Instant PIZZA... The BEST MRE Taste Test - 10 Minute Power Hour

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  • Опубликовано: 28 авг 2024
  • It's time for another round of torturing Arin and Dan's PRIVILEGED tastebuds with delicious instant food. This time, it's one of the best MRE's there are... the HOLY GRAIL of MREs... well maybe not this EXACT one, but it's pizza, so it's bound to be good, right?
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Комментарии • 3,3 тыс.

  • @soulcottage5302
    @soulcottage5302 4 года назад +7395

    i can’t believe arin is the ceo and president of an entire company.

    • @landonvincent7974
      @landonvincent7974 4 года назад +538

      Multiple entire companies, actually. At least 3.

    • @ren-pf6mr
      @ren-pf6mr 4 года назад +135

      three?? holy shit

    • @chodak3709
      @chodak3709 4 года назад +361

      I think he said he owns four businesses in a recent game grumps episode. Man's an inspiration tbh

    • @Bonewalker1127
      @Bonewalker1127 4 года назад +189

      and he said he would put anything in his mouth. ;D

    • @NamelessKing1597
      @NamelessKing1597 4 года назад +252

      @@Bonewalker1127 how do you think he got there.

  • @EliPearson12
    @EliPearson12 4 года назад +8609

    As a struggling college student who often can't afford food, I have started to watch the Power Hour whenever I feel hungry and want to eat. By the end, I no longer feel the desire to consume food. Thanks, 10 Minute Power Hour! I haven't eaten in weeks!

    • @purplepaws101
      @purplepaws101 4 года назад +153

      @@ayepeabea After watching hair cake, i didn't eat the rest of the day 🤢

    • @nicolasvaladez3364
      @nicolasvaladez3364 4 года назад +8

      🐉

    • @exisTxD
      @exisTxD 4 года назад +24

      @@purplepaws101 It looked delicious.

    • @eros9424
      @eros9424 4 года назад +82

      is it bad that im totally unfazed and am eating pizza whilst watching this?

    • @jacksonrich7881
      @jacksonrich7881 4 года назад +7

      how...insightful

  • @danmakthefirst
    @danmakthefirst 4 года назад +5041

    “Just let them do it” “noooooo” has to be one of the funniest off-camera interactions I’ve heard on this show

    • @Ollen1982
      @Ollen1982 4 года назад +82

      The screaming at his wife asking if shes seen the show got me.

    • @SpingotGoomer
      @SpingotGoomer 4 года назад +47

      @@Ollen1982 I thought that was Allie?

    • @neexlmevia
      @neexlmevia 4 года назад +19

      @@SpingotGoomer it is

    • @brandonrichard9568
      @brandonrichard9568 4 года назад +17

      It's also the basic viewership reaction.

    • @pogpogpurinn
      @pogpogpurinn 4 года назад +26

      @@Ollen1982 it wasnt suzy It was allie haha

  • @williamglass2223
    @williamglass2223 4 года назад +3371

    Hey Grumps, been in the Army since 2017. I’m currently stuck at Fort Jackson since March 20th. They shut down our cafeteria we usually eat at, except for lunch. We had to eat MREs every day for dinner for about 45 days. Got a bunch of laughs from this. Unless you mix that protein good, you’re gonna be chewing it. I would drink a mouthful and literally have to swish it to mix the powder. You guys should try Beef Brisket with Gravy.

    • @SilverEXVII
      @SilverEXVII 3 года назад +79

      Beef Brisket and Gravy is awesome

    • @fartgarfunkeljr
      @fartgarfunkeljr 3 года назад +24

      Is there a Liver and Onions MRE? And would you enjoy it if there were?

    • @eduardoapontejr2945
      @eduardoapontejr2945 3 года назад +6

      Wait, do you mean the Fort Jackson in South Carolina?

    • @selloutsnowman3883
      @selloutsnowman3883 3 года назад +9

      chicken fajita mre all day

    • @daywalker3068
      @daywalker3068 3 года назад +8

      Apparently the burrito bowl is really good

  • @natsune09
    @natsune09 4 года назад +4718

    Shortly after leaving the Army, I got a shirt that has "rock or something" on it. Only veterans got the reference. But now, Grump fans will too.

    • @Bingo_Dingo_Dango
      @Bingo_Dingo_Dango 4 года назад +258

      I was thinking, 'Just you wait', when they were making fun of the Jalapeno cheese spread.

    • @jennas3212
      @jennas3212 4 года назад +564

      I have this shirt, and I fucking love it so much. You just know there's a story behind them needing to idiot-proof that. Somewhere, sometime, there was a dumbass private that said he went hungry because he couldn't find a rock.

    • @Lambda_Ovine
      @Lambda_Ovine 4 года назад +32

      Yay! Something to unite us!

    • @upg5147
      @upg5147 4 года назад +103

      @@jennas3212 It's sad that that story is probably 100% true XD

    • @vaporwavedog
      @vaporwavedog 4 года назад +27

      where can i get this shirt or is it veteran only

  • @JetKusanagi
    @JetKusanagi 4 года назад +3444

    You KNOW it's bad when Arin "I'll-Stick-Anything-in-My-Mouth" Hanson says that they shouldn't eat it.

    • @lethauntic
      @lethauntic 4 года назад +71

      Well it was their fault that it turned out so bad, to be fair.

    • @JetKusanagi
      @JetKusanagi 4 года назад +109

      Technically it was Dan's fault for just tearing the fucking thing open without reading the instructions.
      Turns out Dan is no good with tutorials either.

    • @superboobs890
      @superboobs890 4 года назад +9

      I wouldn’t really trust their ability to make it right either...

    • @PeanutButterZombie00
      @PeanutButterZombie00 4 года назад +46

      Arin's crazy, but he's not _crazy._

    • @johndoe5432
      @johndoe5432 4 года назад +8

      That MRE is totally palatable, they're just shockingly incompetent.

