People who are unaware/misled on the subject of immigration/refugees ask "Why don't immigrants come here legally or stay here if they know they are illegal?," "If they are here why don't they apply for citizenship to stay?," "Why should we keep them here if they are taking jobs away from Americans?," and "Why should we care about immigrants/refugees if they don't benefit the country/me personally?" Well I have a few answers/explanations. Many Americans don't realize how hard applying for/earning legal status takes. Much like achieving refugee status/vetting to seek asylum (which can take up to 2 years), getting legal immigration status can take 1-4 years no matter where you come from. If you have a relative who is an American/some1 sponsoring you then you can save time, but most immigrants/refugees don't. Whether you are an immigrant, refugee, or asylum seeker, no 1 from any country can get on a plane and become a citizen overnight regardless of what conservatives/isolationists claim. According to the Constitution, only citizens can vote in our elections (not immigrants/refugees), and if you vote illegally you go to jail. And I found that the best case scenario for some1 to legally earn U.S. citizenship takes at the minimum 6 years (seriously, try planning a family vacation 6 years in advance and hope that no 1 dies/is born or something affects your plans). If some1 wants to come to the U.S. legally for work/an education and they are willing to put in the time (several years)/money (tens of thousands of dollars) to do so we have no right to deport them (regardless of their race, religion, origins, or native language) since this is the idea of the American dream. Despite President Trump's travel bans (which have all failed in the courts), it's unconstitutional to ban people based on national origin without valid reasons. When people are trying to escape civil war, crimes, or poverty and seek shelter in the U.S. sometimes their only option is to take the risk and come illegally then seek citizenship once they are here. Now I will admit that any1 coming into the country illegally is committing a crime, but if we made it easier/faster to come in legally then we would have fewer illegal immigrants in America. And studies have shown that immigrants, refugees, and asylum seekers commit fewer crimes as a % of their population than native-born citizens (because they know they would receive harsher sentences/be deported if convicted). By law, businesses/corporations aren't supposed to hire illegal immigrants (and sometimes refugees/asylum seekers) and instead report them to be deported, but they often don't. They hire illegal immigrants/refugees, because they can be paid less than the U.S. minimum wage/not be guaranteed benefits. That said, illegal immigrants/refugees who have jobs do pay taxes which benefits our economy, but unless they become legal citizens, most never receive government-funded benefits like social security, food stamps, and Medicare/Medicaid (and those who do have to live/work in the U.S. for 5 years 1st). Whenever some1 claims illegal immigrants are taking away jobs from Americans, this is only part right. Many don't have the equivalent of a high school education so they often take jobs as farmers, construction workers, maids, gardeners, janitors, and restaurant workers, which are jobs many Americans don't typically want. And many manufacturing/coal mining jobs were lost due to automation/outsourcing, while legal immigrants tend to have college educations/the capability to start business and create jobs in the U.S. Finally, many people who come here illegally or seek refugee/asylum status don't tend to stay for more than a few years (some do but not the majority), and they work to earn money to send back to their families or seek safe heaven until they can return home. When they do get a job, they are jobs that many of us don't want, but if a boss hired an illegal immigrant/refugee over an American, why aren't you mad at the person who didn't hire you because you would be paid more? President Trump's border wall (as The Young Turks have pointed out) won't keep immigrants/refugees out, and make keeping them in easier. Nowadays the fastest growing groups of immigrants are Latin Americans (the 7 countries south of Mexico) and East Asians (Chinese, Japanese, Filipinos, and Indians), while more Mexican immigrants are returning home in recent years. And without cheap immigrant/overseas labor, the prices of everyday goods would go up since they will cost more to make here by American workers. Overall we do have an illegal immigration/refugee problem, but there are solutions we can take to solve the problem asides from deporting them all. And despite the negative rhetoric by some, America benefits more from immigrants/refugees than we are hurt by them. If you read all of this, thank you and share your thoughts/opinions.
