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  • Опубликовано: 4 окт 2024

Комментарии • 13 тыс.

  • @Theyluv_Zelma
    @Theyluv_Zelma Год назад +17331

    “We choose maturity today” had me dying 😂

  • @elizabethgeorge168
    @elizabethgeorge168 2 года назад +28348

    "We're going to be mature," she said, unconvincingly

    • @mariarobles7230
      @mariarobles7230 2 года назад +71

      @Yung Alex i laughed 😅

    • @amira6685
      @amira6685 2 года назад +19

      @@mariarobles7230 me too

    • @mikolee8522
      @mikolee8522 2 года назад +34

      @Yung Alex tf you mean. I laughed… cause she wasn’t talking about the fruit heh.

    • @N3ptune3254
      @N3ptune3254 2 года назад +5

      @@mariarobles7230 same

    • @sinsei2165
      @sinsei2165 2 года назад +20

      @Yung Alex Shorts oh wow. I guess you are the president of humor then since you get to decide what's funny and not for everyone.

  • @randallcrafter4995
    @randallcrafter4995 Год назад +4875

    No ma'am, YOU chose maturity, WE chose nothing of the sort.

  • @sandi6818
    @sandi6818 6 месяцев назад +154

    Omg. Almost choked to death when you said… “we like a slight curve. 😂

    • @yobardoYobardo
      @yobardoYobardo 5 месяцев назад

      😂

    • @someoneinthecrowd4313
      @someoneinthecrowd4313 Месяц назад +5

      Why is it always women who make jokes like this?

    • @SHELLY_SIS
      @SHELLY_SIS Месяц назад

      @@someoneinthecrowd4313idk

    • @jeffwidjaiwdjawd2331
      @jeffwidjaiwdjawd2331 19 дней назад +1

      @@someoneinthecrowd4313 the main producers of lust

    • @Lock484
      @Lock484 19 дней назад +2

      ​@@someoneinthecrowd4313 it's literally almost always men, wdyfm?! 😳😂😂

  • @aaravshrestha3951
    @aaravshrestha3951 Год назад +4694

    “We love a slight curve”
    She knew what she said 😂

    • @That_mf_Guy
      @That_mf_Guy Год назад +45

      I mean its not like she made it obvious

    • @rbjmthebeybladebros1753
      @rbjmthebeybladebros1753 Год назад +4

      ​@@anthonybonavenia9560 wdym

    • @tonypatino1765
      @tonypatino1765 Год назад +5

      ​@@rbjmthebeybladebros1753 I'm guessing hes saying his thing is curved

    • @nat.drawzz
      @nat.drawzz Год назад +2

      Uhhhhh-

    • @thetruewoodstylesage6049
      @thetruewoodstylesage6049 Год назад +2

      well now i know why i have ex gfs that stalk me and even tho they left me to get a new man they still try their hardest to msg me wanting to hangout fuck the curve curse

  • @bromodz2309
    @bromodz2309 Год назад +1851

    Today she chose *Maturity* instead of *violence*

  • @Legoyoda449
    @Legoyoda449 Год назад +4547

    “Interesting shape” “nice curve”💀💀💀💀💀

  • @kaleashmore7773
    @kaleashmore7773 4 месяца назад +125

    “We love a slight curve“ i’m on the floor right now dying😂😂😂

  • @GucciGecko
    @GucciGecko Год назад +3286

    “You know we love a slight curve”
    Self confidence restored

  • @dovahbear0
    @dovahbear0 Год назад +7735

    It doesn't burn, it's trying to eat you back.

    • @TGD16
      @TGD16 Год назад +361

      Bromalin does break down meat, so you're right lol

    • @KingPluto97
      @KingPluto97 Год назад +54

      Or you're allergic.

    • @weirdtree8611
      @weirdtree8611 Год назад +116

      It wants revenge before it goes out 😂

    • @jeogiyonoonahokshinamjachi5230
      @jeogiyonoonahokshinamjachi5230 Год назад +115

      Like a pineapple!

    • @FinnIsSleepy
      @FinnIsSleepy Год назад +30

      Idk why but putting sugar on pineapple gets rid of that feeling

  • @Lady_Delilah
    @Lady_Delilah 2 года назад +12275

    ⚠️ *WARNING* ⚠️
    Do not eat the green part unless you want to feel needles down your throat!!!

  • @HereSheGrowsNJ
    @HereSheGrowsNJ Год назад +2614

    "We love a slight curve". Yes we do my friend. Yes. We. Do.

