My Name Is Giovanni Giorgio

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  • Опубликовано: 12 янв 2025

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  • @nicolaismirnov5496
    @nicolaismirnov5496 2 года назад +245

    - Hey Mario, look, a rocket!
    - How cute Guido, now shut up and shoot

  • @flopaflop420
    @flopaflop420 2 года назад +349

    "Luigi, we are overwhelmed by these rocket bastards! How are we able to stop them?"
    "Don't worry Gunter! I will unleash the pizza delivery truck!"

    • @italian_rider
      @italian_rider 2 года назад +2

      what is Gunter? I live in Italy and literally no one is called Gunter, call him "Gennarino" that is waaay better

    • @saftheini1221
      @saftheini1221 2 года назад +2

      @@italian_rider Günther is a german name. The Jagdtiger is a german tank

    • @italian_rider
      @italian_rider 2 года назад

      @@saftheini1221 ohhhh, got it now, thanks (and sorry)

    • @unknownz1238
      @unknownz1238 2 года назад

      Luigi: Keiner Tank ist gute Tank
      (Sorry for bad German adjective endings if there wrong I’m still learning)

  • @cheesyfromindonesia9969
    @cheesyfromindonesia9969 2 года назад +641

    That stinky italian howitzer gun carrier is the most annoying thing I ever encountered today, litterly 2 dudes with this thing spawn camping my team in realistic battles, good god!

  • @dsggrs
    @dsggrs 2 года назад +225

    8 пулевых ранений в голову, но мозг не задет.

    • @dudka_i
      @dudka_i 2 года назад

      У человека гаубица над еблищем стреляет, ты думаешь ему не похуй на какую то там ракетку?

    • @germantigerh1heavytank814
      @germantigerh1heavytank814 2 года назад +4

      can't have brain damage if there is none

  • @obsidianjane4413
    @obsidianjane4413 2 года назад +93

    Wood armor is best armor.
    I mean you don't expect Gaijin to actually test anything before releasing it. What would the devs do if they didn't add to their catalog of bugs?

  • @HasvenWorld
    @HasvenWorld 2 года назад +12

    "Ay, Vinny, ya feel somethin'?"
    "Just the wind, huh. C'mon, I heard Tony's making gabagool."

  • @jdrdoom3705
    @jdrdoom3705 2 года назад +71

    You see, the italians, in their genius, didnt even came to work, so you cant actually hit them.

    • @alessandrodolce5118
      @alessandrodolce5118 2 года назад +3

      Ok lol

    • @MegaXxfirexx
      @MegaXxfirexx 2 года назад +7

      As an Italian can confirm

    • @MegaXxfirexx
      @MegaXxfirexx 2 года назад

      @@w0s0griffin you see every shot we did we injected the German soldiers to tomato sauce ultimately making them italian

  • @K1nguly4
    @K1nguly4 2 года назад +279

    сильнейшая броня - это её отсутствие

    • @a7v976
      @a7v976 2 года назад +14

      As a wise man once said: "No armor is best armor."

    • @nanupocuM
      @nanupocuM 2 года назад +2

      Лучшая броня это броня с воздушной прослойкой, но иногда она распологаеться так
      Воздух а потом воздух

  • @CobraDBlade
    @CobraDBlade 2 года назад +72

    Truly, a weapon to surpass Metal Gear.

  • @julek5570
    @julek5570 2 года назад +54

    it has so little armor that the rocket goes through

    • @Deuce_and_a_half
      @Deuce_and_a_half 2 года назад +9

      Well yes, but even though the soldiers have no armour except their helmets, I'd expect them to liquify once a rocket has passed through them.

    • @BoomchacleV0
      @BoomchacleV0 2 года назад

      You can see the calliope rockets exploding in the hit camera

  • @captainremington5109
    @captainremington5109 2 года назад +31

    Did you know, the commander controls the machine gun? Not the guy holding it.

    • @Deuce_and_a_half
      @Deuce_and_a_half 2 года назад +2

      Wow that hilarious 😆

    • @cheese_walker
      @cheese_walker 2 года назад +2

      yes he dies frequently and its quite funny to shoot the mg

  • @LilithFonGyotte
    @LilithFonGyotte 2 года назад +14

    These RPG games: Miss, miss, evaded, parry

  • @KuroHebi
    @KuroHebi 2 года назад +2

    - "How much armor so you want, Mateo?".
    - "No, Paolo.".

