If Low Bar Bill wants a bargain, I can sell him all the bridges over the River Thames for a mere half million dollars. Just pop me a check in the mail. He can then charge people to use the bridges, and recoup his outlay in no time. Sounds too good to be true? Then Bill should certainly go for it.
Thanks Bri Bri! As a former catholic who quit the church when I was still in elementary school and became an atheist in catholic high school, I'm looking forward to your take down on the groomers. 😁
Great satire, and I think this is a plausible reality. Imagine a game-show format debate between WLC (or anyone) and Dilahunty (et al). Naturally, Mr. Diety would be host and moderator. Oh please make it happen.
Bill might do better on other shows like: Are You Smarter Than an Iron Ager? Let’s Make a Deal - Pascal’s Wager Edition (only 2 doors) Name That Torture The Price May Not Be Right, But it is Forever Torturous Real or No Real? Your Soul is in Jeopardy Win, Lose, or Mostly Lose You Bet Your Eternal Life And my favorite, I’ve Got a Secret (and it is evidence of God.)
*LMAO* !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "A year's supply of Turtle Wax products..." MAN! All those game show memories just came flooding back. The Joker's Wild. High Rollers. Match Game. The $10,000 Pyramid (Yes. I am THAT old.) .....wow....Good times...
There is a reason they redefined the word 'truth' from 'that which is supported by reality' to 'is defined by that which conforms with fact or reality. It is genuine. It is objective. It is real. Theologically speaking, it is that which is consistent with the mind, the will, the character, and the being of God." That way when they say they are telling the 'truth' they slide God in by default.
There will be some good content coming soon on the LBB front, he's having a meeting of minds with Jordan Peterson, on why life without (his) God makes life a pointless exercise.
This is the best thing happening on the internet... Mr. Dalton, you are a superior being. I will become a patron ASAP - patience, please - I've some shit to sort....
Loved the new hair style in the patreon promo; you looked sexier than Brock Landers. Can't do patreon att, but I'll vigorously pray for your success (not sure to whom...)
more like 1 in a Googolplex, or 1 in an infinity. Same probability that Jason and the Argonauts are real, or That Zeus sent his own Begotten son Hercules on many trials in Greece, All have equal probability of being "real"
I completely forgot about this channel, and came across a little clip on Paulogia. Your videos have always been entertaining, and I love how creative your ideas have been. I believe that after I became an atheist, it was my Spanish teacher Mrs. Troncoso that introduced me to this channel over 9 years ago! Thanks Mrs. Troncoso, and thanks Mr. Deity for all the laughs :)
Mr. Deity, I think you're making a mistake by having the grand prize be a trip to the Vatican. That's going to cost real money. The reward for winning should be a ticket to the (preferred) afterlife. As someone whose father worked in the business office of a Catholic Church for a couple decades, I have it on good authority that the profit margins for afterlife paradise passes are much, MUCH better. Just trying to lower your overhead.
Mathew 24:34 gives a timeframe for the release of the home version: “Verily I say unto you, This generation shall not pass, till all these things be fulfilled.”
Is this the same thing that happened to David Pakman? His remedy seems to have helped out. You should watch his video about it and see if the same happened to you. He had some solutions in addition to Patreon, and it seems to have worked. (I'm not well versed in this stuff, so just ignore if this is not of help).
@@aralornwolf3140 *Face Palms* No there really is something going on with You Tube that is negatively effecting content creators. That is why he is asking for more to join Patreon.
@@littlebitofhope1489 , In December, Mr. Cameron from CapturingChristianity went on a sad chat that he's been running a deficit for some time and he's nearly bankrupt after converting to Catholicism. He just needs some more cash to cover expenses. Next video, he thanks his donors for the several thousand new dollars and he was overjoyed... Aka "Cameron's new Grift". Vice Rhino covered it a bit in one of his videos. Edit: I just clued in that Cameron is using that new money for a trip to the Vatican... *shakes head*
I was half-heartedly raised catholic (both raised & catholic, heh) but luckily I never checked that confirmation box. Never did acquire a taste for those bloody wafers.
