On paper he would be equally funny if he made jokes for paper. These jokes were made for stand-up comedy. They could be made in a different form for radio and in yet another form for a magazine column.
when you're the only one on faster wiping while everyone else is on a relaxed intermittent, I keep imagining them all thinking "look at that wuss, can't even handle this much rain" and I feel pressured to switch to a slower setting
This guy is amazing. He doesn't swear, or use vulgar language yet he is so funny. I love British jokes and humour. 🇸🇴🇬🇧 I have watched this clip before, but it always makes laugh whenever I watch it.
I just discovered Michael. I am American. I love situational humor and he is a master. I also love his voices and accents. He is my favorite comedian now.
This man is the funniest person Ever! He has humanity pegged and then takes our thoughts and actions and makes them hilarious! All without insults or profanity. Love, Love him!
i love him because he is never shaming other people or using rude language. he talks about normal common situations which we all recognise in our life.
Michael is so naturally funny, he can take simple, everyday happenings and make them totally hilarious!! I believe making people laugh continuously is really difficult to do, but he has that irresistible ability of doing exactly that, a complete comedy genius.
I couldn't sleep last night so started watching some Michael McIntyre clips and learned an important lesson. It is impossible to laugh quietly, you will inevitably wake up your partner. But it is so worth it. Thank you for the tears of laughter Michael.😂😂😂😂😂
How can a man stand on a stage with nothing but his mouth and body movements, and totally have you in stitches the entire time his show starts and finishes 🤷♀️.
I drive a lot and you captured all of my thoughts in one small video. How insightful! I see myself there, hazard lights and windscreen vipers and all . Thanks.
@@gittebjerrebraae8382 😂😂😂 I feel ya!! Also helps I'm a 17 year old with a Ram 1500 so I already feel better than everyone else... not to let it go to my head
I Saw Michael McIntyre at the London Palladium on Sunday for a recording of ‘Michael McIntyre’s Big Show’. It was amazing. Thanks for the great evening as I couldn’t stop laughing!
In the UK you are allowed to park outside any shop for 2 minutes ONLY if you are ' nipping ' in for something you have forgot and have put your hazards on ..
In Brazil (or in the south where i live) we use hazards to signal we're letting somebody pass (another car or a pedestrian) rather than to thank someone for letting us pass. And yes, also the parking thing
You should do the different styles of driving, my husband is impaiteint as one of my friends, I kind of go with the flow. It amuses me that someone rushes in and out but ends up in the same place, at the end, or only one up.
That would be so funny. I have a friend who l can't let drive me. He puts the car in neutral at the lights, sits there til they're actually green, thinks about it, puts it in gear and 'roars' into action at about 2kph. Sometimes he doesn't even notice they've changed. Feels as though it takes an eternity to cross each set of lights. By the time we've done 2 or 3 sets l just want to beat him to death with my shoe. Icing on the cake, he's actually amazed when people toot at him. Been doing it for the 20+ years I've known him. Absolutely no clue.
@@nikiTricoteuse Hahaha, I have seen a car like that once. I had to laugh because I found it so weird. At that time the road was relatively empty and I drive in a relaxed manner when there were not many cars around. I try to drive in a way that I don't rev and don't brake unless I need to, just cruise all the way and let inertia slows down the car. I went on the road when this car suddenly zoomed past me, making that slipping engine belt sound, but then had to stop at the traffic light 500 metres away. Meanwhile, I slowly increased my speed and timed it so that the light will be back to green by the time I got there. I drove past that car without hitting the brakes through the traffic light, expecting to see his car rev and hear that 'slipping belt' sound again but I was puzzled when that car didn't move long after the traffic light went back to green. Anyway, eventually took my mind off it as it became smaller in my rear mirror and went on my way when it suddenly zoomed past me again. I eventually lost him but as I laughed at this weird behaviour I thought, "Ah well, he can probably afford the petrol and repairs." Now I know that this delayed start at the traffic light might've been because he didn't notice the change.
