Australia Had a Full-Blown War Against Emus and Lost
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I once volunteered to feed animals at an animal rescue and wild life enclosure. They mainly dealt with injured native birds with a few marsupials. People could pay money and walk around and feed the Wallabies and throw food at the Kangaroos and Geese and Ducks. We were told to keep piles of vegetables around so the local mob of Emus would have something to eat and stay on the premises. The only thing we had to remove was Avocados as they were too big to fit down emus necks and Emus were too stupid to realise they couldn't eat them.
One day while feeding Emus I saw an avocado roll out of the bucket I had just up ended and before I could pick it up and Emu bent over and swallowed it. You could see the avocado being swallowed until just near the end of it's throat and it came back up again. As the avocado hit the ground , before I could pick it up, another Emu tried to swallow it. I tried to intercept it before it could throw it up again and it ran off and threw it up, and another Emu tried to swallow it. This lasted at least half an hour , me chasing the Emu's as the tried swallowing the avocado, throwing it up and the next Emu trying. It was the hardest thing in my life trying to chase these Emu's down while laughing my ass off.
They didn't need bullet just avocados.
As I was leaving one day and the stupid Emus finally realising I was the person that fed them, I had about 30 of them following me to my car so I could drive home. I had to drive out really slow because they didn't realise getting hit by cars hurts. I beeped my car horn and they scattered, I tried driving out at the speed limit 5 km/h (3.2 miles/hour) and one ran in front of me before I could react I nudged it in the bum and it's legs collapsed and it rolled like a big fluffy ball. When it slowed down a bit it stood up again and ran off. After the shock wore off of me thinking I had really hurt the bird I started laughing at funny it looked rolling up the road...Dumbest animals ever.
This comment is amazing.
dang 😂
Great yarn!
Small deer and some other birds besides Emus will also stand or sit in the middle of the road.
This just makes the loss in battle to them sound much worse but tbf, it's not like humans haven't choked on food trying to overdo it or walked out in traffic without looking. We're not as clever as we think we are.
This isn't our only loss to birds either, Japan lost a war to a much smaller but wiser bird in crows.
I like to think that there is a universe out there where Australia was the first to develop nuclear weapons in an effort to eradicate emus
and still lost to them.
@@belalabusultan5911 oof
According to Einstein, and Tesla, it's definitely a possibility......
@@pagliaccisghost269 yep
Or where those emuse was used as battle tank and Australia have conqured the world
The tall birbs secret is they had a lot of practice through emulated warfare.
That was awful, and you should be ashamed of yourself lol
Please show yourself out! :)
Haha good one
Emusing pun!
Damn you! 😂
Why does it feel like Australia is run by animals and humans just happen to live around?
Because the GREENS and The ALP are the media supported Party, and the environment is what we have to conserve, Covid19 put the environmentalist out of business in 1 month lockdown Nature recover all the Chemical Pollution generated by men sense the industrial revolution as nature was roaming the Cities all across the world, to make rare-earth for environmentally friendly products, you have to destroy half the earth to save less than a quarter of it, is like burning and chopping all the trees in the amazon to make electricity from wind and we remover the oxygen, now everything dies, but we made wind generators that killed birds in their hundreds, when all we have to do is put intelligent governments, not dead fish that go with the flow
@Adrian Mangini true as
that's what it is
So is Africa and India?
@@elloco121212 that is the deepest thing ive heard for a few years
Aussies vs Emus: Emus win
Aussies vs Nazis: Aussies win
Conclusion: Emus are deadlier than Nazis
Then maybe the aussies should have captured and shipped thousands of emus to the Nazis
@Joe Marley lmao
@Mark Spencer Amerila I still think either a couple of overhead sprays of bird poison on the crops or herding them by plane into shipping corrals like they do the American wild Mustangs would have worked.
Imagine if the Emus had just knives, there would not be even one person standing down under
@@iamgroot4080 or teeth
And this was just against the infantry.
Imagine if they'd unleashed the cassowary Special Forces...
This comment is criminally underrated.
