11:30 as an adult who bought a really cute elephant plush, yes they should have fur. And technically they do, they just don’t have a lot of it. It’s more similar in spacing to leg hair.
@@marilynlucero9363 well i know there are plushies of people, for example where i live we have a girlband for toddlers and children and theres plushies of them
3:35 I know why this happens! When the store shelving gets moved around for a remodel, poles usually aren't accounted for in their plans so you get THESE. You'd think store managers and whoever draws up the remodel plans would think about the literal structures holding up the ceilings but NOPE! Sincerely, Someone who's worked at two different Walmarts during two separate renovations
In all fairness, the bullet at 6:00 hasn't been fired, it still has the casing. So I bet the case could protect from a bullet somebody threw at it 🤷🏻♂️
Nah, that's just a new type of a bullet. You prime it by shooting another bullet at the primer. How it ends up hitting something in the first place, though, is up for guessing.
In his defence not everyone exactly knows how a bullet works even when they know, they don't really know the most basic of things. Like the bullet separates from the case. Still caseless bullet or bulletless case hahahaha even better when it's on a crime investigation channel as a dedicated ad to the channel itself and it's a flying bullet in its case. Everytime I see it I keep hoping for the episode someone throws a bullet at someone hahaha
@@LeviathanRX came here to make a comment about the bullet being in the casing. Oh well someone did it, might as well make a portal turret reference... Omg someone did that too, what is left for me? 🤣
4:13 Fun fact: A QR-Code has an integrated restore missing data algorithm. Sometimes up to 50% of the data can be restored. So maybe the Code is still readable.
The problem is only real time you can scan this is you aren't already waiting where it's supposed to pull in is when the door is open and people are leaving out of it.
5:13 arguably isn't crappy design at all. the words on the shirt are a quote from Hamilton musical ("I'm just like my country - I'm young scrappy and hungry"), so they fit well with the musical theater theme.
Many people (such as myself) wouldn't get the reference, so it just seems like the kid is neglected and whoever made them wear that shirt is rubbing it in the kid's face. That's what I got out of the post anyway.
11:14 you have to click the wiper once immediately after you turn off the engine then they will go to the straight up position so you can fold them out, It’s because seeing the wipers is considered an eyesore so they hide them under the view of the driver
41st time asking:get all the narrators together in like a discord call and review r/justguysbeing dudes together. Like get Emkay crew, the EZPZ guys,Damien of DeeLee,all of them. Even Lexi.
And before anyone calls me out, Ask EmKay is included in the EmKay gang,OG Slazo is included,as are the editors,and although Lexi may not be a guy,she is still one of the guys.
Elephants do have hair. They might not be fuzzy or soft like other mammals, but they're still considered mammals because they have the hair in the first place.
There’s a crappy design that’s already been on this channel (and an r/notmyjob thumbnail) where they tried to yassify Nald’s McDo-I mean McDonald’s, but ended up accidentally getting NSFW
0:29 ah i know what it means, M for mario, E for Electronic, The griller is quite simple, it's a baby stroller, another M for mushroom, oh forgor O for Osea, R for round, Sale for.... Seal, Hotdog for a big thicc giant veiny sauce, I for impact, A for the fact that you've peaked in high school , L for ligma, and the last Day for Yaw
I have to say...the editing for these videos seem more and more inconsistent. Some of these videos being edited feels like r/Crappydesign or r/Mildlyinfuriating as the outro got short, and now doesn't exist at all. Talking with other folks who watch with me also point this out with me. If it is possible, could we have an outro like it used to be, say, like a couple months back? Yeah... also that random intro music replaying towards the end...what is going on with the quality control?
They said that they did it to increase watch time, because there's not point in having something if most people are going to skip past it. Most people are here to look at memes without one of those stupid tts channels. also the thing at the end is credits for people working on the videos.
3:41 That's not store's fault. The corporation has a set width for each aisle, and a set width for the middle roadways. No matter what, those poles will *never* tessellate with any store's aisles.
11:05 To be fair, this is still the same to this day; there is a way to turn them off so the are essentially "mid wipe" which is how you are supposed to do it when washing/changing/lifting them to avoid freezing.
4:45 I can't even tell if the mammoth or at least the background is just yoinked from skyrim, the graphics, art style and landscape are extremely similar
I’m working on it! Building a massive boat that can fit two of all animals and many people takes a long ass time!!!
cheesus holy pasta how many people are named noah these days
@@isappycracks Noah-body knows.
