(objection.lol) Several idiots committing high thought treason

This was a conversation between me and multiple other people in a Discord server. It's not as exciting as other objection.lol memes, but I still thought it was banger enough to warrant an upload.
Take none of this seriously for the love of all things good. I called us idiots for a very good reason.
Phoenix - DM
Daryan - Dante
Gant - Tsun
Edgeworth - Keeps

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What the fuck was that opening line