I think you hit the nail on the head there. Those things are freaking brutal.
@@Crackpot_Astronaut Yes they are deffinetly...
Or the kangaroo cavalry
@@yoholup19 j min
Cassa even worst
As an Emu I can confirmed my grandfather boasts all day of how he got 9 bullets shot up his ass but still ran away in valiant manner
Did your grandfather know Gary, by any chance?
@@josephinekoy3837 Is it Gary four feathers? Damn that lad is a legend
@@carcas3d that's him!
That was my mothers uncle. Damn I miss him.
Wow! Your grandfather was Sir Robin?? The British did a movie about him... Well, loosely based on him, anyway. And I believe that they got a few details wrong - like setting the story in 10th century Britain, for instance.
Indeed he was!
My grandmother Lady Susy finds that movie outrageous. We try to calm her down but to this day, she insists it was not even close to the truth.
“You know, I fought in the Emu wars”
“Yeah, that’s nice grandpa, now let’s get you back to the nursing home”
LMAFO
Hilarious
IM DYING
@@waddles9840 so you're the grandpa
LMFAO
As an Aussie girl living in the bush we regularly made contact with emus. We had two who would stroll up to the back gate each morning for their slice of toast - not bread - it had to be toast. They took it from our hands and wandered off to their shady tree. Loved watching them shimmy along in front of the Landrover, they can shift!
Kewl baby
Tf in the anthromorphic multiverse
Reminder that Emu’s have never been defeated by humans in warfare
@@JMFNIHIL Well then looks like i have challenger
Nor did they start Warfare, but they sure won
Emus have won more wars than Nazis.
@@JMFNIHIL username checks out
Emu’s are fucking OP
If you're looking to disrupt your enemies food supply, releasing a vast flock of emu's on your enemies fields may not be a bad tactic
Yeah, but good luck using the enemy territory yourself afterward.
Biological warfare is forbidden according to the Geneva convention.
@@jasper4251 then pay the emu as soldiers and send them to eat the enemy crops they're soldiers in your army not weapons
@@jasper4251 Tell that to the CCP.
this should be a thing in war lmao
Nothing encompasses “Australia” more than the great emu war. We’re a little different down here :’) 🇦🇺✨
Why do you still live in Australia? Seriously... Why?
@@diesel4417 Its better than everywhere else
@@diesel4417 Much better than America. We are much more Democratic and safer
America still uses the stupid ass electoral college system which is rigged, btw, Trump one with less votes than Hillary, then when he lost he said the election was rigged and nearly started a fucking civil war all over again
@@diesel4417 So don't say "why do you still live in Australia", because why do you still live in America?
"A bounty system was introduced"
Bounty:
Kill 35 Emus
3500 gold
2500 exp
I farm xp
lol you such a gamer
Mission: FAILURE
A "number" of Emus
+0 XP
-200.000 gold
-1.000.000 bullets
- infinite dignity
Your funding an impossible quest
@@amesky4589 when you accept a random side quest and realize it’s actually part of the main story and it ends in a boss fight
“And on *that day* in November of 1932, we realised that reality is not a simulation, but rather an *emu-lation.* “
-Professor C. Dundee 🦘
That's the best pun yet.
haha
For the great land of Dundee!
We need an American version of this: alert: US losing the war against Bigfoot.
US didn't stand a chance.
Wild hogs
Mosquitos . Milaria someone lost that war I suppose .
and three soldiers doesn't make a war .the EMU and kangaroo is on the Australian coat of arms neither can take a backward step .
This joke is as old as why did the chicken cross the road and just an embarrassment to anyone who tells it
SJWs and Influencers
Lantern fly
The emus obviously had a spy within the Australian armys ranks.
Yes, it was a..............." STOOL PIGEON!!" 😁
We should have known
The long necks in the army
Oh holy shi
Surely you don't suspect Sir Christopher Beakson!?! the only member of the Horse Guard to outrun his own Horse regularly?
This is what we should be learning in schools
I agree Mr. Morgan
Arthur my boah!
