spellxboundxdreamer yeah that's what I thought... Pretty long ? I heard Sam Pepper, VeeoneEye, Eddplant (I might be spelling this one wrong), Alex Day, Yogscats (but I'm not sure) and that's pretty much it
I was already writing a comment being all like WHY THE HELL DIDN'T YOU PICK ME FOR YOUR TEAM, JACK HOWARD!? WE SURVIVED A FICTIONAL APOCALYPSE TOGETHER FFS!!! ... and then you did. Awkward.
Yeah, and you let Ben die. How could you Hazel? [[distant wailing]] WHY HAZEL WHY'D YOU DO IT????? (yeah, that short film might have hit me harder than I expected it to and it's been 9 months)
Only Jack would do this tag in the way he just did... Things like this make me very proud and happy to have a project library badge on me every day!! Love Jack!
I constantly think about where I'd go if there was a zombie apocalypse. Naturally the grocery store would be first choice, but the only one's I can think of are in the middle of highly populated areas. So I'd need to commission a bus and drive out to the country with some food I've looted and some friends and memento's. There's a specific cafe in the middle of nowhere about 4 hours drive away that I would probably go to, unless we found a large rural supermarket along the way. This is daily planning, guys haha :P
notsosmall Well I don't, it was just the 'oh I *need* a girl' phrase that threw me. You don't *need* any boys or girls, you need people that would be good in that situation. I am sounding way douchey and over PC here, but I just thought it was funny that he's choosing a team to fight the apocalypse and survive terrible conditions but at the back of his mind there's still a voice going 'better make sure the team isn't gender biased'.
JackHoward I didn't find that part funny because, while I get that you picking "a girl" in a fulfilling-a-quota kind of way is sarcastic humour, you not giving any other reason for picking Hazel kind of ruined the joke. Maybe because it was too real? Sorry, I might just be having a sense of humour failure on this one.
The ending just made my day. I wonder if everyone realizes how intelligent Jack is. Also, the joke about girls and the spiderman robe. Oh, Jack, if only you knew how many girls would love to be -near- you.
I was in Nottingham a few days ago and can confirm that there was no outbreak of a Zombie disease that I knew of. However, there was a scarily large amount of Daily Mail readers that I think we should all be aware of
Here's my three tubers if I had to choose to fight the zombies..... 1. Louis Cole aka Funforlouis also known as the 7ft palm tree. Louis is the humble giant but can be a devasting badass soldier! 2. Mr Ben Brown aka James Bond known as James Blonde. He's quick, smart and can strike lightning fast! 3. Steve Booker aka fashion and design wear.. He can make you look nice in combat gear, also at the same time, he can also make the best battle plan strategy's to destroy the zombies!! Sincerely, Humble, but deadly coffee drinking penny board riding crew!
Jack I saw you and Dean live on Sunday in soho (on dean street hahahah) and me and my friend where sat right at the front laughing so much and it was my birthday on that day and I got to meet you guys and got a picture with you and it was amazing and my friend got me your tshirt and it was the best day ever so yeah, thanks 😊
Clearly, with the Spiderman dressing gown on the zombies will mistake you for the _real_ Spiderman and run away in dread. As long as you can do an appropriate Spiderman pose.
you have quickly become one of my favourite yotubers, mainly because you're a decent human being but also a little bit because I don't see that many yotubers that are northern and I just like hearing the accent and the sense of humour that I don't get that often on RUclips (I'm from Sheffield by the way so not that far from Nottingham)
Love your sense of humour it's right up my street. Pretty similar to my own and you can never go wrong with a bit of sarcasm. Probably the reason you're one of my favourite RUclipsrs.
Nice human being
nice human beings
I like 'further away jack' more than the real one
he is pretty cool. I'd have slightly further away jack on my team any day.
I like both of them. But I'm nearsighted, so it would be harder to see slightly further away Jack...
aww I'd forgotten about mad cow disease
I like the way you put further away Jack in his place.
"I'd just force myself onto people. I'm a zombie youtuber, is what I'm saying." SHAADDEEEE
I WAS LIKE YAAAAAS JACK YOU TELL EM
could be about sam pepper or one of the other many youtubers that have sexually harassed people. the list is pretty long now
spellxboundxdreamer yeah that's what I thought... Pretty long ? I heard Sam Pepper, VeeoneEye, Eddplant (I might be spelling this one wrong), Alex Day, Yogscats (but I'm not sure) and that's pretty much it
Lewlav Abra take a look at this. unpleasantmyles.tumblr.com/post/79455706244/tom-milsom-hexachordal-heres-the-post-olga
jamminmaraca oh yes I remember reading this and I was looking for it ! Thank you :)
If all tag videos were as hilarious as this, I would watch more tag videos. Good job sir
cheers :)
Your sense of humour is my favourite.
