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@summerisgone its a cheap way to get a video seen more since it recognizes the terms in quotations and suggests them to people who watch things relating to those terms.
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I see you are interested in the lore as much as i am, so here's an exposition dump. If you want more exposition on the dear leaders and my RUclips profile picture, here it is! The three dear leaders are 1.the Great Dear Leader Jim Pickens 2.Uganda Knuckles and 3.Jerry the GoatPhucker. The Great Dear Leader Jim Pickens The most powerful is the Great Dear Leader Jim Pickens. (I'll call him the Dear Leader for short) He was created by Call Me Kevin who still aids him in battle against the heretics. He loves murdering people and occasionally torturing them. He was created in 2010-2017 (the exact year is unknown) and serves as the main protagonist (more like antagonist) in the Kevin Cinematic Universe. The main difference between him and the ordinary antagonist is the fact that he ALWAYS wins,either by fair means or foul. He is effectively immortal but that's not uncommon for the protagonists in the KCU. He was Recruited to fight alongside the others in 2018 when Kevin made a video about Uganda Knuckles. Jerry the GoatPhucker Not much is known about Jerry except for the following. He originated on the Sam O' Nella Academy channel in the year 2017 When Sam made a video about the most creative medieval weapons as a canonized catholic saint, but we'll learn that that's far from true. At the end of the video Sam said that Olga of Kiev was canonized as a catholic saint alongside Tiffany, who pushed in the soft skulls of babies and Jerry the GoatPhucker, who phucked a lot of goats. After that a YTP channel made a video specifically for him. (side effects of watching the video may or may not include: migraines, burning of the mouth and throat, lethargy, numbness of limbs, coughing, vomiting, diarrhea, gonorrhea, dysentery, chlamydia, bloody urine, blood coughing, spasms, hemorrhoids, urinary infection, welts, red spots on the skin,leprosy,fainting, brain aneurysm, lung cancer, bladder cancer, skin cancer, testicular cancer, asthma, seizures, brain tumor, limb mutation, heart palpations, strokes, internal bleeding, paralysis, coma, catatonia and death) Here is the video ruclips.net/video/a_Iv97yVyw0/видео.html (watch at your own risk, cognitohazard warning) Uganda Knuckles The least powerful of the three, but still pretty formidable. Originated as a meme in 2018,got reviewed by that bastard Pewdipie, died and came back with the help of the others. Now he wants to take over the VRchat community. My RUclips profile picture. Screenshot from the Uganda Knuckles Battle Royale mobile game for the Android MCD (mobile communications device)
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Kevin: _”Free Range Prison.”_ Paradox Interactive: *Looks at Spiffing Brit, then at Kevin.* _”The lesser of two evils.”_ 11:29 - 11:43 A U.S Private Prison owner through and through.
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@@zerrierslizer1 Lenny i think u mean the other way around. That Norwegian prisons look like hotels in comparison to regular prisons. Hilsen en Nordmann
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Kevin: "Free range prisoners." Prisoners: "Please, battery hens live longer than us and are less covered in their own poop. Just do the merciful thing and make McNuggets out of us, we beg you."