How is the TUBERCULOSIS going arthurr?
had a history lesson a couple of years ago entirely dedicated to the emu war
i'd already watched about 15 youtube videos on it so i was bored the whole time
@@jimboonie9885 found a cure which is why I live in 2021
As an Australian, I am impressed how well you pronounced Australia.
Also, the emu war is our biggest meme
I wonder if he’ll cover The Drop Bears 🤔😉
@@staceyd8397 are those the australian wildlife version of paratroopers
@@DementedDaedric that they are, crafty buggers that move with great stealth
cope
PLEASE SEND HELP!
I'm being held captive by Emu's just outside of Perth, Western Australia.
The War never ended. Don't believe what the birds tell you. They're not what you think.
@@Kiddos77 dude you're talking to an emu...don't fall for it.
@@A_Stereotypical_Heretic Unfortunately yes their account was compromised by the Emus.
@@corrinflakes9659 They are the best at faking computers, who do you think had invented EMUlation ?
The fact that Australia went to war with a bunch of flightless is birds is not just emusing its *HYSTERICAL*
Gonna have to emulate that pun 🤣
wait, i watched a video stating austrailia and canada were the only countries not to be defeated in war. so only canada?
@@dylanguignion2036 - It was a draw.
As an Australian I have to agree with you
And the fact that they lost to the birds makes it terrifying
This is why I have so much respect for Emus
"The enemy advances, we retreat;
the enemy camps, we harass;
the enemy tires, we attack;
the enemy retreats, we pursue" - From the Emu Warfare Handbook
will run - they will hunt me in vain
I will hide - they'll be searching
I'll regroup - feign retreat they'll pursue
Coup de grâce I will win but never fight
That's the Art of War!
- Emu
Sun Tzu would be proud
Imagine if it was the great cassowary war, no man would get out alive.
That's because the cassowaries have drop bears and huge spiders for shock troops.
Their Bunyip assassins are legendary.
@@Peridolin ...and Yowees...
Cassowarys are Emus that past SASR selection
I really don’t want to imagine that because I live quite close to Queensland
That lil bunny with the grenade is one of the most adorable things I have ever damn seen.
This story was very... emusing (slowly walks away whistling).
Excellent pun! Did not even think of Emusing, which is emusing to me...
GET HIM!
And here I thought only 42 could spin a pun as good as that! lol
That’s almost as corny as a “dad” joke lol or even a “granddad” joke lol
Haha.
😊👉🚪
Thankfully i have full...emunity to such puns...
I have to say, thank you for the emu puns. They cheered me up, I was feeling kind of emu-tional today.
You beat me to it, eggshellent work.
Stop, it makes you look emuture...
I despise all of you with a hatred only comparable to that of the hate between the Pope and the devil.
I’d say I found this video pretty emusing
@@mint_gd4633 LOL... I hope you are enjoying that!!! Have fun! LOL...
being australian, i am proud of our funny history.
Basically they failed so badly at killing the Emus that they decided to call it a war
not just a war but a great war
This means war
@@mhosman8792 soldiers : please leave our land
Emus: no
Soldiers: very well then I hereby declare war on you all the first great emu war
@@leightonsappleton4354 wait, first? When's the second!!!
Can't be worse than the french.
1920s-30s:
Australia's violent war against Emus
Mid 2000s:
*Australia's culture war against Emos*
We do hate ‘em.
War on cyclists atm
Nah not emos they’re ok. The eshays tho...
#cancelemus
#emusareoverparty
I read Emos. Now, I'm just depressed.
"I'll stop now, I promise."
I believe it when I see it. You're a pun fiend. You're addicted.
This NEEDS to be a movie. Several movies, maybe a docuseries.
And a Sabaton song and MV
Black sheep
The Aussie version of Lord Of The Rings...
Too right!
An episode of Monty Python might cover it well enough
At least the birds were respectable
The chinese lost to sparrows
And had ~40k casualties
Wonder if he'll do a video on it?
Also the 45 million civilian casualties that happened because of it.