@@Punky_TallKnightStan Noah-boaty knows
dude it's fine take your time
"THANKS"
11:30 as an adult who bought a really cute elephant plush, yes they should have fur. And technically they do, they just don’t have a lot of it. It’s more similar in spacing to leg hair.
Yeah and I bet there's people that have more hair than elephants.
I guess thats why they protect their exposed skin with mud.
Imagine Elephant plushies with fur spaced out similar to leg hair.
@@marilynlucero9363 imagine human plushies that are exceedingly fluffy on the legs
@@marjoleinvanstraelen5925 Horrifying, lol.
Don't those plushies already exist somewhere?
@@marilynlucero9363 well i know there are plushies of people, for example where i live we have a girlband for toddlers and children and theres plushies of them
3:35 I know why this happens!
When the store shelving gets moved around for a remodel, poles usually aren't accounted for in their plans so you get THESE.
You'd think store managers and whoever draws up the remodel plans would think about the literal structures holding up the ceilings but NOPE!
Sincerely,
Someone who's worked at two different Walmarts during two separate renovations
In all fairness, the bullet at 6:00 hasn't been fired, it still has the casing. So I bet the case could protect from a bullet somebody threw at it 🤷🏻♂️
Nah, that's just a new type of a bullet. You prime it by shooting another bullet at the primer.
How it ends up hitting something in the first place, though, is up for guessing.
Portal Turrets be like
I was about to say that, if you're gonna make an ad with a bullet, at least make sure the round is fired first.
In his defence not everyone exactly knows how a bullet works even when they know, they don't really know the most basic of things. Like the bullet separates from the case.
Still caseless bullet or bulletless case hahahaha even better when it's on a crime investigation channel as a dedicated ad to the channel itself and it's a flying bullet in its case. Everytime I see it I keep hoping for the episode someone throws a bullet at someone hahaha
@@LeviathanRX came here to make a comment about the bullet being in the casing. Oh well someone did it, might as well make a portal turret reference...
Omg someone did that too, what is left for me? 🤣
7:44 absolutely obliterated me, thank you jack
I can feel myself being disintegrated when I hear that echo xD
4:13
Fun fact:
A QR-Code has an integrated restore missing data algorithm. Sometimes up to 50% of the data can be restored. So maybe the Code is still readable.
The problem is only real time you can scan this is you aren't already waiting where it's supposed to pull in is when the door is open and people are leaving out of it.
5:13 arguably isn't crappy design at all. the words on the shirt are a quote from Hamilton musical ("I'm just like my country - I'm young scrappy and hungry"), so they fit well with the musical theater theme.
i think he thought if u didnt zoom in it looked like it said "young, crappy, and hungry".
I'd say the crappy design is that the S is nearly invisible
Anything based on musical theater is automatically crappy.
Many people (such as myself) wouldn't get the reference, so it just seems like the kid is neglected and whoever made them wear that shirt is rubbing it in the kid's face. That's what I got out of the post anyway.
It's because the S in scrappy isn't visible
“Young Scrappy and Hungry” is a Hamilton line so it actually fits the Music Theater Camp ad really well
0:44 Editor tapped onto Spamton's way of speech
hodog
@@fozian9591 hodog
11:14 you have to click the wiper once immediately after you turn off the engine then they will go to the straight up position so you can fold them out, It’s because seeing the wipers is considered an eyesore so they hide them under the view of the driver
Yah this is how my car works, 2018 Elantra Gt
41st time asking:get all the narrators together in like a discord call and review r/justguysbeing dudes together. Like get Emkay crew, the EZPZ guys,Damien of DeeLee,all of them. Even Lexi.
And before anyone calls me out, Ask EmKay is included in the EmKay gang,OG Slazo is included,as are the editors,and although Lexi may not be a guy,she is still one of the guys.
I love this concept
And specially abt Lexi.
My idea would be like an annual get-together
Like
The "special emkay video that releases once a year"
@pear gaming 4st time
6:08 Obuv are shoes in czech language. But it doesnt help, because the sign is now "Shoes I shoe shoes"
6:42 Worse, it's approved by the Department of Education. You'd think the DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION would know how to COUNT.
Elephants do have hair. They might not be fuzzy or soft like other mammals, but they're still considered mammals because they have the hair in the first place.
Also the arguably more important aspect of being a mammal, breastfeeding their young.
@@KyleRichter34 Thank you.