He has no limit, just like the dear leaders. If you want more exposition on the dear leaders and my RUclips profile picture, here it is! The three dear leaders are 1.the Great Dear Leader Jim Pickens 2.Uganda Knuckles and 3.Jerry the GoatPhucker. The Great Dear Leader Jim Pickens The most powerful is the Great Dear Leader Jim Pickens. (I'll call him the Dear Leader for short) He was created by Call Me Kevin who still aids him in battle against the heretics. He loves murdering people and occasionally torturing them. He was created in 2010-2017 (the exact year is unknown) and serves as the main protagonist (more like antagonist) in the Kevin Cinematic Universe. The main difference between him and the ordinary antagonist is the fact that he ALWAYS wins,either by fair means or foul. He is effectively immortal but that's not uncommon for the protagonists in the KCU. He was Recruited to fight alongside the others in 2018 when Kevin made a video about Uganda Knuckles. Jerry the GoatPhucker Not much is known about Jerry except for the following. He originated on the Sam O' Nella Academy channel in the year 2017 When Sam made a video about the most creative medieval weapons as a canonized catholic saint, but we'll learn that that's far from true. At the end of the video Sam said that Olga of Kiev was canonized as a catholic saint alongside Tiffany, who pushed in the soft skulls of babies and Jerry the GoatPhucker, who phucked a lot of goats. After that a YTP channel made a video specifically for him. (side effects of watching the video may or may not include: migraines, burning of the mouth and throat, lethargy, numbness of limbs, coughing, vomiting, diarrhea, gonorrhea, dysentery, chlamydia, bloody urine, blood coughing, spasms, hemorrhoids, urinary infection, welts, red spots on the skin,leprosy,fainting, brain aneurysm, lung cancer, bladder cancer, skin cancer, testicular cancer, asthma, seizures, brain tumor, limb mutation, heart palpations, strokes, internal bleeding, paralysis, coma, catatonia and death) Here is the video ruclips.net/video/a_Iv97yVyw0/видео.html (watch at your own risk, cognitohazard warning) Uganda Knuckles The least powerful of the three, but still pretty formidable. Originated as a meme in 2018,got reviewed by that bastard Pewdipie, died and came back with the help of the others. Now he wants to take over the VRchat community. My RUclips profile picture. Screenshot from the Uganda Knuckles Battle Royale mobile game for the Android MCD (mobile communications device)
can we all just stop and think for a moment what a hell this place must be? like imagine a huge hall completely filled with people, and you're up until your ankles in a pool of vomit, blood, fesces and urine, there's no food, no sleep, tons of rotting corpses, and everyone just gets killed. but honestly, that seems like a merciful fate in that hellhole.
Kevin: "Look at all this bounty! There is so much corn." Notification in the bottom right: "43 deaths today" Kevin was so excited about his corn he didn't even notice the absolute massacre going on right in front of him.
Kevin you probably won’t see this but you make my day soo much better and when I’m down you always cheer me up and you are such an amazing person.I wish to be like you one day, thank you for being so optimistic and funny! I love that you post everyday. So once again thank you.
Kevin ruined the (block of "lawful evil, true neutral, chaotic good, and all the variants, the name escapes me"), because he invented a new form of evil; "wholesome evil", he enjoys sadism simulation and self deprecation yet we all adore him and he's a genuinely nice, Kevin is a sane, kind, sweet, warmhearted and caring person who like Dr. Jekyll is nice, intelligent enough to successfully manage an online business and and could manage or own a store I'm pretty sure he owned a shop before or during the first videos. But Call Me Kevin is IRL Kevin's digital Mr. Hyde, his digital personality is diabolical, Machiavellian, psychopathic, and narcissistic, or at least his characters he plays through often are. The epitome of the dark triad. An absolute dichotomy to IRL Kevin who is compassionate, loyal, and honest. His style of dichotomous comedy, the two opposites switch constantly in every video between CLM and IRLK, he;s aware of the dichotomy, and makes fun of it, giving some meta themes in, his style of comedy is just so fresh, just like the spiffing brits, or lindsaybeige, or manyatruenerd, we are living in a mini RUclips comedy renaissance and Kevin is like it's Da Vinci, I love it.
