Plus what happened to the line about Bannon's "departure from the WH being part of a predetermined timeline"? They were knocking themselves out to say he wasn't fired, but that it had been planned well in advance. OMG You guys don't think they lied to everyone to save face over an epically bad hire, do you?
+Shashank Tripathi donald trump made that claim during the campaign, and was rated mostly false by credible fact checkers. www.politifact.com/truth-o-meter/statements/2016/may/11/donald-trump/donald-trump-says-germany-now-riddled-crime-thanks/
I´m sorry to say but germany is not fine at all. There is a new right nationalist party in germany who won 13% of the votes in the last elections. We have o grow of 14% of nazi offenses - just last year. If you are listening to our right party, you are really thinking you can hear trump speaking. Fake news, ignoring climate change.. and of course attacks against minorities in our country. In my opinion we are all sitting in the same boat. Because what you can see in trump is getting bigger and bigger in germany, and in every other state in europe too.
now, now, pence will only try to destroy the usa. it's not right to endanger south korea, japan, europe, etc., which is what we're doing as long as trump is around.
just remember the Republicans claimed that Obama did not know the constitution. He was a constitution lawyer. Trump was their presidential nominee, he is a failed business/con man.
Wow you think any President ever has gone with the Constitution. Sure the President might wanna do that but all the fucking snakes that surrounds a president.. Oooh Jesus.
Omg I watch that part like 10 times I cried laughing so hard I came back tonight just to fast forward to that part it was funny as shit and he actually sound like him lmaooo I thought nobody thought it was fun but me
Thank you gjmob. Ignore the trolls. We accept your apology for Rupert Murdoch. May we offer our sincerest apologies to Australians (and the rest of the world) for Donald Trump and his entire family and administration. Trump... 0 days without being a national embarrassment.
gjmob Hey buddy, I'm just glad all these shit heads werent produced in America. Someday well get through this man...and maybe even one day, we'll look back and laugh...I dont know though.
In the race between the douchebag and shit sandwich... Well frankly I'd vote the douchebag... Except I actually voted third party. I just didn't want the shit sandwich to win.
You do realize this book is fake right? this guy is fake news and he even tells you that to your face and when he reports on crap like this you actually believe him. This is idiocracy this is Idiocracy THIS IS IDIOCRACY you guys are fucking sheep.
lol you are an idiot dude, how does my statement idolizing Trump. I am telling you that this book is not reality and if you believe it you are an idiot. If you think that idolizes Trump then I rest my case.
*_As a Chinese freedom advocate, I challenge the good American people to RECOVER your country from this Catastrophe, to help me convince my fellow Chinese people that Democracy is better than the other alternatives. Please._*
Stop looking up to America. There are a lot of democratic countries that are doing just fine. America has a broken system that's corrupt all the way to the top. It's a shithole.
Joe Biden put it best when he said to Stephen Colbert last year: You should never run for the job if you know you can't put your 100% into it and you truly believe you're the best person for the job. Trump thought it was easy and found the hard way how much work actually goes into being President.
@Greg Tacconi You sound triggered. Too much work for you to cite a source? Or do you want someone else to do it? So typical of your ilk, always looking for handouts and other people to do your dirty work...
m. rude LOL hmm let's think about this.. What does Trump want - he's such a deep guy with complex motivations, right? Oh wait actually no he's a transparent narcissist who wants 3 things: 1) His giant gold name on everything 2) $$$ 3) Admiration and praise That's literally it. Every single thing he does can be boiled down to one of those 3 things.
yes there is comedic attraction, however the blunt fact that donald never wanted to be president (and has neither the accumen or intelligence for the office) is alarming for both continental and global stability and security.he MUST go...and very soon.
Dumb ass sounds like an idiot Trump did nothing and can't even spell Hillary His damn stupid fucking policies haven't even kicked in yet Another Russian troll
God can you imagine having pictures or video of you or a family member forever written in history somewhere supporting Trump.. Jesus... I'd rather be caught naked falling out of a portapotty at this point..
Atley Meow very soon you won’t be able to find anyone willing to say they voted for Trump. After Germany lost the war it was impossible to find anyone who said they supported Hitler
Atley Meow Yes, my boss at work put up a shrine to Trump in the office at work because he was going to be so good for small business.. she got bought out by a corporation for pennies on the dollar a few weeks ago because if she didn't they were going to put up a new business and take away all her customers anyway. It's about the best analogy for this whole presidency you could imagine.
Daniel: Hahaha, what a story! It's like the story of those Latino bitches who pledged their allegiance to Trump and who had claimed what a great leader he was and then all of a sudden Trump passed laws to have them all deported! Karma is a bitch!
Stephen, an Aussie here. Rupie had two citizenships, Aussie and American. He returned the first one to get a tax break. Like it or not, RUPERT'S AN AMERICAN. (For a LONG time now too.)