Is it true that illegal immigration is classed as a misdemeanour rather than a felony? To hear some talk about it, it sounds more like murder than getting a parking ticket.
Notice that Canadians do not swarm over their border south into the US, a border so loosely guarded and so easy to sneak across that many people have done so entirely _by accident_ over the years. Why do Mexicans then come north? 1) They have drugs the Americans really want to buy 2) NAFTA benefited Canada, but turned Mexico into a slave state of the US - which was the plan all along 3) Mexicans are not milky white, the main difference.
I think that's the way it should be. To become a citizen in my country (or at least permanent resident permit/status), you must either an investor that invest certain amount of money (~$50,000 for PR, and few millions for citizenship IIRC), or you have a specific skill set that quite unusual and in high demand in my country. If a local company hire you (due to your skill set), they will sponsor you and you'll have no problem getting work permit (especially if it's high pay, specialized job) and after several years, you can usually get PR. About tax, I think illegal immigrant do pay some taxes (e.g. vat), but generally not income tax (which is the largest tax revenue) because they simply don't exist on the system, and stupid employers who try to deduct that will instantly got caught. Overall, I agree that immigration is generally good for the economy, but for many people, security is as important as economy (if not more), and thus we just can't allow illegal immigration. I think point based immigration is the way to go.
As some1 from a border state, I just want to say that it was reported that no Congressman or Senator (Democrat or Republican) from the 4 border states will support the vote for the border wall, and an article shows that the states that want the wall the most are almost all landlocked states. Here's 4 main reasons why the border wall won't work/is not worth the money hence why border state politicians don't support it: 1) Odds are that if the U.S. ends up paying for it, we will have to pay more for it now and more than likely our states will pay additional taxes for repairs, upkeep, and security which other states won't. 2) More immigrants from Mexico are returning home than entering the U.S. since their economy is growing so building a wall will make it hard for them to leave the country, and even those that do keep coming all they need are tunnels and boats to get around it. 3) Back when George Bush Jr. initiated a plan to build a fence, only 1/3 of the 1,900 miles got fenced because the border isn't just flat terrain for the entire distance; there are mountains, rivers (Rio Grande), desert, the occasional forest, and the California fault line, all of which make building any significant structure nearly impossible in those areas. 4) 1 article online said the current border wall plan would be for the government to close off/take all land owned within 10 miles of the wall on both sides of the border and prevent any future development to better guard the border, but with many cities (San Diego and El Paso for example) so close to the border, millions would lose their homes/jobs and would be displaced. So, ultimately, when you look at the facts for possibility of success and consider how this border wall would hurt Americans/the American economy, it is not worth it.
Jesse Torres , you're very long-winded and you spew a lot. I say there's going to be a wall , sit back and wait to see how the art of the deal unfolds.
If the wall won't work, why not let it happen? Trump gets his wall going, gets backlash, then for sure loses 2020. Or are you all scared knowing the wall will be effective and the moment it goes up is the moment 2020 is a for sure thing for Trump?
why build a wall when you can just use a ladder to climb up? invest in security measures, like they already do, not like how trump wants to cut the funds for border security just so he can build his wall lol. illegal immigration is not even one of the big us problems nowadays lol.
Bannon's support deserting him reminds me of a Terry Pratchett quote from his book "Going Postal" - ""Always remember that the crowd that applauds your coronation is the same crowd that will applaud your beheading. People like a show."
even the late great Terry Pratchett could not have written a story as absurd or unbelievable as the orange turds 1st year in office, where oh where is the assassins guild to save us from the librarian in chief
Amanda Gardner - oh blimey. I've just figured it out. The orangutan librarian went rogue, stole a couple of grimoires, did a spell on himself and somehow got to preside over the White House. "Ook", we're all pretty much buggered.
MF van der Sluis - it's pointless trying to reason with these people. He probably thinks Obama is a Muslim born in Kenya as well. These people are morons who like to make up fairytales to convince themselves that their support for Trump is not a waste of their time and energy. Ignore it.