I've been feeling really sick for the past few days and sleeping a lot. Kevin's videos have always been a comfort to me, been binge watching your videos, they always make me feel better. Thank you Kevin! 💘
Love is a burning thing And it makes a fiery ring Bound by wild desire I fell into a ring of fire I fell into a burning ring of fire I went down, down, down And the flames went higher And it burns, burns, burns The ring of fire The ring of fire I fell into a burning ring of fire I went down, down, down And the flames went higher And it burns, burns, burns The ring of fire The ring of fire The taste of love is sweet When hearts like ours meet I fell for you like a child Oh, but the fire went wild I fell into a burning ring of fire I went down, down, down And the flames went higher And it burns, burns, burns The ring of fire The ring of fire I fell into a burning ring of fire I went down, down, down And the flames went higher And it burns, burns, burns The ring of fire The ring of fire And it burns, burns, burns The ring of fire The ring of fire The ring of fire The ring of fire
Kevin, I really like your videos. They always brighten up my days. Lately, I've been super stressed out but your videos and bright attitude always help me. I'm actually going for surgery next week so I already know I'm gonna be binge watching your videos lmao. I know you're probably not going to see this, but thank you either way!
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Hi
i saw you on twitch saying you played this lol
Thank you Kevin for amazing content
Kevin!
Kevin glad you post everyday it’s really a mental break
"Food poisoning?! I'm not even feeding them!"
Somehow, Kevin always makes the bad situation worse... it's his gift 🙌
Congrats on the heart
@@IamaPERSON thank you! It made my night! 🥰
The best part is how genuine he looked and sounded while saying that. He was just like “EXCUSE ME? DID YOU JUST ACCUSE ME OF FEEDING MY PRISONERS?!”
Bad situation? More like bore ragnarok
@@michaelpopup bore ragnarok? More like bore ragnarok
That bench really made the whole room come together. Nice touch!
He got it from Ikea- £25.99
@@mattisekeli6435 they have a check next to their name
@@mattisekeli6435 they have a check by their name alongside trailers from Paradox from 13 years ago uploaded 13 years ago
Vic 3 pls
Paradoz when will you fix hoi4 AI?
"Food poisoning? I don't even feed them!" is this channel in a nutshell.
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@summerisgone its a cheap way to get a video seen more since it recognizes the terms in quotations and suggests them to people who watch things relating to those terms.
or at least i think im right
Kevin: "hey guys it's kevin"
Cult members: are we not friends today
More like bore 😴 ragnarok
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you mean channel members
@@trond9229 spiff! STFU!
it's not a cult, it's alternative group activities
Kevin: Makes a free range prison
Everyone: damn he’s gone back to his Irish roots bois...
I am simultaneously offended and delighted by this comment xD
So is the vegetable allotment just potatoes?
probably the fruit orchard is potato fruit 🤣🤣
ok I googled it, potato fruit exists 😮
don't tell Kevin 🤫
@@UtopssAKAPJ wait, how does that even work?
@@IamaPERSON I don't know, magic i guess 🤣🤣
When even Kevin thinks he’s gone too far, you know it’s gonna be bad.
DUN DUN DUN
The real question is, what exactly "too far" means?
No that’s when you know it’s gonna be good 😈
@@Carla-wk3mz having people defy logic by getting food poisoning without even eating anything
@@michaelvalentinoyo1259 that’s just sheer willpower
I feel like this what actually led to the abandoned prison Jim held the Battle Royale at.
I see you are interested in the lore as much as i am, so here's an exposition dump.
If you want more exposition on the dear leaders and my RUclips profile picture, here it is!
The three dear leaders are 1.the Great Dear Leader Jim Pickens 2.Uganda Knuckles and 3.Jerry the GoatPhucker.
The Great Dear Leader Jim Pickens
The most powerful is the Great Dear Leader Jim Pickens. (I'll call him the Dear Leader for short) He was created by Call Me Kevin who still aids him in battle against the heretics. He loves murdering people and occasionally torturing them. He was created in 2010-2017 (the exact year is unknown) and serves as the main protagonist (more like antagonist) in the Kevin Cinematic Universe. The main difference between him and the ordinary antagonist is the fact that he ALWAYS wins,either by fair means or foul. He is effectively immortal but that's not uncommon for the protagonists in the KCU. He was Recruited to fight alongside the others in 2018 when Kevin made a video about Uganda Knuckles.