Everyone laughing until it turns out that the air cooler is actually a reality warping SCP
Ykw as long as it cools the air I don’t even care
At that point 2b2t players would've end crystal'd it to death.
It's weird just seeing a straight up black background in an emkay vid
I just realized why the video looked strange. Thanks for pointing out why!
Dark mode! Just add some light gray EmKay hands and viola!
@@TheJoshCarl now that would look great
10:57 OI that's my post!
My life has been accomplished
“Last time I checked elephants didn’t have fur.”
Man’s never heard of a mammoth 💀
Well mammoths aren't elephants, so...
@@timburlingame5893 what they are
5:57 they included the entire cartridge, not just the projectile XD
Here at Aperture Science we fire the whole bullet, that's 65 percent more bullet per bullet
Jack, you aren’t chaotic neutral. You’re chaotic chaos.
5:49 ~ whoa, hey now, I'd like to know what firearm shoots an entire .357 magnum casing (instead of the bullet) without even striking the primer.
Cave Johnson here 05:47 here at Aperture we fire the whole bullet, thats 65% more bullet per bullet.
4:27 it says Techno Pizza. Btw I can read this stuff really well, even if it doesn't really make sense to others
3:40 It’s harder to get them to move by ramming the cart into them.
4:39 technopizzica. they're using methods used in optical illusions (namely specific perspective) but even considering that its still nonsense
There’s a crappy design that’s already been on this channel (and an r/notmyjob thumbnail) where they tried to yassify Nald’s McDo-I mean McDonald’s, but ended up accidentally getting NSFW
Is it the one the had the M right next to "Yass"
8:36 something tells me he/she is secretly a squid or an octopus
If you don’t get this, we’re not friends
Hello friend!
It looks like the text in Splatoon
woomy :}
The "Life is a like a mystery box" shirt isn't that crappy
I'd wear it
0:45 since when was Spam G. Spamton a part of your cast?
The bullet one becomes even funnier when you realise that it's the casing that's flying towards the phone
3:41
Have something like that in our local Goodwill, just a pole taking up a random isle.
captions:The DOGGY SWORD!!!!
4:49
That "Young, Scrappy and Hungry" shirt may be a reference to the piece "(Not Throwing Away) My Shot" from the Hamilton musical.
It's because the S in scrappy isn't visible. So it's "young, crappy and hungry". The post was criticizing the photo they used, not the shirt.
Elephants do indeed have hair. Kinda one of those defining features of mammals and all.
0:44 that's how I imagined Spamton G Spamton would talk
0:23 I think the sale is for memorial day.
0:29 ah i know what it means, M for mario, E for Electronic, The griller is quite simple, it's a baby stroller, another M for mushroom, oh forgor O for Osea, R for round, Sale for.... Seal, Hotdog for a big thicc giant veiny sauce, I for impact, A for the fact that you've peaked in high school , L for ligma, and the last Day for Yaw
?
@@jfashion04 good question
@@jfashion04 i dont know bro i think thats some kind of curse
@@isappycracks I am permanently cursed bc of the local burger King
@@KleinFlinching oh let me guess you also ate the huge pork leg?
7:59 The 1% extracting undue money from the poor be like:
0:57 it makes sense why that would be in Spain… except the S is silent.
spin
@@fozian9591 sorry, I meant S.
3:12 i appreciate the ''imperial personnel only'' sign
0:30
This about gave him a seizure.
I have to say...the editing for these videos seem more and more inconsistent. Some of these videos being edited feels like r/Crappydesign or r/Mildlyinfuriating as the outro got short, and now doesn't exist at all. Talking with other folks who watch with me also point this out with me. If it is possible, could we have an outro like it used to be, say, like a couple months back? Yeah... also that random intro music replaying towards the end...what is going on with the quality control?
They said that they did it to increase watch time, because there's not point in having something if most people are going to skip past it. Most people are here to look at memes without one of those stupid tts channels. also the thing at the end is credits for people working on the videos.
My apologies, I didn't know what you meant, that's weird about the end lol
There’s no Credits at the end so it’s also Crappy design
The random music throughout the whole video is very distracting and also really annoying. As someone who is Neurodivergent it is very distracting
3:38 My local Walmart has at least 3 of these. Like, who tf thought that was a good idea??
3:42 You can jump over the people that stay still in the aisles. You cannot do this with the poles.
I feel like he would be AMAZING at advertising
5:59 it's also an entire round, with the shell still on.