"I'm the sole source of truth, everyone else has conspired against me, I'm being treated unfairly, every law exists to protect me, because I'm always right."
I forgot that the villain gets brutally ripped to shreds by his own underlings lol. They also probably ate him and left scraps for the birds and varmints.
Judge "You can live here, but you will never be a citizen" = good Trump "Figure out how to fix immigration, get these kids citizenship" = evil Are you even paying attention?
Is there any chance we can just Truman Show Trump? Secretly move him onto a lifelike set, let him live out his fever dream presidency where no one can get hurt. He won't catch on I promise you.
Scandalabia...named after an ancient empire which once controlled most of the territory. It collapsed because the capital city, Klitorholm was in the far north, and no one could ever seem to find it.
I happen to know a guy who recently spoke with the father of a childhood friend of Kushner's. The friend has a position in the WH but is planning to leave because he thinks Kushner is "in big trouble." I'm not making that up.
Ronald W Reagan, bless his little fascist heart and all who sailed in it, thought Central America was a country. The stupid is strong with this political party.
+TCt83067695 I actually have never left the Americas, but I have never liked the fact that the countries called Congo don't have distinct names unlike the Koreas or the Guineas, but then I saw somewhere that Congo (Rep.) can be called either Congo-Brazzaville or just Congo-Brazza and Congo (Rep. Dem.) can be called Congo-Kinshasa, but I want an actual Congolese to tell me if they do this or want this at all!
00 0 , we are pretty lucky, aren't we? I want you to come back and start crying when you get more money in your paycheck in February. Oh wait, you probably have to leave your mothers basement and get a job first.
"Does anybody really want to throw out good, educated and accomplished young people who have jobs, some serving in the military?" So... like the trans people serving our country in the military that you "threw out" ?.. I guess he doesn't think trans veterans are people. What a great President.
"Their casual Friday is a Klan hood." ... LMAO! OMG I couldn't stop laughing... I just wish there wasn't at least a metaphorical shovel full of truth in that. Not a grain of truth - a shovel full.
I know all of the episodes are pretaped but that still means "today" for him. It's just a thing he does to make the show seem less scripted but we know he's had a dress rehearsal and he knows what he's talking about so it doesn't make sense to keep pretending that he doesn't know it happened "today"
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People who are unaware/misled on the subject of immigration/refugees ask "Why don't immigrants come here legally or stay here if they know they are illegal?," "If they are here why don't they apply for citizenship to stay?," "Why should we keep them here if they are taking jobs away from Americans?," and "Why should we care about immigrants/refugees if they don't benefit the country/me personally?" Well I have a few answers/explanations.
Many Americans don't realize how hard applying for/earning legal status takes. Much like achieving refugee status/vetting to seek asylum (which can take up to 2 years), getting legal immigration status can take 1-4 years no matter where you come from. If you have a relative who is an American/some1 sponsoring you then you can save time, but most immigrants/refugees don't. Whether you are an immigrant, refugee, or asylum seeker, no 1 from any country can get on a plane and become a citizen overnight regardless of what conservatives/isolationists claim. According to the Constitution, only citizens can vote in our elections (not immigrants/refugees), and if you vote illegally you go to jail. And I found that the best case scenario for some1 to legally earn U.S. citizenship takes at the minimum 6 years (seriously, try planning a family vacation 6 years in advance and hope that no 1 dies/is born or something affects your plans).
If some1 wants to come to the U.S. legally for work/an education and they are willing to put in the time (several years)/money (tens of thousands of dollars) to do so we have no right to deport them (regardless of their race, religion, origins, or native language) since this is the idea of the American dream. Despite President Trump's travel bans (which have all failed in the courts), it's unconstitutional to ban people based on national origin without valid reasons. When people are trying to escape civil war, crimes, or poverty and seek shelter in the U.S. sometimes their only option is to take the risk and come illegally then seek citizenship once they are here. Now I will admit that any1 coming into the country illegally is committing a crime, but if we made it easier/faster to come in legally then we would have fewer illegal immigrants in America. And studies have shown that immigrants, refugees, and asylum seekers commit fewer crimes as a % of their population than native-born citizens (because they know they would receive harsher sentences/be deported if convicted).