Remember the good old days when hating Nazis was not only accepted but fun for the whole family? Yep, hating the very standard of evil was almost wholesome. Hmm... good times. It's almost like Trumpism philosophy is the SJW crowd who defend white nationalists (Nazis, white supremacists, etc) while denying it does that. Well, deny it in a cultist way that behaves like the orange clown is their Jesus. "Let's alter the details to make us right. Load the insults and low-brow logic while we piece together some semi-workable sophistry."
Love Colbert. He's been amazing for years but since Trump became pres hrs taken it to another level. Also amazing to watch Trump get destroyed on a regular basis by someone with a large audience. So that doesn't hurt :p
You're not allowed to use the word fake news when this channel your watching is the king of it. You notice he has never mentioned anything about hillary and their corruption at all. Stay brainwashed sheeps
+ProGameDev101 Easy report, also "never mentioned Hillary" #FakeNews "not allowed to use the word fake news" #FakeNews "channel you're watching is king of it" #FakeNews
Can you type english? What the fuck are you saying? You realize the more people like colbert bash trump the silent majority are just going to vote for him again to make u even more mad for another 4 years. You know that right? Its going to happen...
The thing I hate most about this presidency is how it forced me renege on so many of my beliefs.. I wasn't a huge fan of the manipulative media until Trump made it him vs. them; I never liked a lot of the fucking around Democrats did until they became the best hope for ending this nightmare; now I have to agree with Steve fucking Bannon!?
Daniel Gehring If it makes you feel better, when it's Trump vs. anybody else, not-Trump is always the correct answer, even if it isn't remotely the best answer.
No, it didn’t. If you gave up on your beliefs because one person or another was elected, you probably didn’t really believe in them very much in the first place. This is the same argument of Nazi soldiers who were tried for war crimes and their defense was “I was just following orders.”
Matt Hudson I respectfully disagree. The paradigm shifted and suddenly I didn't have time to care about stuff as inconsequential as "that media should concentrate on stuff that isn't just getting them views" and "those Democrats sure can't govern".. when the big evil (In your analogy) rose I had to choose my allies, as strange a set of bedfellows as they may be. Also, way to Godwin. Why mess around with legitimate comparison when you can just call me a Nazi sympathizer? 🤔
if ya go back far enough in time the republican party isn't the shit show it is today. it used to be about something. as an outside observer its pretty obvious that the republican party is basically smoke & mirrors. all of the weird stupid crap that causes the US to be a joke comes either from republicans or people who vote republican because they're tricked into it. historically this hasn't been true, but its true today.
Because your an idiot, Colbert is a weasel and a tool. I used to like him on the daily show but now he's just a liberal Democrat and a one trick pony. "Durr Durr Durr Donald Trump Durr Durr Durr" *dumbass audience laughs, repeat for an entire hour*.
It’s just very interesting to watch Trump supporters justify the most unstable government in over a century. Poor fellas are gonna blame the devil for misleading them into voting for Trump when he finally leaves the White House
Someone please inform Trump that he can resign anytime. For the sake of the country and all our allies (in exchange for his resignation) Fox could launch a new reality TV show in which Trump can pretend to be president.
Roman Devivo :) Trump will never resign cos he's obssesed by the appearences, he's afraid to not be called a loser whilst that will be the opposite, cos you have to have a great inner strength in order to publicly admit your own mistakes.
+Goughs Bastard I want a priminister and leading party that has some balls put's Australia and Australians first. Our government is stuffed full of lovesick teenagers (metaphorically) who all want nothing but America senpai or China Senpai to notice them. That's all they care about, that's all they ever put effort into. They don't give a damn unless they can get one of the two big boy's to notice them for a brief moment. Also Abbot was nothing like Trump. He was a crazy christian moralist who had no idea how to manage money or speak or do anything outside of being an opposition leader. I know you hate me saying this but Trump is far more competent then Abbot ever was. And besides the only reason Abbot ever became priminister is cause his predecesor Julia Gillard was a commie sympathizing, idiotic feminist who screwed over our heavy industry to fulfill her agenda. Everyone it seems likes to casually sweep that fact under the rug
+Goughs Bastard Gillards carbon tax was nothing but a spiteful tax on the middle and upper class, it did nothing to curb emissions or help the environment. She was a watermelon like so many so called environmentalists.
