Demolition Man - Language Violation

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  • Опубликовано: 28 ноя 2008
  • Collection of bad language from the Demolition Man. Enjoy
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  • @Lestat236
    @Lestat236 Год назад +68

    "This is how insecure heterosexual males used to bond" Hoooooly Shiiiit that sounds like something you can hear in almost every feminist video these days. It's scary how accurate this future is

    • @62202ify
      @62202ify 2 месяца назад +6

      Eeeet, "You have been fined 1 credit for violation of the verbal morality standard". Imagine Richard Pryor, Gordon Ramsay or Samuel L Jackson with one of those things, they'd go bankrupt in a month. 😅

  • @christopherregan1654
    @christopherregan1654 5 лет назад +2059

    The most amazing thing about this movie is how they always kept playing the alert every time someone swore and didn't suddenly stop doing it after a certain period of time. Now that's what I call a dedication to consistency!

    • @TheCoffeeBird
      @TheCoffeeBird 3 года назад +126

      I know this is one year late, but I also like it that after the first few times, it essentially just became background noise. We, and John for the most part, simply ignored it and stopped giving two shits about it.

    • @vasudeanguy8523
      @vasudeanguy8523 3 года назад +110

      @@TheCoffeeBird *beep* You have been fined 1/2 credit for a violation of the verbal morality statute.

    • @simonhowell4486
      @simonhowell4486 3 года назад +19

      Lol I never noticed that it played throughout the movie. It was like after he got all the paper he needed i just started to ignore it, and not even recognize I did iy

    • @dustun9558
      @dustun9558 3 года назад +16

      @@TheCoffeeBird Dave Johnson, You are fined 1 credit for violation of the verbal morality statute.

    • @blackiemcblackerson8687
      @blackiemcblackerson8687 2 года назад +5

      @@DJSHaKa who pissed in your Cheerios.

  • @vasudeanguy8523
    @vasudeanguy8523 3 года назад +675

    I laughed hard as a kid when John Spartan cussed up a storm to get some toilet paper. I still laugh now at that bit.

    • @aaronkenyon7112
      @aaronkenyon7112 2 года назад +66

      I loved how it was a two way joke: he needed some toilet paper and he is wiping his ass with the fines literally and figuratively

    • @bigl5343
      @bigl5343 2 года назад +15

      He does not know how to use the sea shells, hahaha.

    • @compaholic83
      @compaholic83 2 года назад +20

      After the toilet paper rush of 2020, it hits even harder now

    • @thegreenreaper6660
      @thegreenreaper6660 2 года назад +12

      Iconic form of irony. He doesnt know how to use those 3 stupid seashells, so she swears like mad against the machine, to rprint him enough 'violation papers' so he can wipe his ass with them.

    • @markholub5219
      @markholub5219 2 года назад +1

      Me too..

  • @jabberwock95
    @jabberwock95 Год назад +133

    I love that Huxley was fined HALF a credit for a "sotto voce" violation, because she said it quietly to herself 😂 She got a discount!

    • @cousinjeb7116
      @cousinjeb7116 Год назад +10

      I've been wondering what the hell that meant for 30 years! Thanks!

    • @Richterdgf
      @Richterdgf Год назад +14

      I've always wondered why she only got fined a half credit. Thanks for clearing that up!

    • @ibeturface
      @ibeturface 7 дней назад

      Wow I never even noticed that

  • @kaorupangilan6288
    @kaorupangilan6288 5 лет назад +1654

    "John Spartan, your video has been demonitized for violation for verbal morality statute."

  • @linkieloos
    @linkieloos 8 лет назад +4827

    Gordon Ramsey would go bankrupt with just one of these machines.

    • @carlosed-vd7fj
      @carlosed-vd7fj 8 лет назад +21

      jajajajajajaja yes!

    • @Willy2000ization
      @Willy2000ization 7 лет назад +96

      So would every stand up comedian

    • @HawaiiKnut
      @HawaiiKnut 7 лет назад +87

      Nah, they would over heat.

    • @CathyKitson
      @CathyKitson 6 лет назад +100

      The machine would explode.

    • @crashpal
      @crashpal 5 лет назад +32

      Nino would clean the machines with lamb sauce

  • @MultiCommissar
    @MultiCommissar 3 года назад +1650

    Demolition Man was supposed to be a parody of, not an instruction manual to the future.
    And now look where we are.

    • @HorrorUberAlles
      @HorrorUberAlles 3 года назад +113

      Don't worry friend, this only means that we are 50-60 years away from having real-life Judges, Dredd style.

    • @danschuster5187
      @danschuster5187 3 года назад +6

      Only in office work not in the oil field stool the same

    • @Kelly14UK
      @Kelly14UK 3 года назад +13

      These ppl don't listen to music, but love advertising. Uuurgh nauseating.

    • @arinevermore
      @arinevermore 3 года назад +20

      A movie ahead of its time

    • @rangerstrangerdanger4359
      @rangerstrangerdanger4359 3 года назад +27

      We said the same thing about Idiocracy.

  • @triclopsgamer5934
    @triclopsgamer5934 4 года назад +225

    0:34 "Fuckers are fast too..." I don't know why but I love this line.

    • @kennethboyer2338
      @kennethboyer2338 3 года назад +19

      Him saying "BEEP" just made it better.

    • @texasboy9036
      @texasboy9036 3 года назад +7

      Beep
      You are fine one credit for violation of verbal morality statute.

    • @danacarter9147
      @danacarter9147 3 года назад +3

      @@texasboy9036 John spartan: " Thanks a lot, you ?#*$- brained, #&%£faced, &@‰%-breakin', dumb %£?@in' pain in the @$&." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @danacarter9147
      @danacarter9147 3 года назад +1

      "Ow!!! M§¥‡€&#*@‰?£!!!" 🤣🤣🤣

    • @texasboy9036
      @texasboy9036 3 года назад +5

      Dana Carter Dana Carter Da Da Carter you are fine one credit for the violation of the verbal mortality statue.

  • @CaptainDoomsday
    @CaptainDoomsday 5 лет назад +1082

    I love that they called the police over two F-bombs.