Jerry the GoatPhucker
Not much is known about Jerry except for the following. He originated on the Sam O' Nella Academy channel in the year 2017 When Sam made a video about the most creative medieval weapons as a canonized catholic saint, but we'll learn that that's far from true. At the end of the video Sam said that Olga of Kiev was canonized as a catholic saint alongside Tiffany, who pushed in the soft skulls of babies and Jerry the GoatPhucker, who phucked a lot of goats. After that a YTP channel made a video specifically for him.
(side effects of watching the video may or may not include: migraines, burning of the mouth and throat, lethargy, numbness of limbs, coughing, vomiting, diarrhea, gonorrhea, dysentery, chlamydia, bloody urine, blood coughing, spasms, hemorrhoids, urinary infection, welts, red spots on the skin,leprosy,fainting, brain aneurysm, lung cancer, bladder cancer, skin cancer, testicular cancer, asthma, seizures, brain tumor, limb mutation, heart palpations, strokes, internal bleeding, paralysis, coma, catatonia and death)
Here is the video
ruclips.net/video/a_Iv97yVyw0/видео.html (watch at your own risk, cognitohazard warning)
Uganda Knuckles
The least powerful of the three, but still pretty formidable. Originated as a meme in 2018,got reviewed by that bastard Pewdipie, died and came back with the help of the others.
Now he wants to take over the VRchat community.
My RUclips profile picture.
Screenshot from the Uganda Knuckles Battle Royale mobile game for the Android MCD (mobile communications device)
Kevin: complains that the prisoners are too early
Also Kevin: has game speed set to the max
Hey there Kevin how’s it going, it’s friends
This is my favorite comment so far
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Oh no that’s too cursed
Kevin doesn’t have friends lol he told us that
What are you, John Wolfe?
Kevin: _”Free Range Prison.”_
Paradox Interactive: *Looks at Spiffing Brit, then at Kevin.* _”The lesser of two evils.”_
11:29 - 11:43 A U.S Private Prison owner through and through.
Kevin: The game is free to play over the weekend
Me with a broken PC:
*FECK*
same mate feels bad 😔
The American prison system doesn’t seem so bad now.
How can you say that after seeing this documentary?
Imagine not commenting: ""“Minecraft" "ASMR" "pewdiepie" "music" "Fortnite" "markiplier" “RUclips is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits.” "Runescape" "World of Warcraft" "Shadowlands" "Dream" "MrBeast" "Warzone" "FaZe Clan" "100 Thieves" "Call of Duty" "Pokemon" "Pokemon cards" "card unboxing" "Charizard" "they don't want you to know" "Flat earth" "round earth" "triangle earth" "the earth is not earth" "what even is earth if not earth omg government is lying to you" "Minecraft" "ASMR" "pewdiepie" "music" "Fortnite" "markiplier" “RUclips is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits.” "Runescape" "World of Warcraft" "Shadowlands" "PogChamp" "MrBeast" "Warzone" "FaZe Clan" "100 Thieves" "Call of Duty" "Pokemon" "Halo" "Devil may cry" “RUclips is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits.” “Cocomelon” “t series” “Minecraft" "ASMR" "pewdiepie" "music" "Fortnite" "markiplier" “RUclips is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits.” "Runescape" "World of Warcraft" "Shadowlands" "Dream" "MrBeast" "Warzone" "FaZe Clan" "100 Thieves" "Call of Duty" "Pokemon" "Pokemon cards" "card unboxing" "Charizard" "they don't want you to know" "Flat earth" "round earth" "triangle earth" "the earth is not earth" "what even is earth if not earth omg government is lying to you" "Minecraft" "ASMR" "pewdiepie" "music" "Fortnite" "markiplier" “RUclips is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits.” "Runescape" "World of Warcraft" "Shadowlands" "Dream" "MrBeast" "Warzone" "FaZe Clan" "100 Thieves" "Call of Duty" "Pokemon" "Halo" "Devil may cry" “RUclips is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits.” “Cocomelon” “t series”
you should see the state of the prison for Teenagers here in norway! makes normal prison look like Hotels in comparison!
