Naah, it's masturbating only till when you are about to eject the stuff, but you don't eject the stuff, let every tickling sensation go, and then repeat the banana shaking process and the cycle goes on, it's said this can increase banana length, and make you shoot rather that oozing stuff out@@TheManWhoEatsEggs
They won’t let us have holes in our pants above our knee. Doesn’t matter if it’s small or not. It’s annoying because it’s practically the only jeans I wear
Pov Finn got heartbroken from flame princess goes to candy kingdom goes to see princess bubblegum they lock the room you hear this :Finn this is my kingdom cum☠️☠️
> sees video
> *sighs*
> _opens comment section_
Same 😂😂
Same
Fr
Selection goes hard
Fr
Me when watching anime: *family friendly with no violence*
Anime when my parents walk in:
That's totally true, it's happen to me like every day when watching anime with bastion/bilibili
You can tell that anime is mostly made by men. There are women too that made anime, but they're few.
When i watch DxD alone at midnight:
My parent come from nowhere:
what kind of anime you watching bro?💀
@@raffaeuteles4907 Why do you care? You wanna watch it?
That one guy when a girl stares at him:
Bro that's me💀💀💀
@@The_King1300 are you not ashamed of yourself, SHE MIGHT GOSSIP ABT U THE SECOND LATER 💀💀😭😭
@@Mashed_Potato_catwhat if I stare at him-?
What’s the joke?,I don’t get it?
@@donnagomez5932whos gonna tell you
Same Reason why Macdonalds ice cream machine never work💀💀
LOL
@@xFlipPride808I isso é leite sim ou não
Ju Ló @@xFlipPride808
Jx
-yes lolol-
"mom we have no milk"
"We have milk at home"
The milk:
That’s milk??
MELON PLAYGROUND?
@@user-jk6he6eg1g what
@@Simon-oy1dx dad milk
@@its_purebutmcdonaldsworker9651 😲😲😲
My bro can repopulate the whole universe 💀
Como lo sabes🤨
Kid bengala:☠️☠️☠️
Thanos: do I know you?
Thanos: Finally, a worthy opponent, our battle will be legendary
@@belugaYT huh? Wdym
The ice cream Machine really is broken😂
oh thats not ice cream...
@@blackbeltvr1 ayo
Drake when a 6 yr old girl touches him:
naw bro is going to far with it
A
D
D
A
Bro was holding it in since ww2
😂😂
💀
If he was holding that since ww2 he would have gotten prostate cancer
@@Emily21UWU 🤓
@@Emily21UWUnah because in some nights mans ejaculate, you just dont see
My Brain:😐
My thoughts:🔥
Uhm did you know your brain is the one that does the thoughts and thinking
@@Mr.Watermelon_cat-z3p he knew
@@Mr.Watermelon_cat-z3p"Ermmm... actually! 🤓"
@@Mr.Watermelon_cat-z3p 🤯
your comment makes me think the same thing
When u spam too hard 💀☠️
OMG that's hilarious 😂😂😂
😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱
😮😮😮😅😮😮😮🥴🥴🥴🥴😢😢
What Teachers think will happen when 2 students go to the toillet at the same time:
That's what people do in my school
Netflix: are you still watching???
Someones daughter:
*son
@@danielthesaint DID HE STUTTER?
@@danielthesaint how is it their son?
@@SCOT-de6vj
Innocent boy..
@@SCOT-de6vj You lack wisdom my child
Wife: "Honey. Did you pull out?"
Husband:
Sus🧐🤨
What the hell 🧐
LMFAOOOO 💀💀💀
🥵🍑💀💀💀💀💀
🌚🌚☠️☠️
Pov that one stall in the boys bathroom💀
When the constipation pills finally kick in 💀
this is my kingdom come:dirty mind activated 💀💀💀
You are the newest comment
U deserve a like ong 😂😂😂
i was scrolling down youtube drinking milk and then saw this💀
It’s not dirty minded if that was the point
Bad
that one friend after seeing their favourite character for 0.01 seconds
NO THATS WILD
i relate
NUH UH-
Nuh uh
That’s wild💀💀
“WE FOUND OLI” (copy of oil)
Oli is oil in Indonesian.
Bro busted everywhere💀💀💀
Girl in school: Wears shorts, and spaghetti straps
How teachers think boys act:
Supa true 🥲
Yuh
How the boys actually act:. ;-;. ._.
This is the second army I have see random videos lol
@@genathomas2238 ong moa
POV: micdonalds icecream machine starts working💀
😂
Too funny my phone fell on my face😂
Bro don't know how to spell McDonald's
That’s what I said
@@user-ic6op5bh5ebro does not know any form of grammar.