    • @alexthompson5275
      @alexthompson5275 3 года назад +115

      Fuckers are fast too

    • @PrekiFromPoland
      @PrekiFromPoland 3 года назад +109

      @@alexthompson5275 *[buzz]* Alex Thompson, you are fined 1 credit for a violation of the Verbal Morality Statute.

    • @ivokarmely453
      @ivokarmely453 3 года назад +9

      PrekiFromPoland That was awesome and hilarious 😆

    • @alexthompson5275
      @alexthompson5275 3 года назад +16

      @@PrekiFromPoland fuck you

    • @evanabbott2737
      @evanabbott2737 3 года назад +2

      Hahahaha

  • @Shiirow
    @Shiirow 5 лет назад +1114

    I love the consistency of the running gag, you can hear it in the background and it makes me laugh.

    • @Thesavagesouls
      @Thesavagesouls 4 года назад +32

      Right ? This movie is so underrated.

    • @HragFarraGaming
      @HragFarraGaming 4 года назад +30

      Fuckers are fast too

    • @DoomChopStick
      @DoomChopStick 4 года назад +24

      @@HragFarraGaming (BZZZZZT!!) Hrag Farra, You are fined one credit for violating the verbal morality standard.

    • @HragFarraGaming
      @HragFarraGaming 4 года назад +6

      @@DoomChopStick BEEEEEEP. lol

    • @HragFarraGaming
      @HragFarraGaming 4 года назад +12

      lol xD. Never gets old.
      --
      "Be well." "BE FUCKED."
      --
      "John Spartan you are fined one credit of the verbal morality statute."

  • @timidhobgoblin207
    @timidhobgoblin207 3 года назад +30

    I’ve only just noticed that the machine refers to everyone by their names except for Simon Phoenix, because he’s not technically supposed to be out of the cryo prison and therefore he hasn’t had his chip fitted in yet. That’s a nice touch.

  • @medalgear654
    @medalgear654 4 года назад +1306

    This movie used to be funny, now it's a freakin horror film!

    • @fakallofu1576
      @fakallofu1576 3 года назад +41

      true true

    • @MrKillerfreak1
      @MrKillerfreak1 3 года назад +50

      Yeah this movie made me kinda sad they can't even smoke or have sex

    • @VITAS874
      @VITAS874 3 года назад +8

      Big true

    • @bernadettevalerie
      @bernadettevalerie 3 года назад +36

      Yup, Norway's doing it now. Smh. Bye-bye, freedom of speech!

    • @baskapat5239
      @baskapat5239 3 года назад +39

      What's wrong with following society rules, just look at China and North Korea, people are so happy and their leader also say so.

  • @coolcat6303
    @coolcat6303 8 лет назад +180

    This movie was great all around but I really liked the attention to detail they had with stuff like the cursing. Even when a character was in a location with no visible morality machine, you'd still hear a "Beep!" off in the distance.

  • @kuribayashi84
    @kuribayashi84 6 лет назад +4734

    *Damn it! This movie was supposed to be dumb fun, not a documentary!*

    • @bunnehboi1985
      @bunnehboi1985 5 лет назад +388

      (BZZZT!) You are fined one credit for violation of the verbal morality statute.

    • @emperorpicard7222
      @emperorpicard7222 5 лет назад +130

      I was promised seashells in the future, damn it!

    • @korvasxeno
      @korvasxeno 5 лет назад +130

      @@emperorpicard7222 (BZZZT!) Emperor Picard
      You are fined one credit for violation of the verbal morality statute.

    • @indifference1015
      @indifference1015 5 лет назад +41

      @@korvasxeno Get the hell outta here!!!!!

    • @The1FastGP
      @The1FastGP 5 лет назад +78

      @@indifference1015 (Bzzt!) You are fined one credit for violating the verbal morality standard.

  • @jimsweet3608
    @jimsweet3608 3 года назад +14

    1:46 "So much for the sea shells."
    I love how Spartan used his "violations" to get tissue paper!

  • @silvussol8966
    @silvussol8966 3 года назад +39

    “Your content has been demonetized for violation of the virtual morality statute.”

  • @kidaneechan
    @kidaneechan 4 года назад +378

    "Fu**ers are fast, too" omg that cracked me

  • @Biz005
    @Biz005 4 года назад +2290

    Imagine Samuel L Jackson around one of these machines 😂

    • @BjornV1994
      @BjornV1994 4 года назад +230

      The thing melts off the wall due to overheating

    • @SonnyWeg
      @SonnyWeg 4 года назад +132

      It'll be out of paper and ink in 10-15 seconds

    • @HragFarraGaming
      @HragFarraGaming 4 года назад +29

      BEEEEEEP!

    • @VMIFerrari
      @VMIFerrari 4 года назад +80

      Or *Joe Pesci.* He wouldn't last 2 minutes around one of those damned language violation machines!
      (In the background) _"BEEP! VMIFerrari, you are fined one credit for a violation of the verbal morality statute"._

    • @Biz005
      @Biz005 4 года назад +15

      VMIFerrari That's a good one too lol
      Casino Joe Pesci

  • @sabatheus
    @sabatheus 2 года назад +51

    Simon Phoenix is one of the greatest cinema villains of all time. Great job, Westley Snipes.

    • @jakelam5089
      @jakelam5089 Год назад +4

      Wesley Snipes stole the show in this movie

  • @QuakerRaze
    @QuakerRaze 4 года назад +157

    Every day we move closer to this future.

  • @mythigator7406
    @mythigator7406 4 года назад +1480

    Here's an unsettling thought: Demolition Man was made in 1993 and set in 2032. That means we're now two-thirds of the way to the time when it was set.

    • @lemonsqweezy9532
      @lemonsqweezy9532 4 года назад +160

      Seems like we're 2/3 of the way to that bullshit already. Just takes one radical Democrat in office to fuck us over. Maybe if we're lucky we'll destroy both political parties like it was meant to be before then but I doubt that'll ever happen. xD

    • @gregmccauley1687
      @gregmccauley1687 4 года назад +98

      Yes and we are already seeing attempts to enforce fines and threat of imprisonment for speech that offends people.