    • @raddikslate
      @raddikslate Год назад +7

      brih what if it doesn't curve up what ot or curves left or right I don't understand yalls logic

    • @shehryarhaider5989
      @shehryarhaider5989 Год назад +6

      Lord have Mercccyyy

    • @Ekaitzaa
      @Ekaitzaa Год назад +7

      ​@@raddikslate Feels better regardless

    • @n.i.r.e
      @n.i.r.e Год назад

      Pt2 ruclips.net/user/shortsl6qK4tBPBWk?feature=share

    • @nurufairah7213
      @nurufairah7213 Год назад +1

      ​@hi True😂

  • @jclucero514
    @jclucero514 Год назад +5332

    "we love a slight curve" 😭😭😭

  • @feveneddy
    @feveneddy 8 месяцев назад +6

    I couldn’t take you seriously after the first few seconds lol my mind is blown the drain 😂

  • @e.b.4379
    @e.b.4379 Год назад +2033

    It's a Monstera Deliciosa fruit, called Ceriman. Tastes like a mixture of mango, raspberry and pineapple and is super rich in vitamin C & B, and minerals like phosphorus and calcium, fibre, and protein. When the fruit is not ripe, it contains calcium oxalate crystals which can irritate your mouth and throat and create a burning sensation.

    • @Ragde-sf8om
      @Ragde-sf8om Год назад +64

      Thank you for telling me the fruit name oh wise sage

    • @Isaacyoutubetv123
      @Isaacyoutubetv123 Год назад +13

      Why cant it just taste like itself. Orange taste like orange banana taste like banana. Why would this taste like something else. If it's a god given fruit it has a new flavor

    • @nuraliesyaramadhani7770
      @nuraliesyaramadhani7770 Год назад +44

      ​@@Isaacyoutubetv123 why u asking lmfao theyre just describing the fruit lol

    • @andrewp1400
      @andrewp1400 Год назад +2

      🙌🏼

    • @irisairsoul
      @irisairsoul Год назад +46

      @@Isaacyoutubetv123 How would you describe the taste of an orange or a banana to someone that has never tasted them before? Without saying "well it tastes like a banana." All they're doing is describing it with similar tastes... also.. it's not like this fruit is sentient and can choose it's flavor.

  • @shoOoterlegend
    @shoOoterlegend 10 месяцев назад +2679

    “We love a slight curve”
    Duly noted 💀

    • @blueskin7377
      @blueskin7377 10 месяцев назад +9

      ✏️📄😂

    • @jujumama
      @jujumama 10 месяцев назад +13

      noted, but dull. how boring.. 😂 do you mean " dually noted" ?? hmm?

    • @DunkinBiscuits
      @DunkinBiscuits 10 месяцев назад +3

      “Dually noted” ? What are you gonna do with that information 😬 I’m imagining people trying to force a curve now 😖 😂

    • @Xnxenivity.
      @Xnxenivity. 10 месяцев назад +12

      Psalms 27:14 (KJV) Wait on the LORD: be of good courage, and he shall strengthen thine heart: wait, I say, on the LORD.

    • @jujumama
      @jujumama 10 месяцев назад +3

      @Cameron-fb9ob wait on the lord.. and die waiting. be of good courage.. what courage is not not, let's start debating.. and he shall strengthen your heart. If you are already of good courage you do not need your heart strengthened. wait wait wait... it will be true someday

  • @gamingxp6796
    @gamingxp6796 Год назад +1957

    "You know we love a slight curve"💀💀

  • @zsnako5466
    @zsnako5466 9 месяцев назад +2834

    “We love a slight curve”
    Guess I’m not outta the game yet 😂

  • @doriwilson6991
    @doriwilson6991 Год назад +1402

    Maturity left the building as soon as you picked it up and said curve 🤣

    • @mrsmatthews5943
      @mrsmatthews5943 Год назад +6

      soon as she said that, we thought about Meg's song #CaptainHook!

    • @halent3363
      @halent3363 Год назад

      LMAO 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

  • @Higanbana_ume_no_hana
    @Higanbana_ume_no_hana 11 месяцев назад +2388

    "We like a slight curve" "you've been teased" 💀 she knew what she was doing 😭

    • @Stopthebully
      @Stopthebully 11 месяцев назад +17

      😂 talking about "wer'e gonna chose maturity today"

    • @LoLoLifeinFlorida
      @LoLoLifeinFlorida 11 месяцев назад +1

      😂😂

    • @miserychannel666
      @miserychannel666 11 месяцев назад

      ribbed.. for her pleasure

    • @spiegeltn
      @spiegeltn 10 месяцев назад +3

      Cuz it fiddles the bean

    • @latofatifa8395
      @latofatifa8395 10 месяцев назад

      ​@@gingerrose6995or you can just choose the right position you know ther is a thing .. a hint it strat with a K 😂😂😂😂
      you can find the curve but what if the curve dont really come with other things you know what i mean

  • @JasperCasper24
    @JasperCasper24 8 месяцев назад +2

    Love that there's no way to find the sequel. Great recommendation, shorts

  • @ryanscott3161
    @ryanscott3161 Год назад +1071

    “We love a slight curve” Peyronie’s disease for the win 😂

    • @heywoodjablome5630
      @heywoodjablome5630 Год назад +11

      That's not a slight curve. Over 15⁰ for Peyronie's, iirc.