Also, the Spider-Man dressing gown is definitely not embarrassing. Way cooler than my dressing gown.
I'd have slightly further away Jack on my team.
i'm loving "slightly further away jack"
dry humour is what england is known best for and what i use to keep people away from me
Can't wait to see Marcus' insightful response.
I was already writing a comment being all like WHY THE HELL DIDN'T YOU PICK ME FOR YOUR TEAM, JACK HOWARD!? WE SURVIVED A FICTIONAL APOCALYPSE TOGETHER FFS!!! ... and then you did.
Awkward.
Super Brainy Zombies- of course you're the obvious choice!
Yeah, and you let Ben die. How could you Hazel? [[distant wailing]] WHY HAZEL WHY'D YOU DO IT?????
(yeah, that short film might have hit me harder than I expected it to and it's been 9 months)
Fiiiine!
"Dean won't do it." - Truer words have never been spoken.
The bit about the Daily Mail was the best bit of the entire video :')
The daily mail joke was perfect
I love Further Away Jack
'Oh no that's not zombies is it, it's girls that are embarrassed to be near me' hahaha aw jack we all know that's not true
Jacks sense of humour 👌👍😂 bloody love him
"Marcus Butler is hench" Ummmm... Sure.
***** I watched his recent video where he took off his shit and my 5 year old sister is more muscular.
Here comes the fan girl hate.
***** Marcus is scrawny.
GrumbleTheBear shows that you obviously don't regularly watch his videos:)
***** I don't actually lol.
***** Neither do I. They're shit:)
Only Jack would do this tag in the way he just did...
Things like this make me very proud and happy to have a project library badge on me every day!!
Love Jack!
I'd probably pick Slightly Further Away Jack for my team, he seems keen!
But then again look at my display pic, I'm clearly not the team anyone wants to be on!
"Im a zombie youtuber basically"
I legit almost shit my pants from laughing so hard.
I constantly think about where I'd go if there was a zombie apocalypse. Naturally the grocery store would be first choice, but the only one's I can think of are in the middle of highly populated areas. So I'd need to commission a bus and drive out to the country with some food I've looted and some friends and memento's. There's a specific cafe in the middle of nowhere about 4 hours drive away that I would probably go to, unless we found a large rural supermarket along the way. This is daily planning, guys haha :P
***** Hahaha, please do!
You've given this a lot of thought haven't you?
Vagary I guess I'm alone too much :/
Personally, I feel like going to a farm is a better option, especially if you can save the farmer.
Nah I'd go to a prison, nobody/nothing is getting in or out plus there wouldn't be many zombies to kill to make it safe.
God I love sarcky jack ahah!
:O! Jack! I can't believe you just said 'Tom from McFly's sister' :P
"Zombie Apocalypse Tag" - sounds like a really fun yet frightening twist on one of my favorite playground games
You chose a girl for your team, I like that you're still very forward thinking even in the face of death.
Just wondering, why do you think choosing a girl is forward thinking?
notsosmall Well I don't, it was just the 'oh I *need* a girl' phrase that threw me. You don't *need* any boys or girls, you need people that would be good in that situation. I am sounding way douchey and over PC here, but I just thought it was funny that he's choosing a team to fight the apocalypse and survive terrible conditions but at the back of his mind there's still a voice going 'better make sure the team isn't gender biased'.
frigginboom notsosmall yep, that was the joke :)
JackHoward I didn't find that part funny because, while I get that you picking "a girl" in a fulfilling-a-quota kind of way is sarcastic humour, you not giving any other reason for picking Hazel kind of ruined the joke. Maybe because it was too real? Sorry, I might just be having a sense of humour failure on this one.
JackHoward oh, i thought you were going for a repopulation thing with that one
I'm so pleased you did this tag. Also, I feel you on horror movies.
The ending just made my day. I wonder if everyone realizes how intelligent Jack is.
Also, the joke about girls and the spiderman robe. Oh, Jack, if only you knew how many girls would love to be -near- you.
Jack:"we are obsessed with disease"
*_CORONA TIME_*
I love Jack's style for this tag, it's great :) Also, I have too much love for slightly further away Jack :')
I was in Nottingham a few days ago and can confirm that there was no outbreak of a Zombie disease that I knew of. However, there was a scarily large amount of Daily Mail readers that I think we should all be aware of
i really liked the dry humor and sarcasm! it's the reason i watch your videos
"are you doing shifty eyes?" "...no."
literally laughed out loud at this one! i love your sense of humour :)
that spiderman dressing gown, literally incredible!!
imagine all the "you've got red on you" jokes if there really was a zombie apocalypse though
You look like Alex from Target when you wear red
I just noticed that he has a hickey
O.o oh wow, you're right... :P
It looks more like shaving rash haha not like a bruise a hickey would leave
i've got such appreciation for "slightly further away jack"
your sense of humour and sarcasm is my favourite thing in the world
Here's my three tubers if I had to choose to fight the zombies.....