By law, businesses/corporations aren't supposed to hire illegal immigrants (and sometimes refugees/asylum seekers) and instead report them to be deported, but they often don't. They hire illegal immigrants/refugees, because they can be paid less than the U.S. minimum wage/not be guaranteed benefits. That said, illegal immigrants/refugees who have jobs do pay taxes which benefits our economy, but unless they become legal citizens, most never receive government-funded benefits like social security, food stamps, and Medicare/Medicaid (and those who do have to live/work in the U.S. for 5 years 1st). Whenever some1 claims illegal immigrants are taking away jobs from Americans, this is only part right. Many don't have the equivalent of a high school education so they often take jobs as farmers, construction workers, maids, gardeners, janitors, and restaurant workers, which are jobs many Americans don't typically want. And many manufacturing/coal mining jobs were lost due to automation/outsourcing, while legal immigrants tend to have college educations/the capability to start business and create jobs in the U.S.
Finally, many people who come here illegally or seek refugee/asylum status don't tend to stay for more than a few years (some do but not the majority), and they work to earn money to send back to their families or seek safe heaven until they can return home. When they do get a job, they are jobs that many of us don't want, but if a boss hired an illegal immigrant/refugee over an American, why aren't you mad at the person who didn't hire you because you would be paid more? President Trump's border wall (as The Young Turks have pointed out) won't keep immigrants/refugees out, and make keeping them in easier. Nowadays the fastest growing groups of immigrants are Latin Americans (the 7 countries south of Mexico) and East Asians (Chinese, Japanese, Filipinos, and Indians), while more Mexican immigrants are returning home in recent years. And without cheap immigrant/overseas labor, the prices of everyday goods would go up since they will cost more to make here by American workers.
Overall we do have an illegal immigration/refugee problem, but there are solutions we can take to solve the problem asides from deporting them all. And despite the negative rhetoric by some, America benefits more from immigrants/refugees than we are hurt by them. If you read all of this, thank you and share your thoughts/opinions.
Is it true that illegal immigration is classed as a misdemeanour rather than a felony? To hear some talk about it, it sounds more like murder than getting a parking ticket.
Notice that Canadians do not swarm over their border south into the US, a border so loosely guarded and so easy to sneak across that many people have done so entirely _by accident_ over the years. Why do Mexicans then come north? 1) They have drugs the Americans really want to buy 2) NAFTA benefited Canada, but turned Mexico into a slave state of the US - which was the plan all along 3) Mexicans are not milky white, the main difference.
Jesse Torres I wish I could bookmark your comment but sadly I'm on mobile.
Thank you, Jesse :)
I think that's the way it should be.
To become a citizen in my country (or at least permanent resident permit/status), you must either an investor that invest certain amount of money (~$50,000 for PR, and few millions for citizenship IIRC), or you have a specific skill set that quite unusual and in high demand in my country.
If a local company hire you (due to your skill set), they will sponsor you and you'll have no problem getting work permit (especially if it's high pay, specialized job) and after several years, you can usually get PR.
About tax, I think illegal immigrant do pay some taxes (e.g. vat), but generally not income tax (which is the largest tax revenue) because they simply don't exist on the system, and stupid employers who try to deduct that will instantly got caught.
Overall, I agree that immigration is generally good for the economy, but for many people, security is as important as economy (if not more), and thus we just can't allow illegal immigration. I think point based immigration is the way to go.
As a bona fide Normegian, I enjoyed this clip immensely
I thought you preferred Normans.