    • @lincolnford2362
      @lincolnford2362 Год назад +12

      She said curve, not bend.

    • @heywoodjablome5630
      @heywoodjablome5630 Год назад +2

      @@lincolnford2362 Google search of curve vs bend... First hit: There is no difference between the two, however, Americans would use curve.)

    • @SomeGuyFromOK
      @SomeGuyFromOK Год назад +1

      I’m intrigued that it has a name, but I’m not ballsy enough to Google it.

    • @ian-williamfountain608
      @ian-williamfountain608 Год назад

      😂😂😂😂

  • @xklien
    @xklien Год назад +1671

    "If it can't be eaten, it can be used for other pleasures" - sun tzu art of war

    • @Blessed.7888
      @Blessed.7888 Год назад +14

      🤔

    • @dilydawg
      @dilydawg Год назад +8

      🤣😂🤣🤣

    • @melaniestone7523
      @melaniestone7523 Год назад +15

      I wouldn't want to burn any other areas either.

    • @flxmkr
      @flxmkr Год назад +8

      Ew! She said the sides flake off! I’m not giving myself a neck massage with THAT thing!

    • @c0rpster462
      @c0rpster462 Год назад +8

      ​@@flxmkr yeah.... a neck massage....

  • @hahaimafakehecker
    @hahaimafakehecker 2 года назад +2884

    "That's an interesting shape. "
    Man I'm ded💀
    Edit: THANKS FOR 1 THOUSAND LIKES!!!!!!!

    • @shrup181
      @shrup181 Год назад

      It is a penis shape

    • @bolt4866
      @bolt4866 Год назад

      Dildo

    • @yanx12
      @yanx12 Год назад

      hi hecker
      you play asphalt 8
      am i right?

    • @hahaimafakehecker
      @hahaimafakehecker Год назад

      @Xao yan sorry no.

    • @yanx12
      @yanx12 Год назад

      @@hahaimafakehecker oh ok sorry I saw the same name as yours who plays the game

  • @thememe986
    @thememe986 24 дня назад

    "Has a nice... shape"😂😂

  • @johndough145
    @johndough145 Год назад +671

    “We love a slight curve” I finally feel accepted 🥹

  • @yunishinoya3338
    @yunishinoya3338 2 года назад +2149

    " we choose maturity today"
    Me: not today sis... Not today

  • @kittykill537
    @kittykill537 Год назад +866

    "You know we love a slight curve" GOING STRAIGHT TO THE COMMENTS💀💀💀💀

  • @MontezWilson-ly6ze
    @MontezWilson-ly6ze 3 месяца назад

    Bruh her sense of humor I can fw 😂😂😂

  • @Bobthekoala1
    @Bobthekoala1 Год назад +2214

    “We love a slight curveeee”
    *scrolls to comments*
    Edit: Wow I didn’t expect to get that much likes lol, thanks everyone

  • @courtneyllovee
    @courtneyllovee 2 года назад +1065

    “we love a slight curve” “we’re going to choose maturity today” mhmm yeah lol

  • @Alfred5294
    @Alfred5294 Год назад +72257

    “You know we love a slight curve” 💀💀💀
    5 Months later my notifications are blowing up💀
    9 months later 67k is crazy
    10 months later 71k likes🤓

  • @gracebadr4253
    @gracebadr4253 5 месяцев назад +1

    Hii i love ur videos u inspire me so much!❤ and i wanted too say ur so funny "we choose maturity today" "and ae- a- we dont want a burnt mouth" best words😂 and nobody gonna say how pretty she is

  • @Gabey28
    @Gabey28 Год назад +337

    “You know we love a slight Curve” I'M SCREAMING 😭😂💀

  • @AnnikaDacke
    @AnnikaDacke Год назад +650

    It’s called deliciosa in Portugal, where I have eaten it. It tastes sort of like pineapple and it is indeed delicious! It comes from the Monstera plant.

    • @ChrissyShitlist
      @ChrissyShitlist Год назад +15

      Very interesting. I had no idea a Monstera produced fruit.

    • @mikesoule1352
      @mikesoule1352 Год назад +7

      Is that the monsters we grow in our living rooms and look like split-leaf philodendrons? (Look how spell-check corrected my monstera!)