Wait what?
@@juhbell they proclaimed war on the sparrows
the sparrows didnt eat the bugs they usually eat
bugs ate a lot of crops
like 10k chinese people died trying to kill sparrows and this directly contributed to one of the larger chinese communist famines
and then the sparrows returned
@@angrydragonslayer how the heck did so many people die trying to kill birds?
I love how he casually mentions emus turning up from a random abyss but fails to mention where tf they came from or been hiding lmao Are emus like cicadas and randomly show up every 20 years 🤔
When your military can kill thousands with a few tank rounds but loses when they see big bird from sesame street.
You should see the memes of Big Bird commiting war crimes. Dark side of sesame street
Well heres the thing they didnt use tanks
Note to self: If I ever find myself in a disagreement with an an emu, I will just let the bird win.
"I suggest a new strategy, R2: let the emu win."
Imagine getting outsmarted by a bird when you two machine guns 😂😂😂 never gonna live it down 🤣
I know right
"When they approach, we run away."
-Some Emu leader's war speech, 1932
Yea
birb
Berd
Also the only country to eat it’s national animal lol
"Sir, you're a genius."
Sings in Australian: "I fought the Emus and the Emus won!"
L
I wonder who else got the reference, and also knows Australian is just English.
I did it was hilarious
Is there an actual Australian language? Like Celtic for the Irish and Anglo Saxon for the English? It’s something to think about. I’m prolly just being a dunce tho
@@justwilliam4802 no they meant accent i did not correct them because im not petty
Nature: We have laws of evolution and rules of what’s possible
Australia:
I am Australian. And over 60 years old. I have never heard of this. They on our coat of arms!
And I am from West Australia.
Well, you wouldn't shout this from the roof tops now would you?
I'm waiting for the great rabbit war to be leaked, I can imagine how that went for u lot lol
It's probably because the dang government covered up this Emu war to not boost any confidence with the animal rights activists lol
This is Kevin from the U.S.. Checked out the Australian coat of arms and an Emu is prominently displayed. Wonder if Australians then were not all together happy about the attempted wiping out of the Emu population, save the farmers of course. Understandable that farmers would not be thrilled with crops being eaten, which apparently also rabbits were responsible for. Thoughty 2 seems to have opened up an interesting topic that many were not aware of. Fascinating...
as an Australian I am proud to bow down to my flightless bird overlords! Such magnificent creatures
Covid. Could this be their payback? Hhhhhmmmmmm
They are the best!
Well, someone has to act as translators for your language!
{%^)
Sounds like you'd better sign up as a henchman before all the good jetpacks are taken.
Agreed fellow Australian
I've heard the great Emu War referenced plenty of times, but I had no idea it was this legit and ridiculous.
What a fantastic part of history.
The Emu's taught those men the true pecking order. I shall run along now after that terrible pun.
😆 good one
The Aussies are on the dirt level, but Emus are on the Kami level.
This is comical as h*ll...
Sad thing is, emus are not known for being intelligent creatures.
One might even say they are a little bit bird brained.
@@loremasterlizard2839 aye, they are.
@@loremasterlizard2839 beat me to it :-(
Neither are most people...
@@philidor9657 the emus probably will
I remember from the times I used to hunt turkeys, their feathers were something else. We were taught to always shoot for the head, something never done in any other species. The reason, the composition of the feathers and the way they were layered. After picking up a shot bird , you could shake it and the shotgun pellets would rain off them . The pellets that hit the head and neck were often the only ones to do damage. I imagine emus were much the same.
“Spiders the size of you head” - 42
Realistically spiders the size of a screaming head
The Huntsman spider is a house spider in the suburbs is no bigger than 3 fingers Max look it up NOW you get the same spider in the outback and this thing becomes bigger than a salad Plater a good 40cm wide, as it kills mice and other small animals you can google it up,. I am in Australia and once I put my sun visor and I had it right in front of me I jumped to the passenger sit, where my brother was sitting, and he said you meant to be driving hahaha, but when you kill them they are no bigger than your little finger, they have long legs thus they are good jumpers.
