Onision tried to sign up for SERE school and they teach you how to survive in the wilderness. Killing a bunny or an animal is one of the tasks in order to get food. Onision said “nah” and got kicked out. Another time, he said that he was humiliated in Basic when in reality he was being punished by doing pushups for something he did.
26:24 its hard to explain lore kinda but basically he claimed he did so well in the military he was offered a special training survival course bcs he was “high risk for kidnap” (surely this was all an elaborate cover up like bc what) and they were like hey kill and eat this bunny to survive and he was like nuh uh im a vegan or something and opted out idk its v convoluted
From my understanding, SERE school, otherwise knows as Survival Evasion Resistance and Escape school, is where they'll end up having them do that. It is not "high end" training, though it's not an easy school. Certain jobs require you to go through it and they will kick you out of the school, not the Navy for not doing that.99% of the time, they'll reassign you to 'Needs of the Navy" for whatever jobs need filled. I've known plenty of people while in who've had to do it. Many people have told me they're required to kill and eat some sort of small animal, mostly rabbits. So unless he got hurt and medically discharged while there, He was absolutely lying to cover something up.
@@Green_Bean_Machine js there are positive and negative parasocial relationships. I didn’t even know who John Sean is, I watch because mr Tom spins a good tale
It wasn't even that he impersonated and tried to defame Dream. No one gives a shit about that It was the way he constantly lied to his peers and friends , risking everyone's credibility and careers, not just his own
26:32 it's not basic, it's called survival training and it's high intensity and they have you kill a rabbit to eat it and survive. I dont think he would get close to being able to do that training though. If he failed out of basic they don't do anything like that there.
@@froggy5748 yeah, people do that on a day-to-day basis "I heard from my friend that.." "I saw this post that said..." "My brother said..." It's honestly so easy
My brother in Christ basic training has indeed changed over the years but onion is lying out his ass about the bunny. Killing animals is SEER shit. So unless ol boy was gonna be stacking bodies and already completed basic, that ain't happening. Think about the sheer quantity of rabbits we would need to have on hand if everyone had to kill one. Like there would be a whole MOS for "rabbit handler" military consistently tells you "don't fuck with the wild life" while in, you think they just start letting you kill shit before even outta basic?☠️☠️
plus the idea that “if you cant kill a bunny then the frontlines wont work out for you” is stupid because unless you’re trying to tell the soldiers to kill defenseless children, you’ll have much more reason to kill a guy trying to kill you than you will for some little rabbit
I definitely remember hearing him talk about going to special forces training and flunking because of the rabbit thing. I think he finished basic but discharged after
Grooming is illegal regardless of the state? Out of all the situations with those females (including Kai), the one with Sarah is the one he should’ve got charged for and probably had the most incriminating evidence to support her claims. Going to the internet (which gives him time to cover his tracks), and sending said evidence to Chris Hansen’s assistant(?) to sit idly for _months_ ruined that entire potential investigation.
Yeah the rabbit thing didn’t happen. I went through boot camp is just machine and learning to be a service memeber. The only way to get kicked out of Boot Camp is to get hurt to the point you can’t preform your duties or commit a crime.
28:16 as a Tape Man fan, I'm familiar with the Boulder King and his "redemption" arc. Didn't watch a vid of his until he purged it all and became a DVD critic.
It's really shitty how adults get a kick out of bullying teens and kids online. It's also pathetic in a way, like they are trying to be the bully they never got to be.
will never get how Nick's channel wasn't as big as John. I watched both at the time of the Onision downfall era, and honestly found them both to be equally as good content. very high bar for editing and telling the story of whatever video they made I was watching at the time.
10:00 cyrus does make music now, tbh its better than anything ive heard from any former youtuber. i am a very big fan of wifiskeleton (his current name) and ive been listening to him for like 4 years
Hansens kind of a big POS but i cant deny he has insanely good journalist skills. The way he was able to get all those predators to sit down and talk in front of cameras immediately after getting caught red handed always amazed me lmao
I'm so glad turkey tom is the only commentary channel I've ever watched. I have a deep hatred for this whole genre and world of terminally online shit but Tom is watchable to me because he doesnt take himself too seriously. so many of these commentary dudes think they're so cool and smart and tom just know this is all a bunch of stupid garbage
Can someone please explain to me wtf *Tom* is cheering & laughing about so enthusiastically? The video mentioned some dumb interview on some dumb Minecraft video or something, & then *Tom* just starts giggling while chanting "polycule" over & over again & cheering for the return of someone named "Chris"... 🤨 What?