    • @heyits_cat8966
      @heyits_cat8966 Год назад +4

      @@mikesoule1352 yes! But they only flower and fruit when they're out in the wild, someone said only 40+ years old, but they have to be HUGEEEEE

    • @AnnikaDacke
      @AnnikaDacke Год назад +5

      @@ChrissyShitlist Yeah, I know, how cool is that! I have seen the flowers before, in greenhouses in Sweden and in their natural form in Southern Europe, but I didn't know that they produced something edible until my Portuguese friends told me about it. I think the fruit is the actual rod with seeds in the middle of the flower. The flower looks somewhat like a calla lily. I just love it, to me it's so exotic and fun! In Portugal they are available in late autumn. I ate one on Madeira island in July. Even to the Portuguese it's a fun and a little bit unusual fruit. They put it in salads.

    • @AnnikaDacke
      @AnnikaDacke Год назад +1

      @@heyits_cat8966 Yes. The plants have seen with flowers on them have been HUGE.

  • @Camolicious
    @Camolicious Год назад +584

    "That's an interesting shape"💀💀💀

    • @Camolicious
      @Camolicious Год назад

      @@riley_933media.tenor.com/wy2zHeWyf2gAAAAM/side-eye-dog-suspicious-look.gif

    • @Camolicious
      @Camolicious Год назад

      @WyattMincy wdym?

  • @MontezWilson-ly6ze
    @MontezWilson-ly6ze 3 месяца назад

    “We don’t want a burnt mouth “ she off the chains 😂😂😂

  • @sarahpayne1552
    @sarahpayne1552 Год назад +754

    "EVERYTHING IS ON A COB MORTY! THE WHOLE WORLD IS A COB!"

    • @H1zt0
      @H1zt0 Год назад +7

      😂

    • @cobraboogie3155
      @cobraboogie3155 Год назад +12

      That episode was wild asf

    • @ACR0047
      @ACR0047 Год назад +6

      i remember that episode😂

    • @katiebirdieryan
      @katiebirdieryan Год назад +3

      The fruit is deadly

    • @brandicecage3520
      @brandicecage3520 Год назад +2

      Omg I have watched every episode of Rick and Morty and my fav character is def Mr poopybuthole

  • @vincentsalo2653
    @vincentsalo2653 Год назад +2818

    We chose maturity today 💀💀💀
    (MOM IM FAMOUS! 🎉😮)

  • @ConstantlyRepeatingMyself
    @ConstantlyRepeatingMyself 2 года назад +2681

    We like a slight curve 🤣

    • @TheSuburbnBliss
      @TheSuburbnBliss 2 года назад +64

      Yes we do🤣🤣

    • @clip012
      @clip012 2 года назад

      To hit the clitoris and g-spot.

    • @Mustang09Hotty
      @Mustang09Hotty 2 года назад +35

      How does it get a curve? I have only met one person with a curve but it was the best Is it a rare thing among men

    • @hectoravalos7264
      @hectoravalos7264 2 года назад +3

      Periodt 🤣

    • @molleycharles9313
      @molleycharles9313 2 года назад +13

      @@TheSuburbnBliss your name and your comment 😂😂😂

  • @worldcometowhatstheatgmailcom
    @worldcometowhatstheatgmailcom 8 месяцев назад +303

    For those who are wondering, it's called a monstera deliciosa fruit

    • @JamilaS84
      @JamilaS84 8 месяцев назад +2

      Thank you!

    • @SandalfVR
      @SandalfVR 8 месяцев назад

      Thank you!!!!!!!!$$)))))$))(??!!!!!’nccffg!!!

    • @skylarlocke5644
      @skylarlocke5644 8 месяцев назад +1

      No way!! How do you get them to fruit??

    • @NeedFulThings51
      @NeedFulThings51 8 месяцев назад +3

      @@skylarlocke5644 When they grow in their most natural habitat or a reasonably facsimile

    • @KinsleyAnnas
      @KinsleyAnnas 8 месяцев назад

      Omg tyyyy

  • @mrgrumpyguy3333
    @mrgrumpyguy3333 8 месяцев назад +5

    Fruit from another planet is crazy🗿🗣🗣🔥

  • @lindsaymuller1819
    @lindsaymuller1819 Год назад +500

    Fun fact, monstera plants produce heat during reproduction. Their fruit are very botanically unique
    Edit: I straight up had a college textbook talking about philodendron (monstera) reproduction in section 6.9 (of course) that was titled "alternative lifestyle yields hot sex". That textbook author had quite the sense of humor. I never forgot that one.