I want to thank you Stephen even though I'm not American. I live in Europe, and have been feel increasingly unsafe since Trump became President. For the first time in my life, I find myself interested in American politics.... (dot, dot, dot, dot.... so sad!) Your relentless and sharp humour makes this 'unpresidented presidency' more bearable, and I watch you a lot on RUclips. Thank you for your courage, sharpness, and wit, which for me are a ray of light in the darkness of the narcissistic corruption that is Trump. He could have done soooo much good for our planet, which is so hugely in need of enlightened and compassionate politicians, but he chooses to deny climate change, attack the pillars of democracy such as the free press, and the rule of law for his own personal gain, and is, perhaps even worse than Putin. Even Putin has 2 bright spots... (dot, dot dot :), he has brains, and he genuinely seems to care about preserving endangered species... (dot, dot, dot :) Trump, and the impressive 'fruits of his loins' are bent on destroying even those. Sooooo depressing! Heard Don Juniour say that there's a certain bonding in hunting with other like minded people. I can well imagine that those that go on expeditions to photograph (and not shoot!!!!) wild life would bond beautifully too!!! But that would be win-win... a concept that the Trump family doesn't understand!!! It's reassuring to know that there are others that he is not fooling, and for the sake of our planet, our fellow creatures and future generations, with all my heart and soul I pray that the next President of the USA is a wise, honest, intelligent, and idealistic soul! For me Trump's presidency is all the more unpalateable, because he stole it from Hillary Clinton, and I do have the impression that she loves the USA and democracy, and is a smart woman that would be tough on Russia and protect institutions such as Nato which help to keep the world stable.
Wonder why Bannon is suddenly so critical about Trump? Does it have anything to do with the rumor that Bannon is planning to run for president in 2020?
Yeah, there's NOTHING about all of the stupid crap he's done is there? Nothing at all. I mean, even his brown nosing Fox News is talking about it, as well as every single other news source.... but yeah there's nothing..lol
Greg Tacconi Nothing? He's already officially the worst president of all time. And his supporters are officially the biggest idiots this country has ever seen😆
Mike Flynn, George Papadopoulos, Paul Manafort, Steve Bannon - how much coffee did the Trump campaign drink that they needed all those people to go get it for them?
Health concerns - Trump could resign. just with those 2 words, no shame, no prying, no crying from supporters, and leave with whatever amount of dignity the man thinks he has *hint* it's as much as his ego, but actually it's less than or on par with his I.Q at this point.
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Haha, it's so predictable that Trump will claim that Bannon is just another low-level coffee boy.
Toad Jiang *covfefe
Plus what happened to the line about Bannon's "departure from the WH being part of a predetermined timeline"? They were knocking themselves out to say he wasn't fired, but that it had been planned well in advance. OMG You guys don't think they lied to everyone to save face over an epically bad hire, do you?
ArtGirl82 lies!? From the most truthful administration ever? (Choke)
Yep!
Toad Jiang
Cofefe boy
If this presidency was unplanned and unwanted, you don't have to carry it to term. You can abort it at any time.
KingOfMadCows lol
We need more Planned Presidency clinics in D.C.
+Joshua Bolt *gasps
KingOfMadCows - The problem is with the Pro-strife crowd.
That's not what Republicans stand for. . .😂😂😂
I usually don't watch Stephen Colbert but he was so brilliant that I have to subscribe. Simply epic.
Watching the Trumpanzees and Breitbarbarians turn on one another is bigly entertaining. Buying popcorn now.
jpdemer5 the rats are rat fucking each other before jumping ship...
Even if we end up dying, we'll die laughing our butts off!
I'm curious to see if this rift will continue and what it will do to the poll numbers when the deplorable base cracks down the middle.
Trumpanzees.... I love it! I always used "Trumplings" but I think I like your term better.
The right classically eats its own. That's why they are pro life and anti education- so they have something to eat. And rape.
"You got any sugar water?" - perfect!
Jo Dus the most hilarious thing is that donofrio actually looks better than Bannon.
And not only that.....It's was said so perfectly that it might have been dubbed from the movie.
Out fucking standing, Private Pyle!
That Men in Black alien is one of the most underrated performances in cinematic history.
Dragon Ball Super couldn't agree more. Bannon did very well in that role
To think it’s the guy from Law and Order criminal intent too... amazing performance
You can never be too harsh to nazis Steven ... allways give em hard times ! With best wishes from germany !
lol germany will be fine; it's the usa we need to worry about.
Shashank Tripathi - You're failing quite hard here, anyone with common sense would call it quits to save further embarrassment.
+Shashank Tripathi
donald trump made that claim during the campaign, and was rated mostly false by credible fact checkers. www.politifact.com/truth-o-meter/statements/2016/may/11/donald-trump/donald-trump-says-germany-now-riddled-crime-thanks/
I´m sorry to say but germany is not fine at all. There is a new right nationalist party in germany who won 13% of the votes in the last elections. We have o grow of 14% of nazi offenses - just last year. If you are listening to our right party, you are really thinking you can hear trump speaking. Fake news, ignoring climate change.. and of course attacks against minorities in our country. In my opinion we are all sitting in the same boat. Because what you can see in trump is getting bigger and bigger in germany, and in every other state in europe too.