Its nice seeing something with some actual commentary over it instead of just turkeytom getting his jynx on - watch whole video, say nothing but skBIDi and thank chat, now this is that good-good
If anything chris Hanson is just as bad as onision he lied about not telling the victims stories and did anyways without their consent just be famous or whatever again
TOM PLEASE, IM PRAYING TO THE SCARECROW FOR MORE NEVER GOON MERCH, I MISSED MY CHANCE BECAUSE I WAS BUSY RIZZING KAI CENAT'S GRANDMA PLEASE ALLOW ME THE BLESSING OF BUYING YOUR SUCCULENT PULLOVER 😭😭😭
Onision tried to sign up for SERE school and they teach you how to survive in the wilderness. Killing a bunny or an animal is one of the tasks in order to get food. Onision said “nah” and got kicked out. Another time, he said that he was humiliated in Basic when in reality he was being punished by doing pushups for something he did.
the type of guy to think the teachers had something against him when in reality, he wouldn't turn in assignments and would bring a knife to school
He got upset for getting punished? I’m currently in the Army and literally everyone back in basic was getting punished repeatedly 😂
26:24 its hard to explain lore kinda but basically he claimed he did so well in the military he was offered a special training survival course bcs he was “high risk for kidnap” (surely this was all an elaborate cover up like bc what) and they were like hey kill and eat this bunny to survive and he was like nuh uh im a vegan or something and opted out idk its v convoluted
From my understanding, SERE school, otherwise knows as Survival Evasion Resistance and Escape school, is where they'll end up having them do that. It is not "high end" training, though it's not an easy school. Certain jobs require you to go through it and they will kick you out of the school, not the Navy for not doing that.99% of the time, they'll reassign you to 'Needs of the Navy" for whatever jobs need filled. I've known plenty of people while in who've had to do it. Many people have told me they're required to kill and eat some sort of small animal, mostly rabbits. So unless he got hurt and medically discharged while there, He was absolutely lying to cover something up.
im gonna bet its a sapr case he was trying to cover up
Sounds realistic and it comes from a trustworthy source
i don't think so sergeant bro nah uh fluffy wabbits is where i draw the line ૮˶• - •˶ა
John Swan should not come back. The amount he kept doubling and tripling down to Nick has ruined any trust or credibility.
We shouldn't give any of these internet people any amount of credibility or trust anyway. It's just entertainment.
Don’t take it so seriously beta
@@Loafman-k5myou want swan back then? Gay
@@Green_Bean_Machine js there are positive and negative parasocial relationships. I didn’t even know who John Sean is, I watch because mr Tom spins a good tale
@@Loafman-k5mthere are no positive parasocial relationships. Sorry but you dont have a relationship with any youtuber my guy
I like my Tom drippy bruh
No way John swan is one of us Africans 😭
emphasis on south in south africa
Bro’s the embodiment of “We don’t claim him.”
@@sunflowertfNah he's not one of us
He's got just enough in him to get them curly cues
@@sunflowertf is South African not African?
1:04:37 disrespect towards Chima will not be tolerated Thomas Meleagris Gallopavo
we stand in SOLIDARITY with legends of chima✊✊✊✊
He thomas on my meleagris til I gallopavo
@ 🗣️🔥🔥
@@brianv9242 congratulations, you just turkeyed my tom
30:49 I'm an expert in feverishly gooning for hours.
Who up JDing they Vance to this one
What?
Put down the crack pipe you weirdo
It wasn't even that he impersonated and tried to defame Dream. No one gives a shit about that
It was the way he constantly lied to his peers and friends , risking everyone's credibility and careers, not just his own
26:32 it's not basic, it's called survival training and it's high intensity and they have you kill a rabbit to eat it and survive. I dont think he would get close to being able to do that training though. If he failed out of basic they don't do anything like that there.