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Yes, you have to do 2-3 parts of a 1 part series on Capturing Christianity’s conversion to Catholicism. His rationale for the whole thing is utter nonsense.
Your Patreon might be more successful if you had it set up for monthly donations, as your video suggests, instead of "per video" as it's actually set up. At the very least, I can say that that is why I'm not currently signed up as a patron.
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Brian, i love your videos, but as much as i love them, i cant give even a cent, i would if i could, The flying Spagetti Monster didnt grant me my check yet. No for real, i even cant afford to make any kind of holidasy trip, my last trip i made was 20 years ago and it was payed by my mother. At the moment i am at home, sick, waiting for the shift to begin because, i have to work or i loose income. Anyway, good luck, and when i win in the lottery, i will send some money over, but i guess it would help to buy a ticket first, damn it.
I hope your situation improves soon... so many of us struggling at the moment... we're trapped in unfair systems, but it's difficult to unite and fight for change when all the energy goes into just surviving. Still I hope you can find some sort of community support. Not going to offer any prayers obviously, but this internet stranger has you in their thoughts today
Don't only post here in this delightful site, you're preaching to the choir. Post on these dishonest apologist's websites, and try and get a response from someone who needs to find a way out.
They block you pretty quick if you do that. Admittedly the excuse they gave for banning me was for my overuse of the term "bullocks" (because "bollocks" got censored) and suggesting that someone who was devoted to geocentrism was possibly insane, rather than stuff said about WLC. I think they might have overlooked similar suggestions with respect to "Fanman", the guy who believed he had solved the "omnipotence paradox" because he had a lucid dream in which he moved an immovable object and who later strongly hinted that he himself was a god. That all said, they didn't seem to like the absolutely water-tight, ontological argument that I had made along the lines that WLC might be a maximally stupid being or a maximally beautiful transvestite (not that there's anything wrong with that).
@@InigoMontoya- , There is a difference between calling oneself royalty and calling oneself a god.... ah crap, I forgot what I was about to type. I'll try to get back to you soon to finish that thought!
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If Low Bar Bill wants a bargain, I can sell him all the bridges over the River Thames for a mere half million dollars. Just pop me a check in the mail. He can then charge people to use the bridges, and recoup his outlay in no time. Sounds too good to be true? Then Bill should certainly go for it.
I have to like that permanent cheesy grin he has on his face.
A home run with the bases bloated...
One in a million?
This channel is One In a Million! 😂 Too bad the "bar" was too high for Bill! 😇
Who expected that Low-Bar Bill could go over bar higher than tripping hazard in hell...
Thanks Bri Bri! As a former catholic who quit the church when I was still in elementary school and became an atheist in catholic high school, I'm looking forward to your take down on the groomers. 😁
Holy Cow!!! Thanks so much! You get blessing galore!!! ❤️
@@misterdeity I thought I'd just seed the tip cup. 🐮
@@misterdeity And you said you were against indulgences ;)
@@onesandzeroes Never!!! It’s one of the rewards for becoming a patron. Literally! Check my Patreon rewards page. 😉
“Bertuzzi” sounds like a perfect name for a money laundering Catholic cardinal
Are the chances one in a million that a stone-in-a-hat is an antenna to receive divine broadcast from Kolob? 🤪
"Something sounding wonderful doesn't mean it's true."
Bill knew that phoning a friend wouldn’t work: his God’s number goes straight to voicemail.
Texting a friend is useless as well: goes right into the spam file.
That's because all call-centre operatives go straight to hell.
@@donaldnumbskull9745 did you ever read the book damned by Chuck Palahniuk?
I'm still waiting for this to get old... but it's just not.
This might be evergreen like Comfort's banana slip.
Craig is the grift that keeps on giving, his abject fear that the universe isn't all about him, means he'll be around for ages.
I continue to be impressed how much mileage you get out of this.
Props to Bill for keeping his cool in the face of such adversity.
That’s brilliant 👏👏👏👏😂
Never seen Bill looking so animated
"The bases are bloated?"
Please use this to buy Low Bar Bill a nominal consolation prize. Seriously, keep up the great content!
Thanks so much. Blessings are headed your way!!!