@@elloco121212 ya I have seen videos of the huntsman spider. Big and fast and proof that I will never visit anyplace tropical
Got out of car in Brisbane that was parked under a mango tree, heard a loud thump, turned around to see a large huntsman. I ran so fast out from under that tree...
@@Obscurai that’s the spiders car now, I would have passed the keys to it and told it to have a nice day. No spider should make a thump sound when landing on a car
@@ricksanchez5845 huntsman are great housemates. They get rid of lot of creepy crawlies.
Aussie here,
Too soon guys, still too soon.
Peace.
Looooool
Peace was never an option - Emus
Emu's are native animals in Australia. The real wars we lost are to cats gone feral. Horses that went feral and of course rabbits.
Don't forget the bloody camels.
Australians: * own farms *
Emu's: Its free real estate!
Look! The farmers were nice enough to put fencing to keep out the predators!
Private property is theft. EMU First philosophy.🤠
Imagine youre some poor soldier and you run out of emmunition and a gaggle of bulletproof satan geese roll up on you like 2:16
OH FU-
"Bulletproof Satan Geese" 😂
Had a great time laughing at all the emuzing puns, thanks dude!
1930s america: tornados and drought and lack of money
1930s australia: war on emus
Haha this is an interesting comment. Like wtf was the rest of the world upto in the 1930s? Haha
@@jono4000 the great depression
This was very emusing. I’m surprised that the ausies didn’t attack their emune system tho.
Dammit
Bruh
Good ones! 👍
Lol, funny thing is more than that Australians are the only country in the world that eats the animals on there Coat of Arms,
@@robb3931 nice tucker
That image of a rabbit holding a grenade is the cutest thing I've seen in months.
*This emu in the thumbnail is a badass*
Title and thumbnail work fine, LEAVE THEM ALONE!
@@Canalcoholic haha hope it will stay like this
Chadmu not a Virgin-Ostridge
Indubitably.
Is that a subspecies ?
The true apex on the planet is feathered, and lives in Australia.
Too bad the Haste's eagle is extinct, they would have crushed the emu's...lol.
They're just waiting for ww3, so they can take advantage of the situation that would be present
Crabs and gators don't have feathers
Yes... the Magpie truly is a magnificent bird.
"...and eat your face as soon as you look at it!"
Sounds like enderman to me
My name is Kevin and I live in the U.S.. This video was hilarious and I was cheering for the Emu's who apparently are most excellent strategists...
This was hilarious. I'm a kiwi and I'm so giving my aussie mates shit about this! 🤣
Choice Bro 😎 👍🏻🇦🇺
Just so we stop giving you shit about sheep
@@cahjkgngnksk2009 We have more sheep than people in our country too though.
problem is we love it, and this means eventually the kiwis will try to steal the story ( like Pavlova and now Lamingtons ),,,,,,,,, the great Kiwi war ?
imagine the Australian radio at the time:
We have declared war on another enemy. after the biggest war ever in history, we will be facing another menacing enemy. the military has already been supplying veterans and are enrolling them back into war with the newest technologies. May we wish them luck so we can regain our crops. I repeat Australia has declared another war...
*People crying*
Did you tell them who were fighting?
Oh yes, we will be facing a relentless enemy that has been destroying our crops for years now.
*people cry more*
EMUS!
Let's take a different look at this.
Australian Government:
I want you to hunt down a thousand dinosaurs.
I'm only going to give you 2 Lewis guns.
They are descended from them.. 👍
A friend has two pet emus that wander around his house (outside that is). They have been raised from chicks and greet any visitors. While a wedding photographer was trying to take shots one day, they kept on getting in the way of every pic. Mostly harmless, unless you are a snail.
The emu puns were actually kinda funny good work you made my morning with this video
Being an old school ausi, I find this hilarious. We old school ausis love to laugh at ourselves. Unlike our modern day ausis that can't take a joke!
It's like that all over , nobody can take it. Everybody's way too uptight and cannot relax.