  • @serenadams8588
    @serenadams8588 4 года назад +1664

    Dan: Why can't you just eat something?
    Arin: *takes a bite and has a crisis*

    • @richswitch2217
      @richswitch2217 2 года назад

      Comin from the guy who eats like a 12 yr old.

  • @Funhaus_Ryan
    @Funhaus_Ryan 4 года назад +759

    Pro Tip: when you heat the main course, use the heater to also heat extras. You can stuff packages of cheese in there at the same time as your meal since they are so small. It's 1000 times better. Even the cobbler is better warm, but you have to wait till after you take the main course out. There is a reason the heater lasts longer than it takes to cook the main meal.
    Oh right as I am writing this, they are heating it. Not doing a good job but...yea.

    • @DarthZ01
      @DarthZ01 3 года назад +53

      You may also need to ensure the cobbler doesn't become toxic due to chemical exposure. That usually ruins the taste.

  • @gabepft9546
    @gabepft9546 4 года назад +6853

    Hearing at least like five people burst out laughing at Arin’s joke is easily one of the cutest things I’ve seen in the power hour

    • @houdini9739
      @houdini9739 4 года назад +221

      Gabe Pft yeah the TMPH crew is really supportive of all their jokes, even/especially the bad ones.

    • @gwynheimer
      @gwynheimer 4 года назад +269

      10:18

    • @TheProphecy6
      @TheProphecy6 4 года назад +137

      7:35 That's how the cookie crumbles

    • @hunterhuang2500
      @hunterhuang2500 4 года назад +122

      There should a compilation of when the crew can’t hold in there laughtet

    • @chickschannel8825
      @chickschannel8825 4 года назад +25

      Are you sure it wasn’t when Dan and Arin shared an apple?

  • @doandroidsdreamofelectrics8090
    @doandroidsdreamofelectrics8090 4 года назад +4100

    "Let's get this Glueberry Bobbler out here"
    This is one of the many first signs of radiation poisoning.

    • @marinerman
      @marinerman 4 года назад +83

      And now I'm imagining Steve1989 saying, "Alright, let's get this Glueberry Bobbler on a tray... nice! Mkay."

    • @josephray3856
      @josephray3856 4 года назад +13

      @@marinerman i love steve lol

    • @shay4089
      @shay4089 4 года назад +55

      First sign of death is misunderstanding vowels

    • @thiccusmaximus2515
      @thiccusmaximus2515 4 года назад +32

      Or it's a sign of a stroke.
      I would know. Unless I type it, and talk, I fuck up my words a lot. Because of the stroke I had in 2015.

    • @L33PL4Y
      @L33PL4Y 4 года назад +43

      He said clueberry bobbler. The joke is that he swapped the first letter of each word to the other word.

  • @ValensBellator
    @ValensBellator 4 года назад +599

    I love how all of these were clearly missing one essential tool: “a rock to lean it against”

    • @kendromeda42
      @kendromeda42 4 года назад +67

      Or something

    • @howeyyadoing9070
      @howeyyadoing9070 4 года назад +26

      A mug is a something

    • @izzy2889
      @izzy2889 3 года назад +1

      LMAO

    • @BigPuddin
      @BigPuddin 3 года назад +15

      I always just used my kevlar to lean the ration heater against. My unit didn't have the luxury of rocks.

    • @vapor404
      @vapor404 3 года назад +3

      Arin could have just put his head on the table

  • @pipedream2556
    @pipedream2556 4 года назад +417

    When he held up the pizza slice my immediate thought was "that looks like it could have come out of my old school lunch hall" but then he turned it around and even my school lunches weren't THAT bad XD

    • @BrozvilleRealm
      @BrozvilleRealm 3 года назад +3

      bro my school pizza is the bomb

    • @Spartan_767
      @Spartan_767 3 года назад +3

      as far as MRE's go pizza was the best because you didn't have to cook it and that way you actually had enough time to eat your food

  • @tjparks754
    @tjparks754 4 года назад +1317

    "Have you not seen the Power Hour before??" is definitely the best part

    • @Clubpenguin22
      @Clubpenguin22 4 года назад +19

      The power hour used to put out quality stuff but it's become just two guys making a mess now. I don't even know why they bother having a theme or topic for power hours anymore considering they all end up being the same, "let's make a mess with the items we got" 😪

    • @busesinbathbristol5899
      @busesinbathbristol5899 4 года назад +42

      @@Clubpenguin22 it's always been that and it's always been hilarious 😂

    • @upg5147
      @upg5147 4 года назад +16

      @@Clubpenguin22 Give me an episode you would call "quality"

    • @vaporwavedog
      @vaporwavedog 4 года назад +6

      Tyler Point it's always been like that

    • @nmarinpe
      @nmarinpe 4 года назад +3

      @@Clubpenguin22 yes, it's always been like that... I think you just got bored of the same kind of content... Like me 😂

  • @zoomblm9857
    @zoomblm9857 4 года назад +1865

    Arin: *eats something and immediately puts his head in his hands*
    Dan: “Is it good?”

    • @yomama9702
      @yomama9702 3 года назад +5

      TASTE LIKE A DREEEEEEEAM

  • @fabiolean
    @fabiolean 4 года назад +318

    I feel like Dan trying to tape back up something he wasn't supposed to open is the true essence of military life.

  • @jaybou007
    @jaybou007 2 года назад +36

    11:04 What is this?
    A) Their meal;
    B) A murder scene photographed in Kolkata;
    C) The content of a high school student's locker.

  • @ConradTheLonelyStump
    @ConradTheLonelyStump 4 года назад +835

    "Hey, man, what kind of music do you listen to?"
    "I dunno, rock or something..."

    • @Virjunior01
      @Virjunior01 4 года назад +15

      I cook my music on that cobbler.

    • @rugxulo
      @rugxulo 4 года назад +5

      I don't care who you are, that's HOT!