@@zerrierslizer1 Norway has the most safe prisons in the world
@@zerrierslizer1 Lenny i think u mean the other way around. That Norwegian prisons look like hotels in comparison to regular prisons. Hilsen en Nordmann
Kevin: Sees “grow narcotics”
*yes I want*
Imagine not commenting: ""“Minecraft" "ASMR" "pewdiepie" "music" "Fortnite" "markiplier" “RUclips is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits.” "Runescape" "World of Warcraft" "Shadowlands" "Dream" "MrBeast" "Warzone" "FaZe Clan" "100 Thieves" "Call of Duty" "Pokemon" "Pokemon cards" "card unboxing" "Charizard" "they don't want you to know" "Flat earth" "round earth" "triangle earth" "the earth is not earth" "what even is earth if not earth omg government is lying to you" "Minecraft" "ASMR" "pewdiepie" "music" "Fortnite" "markiplier" “RUclips is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits.” "Runescape" "World of Warcraft" "Shadowlands" "PogChamp" "MrBeast" "Warzone" "FaZe Clan" "100 Thieves" "Call of Duty" "Pokemon" "Halo" "Devil may cry" “RUclips is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits.” “Cocomelon” “t series” “Minecraft" "ASMR" "pewdiepie" "music" "Fortnite" "markiplier" “RUclips is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits.” "Runescape" "World of Warcraft" "Shadowlands" "Dream" "MrBeast" "Warzone" "FaZe Clan" "100 Thieves" "Call of Duty" "Pokemon" "Pokemon cards" "card unboxing" "Charizard" "they don't want you to know" "Flat earth" "round earth" "triangle earth" "the earth is not earth" "what even is earth if not earth omg government is lying to you" "Minecraft" "ASMR" "pewdiepie" "music" "Fortnite" "markiplier" “RUclips is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits.” "Runescape" "World of Warcraft" "Shadowlands" "Dream" "MrBeast" "Warzone" "FaZe Clan" "100 Thieves" "Call of Duty" "Pokemon" "Halo" "Devil may cry" “RUclips is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits.” “Cocomelon” “t series”
@@trond9229 oh my bad you’re right
Kevin: "Free range prisoners."
Prisoners: "Please, battery hens live longer than us and are less covered in their own poop. Just do the merciful thing and make McNuggets out of us, we beg you."
Rly dud
Am I surprised that Kevin is playing a prison building game? No. Am I surprised he “went too far”? Also no.
Says a lot when Kevin only worries about the electricity when he has an electric chair
“I think profit trumps all of them”
Kevin accurately describing the United States prison system.
false
3:00 Even when Kevin has to make a “free range” prison, he still finds a way to torture them by putting them in small cells
Me, an experienced Prison Architect player, watching Kevin play is like watching a lab rat.
Kevin: "The morgue just got an expansion and it's already full!" - This is literally Kevin whenever he plays anything :D
"I went too far"
Even further than you already went, Kevin?
I didn’t think it was possible
He has no limit, just like the dear leaders.
If you want more exposition on the dear leaders and my RUclips profile picture, here it is!
The three dear leaders are 1.the Great Dear Leader Jim Pickens 2.Uganda Knuckles and 3.Jerry the GoatPhucker.
The Great Dear Leader Jim Pickens
The most powerful is the Great Dear Leader Jim Pickens. (I'll call him the Dear Leader for short) He was created by Call Me Kevin who still aids him in battle against the heretics. He loves murdering people and occasionally torturing them. He was created in 2010-2017 (the exact year is unknown) and serves as the main protagonist (more like antagonist) in the Kevin Cinematic Universe. The main difference between him and the ordinary antagonist is the fact that he ALWAYS wins,either by fair means or foul. He is effectively immortal but that's not uncommon for the protagonists in the KCU. He was Recruited to fight alongside the others in 2018 when Kevin made a video about Uganda Knuckles.
