's beautiful how much freedom can be shared by a B2 with a full load
big facts!
Just found your channel... the amount of wit and comedy is unparalleled. I was in the army not the airforce but damn... nice work sir I laughed my ass off at your delivery as well as remembered how glad I am to have it on our team
Like you said about the MOAB Bomb
"Fk that mountain, we'll just get rid of it.......*delete*"
To me the most terrifying thing about the B-2 is not the fact you can't ever find it on radar, it's how much noise it makes while in flight. I went to a air show where they had a B-2 do a fly-over and I could not hear it over people talking normally.
Dude! Just "Thank you" for what you do! I can have the shittiest day and watch your 3:00 minute video and all is forgotten!!!
glad I could help!
I just found your channel, and it is already my new favorite. Never change my friend
I've been told they have a radar profile smaller then a Canada goose. Thanks for the facts. These things are unbelievable.
ya .1 meters ... w.e. the F that is
@@the_fat_electrician about the size of your hand. Lol! Insane to think about that. Hit you and be gone before you knew anything was even in the sky.
@@the_fat_electrician that's actually about 3.93 inches.
It's about the size of a bumblebee. Lol.
My wife's grandfather was part of the team that designed several parts of this bad boy. You've done him proud quackbang!
Love these. I always feel like a little kid when I see a new one posted. Keep up the good work. Love the content
Giant game of metric system is lava… that’s gold!
I was at a nascar race and had one of those fly overhead and it was here and gone before we even heard it
capture the scent of rain and the metallic zing of blood with...
MountainBolognaBreeze
i love it
So... think about this... the venerable B-17 could carry 6000 lbs of bad day, with an accuracy of around 30% falling within 1000 feet of the target. THIS monster will carry the load of TEN Memphis Belles, you'll never see it coming, and they can pick whether they want it to fly up your left or right nostril.
Dude love your videos. Former Airforce mechanic here. I am now subscribed! 😂
This isn't a spicy Dorito. This is a stealth Paqui tortilla chip.
Each B2 has their own hardened hangers to take care of them. Air conditioning and Furnace included. So my brother in law, after 10 years on B52s turning wrenches in subzero temperatures, learned to love the B2s as he never had to turn a wrench outside again unless he wanted to.
Glade's new plug in. Bologna mtn breeze
LOL
man I've binged pretty much your entire channel worth of videos in a day... great stuff, very glad Donut shouted you out
Note to self: Don't try to light your cigarette while watching the Fat Electrician.
Also Not to self: If you need to remove nose hairs with your zippo, Light your cigarette while watching the Fat Electrician....😕
(Laughed my ass off !!
Love your work my man!!)
It has been reported that for long missions, the pilots take turns resting. So they went to Wally World and bought a flip down foam mattress thing. IT HAS A COUCH! So that the pilots will be all rested and alert when they delete you.
This is one of the best you've done in a while! Can't wait to show all my buddies
thank you 😊
Love you man...u literally bring data and laughter to a whole new level.
My son and I look forward to every one of your posts..
Looking forward to seeing when you do 2W0’s. Thank you for your service.
My uncle's job in the chair force was refueling aircrafts during flight and did on Air Force 1 once and was given a secret service money clip that he gave me and you Rock sir
Jesus Chris the spicy Dorito costs more in upkeep an hour than I'll make in several years...
same
"hello, we've been trying to reach you about your warheads extended warranty"
“Even the car extended warranty people won’t be able to reach you” FUCKING EPIC!!!
My grandma lived just south of whiteman AFB where they are stationed. We often heard them, they are very loud, the only issue is that by the time we heard them they were long gone. A few times we were able to see them flying over. Super cool.
Forgot about that time north Korea was getting uppity and we had three of them fly over Pyongyang then bragged about it after to prove a point, and when they didn't believe us we sent them the bomb sight recordings
AI on the earth's OS asked Uncle Sam, "How did you find the island delete button?"
The B-2 is basically a version of the offices janitors made a way to start a rebellion against all of us office workers making a mess and saying,”Hey you see this whole 15 area code section where this building is,yeah lets just go and atomize it while eating a Taco Bell Doritos Locos Taco and drinking miller lites”
Balony mountain breeze I'm dying 😂😂
“How much does it cost to build an airplane from the molecule up?” Bro how do you come up with these lines
PLEASE KEEP THEM GOING!!!!!!! Retired 11C LOVE ALL OF THEM!!!!! KEEP IT UP AND STAY SAFE BROTHER!!!!!
This man makes the best jokes and I have no idea how, keep it up bro
I'll try lol
I forgot where I heard this from, but one bomber was doing an operation with a f-15 escort far from the B2 over in the middle east. The country they were over noticed the F-15s and scrambled a single fighter, by the time they could intercept the f-15s, they had second thoughts and ran away. But when the aircraft decided to turn away it was +2,000 ft below the B2 and had no idea that the B2 was directly above it. That's just insane to think that his best bet to see the B2 was to visually look up for a black Dorito, than to trust his radar technology probably developed by millions of dollars.
Dude never stop, so much awesome. Love the facts with the humor 👍🤘🤘
To prove that even the Japanese understand what the B-2/MOP combo can do, they had to invent a new power for Godzilla when in Shin Godzilla, the US sent two B-2's with 2 MOPs each to deal with Godzilla in the middle of Tokyo. Yes, the USAF dropped these on Godzilla, and hit him with both.
Yessssssssssssss Fat Electrician loooool the flavour of the sun and the innocent mountain this is great dude love it hope your well and everybody at home. Can't wait for next one quack bang out 👊👊
The reason I love America is because of the simple fact that every time I watch your channel I learn at least 30 new analogies of how to describe our unhealthcare system and the definition of “see that there? I want even it’s atoms atoms gone”
"Elsa that shit." Oh that needs to go on a T-shirt yesterday.
1st person to catch that joke lol
The “Yeet Seat” for ejector seat had me ROFLMAO!! That was great. I laughed so hard I cried and my kid asked if I was ok.
This sends you to the Pearly Gates before you even registered the fact your atoms left you
It's the world's most expensive flying freedom pencil with anger issues
Love each of your videos brother, also brings a smile to my face
glad thanks for watching
I could only imagine a look on the cops face when he/she pulled over a trucker that is hauling that 30,000 pound bomb on public roads to get to the base to put that on to the plane 😂
Talk about meeting God amazon prime style, same day shipping included.
Not completely related to the video, but fun fact my grandmother help design one of the antennas for the B-1 bomber.
If there is one word in this world that you never want to hear from a bomber pilot, it “oops”. There will be no more b2 or pilots.
Balogna scent un-freshener....Classic!
Shits so stealthy I didn't see this video until now.
Noice.
lol
Also the b-2 according to what the military has said it has never even been seen on any form of radar.
really? I though they could see it on radar but because the cross section of it it appears as super small like they think it's a bird
@@the_fat_electrician not the b-2 spirit. The f-22 has the radar signature the size of a bumble bee but due to the b-2 not just redirecting radar signals but also absorbing them it has not been seen. Even if it was by the time it would be seen either it would have destroyed its target and left or you were the target and it would be far too late.
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here is a decent documentary on the B-2 but yeah if you see this plane as an enemy it will likely be visual contact before it is ever seen on radar.