  • @BaoNee
    @BaoNee 2 года назад +13

    Explain this nonsense, Gaijin

    • @tao6188
      @tao6188 2 года назад +4

      armor isn't thick enough ti trigger the rocket's fuse

    • @felixsteiner1295
      @felixsteiner1295 2 года назад +9

      @@tao6188 but will still rip neck or flesh if real life. Purely gaijin problemo.

    • @BaoNee
      @BaoNee 2 года назад

      @@tao6188 wut? :)))

    • @BaoNee
      @BaoNee 2 года назад +1

      @@felixsteiner1295 yeah this make sense

    • @dinonuggiesguy4847
      @dinonuggiesguy4847 2 года назад +4

      Italian men strong

  • @thefishpilot8358
    @thefishpilot8358 2 года назад +9

    It’s a good day to play the Flakpanzer 1

  • @realmupke
    @realmupke 2 года назад +13

    enjoy it while it lasts guys

    • @obsidianjane4413
      @obsidianjane4413 2 года назад +3

      Considering Gaijin, it could be broken for months.

    • @yeee2709
      @yeee2709 2 года назад

      @@obsidianjane4413 nah. Nah. They fixed it as far as I read, but graphics problems from February are still kickin it

  • @HumphreyHorsehead
    @HumphreyHorsehead 2 года назад +7

    And they still havent fixed the years old bug where the second cannon for the R3 T106 just deletes half your HEAT shells.

  • @darrellhartanto4428
    @darrellhartanto4428 2 года назад +51

    Is it me or after the update it seems the damage model soo broken. In the armor protection analysis too. A 500gr APHEBC explodes beside a gunner head and no damage..

    • @clausroquefort9545
      @clausroquefort9545 2 года назад +5

      it's super broken, i have been shooting the swedish bofors truck with 122mm HE which IRL would spread the truck across the road, in warthunder it took THREE shells to knock out all the crew because apparently a car door can stop artillery shells.
      I was not even shooting at the one single sheet of armor at the front.

    • @PiaDoBan
      @PiaDoBan 2 года назад +7

      after the update the hole game is broken, for some reason all the hard word is now made on a single core on my CPU, one is at 100% wille the other 3 are just chilling out at 20%

    • @sharathguddad4544
      @sharathguddad4544 2 года назад

      I have seen Opposite effect. 666gram APHECBC explodes in the engine of M26 in the back and the crew dies.

    • @adrianalavez4140
      @adrianalavez4140 2 года назад

      gaijin broke the game again, so it's gonna be a while before they fix it 😂

    • @SlaaneshsBestBoy
      @SlaaneshsBestBoy 2 года назад

      it's because he is wearing a helmet

  • @KarBof0S
    @KarBof0S 2 года назад +1

    Protectiono fromo pasto, Italiano inventiono
    Новинко итальяно разработко - макароно защито, не пробиваемо никакой снарядо

  • @giovannirizzo5097
    @giovannirizzo5097 2 года назад +2

    The Italian guy are immortal because they have got the pizza power

  • @richardfeliciano8885
    @richardfeliciano8885 2 года назад +1

    that tank is using "Shaori" to absorb the impact

  • @jacklarkson4505
    @jacklarkson4505 2 года назад +1

    doesnt matter how many updates they add.
    no armor always the best fucking armor.

  • @AiTsukimiya
    @AiTsukimiya 2 года назад +1

    This tank is plated with rolled ravioli armor

  • @grantforester1864
    @grantforester1864 2 года назад +1

    Italian nuke truck my beloved

  • @raymundochavarria4055
    @raymundochavarria4055 2 года назад +1

    Nowhounder everybody came after me with spite, this thing is broken.

  • @ニシロー-o5b
    @ニシロー-o5b 2 года назад +1

    GIOGIO's Bizarre Adventure

  • @ahmetsertkaya5641
    @ahmetsertkaya5641 2 года назад +2

    crew is buggy but missle is normal, it need 10mm armour for explode and door is only 1 mm. its like a aphe bullet penetrates a tree or concrete fence and don't exploses

    • @pretzelbomb6105
      @pretzelbomb6105 2 года назад

      If only the developers remember that a missile penetrating a human in any capacity will cause issues for them.