Great satire, and I think this is a plausible reality. Imagine a game-show format debate between WLC (or anyone) and Dilahunty (et al). Naturally, Mr. Diety would be host and moderator. Oh please make it happen.
Bill might do better on other shows like:
Are You Smarter Than an Iron Ager?
Let’s Make a Deal - Pascal’s Wager Edition (only 2 doors)
Name That Torture
The Price May Not Be Right, But it is Forever Torturous
Real or No Real?
Your Soul is in Jeopardy
Win, Lose, or Mostly Lose
You Bet Your Eternal Life
And my favorite, I’ve Got a Secret (and it is evidence of God.)
Hey you wonderful bastard, thank you for your work.
Laughter is the best laxative. Ha ha, thanks Brock, well I almost pooped myself so that's got to be a self affirming truth.
Always good to see Low Bar Bill skewered. 😂
Amazing that the dummy's lips didn't move... oh, wait... was that the ventriloquist?
Hahahahahahaha!!!
You should have done the “Turtle Wax” thing in Don Pardo’s voice.
That was your funniest episode in a while. Low Bar Bill for the "win".
*LMAO* !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"A year's supply of Turtle Wax products..." MAN! All those game show memories just came flooding back. The Joker's Wild. High Rollers. Match Game. The $10,000 Pyramid (Yes. I am THAT old.) .....wow....Good times...
The consolation prizes were better than the grand prize. I think he may have lost on purpose.
If Incraigable Bill lives long enough I believe the hammer blows of modernity will force him to bin Exodus too.
Please never let this die. Not that I need to tell you that.
Thanks Brock!
What are the chances that Low Bar Bill will ever be honest and admit the truth? One in a ....never?
There is a reason they redefined the word 'truth' from 'that which is supported by reality' to 'is defined by that which conforms with fact or reality. It is genuine. It is objective. It is real. Theologically speaking, it is that which is consistent with the mind, the will, the character, and the being of God."
That way when they say they are telling the 'truth' they slide God in by default.
You had me at "yes, absolutely."
Another home run of a video! Thank you Brock Landers!
I'm too poor to support, but I'll try to help through the algorithm. 😒
"Yes, absolutely!"
Time after time. Well done sir.
What are the odds that Bill will live down the embarrassment of his self-authenticating stupidity? One in a million or even less?
Even less; close to zero.
OOOH....I think I know this one.
"The limit does not exist".
Did I get it?
"i like young children, but not in that way." - lol!!
Nice hair. Looks much better than Cameron's.
Just awesome! Lol!
Thanks, yet again.
I never new that Dr. Bill was so talented. Is he at all related to Mr. Bill?
Mr. Deity is Sluggo then.
Oh no!!!!
Genius. I bloody love this episode.
There will be some good content coming soon on the LBB front, he's having a meeting of minds with Jordan Peterson, on why life without (his) God makes life a pointless exercise.
Great, two of the world's foremost pompous pontificators get together to see who can use the most words to say absolutely nothing.
James Cameron couldn't even set the bar lower than this guys expectations of reality
With the Earth’s population at 7.8 billion, a person who is “one in a million” has 7,799 folk just like them.
This is the best thing happening on the internet... Mr. Dalton, you are a superior being. I will become a patron ASAP - patience, please - I've some shit to sort....
Loved the new hair style in the patreon promo; you looked sexier than Brock Landers. Can't do patreon att, but I'll vigorously pray for your success (not sure to whom...)
You folks at home can play whenever you wish with the New and Improved version of our home game One in a Million! Wholesome fun for the whole family!
Excellent, Brian!
Poor Bill. He's such a stiff when he's not in his own milieu, isn't he? 🤣🤣🤣
Wonderful. I'm so looking forward to part pi of this e part series gameshow. What are the chances?
Cheese cake factory got we good.
Love the dig on Bertuzzi. It's so obviously a grift. He can't even keep a straight face all the time.
This video is absolutely GENIUS! I Love it 😂
'Are you redy for the *"Lightning, Hail and Brimstone round"* Bill?'