Yes, it is exactly as you put it, Propaganda. How about you provide some sources on the ministers saying stuff like that instead, hmmm?
It's fun watching him get tangled in his own lies.
Stephen Colbert keeps me sane. Love him.
I'm pretty sure Melania cried on her wedding night too
Jimminy Lummox she cries a lot
Steve Bannon, who? Never met him, must have been another intern. - Donald Trump
Kim Jong Fun cute picture 😂
We sent him for coffee and he got sugar water. and the Starbucks guy wrote' covfefe' on it
Kim Jong Fun lol he was just another coffee boy according to thedonald.
I wonder if he'll be saying the same thing when they edict Jared & Don Jr.
That's President Bannon
"what happens when your syphilis gets herpes" had me rolling!
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That got me pretty good as well.
Still...!
Rich Colter It's funny cuz it's true😂
He planned to fail but yet he win? Wow,that is one major fuckup.
He clearly showed signs he didn't really want to be Prez. Shows that we the people are stupid enough to vote for him.
on hillary's part yeah
Idiot bankrubts a CASINO and can't even lose an election when he plans to.......!!!!!
He aimed for the ground and missed.
Trump had his followers the moment they heard him make the first racist statement against Mexicans!
It's never too late to resign Mr. President.
it would be the best resignation ever; everyone says so.
I rather have trump than pence . With trump i will know when i will die. He will tweet when he pushes that button on his table.
now, now, pence will only try to destroy the usa. it's not right to endanger south korea, japan, europe, etc., which is what we're doing as long as trump is around.
Bu Men Nigo
Don’t even say that. It is too horrible to make lighthearted comments about it!
He first has to pass enough laws that will make him richer. The tax reform is just the first of those.
😁 Love from Australia 🇦🇺
"... when your syphilis gets herpes ..." - hilarious!
That was the Best.
Tonina Satta comedy gold I tell you. Jon Stewart needs come get some of this, there's so much meat on them bones lol.
gosh i nearly died when he said that
😂😂I died😂😂😂
No matter how nice he dress up, Bannon STILL looks like drunken, filthy hobo living under a bridge.
“You can’t have a President who doesn’t know what the Constitution is.”
And yet, here we are. 😭
Emme lol
Emme
since when has a president known the constitution?
bushes illegal wars & torture facilities.
Obama's NSA spying on citizens and allies.
He didn't even know that HE was the president of the US Virgin islands
just remember the Republicans claimed that Obama did not know the constitution. He was a constitution lawyer. Trump was their presidential nominee, he is a failed business/con man.
Wow you think any President ever has gone with the Constitution. Sure the President might wanna do that but all the fucking snakes that surrounds a president.. Oooh Jesus.
"Got any sugar water" 💀💀💀
Good god Bannon is hideous looking.
CarbolicSoap I know, that shit was so funny lol. Makes me wanna watch MIB.
CarbolicSoap that KILLED ME TOO LOLOLOLOLOL
Omg I watch that part like 10 times I cried laughing so hard I came back tonight just to fast forward to that part it was funny as shit and he actually sound like him lmaooo I thought nobody thought it was fun but me
That was pretty good D'onofrio!
As an Australian, I would like to apologise profusely for Murdoch. we are nothing like him, or Greg Norman.
Thank you gjmob. Ignore the trolls. We accept your apology for Rupert Murdoch. May we offer our sincerest apologies to Australians (and the rest of the world) for Donald Trump and his entire family and administration.
Trump... 0 days without being a national embarrassment.
gjmob Hey buddy, I'm just glad all these shit heads werent produced in America. Someday well get through this man...and maybe even one day, we'll look back and laugh...I dont know though.
Melania doesn't cry. Those early models didn't come with tearducts. That was the CX-20361B
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Her model was known as the "whoreBot 1000"
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The older models had rubber skin, they were easy to spot.
That Trump voice though.....😂😂😂😂😂
Lol!!
I know... It's PERFECT!
Steve Bannon looked into the Ark of the Covenant and the Ark melted.
Lol, well said.
KingOfMadCows you have chosen wisely.
You killing me with those jokes man
Zing!
Now that's funny!
South Park was right!
Well of course, Trey Parker and Matt Stone are two of the best satirists on the planet.
Yep, Randy never wanted to be president.
Duude! I was thinking the same thing..."Awww, jeez"
Ah youre such a turd sandwich
South Park was never wrong!
I've been saying this for approximately a year, including the "it's a real-life Mel Brooks' The Producers" thing.
Finally, the showdown between he guy who is colored like an orange... and the guy who's textured like one.
They're both pretty unapeeling.
Trump vs Bannon. America's Human Hemorrhoid vs. Syphilis with Herpes.
Ooh. That's zesty
New Message o
I'm a now officially a New Message follower.
