JEREMY CLARKSON’S FUNNIEST MOMENTS #2

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  • Опубликовано: 26 окт 2024

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  • @Fritz___
    @Fritz___ 4 года назад +1682

    We are going to talk about the genius of this man long after his time.

    • @Fritz___
      @Fritz___ 4 года назад +13

      Ben Mackay Yes, yes we will 😟

    • @tractortrio7763
      @tractortrio7763 4 года назад +46

      Its almost frightening

    • @phylaxxx
      @phylaxxx 4 года назад +8

      You mean the lack of it ;)

    • @futurecat
      @futurecat 4 года назад +3

      Really, he's a poet laureate of cocking about.

    • @michaelkean5969
      @michaelkean5969 4 года назад +6

      his genius....was almost frightening

  • @Noah-M-P
    @Noah-M-P 4 года назад +1150

    Jeremy’s “Blithering Idiot” saying never gets old

    • @joshmenawe
      @joshmenawe 4 года назад

      I had to really laugh

    • @angyd
      @angyd 4 года назад +6

      Or James saying “CLAAAARCKSOON” haha 🤣

  • @vexron5872
    @vexron5872 4 года назад +2598

    still hurts seeing jeremy throw the baguette out the window

    • @jones6613
      @jones6613 4 года назад +13

      Vexron yup!!

    • @craigkelly4278
      @craigkelly4278 4 года назад +56

      What A waste!

    • @domsgarage5802
      @domsgarage5802 4 года назад +45

      I read that right as it happened. RIP Big Baguette.

    • @mikem2106
      @mikem2106 4 года назад +33

      i am french and WTF, what is this sandwich and what is this citroen and the hat we have to speak of the hat XD

    • @bigkiwial
      @bigkiwial 4 года назад +15

      Imagine shaggy and scooby seeing that!!

  • @noahleclair6620
    @noahleclair6620 4 года назад +757

    Girl: says hi to me
    Me: 3:00

    • @jezusmylord
      @jezusmylord 4 года назад +65

      she: 3:02

    • @ellis2139
      @ellis2139 4 года назад +4

      Lmaooo

    • @PlinkyVR
      @PlinkyVR 4 года назад +6

      I fucking love this comment

    • @bonkerzisgood
      @bonkerzisgood 3 года назад +1

      Girl walks around corner 200m away
      Me:

  • @Jay-cp8rl
    @Jay-cp8rl 4 года назад +728

    3:00 *Jeremy didn’t say no homo*

    • @wangdong4903
      @wangdong4903 4 года назад +13

      Jaden Adams no, because that’s an incredibly offensive thing to say. I once broke a guys windpipe because he said that to one of my gay friends.

    • @Jay-cp8rl
      @Jay-cp8rl 4 года назад +91

      Wang Dong if I’m honest it’s not that offensive. Just stop being sensitive about everything for no reason and you’ll be fine. Also breaking someone’s windpipe for saying no homo is completely unnecessary

    • @erty2389
      @erty2389 4 года назад +77

      Wang Dong first of all, no you did not. Second, nohomo is a phrase thats been around for fucking decades! It only fucking means that you said something that could sound gay, but you clarify that you are not. That you meant no homosexuality with that comment. Its a fucking joke, if you feel the need to punch someone for that you should not be allowed outside with other people. Stop being offended over everything fucking pussy

    • @Peepooman-tk6wg
      @Peepooman-tk6wg 4 года назад +38

      @@wangdong4903 Your a bit gay you know

    • @F1Elle17
      @F1Elle17 4 года назад +43

      @@wangdong4903 no. you didn't. You can't "break" windpipe. You can give rupture it. Which you also did not do.
      Also: thinking you're cool for pretending to punch someone in the throat, potentially killing them, because someone said "No Homo"....that is small dick energy right there.