Jerry the GoatPhucker
Not much is known about Jerry except for the following. He originated on the Sam O' Nella Academy channel in the year 2017 When Sam made a video about the most creative medieval weapons as a canonized catholic saint, but we'll learn that that's far from true. At the end of the video Sam said that Olga of Kiev was canonized as a catholic saint alongside Tiffany, who pushed in the soft skulls of babies and Jerry the GoatPhucker, who phucked a lot of goats. After that a YTP channel made a video specifically for him.
(side effects of watching the video may or may not include: migraines, burning of the mouth and throat, lethargy, numbness of limbs, coughing, vomiting, diarrhea, gonorrhea, dysentery, chlamydia, bloody urine, blood coughing, spasms, hemorrhoids, urinary infection, welts, red spots on the skin,leprosy,fainting, brain aneurysm, lung cancer, bladder cancer, skin cancer, testicular cancer, asthma, seizures, brain tumor, limb mutation, heart palpations, strokes, internal bleeding, paralysis, coma, catatonia and death)
Here is the video
ruclips.net/video/a_Iv97yVyw0/видео.html (watch at your own risk, cognitohazard warning)
Uganda Knuckles
The least powerful of the three, but still pretty formidable. Originated as a meme in 2018,got reviewed by that bastard Pewdipie, died and came back with the help of the others.
Now he wants to take over the VRchat community.
My RUclips profile picture.
Screenshot from the Uganda Knuckles Battle Royale mobile game for the Android MCD (mobile communications device)
Howdy Nagito
Too far? More like *bore ragnarok*
@@somerandomknucklesinatank1491 Someone should write a holy Jim Pickens book, like the bible but better.
“We should give a copy to call me Kevin” “and he’ll show how you can use the elements we added to build a successful farming prison?” “...yes”
"corn is funny"
on a road trip in the midwest, USA be like
Kevin: “but have you heard of open prisons?”
Denmark: “Ja”
Wait they have?
“Food poisoning? I don’t even feed them!” -Kevin, 2021
Prison architect is the perfect game for kevins “personality”
Which one
TryHardWaffles The one that has Santa slaves in the basement in sims 4
“You know what this prison needs? A potato farm”
The way to my heart
Going too far and asking Kevin to play the Papa's games for the 160th day
Yesss those games are so fun
oh hell yeah
Nostalgia 100
Wait, aren't Papa's games flash games?
@@captain_awesome2134 A thing called Flashpoint lets you play a wide range of Flash games - it's free and the Papa's games are on there
Kevin: basically creates a purgatory
Also Kevin: at least we're in profit
Ahhh, the Capitalism
If it were a purgatory it would be better than a normal prison. This. This is Hell
"Good luck, Chef. You're gonna see some shit."
Most true words ever spoken. Lol
When it comes to Kevin in video games, there is no such thing as too far
I agree totaly
Bruh
Why u everywhere like bruhhhhh
@@SB-cu6lq why not?
@@IamaPERSON yeah, we could always use some Turg
Day 31 of asking kevin to restore the tomadachi save
*Fucking legend.*
I’m your 100th like :)
"I'm going for a cult compound"
I've got a bad feeling about this...
grandma approved
Grandma how did you get here?!
Help, I ate grandmas pills
Grandma get off the NURSING HOME COMPUTER!!! take your meds and knit
Hi Grandma I made cookies for you 🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪
@@SkibidiGoonerCumLord yoda how did you get here?
can we all just stop and think for a moment what a hell this place must be? like imagine a huge hall completely filled with people, and you're up until your ankles in a pool of vomit, blood, fesces and urine, there's no food, no sleep, tons of rotting corpses, and everyone just gets killed. but honestly, that seems like a merciful fate in that hellhole.
Let's return the favor to Kevin.
Hey there friend, how's it going?
Kevin: "Look at all this bounty! There is so much corn."