1. Louis Cole aka Funforlouis also known as the 7ft palm tree. Louis is the humble giant but can be a devasting badass soldier!
2. Mr Ben Brown aka James Bond known as James Blonde. He's quick, smart and can strike lightning fast!
3. Steve Booker aka fashion and design wear.. He can make you look nice in combat gear, also at the same time, he can also make the best battle plan strategy's to destroy the zombies!!
Sincerely,
Humble, but deadly coffee drinking penny board riding crew!
and you'd have Louis to vlog it all 😂
Lou Woodham exactly ha ha!
I can totally imagine Louis doing zombie apocalypse vlogs! Now I kind of want it to happen...
Louis would probably miss it all having woken up late
Same. Except I chose Hank Green instead of Steve because of scientific smartness.
I feel for further away Jack. He is always blurry and his opinion usually gets shut down.
This was perfect, for so many beautiful reasons.
Jack I saw you and Dean live on Sunday in soho (on dean street hahahah) and me and my friend where sat right at the front laughing so much and it was my birthday on that day and I got to meet you guys and got a picture with you and it was amazing and my friend got me your tshirt and it was the best day ever so yeah, thanks 😊
Love the dry humour - you remind me so much of my best friend who has such a similar sense of humour :3
I come for the sarcasm, stay for the great content and subtle references to the issues we as a society have
1:34 is literally adorable, i love you more every video you make jack!Xxx
OMG! Slightly-Further-Away-Jack! LOVE HIM!
He's even better than the original!
the end was so cute plus your sarcasm makes my dayyy
I love your sense of humor and sarcasm :)
I love the hilariously dry amazingly remarkable serious humor you have.. it's exactly my cup of tea.
Till next time!
Slightly further away Jack > Jack
:3
the satire and sarcasm in this just sums up exactly why I'm subscribed to you - loved it!
Oh, I quite like slightly further away Jack. Nice to see him pop in for a visit.
Spiderman dressing gown-love it
Jack howard-love it
All the videos jack does-love them
Yes i'm happy now
Slightly further away Jack is my favourite Jack
who doesn't like sarcasm Jack, literally no need to apologise, it's the best way of living
I love your approach to this tag video hahaha
You make me smile...a lot...and I love you for that x
slightly further away jack is my new idol
the image of you and dean fighting off zombies in my head is hilarious
I love the level of sarcasm in this really is my type of comedy
This video was too perfect! Absolutely loved it!!
DO A MEET UP IN NOTTINGHAM
Yes mia please do a meet up 💖
I love slightly futher away jack
Loved it, jacks sarcasm is on point
Gotta love slightly further away Jack ;D
I love your voice, i could listen to you for ages.
Sarcastic Jack is one of my favorite Jacks.
Clearly, with the Spiderman dressing gown on the zombies will mistake you for the _real_ Spiderman and run away in dread. As long as you can do an appropriate Spiderman pose.
You are an amazingly funny human. I love the dry satire.
"So basically I'm a zombie youtuber" truth tea spilled
you have quickly become one of my favourite yotubers, mainly because you're a decent human being but also a little bit because I don't see that many yotubers that are northern and I just like hearing the accent and the sense of humour that I don't get that often on RUclips (I'm from Sheffield by the way so not that far from Nottingham)
Your glasses are absolutely fabulous
favourite one of these tags ive seen! well played mr howard
I love slightly farther away Jack.
No Louise on your zombie fighting team?! She'd be fierce!
Love how you edit it with the 'further away jack' and other little things that make me love your videos 🐣🐣😃
Slightly further away Jack is my second favourite Jack.
Silly tag...excellent, hilarious, witty, intelligent, tongue-in-cheek execution! #nailedit
Love your sense of humour it's right up my street. Pretty similar to my own and you can never go wrong with a bit of sarcasm. Probably the reason you're one of my favourite RUclipsrs.
I seriously love your humour.
that cute little laugh/grin at the very end tho
Your sarcasm and humour is my favouritist (not a word I know) (you deserve a new word)
Sarcastic Jack is the best - I loved it! Made me laugh all the way through 😄
slightly farther away Jack is my favorite Jack ♥
this video just made my day. thank you
Jack howard I love you immensely
She's definitely going to hate you for that.
I wish I could like this more than just once
It pays to be prepared!
Fantastic amounts of sarcasm... its my favourite type of humour
Slightly further away Jack seems like a cool guy.
Oh Jack, I do love it when you talk critically of the tabloids to us! ;)
I'm only subscribed to see slightly-further-away-Jack
He's like my favorite youtuber and he's really funny and respectful🙌❤️
the daily mail joke made the whole video
this is absolutely brilliant
Loved it! Sarcasm is so down my street!
THE HUMOR WAS GREAT