    • @JayFoxer
      @JayFoxer 4 года назад +1

      *KAR EN TUK!*

    • @tieflingcorpse9817
      @tieflingcorpse9817 4 года назад +1

      That perfectly describes my music taste

  • @IrisCorven
    @IrisCorven 4 года назад +1968

    Somewhere, SteveMRE is crying into his tray. "This is NOT nice..."

    • @leesigalaxy
      @leesigalaxy 4 года назад +71

      Haha! I hoped I’d find another SteveMRE fan xD

    • @S1ckbassplayer
      @S1ckbassplayer 4 года назад +39

      This is not nice, m'kay.

    • @paulableman2663
      @paulableman2663 4 года назад +11

      I actually watched this while wearing my botulism city shirt

    • @emxmario
      @emxmario 4 года назад +3

      You right

    • @i7887
      @i7887 4 года назад +1

      @@leesigalaxy Theres a lot

  • @hush3956
    @hush3956 4 года назад +439

    Do you ever finish watching a game grumps episode and you just think to yourself " yknow, I love these guys "

    • @GojoSatoruStan26
      @GojoSatoruStan26 3 года назад +18

      Every single time I watch an episode.

    • @thestranger954
      @thestranger954 3 года назад +2

      Sparingly yet often.

    • @cats1970
      @cats1970 3 года назад +12

      I often remember when Sean joined them for the no thumbs episode and randomly said “I’m really having fun you guys.” It’s just this nice summer with friends vibe from back in school. Man I miss social stuff more than I thought.

  • @sta12vin
    @sta12vin 4 года назад +336

    Dan:”DEAN EVERYBODY, DEEEAN!”
    Arin:” AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
    “That looks vaguely like a cooki-“
    Cookie: *dies*
    “Its like when i do a handstand after ive eaten taco bell!”

  • @paulableman2663
    @paulableman2663 4 года назад +1202

    As someone who genuinely enjoys eating these things, I'm torn between laughing hysterically and being unreasonably frustrated

    • @justusjanzen3780
      @justusjanzen3780 4 года назад +18

      Paul Ableman I could not agree more

    • @hlonghi
      @hlonghi 4 года назад +75

      Same here. I wish I had mres to help me not lose my mind brainstorming what the hell to cook in this quarantine. I kinda want something to help me cheer up but then I remember I will have to clean up afterwards. MREs may be developed to help win wars, but outside of their original purpose they are really the epitome of meals for lazy bastards like myself.

    • @SWAT2291
      @SWAT2291 4 года назад +89

      Right? It's like... I get it, it's a whole bit to be funny. But I'm genuinely curious to see how good some of the stuff is without purposefully messing everything up.

    • @egil198
      @egil198 4 года назад +54

      Swat check out steve1989MREinfo. He reviews them and does a pretty good job of describing the taste.

    • @DursTuckle
      @DursTuckle 4 года назад +12

      Just gonna leave it here...Chicken Pesto Pasta is the best MRE

  • @sombsnoir
    @sombsnoir 4 года назад +425

    "It's like when I do a hand-stand after eating at Taco-Bell"
    I love how the people around Arin needed a few seconds to process that one.

    • @ultimatequeenofdeath666
      @ultimatequeenofdeath666 4 года назад +31

      it seemed like even he didn't realize what he said until after he said it.

  • @wobblewokgaming655
    @wobblewokgaming655 3 года назад +37

    Why isn't anybody talking about Dan smacking the bag of hot chocolate like it's a pair a bongos with Arin looking on in sheer terror.

  • @stressedvulture
    @stressedvulture 4 года назад +141

    I was watching this again and laughed at the "well I'm ⅔ stick" and I laughed my rib back into place after it being out all day so thanks I guess lol

    • @firedragon3658
      @firedragon3658 4 года назад +3

      That can happen??

    • @stressedvulture
      @stressedvulture 4 года назад +17

      @@firedragon3658 Ehlsers-Danlos Syndrome my fren. Anything is possible

    • @izzy2889
      @izzy2889 3 года назад +1

      LMAO

    • @JoeEmb776
      @JoeEmb776 3 года назад +4

      Where did it go?

    • @spacemoth4973
      @spacemoth4973 3 года назад +3

      Chiropractic comedy

  • @wumbology6072
    @wumbology6072 4 года назад +1498

    “Trust, always trust. I may have blinded you” - Arin Hanson 2020

    • @Mezzo_Roo
      @Mezzo_Roo 4 года назад +10

      "quote from the video we all literally just watched"
      -dumbass commenter 2020

    • @saucysix6863
      @saucysix6863 4 года назад +16

      Isaac Winsor Who hurt you?

    • @wumbology6072
      @wumbology6072 4 года назад +10

      Isaac Winsor let people have fun dude

    • @unknown850
      @unknown850 4 года назад +1

      @@Mezzo_Roo mood

    • @fluttershy1126
      @fluttershy1126 4 года назад +5

      Isaac Winsor Wow rude.

  • @antonlowe5370
    @antonlowe5370 4 года назад +551

    Dean: *doesn't throw the scissors to Dan and Arin*
    Me: He must be new.

    • @fenexgid3074
      @fenexgid3074 4 года назад +4

      Nice

    • @HolyMess420
      @HolyMess420 4 года назад +4

      That scene in The Iron Giant where it says Dean.

    • @markamoe7817
      @markamoe7817 4 года назад +2

      @@HolyMess420 that how I always read the name dean

  • @goodomens42
    @goodomens42 4 года назад +345

    "who would bust this out on a airplane and be like time to cook it up."
    Soldiers Dan, soldiers stuck on airplanes that don't provide food other than an MRE.

    • @bigchooch4434
      @bigchooch4434 4 года назад +69

      I think he meant what kind of civilian would bust out an MRE on a commercial plane, and the answer is a lot of people.

    • @goodomens42
      @goodomens42 4 года назад +15

      That means the follow up question to that would be, who would willing subject themselves to eating an MRE unless they were getting payed to.