    • @giathuanleviet4138
      @giathuanleviet4138 4 года назад +24

      We have the whole butthurt community ready, all they need now is Chinese Civil point now

    • @eriklehman5782
      @eriklehman5782 4 года назад +20

      Jesus... I'll be turning 40 that year!

    • @chiru5362
      @chiru5362 4 года назад +5

      @Amed Tajan stay home dumbass. The police are doing a great job where you live.

  • @TERMINATIONBLISS08
    @TERMINATIONBLISS08 4 года назад +186

    "So much for the seashells"
    One of the best lines ever. Change my mind

    • @michaelaramis1210
      @michaelaramis1210 4 года назад +1

      J B we had time to learn to use them, hope someone did

    • @danacarter9147
      @danacarter9147 3 года назад +1

      @@michaelaramis1210 😂😂😂

    • @dnasty312
      @dnasty312 Год назад

      "See you in a few minutes."

  • @rainbowdashieness
    @rainbowdashieness Год назад +10

    This is quickly becoming a documentary.

  • @dalriada842
    @dalriada842 3 года назад +19

    This is basically Scotland 2021. We're just waiting for the machines to be installed everywhere. I'm sure Humza is on it!

  • @xXSilentAgent47Xx
    @xXSilentAgent47Xx 6 лет назад +1963

    And now RUclips does that with Demonetization (even putting in description).

    • @DEthe5150
      @DEthe5150 6 лет назад +117

      And therefore: Fuck political correctness.

    • @justinsiegrist3346
      @justinsiegrist3346 6 лет назад +78

      you are fined one credit for a violation of the verbal morality statute

    • @yakobhat
      @yakobhat 6 лет назад +6

      xXSilentAgent47Xx did you think that youtube would just stay the same as it always was before the bigger it got?

    • @jtomally9681
      @jtomally9681 6 лет назад +40

      Thanks to the lefty libtards. Now, all we need are three seashells and this world will be officially screwed.

    • @MegaCityOne
      @MegaCityOne 6 лет назад +15

      Google wants to be in control of social media, but they don't want to enforce our 1st amendment.

  • @robertlehnert4148
    @robertlehnert4148 4 года назад +460

    "Come on HAL...." He may be a psychotic killer, but he's cultured

    • @michaelaramis1210
      @michaelaramis1210 4 года назад +26

      yeah, he has lots of culture, its supposed to be a full fledged chaotic sociopath that can turn society upside down, think of batmans joker

    • @grizzlydan8248
      @grizzlydan8248 4 года назад +2

      @@michaelaramis1210 this says a lot about the society we live in

    • @HragFarraGaming
      @HragFarraGaming 4 года назад +9

      That's good writing right there.

    • @ShadowMoon878
      @ShadowMoon878 4 года назад +9

      The character Simon Phoenix actually have near genius intellect.

    • @midknight9232
      @midknight9232 3 года назад

      Wicked cultured

  • @queensgaelsmenshockey
    @queensgaelsmenshockey 2 года назад +1

    Its 2021, were only 11 years away from when this movie is set and society is so up in arms there could be a society like this!

  • @ArcienPlaysGames
    @ArcienPlaysGames 4 года назад +6

    I love how you can hear it in the background at all times

  • @devilslayerthesaintofkille1317
    @devilslayerthesaintofkille1317 4 года назад +141

    Last time I saw this on TV all the cursing was removed which proves this movie's point.

    • @WorthlessDeadEnd
      @WorthlessDeadEnd 3 года назад +12

      You probably saw it on network television, then. There have always been laws against using profanity on TV, unless it's on a movie channel, like HBO.

    • @lexkanyima2195
      @lexkanyima2195 2 года назад

      @@WorthlessDeadEnd they never bleep out

    • @WorthlessDeadEnd
      @WorthlessDeadEnd 2 года назад +3

      @@lexkanyima2195 Depends on the word, and the network. A network channel is ABC, CBS, NBC and FOX. They're the channels you get for free if you use antennae on your television.

    • @lexkanyima2195
      @lexkanyima2195 2 года назад

      @@WorthlessDeadEnd NBC is a edgy network

    • @WorthlessDeadEnd
      @WorthlessDeadEnd 2 года назад +1

      @@lexkanyima2195 If you say so. I haven't watched network television since the ball dropped last New Years. Not even exaggerating.

  • @MischiefMeerkat
    @MischiefMeerkat 7 лет назад +2728

    funny then...scary now

    • @Johnlindsey289
      @Johnlindsey289 6 лет назад +40

      Do you think this movie predicted some things that it's scary?

    • @-Trauma.
      @-Trauma. 6 лет назад +37

      Scared of a bunch of pussies? Lmao.

    • @PheonixRising2988
      @PheonixRising2988 5 лет назад +60

      KageTrauma Bzzt!! You have been fined one credit of the the language morality code.

    • @jwn5
      @jwn5 5 лет назад +5

      Funny then, hilarious now, i know this world wont happen because dreams never come true

    • @ImmortanDan
      @ImmortanDan 5 лет назад +16

      jwn5 If this world is in any way a dream to you, I don't trust you to even intern near a government official.

  • @ArmyJames
    @ArmyJames Год назад +13

    In 1993, this movie was a funny parody about social correctness.
    Now it’s more of a comment, really.

  • @ryanskalman7725
    @ryanskalman7725 4 года назад +31

    With the way things are now you can bet that this is a perfect model of what our future will probably look like in the near near future

    • @slig4656
      @slig4656 3 года назад

      You’re insane

  • @gwasgray9309
    @gwasgray9309 8 лет назад +611

    1:47 - 1:53 Voice recognition technology must be vastly improved for that machine to understand Stallone's mumblings.

    • @rogerdarda7244
      @rogerdarda7244 8 лет назад +19

      +Gwasgray yes, Especially since his mouth was dam near touching it!!! LMAO that shit was so funny though

    • @cggrizzlyb92hd35
      @cggrizzlyb92hd35 6 лет назад +1

      Gwasgray, lol

    • @xanethedarkwerehog
      @xanethedarkwerehog 5 лет назад

      Gwasgray lol

    • @Xylarxcode
      @Xylarxcode 5 лет назад +4

      'John Spartan, you are fined one credit for the violation of the verbal morality statute. I.... I think. I couldn't quite understand what you were saying, but I'm assuming there was at least one f bomb in there.'
      Hm, doesn't quite have the same ring to it.