@@julesverneinoz l drive a lot like you in some ways and am "gentle" on the brakes, like my father taught me. I also get enormous satisfaction from timing the lights just right BUT l am 100% focused on driving and if l have stopped, the second the lights go green I'm ready to go, after l've checked the cross traffic has actually stopped, of course! It amazes and infuriates me how distracted some drivers are. I feel like yelling at them "YOU HAVE ONE JOB!" 😁 The driver you're describing sounds like a typically aggressive driver who wants to be first at all costs and is happy to trash their car to do it not realising that a little more attention and a little more skill would be much better.
@@nikiTricoteuse I think we drive exactly the same way!! 🖐 Mine was borne from hating my brother's driving style who brakes hard and starts hard (he drove a manual). I always got car sick being in his car. In 15 years I only had to replace my brake pad once and that was due to the car not being driven much during COVID lockdowns. I found a friend! Hugs.
In Sweden we say thank you by turning on blinkers one left, then one right and nothing more. And the one behind says "you're welcome" by flashing the headlights once.
Mine automatically adjust depending on the amount of rain hitting the windscreen it's great watching them change without me touching a thing, my car knows what's up 😂😂
@@frolickinglions Believe it or not, an Astra 1.9CDT1, nothing game changing or fancy, but yet the wipers are awesome, stick them on the first setting and they adjust speed depending on how much rain there is
@John LEON We're the best, about to win our 18th F1 World Driver's Championship with our 10th different driver. Next best is Germany, 12 championships with 3 drivers. No other country has more than 3 different drivers that have won a World title so they can't be that good at driving !
Comedians really need the set the challenge bar higher such as this talented man and try to come up with comedic material that contains less swearing and controversial opinions.
Australia? Coz I've never seen it done here. Ppl only put hazards on here if they've broken down or they're silly enough to park in a bad spot & hope the hazards will alert ppl to them.
Greetings from Colorado, USA. I enjoy your humor. Thanks much. And, now that we're getting into the Fall-Winter Holiday Season, Happy Reformation Day on Thursday - #502 - and All-Saints' Day on Friday! Healthy Holidays and Sweet Celebrations to you and yours...
The thank you wave in our area. Is fingers straight together thumb tucked in and a sharp forward of the wrist. I never thought of this till today we also do the sharp nod of the head.
Ha!! All of these are true of the American experience except- I don’t think I’ve ever seen anyone use their hazard lights to say thanks. We all wave. His hazard light gesture is so funny!!
I lived in western Washington State and have a lot of experience with windshield wipers. Before going through the intermittent wiper challenge, there is the no wiper challenge. This involves seeing how long you can wait to even turn them on at all. Now that I live in Florida, it’s zero to high in a couple of seconds. No need for intermittent wipers here!
So funny. I still laugh when there is an obstruction on the other side of the road with a queue for miles and after the end of the queue you pity those driving towards it unaware! That was one of MM's observations!
No matter how many times he does it, I can’t get over laughing at his ‘hazard lights’ gesture 😂😂😂
*•Summer•* Definitely one of my favorite skits of his 😂😂
Funniest ever😆😂🤣
*•Summer•*
It is his job
But its really true
Yeah. Makes me feel like doing it myself. 🤣🤣🤣
He's like this cute little squishy bouncing thing...
On paper his humour and jokes shouldn't be funny but it's the way he delivers that makes him one of my favourite comedians.
On paper, Charlie Chaplin would not have been that funny. LOL.
@@athenaminerva8954 True but it was also very different times and forms of entertainment than today.
@@A_J_Gaming83 I think she was joking as Charlie Chaplin did not speak lol
On paper he would be equally funny if he made jokes for paper. These jokes were made for stand-up comedy. They could be made in a different form for radio and in yet another form for a magazine column.