    • @demikus
      @demikus 4 года назад +11

      @@goodomens42 they really aren't the worst food stuffs out there. Being a person who lives a good hour drive from any grocery store, I have a few of these on hand for emergency food stuff for when I've been to lazy to make the trip.

    • @ColdShoulder131
      @ColdShoulder131 4 года назад +2

      @@goodomens42 I was was in mcjrotc in high school and when they took us camping the mres were savored because we all liked them, I could even eat them cold and enjoy them!

    • @ell6470
      @ell6470 3 года назад +1

      @@ColdShoulder131 as someone that’s eaten other brand rations, mres are among the worst tasting rations you can find

  • @CommanderShepard341
    @CommanderShepard341 2 года назад +36

    11:18 I love how it takes Dan a bit to register the joke

  • @sergiotapia1799
    @sergiotapia1799 4 года назад +464

    MRE Steve1989 sheds a tear for this mistreated MRE lol.
    I'm glad y'all didn't eat the cobbler Arin was 100% correct about the heating element being toxic

    • @AlexRising_
      @AlexRising_ 4 года назад +49

      Sergio Tapia we had to be specifically told in boot camp that we couldn’t put them in our pockets to keep our hands warm because it was dangerous and stupid 😂😂😂

    • @SilverEXVII
      @SilverEXVII 4 года назад +3

      @@AlexRising_ Yeah sounds about right

    • @shrek-sj7oo
      @shrek-sj7oo 4 года назад

      Lol

    • @mackjerkl
      @mackjerkl 4 года назад +18

      My basic training cycle outright banned the use of the heaters because people would get 2nd degree burns from them lmao

  • @ElGordoBandito
    @ElGordoBandito 4 года назад +700

    Dude, the jalapeno cheese spread was like unofficial military currency when I was in the Middle East! You could trade with each other and get damn near anything for Jalapeno cheese spread or Marlboro's.

    • @SolinariXi
      @SolinariXi 4 года назад +69

      Screw that. The vegetarian mre's had double desserts and a chance of twice the peanut butter. Trade that shit cobbler for extra crackers or craisins to make ants on a log

    • @Lesquidliestone
      @Lesquidliestone 4 года назад +36

      Bro the jalapeno cheese spread is like crack. Shit is delicious

    • @Scrofar
      @Scrofar 4 года назад +85

      1) Thank you for your service 2) So you're saying this is the military equivalent to chips bag and ring pops at school lunches???

    • @chzzyg2698
      @chzzyg2698 4 года назад +32

      I used to collect the chocolate covered coffee beans and eat them all on night shifts.

    • @ubernet5345
      @ubernet5345 4 года назад +82

      Opening an MRE and announcing “I got Jalapeño Cheese Spread!” is like when you whip out a pack of gum in front of the whole class - you’re gonna get swarmed by beggars.

  • @liquidPlasma
    @liquidPlasma 4 года назад +48

    *Arin:* Aw it's just like anything you can get at Olive Garden!
    *Also Arin while eating Play-Doh:* This is Olive Garden salty.

  • @reginaphalange9546
    @reginaphalange9546 3 года назад +6

    THE PATREON EXISTS NOW

  • @allenburke1
    @allenburke1 4 года назад +1035

    Words can not describe the anger, the hate, the vitriol at the disrespect of the cherry blueberry cobbler.

    • @HexagonalZebra
      @HexagonalZebra 4 года назад +118

      clueberry bobbler*

    • @ASlutty9SUnit
      @ASlutty9SUnit 4 года назад +116

      Literally the best dessert out of an MRE pack and they massacred it.
      I'm so genuinely upset.

    • @allenburke1
      @allenburke1 4 года назад +12

      @@ASlutty9SUnit 10/10 that user name, must of been an FO, Total fister

    • @dallisjohnson662
      @dallisjohnson662 4 года назад +15

      That is one of the best items available if treated properly.

    • @coralscorpion
      @coralscorpion 4 года назад +20

      @@ASlutty9SUnit "Look at how they massacred my Cobbler."

  • @That_Lady_Charlie
    @That_Lady_Charlie 4 года назад +337

    "Just let them do it."
    Allie: "noooo"
    me too, Allie. me too.

    • @skylerchristie6216
      @skylerchristie6216 4 года назад +20

      Charlie Username it just reminded me of two really disappointed parents watching their kids make a huge mess in the kitchen with their concoctions

  • @Luxaleo
    @Luxaleo 4 года назад +61

    10:25
    The Game Grumps ten minute power hour is filmed in front of a live studio audience.

  • @RETROXPRESSTHRIFT
    @RETROXPRESSTHRIFT 4 года назад +192

    this is like watching my last two braincells trying to create one single thought

  • @goblinounours
    @goblinounours 4 года назад +522

    _"It's like when I do a hand-stand after eating at Taco-Bell"_ - that line killed me.

    • @vaporwavedog
      @vaporwavedog 4 года назад +25

      dans delayed reaction to that line was also amazing

    • @sergiotapia1799
      @sergiotapia1799 4 года назад +3

      Instant win next time someone plays TKO on jackbox

    • @Foodbasedgamer
      @Foodbasedgamer 4 года назад

      😂😂😂😂😂 I AM DEAD

    • @Nocturne22
      @Nocturne22 4 года назад +1

      Arin immediately laughing at his own joke was what got me

    • @Shadywolf09
      @Shadywolf09 4 года назад

      @@vaporwavedog My favorite part lol

  • @danielamune9803
    @danielamune9803 4 года назад +546

    God bless the person who STILL commits to cleaning that table up every single week

    • @SkyBlitz64
      @SkyBlitz64 3 года назад +37

      What do you mean? They just throw the old one in the trash and buy a new one for each week.

    • @insaincaldo
      @insaincaldo 3 года назад +14

      @@SkyBlitz64 Thought they just dry wiped it and hoped it wouldn't end up killing them.

    • @cats1970
      @cats1970 3 года назад +30

      Their table is like a pack of sliced cheese. Peel off the top layer and put it back in the fridge.