Must be a portal reference.
3:41 That's not store's fault. The corporation has a set width for each aisle, and a set width for the middle roadways. No matter what, those poles will *never* tessellate with any store's aisles.
This.
6:00 "We fire the whole bullet. That's 65% more bullet per bullet!"
0:33 Jack went completely Mr. Crooker right there.
Jay is pure chaos
3:00 hey it's Brazil
6:10 I HEEL shoes I saw it like immediately. (This only works if it's a shoe repair shop- or does shoe repair ig- but I think it's hella cool)
0:18 Yeah, I knew you were Spamton since always.
1:26 Ahh yes, I love going to the Shit Bar
0:17 *this is where things is going none-sense*
Ooooo that ending is fittingly funny.
Tuche editor, tuche.
7:49 is my absolute favorite part.
3:00 and the fact that its obviously 2 different people doesnt help
7:47 i got an ad at this time and it made it so much better lol
I loved the music kicking into high gear on the last post, can we keep this as a recurring part of the video?
The "H O T D O G" is just mmmmm
We need a video of the emkay crew saying random and werid stuff in one video
5:19 -Cries in Hamilton-
11:05 To be fair, this is still the same to this day; there is a way to turn them off so the are essentially "mid wipe" which is how you are supposed to do it when washing/changing/lifting them to avoid freezing.
2:00 Mummy me&! Here we go again...
Underrated
I kind of want "Young, Crappy and Hungry" on a shirt.
It speaks to me.
Dark background?? Ooooooooo. Emkay videos coming in dark mode now.
Edit: the complete lack of an end was jarring.
Lately, my baby half brother has been obsessed with picking up sticks. He would LOVE those shoes there near the end of the video.
Lol, I've been to a school with that poster and I was very confused. (At 7:50)
I was litreally confused about what was missing about the video, the thing missing was apperantly the background. Really weird to see them not use it.
People were bitching about it being "too bright"
@@decepticusprevails Bruh was that actually the reason why they removed it?
11:30 Let’s genetically engineer Wooly Mammoths back into existence like Jurassic Park
5:13 that’s perfectly acceptable though? I mean they might get sued for copyright, but the shirt’s still theatre related 😭
My entire childhood has been ryined by this thumbnail and I will now go through a mid life crisis. Thanks Emkay!
4:45 I can't even tell if the mammoth or at least the background is just yoinked from skyrim, the graphics, art style and landscape are extremely similar
Damn i come home and immediately emjay uploads?
Sick
4:40 I play this game, none of those are dinosaurs. First one is a hybrid, which doesn't count.
8:09 looks to be in Sweden. Swedish text.
Also i have seen that type of Price signs in the backround. I would Guess Dollarstore or Rusta?
No not the boot the *BOAT*
Never been so early to an emkay video excellent luck 👌👌👍👍
Oh my gosh I saw the same “Raw Kids” thing at Target today!🤣
this video feels unfinished, like we weren't supposed to see it
4:45: The 3 'dinosaurs' listed there are:
The Scorpious Rex (Jurassic World)
Mammoth
idk
The elephant plushy thing... I'm fine with that one. What did they want, one made with leather or something? That ain't cuddly.
I miss the intros and the fan art outros 🥺
1:18
The funniest thing is that "merde" in italian means "shits"
7:47
This sign is in my school hallway, I need to pass it everyday to get to class, and it annoys me to all hell. LIKE WHY IS THE E SO STRETCHED!?
6:02
this isn't crappy design, the phone is being shot at by an aperture science brand turret ©
0:03 I can hear Steve from GN yelling in pain from here
what did they expect the elephant plushy to be made of? leather? cozy...
At least the mirror came out even on both ends around the frame! 😕
Those little coolers at 3:45 kick ass ngl. Like the ad is awful but those little dudes pack a bit of punch
I need to see a r/crappydesign special feature on the Fillmore East posters of Bonnie MacLean.
5:25 Is the Habsburg look in again?
The advertisement at the beginning of the video was for a Memorial Day sale. As a graphic designer I’m disappointed but not surprised.
Bruh how do people manage to do this
10:14 I aspire to be this flexible
0:28 took me a bit but its tryna say "memorial day"
"Merde" means shit in French XD
6:11 maybe it’s like “I heal shoes”
0:26
it took me 10 minutes but it says: MEMORIAL DAY
I’m happy I’m watching a early emkay video