  • @KewlKid
    @KewlKid 4 года назад +832

    Sometimes my genius is frightening

  • @lukebotes2268
    @lukebotes2268 4 года назад +79

    0:30 that pronunciation had me dead on the floor.

  • @LargeFriesChocoShake
    @LargeFriesChocoShake 4 года назад +97

    3:26 this clip is legit true af

    • @PlinkyVR
      @PlinkyVR 4 года назад +7

      *Sir you cannot have toothpaste in your bag we are going to have to take that away*

  • @nutsacky7036
    @nutsacky7036 4 года назад +504

    4:33 I think he actually hit his head there

  • @olglory4648
    @olglory4648 4 года назад +234

    4:11
    That’s a midget in a high chair
    Just a heads up

    • @daunteuflay4859
      @daunteuflay4859 4 года назад +10

      i think he was the bloke with Hammond in the road rally

    • @Redbikemaster
      @Redbikemaster 4 года назад

      @@daunteuflay4859 I came here to say that too lol

    • @mlrd6622
      @mlrd6622 3 года назад

      I, for one, knew.

  • @ic1815
    @ic1815 4 года назад +29

    The French tune that plays every time Jeremy does something French will always send me 💀😩

  • @danwarren7061
    @danwarren7061 4 года назад +164

    “Running then stop” (it’s not like cars break down by stopping)

  • @JayFAE12
    @JayFAE12 3 года назад +37

    I wish I could thank the trio for all the times they've helped me feel better. Tonight I had a major depressive episode and watching clips of them made me feel immensely better. Thanks Jeremy, Richard, and James
    Edit: My name is also Jeremy XD

  • @eliaslundstedt5607
    @eliaslundstedt5607 4 года назад +249

    Sometimes my genius, it generates gravity

  • @Cesar-qj4et
    @Cesar-qj4et 4 года назад +19

    The “IN THE PLUMS” was a perfect outro

  • @BlackChrys
    @BlackChrys 4 года назад +212

    4:11 isn't that Richards 'mechanic' from when they took cars from the auction to go road rallying?

  • @yassinezanina
    @yassinezanina 4 года назад +26

    I am always on the floor whenever they call him "the orangutan" 🤣

  • @eritreamedia9298
    @eritreamedia9298 4 года назад +11

    This guy's were made for the show, loved them.

  • @BaguZan
    @BaguZan 3 года назад +5

    Lmfao Clarkson using the hose and falling over sent me, I can't stop laughing.
    "Lets just cut your flesh open to make sure" IM DEAD

  • @nrnsclark94
    @nrnsclark94 3 года назад +7

    Am I the only one that truly appreciates Jeremy's old school comedy with the policeman and the bakery? 🤣 very very early TV comedy but nice to see in modern times it shouldn't be funny but it is

  • @Edman1024
    @Edman1024 4 года назад +114

    5:10 lols

  • @dominichealey4516
    @dominichealey4516 4 года назад +101

    IN THE PLUMSSS

  • @tstbks
    @tstbks 4 года назад +23

    1:11 perfect timing 😂

  • @Philip.Magnusson
    @Philip.Magnusson 4 года назад +14

    Love the Albanian episode! That part with the Yugo and the hill is priceless! You can just hear Jeremy screaming "The door mirror!" while just continuing down the hill

    • @Mal6.4
      @Mal6.4 3 года назад

      I cant even find that episode

    • @Philip.Magnusson
      @Philip.Magnusson 3 года назад

      @@Mal6.4 It's S16 Ep 4 I believe

  • @Treatyee
    @Treatyee 4 года назад +104

    Translation of the sign:
    Defense Infrastructure Organization Caerwent Training Area

  • @tirionwilliams7055
    @tirionwilliams7055 4 года назад +55

    All things considered, his Welsh wasn’t that bad lol

  • @lordshrek7139
    @lordshrek7139 4 года назад +110

    Play the clips one at a time please. It’s annoying having the clips change every 5 seconds. Funny vid though👍🏼

    • @jr0418
      @jr0418 4 года назад +2

      What do you mean "play the clips one at a time"

    • @NoneYa42069
      @NoneYa42069 4 года назад +5

      They are playing the clips one at a time. You don't see multiple clips on the screen at the same time do you?