    • @RS-ls7mm
      @RS-ls7mm 5 лет назад

      Somebody actually made one these. You can find it on Hackaday.

  • @threeeyedgoldpatrick
    @threeeyedgoldpatrick 5 лет назад +37

    I love the attention to detail in this movie. No matter where they are, they always get fined one credit for violation of the verbal morality statute for cursing

  • @WcHDICE
    @WcHDICE 4 года назад +331

    1993: This movie is funny
    2020: This shit is scary our Freedom of Speech is censored

    • @supercomputer0448
      @supercomputer0448 3 года назад +34

      You are fined 1 credit for violation of the verbal morality statute.

    • @danacarter9147
      @danacarter9147 3 года назад +2

      @@supercomputer0448 That sounds comedic!

    • @richlisola1
      @richlisola1 3 года назад

      Censored*

    • @virtualpellot933
      @virtualpellot933 2 года назад +1

      Yeah! Every damn time we are getting close that. We are getting #$*%ed up here!

    • @mr.adventure0142
      @mr.adventure0142 2 года назад +2

      "WcHDICE, your video has been demonitized for one violation verbal morality statue."

  • @warmasterdorn
    @warmasterdorn 3 года назад +73

    I feel like the dystopian, apocalyptic future we'll actually see is halfway between Demolition Man and Idiocracy.

    • @cuyvaldar3741
      @cuyvaldar3741 Год назад +4

      With a dash of the Hunger Games mixed in.

    • @dragonranger8456
      @dragonranger8456 Год назад +4

      Before ultimately reaching Fallout.

    • @elduquecaradura1468
      @elduquecaradura1468 Год назад

      we weren't decisive about with dystopian live we wanted, so we choosed both

    • @jerrymcguire5132
      @jerrymcguire5132 8 месяцев назад +1

      And quite possibly some terminator stuff as well since we are messing around with A.I.

    • @drDEVILOCK
      @drDEVILOCK 7 месяцев назад

      Yeah half way there

  • @Useaname
    @Useaname 8 лет назад +75

    I love how Lenina Huxley puts her hand over her mouth at the sound of swearing ...

    • @jtb1990419
      @jtb1990419 7 лет назад +9

      Jon Amendall especially when she was the first one to be fined by the machine.

    • @drmayeda1930
      @drmayeda1930 5 лет назад +2

      Sandra Bullock.

  • @Awemage01
    @Awemage01 10 лет назад +206

    "So much for the seashells." - I die everytime

    • @mattnichols4592
      @mattnichols4592 5 лет назад +2

      Awemage same here haha

    • @brothermissy7760
      @brothermissy7760 5 лет назад +20

      Agree... he's literally purchasing shit tickets, lmao.

    • @drmayeda1930
      @drmayeda1930 5 лет назад +1

      @@brothermissy7760
      He's using them for TP.

    • @braddocke.hutton7392
      @braddocke.hutton7392 5 лет назад +4

      @drmayeda1 That's what he means. He's literally purchasing toilet paper aka "shit tickets" by swearing and getting fined.

    • @BmanTheChamp
      @BmanTheChamp 5 лет назад +2

      @@braddocke.hutton7392 *BEEEP* Braddock Hutton, you are fined one credit for violation of the verbal morality statute.

  • @TheNightshotBR
    @TheNightshotBR 3 года назад +28

    One of the most underrated movies we had in the 90' s.

    • @NazriB
      @NazriB 2 года назад

      Lies again? Get Wi-fi

    • @TheNightshotBR
      @TheNightshotBR 2 года назад

      @@NazriB err, what?

    • @PabloRuizMega
      @PabloRuizMega Год назад

      who almost got the role as john spartan?

    • @TheNightshotBR
      @TheNightshotBR Год назад

      @@PabloRuizMega Steven Seagal, IIRC..

  • @91MoonKnight
    @91MoonKnight 2 года назад +10

    we're sadly getting very close to this future. don't know whether to laugh or cry.

  • @ww2sniper555
    @ww2sniper555 7 лет назад +579

    RUclips's New Rules in a Nutshell

    • @Willy2000ization
      @Willy2000ization 7 лет назад +12

      Along with Facebook and ever other fucking social media site lol

    • @TheUniversalEyes
      @TheUniversalEyes 7 лет назад +5

      Vote for Hillary and you will have this in all aspects of your life guaranteed!

    • @RetroGamer-zz5jn
      @RetroGamer-zz5jn 7 лет назад

      Billy Price dont forget the ky jelly then lol

    • @Willy2000ization
      @Willy2000ization 7 лет назад

      If Donald fucks up...he's gonna make MANY enemies...Nothing to do with freedom of speech. what Im saying here is the god honest truth. P.S. NO PRESIDENT has the right to FUCK with the Bill of Rights....Freedom of Speech is part of it

    • @pussnboots_7507
      @pussnboots_7507 7 лет назад

      not nice to make threats dummy

  • @emetanti
    @emetanti 4 года назад +450

    It gets concerning when you realize this movie went from generic 90s action movie with gimmick to being more accurate of where things are going than it ever should.

    • @grimmshredsanguinus2915
      @grimmshredsanguinus2915 3 года назад +7

      Hahahah indeed its horriefing

    • @nathanenfinger9559
      @nathanenfinger9559 3 года назад +5

      Prophetic I say

    • @danacarter9147
      @danacarter9147 3 года назад +6

      @@nathanenfinger9559 "YOUR REPEATED VIOLATION OF THE VERBAL MORALITY STATUTE HAS CAUSED ME TO NOTIFY THE SAN ANGELES POLICE DEPARTMENT, PLEASE REMAIN WHERE YOU ARE."🤣🤣

    • @demonknight7965
      @demonknight7965 2 года назад +6

      Idiocracy too.