Notification in the bottom right: "43 deaths today"
Kevin was so excited about his corn he didn't even notice the absolute massacre going on right in front of him.
"7 years for aggravated vehicle theft"
I wonder how much time you'd get for a calm vehicle theft.
Please PLEASE play more of this in 2022. I’m rewatching all these vids from u and it never gets old
"i went too far" kevin is literally on mars by now
"I was going to show him the kitchen but now I'll have to show him the morgue. ...same thing really"
10:11 Kevin predicted the corn meme.
Kevin you probably won’t see this but you make my day soo much better and when I’m down you always cheer me up and you are such an amazing person.I wish to be like you one day, thank you for being so optimistic and funny! I love that you post everyday.
So once again thank you.
He might not, given the huge amount of comments, but we fellow cult members do ❤️ greetings and lots of love for u
"I'm already negative, and I just started!" could be the motto of 2021 so far, to be honest...
13:18 "No no bring the corn buses in!"
I don't know why this made me laugh so hard..
„Not a disaster“ is probably the greatest compliment Kevin has ever gotten.
"They weren't insane when they came here. So I caused this!"
What else is new?
Kevin really wanted those drugs until he realised he couldn't get them
“I’m busy building your...hay..jail cells.”
I believe the technical term would be *Hale Cells*
"Hey there friends" always makes my day
Kevin: I should do something about people escaping.
Me: So will he finally close the main door?
Kevin: Snipers.
It's always a joy to see Kevin laughing before disaster
13:31 "Thirty deaths, that's a new record!"
Meanwhile, at 13:05, the previous day, 43 deaths.
I was just watching your old prison architect video's, so this is perfect
Messes up horrifically...resigns...re applies where they haven't hear of him....this is the most accurate prison simulation yet🤣
Kevin is so scary that I bet even the prisoners fear him
Kevin your videos help me out so much i was also hit by a car when j was 5 and have ptsd from it its good to know someone understands my pain
I love that he’s going back to these types of games I love them
Kevin ruined the (block of "lawful evil, true neutral, chaotic good, and all the variants, the name escapes me"), because he invented a new form of evil; "wholesome evil", he enjoys sadism simulation and self deprecation yet we all adore him and he's a genuinely nice, Kevin is a sane, kind, sweet, warmhearted and caring person who like Dr. Jekyll is nice, intelligent enough to successfully manage an online business and and could manage or own a store I'm pretty sure he owned a shop before or during the first videos.
But Call Me Kevin is IRL Kevin's digital Mr. Hyde, his digital personality is diabolical, Machiavellian, psychopathic, and narcissistic, or at least his characters he plays through often are. The epitome of the dark triad. An absolute dichotomy to IRL Kevin who is compassionate, loyal, and honest.
His style of dichotomous comedy, the two opposites switch constantly in every video between CLM and IRLK, he;s aware of the dichotomy, and makes fun of it, giving some meta themes in, his style of comedy is just so fresh, just like the spiffing brits, or lindsaybeige, or manyatruenerd, we are living in a mini RUclips comedy renaissance and Kevin is like it's Da Vinci, I love it.
Me, a perfectionist: "Ah, another masochistic session of watching Kevin build sloppily."
“I’m going to change this reception to a morgue, I think I need it more” is pretty much Kevin’s videos in a nutshell.
the prisoners looking at the holding cell: diss a point ting
I've been feeling really sick for the past few days and sleeping a lot. Kevin's videos have always been a comfort to me, been binge watching your videos, they always make me feel better. Thank you Kevin! 💘
"Gone too far" Just makes me think that you broke the game and made it unplayable. I've never heard you say "I've gone too far" 😂
Kevin, when do you not go too far?
Very true
I will never get tired of hearing “Hey guys it’s Kevin” :D
So are we not friends with Kevin anymore
@@gweedapopalis5225 sad
He said Hey there friends
@@SapientialPogonophobic I’m ✨deaf✨ (I’m not I’m just way too lazy to actually rewind)
@@gweedapopalis5225 ☹️
Me: Damn I really messed my prison up..
