EthanIsOnline's Dishonest Past

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  • Опубликовано: 29 янв 2025

Комментарии • 644

  • @jamojbird7667
    @jamojbird7667 Месяц назад +1058

    This channel has single-handedly kept me in my depression

    • @calvinjluther
      @calvinjluther Месяц назад +72

      I used to not have cancer. After listening to Turktom, I am thankfully cancer-free free!

    • @DebraKimmm
      @DebraKimmm Месяц назад +2

      lol

    • @vincentadultman6226
      @vincentadultman6226 Месяц назад +14

      Tom and big pharma worked really hard to make you a paypiggy, the least you could do is throw him a dollar

    • @petitmorte2186
      @petitmorte2186 Месяц назад +7

      happy for you brother

    • @NickKautz
      @NickKautz Месяц назад

      The snippet of Ethan's rap that he played was actually fire.

  • @pecanszz
    @pecanszz Месяц назад +1074

    It took me to long to realize Ethan online and Doolittle are different ppl

    • @hollowedbullet
      @hollowedbullet Месяц назад +57

      THOSE ARE TWO DIFFERENT PEOPLE WHAT 😭 aint no way im this stupid, bro

    • @Mikesusendsadasdc
      @Mikesusendsadasdc Месяц назад +40

      Peethan is far worse then jake. Jake is just mentally mest up a little. Peethan is mental and way worse (I cant say without this getting removed).

    • @benamisai-kham5892
      @benamisai-kham5892 Месяц назад +6

      It took until these videos being posted frequently to realize it too...they look alike

    • @marohutokimune1582
      @marohutokimune1582 Месяц назад +4

      maaan im an hour in then read your message realizing i did the same thing lmfao

    • @JohnBronem
      @JohnBronem Месяц назад +8

      Jake Doolittle is just Ethan drawn by Dr Seuss

  • @cobaltprime9467
    @cobaltprime9467 Месяц назад +480

    I love how Ethan’s argument that corn addiction doesn’t exist is wrapped up by describing exactly what an addiction is.

    • @MUSHROOMAN4
      @MUSHROOMAN4 Месяц назад

      Exactly what you would expect from a dimwit corn addict. Not to mention his “girlfriend” is a wannabe corn star.

    • @EvilFX4
      @EvilFX4 Месяц назад +30

      Lmao. Addiction comes in all forms, trying to deny that is just showing his ignorance.

    • @cobaltprime9467
      @cobaltprime9467 Месяц назад +27

      @ him and other people that get angry about calling it an addiction are coping because they’re addicted.

    • @EvilFX4
      @EvilFX4 Месяц назад +23

      @cobaltprime9467 It's like someone who buys scratch tickets everyday and claim they aren't addicted to gambling.

    • @KATinBLACK
      @KATinBLACK Месяц назад +10

      ​@@EvilFX4 or plays gacha games and aren't f2p... not that I'd know 😳

  • @1birdwatcherr
    @1birdwatcherr Месяц назад +400

    I sentence you to a lifetime of Turkey Tom haircut

  • @eskykitty
    @eskykitty Месяц назад +286

    i watched ethan like 4+ years ago and the reason i stopped was actually because he said porn addiction isn’t real. at that point i realized he was so out of touch that i could no longer engage with him

    • @nxxdle_
      @nxxdle_ Месяц назад +12

      Someone check his hard drives 😮😂

    • @slursi2981
      @slursi2981 Месяц назад

      People see nofap as a right wing thing when i think it shouldn’t be whatsoever. Porn addiction is almost/as bad as drug addiction. Porn takes your motivation and drive away, and absolutely tanks peoples social lives, its gonna effect gen X extremely negatively.

    • @Epck
      @Epck Месяц назад

      ​@@nxxdle_its true everytime

    • @law4803
      @law4803 Месяц назад +11

      I'm noticing patterns here.

    • @vincentadultman6226
      @vincentadultman6226 Месяц назад +15

      Guy gooned till he was lost in sauce, at least we have another lolcow now

  • @BananaSmoothie7
    @BananaSmoothie7 Месяц назад +160

    Tom, im not gaining weight, im fatmaxxing

    • @vincentadultman6226
      @vincentadultman6226 Месяц назад +1

      Fatmaxxing keeping your bones big as hell

    • @Marzxh3l
      @Marzxh3l Месяц назад +5

      Same!! I'm not stinky... I'm pheromonemaxxing >_

    • @CruelestChris
      @CruelestChris 25 дней назад +1

      You're becoming an oppressed mass

  • @chopsandtoots
    @chopsandtoots Месяц назад +336

    Ethan's face hurts to look at for an extended period of time

    • @zhugeliang2214
      @zhugeliang2214 Месяц назад +11

      About 4 seconds

    • @froggy5748
      @froggy5748 Месяц назад +37

      his voice really hurts.. he autoplayed after a danny gonzalez video once when i was trying to fall asleep and ive never grabbed my phone so fast lmao