Hans Aaraas you mean Bigly
That is perfectly normay! 😂
As some1 from a border state, I just want to say that it was reported that no Congressman or Senator (Democrat or Republican) from the 4 border states will support the vote for the border wall, and an article shows that the states that want the wall the most are almost all landlocked states. Here's 4 main reasons why the border wall won't work/is not worth the money hence why border state politicians don't support it: 1) Odds are that if the U.S. ends up paying for it, we will have to pay more for it now and more than likely our states will pay additional taxes for repairs, upkeep, and security which other states won't. 2) More immigrants from Mexico are returning home than entering the U.S. since their economy is growing so building a wall will make it hard for them to leave the country, and even those that do keep coming all they need are tunnels and boats to get around it. 3) Back when George Bush Jr. initiated a plan to build a fence, only 1/3 of the 1,900 miles got fenced because the border isn't just flat terrain for the entire distance; there are mountains, rivers (Rio Grande), desert, the occasional forest, and the California fault line, all of which make building any significant structure nearly impossible in those areas. 4) 1 article online said the current border wall plan would be for the government to close off/take all land owned within 10 miles of the wall on both sides of the border and prevent any future development to better guard the border, but with many cities (San Diego and El Paso for example) so close to the border, millions would lose their homes/jobs and would be displaced. So, ultimately, when you look at the facts for possibility of success and consider how this border wall would hurt Americans/the American economy, it is not worth it.
Good Lord, man, are you using facts?!? You might as well just jab the Trumpsters with a hot poker in the ass.
Jesse Torres , you're very long-winded and you spew a lot. I say there's going to be a wall , sit back and wait to see how the art of the deal unfolds.
If the wall won't work, why not let it happen? Trump gets his wall going, gets backlash, then for sure loses 2020. Or are you all scared knowing the wall will be effective and the moment it goes up is the moment 2020 is a for sure thing for Trump?
Because of the reasons that were clearly stated seconds ago in the OP.
why build a wall when you can just use a ladder to climb up? invest in security measures, like they already do, not like how trump wants to cut the funds for border security just so he can build his wall lol. illegal immigration is not even one of the big us problems nowadays lol.
Bannon's support deserting him reminds me of a Terry Pratchett quote from his book "Going Postal" - ""Always remember that the crowd that applauds your coronation is the same crowd that will applaud your beheading. People like a show."
even the late great Terry Pratchett could not have written a story as absurd or unbelievable as the orange turds 1st year in office, where oh where is the assassins guild to save us from the librarian in chief
Oliver Clark bannon just apologized for it after trump bashed him harsh
Amanda Gardner Please don't compare him to the wise and compassionate Librarian.
Oliver Clark
“People like a show”. No, people Love a show.
Amanda Gardner - oh blimey. I've just figured it out. The orangutan librarian went rogue, stole a couple of grimoires, did a spell on himself and somehow got to preside over the White House. "Ook", we're all pretty much buggered.
Shout out to non-existent Normay
And Nambia.
Any Normegian here?
Swemen, Denmork, Franch... How ya doin?
It's not non-existent. It's a country in an alternative reality where Hillary won the presidency, the capital being Sanity.
Hmm, I wonder... is Normay where the Bowling Green Massacre occurred?
Did you notice that Jon Batiste started playing the intro to Jailhouse rock at 4:41? So perfect :D
Prison update rule: Cheeseburgers on Fridays
24/7 fox news, wifi, and a tanning salon. Let's do this!
Electric chairs should have a massage feature.
haha!
Butt sex Saturdays!
Trump: DACA is a blight on America!
Trump: We loves DACA, don't we Precious?
TheReal008Zulu I see what you did there.
TheReal008Zulu God... This should b on the top... 😂😂😂
TheReal008Zulu 🤣
That Normay or may not be a mistake.
Yes....WAY.
Robinsinpost Nowayjosé
In what nation is norge known as normay
Jon - loved your nod to JAILHOUSE ROCK under the Jared Kushner bit!
That orange dude is a clown
Joe Jones Really? Happily Married with two kids Obama? I think someone smoked a little too much pot in California....