Listen, you can hear the tears falling in trailer parks all across the nation
The jokes(DT & SB) write the punchlines, and Stephen delivers it.... Its almost too easy.
Stephen Colbert's monologues have been an absolute godsend
Keep on downing your political junk food.
I guess trump did get tired of winning after all.
But unfortunately not tired of whining
Ain't that the truth, keep up the good work Steve,, get the Truth out, awesome.
Rupert Murdoch isn't Australian - he renounced and became a naturalised US citizen. We don't want him back.
We don't want him either.
No, you keep him.
Suggest we drop him in the ocean halfway between the US and Australia. Which of the two continents he swims back to is the one that has to keep him.
Chester Australia has a big enough shark problem
Our sharks will eat up Murdoch before he even reaches the coastline
I think it was more like trump couldn't believe that Russia actually pulled it off.
wiseass 5000 just bought a few ads
Yeah keep repeating parroted falsehoods
ppl besides cnn actually believe that? dont know if i should laugh or cry how stupid and obedient some people are
Big Bob Whats my name?
When South Park gets it right again
Kobi Morton south park is always right
In the race between the douchebag and shit sandwich... Well frankly I'd vote the douchebag... Except I actually voted third party. I just didn't want the shit sandwich to win.
You do realize this book is fake right? this guy is fake news and he even tells you that to your face and when he reports on crap like this you actually believe him. This is idiocracy this is Idiocracy THIS IS IDIOCRACY you guys are fucking sheep.
CosaNostra42 I think you need to calm down a bit and stop idolising Trump. He's only a president not a messiah.
lol you are an idiot dude, how does my statement idolizing Trump. I am telling you that this book is not reality and if you believe it you are an idiot. If you think that idolizes Trump then I rest my case.
Mr.Colbert you are Awesome!🖒👌
Steve Bannon = "What happens when your syphilis gets herpes", Hilarious
Andrew Jimenez 😂😂😂😂😂
Andrew Jimenez
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Springtime for trumpler and Germany. 😂🤣😂🤣
The MAJORITY of Americans had tears in their eyes on election night.
*_As a Chinese freedom advocate, I challenge the good American people to RECOVER your country from this Catastrophe, to help me convince my fellow Chinese people that Democracy is better than the other alternatives. Please._*
win winwin
Oh, but how?
Stop looking up to America. There are a lot of democratic countries that are doing just fine. America has a broken system that's corrupt all the way to the top. It's a shithole.
ifonlyiwere sober stfu you know-nothing turd
Total LOL at the Men in Black joke. I cracked up at, "Got any sugar water?"
Joe Biden put it best when he said to Stephen Colbert last year: You should never run for the job if you know you can't put your 100% into it and you truly believe you're the best person for the job. Trump thought it was easy and found the hard way how much work actually goes into being President.
wow, quoting a petafile ..but then again, not uncommon for snowflake libtards
Greg Tacconi do you have evidence to back that claim?
look yourself its well documented
Greg Tacconi I haven't seen it reported anywhere, so I'm curious what your source is.
@Greg Tacconi
You sound triggered. Too much work for you to cite a source? Or do you want someone else to do it? So typical of your ilk, always looking for handouts and other people to do your dirty work...
"When your Syphilis catches Herpes" DIED Laughing, oh Stephen, freaking Hilarious!!!!!!
Carlos Lopez dotdotdot gotta steal that joke! Fkin classic!
XD And yet... John didn't go... "COLD BLOODED." That was the BEST and ONLY time... John was supposed to say that.
XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD!!! That was fucking hilarious!!!
I swear I read that comment JUST as it came up in the vid!
Dude you are awesome!!! This show rocks🎉😁 Facts+Humor Amazing.
Crap, South Park’s portrayal of the election season was basically accurate.
Life was much better when South Park was fiction, or at least, an exaggeration.
falcore91 Holy fuck!
lmao was just thinking the same thing
Rumpel Felt He ain't your budday friend
No Face, He ain't your friend, guy.
Oh, he wanted to win, but that's all he wanted. He never actually wanted the job.
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m. rude LOL hmm let's think about this.. What does Trump want - he's such a deep guy with complex motivations, right? Oh wait actually no he's a transparent narcissist who wants 3 things:
1) His giant gold name on everything
2) $$$
3) Admiration and praise
That's literally it. Every single thing he does can be boiled down to one of those 3 things.
ellisd525 I would add Possessions to that list, both material and human (especially of the female variety).
Cheryl Bottomley your so right he loves being First and he is the First mentally ill President right at the starting gate
Murdoch has been an American since 1985. So sorry, no backsies.
yes there is comedic attraction, however the blunt fact that donald never wanted to be president (and has neither the accumen or intelligence for the office) is alarming for both continental and global stability and security.he MUST go...and very soon.