  • @realrogue
    @realrogue 4 года назад +11

    5:05 He's not wrong, we do tap on everything. I have tapped on everything from corn silk to medical equipment to a frikkin math equation.
    And I kidnapped the viewer and pretended to feed them zombie pills. I may be ridiculous.

  • @pinkeyedwizard7972
    @pinkeyedwizard7972 2 года назад +25

    6:37 The was Arin says “buddy,” and Danny says “m’kay” is so cute.

  • @halgerson
    @halgerson 4 года назад +183

    I write instruction manuals and ”prop against a rock or something" is my favorite bit of technical writing ever.

    • @adanice49
      @adanice49 4 года назад +1

      WHOA how’d you get into that job?

    • @OrangeShanker
      @OrangeShanker 4 года назад +4

      @@adanice49 Technical writing is a major at a lot of colleges and universities but I'm sure there's other ways

    • @halgerson
      @halgerson 4 года назад +5

      @@adanice49 During college I worked for a local electronics manufacturing company. After I graduated with a degree in journalism, I transfered into a job in the engineering department doing tech writing. tl;dr: I got lucky.

  • @aswarmofbees5009
    @aswarmofbees5009 4 года назад +401

    I can’t get the image of 2 soldiers in a really dangerous situation, where they need to stay quiet, but they are also in desperate need of food, and then this happens. 8:55

    • @thehareo
      @thehareo 4 года назад +42

      Your on an assault mission and you hear soilders in the bunker doing this

    • @kanmeridoc1784
      @kanmeridoc1784 4 года назад +26

      5:24 is what came to my mind. Except it lands on " A Rock or Something" TM.

    • @Virjunior01
      @Virjunior01 4 года назад +16

      Game Grumps Animated waiting to happen

    • @sta12vin
      @sta12vin 4 года назад +4

      “WE DONT KNOW HOW INTELLIGENT AMERICAN SOLDIERS ARE!”

  • @Oscarcat37
    @Oscarcat37 4 года назад +67

    "It's like doing a hand-stand after I've eaten Taco Bell!"
    Never have I been so offended by something I 100% agree with

  • @bitsaucetv
    @bitsaucetv 2 года назад +10

    Ah yes Clueberry Bobbler
    11:38

  • @prokii1558
    @prokii1558 4 года назад +1031

    Arin is the pizza boy.
    *He's the one who **_eats_*

    • @ember5031
      @ember5031 4 года назад +18

      HE'S THE ONE WHO CRONCHES

    • @SaintSentry
      @SaintSentry 4 года назад +16

      "It's MY house! It's MY 'za! I'M THE ONE WHO EATS!"

    • @theuncannydag
      @theuncannydag 4 года назад +6

      ArinEATS

    • @DummyWasting
      @DummyWasting 4 года назад +2

      I JUST WANNA HAVE THE FASTEST, MOST TRICKED-OUT RIDE IN THE UNIVERSE!
      AND I'M IN IT TA WIN IT-- PIZZA-PLACE SPIN IT! STEP UP TAH FROWN WHILE I HARDY-HAR GRIT IT! YEAH!

    • @Mykasan
      @Mykasan 4 года назад +4

      who put anything in his mouth, particularly saucy and cheesy things.

  • @winterhere1770
    @winterhere1770 4 года назад +557

    "Alright, let's get this out onto a tray"
    THEY FORGOT ABOUT INSTANT COFFEE TYPE 2!!! THE BEST TYPE OF COFFEE THERE IS

    • @nichijou_cargo6476
      @nichijou_cargo6476 4 года назад +12

      Love the steve1989 reference!!

    • @joypad6677
      @joypad6677 4 года назад +5

      NICE

    • @gargoyles9999
      @gargoyles9999 4 года назад +5

      Winter Cold the best part of waking up is Type 3 coffee in your cup

    • @JasonXtK
      @JasonXtK 4 года назад +4

      Type 2*

    • @noenunez1769
      @noenunez1769 4 года назад +1

      Winter Cold I was hoping to find some Steve watchers in this video

  • @mr.sandwich8178
    @mr.sandwich8178 4 года назад +66

    "Let's get this clueberry bobbler out of here"
    -Arin Hanson 2020

  • @WolfyFancyLads
    @WolfyFancyLads Год назад +5

    "Just let them do it"
    The sentence of a man who has given up caring for their coworkers.

  • @dev-ex8nv
    @dev-ex8nv 4 года назад +839

    The look of Disdain, Disgust, and Disappointment upon Danny's face when Arin backflip ninja kicked the dinosaurs off the table was palpable incredible and strong enough to taste it.

    • @yodawgzgaming4416
      @yodawgzgaming4416 4 года назад +14

      Since he's putting his disgusting slipper on the table they're just about to eat off of, I really can't blame him

    • @ratbitch6801
      @ratbitch6801 4 года назад +7

      Dan and the three big D's: Disdain, Digust, and Disappointment, his only reactions around Arin, occasionally featuring laughter but that's not as common as the three big D's

    • @whateverworksmate.721
      @whateverworksmate.721 4 года назад +6

      @@ratbitch6801 and the other big D, if you know what I mean

    • @dh8765
      @dh8765 4 года назад +4

      @@whateverworksmate.721 Diarrhea?

  • @atlasintokyo1752
    @atlasintokyo1752 4 года назад +665

    dan is like an indecisive 8 year old whos “secretly” a picky eater

    • @argonautilus9540
      @argonautilus9540 4 года назад +54

      Dan has a medical condition that gives him a sensitive stomach. Digestive conditions can make you sensitive to food tastes, smells, and textures as your body associates them with “this is going to make me feel horrible.” Dan does have a fickle personality, but most of what you see in the food-related Power Hours that seems picky or inconsistent is probably linked to his condition.