Bro knew what he was doing when he used this audio
That one snake that finds a first person to bite:
The way bro was trying to stop it😭💀
😂
True 😭
He couldn’t stop the great wave 😔
@@ToastersToastToast🤨
@@ToastersToastToastAYOooooo
December 1st be like 💀:
bqhahahhahaah
Too true
Tbh with all the breave of the world
Ill say that really happends
I get it
As retired Shikikan and yes I can relate
Kid:Hi drake)drake:
What drake would do when he see miss circle:
Now drake is doing fpe dirty ☠️
"This is my kingdom come" taken too literally 😭😭🙏
"this is my kingdom cu- 💀
@@Theguywith2gpuscu-🙏
@@Theguywith2gpusSTOWP💀
@@Bunny_dust_000Stop? That word exist?
@@LunQI huh?
Bro is Making Babies faster then his Father coming back with the Milk ☠️
😂
Ewww is gross 🤢
Jesus is the only True Way to salvation ❤️
Fr 😂😂😂
🤓
McDonald’s ice cream when it’s actually available in question:
pe teachers when they see a 16 year old girl:
*“This is my kingdom come, this is my kingdom Come”* 💀💀💀💀💀
*cum
@@AriannaTucker-bv6me ayoooooooooooooooooo
Come
It should say "this is my kingdom's come"💀💀
@@NadegeMoril-nq5zyTHAT IS MAD
The song: “this is my kingdom come”
What i hear: “this is my kingdom cu-“
🎤 drop
the lyrics are actually cu-, knowing the rest of the song
This is my kingdoms cu
m
what do say "cu-" meaning?
10 year guys when they see 10 pixels dance:🍆✋🔽🔼
The car muffler after I’m done using it:
“The pipes get, a little quirky at night…”
Ayooo
nice, fnaf meme
Pausé
Oh f na
Power out💀
The humour took whole another level 💀
Fr
This is my kingdom "come"
2 years ago buy is funny
Literally drake when he goes on black and orange website💀
Mcdonalds icecream be like when you fix it:
“I’m bout to bust” ahh clip💀💀💀
lol💀
AMBATUKAM
*"Dang the owner of the house got quirky so hard that it clogged"* 💀💀💀
💀💀STOPPP-
Erm what the sigma
Erm what the sigma
ERM...
666 likes lets go
Пов:что думает мама, когда я закрываю дверь себе в комнату
Bro has to much cream 😂😂
"Small but explosive" 😭💀☠
Bro💀
STOP✋😭
Ayo lol that explosive are messed up😂
Ayo wtf😭💀
Wtd
Bro lost his edging streak 💀
Haha
LMAO
Fr tho
This ain t instagram reels
@@errorsansglitch208xd
Benzema when he sees a 15 year old girl:
The way he tries to stop it 😭💀
The shaky camera makes it 10 x funnier
I don't think that is a he it's a she
@@JoshLiew-bl5lgand I don't think u have a dad
Fr 😭💀
🥶@@Dripshoesfrfr
When bro realised that he f*cked up💀
Bro was like: All go Wait AHHH😮
"911 whats your emergency?"
Me: "my car ain't caring, its edgeing💀"
“I’ll just take some milk thank you” 💀
Hello fellow Battle Cats player😸☣️
Boy that's not milk that's cu-
Finally dad is back
@user-yd5ng6hl4d it is quick limestone+ I asked
@@user-yd5ng6hl4dspecial milk ☠️
“this is my kingdom *come* ”
-pov u were holding it in sence ww1-
When u fall asleep at the sleepover first
NAHHHHHHHHHHH
HAHAHA
💀💀💀💀
That's outrageous
That’s crazy 💀
How many days did bro didn't get the chance to release it 💀
I had a stroke reading that
💀
This sounds so wrong xD
But to answer your question, dunno-
Bro faild NNN on evry day so hw held ir for 30 days
id say one month
me: is dis milk ?
The RUclipsr: no
My friend when she sees her crush:
“I WANT SO MUCH BROTHERS”
Dad:
Lol
Wtf
This kid is like 5 get off of youtube
“I want so many* brothers” 🤓☝️
@@607_K"I want a lot of brothers"🤓👆
Oh its a bird!
Oh its a plane!
....
Oh no its my innocence flying away...
𝙼𝚒𝚗𝚎 𝚝𝚘𝚘
Dem-
That spelling of “plane” is killing me 🥲
@@UserXtremEmy bad :^ my typo xd
Fr bro… you ain’t alone 😭💀
I hate my mind 🏴☠️💀💀💀
Me when I walk into my room to see my bro naked and oiled up on my bed 🛏️
Bro has been edging since the start of the universe 💀
Fr
help I been laughing for Like 20 mins at this video I'm crying and my Vains feel funny ;(
Edging is masterbaiting but no white stuff? What are you yapping bout
Naah, it's masturbating only till when you are about to eject the stuff, but you don't eject the stuff, let every tickling sensation go, and then repeat the banana shaking process and the cycle goes on, it's said this can increase banana length, and make you shoot rather that oozing stuff out@@TheManWhoEatsEggs
Looks like I'm too expert in these stuffs now-
"This is my kingdom come literally" 💀
Lol
LOL COME
@@BaseballAust cum*
Nooooo
E im real sasuke
dad went to get the milk and found out there’s milk
Cow: I don't feel so good
Now ik why my dad works at the milk factory 💀
Wrong factory bud😂 u know what I mean
Bro has the potential to bring back half the world Thanos snapped away
Underrated comment
Você tá pensando em sexo né
It’s milk but in the beginning I thought the same thing
Underrated comment fr😊
Milk🤫🧏🏻♀
Drake when he sees a kid
He took the song to a whole new level 😭😭
Drake got too excited 💀
real
Ayoooooyooyoyooyoyoyyoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooopooooooooo
Oh no he’s spotted another minor
too many minors for drake to handle
@@just__lucy__hiayo
Yo imagine posting this on Instagram 💀
The comments would be. In jail
Done and dusted I posted
_you're gonna regret this decision later_
Nah my first viral comment 🗿
Im doin it
Blind people 😊.