Ohh man, this keeps on getting better...
YOU ARE UNREAL STEPHEN..LOVE IT!!!!!
We in Australia would be happy to have you Steven!
Free Melania
No shit.
Budget won't cover her buyout, poor liddle gold-digger!
...with the purchase of any Melania of equal or greater value.
Quinn Black
FUCK Melania, she's just a mail order WHORE.🐷
Quinn Black fuck Melania. She’s a birther piece of shit. Look back at her interview questioning Obama’s birth certificate.
Great to see you back doing your thing better than ever
We all knew that.....but it doesn't make it any easier.
*insert a million laughing emojis* Improved for who?
Dumb ass sounds like an idiot
Trump did nothing and can't even spell Hillary
His damn stupid fucking policies haven't even kicked in yet
Another Russian troll
Baws Nitti your brainwashed
Joe Smith I took your advice and looked up facts and statistics but it turns out everything you're saying is a lie.
lol, Idiot !!
God can you imagine having pictures or video of you or a family member forever written in history somewhere supporting Trump.. Jesus... I'd rather be caught naked falling out of a portapotty at this point..
Atley Meow very soon you won’t be able to find anyone willing to say they voted for Trump. After Germany lost the war it was impossible to find anyone who said they supported Hitler
Atley Meow
Yes, my boss at work put up a shrine to Trump in the office at work because he was going to be so good for small business.. she got bought out by a corporation for pennies on the dollar a few weeks ago because if she didn't they were going to put up a new business and take away all her customers anyway. It's about the best analogy for this whole presidency you could imagine.
Daniel: Hahaha, what a story! It's like the story of those Latino bitches who pledged their allegiance to Trump and who had claimed what a great leader he was and then all of a sudden Trump passed laws to have them all deported! Karma is a bitch!
The Steve Bannon joke 😂. I laughed out loud at work when I heard that joke lmfao. Good thing no one was around, ha!
If you want to clean up this mess, use Irish Spring, it works miracles
I was thinking flame thrower.
Nick Yolo. Cover him in concrete and dump him in the north sea
Dammit it's a new meme. Irish Spring is a brand that has products like soap etc
Not even chlorine trifluoride could clean up this mess and that stuff can set fire to concrete!!!
Vincent D'Onfrio! LOL! "SUGAR WATER!" ROFLMAO!
Steve your skin is hanging off your bones
Anne Brown or maybe some liquor...grumph!
Anne Brown hahahaha.....
The USA is just getting more ridiculous. Stephen Colbert explains it very well. Thank you.
Swamp Wars : Trump Vader vs Snoke Bannon
Comparing Trump to Vader is an insult. Trump Grevious maybe
Shinigami Jack Trump Palpatine.
More likely that fat Gungan, you know the one that showers everybody in spit....
Well trump, you can help make America sane again, by resigning. Not much hope for you though, you were never sane to begin with.
camelshit 7
camelshit same as of 8 years of that fucking useless POS obama!
Mike Carter Scapegoating? You trumpturds assume just because someone don't like trump that they like hillary and obama.
liquidlight86
liquidlight86,,looky looky here another Obamachimp ,,here ..heres a fucking banana to go with those tears of yours!
Stephen, an Aussie here.
Rupie had two citizenships, Aussie and American.
He returned the first one to get a tax break.
Like it or not, RUPERT'S AN AMERICAN.
(For a LONG time now too.)
The US can have Murdoch. Australia definitely doesn't want him!
Jillian Arnold Aussie Aussie oy oy Aussie Aussie oy oy oy Aussie
Happy Nazi line. Yes.
Mortal Clown - the Zionist Nazi who thinks establishing Jerusalem as the capital is important. Makes sense.
South Park guessed it like a year ago. He didn’t want to win
Impostor82 fuck you , you beat my comment
Oh no! My bad dog
Love Stephen Colbert. Happy New Year.
We already knew this... haha.... That is even a premise of South Park's parody of him.
Yeah now he throwing tantrums again just before the release of his niece book.
Stephen got to love how you handled that Nazi joke (0:50) when some of the audience who seemed to have a stick up their ass got quickly offended.
Remember the good old days when hating Nazis was not only accepted but fun for the whole family? Yep, hating the very standard of evil was almost wholesome. Hmm... good times. It's almost like Trumpism philosophy is the SJW crowd who defend white nationalists (Nazis, white supremacists, etc) while denying it does that. Well, deny it in a cultist way that behaves like the orange clown is their Jesus. "Let's alter the details to make us right. Load the insults and low-brow logic while we piece together some semi-workable sophistry."
I just want to say if I had a dollar for every time I replayed that “when your Syphilis gets herpes” joke I would have $7!
"Where did it go right?! Where did it go right?!"
There's no honour among ass holes, I mean thieves.