  • @PS-yf3pi
    @PS-yf3pi 2 года назад +6

    You said it by yourself, no armor is the best armor 😎😁

    • @PS-yf3pi
      @PS-yf3pi 2 года назад +1

      And tony stark created altron to put suite of armors around the world, he should have known better that no armor is the best armor 😂

    • @tankman1902
      @tankman1902 2 года назад

      @@PS-yf3pi no armor better than plot armor ;)

  • @joshualasut3849
    @joshualasut3849 2 года назад +1

    overpen probably

  • @Palmtop_User
    @Palmtop_User 2 года назад

    This is essentially a payday dodge build in war thunder

  • @wacky_duck1095
    @wacky_duck1095 2 года назад +1

    Giorgio the armoured

  • @xflashu8075
    @xflashu8075 2 года назад +1

    that one guy watching this without knowing about war thunder

  • @daledefreitas8093
    @daledefreitas8093 2 года назад +6

    Every update warthunder gets more broken:)

    • @7U57HTJRYGHG
      @7U57HTJRYGHG 2 года назад

      And still people keep clamoring for more shit that will break the game even further

  • @expiredpotato1454
    @expiredpotato1454 2 года назад

    To severe the Italy gun carrier. Just make sure you put Pineapple on Pizza.
    It will automatically destroys every single Italian troops around you.

  • @nautilusaf2129
    @nautilusaf2129 2 года назад +1

    It’s always like that with new tanks. Company strategy.

  • @noturaveragehondacivic
    @noturaveragehondacivic 2 года назад

    Now thats some ballistic "equipment"

  • @monikaried6959
    @monikaried6959 2 года назад +2

    Ich liebe deine Videos

  • @PolarBear69o
    @PolarBear69o 2 года назад +4

    gaijin nerfed the hell out of HEAT in the last update

  • @ArtypNk
    @ArtypNk 2 года назад

    You know what they say:
    Milk truck don't give a fuck.

  • @Styrofoam-ee
    @Styrofoam-ee 2 года назад

    Little do you know the Italians have developed a technology so advanced that mere rockets pass through them like the Terminator, you thought that was a fake movie, no; it was all a Jedi mind trick.

  • @brushi9448
    @brushi9448 2 года назад +1

    no armor = best armor

  • @corsairsofnarshaddaa
    @corsairsofnarshaddaa 2 года назад +1

    Looks like Imma need to bring this up to top tier to counter ATGMs

  • @QwerYT4819
    @QwerYT4819 2 года назад +1

    italian bias confirmed

  • @abuzik4092
    @abuzik4092 2 года назад +9

    Italian bias?

  • @a_makarov
    @a_makarov 2 года назад +16

    The truth is - the game was rigged from the start

  • @kylesumpter5561
    @kylesumpter5561 2 года назад

    It's there pasta lined flack jackets!

  • @a7v976
    @a7v976 2 года назад +1

    ..Mussoliniun?

  • @arcroyal1258
    @arcroyal1258 2 года назад

    Reinforced pizza bread armour (ERA toppings)

  • @lordterra1377
    @lordterra1377 2 года назад

    I'm amazed they could even code grass.... This Dev is such a joke.

  • @cValker
    @cValker 2 года назад

    I swear if they survive a 380 mm shell i will lose it.

  • @hiroaoki4763
    @hiroaoki4763 2 года назад

    Crewmen: "NANOMACHINES SON"

  • @TheArchaos
    @TheArchaos 2 года назад

    Working as intended.

  • @somebritishguy8022
    @somebritishguy8022 2 года назад

    Welp...........
    Someone sure ate all their pizza!

  • @tank7378
    @tank7378 2 года назад

    Spagheti crew got good game chair

  • @koty051
    @koty051 2 года назад +2

    War thunder very realistic game

  • @lighter_37
    @lighter_37 2 года назад +2

    Я не давно на стрв попал в боеукладку этой штуке и боеукладка только пожелтела...

  • @PurelyHyperbolic
    @PurelyHyperbolic 2 года назад

    The Weakest Italian Gunner vs The Strongest British Soldier

  • @Olimpico-hn4eu
    @Olimpico-hn4eu 2 года назад

    My name is giorno Giovanni, i have a dream

  • @_vasty3776
    @_vasty3776 2 года назад

    Ah yes, war thunder the most realistic ww2 through cold war combat game there is

  • @shellcasing3112
    @shellcasing3112 2 года назад

    It’s funny how war thunder official made this into a short

  • @david_ivk961
    @david_ivk961 2 года назад +1

    No armour = best armour

  • @ZzVinniezZ
    @ZzVinniezZ 2 года назад

    Stalinium seem quiet after the introduction of Pizzanium

  • @joke3146
    @joke3146 2 года назад +6

    Noone from crew cares about your rockets

  • @ВладимирСуровый-к3ь

    No armor - best armor

  • @Aconcernedrifleman
    @Aconcernedrifleman 2 года назад

    It's moments like these that make me wonder how anyone can play War Thunder. I know I couldn't.