@@olcraigsen Thank the bloody PC brigade for that, and the woke nannies.
Is what happens when you put a feminist in charge of the country.
Leftists have no sense of humor.
A life of lacking common sense does that to you.
"modern day" Aussies have to put up with Americans laughing at us because they think we seriously lost a war against emus. I personally can't even have a decent discussion let alone an argument because HURRDURR EMUS gets brought up. Maybe I'm just unlucky but it's driving me insane.
Here is the material for Sabaton’s new song called: "to the last swing of the wings".
We absolutely need a sabaton song about the emu war
Y E S
World war cock
oh wait
That went of wrong now im gonna get banned and this is gonna suck
I just want to say you did a great job putting this together. Great editing, funny, and entertaining.
Lesson learned, don't mess with the Aussie thunder goose
Why u have all to kill what feels?
@@friedrichgerster1583 either I'm having a stroke or something isn't making sense here.
@@forgedinferno5033 i dont know..controlling population would make more sense than starting a war..
@@friedrichgerster1583 well they tried controlling the population by starting a war. Either way, my point still stands.
Thunder? Down Under? send in some TNT
Oi Oi Oi
When Arran (Thoughty2) made the joke about Neighbours
Britts and Aussies: 😂😂
Everyone else:
Neighbours was broadcasted since 30 years or more in Belgium as well, and I think most of europe.
U.S yep pretty much I didn't get it
Might as well have made a joke about the TV show The two Ronnies
You guys had way too much fun with this one....thanks.
The emu with the Helmut and cigar had me in tears laughing so hard, I had to pause the vid.
Damn the ozzies must've been really emutional about this loss. At least now we have the answer to what happens when a powerful military force meets an emuvable object.
no just no
ba-dum-tss
😂
"Get out."
- Gordon Ramsay
Punny... 😜
as an Aussie myself yes we lost the war against an animal
They may not be known for their accounting skills, but apparently they're good at insurance.
Lemu the Emu and doug
Child: “Mom can we have WW3?”
Mom: “We have WW3 at home”
WW3 at home:
Old
dude this was BEFORE the second war
-_-
@@yagami1134 shhhh. They just want their moment with an overused joke. Even if theirs is nonsense
Nice one
*some time in early World War Two:
General: “wait a second, why are we using tanks when these birds exist? Jimmy, I’ve got an idea.
Some hearding and training later:
General: *on emu* WE RIDE TO WAR!
This guy's voice is calming. He's a good story teller.
Gay
@@alphachad7093 bruh how's that gay
I listened to Emus In The Morning for YEARS. He was tops. I'm not surprised Austria couldn't beat him.
It wasn't Austria it was Australia
Neither could Australia.
My great grandfather was an Emu and the general of the 32nd Emu Legsters also known as the squadron Wheat Eaters.
Before he passed, he said that the government at the time had promised to pay them in wheat if they migrate east towards Alice Springs.
That promise wasn't fulfilled after they moved closer to Alice Springs.
On the newspaper Emu Times the next day, Emu prime minister Feathers Featherbrook declared war against Australia and moved Emu population to WA to control the wheat fields.
Ally to Emu's the rabbit prime minister Bugz also sent foot soldiers to help Emu nation combat the Aussies.
'Til this day, my great grandfathers Emu scat can be found displayed in the Rabbiton/Emu Museum in WA with his quote;
"These 9 droppings are for the farmer that shot me 9 times".
damn , that was good !
The Great Goat War: *"Fortunate Son intensify"*
The virgin Australia vs the chad Ecuador
I’m stupid, 😩😞 what does this mean?
@@ComeOnGe ruclips.net/video/vVWMIsHMQPs/видео.html
🤣🤣🤣
I was in Afghanistan in 2010... I don't think we have a theme song. Hopefully it's not one of those Toby Keith songs... You know the ones.
The theme song to the war was "I fought the Claw and the Claw won".
🤣😂
@@Tinaturtle191 thanks, kid.