Funny how Chris Hanson gets all the credit despite just being the host of the show and there's a whole team who does all the bread hunting for him
It doesn’t matter if he takes someone else’s line as long as you credit it if you credit it, it’s not plagiarism
Even just starting your sentence with “like (person) said” would credit them lmao
@@froggy5748 yeah, people do that on a day-to-day basis
"I heard from my friend that.." "I saw this post that said..." "My brother said..." It's honestly so easy
That rabbit story is stupid af lol
My brother in Christ basic training has indeed changed over the years but onion is lying out his ass about the bunny.
Killing animals is SEER shit. So unless ol boy was gonna be stacking bodies and already completed basic, that ain't happening. Think about the sheer quantity of rabbits we would need to have on hand if everyone had to kill one.
Like there would be a whole MOS for "rabbit handler" military consistently tells you "don't fuck with the wild life" while in, you think they just start letting you kill shit before even outta basic?☠️☠️
plus the idea that “if you cant kill a bunny then the frontlines wont work out for you” is stupid because unless you’re trying to tell the soldiers to kill defenseless children, you’ll have much more reason to kill a guy trying to kill you than you will for some little rabbit
I definitely remember hearing him talk about going to special forces training and flunking because of the rabbit thing. I think he finished basic but discharged after
Yeah that chatter was wrong about the story he did not fail basic
Grooming is illegal regardless of the state?
Out of all the situations with those females (including Kai), the one with Sarah is the one he should’ve got charged for and probably had the most incriminating evidence to support her claims. Going to the internet (which gives him time to cover his tracks), and sending said evidence to Chris Hansen’s assistant(?) to sit idly for _months_ ruined that entire potential investigation.
One thing i dont get is why did TRO covered for him during the drama
let it be known that aidenprojects is NOT still around
Vouch, trying to send a chat to stream on the phone is brutal. Without fail , there will always be at least one word completely changed
Sometime auto correct is square
I hate diggers
Yeah the rabbit thing didn’t happen. I went through boot camp is just machine and learning to be a service memeber. The only way to get kicked out of Boot Camp is to get hurt to the point you can’t preform your duties or commit a crime.
On behalf of the South African community, I apologize for this guy..
Apologize for Adam Friedland first
Y'all gave us Elon Musk, you're allowed a few John Swan's lol XD
Imagine getting cooked by dream
Tommentary ftw
28:16 as a Tape Man fan, I'm familiar with the Boulder King and his "redemption" arc. Didn't watch a vid of his until he purged it all and became a DVD critic.
I used to think Tom was the cringiest commentary channel of all time because of his squeaker voice and his cartoon self-insert avatar.
1:24 you know what else is massive???
low taper fade
imagine…
MY MOM!!! WOOOOO!!!!
The Death Star
It's really shitty how adults get a kick out of bullying teens and kids online. It's also pathetic in a way, like they are trying to be the bully they never got to be.
47:40 bro gave us time to reflect
The fact that Chris Hansen got arrested for scamming checks makes so much more since now why he was with Logan Paul when he fought Dillon Danis lmao
Seems like the Pauls have exclusively bottomed-out celebrities and scammers in their orbit and nothing else
Aw man, you’re not gonna finish the video?? The best was yet to come!
will never get how Nick's channel wasn't as big as John. I watched both at the time of the Onision downfall era, and honestly found them both to be equally as good content. very high bar for editing and telling the story of whatever video they made I was watching at the time.
Feel so old having been online through all of this
Thw worst part is, if you know all this drama, you may also be gay
Don't you dare dishonor the name of Lego Chima
Tom like an oldman, giving stories of the past. Bro it good to see Tom standing strong.
Hansen was actually fired for having an affair with a colleague which became an embarrassment to the network.
Lowkey was the one who doxxed Tom and he forgot lmao
Nick’s voice really annoys me for whatever reason. Maybe cuz he’s always gossiping and acting like he’s not just another tea channel.
Saw this video before but hearing your perspective as someone with history in this field and community really puts things into perspective
john swanson
The downfall of the turkey Tom channel
All he had to do was not lie about Dream
Dream is a homosexual not trolling
Turkey Tom: Wasted Coom
26:29 absolutely not. that's just a straight up lie onision tells i guess
To the chatters saying onision was the first youtube predator, I think Tom Milsom was among the first, if not the first WAAAYYYY back in the day
Tom Milsom predatored me and now I'm super gay
Tom the type of guy to post a video on the wrong channel.