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glad to know i’m not the only one who panics at intermittent thinking i can beat the rain before it steals my vision 😂
Do you read the garbage you post or are you too busy "intermittently thinking"?
Richard Sherman clearly you lack comprehension skills
That is so me too 😂
halht 58 🤣🤣
On paper his humour and jokes shouldn't be funny but it's the way he delivers that makes him one of my favourite comedians.
when you're the only one on faster wiping while everyone else is on a relaxed intermittent, I keep imagining them all thinking "look at that wuss, can't even handle this much rain" and I feel pressured to switch to a slower setting
HIPeach Oh, I definitely relate! I also don’t trust my judgement and cave in under pressure...
So it's not just me! Lol
😂😂😂😂
SAME!!!
I will start with intermittent and won't put my constant wipers on u til I see at least 5 people going in the opposite direction with theirs on
This guy is amazing. He doesn't swear, or use vulgar language yet he is so funny. I love British jokes and humour. 🇸🇴🇬🇧
I have watched this clip before, but it always makes laugh whenever I watch it.
That's British humour mate, taking the piss and sarcasm.
Actually he does swear and use vulgar language 🤨
@@CrypticHowl It’s always used when it adds to the quality of the joke, he doesn’t just do it randomly because he feels like it
He is the best, so funny and kind. No swearing or rude jokes needed when you are simply talented.
Talent and rudeness are not mutually exclusive traits
Oh he does swear. Check out some of the other snippets on RUclips. It's not excessive, but it's there to emphasise!
Yes not like that Jimmy carr prick
@@garthfairfield8357 LOL the word prick is for emphasis then?
He is fabulous and funny but he also swears all the time.
You don’t even know that you’re smiling when you watch him because it just comes so naturally
So true
He even said
You think I’m not grateful....
But I AM grateful. 😂 😂 😂 ⚠️
☀️ Ｓｕｎｎｙ Ｄａｙｓ ☀️ that part got me 😂😂
☀️ Ｓｕｎｎｙ Ｄａｙｓ ☀️ 😂😂😂😂😂
I just discovered Michael. I am American. I love situational humor and he is a master. I also love his voices and accents. He is my favorite comedian now.
Humour*.
Learn to spell OUR language correctly
When i have a bad day, i just watch Michael. No other comedian has ever been able to cheer me up the way he does. Thank you, Michael!
I really admire how he can be so funny but not rude, vulgar or swearing all the time.
This man is the funniest person Ever! He has humanity pegged and then takes our thoughts and actions and makes them hilarious! All without insults or profanity. Love, Love him!
His whole demeanour alone is absolutely hilarious! His body language is so very effective
i love him because he is never shaming other people or using rude language. he talks about normal common situations which we all recognise in our life.
Watch his live show stand up routines they're full of f-bombs
I watch his clips on here constantly, doesn't matter if I have seen them before they make me lol, love him.
Only McIntyre can make me laugh about wipers😂😂😂😂😂
Michael is so naturally funny, he can take simple, everyday happenings and make them totally hilarious!!
I believe making people laugh continuously is really difficult to do, but he has that irresistible ability of doing exactly that, a complete comedy genius.
Michael, you are now my favorite comedian! Can’t get enough of you!
Greetings and thanks from the USA!
I love this guy's humour, his mannerisms and everyday observational stories give me a good chuckle.
ONLY ONE!!
We’ve all been there 😂😂😂
Merge like a zip!
Eyes and I
One has to watch Michael because he's such a treat with his animation. Thank you Michael for putting what we are all thinking out there.
Uh hoooo we're working as a team!!!! 2:29
I'm coming, I'm coming!
😂😂😂
I want to see this man perform live . One of my favourites.
Saw him in Brisbane a couple of years ago.
Absolutely brilliant!!!!
I couldn't sleep last night so started watching some Michael McIntyre clips and learned an important lesson. It is impossible to laugh quietly, you will inevitably wake up your partner. But it is so worth it.