    • @andreasschaetze2930
      @andreasschaetze2930 Год назад +5

      What’s the exact name of this fruit? Monstera Deliciosa
      Oh found it, it’s in my window, but never had fruits 😂

    • @Loading-lg6hs
      @Loading-lg6hs Год назад +13

      I guess you could say they're IN HEAT
      Bodum 🥁

    • @vsoraya
      @vsoraya Год назад +2

      First mature comment lol I was reading the comments to know the name of this fruit, thanks :)

    • @thepopesrightbuttcheek8556
      @thepopesrightbuttcheek8556 Год назад +2

      Oh she meant ACTUALLY burn?! I thought it was just like a citrus acid kinda thing😰

  • @toochiugoala8633
    @toochiugoala8633 2 года назад +437

    "Today we are going to be mature"
    "So I have three of them"
    I can't 😭😂

  • @sergiom.2433
    @sergiom.2433 2 года назад +666

    “We love a slight curve” she said……😂😂❤😂❤😂❤😂

  • @Pet.lover123jje
    @Pet.lover123jje 8 месяцев назад

    “Interesting shape” lol😂

  • @yatzkiebravo5047
    @yatzkiebravo5047 Год назад +106

    "Its a interesting shape" 💀

  • @ECCMoversDeliveryGuy716
    @ECCMoversDeliveryGuy716 Год назад +563

    "I think something is wrong with me , why is it curved"
    Nope it hits the spot everytime 😆

  • @OnePlantShortofCrazy
    @OnePlantShortofCrazy 8 месяцев назад +1

    They come from monstera deliceosa! I get my seeds from them and grow more beautiful monsteras!

  • @zephyr_924
    @zephyr_924 Год назад +374

    My self esteem went up when she said,"We love a slight curve."
    #winning

    • @mrs.hatfield1451
      @mrs.hatfield1451 Год назад +20

      As it should, hits all the right places!!

    • @Omo21000
      @Omo21000 Год назад +25

      @@mrs.hatfield1451 ok ma’am relax we know

    • @opZmykneeZ
      @opZmykneeZ Год назад +2

      ​@@Omo21000 🤣

    • @jamesphlames7498
      @jamesphlames7498 Год назад +10

      ​@@mrs.hatfield1451 You are for the streets.

    • @mesmile8076
      @mesmile8076 Год назад +2

      @@mrs.hatfield1451 pick me

  • @Average_jerk
    @Average_jerk Год назад +2140

    "We love a sligh curve " while she's choking on it g💀

  • @Fredy_Foozeber123
    @Fredy_Foozeber123 Год назад +44

    Fun fact:if you eat the fruit and it's not ripe it would feel like there's a porcupine in our mouth

  • @jamesdutchman8862
    @jamesdutchman8862 8 месяцев назад

    "We choose maturity today...WE HAVE THREE OF THEM!"😅😅😅

  • @MengThao-n3s
    @MengThao-n3s 10 месяцев назад +935

    She boutta to order more of those fruits lol

    • @gamerthumbbs
      @gamerthumbbs 10 месяцев назад +7

      Sand it down

    • @kitten_with_bad_breath
      @kitten_with_bad_breath 10 месяцев назад +12

      ​@@gamerthumbbsridges make it more fun. More textured

    • @showton8333
      @showton8333 9 месяцев назад +5

      @@kitten_with_bad_breath”…for her pleasure.”

    • @DaMazzaf97
      @DaMazzaf97 8 месяцев назад +1

      She only needs 3 to be fair

    • @Willow_498
      @Willow_498 8 месяцев назад +1

      These comments are wild 💀✌️

  • @grantwallesicaluza6707
    @grantwallesicaluza6707 Год назад +189

    "interested in shape love the slight curve"
    got me dying lin laugh
    I was just massing around but what how do i got 100+ likes ty but that fruits skin do feel like needle or burning in u

  • @jasonthompson3060
    @jasonthompson3060 6 месяцев назад

    Do you know we like a like curve got me dying😭😭

  • @zackbrown2133
    @zackbrown2133 Год назад +772

    It’s Monstera Deliciosa, the most common houseplant. Only grows on something like 40+ year old vines

    • @Spilled_Pizza
      @Spilled_Pizza Год назад +122

      Thank you for being the only one who knew what I wanted to know from this video.

    • @chrissmith7202
      @chrissmith7202 Год назад +8

      @@Spilled_Pizzasame here

    • @ShadowAussie
      @ShadowAussie Год назад +6

      My Nan had them growing when i was a kid in the 80's and her house was built in the early 70's........

    • @bdewarrior5
      @bdewarrior5 Год назад +24

      🗣 shout out to Zack for letting us all know WTF we were looking at 👍🏽😉

    • @bdewarrior5
      @bdewarrior5 Год назад

      ​@@Spilled_Pizza 🙋🏽‍♂️ I agree

  • @somedude4035
    @somedude4035 Год назад +83

    “So I have three of them”
    My dirty mind just keeps getting in too deep 💀

  • @igertaco9931
    @igertaco9931 Год назад +190

    We love a slight curve 💀💀💀

  • @Nunya-77
    @Nunya-77 6 месяцев назад +1

    Some of y'all need to learn that when you put out a teaser you need to put a link to the next one otherwise nobody is going to go looking for it

  • @randomguy84159
    @randomguy84159 Год назад +159

    "We'll choose to be mature today"
    I nearly died😂😂

  • @an_italian_guy_2007
    @an_italian_guy_2007 Год назад +545

    she knew exactly what she was saying.