    • @renaudlemieux1
      @renaudlemieux1 Год назад

      And why's that ? You guys keep repeating the same thing over and over " its like that tuday or it will be " but why ? If you mean that our society is invaded by sjw and wokes that always whine when we say something I agree with you otherwise I don't know wtd you're talking about

  • @FreemanicParacusia
    @FreemanicParacusia Год назад +5

    So much for the seashells. I’ll see you in a few minutes. 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @OmegaBlackHeart
    @OmegaBlackHeart 4 года назад +15

    0:31- My favorite part of this running joke. Gets me every time 😂😂

    • @alexthompson5275
      @alexthompson5275 3 года назад +1

      Fuck you. ( Then cops came). And fuckers are fast too

    • @OmegaBlackHeart
      @OmegaBlackHeart 3 года назад +1

      @@alexthompson5275 you are fined 2 credits for a violation of the verbal morality statute.
      😂

    • @belperite
      @belperite 10 месяцев назад +2

      Snipes' cussing is hilarious throughout this movie

  • @jeromyl1140
    @jeromyl1140 5 лет назад +16

    I love how this became a background running gag throughout this movie. Top shelf comedy timing in an action movie.

  • @c.deg.7982
    @c.deg.7982 5 лет назад +645

    TFW a dumb Stallone movie vehicle called Demolition Man was the most realistic science fiction film of the 20th century.

    • @frankstrawnation
      @frankstrawnation 3 года назад +34

      We also have Idiocracy.

    • @stevem2323
      @stevem2323 3 года назад

      @Nehemiah Pouncey Definitely not.

    • @ThyPandora
      @ThyPandora 3 года назад +17

      @@frankstrawnation Idiocracy is becoming more and more of a reality where Americans' are involved (and what it makes fun of, too).

    • @bruceli9094
      @bruceli9094 3 года назад +3

      @@frankstrawnation and soon Minority report.

    • @jango7889
      @jango7889 3 года назад

      i said fuck in the grocery store yesterday and nothin happened to me

  • @Arsenov92
    @Arsenov92 3 года назад +2

    Fun fact:
    While filming this movie, Jack Black was an extra in it. He waited for his chance for weeks to be used, then one day, he partied all night and woke up later then he should have. While frantically trying to get there he calls his agent says:"Hey I'm late but it doesn't matter cause they never use me." His agent responds that he got a call from Joe Silver and he said that Jack Black had better be dead cause it was his turn to be on the camera. He even had a line in the movie.

  • @62202ify
    @62202ify 2 месяца назад +3

    This was some of Wesley Snipes's best work. The lines he had were hilarious. You can tell he had fun playing that role.

  • @cafeta
    @cafeta 7 лет назад +1608

    This movie predicted the future so well... it's scary!

    • @maximmuromov6073
      @maximmuromov6073 7 лет назад +48

      (Bzzzz!) j lin, you are fined three credits for a violation of the verbal morality statute!

    • @Shanethefilmmaker
      @Shanethefilmmaker 7 лет назад +15

      I think that one was from Total Recall and as I recall the Taxi tried to run over Arnold when he refused to pay for it.

    • @chasemiller7974
      @chasemiller7974 7 лет назад +7

      y01p0w3r3d You are fined one credit for violation of the verbal morality statute.

    • @rairahul1281
      @rairahul1281 7 лет назад

      Chase Miller fuck you

    • @chasemiller7974
      @chasemiller7974 7 лет назад +13

      Rai Rahul Your repeated violation of the verbal morality statute has caused me to notify the authorities, please remain where you are.

  • @phillips9945
    @phillips9945 4 года назад +41

    I loved how he used it to get toilet paper! “So much for the seashells.” LMFAO! 😂

  • @wolveraspeaks
    @wolveraspeaks 2 года назад +25

    This is the world social justice wants.

  • @tmakalpha1
    @tmakalpha1 4 года назад +17

    "Simply put Minister, these rules were implemented by the civil service to ensure peace and stability"
    Sir Humphrey Appleby

  • @elitebelt
    @elitebelt 6 лет назад +425

    Demolition Man predicted the future of RUclips.

    • @celinak5062
      @celinak5062 6 лет назад +1

      elitebelt and TV oh wait

    • @mathunit1
      @mathunit1 5 лет назад +8

      RUclipsrs complaining/joking about RUclips in a RUclips comment section instead of doing something helpful like joining other video platforms that "compete" with RUclips. What sweet stupid irony you guys uphold.

    • @CrabTastingMan
      @CrabTastingMan 4 года назад +2

      Dumbass. If that was that easy people would have all left for these other video platforms by now.
      The whole world already gathers around youtube, it's the place with the most viewers.
      Other services don't even have a fraction of the potential viewer base. That's the definitive reason we're all here now. To mingle and/or get most views.

    • @snowfox4704
      @snowfox4704 4 года назад +1

      elitebelt
      That happens in January of 2020
      Due to RUclips’s new terms of fucking our service.

    • @user-cj3ik9qq6m
      @user-cj3ik9qq6m 4 года назад

      Demolition man and cyberpunk 2077 is the future that's happening now

  • @1ivannthegreat
    @1ivannthegreat 6 лет назад +34

    Stallone should’ve stayed there until the paper would run out in the machine.🤣🤣🤣

    • @celinak5062
      @celinak5062 6 лет назад

      ivannthegreat1 environmental responsibility they hadn't done yet

  • @RishabhManna
    @RishabhManna 3 года назад +192

    Timer travelers wrote this movie and made a fortune.

  • @sirsir9665
    @sirsir9665 2 года назад +5

    This is going to be our future with the way things are now a days

  • @Vzer01
    @Vzer01 7 лет назад +70

    This is what the future will be like - no sex, chocolate, contact sports, meat, swearing, alcohol ... everything that makes life worth living.

    • @MarkEmperor
      @MarkEmperor 7 лет назад +1

      Winston Huckleberry you got forgot this- no religion.

    • @Vzer01
      @Vzer01 7 лет назад

      Gemaera most importantly.. this! Cheers haha

    • @MarkEmperor
      @MarkEmperor 7 лет назад

      +Winston Huckleberry Oh! i see what you mean. Oops! 😊

    • @Vzer01
      @Vzer01 7 лет назад

      Darkzz Lord Thats alright mate, your life will get better.