# pray for God to heal Craig's thumbs
more like 1 in a Googolplex, or 1 in an infinity. Same probability that Jason and the Argonauts are real, or That Zeus sent his own Begotten son Hercules on many trials in Greece, All have equal probability of being "real"
Much, much lover. About the same that a crocodile and a duck get it on and end up with a house full of mixed species kids.
This was fun. Love the format.
We've set the bar so low. ROTFL.
Sad to admit that you're 1st running on a deficit Cameron parody flew way over my head...
There's something about the bratty quality of your mockery that always cracks me up.
Thanks!
Thanks so much! I’m sending you multiple chances to make a first impression.
Needed a silly laugh on a Monday morning 😂
Not “The Great and Abominable Church”! That would move you from outer darkness to the Telestial Kingdom!
But what are the chances of anything coming from Mars?
Is that a quote from HG Wells or Geoff Wayne?
@@exiled_londoner *Jeff
One in 666!
Yes... you're right.
Love the twist
The bases are bloated!
Do I love snark? Oh, absolutely. Keep it up, Mr silver fox deity!
What r the odds Cameron will see this?
Your videos never fail to make me smile. Well done yet again.
Please keep making more of these, this was great you could have all of low bar bill's buddies on
Yes, absolutely fantastic video!
I completely forgot about this channel, and came across a little clip on Paulogia. Your videos have always been entertaining, and I love how creative your ideas have been. I believe that after I became an atheist, it was my Spanish teacher Mrs. Troncoso that introduced me to this channel over 9 years ago! Thanks Mrs. Troncoso, and thanks Mr. Deity for all the laughs :)
Don’t forget to hit the subscribe button! (I see Brian forgot to add that when he liked your post).
one to a googolplex, baby.
Mr. Deity, I think you're making a mistake by having the grand prize be a trip to the Vatican. That's going to cost real money. The reward for winning should be a ticket to the (preferred) afterlife. As someone whose father worked in the business office of a Catholic Church for a couple decades, I have it on good authority that the profit margins for afterlife paradise passes are much, MUCH better. Just trying to lower your overhead.
Brock, when will the home version of the game be available?
Mathew 24:34 gives a timeframe for the release of the home version: “Verily I say unto you, This generation shall not pass, till all these things be fulfilled.”
A trip to the Vatican! 🤣🤣🤣
Anything but that!
Is this the same thing that happened to David Pakman? His remedy seems to have helped out. You should watch his video about it and see if the same happened to you. He had some solutions in addition to Patreon, and it seems to have worked. (I'm not well versed in this stuff, so just ignore if this is not of help).
*Face Palms*
He's mocking Cameron... from Capturing Christianity.
@@aralornwolf3140 What are you talking about?
@@aralornwolf3140 *Face Palms*
No there really is something going on with You Tube that is negatively effecting content creators. That is why he is asking for more to join Patreon.
@@ohana8535 ,
*Face Palms some more*
@@littlebitofhope1489 ,
In December, Mr. Cameron from CapturingChristianity went on a sad chat that he's been running a deficit for some time and he's nearly bankrupt after converting to Catholicism. He just needs some more cash to cover expenses. Next video, he thanks his donors for the several thousand new dollars and he was overjoyed...
Aka "Cameron's new Grift". Vice Rhino covered it a bit in one of his videos.
Edit: I just clued in that Cameron is using that new money for a trip to the Vatican... *shakes head*
I was half-heartedly raised catholic (both raised & catholic, heh) but luckily I never checked that confirmation box. Never did acquire a taste for those bloody wafers.
I hear you can make pretty good Holy Meatloaf with the wafers.
@@InigoMontoya- Never tried making holy meatloaf but would recommend "Christ-krispies" using Catholic communion wafers.
Please give us a monthly level on Patreon.
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@@misterdeity Thank you
@@paulfrye2962 Thank YOU!!!
Yes, you have to do 2-3 parts of a 1 part series on Capturing Christianity’s conversion to Catholicism. His rationale for the whole thing is utter nonsense.
You’re one in a million!
Awwww! Thanks so much. Indulgences are headed your way!!!
Lo-bar Bill at it again
I'd like to see that happen for real. 🤣
Nice work, Mr D.
What are the odds??
Hi really like your work on Craig.