  • @Bijoux_DerWunderCatsen
    @Bijoux_DerWunderCatsen 2 года назад +1

    Itsa magic!

  • @Angelina-San
    @Angelina-San 2 года назад

    -Destroyed 2 balls

  • @cpresuttis
    @cpresuttis 2 года назад +1

    clearly they have supieror pasta armor then you do

  • @keistepanov5059
    @keistepanov5059 2 года назад +1

    Kono Jorujo Jobaani niva yume gaaru

  • @joshuawilson8371
    @joshuawilson8371 2 года назад

    Warthunder isn't fully released until 2040

  • @stanisawlibiszowski3890
    @stanisawlibiszowski3890 2 года назад

    *laughs in evil pizza*

  • @LilTachanka
    @LilTachanka 2 года назад

    i only hear this music in dankpods videos

  • @LeCharles07
    @LeCharles07 2 года назад

    No armor is best armor comrade.

  • @CoolBluBoi
    @CoolBluBoi 2 года назад

    Secret Italian Armor

  • @kittinanboontin1150
    @kittinanboontin1150 2 года назад

    They are super solider

  • @JohnDoe-fl1rl
    @JohnDoe-fl1rl 2 года назад

    This is why when people say that there is no bias and this game is "balanced", I laugh my ass off and promptly show them footage of shit surviving things that they flat out just shouldn't.

  • @Thedragonspinner
    @Thedragonspinner 2 года назад

    It’s a clear fact that people are less than 1mm of armor

  • @VivyX2
    @VivyX2 2 года назад

    another thing with that is it's fuel tank
    that thing can burn for literally forever of it has no ammo

  • @kiveskoira
    @kiveskoira 2 года назад

    We do a little bit of modding here

  • @eee_dalbaeb
    @eee_dalbaeb 2 года назад

    giorgo is in hat

  • @smu48
    @smu48 2 года назад

    Built different

  • @supergriz4673
    @supergriz4673 2 года назад

    Crew, my favorite armor

  • @corn8803
    @corn8803 2 года назад

    no armor, best armor

  • @laberdude
    @laberdude 2 года назад

    e-sport ready

  • @divineegelit4712
    @divineegelit4712 2 года назад

    Well as always: no amor=best amor

  • @NoOnesLikeMe
    @NoOnesLikeMe 2 года назад

    human armor, best armor

  • @piatas5646
    @piatas5646 2 года назад

    Pasta Technology

  • @RedDyess
    @RedDyess 2 года назад

    Last time i use Chi ha long gun using HE hit the driver did nothing

  • @erdembostanci6831
    @erdembostanci6831 2 года назад

    P R E M I U M T A N K

  • @mokongthe3856
    @mokongthe3856 2 года назад +3

    Finally an Italy buff

  • @yukariakiyama3059
    @yukariakiyama3059 2 года назад

    Marcelo, did you hear something?

  • @jamesblaine4185
    @jamesblaine4185 2 года назад

    The mighty spaghetti truck is my new favourite meme~mobile! My go to backup at 1.7 all the way to 6.3. Btw you can literally put bushes on its muzzle and hide the gun crew.

  • @itsalmostfun8567
    @itsalmostfun8567 2 года назад

    THE UPDATE IT HAS BUGS everywhere

  • @whena7_
    @whena7_ 2 года назад

    Pov he got ultra instick and sharingan🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @bo4enko
    @bo4enko 2 года назад +1

    IS THIS A FKN JOJO REFERENCE??!?!?!??!

  • @mateuszcirocki6492
    @mateuszcirocki6492 2 года назад

    i think gajin forgott to develope it correctly and it has a invisible wall with 500mm armour or something and its actually good becouse if they dont fix it you can still have a chance to survive

  • @gfdsakiller6607
    @gfdsakiller6607 2 года назад

    Finally Italian bias

  • @viduraherath4008
    @viduraherath4008 2 года назад +2

    Its because the crew are r technically like armour and the thickness is not enough to set the rocket off, its like firing hesh into aluminium foil, it wont fuse instead the foil break

  • @sazanchick4432
    @sazanchick4432 2 года назад

    Скрытая имба

  • @imaginethisinyt
    @imaginethisinyt 2 года назад

    And I'll say it again no armor best armor