You have post the same message 3 times now stop this shit
@@Bub8les5 Tom the type of guy to post a video on the wrong channel.
@@Bub8les5Tom the type of guy to post a video on the wrong channel.
Still not a turkey 😔
jesus what a throwback for me...... i forgot all those names too mann im so old
Bully Tom early and often.
I thought John swan and turkey Tom were the same person 😭😭😭
Jooooeeeeesssseeepppphhhh Roooooogggggaaaaaannnnn…
Like Batman
10:00 cyrus does make music now, tbh its better than anything ive heard from any former youtuber. i am a very big fan of wifiskeleton (his current name) and ive been listening to him for like 4 years
Why didn't you finish watching? :(
Hansens kind of a big POS but i cant deny he has insanely good journalist skills. The way he was able to get all those predators to sit down and talk in front of cameras immediately after getting caught red handed always amazed me lmao
27k views in 11 hours? Tom you really gotta step it up blud
I'm so glad turkey tom is the only commentary channel I've ever watched. I have a deep hatred for this whole genre and world of terminally online shit but Tom is watchable to me because he doesnt take himself too seriously. so many of these commentary dudes think they're so cool and smart and tom just know this is all a bunch of stupid garbage
Cyrus went on insta live once accusing scrubs of some pretty bad stuff
South africans just sound like that
John Swan definitely sounds South African
Ooooh
I was wondering this entire time if he was kiwi or Brit or something
Gotta go so sorry
there's more to this, is this really the end of the vod?
15:03 everything wrong with RUclips
Nick DeLardio
Can someone please explain to me wtf *Tom* is cheering & laughing about so enthusiastically? The video mentioned some dumb interview on some dumb Minecraft video or something, & then *Tom* just starts giggling while chanting "polycule" over & over again & cheering for the return of someone named "Chris"... 🤨 What?
who up
Lmao we South Africans don’t claim this lytie at all 🤣 - the Aussies can keep him
Made it earlier than usual. STOP GOONING
Its nice seeing something with some actual commentary over it instead of just turkeytom getting his jynx on - watch whole video, say nothing but skBIDi and thank chat, now this is that good-good
Nah the Lego piece hair comment is fucking wild 😭
Ayy shout Toastify
turkey tom
address the cowabunga-allegations
Poor scrubby he went hard back then
19k views in 9 hours is kinda a fall off
1:11:00 why are they acting this kids like 35 and talking to 12 year olds
Chris Hansen is the homie fr
Damn, I remember when tom called into Tommy c
Based.
Polycule expanded 🎉🎉🎉
7:28 ARGENTINA MENTIONED
58:24 Right spelling
Tom the type of guy to think people watched TV in the 30s and 40s
Tom the type of guy to float when he smells something tasty
Why does Nick always sweep?
IN IN LOVE WITH THE MINERS!!!
The boulder stream
W Africans (this is a low taper fade reference)
Make a vid Abt Jack Doherty going broke now pls
Bro you were all 10 when you started
She turk on my tom til i live
Jonathan Swanathon
Its still massive
he was my favourite at some point
Sorry to tell you Tom…. Nicks writing is better
Forgive me
Tom ur getting touched
tom pronounced it correctly
If anything chris Hanson is just as bad as onision he lied about not telling the victims stories and did anyways without their consent just be famous or whatever again
0 views in 44 seconds you fell off tom
This is so funny man you should keep commenting this on every video you watch
@@ackj88go watch the destiny leak again lil bro.
Fuck this is the most boring played out comment on youtube
Me whenever i copy and paste unfunny comments to farm likes
@@slursi2981 you guys are lame
Tom DARK, George FLOYD, coincidence??
why do you call yourself turkeytom when ur bulgarian
Turkey Tom: Wasted RUclipsr
Yo squeaker tom? Lets go
TOM PLEASE, IM PRAYING TO THE SCARECROW FOR MORE NEVER GOON MERCH, I MISSED MY CHANCE BECAUSE I WAS BUSY RIZZING KAI CENAT'S GRANDMA PLEASE ALLOW ME THE BLESSING OF BUYING YOUR SUCCULENT PULLOVER 😭😭😭