    • @Vzer01
      @Vzer01 7 лет назад

      LOL I didn't realise that there are people out there that take things literally... ffs. Sir, you need to take a long look in the mirror and take a minute to really look at yourself. Bye.

  • @jrreedve2825
    @jrreedve2825 5 лет назад +26

    I love how they kept the continuity through out the whole movie

  • @mikecosta1889
    @mikecosta1889 3 года назад +37

    1:48 "John Spartan, you are fined-
    John Spartan, you are-
    John Spartan-
    John-
    John Spartan, you are fined five credits for repeated violations of the verbal morality statute."
    I'm dead!

  • @warhorse1956
    @warhorse1956 3 года назад +10

    2021 and we're living it right now.

  • @TheOmega099
    @TheOmega099 10 лет назад +460

    if those machines ever exist they will be destroyed so many times lol

    • @setsunaes
      @setsunaes 10 лет назад +22

      xbox one, go, destroy em all!

    • @GeekmomNet007
      @GeekmomNet007 10 лет назад +11

      They made everything that could destroy them illegal. Kind of like Obama's world.

    • @TheOmega099
      @TheOmega099 10 лет назад +4

      they don't look so tough a pipe or a baseball bat even just ripping it off a wall with a crowbar would work

    • @GeekmomNet007
      @GeekmomNet007 10 лет назад +4

      let's just hope they never do exist.

    • @madgameralexthegreat
      @madgameralexthegreat 6 лет назад +10

      Police officer: Excuse me citizen. You seem to be having a problem with the-
      Me: SHUT! THE FUCK! UP! (Continues pulverizing the machine)

  • @MCO18
    @MCO18 9 лет назад +751

    One of the all-time great cheesy movies.

    • @jp3813
      @jp3813 9 лет назад +60

      Max Power Correction: One of the all-time great action movies.

    • @akiraman26
      @akiraman26 9 лет назад +9

      Max Power what fuck you

    • @AdmirialMav
      @AdmirialMav 9 лет назад +41

      akiraman26 (Buzz) You are fined one credit for violation of the verbal morality statue..

    • @akiraman26
      @akiraman26 9 лет назад +5

      thanks alot you shit for brains, ball breaking duck fucking pain in the ass, so for the sea shells...

    • @AdmirialMav
      @AdmirialMav 9 лет назад +6

      John Spartan..John Spartan..John Spartan.. John Spartain you have ben fined 4 Credits for Repeated Violations of the Verbal Morality Statue

  • @thatguyfromcetialphaV
    @thatguyfromcetialphaV Год назад +6

    It's funny how this and The Running Man have become our reality.

  • @shaggybear5927
    @shaggybear5927 Год назад +4

    They predicted so much in this movie. All the way down to anything a man did being done because they're "insecure".

  • @Bothrops_Asper_89
    @Bothrops_Asper_89 8 лет назад +39

    Sandra Bullock was fine as hell back in the day.

  • @NachoJoshas
    @NachoJoshas 6 лет назад +1975

    Trying to make a joke in 2018 without offending anyone

    • @Metalman200xdamnit
      @Metalman200xdamnit 6 лет назад +22

      Nacho Joshas Good luck with that...

    • @celinak5062
      @celinak5062 6 лет назад +2

      Nacho Joshas as long as it's not old Disney cartoons

    • @jackmason5673
      @jackmason5673 6 лет назад +11

      2016,2017,2018 in a nutshell

    • @jackmason5673
      @jackmason5673 5 лет назад +3

      Make that the next 5 to ten years by the looks of it

    • @JakeBananas
      @JakeBananas 5 лет назад +2

      it got worse

  • @KageFighter
    @KageFighter 3 года назад +6

    We’re almost there. I remember being a kid in ‘93 inpatient for 2032 to come. Now I wish I could go back to ‘93 lol.

  • @scottsommer9843
    @scottsommer9843 Год назад +6

    "Insecure heterosexual males."
    You know, I hear this much now every time a woman doesn't get what she wants from a man that it has given me PTSD.

  • @anibaldk
    @anibaldk 5 лет назад +201

    "Come on, HAL, where're the goddamn guns"
    Veeeery nice movie reference (for those old enough)

    • @Zarryon12
      @Zarryon12 4 года назад +7

      2001 a space oddysey

    • @durotelodoy5379
      @durotelodoy5379 4 года назад +8

      I can't let you do that Simon 😁

    • @1978sjt
      @1978sjt 4 года назад +6

      well when it came out, we were all old enough to get it :p

    • @number3stunner118
      @number3stunner118 4 года назад +1

      Stop all the Rip van Winkling! We need to figure out which type of sea shells are best to use to replace toilet paper.

    • @anibaldk
      @anibaldk 4 года назад +1

      @@number3stunner118 Really? You don't know which shells to use? hahahahahahahahahahaha
      I can see how that can be....confusing.

  • @1helluvaguy738
    @1helluvaguy738 8 лет назад +453

    Very prophetic.

    • @antra21
      @antra21 7 лет назад +3

      It won't, you're both overly dramatic.

    • @JohnDoe-pt7ru
      @JohnDoe-pt7ru 7 лет назад +24

      no it's already happened. In Belgium, they can fine you for cursing in public. Want something closer to home? Middleborough, Massachusetts also has fines for cursing in public. With the growing bullshit culture of pansy politically correct where everyone is offended by something and we all need government regulated safe spaces, this movie along with many other sci fi novels/movies were frighteningly accurate in their depictions of the future. Welcome to the future, where we're all too stupid, too soft and too defenseless to take care of ourselves so Big Brother has to do it for us.

    • @antra21
      @antra21 7 лет назад +4

      John Doe America is one of the most unpolitically correct countries you can think of today...YOU HAVE NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT...YOU CAN OFFEND WHOEVER YOU WANT FREELY...STOP BEING OVERSENSITIVE ABOUT FREEDOMS YOU ALREADY HAVE.

    • @jimmymeuris9001
      @jimmymeuris9001 7 лет назад +4

      John Doe i live in Belgium and there are no fines here for bad language in public. Where would you get that nonsense.