MF van der Sluis - it's pointless trying to reason with these people. He probably thinks Obama is a Muslim born in Kenya as well. These people are morons who like to make up fairytales to convince themselves that their support for Trump is not a waste of their time and energy. Ignore it.
Oooh. Burn!
The fuck? Hey don't blame Cali on that shithead lol Joe is from dumbfucksville
markj6700 😁😂
"I'm the sole source of truth, everyone else has conspired against me, I'm being treated unfairly, every law exists to protect me, because I'm always right."
While accurate, comparing Bannon to Scar is an insult to Scar.
Travelbound I agree. Scar wasn't a drunken nazi.
Oh steeven you are so awesome 👍👍👍
Go judge, go judge, go judge wooooooh!
Hahahahahahaha that Lion King bit was great XD
I forgot that the villain gets brutally ripped to shreds by his own underlings lol. They also probably ate him and left scraps for the birds and varmints.
Judge "You can live here, but you will never be a citizen" = good
Trump "Figure out how to fix immigration, get these kids citizenship" = evil
Are you even paying attention?
DACA-blocked lmaoooooo
Is there any chance we can just Truman Show Trump? Secretly move him onto a lifelike set, let him live out his fever dream presidency where no one can get hurt. He won't catch on I promise you.
Jerricola - now that's funny!
I don't doubt it... We can call it Convfefe... The tale of Orange Sphincter,
Yes. It's genius!
Loved that!
Jerricola
I’d watch that. Can we make it rain every time he tries to golf?
"Everyone is so unfair, I wish I could just decide all things... like some kind of Reichskanzler."
Improbable. He would never use a word as complicated as Reichskanzler. Fuhrer, on the other hand, sounds much simpler.
+SirBlot Who are you talking to? You think Google and RUclips pay any attention to what's going on in the comments?
gotta luv lefties propaganda really makes me laugh just hilarious
MforZorro | Movesets It’s called checks and balances Donny!
RTBF Pawel
Now I want to visit Skandalabia ;)
Stephen‘s imitation, quite accurate, makes it sound like Cartman is president.
'Jekyll And Hyde?' more like Dumb and Dumber.
Hey. Wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world? Listen to one of Trump's speeches.
Or Conway's attempts of sounding like factual and genuine. Ugh.
jeck jeck 🤣
5:10 Whoever wrote that prospector joke deserves a raise.
The Lion King clip spot on man spot on
Improving prison conditions so your own prison time will be less harsh... that's my favorite kind of corruption!
Norwmay... Conway's alternative nations?
Also, Ubekibekistan is a GOP favorite fake nation.
Scandalabia...named after an ancient empire which once controlled most of the territory.
It collapsed because the capital city, Klitorholm was in the far north, and no one could ever seem to find it.
HI PEOPLE OF Normay & Nambia !!!! Covfefe.
Stephen Colbert Show never disappoints.😃😄😀😄
I happen to know a guy who recently spoke with the father of a childhood friend of Kushner's. The friend has a position in the WH but is planning to leave because he thinks Kushner is "in big trouble." I'm not making that up.
When Stephen started talking about Kushner and John played that riff from Jailhouse Rock, I almost left the video to go listen to it. Great song.
It's only unfair when he loses, apparently.
"The White House is working overtime to make it look like Trump is working anytime" i think i literally burst into tears this was so funny
Kushner should be the first Ambassador to Nambla. Luckily, there's a good chance Trump thinks that's a country in Africa.
New Message，it’s NAMBiA. I’m an expert in non existent country name.
New Message. North American Man Boy Love Association? North American Marlon Brando Look Alikes?
Are you a bot or just someone with no life?
+Toggle Well, we know what we are, LJ was just checking if you knew.
Ronald W Reagan, bless his little fascist heart and all who sailed in it, thought Central America was a country. The stupid is strong with this political party.
They should make an Audiobook of FIRE AND FURY, narrated by Barrack Obama. Never going to happen, yet I chuckled quite a bit when I thought of it.