I hate 2018 already
I can't get enough of 2018.
Why? Your master Trump might go to prison in 2018? You might be wrong, he might end up in prison in 2019!
LMAO! I love how Stephem makes fun of how people look and act when he introduces them. The MIB one was awesome!
Keep up all the great work Stephen
There.. Are.. *FOUR* lights!!
Taijifufu No. . .there are FIVE.
Great reference. Love me some TNG
Elect a clown, you get a circus!
Love Colbert. He's been amazing for years but since Trump became pres hrs taken it to another level. Also amazing to watch Trump get destroyed on a regular basis by someone with a large audience. So that doesn't hurt :p
Destroyed? U ever watch the camera pan to colberts audience? Its like all arabs wearing turbans and mad brown kids lol
+ProGameDev101 ur comment #fakeNews
You're not allowed to use the word fake news when this channel your watching is the king of it. You notice he has never mentioned anything about hillary and their corruption at all. Stay brainwashed sheeps
+ProGameDev101 Easy report, also "never mentioned Hillary" #FakeNews "not allowed to use the word fake news" #FakeNews "channel you're watching is king of it" #FakeNews
Can you type english? What the fuck are you saying? You realize the more people like colbert bash trump the silent majority are just going to vote for him again to make u even more mad for another 4 years. You know that right? Its going to happen...
Trump VS Bannon?
*gets popcorn*
Dueling banjos. Geesh!
Stephen C. makes my day again with the opening monologue.
You're telling me South Park was on-point again?
Man South Park called this facade from a mile away.
ruclips.net/video/TlqKFlU7YAs/видео.html South Park clip showing they were right!
O'bannon's resemblance to the MIB alien, is uncanny lol!
Damn this was savage.
B K Biggly!
The thing I hate most about this presidency is how it forced me renege on so many of my beliefs.. I wasn't a huge fan of the manipulative media until Trump made it him vs. them; I never liked a lot of the fucking around Democrats did until they became the best hope for ending this nightmare; now I have to agree with Steve fucking Bannon!?
Daniel Gehring If it makes you feel better, when it's Trump vs. anybody else, not-Trump is always the correct answer, even if it isn't remotely the best answer.
No, it didn’t. If you gave up on your beliefs because one person or another was elected, you probably didn’t really believe in them very much in the first place. This is the same argument of Nazi soldiers who were tried for war crimes and their defense was “I was just following orders.”
Matt Hudson
I respectfully disagree. The paradigm shifted and suddenly I didn't have time to care about stuff as inconsequential as "that media should concentrate on stuff that isn't just getting them views" and "those Democrats sure can't govern".. when the big evil (In your analogy) rose I had to choose my allies, as strange a set of bedfellows as they may be.
Also, way to Godwin. Why mess around with legitimate comparison when you can just call me a Nazi sympathizer? 🤔
I hate them both, so either way we lose.
if ya go back far enough in time the republican party isn't the shit show it is today. it used to be about something.
as an outside observer its pretty obvious that the republican party is basically smoke & mirrors. all of the weird stupid crap that causes the US to be a joke comes either from republicans or people who vote republican because they're tricked into it.
historically this hasn't been true, but its true today.
I was just drinking milk, and when Steven said, "Got any sugar water", I laughed so hard it came out my nose. OMG
I'd vote for Stephen to be our Prime Minister.
Why don't already have a enough jokes in office? *ba-dum tiss*
Anhedonic Author C.f.y
Because your an idiot, Colbert is a weasel and a tool. I used to like him on the daily show but now he's just a liberal Democrat and a one trick pony. "Durr Durr Durr Donald Trump Durr Durr Durr" *dumbass audience laughs, repeat for an entire hour*.
I'm sure Trump secretly voted for HILLARY, hahaha.
Attempt at being funny?
Wouldn't it be funny, don't you think?
*Kris, I am sure dat Melonia, Voted for HeLLary*
The latest today is Trump declared he wanted to thank himself at thanksgiving for his great presidency. What modesty.
It’s just very interesting to watch Trump supporters justify the most unstable government in over a century.
Poor fellas are gonna blame the devil for misleading them into voting for Trump when he finally leaves the White House
Naw, they'll say it's Hillary's fault for losing the electoral college.
Or that Obama did...something. IDFK they're masters at mental gymnastics, when there's a will there's a way.
Don't confuse the bidet with the foyer.
Dead Frt West aa
Your ability to repeat things is impressive
Very funny, superbly done!
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"When syphilis gets herpes."
Very good joke.
Someone please inform Trump that he can resign anytime. For the sake of the country and all our allies (in exchange for his resignation) Fox could launch a new reality TV show in which Trump can pretend to be president.
Roman Devivo :) Trump will never resign cos he's obssesed by the appearences, he's afraid to not be called a loser whilst that will be the opposite, cos you have to have a great inner strength in order to publicly admit your own mistakes.