Deaf people💀
Normal people💀💀💀
“This is my gum”
“This is my slimy gum”
What the teachers expect us to do when we see a girls knee
Bruh saw the top comment and changed a few words. All for validation. Shits sad!
Like what, is somebody gonna come up and say ‘ooo those some cute knees’ 😭😭😭
😂😂😂 this shit needs to get pinned
@@kaashvikaushal9231 "THOSE KNEECAPS LOOKING SMEXY" definitely what happens in high school-
They won’t let us have holes in our pants above our knee. Doesn’t matter if it’s small or not. It’s annoying because it’s practically the only jeans I wear
When McDonalds ice cream machine starts working:
You go like this or does the machine go like that
What if the machine got broken
Bro too real
I don't think that's ice cream!!
@@bladder-g5cI think the machine does
Bro hot ail instead of oil💀💀
❤❤❤❤😮😮😮
WHa ThE SiGMa iS tHaT💀
"This is my kingdom come"
Ayo?! What u doin with the milk? 🤨
NAHHHHHHHH I ALREADY KNOW
The dad: I PAID 1000000B DOLLARS FOR DAT DATS WHY IT TOOK TEN YEARS FOR ME TO COME BACK
Mucho uñacaña
CUMMMNM
Pov Finn got heartbroken from flame princess goes to candy kingdom goes to see princess bubblegum they lock the room you hear this :Finn this is my kingdom cum☠️☠️
Father: i need milk of your mother 💀
The milk:💀💀😭
you are the newest comment
It's still...what the fuck?
bro just made his father dirty 💀💀💀
Tf this even mean :sob:
"breast milk"
When you ARENT sick
Not ne thinking the thing he pulled out was bacon😂😂
Be glad this ain’t instagram
Be glad it’s not onlyfans
Ikr
Fr the gifs go crazy
Im from insta
💀
If you're thinking what I'm thinking right now we're friends now 💀
Edit:590 likes thanks you guys
Yeah, okay we are definitely friends now 💀👍
Ok now where Friends too 💀
@@user-cs9zt5he6s Yep 💀
Yea💀
Yea where friends
Drake with miners be liks 💀
“I’m not dirty minded”
“I’m not dirty minded”
“I’m not dirty minded”
Real💀
Then how do you know what it is 💀
Sis
69 likes is crazy 💀💀💀
It's opiset day
Bro took "kingdom come" seriously 😭
Condom come😂😂😂
WHEN YOU FEEL MY HEAT, LOOK INTO MY EYES
@@ALPSONICTHIS IS MY KINDOM COME THIS IS MY KINDOM CUM
@@ALPSONIC ITS WHERE MY DEMONS HIDE, ITS WHERE MY DEMONS HIDE
Don’t get to close
Uncle was Journalist
Jarred from subway is getting released soon btw, just wanted to let y'all know, we all know what he's about to do
That one kid in class as soon as teacher leaves the class:
Ayo🤨📸
💀💀
In my school, whenever we have pt intervals, my classmates at back watch p0rn 💀💀💀
@@Unknown-64209 ayooo where u from boy💀
@@Unknown-64209whats pt interval
lil bro got a bit too excited
💀💀
Why am I dying rn 😂😂
Pov: my brother after eat a taco bell and saying"noo its not spicy i wont go to the toilet"😅
The gay couple ☠️
Netflix : are you still watching
Someone's daughter:
@@NotSoOriginalKid 💀💀💀💀☠️☠️☠️
@@NotSoOriginalKidthe friend she brought over uncuming the daughter:
Bro losses, 10 year edging streak
💀
He spilled his years of hard work 😔
Literally and figuratively
No not his,his kingdom's hard work.
Soldier 🫡
Bro why was I thinking of something else
Bro couldn’t hold it it much longer-
Average boy after finally hitting puberty:
Too true bro 💀😭
Nah bro I comed a whole tanker
Anime series when my mom comes:
You should not be watching anime, it is weird
@@TheAdvancedGamingNerd i can watch anime if i want, a person that i dont know wont change the thinks that i like
@@TheAdvancedGamingNerd
Based on your username I'll just assume it's trolling, either way how was the kindergarten today ?
Pov: its December 1st (you are finally free from NNN)
@@TheAdvancedGamingNerd oh your one of those kids who play free fire😂😂😂