I was ready to hear him say he was gonna meet Prince Bapalapashamlamadingdong
Zeldalover209 : bahahaha
That's racist and disgusting.
ronald reagan it’s not racist. It’s from the Suite Life of Zack and Cody
InfiniteSupremacy thank you 🙏🏼
InfiniteSupremacy still a racist stereotype. What if he said prince tongueclickerama from Africa? Would it still be funny?
How did he say that much about fake countries and not mention Nambia?
MEXICO CITY LADDER ASSOCIATION UPDATE.. We have enough material just waiting on height of wall to start building the ladders
Trump insults everyone, except Putin!
Hmmmmm, I wonder why that is?!
terry fuckwitt pee prostitutes check it out, no shit I'm serious.
What happens when you are already subscribed Stephen??
Do we unsubscribe and resubscribe to find out about the next episode? What a cliffhanger.
LOL, I wonder why he suddenly so interested in prison conditions. LOL
The meeting on DACA shows just how weak Trump is. He's clearly not a leader at all. SAD!
Dak Lamerbusch SÀD
at least he is not bad as trudeau
darklight reaper dark times. us and canada
Normay lies far to the north of Nambia.
omg i'm from the democratic republic of the condo
The Aime Diaries don't worry because he is to hateful we are a proud people and it only makes people like him to look ridiculous
Do you guys call it Congo-Kinshasa at all?
sion8 i also wanna know.
I'm afraid i'm not very _cultured_ on these matters
+TCt83067695
I actually have never left the Americas, but I have never liked the fact that the countries called Congo don't have distinct names unlike the Koreas or the Guineas, but then I saw somewhere that Congo (Rep.) can be called either Congo-Brazzaville or just Congo-Brazza and Congo (Rep. Dem.) can be called Congo-Kinshasa, but I want an actual Congolese to tell me if they do this or want this at all!
Steve Bannon: "Formerly Starving Prospector Whose Partner Is Missing."
That joke deserved a WAY bigger laugh!!!😆😆😆
*You people are so lucky I gave you the privilege to vote for me. --- Donald Trump*
he also said something today along the line of
"we cant have people who lie, knowingly lie, while putting money into their bank account"
Just like I have been saying, no one has more contempt for trumptards than Trump himself.
I'm sure he said it.
00 0 : Covfefe
00 0 , we are pretty lucky, aren't we? I want you to come back and start crying when you get more money in your paycheck in February. Oh wait, you probably have to leave your mothers basement and get a job first.
Scar did not deserve that comparison, Scar's better than that.
Down votes? 🤔 people probably mad that the video is not longer.
3:11 He could still mess things up, though.
Jon (off camera): Yeah, he probably will.
Turn on captions. Pause at 3:06. “Prime minister” replaced with “3R50EU78”
Weird.
Dahkittydoonsta must be the illuminati
Shayan Givehchian Everyone knows they don’t exi
mk ultra got him
num-lock on a laptop... happens to me from time to time
It's the Belluminati
Erna was a very common name some time ago actually. At least in Germonay.
Does anyone know if we are allies with united chechssh
StarstruCk728
Normay is.
I'm feeling optimistic about a strengthening alliance between Nambia and the Unnided Schkesh.
It's the Normays, reeeeeeeeh
"Does anybody really want to throw out good, educated and accomplished young people who have jobs, some serving in the military?" So... like the trans people serving our country in the military that you "threw out" ?.. I guess he doesn't think trans veterans are people. What a great President.
john deserves major credit for playing elvis 'jailhouse rock' on the piano when talking about jared kushner and trump going to prison.
This is why I stay up so late. Finally!
Jose Banuelos , I think you stay up late to make yourself feel better listening to this crap, but it's probably time to leave mommy's basement
Trump supporters are so delusional. Not only do they like being lied to by the orange shit bag, they can’t even be honest with themselves.