Kevin: Hold my drink.
"Potatos are funny!". Little did he know a certain blight was about to arrive.
And the British were going to steal all the corn
To make prisons worse than the ones we have in real life is a tough quest, but Kevin never fails us
Griefer jesus is haunting Kevin beyond chaos mod
11:29 After that, Kevin got 1000 job offers from American private prisons, and his heart shrunk 3 sizes that day.
Day 258 of telling Kevin to revisit the Bee Movie Game
Hello bee buddy. I couldn't find your comments recently
Love is a burning thing
And it makes a fiery ring
Bound by wild desire
I fell into a ring of fire
I fell into a burning ring of fire
I went down, down, down
And the flames went higher
And it burns, burns, burns
The ring of fire
The ring of fire
I fell into a burning ring of fire
I went down, down, down
And the flames went higher
And it burns, burns, burns
The ring of fire
The ring of fire
The taste of love is sweet
When hearts like ours meet
I fell for you like a child
Oh, but the fire went wild
I fell into a burning ring of fire
I went down, down, down
And the flames went higher
And it burns, burns, burns
The ring of fire
The ring of fire
I fell into a burning ring of fire
I went down, down, down
And the flames went higher
And it burns, burns, burns
The ring of fire
The ring of fire
And it burns, burns, burns
The ring of fire
The ring of fire
The ring of fire
The ring of fire
Day 231 of asking Kevin to play the Kim Kardashian mobile game
This is the earliest I’ve been to a video, thank you for blessing us with daily videos!
See Kevin this is so much better than that silly old chaos mod
Kevin, I really like your videos. They always brighten up my days.
Lately, I've been super stressed out but your videos and bright attitude always help me.
I'm actually going for surgery next week so I already know I'm gonna be binge watching your videos lmao.
I know you're probably not going to see this, but thank you either way!
Seems like Kevin’s Among Us addiction has gone away
Yayyyyy
Nobody:
Stanley from Cyberpunk 2077: 13:40 *_The body count today is rounding up to a nice and sturdy thirty!_*
Here is a cookie for all the people who came to read the comments 🍪
thanks
Thanks, cookie Doge
Yum, birthday cookie!
@@rapogirl1391 happy birthday
@@IamaPERSON Thank you. :3
kevin: we did it, its a success
kevin's prisoners: injured starving unconscious dead
Hold on, if you walk into Kevin’s prison, you have a 5% chance can of making it out alive. Oh dear
Kevin runs his prisons the same way the Warden does in superjail
Never thought I'd see the day where Kevin admitted that he went too far.
0:18 that's depressing lmao 😅😅😅
"I went too far", Kevin in which games don't you?
Kevin: "I'm looking forward to making a free range prison."
*Andersonville has entered the chat*
This is absolutely amazing Kevin never ceases to entertain us cult members lmao
10:38
"oh boy, first day on the job, all that cooking practise sure payed of- wait guys, what are you- GUYS WHY ARE YOU THROWING ME OFF I CAN'T SWIM"
Saying you went too far in this means you’ve gone too far about 500 other times
I haven't seen anyone talk about this but the fact that he referenced Drake and Josh just makes me unreasonably happy for some reason lol
the fact kevin didn't pause the time at the start is stressing me out lmaooo
I feel like Kevin makes that noise when he puts on his headset even when he isn’t recording
Alternate title: I partially recreate a North Korean labour camp in Prison Architect
Kevin: Does that help your OCD!
Me: *Has OCD* 😐
Yeah, when I heard him say that I audibly said "Kevin no".
Kevin now: talks to prisoners.
Kevin a few years ago: talks to mister sink.
Yeah its the second time
this is the fate of jims prisoners
Is it me or when Kevin says farming they imagine him farming the dead 🤣🤣🤣
Kevin please don’t make fun of OCD, I’ve suffered with it my whole life and it’s not a joke