  • @acigarette
    @acigarette 8 месяцев назад +3

    “fruit gang” love that 🤣

  • @alexs6496
    @alexs6496 Год назад +284

    The fruit is actually from a monstera deliciosa. It’s a tropical plant it is also known as the Swiss plant or split leaf philodendron. The plant rarely produces fruit when inside or planted outside. It grows best out in the wild!

    • @blackthorn3335
      @blackthorn3335 Год назад +3

      so cool to read. I have it as a house plant!

    • @amymedina1966
      @amymedina1966 Год назад +2

      @@blackthorn3335 what is the name of the fruit?

    • @benmartin6349
      @benmartin6349 Год назад

      I had a bunch of them growing in my yard when I was younger. we always referred to them as elephant ears, never knew what they were actually called.

    • @nardiabrown3694
      @nardiabrown3694 Год назад +1

      Where can I get this fruit to buy

    • @sammi0420
      @sammi0420 Год назад

      thank you i’ve been wondering!!

  • @ldev516
    @ldev516 6 месяцев назад

    You look like my aunt😂😂😂 that’s a competent ❤

  • @wendywitch4081
    @wendywitch4081 Год назад +269

    For the record, it has a fiber glass like structure on a microscopic scale, if you cut it and aim a flashlight at the juice you can see the painful fibers, when it ripe it will taste amazing but you still get some miner irritation, it’s just a lot worse when it’s not ripe.
    Happy snacking 😊

    • @laurasaenz6721
      @laurasaenz6721 Год назад +1

      What is it called and how can I get one

    • @haley5154
      @haley5154 Год назад +4

      This should be pinned

    • @lenittanyamula8244
      @lenittanyamula8244 Год назад +1

      This is soooo true. It really causes a lot of irritation and discomfort 😭😭😭

    • @annikaewing960
      @annikaewing960 Год назад +2

      I thought it would kill you when eaten unripe😂 I have one of this plants in my room and my gosh my goal is to some day for day get it to grow large enough to fruit

    • @RomalynVlogs
      @RomalynVlogs Год назад

      Wow mouthwatering🤤🤤🤤🤤❤️❤️❤️❤️

  • @vcrapex4515
    @vcrapex4515 9 месяцев назад +379

    "it has an interesting shape" is a nice way to put it

    • @jesusvargas7723
      @jesusvargas7723 7 месяцев назад +1

      PUT IT IN IS CRAZY

    • @The_Crucible714
      @The_Crucible714 6 месяцев назад

      It can burn your mouth…
      Of course it will, if you *EAT* it!

    • @mrpenguin8024
      @mrpenguin8024 6 месяцев назад

      @@The_Crucible714if you eat the wrong part of it (the green skin part) then yes it will but the inside is completely fine to eat

    • @The_Crucible714
      @The_Crucible714 6 месяцев назад

      @@mrpenguin8024
      She seemed to be hinting that she intended other uses when she purchased it. I never eat zucchini or cucumbers out for that reason.
      Edit; I mean eat them when I dine out… 😏

    • @mrpenguin8024
      @mrpenguin8024 6 месяцев назад

      @@The_Crucible714 OHHHHH NAHHHHHH💀💀💀

  • @purplepawslps6244
    @purplepawslps6244 2 года назад +416

    *”The Corn kid would like to know your location”*

    • @KennyRBLXYT
      @KennyRBLXYT 2 года назад +7

      🌽 *ITS CORN A BIG LUMP OF KNOBS IT HAS THE JUICE! (IT HAS THE JUICE I CANT IMAGINE ANY MORE BETTER THAN THIS ITS CORN!* 🌽

    • @plungermaster9449
      @plungermaster9449 2 года назад +3

      @@KennyRBLXYT corny

    • @Tutel_07
      @Tutel_07 2 года назад

      @@plungermaster9449 well it is corny as its about corn + its not a joke so you're corny

    • @Tutel_07
      @Tutel_07 2 года назад

      @@plungermaster9449 well it is corny as its about corn + its not a joke so you're corny

    • @JCAP131
      @JCAP131 Год назад

      @@Tutel_07 you didn’t have to say it 2 times 💀

  • @Ajw068
    @Ajw068 5 месяцев назад +1

    Bro why does that look so good

  • @Randomperson-ll6lm
    @Randomperson-ll6lm Год назад +169

    if she would've said "it's medium size" I swear I'd burst into tears

  • @marissalachelle1164
    @marissalachelle1164 2 года назад +82

    😂😂😂😂 “we love a slight curve!!!!” Yes ma’am yes we do!!!!😂😂😂😂

    • @latanyajohnson5019
      @latanyajohnson5019 2 года назад +3

      ...and thanks for alerting us about the burn🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💯👍