    • @mastodon98
      @mastodon98 4 года назад +9

      @@NoneYa42069 one clip in its entirety instead of playing bits and pieces of the same clip every 5 secs. You 2 are dumbasses

  • @kee9503
    @kee9503 4 года назад +13

    I saw him at my doctors surgery and because he is so tall he had to crawl into his lambo backwards and the whole doctors surgery couldn’t stop laughing.😂😭

  • @mastermindd
    @mastermindd 4 года назад +16

    Clarskon is a real troll. I like him :D

  • @CEKROM
    @CEKROM 4 года назад +25

    0:50 Poor Baguette =D

  • @sarakudrna2199
    @sarakudrna2199 4 года назад +3

    Clarkson walking into french shops with food is an ultimate mood

  • @emgarage9534
    @emgarage9534 4 года назад +13

    Please do more of these. It's honestly my favorite show

  • @Draconior87
    @Draconior87 4 года назад +3

    That random salad in the face of Jamesay kills me

  • @NaniFatimana
    @NaniFatimana 3 года назад +2

    0:40 Jeremy look like my grandpa wit that mustache

  • @robb6803
    @robb6803 4 года назад +61

    5:03 lol

  • @محمدر-ك6ل
    @محمدر-ك6ل 4 года назад +1

    Clarkson is definitely one of a kind, can't find another 😂😂😂😂

  • @toastiboi7618
    @toastiboi7618 3 года назад

    i love the editing on this so much

  • @TJD_04
    @TJD_04 4 года назад +32

    3:27 looool

  • @MJC-yo5kj
    @MJC-yo5kj 11 месяцев назад

    I have depression, I don’t need medication I need this. Literally nothing else makes me happier and laugh harder than Jezza “cocking about”

  • @caden58b77
    @caden58b77 4 года назад +50

    4:08. 4:10. Is that an optical illusion?

    • @Mike-kr5dn
      @Mike-kr5dn 4 года назад +2

      No it is just a glitch when recorded by a camera. You should never wear anything with stripes when on camera.

    • @izzywarhurst1019
      @izzywarhurst1019 4 года назад

      I don’t get it 🤔 plz explain😅

    • @andersonrobotics5608
      @andersonrobotics5608 4 года назад

      @@izzywarhurst1019 the striped clothes the woman was wearing
      Striped patterns like that have a tendency to glitch the camera as it scans top to bottom

    • @supercarsofwichita9485
      @supercarsofwichita9485 4 года назад +1

      I thought you were talking about the midget next to her lol

  • @brettbynes2286
    @brettbynes2286 4 года назад

    This has to be the best one for Clarkson 🤣🤣🤣 the ones where he's the policeman and gets distracted by a shop 🤣🤣🤣

  • @929exrt3
    @929exrt3 2 года назад

    Jeremy throwing the baguette out the window made my week

  • @tommydonnelly8942
    @tommydonnelly8942 4 года назад +10

    The peel thoooooo.., best car ever made

  • @NANOG-P8
    @NANOG-P8 2 года назад +3

    1:35 thats my fav top gear moment

  • @beezerboy4152
    @beezerboy4152 4 года назад +18

    2:57 this gets me every time 🤣🤣

  • @chrisclews5002
    @chrisclews5002 4 года назад +2

    Lol the best bit is the big hose let loads presher of water and the cabbie that his James in the face 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @jevanking4768
    @jevanking4768 4 года назад +6

    Nice loved part 1

  • @Jaymac720
    @Jaymac720 4 года назад +10

    The doctor of engineering twice, everybody

  • @RevJacq
    @RevJacq 4 года назад +1

    The airport xray baggage rant was so on point

  • @vodkaliscia3848
    @vodkaliscia3848 3 года назад +7

    "Was running, then stop" u.u

  • @michaelbenoit248
    @michaelbenoit248 3 года назад +4

    “While we examined the engine the orangutan tried to mend the door” proceeds to slam the door.