Thank you for the tears of laughter Michael.😂😂😂😂😂
Love how he delivers it!
I love Michael first thing in the morning, a beaut beginning to me day.
Sarah Hemmings me too!!🤣
Michael captures our every day sillinesses so well. Brilliant!!
How can a man stand on a stage with nothing but his mouth and body movements, and totally have you in stitches the entire time his show starts and finishes 🤷♀️.
"ONLY ONE"
i howled
Michael is a gift...always just crack up. Love his humour.
I drive a lot and you captured all of my thoughts in one small video. How insightful! I see myself there, hazard lights and windscreen vipers and all . Thanks.
He makes boring things sound so funny 😂
OMG I keep watching Michael and every time I laugh just as much as I did the first time...ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT...such talant.
"Only one!" Hahaha sooo true😂
HE SOOOO RIGHT THOUGH IN ALL OF THIS LOL AND I LOVE IT
I love it when I have it on the intermittent setting and everyone else on the road has in on 1 or 2... I suddenly feel better than them😂
Makes me feel stronger, more powerful.... and now embarrassed
@@gittebjerrebraae8382 😂😂😂 I feel ya!! Also helps I'm a 17 year old with a Ram 1500 so I already feel better than everyone else... not to let it go to my head
Absolutely spot on....I'm having hysterics recalling every one of the times I've done EXACTLY as Michael describes 😂😂😂😂 what are we like? 😆😆😆😆
Honestly Micheal is one of my favourite comedians he’s actually a genius 😂
Thanks for the laugh. Need it! Just got diagnosed with breast cancer and appreciate the laugh.
Hope you doing ok now. Prayers your way.
@ So far so good and have new ones!
👏☺️ *I would love to have his mind... He takes every day doldrum and makes it fascinatingly👋🥳🤙 exciting!* 😄
Special ability to turn boring things to fun things to tell 😂
This man can make absolutely anything hilarious. 😂
🤣😅😅😅 How he makes normal things sound funny is amazing.
I Saw Michael McIntyre at the London Palladium on Sunday for a recording of ‘Michael McIntyre’s Big Show’. It was amazing. Thanks for the great evening as I couldn’t stop laughing!
Here in the states, hazards double as “I can park anywhere” lights.
William Hill same in some cities in Sweden.
In the UK you are allowed to park outside any shop for 2 minutes ONLY if you are ' nipping ' in for something you have forgot and have put your hazards on
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In Brazil (or in the south where i live) we use hazards to signal we're letting somebody pass (another car or a pedestrian) rather than to thank someone for letting us pass. And yes, also the parking thing
That's why the Brits use them on the motorway
@@kevanmcnay3079 'nipping in' wow. You british folk have such a rich vocabulary. If I'd heard that at first it would sound a bit sexual lol
I watched this bit soo many times, it still cracks me up as new
Michael speaks the experience of everyday, everyone!
For clean comedy , he has to be the best there is , he's a legend
It’s so true! I only ever let one person through when I stop for traffic!! 😂😂
This was one of my favourite parts of his world tour. He was so good live
Who else drops everything when they see a Michael Macintyre notifications
Storm Hyper I do but now there is a whole tin of tomato soup on the floor!
☀️ Ｓｕｎｎｙ Ｄａｙｓ ☀️ 😩😂
I did thn i realised i need tht phone to watch it
L-R-L/R-L-R flash of indicators is also a way of thanking other motorists, particularly with the truckies here in Australia.
I've watched this 3x and it's still funny. Absolutely brilliant!
The man is amazingly hilarious!
He's really, REALLY good - and he must be SO FIT!!
BRAVO, Michael🎉
0:12 Jeremy Clarkson would agree with that... just for very different reasons.
the best reasons... in the world.
You should do the different styles of driving, my husband is impaiteint as one of my friends, I kind of go with the flow. It amuses me that someone rushes in and out but ends up in the same place, at the end, or only one up.