  • @Pineapples_Forever
    @Pineapples_Forever Год назад +323

    ''you know we love a slght curve''
    ''we choose maturity today''

  • @FNCSGHOSTING
    @FNCSGHOSTING 8 месяцев назад

    “We love a slight curve” and “We choose maturity today” was wild to me 😂😂☠️💀

  • @oliviaplayzz1178
    @oliviaplayzz1178 2 года назад +122

    Her: “We live a nice curve”
    Me: “Yeah uhh on fruit”

  • @the_tbhcreature
    @the_tbhcreature Год назад +371

    She seems like that one Grandma/Aunt that just links with your sense of humour

  • @Gl1CH_YT
    @Gl1CH_YT Год назад +72

    She knew EXACTLY what she was doin 💀💀💀💀💀💀

  • @Proudxinyanmain
    @Proudxinyanmain 8 месяцев назад +2

    As an alien, I confirm that the corn is how it looks in our planet

  • @donffootballll
    @donffootballll Год назад +556

    At first I thought she bought it from Amazon 💀💀💀

    • @ClaireWhitlock-fv1fp
      @ClaireWhitlock-fv1fp 11 месяцев назад +2

      Omg same lol

    • @elaine676
      @elaine676 11 месяцев назад +1

      Me too lmao 😊

    • @NativeVirgo
      @NativeVirgo 11 месяцев назад +4

      YOU CAN! You purchase a 'Monstera deliciosa' plant and grow it to maturity. Then once it produces a fruit you must let it age on the plant for a full year. THEN, you can only eat a small amount of the fruit at a time because you must place the fruit in a dark area in order to complete the ripening process. The fruit can take up to a month to be eaten. You eat to the next unripe section and then wait again. If you don't wait, the fruit will burn your mouth. It's supposed to taste like all the fruits at once.

    • @NativeVirgo
      @NativeVirgo 11 месяцев назад +1

      I'm growing two of these plants and I'm a Chef as well. Hopefully one day I can say I've grown and eaten my own delisciosa fruit

    • @loudy12
      @loudy12 10 месяцев назад +1

      Underrated comment we got here

  • @mdjayebarabiapple7110
    @mdjayebarabiapple7110 Год назад +67

    Dis is how u know she a dangerous one 😭 she too experienced 🤣

  • @ElaheH12
    @ElaheH12 Год назад +65

    “We don’t want a burn mouth” at the end cracked me up 😂😂

  • @tiffanyharris5331
    @tiffanyharris5331 14 дней назад

    ayo what she mean she choose maturity today she’s about to do some gulp gulp😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @MrsAlmightyKey
    @MrsAlmightyKey Год назад +54

    Today I did not chose maturity when she said "we have 3 of them" I instantly went "yep, guess one for each hole!' 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @barka2818
    @barka2818 Год назад +119

    I’ve never been so happy to have a “slight curve” in my life 😂😂

  • @rickyarnold405
    @rickyarnold405 2 года назад +94

    Her:”we love a slight curve”
    Me:Runs to comment section😂

  • @McDonwald
    @McDonwald 11 дней назад

    “I dont want to burn my mouth” *begins chewing on a habanero*

  • @mfriedrich2012
    @mfriedrich2012 Год назад +55

    Of course, she bought three 💀
    Goddammit ladies.

  • @koffee911
    @koffee911 10 месяцев назад +568

    “We’re gonna choose maturity today”
    Immediately followed by
    “I have three of them”
    🤣🤣💀💀💀

    • @tumatauenga6433
      @tumatauenga6433 8 месяцев назад +9

      How is that immature?

    • @pauldewees7571
      @pauldewees7571 8 месяцев назад +1

      Air tight liberal?

    • @KeruToL
      @KeruToL 8 месяцев назад +1

      Math isn’t immature.

    • @doremysheep7864
      @doremysheep7864 7 месяцев назад

      Pls explain. At least 3 of us don't understand

    • @doremysheep7864
      @doremysheep7864 7 месяцев назад

      Apparently 500+ ppl understand the joke

  • @Nekuzuu
    @Nekuzuu Год назад +1889

    “According to that beautiful lady”
    💀💀😭😭
    “From another planet”
    WHAT THE FUCK 1.7K LIKES?! TYSM

    • @PLEASURE_MeMe
      @PLEASURE_MeMe 11 месяцев назад

      I was done after that one😂.