    • @alexstanescu1943
      @alexstanescu1943 3 года назад

      By any chance do you know what episode that clip is from? I've been trying to find it for a while now and can't find it.... Help, please!

    • @Mal6.4
      @Mal6.4 3 года назад +1

      @@alexstanescu1943 I'm looking for it aswell I cant find it either

    • @alexstanescu1943
      @alexstanescu1943 3 года назад

      @@Mal6.4 it's the Albania special. I found it in the meantime. S.16 Ep.3

  • @jesswibberley5182
    @jesswibberley5182 3 года назад +2

    I actually love this 😂😂
    #TopGearGirl

  • @FunnyTvUK
    @FunnyTvUK  4 года назад +10

    Hope you liked this video! Any future video suggestions? Comment below...

    • @Marco_-vz2jl
      @Marco_-vz2jl 4 года назад

      Funny TV UK Maybe try the other too as well

    • @rjsze5394
      @rjsze5394 4 года назад

      Funny TV UK compilation of Jeremy calling people maniacs

    • @thegreatafrican3367
      @thegreatafrican3367 4 года назад

      James may funny moments

    • @firstnamelastname5404
      @firstnamelastname5404 4 года назад +1

      Stop going back and forth between the clips... just play the same clip all together.

    • @Mal6.4
      @Mal6.4 3 года назад

      Just wondering by chance if ur able to find the full episode or clips of the second one?

  • @Kingdoperks
    @Kingdoperks 4 года назад

    I got a Homeless starving shelter ad after he through that baguette out the window.

  • @fatmunch6318
    @fatmunch6318 4 года назад +26

    I want that sandwich

  • @joshtaylor1993
    @joshtaylor1993 4 года назад +8

    That massive sandwich looked really good 😔

  • @charliecharlie7670
    @charliecharlie7670 4 года назад +2

    I like to tell myself there was someone waiting to catch that baguette because the idea that he threw it on the floor makes me hurt.

  • @fr3aktim918
    @fr3aktim918 4 года назад +39

    4:33 😂😂😂

  • @إتقان-ل1ل
    @إتقان-ل1ل 3 года назад

    I haven’t laughed this hard in years

  • @amsr3733
    @amsr3733 4 года назад +1

    "sometimes I even stagger myself with my genius"Jeremy Clarkson

  • @mcgrimies3655
    @mcgrimies3655 3 года назад

    Every time i see the baguette I want to cry cause that looks so good

  • @christian-jakobgrasl
    @christian-jakobgrasl 4 года назад +1

    These three.... best three ever!!!

  • @helloperson6431
    @helloperson6431 4 года назад +5

    "The door mirror's come off".

    • @alexstanescu1943
      @alexstanescu1943 3 года назад

      What episode is that from? I've been trying to find it for a while now, without any luck

  • @Dracobanee
    @Dracobanee 3 года назад

    So nobodys gonna notice how this lovely guy put no ads on the video?

  • @derksracing5672
    @derksracing5672 4 года назад +15

    4:11 is that not Richards do driver from the classic rally episode?

    • @dbll9178
      @dbll9178 4 года назад

      Probably worked for top gear or something

  • @salhyy9962
    @salhyy9962 4 года назад +6

    1:21 even auto captions find clarkson funny

  • @trynamakegainz
    @trynamakegainz 4 года назад

    I screamed NO!!!! When he threw that sandwich out the window.

  • @theguythatmakesyoumad3834
    @theguythatmakesyoumad3834 4 года назад +8

    Was that Brian Wheeler in the BBC meeting? Hammonds co-pilot in the classic car rally?