😂😂😂 Best comment
👍
@@nhmooytis7058 Thanks, kid.
Australians in the middle of a battle:
“Call in armoured support!”
Their armoured support:
Crocodile Dundee on an emu
The soldiers:
…we’re saved!
farming: hard backbreaking work... but we have been diggin trenches for 4 years so it all good mates!
War...War Never Changes...
Australia: Hold my feather cap
Our feathered little Emu's are still wandering around our vast country. You video was absolutely hilarious. Didn't realise they tried to eradicate them. Poor Emu. Glad they won🦘🇦🇺
USAmerican conspiracy theories: underground government base has sudden war with mysterious tunnel aliens
Australian reality: real world chocobos are more horrifying and destructive than mysterious little grey space fellows and their fascination with pranking farmers
More like dinosaurs. Emus are descendants of the moa. The moa are the connecting species between birds and dinosaurs.
@@SergioLeonardoCornejo birds are actually descends of dinosaurs, and emu is one kind of bird.
@@user-jp2zw4kw3y that's what I said...
I misread that as choco bros.
The Emus Vietcong were responsible 😀
I've been saying for years that this needs to be a movie
This was the day us Aussies lost a great battle to our enemies this war is now forever ongoing send us help
We never lost, that’s a fallacy we called a truce after the second emu war.
Lol
And now you have a great mice war happening.
@@nathanhyde2079 Yeah, the fucking mice keep breeding and eating the crops
@@nathanhyde2079 Your telling me an entire fucking war is happening in my country and I don’t even know about it?
I guess I should stay more up to date.
Wait second
They hadn’t lost a single one of their men. 😆 I’m dead.
imagine if they could fight back. He'll have casualties then
@@pasindudinusha6507 Emus do fight back and thats also why its pretty impressive that no one was injured. and emus have the power in its big ass feet to rip open your intestines. Its rare but they can do it especially since they run up to 50km (30 miles) per hour.
Only because his men had the good sense to keep a distance between themselves and the emus. Emus are dumb and will run away if they can but if cornered they are extremely dangerous and have killed people. Their toes aren't used for kicking, they are used for ripping into your guts if you try to grab them. They are absolutely capable of killing anyone who is stupid enough to pick a fight with one.
@The_Jaguar_ Knight you see the thing is he killed them with guns can a man with blades win against a gun no he can't so it's fcking stupid to brag
Aiming is hard when you're upside down
Emu general be like* Send them to gulag boy's lets teach those pesants who's the weat field king!🤣🤣🤣
The full documentary of this is hilarious. Lol the good old days 🤣
Fun Fact: I actually didn't find out about the war via this video, but by a RŌBLOX game about it.
The narration 👏 I couldn't stop laughing 😂 well done.
"A veteran of Emu's War" I take that title and proudly tell story to my childern TwT
Sounds like the farmers had an emu-tionnal reaction that got out of hand.
Us: how many emu puns did you use
Thoughty: yes
I still can't get over the fact that Thoughty does all this work all by himself. It's just amazing!
@The_Jaguar_ Knight LOL you're 100% right. I must have been thinking of Lemmino or something :)
@@LewisOfAranda lemino has a team as well
@@officialspock Hmm, by now I'm scared of commenting, but in his latest AMA he said he doesn't.
I don't know - either way, their videos are better than any garbage you could find on TV, so bless 'em.
Caught in your lies...
@@Lion-O-Richie2040 True. I don't know if lies is the word I'd choose though.
any country would lose a full blown war against Thoughty2's mustache
Our soldiers are
Front line: EMUS
air force: magpies
Stealth: snakes and spiders
Navy: crocdiles
That's the Aussie army
I live in Queensland and we aren’t allowed to have rabbits as pets
@Master Of puppets Literally they're running around in my local park. Super cute. Probably full of covid, hahaha!
* Queenslander walks into living room and shocked to see rabbit, shoots it...
Queenslander : ahh fuck! Me fucking pet!
From Florida to Texas wild hogs are destroying farm land and woodlands..and they will attack you,,they will eat you gees