Love the "Jailhouse Rock" chords after the Kushner joke.
I love Stephen but the "wow what a cliffhanger " is awful
The Lion King clip at the end made my day; always appreciate a classic Disney reference and it's a sadly accurate analogy of our current situation.
all I know it's that Trump's winning so much he's already on 32 percent approval. lol
Ohhhh Stephen....their is nothing sexier than smart funny, I ♡ U
I laughed so much at the fake country bit. ^.^
3:12
Stephen: he can still mess things up though
John:he probably will 😂😂😂
I am from Norway, but I don't know where Normay is... 😂
Mr. President... this isn't *Bipartisan* ... this is *Bipolar*
I like scandalabia, it's always wet down there.
sravan kumar omg 😂😂😂😂
sravan kumar
And we have a winner 😂😂😂😂
Just saying hello from Oystralia!
so when they told Jared he was the ambassador to Swemen...
‘The WH is working overtime to make sure the president is working...anytime’ 😭😂😂😂
😂😂😂 Stephen is killing it😂😂😂
4:41 John Batiste is either playing the opening chords to Jailhouse Rock, or his lounge jazz arrangement of the theme from Jaws.
Why? Why always in the wrong order?! Argh!
Haha loved the little Jailhouse rock on piano.
More like "Jerkyl" and Hyde! Amiriiiiiiiiiite
Stephen's impression of Trump is sounding more and more like Cartman from Southpark. "Respect my authority"
The writers are killing it
"Their casual Friday is a Klan hood." ... LMAO! OMG I couldn't stop laughing... I just wish there wasn't at least a metaphorical shovel full of truth in that. Not a grain of truth - a shovel full.
Any fellow Normanians in the comment section?
Chris Wilson hello friend!!
At least Bannon won’t have to change dress for his new life as a bum.
Just add a paper bag with a glass bottle sticking out.
We are one federal branch shy of becoming a dictatorship. Lol
The only thing I don't like about Stephen's monologues is that he always asks someone off camera "today??" 3:20 Yes Stephen..today, like every day.
Nina unless episode is pre taped, then "today" actually means "yesterday" :)
I know all of the episodes are pretaped but that still means "today" for him. It's just a thing he does to make the show seem less scripted but we know he's had a dress rehearsal and he knows what he's talking about so it doesn't make sense to keep pretending that he doesn't know it happened "today"
Overhauling the US prison system has a task that needed to be completed decades ago.
PacManAction They're trying to privatize it for their own personal profit.
They must be very liberal with the word overhauling, because they are just doing more of what has been done already.
"I love a happy ending!"
-Stephen Colbert
Jacob Bays I DIED at that...
Yo America. Stop moaning about Russia meddling with your election when America has done that.
The audible groan from the audience when Steven Colbert told everyone it was Kushner's birthday. Like, " Dang, he's still a thing?!"
Any normegian here?
I didn't know there was a Jekyll in Trump.
I only see an evil Hyde Senior and a more evil Hyde Junior.
That’s so hilarious! I saw that Lion King clip late last year and thought that that’s what will happen to Trump.
"They're casual Friday is a Klan hood."
Oh snap, the lion king analogy totally works... bet I see that meme everywhere today. Lmao
hi from puerto pico jajajaaj puerto rico
gotta love that Lion King clip! And the country name changes OMG I was literally about to fall off my chair laughing! DACA-Blocked lmao!
Ooh, I have another alter-ego name. "Former Breitbart editor and drunken mall Santa, Steve Bannon."
I laughed so hard at the Lion King bit! 😂
Always wanted to visit Confefe, Normay
I love it when the Courts cite Trump’s own tweets in their decisions.
Shit, I just realized you can only see one of Colbert's earlobes, the other one is like folded in. Can't unsee!!!
"Hii amigo immigration is here, Of course get down." Jaaaaa funny 😂
"Just grab 'em by the Scandalabia"
Hey, I have postcards from Normay!
"Scandilabia" XD! Love it!!