    • @atlasintokyo1752
      @atlasintokyo1752 4 года назад +15

      SpiritusPolypus ohmygosh i was definitely teasing i didnt know that fheibfodof im sorry if i seemed like an asshole:(

    • @DamsiaDeka
      @DamsiaDeka 4 года назад +9

      @@argonautilus9540 Well now I feel bad for thinking he was just a giant wuss lol

    • @anthonygrant4413
      @anthonygrant4413 4 года назад +2

      Yeah, pretty sure he can’t even eat red meat.

    • @FlippLoki
      @FlippLoki 4 года назад +14

      @@argonautilus9540 He calls it his "Sensitive Jew Stomach"

  • @sublimingmule6356
    @sublimingmule6356 11 месяцев назад +6

    8:09 this is 9ne of the reasons I know I have adhd. His actions made total sense to me, and Dan, a normal human being, was alarmed, and confused.

    • @Winterlee01
      @Winterlee01 8 месяцев назад

      Please tell me why he did that, I've watched several times and I cannot figure it out 😭

    • @sublimingmule6356
      @sublimingmule6356 8 месяцев назад

      @Winterlee01 hands dirty. Probably sticky. Feels bad. Wash hands. No longer a concern.

  • @darkus4800
    @darkus4800 3 года назад +41

    Arin Genuinely Looked So Happy When Everyone Was Laughing at His Joke It’s So Wholesome!

  • @MythWish407
    @MythWish407 4 года назад +1256

    “We’ve compromised the structural integrity of our rock or something” -Dan Avidan 2020

  • @DarkraiDiety
    @DarkraiDiety 4 года назад +857

    When they put an opened cobbler into a heating pouch and turned it into poison instead of heating up the pizza it hurt my soul.

    • @acoin1116
      @acoin1116 4 года назад +10

      I feel you...

    • @TieflingKumasi
      @TieflingKumasi 4 года назад +11

      Wait, do you heat them both?

    • @DarkraiDiety
      @DarkraiDiety 4 года назад +79

      @@TieflingKumasi You'd prefer to heat up the pizza rather than the cobbler but you can do both.

    • @chrispy7560
      @chrispy7560 3 года назад +13

      Yeah same. The pizza was supposed to be heated like uuuuuugh

    • @eatme7461
      @eatme7461 3 года назад +10

      I know i actually got really really upset because they didn't do it right lol

  • @AcidSystem29
    @AcidSystem29 4 года назад +59

    I do love me some cherrly clueberry bobbler when I'm in an emergency situation

  • @drewwhitman4020
    @drewwhitman4020 4 года назад +11

    i love how there’s hardly any jump cuts. these videos barely need editing because the camera work is so good and dan and arin are so consistently entertaining.

  • @isaaca.garcia8958
    @isaaca.garcia8958 4 года назад +745

    I'll put whatever in my mouth, I don't care!"
    Keep in mind this is the 69th video on the grumps. 😏

    • @anturanx
      @anturanx 4 года назад +48

      The law of the Internet, requires that I say nice.

    • @Lunar_Atronach
      @Lunar_Atronach 4 года назад +5

      It's not the 69th episode you drumstick, there's been 112 episodes in the 10MPH series alone, not including the other stuff they've done.

    • @isaaca.garcia8958
      @isaaca.garcia8958 4 года назад +12

      @@Lunar_Atronach I'm talking about the amount of videos on "this" channel.

    • @sugarbxnny741
      @sugarbxnny741 4 года назад +3

      Nice

    • @brithemochi0126
      @brithemochi0126 4 года назад +3

      Nice

  • @theunkindledone210
    @theunkindledone210 4 года назад +427

    I feel sorry for whoever has to clean the table after every session...

    • @firagabird
      @firagabird 4 года назад +32

      It's okay, he gets hazard pay

    • @izzy_ondomink
      @izzy_ondomink 4 года назад +2

      Squeegee

    • @Alex-uy6rk
      @Alex-uy6rk 4 года назад +32

      they just buy a new table and throw the old one into a bottomless pit.

    • @ajaxulated6289
      @ajaxulated6289 4 года назад

      @@Alex-uy6rk im starting to believe thats true, the table always looks spotless and clear of stains

    • @Aliceacepark
      @Aliceacepark 4 года назад +2

      they clean after ?

  • @VickyViolet
    @VickyViolet 4 года назад +46

    10:15 for those who need another hit of the entire crew laughing.

  • @mama_drama_llama
    @mama_drama_llama Год назад +4

    to this day watching arin push the drink pouch over and then act super shocked when it spills gives me the good laughs

  • @Vic_Coco
    @Vic_Coco 4 года назад +624

    If “I’ll put anything in my mouth” isn’t Arin’s lasts words, we riot

    • @KooriGraywolf
      @KooriGraywolf 4 года назад +5

      If he actually put the contaminated cobbler in his mouth, it WOULD'VE been his last words lmao

    • @Chapsaurus
      @Chapsaurus 4 года назад +5

      If they are, they should put it on his tombstone.

    • @0SC2
      @0SC2 3 года назад +1

      His last words are going to be “Check this out,” immediately before dying stupidly. As he lays there fading, the last thing he hears:
      “Arin...”

  • @tornvods8723
    @tornvods8723 4 года назад +13

    My dad would've loved this video, he was in the Navy, he died about a month and a half after this video was published

  • @quantosgames3289
    @quantosgames3289 4 года назад +23

    That piece of pizza is basically what they serve “as pizza” at school, only it’s bigger at school and there’s also a cheese variant

  • @caseyismyname
    @caseyismyname 4 года назад +870

    “They tap on everything, those crazy kids”
    -Danny Sexbang 2020

    • @AislinKageno
      @AislinKageno 4 года назад +7

      Not gonna lie, they kinda do. An asmrtist I follow is currently doing a series of "can I trigger your ASMR with [random item]?" like Will it Blend? but with tapping.