    • @superexoticshrub
      @superexoticshrub 7 лет назад +1

      Jimmy Meuris You can't expect the average American to actually know *facts* from outside of our country. They believe whatever tripe their favorite personality tells them.

  • @donmcc6573
    @donmcc6573 4 года назад +13

    Whenever this comes on TV, I have to watch.

  • @Kncperseus
    @Kncperseus 4 года назад +65

    "Insecure heterosexual males" - yeah, her character would certainly go down well with the audience

    • @engasal
      @engasal 2 года назад

      @John Constantine Yeaheah, buai

    • @0mikr0n
      @0mikr0n 2 года назад +3

      It only offends insecure people.

  • @vanishy0urself
    @vanishy0urself 8 лет назад +752

    WORLD OF TUMBLR

    • @jakep1979
      @jakep1979 6 лет назад +4

      vanishy0urself Trigggered!!!

    • @christophercarey3232
      @christophercarey3232 5 лет назад +6

      As Nostalgia Critic said, people who can't take a joke, overly sensitive to bad language... Yep, that's about right.

    • @duvl73
      @duvl73 5 лет назад +10

      vanishy0urself not quite because everyone in this film is in shape

    • @conner3548
      @conner3548 4 года назад

      Fuck...I ruined the 666 likes. :(

  • @azraelangelofred
    @azraelangelofred 7 лет назад +13

    0:26 Simon Phoenix "Did I just get ticketed? I'm a gang-leader, mass-murderer, thief, rapist, arsonist and the worst criminal of the 20th Century and I just got *ticketed*?!"
    0:30 Simon Phoenix "I got ticketed for *cussing*?! AW HEEEELL NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
    0:39 Simon Phoenix "Ah, fuck your ticket. I ain't even takin' you seriously no more."
    0:46 Simon Phoenix "Damn. I'll take their response speed serious."
    0:50 Simon Phoenix "Still not takin' that serious."

  • @randomdude259
    @randomdude259 2 года назад +4

    0:50 BEEEEEEEEP!

  • @ssuuy
    @ssuuy 2 года назад +38

    This is now a reality in Australia.

    • @johnl6176
      @johnl6176 2 года назад +2

      Except for the seashells.

  • @RiggsBF
    @RiggsBF 6 лет назад +304

    Imagine if Samuel L. Jackson, Joe Pesci, and Al Pacino were in this movie.

  • @THEPLANETEARTH
    @THEPLANETEARTH 7 лет назад +488

    this will be valid in 10 years

    • @Metalman200xdamnit
      @Metalman200xdamnit 6 лет назад +5

      THEPLANETEARTH If not so,already.

    • @djmars1983
      @djmars1983 6 лет назад +5

      20 years if we are lucky.

    • @dionjaywoollaston1349
      @dionjaywoollaston1349 6 лет назад +10

      THEPLANETEARTH it is in California

    • @ayylmao575
      @ayylmao575 6 лет назад +4

      THEPLANETEARTH Its valid now.

    • @Vetusomaru
      @Vetusomaru 5 лет назад +13

      THEPLANETEARTH It's already valid. See what happens in UK. They literally arrest people over posting meme.

  • @whateverr64
    @whateverr64 4 месяца назад +4

    2024 and this is only getting more and more accurate

  • @actionfigurescollectionssu7854
    @actionfigurescollectionssu7854 4 года назад +81

    Looks like this movie predicted the future Because now people are sensitive like little girls

    • @WorthlessDeadEnd
      @WorthlessDeadEnd 3 года назад +4

      Amazing how they knew today's society would behave, isn't it? 🤔

    • @ursa_margo
      @ursa_margo 3 года назад +5

      People? No. Americans? Yes.

    • @actionfigurescollectionssu7854
      @actionfigurescollectionssu7854 3 года назад

      @@WorthlessDeadEnd Yeah it’s crazy

    • @actionfigurescollectionssu7854
      @actionfigurescollectionssu7854 3 года назад +1

      @@ursa_margo Americans are the most sensitive ones I know this because I am American 🇺🇸 and I am not Sensitive.

    • @ursa_margo
      @ursa_margo 3 года назад +1

      @@actionfigurescollectionssu7854 Apparently, it is somehow beneficial to be "sensitive" in the US society at this specific point in time...

  • @Dark_Tale
    @Dark_Tale 4 года назад +54

    When Google decides to finally take over. If you'll excuse me, I'll be joining the underground resistance whenever that happens.

    • @johntrevy1
      @johntrevy1 4 года назад +3

      Good for you.

    • @r0bw00d
      @r0bw00d 3 года назад +4

      Be sure to take plenty of hair care products with you so you can look just as fabulous as the resistance leader did.

    • @MrDeadhead83
      @MrDeadhead83 Месяц назад

      We'll all be down there partying with beers and rat burgers

  • @WizardOfHumor1989
    @WizardOfHumor1989 10 лет назад +21

    “Look I don’ need history lesson! COME ON HAL! WHERE DA GODDAMN GUNS?”
    (BEEEP) “You are fined one credit for violation of the verbal morality statute!”
    “WHAT? FUUUCK YOOOU!!”
    LOL

    • @alexthompson5275
      @alexthompson5275 2 года назад

      Fuckers are fast too

    • @danacarter9147
      @danacarter9147 Год назад +3

      Billy Ray, you are fined one credit for the violation of the verbal morality statute 😂😂

    • @CBRHurricane6
      @CBRHurricane6 Год назад

      @@danacarter9147 thanks a lot you shit-brained, fuck-faced, ball breaking, duck fucking pain in the ass.

    • @CBRHurricane6
      @CBRHurricane6 Год назад

      So much for the sea shells 😂

  • @obi-wankenobi5416
    @obi-wankenobi5416 4 года назад +9

    This movie aged perfectly

  • @joshuamoore4537
    @joshuamoore4537 2 года назад +2

    That part when he walks over & curses at the machine is hilarious.

  • @midnytevega2777
    @midnytevega2777 5 лет назад +20

    The accuracy of this movie is uncanny

  • @johnloring3887
    @johnloring3887 10 лет назад +59

    I think this is one of Stallone's best movies. Good action, funny lines and not too much blood.