    • @gorgonw
      @gorgonw 10 месяцев назад

      And when she said that ,I was wondering which planet it came from?!😂😂😂😂😂

    • @donnaperez4415
      @donnaperez4415 10 месяцев назад

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @Haze2121
      @Haze2121 10 месяцев назад

      Imagine saying “Thank you so much” after getting likes on a comment 😂💀 “TYSM” acting like it actually affects your life is crazy 🤦‍♂️

    • @Nekuzuu
      @Nekuzuu 10 месяцев назад

      @@Haze2121 I’m allowed to say what i want I don’t want to start some beef

  • @laurelb9413
    @laurelb9413 6 месяцев назад +2

    Do not tease me again, Lydia. This is a threat.

  • @leannerath6577
    @leannerath6577 11 месяцев назад +285

    I had this plant while growing up. it's from a Monstera deliciosa plant. it is also called the fruit salad plant. it's so delicious.

    • @amazingautumn12
      @amazingautumn12 11 месяцев назад +4

      Where can we buy it?

    • @e2thepi
      @e2thepi 11 месяцев назад +9

      Thanks for mentioning that! I kept thinking it looked like the fruit of these tropical plants I have in my yard that remind me of that plant.

    • @charleneblack2792
      @charleneblack2792 10 месяцев назад +10

      Thank you for posting the name. I've been searching the comments for days. I'm out of food and water, but your comment will allow me to finally climb back out. You saved my life!

    • @hisexcellency916
      @hisexcellency916 10 месяцев назад +3

      You’re a hero

    • @JohnSmith-nj4zq
      @JohnSmith-nj4zq 10 месяцев назад +13

      If it's unripe, it's like a monster in your mouth. But when it's ripe, it's delicious. Monstera Deliciosa.

  • @haileythurston6280
    @haileythurston6280 Год назад +47

    These are from the monstera plant. They taste like a piña colada. However, you must wait for the outer shell to fall off on its own. It not only burns if eaten unripe, it contains lots of cyanide.

  • @julannghanem8763
    @julannghanem8763 Год назад +1067

    If you eat one of those, and they’re not ripe, you can literally die

    • @dzejla_
      @dzejla_ Год назад +35

      that's literally what she said

    • @trevhhan-mf5ry
      @trevhhan-mf5ry Год назад +9

      Facts

    • @TheOne21231
      @TheOne21231 Год назад +8

      Yoooooo bet?!

    • @KikiALDC
      @KikiALDC Год назад +53

      ​@@dzejla_ she said it will burn your mouth

    • @GabrielGrogg-gn4ip
      @GabrielGrogg-gn4ip Год назад +7

      How badly too and is it like just setting it in your mouth will burn it?

  • @Snackmuncher-u8o
    @Snackmuncher-u8o 8 месяцев назад

    “It has a slight curve”
    Mwehehehe THATS WHAT SHE SAID! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

  • @ThomasBayton
    @ThomasBayton Год назад +238

    She know what she was doing bro 💀

  • @jafizz6505
    @jafizz6505 Год назад +19

    “Interesting shape”
    AYO 💀💀💀

  • @IJUSTMET_ADHEMZ_INSOFISTADIUM
    @IJUSTMET_ADHEMZ_INSOFISTADIUM Год назад +128

    “It has a nice shape” 💀
    “You know we love a slight curve” 💀
    “We chose maturity today”💀💀💀

  • @Visible.7
    @Visible.7 8 месяцев назад

    An interesting shape got me dying 😂

  • @seek.to.sea.divinity
    @seek.to.sea.divinity 11 месяцев назад +161

    Legend has it, she's still waiting for it to ripen.

    • @patti_xoxo3931
      @patti_xoxo3931 11 месяцев назад

      ruclips.net/user/shorts0KIgzRyEo68?si=5H9BkuW9BdCrfzwA it’s not even worth it 💀

    • @user-jo3ug9ov1v
      @user-jo3ug9ov1v 11 месяцев назад +3

      She ain't wait long for that curve dog!

    • @sideshowbob1524
      @sideshowbob1524 10 месяцев назад

      @@user-jo3ug9ov1v🤣🤣

  • @Kage_Nichole1
    @Kage_Nichole1 2 года назад +235

    When she said we love a slight curve I hit the like button😂 😂

    • @Pynkfoxx_
      @Pynkfoxx_ 2 года назад +1

      I did tooo 💁🏽‍♀️ 😂

    • @SmileyGirl4L
      @SmileyGirl4L 2 года назад +1

      Same

    • @alphaberryxo
      @alphaberryxo 2 года назад

      Ditto

    • @Defiaxt
      @Defiaxt 2 года назад

      All y’all bold. Y’all can get da 🍖

  • @TheTrainMaster15
    @TheTrainMaster15 Год назад +300

    “We love a slight curve”
    I’m in with a chance boys 🥲