    • @literallyjustaraccoon9228
      @literallyjustaraccoon9228 4 года назад +3

      i almost spat my soda all over my pc. you caught me of guard with Danny Sexbang

    • @b5a5m5
      @b5a5m5 4 года назад

      Aka Dan Dan AviDan
      Tom: ... Do you not know Dan's stage name? Hey guys! I found the new guy!

    • @woods2water-fishing
      @woods2water-fishing 4 года назад

      Are we just not gonna talk about how Dan said Asmr instead of A-S-M-R? No? Ok.

  • @lowgahn69
    @lowgahn69 4 года назад +145

    This is just militarized lunchables.

    • @SilverEXVII
      @SilverEXVII 4 года назад +13

      They are legit really good if made properly

    • @dercsalvo4426
      @dercsalvo4426 4 года назад +12

      Really lunchables are just kid friendly MRE's. Most of the food tech we have today is thanks to military innovation. Every time I eat a box of Kraft Mac n' Cheese I am reminded of this.

  • @Mintleafes
    @Mintleafes 4 года назад +3

    You know what I love about the ten minute power hour? The fact that it’s natural. It’s not a huge production with pre determined and set up jokes. Nothings staged.
    Everything is wholehearted and has so much love and effort put into it. The fact that’s it’s just two best friends having fun makes it great

  • @Reine_Doctobre
    @Reine_Doctobre 4 года назад +36

    No one:
    Dan with subtitles: "Here's some asthma."

  • @will-in-a-million1146
    @will-in-a-million1146 4 года назад +172

    “That looks good.”
    “This looks vaguely like a cookie.”
    *cookie hits table like a rock*

    • @leahwinter1378
      @leahwinter1378 4 года назад +27

      Or something

    • @peepopalaber
      @peepopalaber 4 года назад +3

      its funny. it seems that these soft cookies are the "normal" in america ... but many other countries seem to prefer the hard ones. Kappa

    • @echodec
      @echodec 4 года назад +4

      @@peepopalaber didn't seem very soft to me when it shattered

    • @brandimullins8813
      @brandimullins8813 4 года назад +1

      "Mr Stark, I dont feel so good..."

  • @Max-Parker-Buxton
    @Max-Parker-Buxton 4 года назад +74

    "I'm 1/4th Italiano and i want some of that- mm mm- authentic bread"
    "Well I'm 2/3rds stick so this is gonna work out great"
    Me too Dan

  • @connormurphy6393
    @connormurphy6393 3 года назад +9

    When I was 14 I was homeless and sometimes they would donate these meal things to the tent city I lived in. Watching this I can practically smell the fumes from the heating pack lmao

    • @DieWorm
      @DieWorm 3 года назад +3

      What the frick who let you be homeless at 14, that’s terrible.

    • @connormurphy6393
      @connormurphy6393 3 года назад +3

      @@DieWorm I just had shitty parents, that was 6 years ago but I agree it was pretty fucked 👌

    • @justkeepbreathing9766
      @justkeepbreathing9766 3 года назад +3

      I hope you’re in a better spot now my dude, you deserve better 👏

    • @connormurphy6393
      @connormurphy6393 3 года назад +4

      @@justkeepbreathing9766 Oh thank you! I'm away from my abusive family and living happily on my own watching the power hour whenever I want lol. I appreciate the sentiment 👌

    • @connormurphy6393
      @connormurphy6393 3 года назад

      @Ties de Jong Thank you!

  • @litcherally255
    @litcherally255 4 года назад +155

    "I'll put whatever in my mouth, I don't care!"
    *We are aware.*

  • @ProdigyKnight80
    @ProdigyKnight80 4 года назад +169

    5:28 Dan looked like a kid who just broke something and looked to his parents to see if they got angry.

  • @unspokensign5788
    @unspokensign5788 4 года назад +2

    I love watching you guys screw around, but these food ones are killing me. lol.

  • @ace_pace_face2466
    @ace_pace_face2466 4 года назад +5

    I love how proud Arin looks when he reveal the silica gel packet and the who room erupts with laughter

  • @OffSeasonCicada
    @OffSeasonCicada 4 года назад +11

    Honestly, I lose my shit when the grumps staff breaks the silence by laughing, it's like they have their own studio audience

  • @deaneatsgreens
    @deaneatsgreens 4 года назад +73

    Glad everyone liked my first impression. I delivered the scissors like a pro

    • @Rowcan
      @Rowcan 4 года назад +4

      Dean, number one Scissor Delivery Person champion!

    • @roslop5967
      @roslop5967 4 года назад +2

      Best part of the video m8

    • @ronjones-6977
      @ronjones-6977 4 года назад +5

      You didn't throw them. 0/4

    • @sol9057
      @sol9057 4 года назад +4

      We expect them to be embedded into the table next time

    • @bigchooch4434
      @bigchooch4434 4 года назад +1

      Dean setting the bar REAL high

  • @mknz4948
    @mknz4948 4 года назад +1

    Ok I know you could say this for every video, but Dan's hair is just really great in this

  • @kattella
    @kattella 4 года назад +6

    Can you imagine these two actually stranded somewhere with nothing but a couple of MREs to get by on? They'd spill half of their only chance of survival all over the ground lol gotta love 'em

  • @pikafu6641
    @pikafu6641 4 года назад +552

    Ah yes, the Christmas tag. Merry Grumpmas everyone!

    • @beenile
      @beenile 4 года назад +34

      we all just want this year over already

  • @PassiveWealth
    @PassiveWealth 4 года назад +281

    "It's like a booster pack of Magic cards"
    Man, Arin just will not stop talking about Magic lately. He's obsessed XD

    • @newflesh666
      @newflesh666 4 года назад +14

      As a player of MtG, that's a common symptom of cardboard crack addiction

    • @NecroDefilement
      @NecroDefilement 4 года назад +3

      @@newflesh666 seriously, i started playing only like 2 or 3 years ago and I was absolutely obsessed, spent wayyyyy too much money. Cut to like 2 months ago, low on money i had to sell off my collection for like $100 😭

    • @aztecserpent5525
      @aztecserpent5525 4 года назад +2

      “And you could have it all
      All my Magic cards
      They’re worth a lot! Of scratch.”
      - Dan Dan Avidan, 2017

    • @Dan-si8eu
      @Dan-si8eu 4 года назад

      As someone who doesn't play, I'm trying not to say much about it but damn does it get annoying

    • @phoenixgods1
      @phoenixgods1 4 года назад +1

      @@Dan-si8eu dont bash em on their hobbies, they control their own fates and whatnot

  • @Creetopia19
    @Creetopia19 3 года назад +12

    It's sad that because of COVID this is now a year old and there haven't been many more of the 10-minute power hours. I miss this guys. I'm sure you both do too.