  • @jabotjab6239
    @jabotjab6239 3 года назад +37

    At these time we found it funny, because such situations were seen as absurdities. Today in 2020 we see it as a nightmare

  • @luisvandiaz13
    @luisvandiaz13 2 года назад +17

    Those fucking machines are like social media right now.

    • @mr4kgamer
      @mr4kgamer 4 месяца назад +1

      You are fine one credit for violation of verbal morality statute.

  • @recht_voor_zijn_raap5506
    @recht_voor_zijn_raap5506 4 года назад +232

    *1993 Demolition Man* .. A fun awesome action movie
    *2019 Demolition Man* .. A scary prediction of our future come true.

    • @number3stunner118
      @number3stunner118 4 года назад +6

      *2020* prophecy fulfillment begins.

    • @danielware4069
      @danielware4069 3 года назад +3

      That's what the Dem's want our Police Department to be lol.

    • @FLASHPNT
      @FLASHPNT 3 года назад +1

      @@danielware4069 I want to deny that but I really can’t

    • @bigwillietheb
      @bigwillietheb 3 года назад +1

      gettin pretty close

  • @Calidus7
    @Calidus7 6 лет назад +68

    Basically a world controlled by Google.

    • @heartbreakmanNo1
      @heartbreakmanNo1 5 лет назад +3

      That sounds way better then a World controlled by China :t

    • @haskapaska
      @haskapaska 4 года назад +1

      Google is Skynet

    • @CrabTastingMan
      @CrabTastingMan 4 года назад +5

      @heartbreakmanNo1 Word. Chinese civilians are murdered by their own government in droves IN PUBLIC in 1989 at Tiananmen, and even to this day they are not even allowed to talk about it. To the point *that they are not even allowed to refer to June 4th, but euphemize it in whispered "May 35th"*
      *China is just a richer bigger North Korea already with a humongous nuclear arsenal.* It's an abnormal country where RUclips and Facebook are banned, so ppl can never learn the truth, Just like North Korea. Hell, NK is China's puppet state. They keep sending families who made it out alive of NK back into NK to get tortured and murdered by the state. They fund Kim's nukes and keep pumping him with strategic resources like oil which only the military uses (nobody in NK has cars except the ruling elite and the military) to maintain maximum oppression of 25 million civilians. Ppl are forced to work for the state and China's projects in NK. None of their earnings are kept for themselves. They are born to work and conscripted without pay for 10 to 15 years in military, both male and women.

  • @iare19
    @iare19 4 года назад +8

    Future depicted in the movie is closer than the day it was released.
    Let that sink in.

    • @Spiralogy
      @Spiralogy 9 месяцев назад

      Yes, that's generally how time works

  • @szymonbober2280
    @szymonbober2280 3 года назад +3

    1:32 i have an idea moment

  • @grease_monkey6078
    @grease_monkey6078 4 года назад +182

    2020 - "I am a Man"
    " You have been fined $100 for violating the Gender Neutrality act which has been debited out of your bank account "

    • @Zrex99
      @Zrex99 4 года назад +16

      Now you have to figure out what bathroom you will use, LOL!

    • @InfiniteDeckhand
      @InfiniteDeckhand 4 года назад +5

      Nice strawman you got there.

    • @friendly1870
      @friendly1870 4 года назад +5

      this movie is becoming reality...

    • @Thesavagesouls
      @Thesavagesouls 4 года назад +14

      @@InfiniteDeckhand that's not a strawman, that's reality snowflake.

    • @Thesavagesouls
      @Thesavagesouls 4 года назад +3

      @Hitchdude I love your profil pic.

  • @RAYTHEONGAMING
    @RAYTHEONGAMING 4 года назад +124

    *The current state of California*

  • @EmperorTyrael
    @EmperorTyrael 3 года назад +2

    "You are fined 1 credit for hurting someone's fee fees."

  • @ariqyafifatalahputraani7
    @ariqyafifatalahputraani7 3 года назад +2

    Future Cop: "They seem to be friends, yet he speaks to him in the most profane manner"
    Me:" Oh you haven't seen a thing called nicknames"

  • @Blasted2Oblivion
    @Blasted2Oblivion 6 лет назад +36

    Damn...That world would be a living hell.

    • @potaterjim
      @potaterjim 4 года назад +7

      There's an entire underground revolution of people living in the sewers smoking handrolled cigarettes, drinking beer, eating burgers, and swearing all they want, it's great

    • @Death_Korps_Officer
      @Death_Korps_Officer 4 года назад +1

      We are not that far from that future.

    • @dorugoramon0518
      @dorugoramon0518 4 года назад +2

      Congratulations, thats the world we live in...

    • @IronMan-tk8uc
      @IronMan-tk8uc 4 года назад

      @@dorugoramon0518 You beat by a week sir.

    • @ursa_margo
      @ursa_margo 3 года назад

      Having trouble maintaining your language hygiene?

  • @pedobear8071
    @pedobear8071 4 года назад +161

    "Anything spicy" is banned? lmao what the hell kind of future is this

    • @zidniafifamani2378
      @zidniafifamani2378 4 года назад +29

      Future no one want to live in

    • @DB10887
      @DB10887 3 года назад +13

      We're already living it

    • @zidniafifamani2378
      @zidniafifamani2378 3 года назад +11

      Not if more people understand the full context of first amendment (specifically free speech, where you're not entitled to be punished because of your speech no matter how offensive it is including speech that considered to be "hate speech", but you can be punished if you inciting active call of violence against someone or tell a lie that causing harm to someone else which btw is already breaking law).

    • @KMcNally117
      @KMcNally117 3 года назад +11

      How did Taco Bell win the Franchise Wars?

    • @peterp2153
      @peterp2153 3 года назад +10

      Pedo Bear you are fined 1/2 credit for violation of the Verbal Morality Statute.

  • @Leto85
    @Leto85 2 года назад +6

    This remains one of the most hilarious movies ever made. 😂

  • @bard6184
    @bard6184 2 года назад +5

    The way things are going these days, we'll probably soon need a Simon Phoenix to maintain people's rights to be assholes

    • @usern4metak3ns
      @usern4metak3ns Год назад

      May Simon Phoenix be blessed and live long