Roman Devivo he resigns and putin immediately puts a hit out on trump kids
send him here to Australia. I'll happily take the strong arm if poor with words Trump over our pantywaist prime minister any day.
+Goughs Bastard
I want a priminister and leading party that has some balls put's Australia and Australians first. Our government is stuffed full of lovesick teenagers (metaphorically) who all want nothing but America senpai or China Senpai to notice them. That's all they care about, that's all they ever put effort into.
They don't give a damn unless they can get one of the two big boy's to notice them for a brief moment.
Also Abbot was nothing like Trump. He was a crazy christian moralist who had no idea how to manage money or speak or do anything outside of being an opposition leader. I know you hate me saying this but Trump is far more competent then Abbot ever was. And besides the only reason Abbot ever became priminister is cause his predecesor Julia Gillard was a commie sympathizing, idiotic feminist who screwed over our heavy industry to fulfill her agenda. Everyone it seems likes to casually sweep that fact under the rug
+Goughs Bastard
Gillards carbon tax was nothing but a spiteful tax on the middle and upper class, it did nothing to curb emissions or help the environment. She was a watermelon like so many so called environmentalists.
Yea sure Donnie. Steve Bannon has nothing to do with you. Now go play some more with your action figures.
The ghost Trump saw election night was Erik
So good at the trump impression hahaha
I want to thank you Stephen even though I'm not American. I live in Europe, and have been feel increasingly unsafe since Trump became President. For the first time in my life, I find myself interested in American politics.... (dot, dot, dot, dot.... so sad!)
Your relentless and sharp humour makes this 'unpresidented presidency' more bearable, and I watch you a lot on RUclips. Thank you for your courage, sharpness, and wit, which for me are a ray of light in the darkness of the narcissistic corruption that is Trump.
He could have done soooo much good for our planet, which is so hugely in need of enlightened and compassionate politicians, but he chooses to deny climate change, attack the pillars of democracy such as the free press, and the rule of law for his own personal gain, and is, perhaps even worse than Putin. Even Putin has 2 bright spots... (dot, dot dot :), he has brains, and he genuinely seems to care about preserving endangered species... (dot, dot, dot :) Trump, and the impressive 'fruits of his loins' are bent on destroying even those. Sooooo depressing!
Heard Don Juniour say that there's a certain bonding in hunting with other like minded people. I can well imagine that those that go on expeditions to photograph (and not shoot!!!!) wild life would bond beautifully too!!! But that would be win-win... a concept that the Trump family doesn't understand!!!
It's reassuring to know that there are others that he is not fooling, and for the sake of our planet, our fellow creatures and future generations, with all my heart and soul I pray that the next President of the USA is a wise, honest, intelligent, and idealistic soul!
For me Trump's presidency is all the more unpalateable, because he stole it from Hillary Clinton, and I do have the impression that she loves the USA and democracy, and is a smart woman that would be tough on Russia and protect institutions such as Nato which help to keep the world stable.
Wonder why Bannon is suddenly so critical about Trump? Does it have anything to do with the rumor that Bannon is planning to run for president in 2020?
00 0 - Could be.
Only his idiot base would fall for this.
He's got about as much chance as Dick Cheney
00 0. I honestly thought Trump would hand the reins over to Bannon. I was wrong.
Kind of dumb to do it now, at least wait to 2019
His lies got him into the office and his lies will take him out-not a moment too soon.
And year later .......nothing..lol
Yeah, there's NOTHING about all of the stupid crap he's done is there? Nothing at all. I mean, even his brown nosing Fox News is talking about it, as well as every single other news source.... but yeah there's nothing..lol
Greg Tacconi Nothing? He's already officially the worst president of all time. And his supporters are officially the biggest idiots this country has ever seen😆
He's going to stay in office and keep on lying, more's the pity.
Mike Flynn, George Papadopoulos, Paul Manafort, Steve Bannon - how much coffee did the Trump campaign drink that they needed all those people to go get it for them?
Have your psychiatrist explain it to you. You are never alone with your delusions.
Don Wadd Really you trump supporters want to talk about a psychiatrist?😆
inandof myself ..BLM,sharpton,soros,rev,white.Emanuel,rapist clinton and many more! ha ha, talk about shit!i can go on and on! lmfao
YOU libtards NEED mental help. YOU lost the election so HOLD your breath til you see another demoncrat potus!
Don Wadd Wow dude. As an outsider from another country you guys on both sides really need to seek mental help. You both sound fucking crazy
Health concerns - Trump could resign. just with those 2 words, no shame, no prying, no crying from supporters, and leave with whatever amount of dignity the man thinks he has *hint* it's as much as his ego, but actually it's less than or on par with his I.Q at this point.