That would be so funny. I have a friend who l can't let drive me. He puts the car in neutral at the lights, sits there til they're actually green, thinks about it, puts it in gear and 'roars' into action at about 2kph. Sometimes he doesn't even notice they've changed. Feels as though it takes an eternity to cross each set of lights. By the time we've done 2 or 3 sets l just want to beat him to death with my shoe. Icing on the cake, he's actually amazed when people toot at him. Been doing it for the 20+ years I've known him. Absolutely no clue.
You need to get past that 1 traffic light, and hopefully the next... then it makes all the difference ...
@@nikiTricoteuse Hahaha, I have seen a car like that once. I had to laugh because I found it so weird. At that time the road was relatively empty and I drive in a relaxed manner when there were not many cars around. I try to drive in a way that I don't rev and don't brake unless I need to, just cruise all the way and let inertia slows down the car.
I went on the road when this car suddenly zoomed past me, making that slipping engine belt sound, but then had to stop at the traffic light 500 metres away. Meanwhile, I slowly increased my speed and timed it so that the light will be back to green by the time I got there. I drove past that car without hitting the brakes through the traffic light, expecting to see his car rev and hear that 'slipping belt' sound again but I was puzzled when that car didn't move long after the traffic light went back to green.
Anyway, eventually took my mind off it as it became smaller in my rear mirror and went on my way when it suddenly zoomed past me again. I eventually lost him but as I laughed at this weird behaviour I thought, "Ah well, he can probably afford the petrol and repairs." Now I know that this delayed start at the traffic light might've been because he didn't notice the change.
@@julesverneinoz l drive a lot like you in some ways and am "gentle" on the brakes, like my father taught me. I also get enormous satisfaction from timing the lights just right BUT l am 100% focused on driving and if l have stopped, the second the lights go green I'm ready to go, after l've checked the cross traffic has actually stopped, of course! It amazes and infuriates me how distracted some drivers are. I feel like yelling at them "YOU HAVE ONE JOB!" 😁 The driver you're describing sounds like a typically aggressive driver who wants to be first at all costs and is happy to trash their car to do it not realising that a little more attention and a little more skill would be much better.
@@nikiTricoteuse I think we drive exactly the same way!! 🖐 Mine was borne from hating my brother's driving style who brakes hard and starts hard (he drove a manual). I always got car sick being in his car. In 15 years I only had to replace my brake pad once and that was due to the car not being driven much during COVID lockdowns. I found a friend! Hugs.
Michael can make us laugh 😂 with any topic. He make our day more interesting with his effortless jokes.
The fact that he can make the most boring things that can’t be funny hilarious is amazing 😂
In Sweden we say thank you by turning on blinkers one left, then one right and nothing more. And the one behind says "you're welcome" by flashing the headlights once.
How does he make something like hazard lights so funny 😂
Mine automatically adjust depending on the amount of rain hitting the windscreen it's great watching them change without me touching a thing, my car knows what's up 😂😂
Sounds fancy. What type of car do you have?
@@frolickinglions Believe it or not, an Astra 1.9CDT1, nothing game changing or fancy, but yet the wipers are awesome, stick them on the first setting and they adjust speed depending on how much rain there is
Cars have had this technology for the last 20 years
@@welshwrangler Probably depends on the country & the features of the cars in that market.
Yeah this technology has been around for a long now, but it’s really only now that it’s becoming so popular. Most new cars have it.
To be really honest he’s the one who make my day with his jokes during my hard time moving to UK😂😂😂
This guy is the funniest man I have seen. 😂😂😂😂😂
He is pure class, , no swearing needed, the hazard lights lmao😂😂😂
Was just thinking that. Clean and funny. Nearly impossible. I hate him but love this 🙅😂😂
@@markd8931 i know right😂😂so many people don't like him, I do though lol xx
@@saraht7257 alot must like him he's loaded 😂best wishes from Dublin 🇨🇮😎
@@markd8931 and to you from Wales x
My now 32 year old daughter used to call the hazard light the thank you button
LOL
I think British and Japanese have many things in common especially sense of humor
He’s so funny and everything is so relatable!