  • @slimjimmy5159
    @slimjimmy5159 Год назад +7

    2:08 Texas furry fiesta

  • @yumichikacovers6806
    @yumichikacovers6806 4 года назад +77

    "You know what, I'm just gonna fold it" had me ugly laughing so hard
    what chaotic energy

  • @maggiea5141
    @maggiea5141 4 года назад +112

    9:59 arin so clearly watched that happened and did nothing about it until dan noticed i-

    • @trillberd
      @trillberd 2 года назад +6

      oh my god i never caught that that makes it so much funnier 💀

    • @jessieridgeway8334
      @jessieridgeway8334 9 месяцев назад +3

      Speaking as someone with ADHD, that's just how long it took to register in his brain 😅.

  • @ThatLaloBoy
    @ThatLaloBoy 4 года назад +5

    7:08 Sounds like my parents whenever I do something stupid.

  • @TheGamerInDisguise
    @TheGamerInDisguise 4 года назад +24

    5:26 And that’s the way the cookie crumbles!
    *I’ll see myself out...*

  • @myboithomas
    @myboithomas 4 года назад +119

    "This looks like a cookie"
    *Immediately breaks apart like anything but a nice soft cookie*

    • @theSkyGuardian
      @theSkyGuardian 4 года назад +3

      Puts in mouth
      Minecraft sounds

    • @kimbee7267
      @kimbee7267 4 года назад +1

      cookies break apart all the time wtf are you talk about

    • @myboithomas
      @myboithomas 4 года назад +3

      @@kimbee7267 Normally cookies break apart and become kinda like crumbs. That cookie broke apart and fell to the table like a fucking brick.

    • @riceawakes5489
      @riceawakes5489 4 года назад

      @@myboithomas mmm cookie brick, my favourite

  • @kokokatodany
    @kokokatodany 4 года назад +104

    9:41
    Dan: Sharing a friendship ♪
    Also Dan: *Immediately spits the friendship*

  • @Bacon8t0r
    @Bacon8t0r 4 года назад +5

    When the cookie broke all I could think was "You fool! That was a load-bearing raisin!!"

  • @breadondread8380
    @breadondread8380 4 года назад +9

    "Trust always trust I may have blinded you" Is me with my friends at fricken 6 am pulling an all nighter

  • @shortrooper1442
    @shortrooper1442 4 года назад +70

    You guys should definitely have a "table appreciation day" to let your table know how much you appreciate it for the abuse you put it through

  • @JimmyJesberger
    @JimmyJesberger 4 года назад +14

    10:23 best studio audience ever 😂

  • @HEXWOLF13
    @HEXWOLF13 4 года назад +5

    As someone who has gotten through these meals before and even gone to the “rat-f**k” box for seconds, this is both enjoyable and horribly frustrating

  • @TwoFacedGentleman
    @TwoFacedGentleman 3 года назад +5

    1:57 "Why would it be that... meüshy, then??"

  • @velvetcheese9754
    @velvetcheese9754 4 года назад +139

    "Why don't you seal that back up, buddy?"
    There used to be a greying tower alone on the sea~

    • @ashselby6707
      @ashselby6707 4 года назад +2

      Velvet Cheese WHY ISNT THIS COMMENT LIKED MORE

  • @DaniJHollis
    @DaniJHollis 4 года назад +143

    "it's been sealed" --Dan "Refuses To Sing Kiss From A Rose Anymore Since He Released His Album" Avidan

    • @BlindAlex117
      @BlindAlex117 4 года назад +10

      "Why buy the Seal when you can get the Kiss From a Rose for free," he probably thinks

  • @Tyler-nr6kl
    @Tyler-nr6kl Год назад +2

    Army recruiter watching these two somehow mess up making an MRE: These two are perfect! Get them into basic!

  • @Pensive_Scarlet
    @Pensive_Scarlet 4 года назад +4

    There are a lot of examples of hilarious internal terminology that refers to something plain and simple. I have to wonder what the fancy version of "rock or something" was. "sufficiently hardened mineral deposit or [list of all known solid objects on earth]"

    • @erikaz1590
      @erikaz1590 4 года назад +2

      'Object of sufficient firmness and rigidity with strong friction to act as foundation. Preferably not sensitive to heat.'

    • @TheGuindo
      @TheGuindo 4 года назад +2

      considering that claymores say "FRONT TOWARD ENEMY" on the front, i'm gonna guess that originally it just said "rock", and the "or something" was added after some private went hungry because he couldn't find one. they really do try to idiot-proof the important stuff, lmao.

    • @Pensive_Scarlet
      @Pensive_Scarlet 4 года назад +1

      @@TheGuindo Yet I bet there has been at least one person who looked at "front toward enemy" and said "yeah, okay, but which part is the front?" XD

    • @TheGuindo
      @TheGuindo 4 года назад +1

      @@Pensive_Scarlet hilariously enough, the back says "BACK", so you are probably correct! lmfao

  • @gobokinje9183
    @gobokinje9183 4 года назад +76

    "If those breadsticks were endless, I'd be in an existential hell..."
    i almost died from laughter.

  • @paytonharris7446
    @paytonharris7446 4 года назад +67

    At first, I was a little disappointed that they weren’t going to eat the cobbler, but then Arin held the bag up to the mic.