  • @thetrapcat6488
    @thetrapcat6488 4 года назад +7

    1:20 David souffle

  • @KPen3750
    @KPen3750 4 года назад +7

    IN THE PLUMS!

  • @offbrandbiscuit
    @offbrandbiscuit 4 года назад +2

    2:12 When the Need for Speed cops try an overly inventive way of catching speeders, only for it to backfire hugely

  • @AnanduMSMak
    @AnanduMSMak 4 года назад +1

    2:07 I am also haha haha😆😆

  • @myname7056
    @myname7056 4 года назад +2

    0:35 I believe this says “the organisation of the defense infrastructure of the Caerwent training area.”

  • @danielsotanyi8873
    @danielsotanyi8873 3 года назад

    This man is one of a kind a bloody genius 😎😎

  • @an_asian_guy
    @an_asian_guy 3 года назад

    It's funny how Jeremy Clarkson,playing as the French police officer would always have a theme when he would go into a restaurant or a café

  • @bartoltolic
    @bartoltolic 3 года назад

    2:16 he sounds like british arnold schwarzenegger every time he says that hahah

  • @stewarth8390
    @stewarth8390 3 года назад

    In the pluuuuuums…. 😂

  • @schleifpunkt.tv2092
    @schleifpunkt.tv2092 4 года назад

    "Iam a Mountain Goat"
    Famous Last Words

  • @videomailYT
    @videomailYT 2 года назад

    Oh No! How could you? The baguette 😱😱😱

  • @piplup2009
    @piplup2009 3 года назад +1

    1:29 he's got the focused teen look down

  • @Leonhavenify
    @Leonhavenify 4 года назад

    Jeremy Clarkson probably has one of the most recognisable voices in the world.

  • @123Heikki
    @123Heikki 3 года назад

    The door mirror come off! The door mirror. THE DOOR MIRROR!

  • @caitlinjordansouthamxo4181
    @caitlinjordansouthamxo4181 3 года назад +1

    3:26-3:48 I’m dead 🤣🤣

  • @j-jam0440
    @j-jam0440 4 года назад

    “In the plums”-Jeremy Clarkson

  • @grenada9347
    @grenada9347 4 года назад +3

    1:12
    2:43
    4:50
    Absolute legend

  • @LePadhoc
    @LePadhoc 4 года назад

    «Do you want to see my pen#s ?»
    LOL

  • @jeremyfong5684
    @jeremyfong5684 7 месяцев назад

    "THE DOOR MIRROR'S COME OFF!"

  • @pm.1133
    @pm.1133 3 года назад

    SPEEEEEEDDDDD AND POWEEERRRRRR......

  • @harleycollins997
    @harleycollins997 4 года назад +1

    National treasure 💙

  • @berkkarsi
    @berkkarsi 4 года назад

    The door mirror 😂

  • @ts-jq3st
    @ts-jq3st 4 года назад

    I like it when Jeremy Clarkson drives through the BBC news center in the P45

  • @ComicallyTall
    @ComicallyTall 3 года назад

    0:21 Hammond lookin like a Walmart Han Solo.

  • @MartijnTenebris
    @MartijnTenebris 4 года назад

    "totally distracted by his facial decoration'

  • @takumifujiwara4419
    @takumifujiwara4419 4 года назад

    'EEEN Thr plums😂

  • @simonayers8033
    @simonayers8033 4 года назад

    I love how they talk them selves up the. The opposite happens :)

  • @dylanshultz3560
    @dylanshultz3560 3 года назад +1

    The day we lose clarkson will be so dark..

  • @smithyc2051
    @smithyc2051 4 года назад

    LEGEND

  • @Felix24148
    @Felix24148 4 года назад

    What episode was he driving the little red car that ground against the road?

  • @shivekaniruth5402
    @shivekaniruth5402 3 года назад

    What a macheeeeeeen!!