Michael: we love British drivers
Me: most drivers are pillocks in the british world of driving lol
the girl Gamer it’s just that other countries have increasing degrees of pillocky
Great drivers! (Compared with the rest of the world and especially Italians and Greek), Very polite and courteous. No complaints here!
@John LEON we dont have to believe you
@John LEON We're the best, about to win our 18th F1 World Driver's Championship with our 10th different driver. Next best is Germany, 12 championships with 3 drivers. No other country has more than 3 different drivers that have won a World title so they can't be that good at driving !
@@BritishManDan Don't be childish
Comedians really need the set the challenge bar higher such as this talented man and try to come up with comedic material that contains less swearing and controversial opinions.
I have said it before but i'll say it again.....Michael should get the award for being the best comedian in the World
Where I’m from, we wave as a thank you. If I were to turn on my hazards I’d just confuse people lol.
Australia? Coz I've never seen it done here. Ppl only put hazards on here if they've broken down or they're silly enough to park in a bad spot & hope the hazards will alert ppl to them.
I remember when he talked about the different lanes on a motorway on Top Gear that was funny as well
Haha! So relatable to everyone. Michael always gets it spot on.
Omg! 😂😂 I must be secretly British - cause I do all these things 😂😂
Michael is sooo funny 💖💖💖
The audience that appears on the video all looked so poised even when laughing. I can’t imagine if they recorded my laughter 🤣
This absolutely works here in Canada as well, lol. 😂👍
Greetings from Colorado, USA. I enjoy your humor. Thanks much. And, now that we're getting into the Fall-Winter Holiday Season, Happy Reformation Day on Thursday - #502 - and All-Saints' Day on Friday! Healthy Holidays and Sweet Celebrations to you and yours...
Literally laughing OUT LOUD!!!!!
The thank you wave in our area. Is fingers straight together thumb tucked in and a sharp forward of the wrist. I never thought of this till today we also do the sharp nod of the head.
Ooohhh please come to madrid!!! Just a show for all of us here!! Please
if he does, please keep him there
@@Aman1012 rude
Adam Sanchez never!!
Ha!! All of these are true of the American experience except- I don’t think I’ve ever seen anyone use their hazard lights to say thanks. We all wave. His hazard light gesture is so funny!!
SO true! 😂
Haha I got hazard thanyou'd today. He must've been British :p
The way makes mundane activities funny is really good... the best at it
He is just so lovely. 😂 😅 😊 ❤❤❤❤
lol 😂 the joke about becoming a hazard is funny 😂 xx 😘
I lived in western Washington State and have a lot of experience with windshield wipers. Before going through the intermittent wiper challenge, there is the no wiper challenge. This involves seeing how long you can wait to even turn them on at all. Now that I live in Florida, it’s zero to high in a couple of seconds. No need for intermittent wipers here!
Hazard warning lights... A.k.a. park anywhere lights
There is always one sneaky one 😂 LoL
So brilliant❤❤❤
He is not just a comedian ! He is a very comedy actor 😂
The intermittent setting….it’s true so very true 😂😂😂
He has the best scream
Absolute legend 👍🏽
Possibly the best Comedian on the Planet!
Love Michael Mcintyre, British comedy at its best, observation humour as it should be and not a PC BS comment line in sight
His antics are hilarious...what a laugh riot😆🤣😂
His acting is the best 😅😅😅
I haven't laughed this much in years🤣🤣🤣
The best comedian....everyday life that we can all relate to
So funny. I still laugh when there is an obstruction on the other side of the road with a queue for miles and after the end of the queue you pity those driving towards it unaware! That was one of MM's observations!