Ever done anything with "the God or God's given rights " of kings etc.?
Divine Right of Kings?
Yes. But only in passing.
@@misterdeity I won't try to guess what you were passing at the time.
@@Styphon gas, or kidney stone?
It ain't necessarily so, it ain't necessarily so,
those things that you're li'ble to read in the bible,
they ain't necessarily so.
the knee bone's connected to the chin bone...
Capturing brianity? Lol geez man. Next video: Brian Lash Craig episode.
“You’ve won a trip to the Vatican with Cameron Bertuzzi”
😂😂😂😂
Aww 4 hours late!
Bases are bloated!
Thanks! I don’t know how much mockery this will pay for, but I don’t want children to go without the opportunity to laugh at really poor arguments.
Thanks so much! You get front row seats to the apocalypse!
@@misterdeity the apocalypse seats are nice, but I was hoping for some Rice-a-Roni, the San Francisco Treat!
Who's Brock Landers?
Watch Boogie Nights
How do I get free tickets to this show?
You can collect them at the gate, the Pearly one.
Become a Patron! 😉
I see there was no lightning round; I guess god doesn’t mind the mockery? Or, is he still divinely hiding?
Your Patreon might be more successful if you had it set up for monthly donations, as your video suggests, instead of "per video" as it's actually set up. At the very least, I can say that that is why I'm not currently signed up as a patron.
You can always set it up to make just one monthly donation. That’s what I do with a friend. I just don’t remember how.
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@@misterdeity Thanks.
hi
❤❤❤❤🎉
If everyone who viewed this gave a few $ a month to keep these coming………
A buck would do! 😉
@@misterdeity Yeah, even a buck. As a fomo who lives behind the Zion Curtain, I’m trying to help. 👍
Geez I know nothing about the Bible so I have no idea what you're talking about! Perhaps you should've explained?
You can watch my previous 16 years of content for a primer.
Brian, i love your videos, but as much as i love them, i cant give even a cent, i would if i could,
The flying Spagetti Monster didnt grant me my check yet.
No for real, i even cant afford to make any kind of holidasy trip, my last trip i made was 20 years ago and it was payed by my mother.
At the moment i am at home, sick, waiting for the shift to begin because, i have to work or i loose income.
Anyway, good luck, and when i win in the lottery, i will send some money over, but i guess it would help to buy a ticket first, damn it.
I god wanted me to win the lottery, he'd buy me a ticket..
.. it's only a dollar..
..I'd pay him back..
I hope your situation improves soon... so many of us struggling at the moment... we're trapped in unfair systems, but it's difficult to unite and fight for change when all the energy goes into just surviving. Still I hope you can find some sort of community support. Not going to offer any prayers obviously, but this internet stranger has you in their thoughts today
@@Dr_Wrong Lol, I wouldn't.
@@SilverSixpence888 😂😂 do you want god to go broke!? lol
Don't only post here in this delightful site, you're preaching to the choir.
Post on these dishonest apologist's websites, and try and get a response from someone who needs to find a way out.
They block you pretty quick if you do that. Admittedly the excuse they gave for banning me was for my overuse of the term "bullocks" (because "bollocks" got censored) and suggesting that someone who was devoted to geocentrism was possibly insane, rather than stuff said about WLC. I think they might have overlooked similar suggestions with respect to "Fanman", the guy who believed he had solved the "omnipotence paradox" because he had a lucid dream in which he moved an immovable object and who later strongly hinted that he himself was a god. That all said, they didn't seem to like the absolutely water-tight, ontological argument that I had made along the lines that WLC might be a maximally stupid being or a maximally beautiful transvestite (not that there's anything wrong with that).
Low bill bar
I don't like your sponsor... *sigh* Only the most arrogant people call themselves a deity. However, the satire is good!
Which sponsor?
@@littlebitofhope1489 ,
The sponsorship advert is @2:50 .
Burger King and Dairy Queen are not actual royalty. I used this background information to surmise he is not a god. I hope I guessed right.
@@InigoMontoya- ,
There is a difference between calling oneself royalty and calling oneself a god.... ah crap, I forgot what I was about to type. I'll try to get back to you soon to finish that thought!