    • @woohoomusic5098
      @woohoomusic5098 Месяц назад

      He looks like a concubine for a Mongol warchief

    • @chopsandtoots
      @chopsandtoots Месяц назад +15

      @@froggy5748 he and Lex have managed to just be some of the most unlikable people to listen to lmao

    • @protostnl6369
      @protostnl6369 Месяц назад +10

      It radiates smugness

  • @Travis-r7s
    @Travis-r7s Месяц назад +85

    I wonder how he feels about just straight up sex addiction. That shit will fr ruin your life. You will consistently make stupid decisions anytime sex is involved, you'll end up hurting the people that you love. You'll end up alone

    • @DistractedGlobeGuy
      @DistractedGlobeGuy Месяц назад +11

      You'll end up with _AAAAAAAAAIIIIIDS!_

    • @ogolthorp
      @ogolthorp Месяц назад +5

      @@DistractedGlobeGuyok rich evans

    • @xrphoenix7194
      @xrphoenix7194 Месяц назад

      ​@@DistractedGlobeGuy nobody's got aids

  • @MorlaGlidewell
    @MorlaGlidewell Месяц назад +60

    I am a survivor of sexual and physical abuse. My partner used pornography to compare and degrade me. It was the worst experience of my life, because I trusted him. I didn’t have a problem with pornography until he did that, and then I couldn’t be okay with it anymore. I couldn’t ignore the damage it does to women and the unearned arrogance it gives men like my ex.
    Thank you for staying things like, “You NEED water, you don’t NEED porn” and highlighting the fact that men who abuse pornography ABSOLUTELY DO treat women differently, with less respect altogether. It’s disgusting and scary. Thank you for just having this take.

  • @humblenugget
    @humblenugget Месяц назад +243

    Hi, as a fat person, it IS my fault. Yes I do have medical issues that make it harder to lose weight, but I personally know this and still eat like shit. Could it be considered a food addiction, probably, but I just like to eat. Do I over eat? Some days, not all but enough to make it even harder to lose weight.

    • @51jh
      @51jh Месяц назад

      what rhe freak are you talking about

    • @roryslaine7896
      @roryslaine7896 Месяц назад +60

      What's this? Personal accountability? A rare enough thing in this day and age to be sure.

    • @appalachiabrauchfrau
      @appalachiabrauchfrau Месяц назад +41

      yeah I'm overweight and don't care to lose the extra lbs because I like my thighs. Body neutrality over positivity imo. People misunderstand distribution of fat with "naturally fat"-- how you gain weight and where is a family thing, but no one is exempt from entropy, cals in cals out.

    • @PsychoTy1998
      @PsychoTy1998 Месяц назад +14

      In the same boat, everyone is different, could i stand to lose weight. most definitely. Do i blame anyone else but myself? God no.

    • @riasweatshirt9226
      @riasweatshirt9226 Месяц назад +2

      Real af

  • @justbuildgunpla1315
    @justbuildgunpla1315 Месяц назад +227

    He looks almost exactly like Jake Doolittle. They really all do look alike.

    • @CruelestChris
      @CruelestChris Месяц назад +9

      And they both look like that Stardew Valley horrorblob.

    • @DistractedGlobeGuy
      @DistractedGlobeGuy Месяц назад +6

      He looks like Sam Hyde after about a year on HRT.

    • @joddog
      @joddog Месяц назад +8

      He is now a woman. A way to differentiate i guess 😂

    • @CruelestChris
      @CruelestChris Месяц назад +2

      @@joddog
      What must it be like to know that his is the one sausage on Earth that Lex does not want?

  • @pink3y33
    @pink3y33 Месяц назад +42

    I used to watch ethan until i got a job and stopped spending all my time online and realized that most of the shit he talks abt doesnt actually matter. My mental health is a lot better now that i dont watch videos of people getting upset at everything.

    • @rebexyy
      @rebexyy Месяц назад +3

      Preach.

    • @HotTakeAndy
      @HotTakeAndy Месяц назад +10

      But now you’re on Tom’s channel 😂

    • @pink3y33
      @pink3y33 Месяц назад +1

      @@HotTakeAndy yeah for like 2 days 😭

  • @AidanM-y6c
    @AidanM-y6c Месяц назад +112

    I get ethan and the other soyboy confused, their lore has began to merge in my brain

    • @rivahmonstah3421
      @rivahmonstah3421 Месяц назад +4

      The time-line was split back in 2012. Once these two finish fully merging into one, the time-line will finally be repaired and shit will be normal again, so the prophecy goes

    • @skyofthelivingdead
      @skyofthelivingdead Месяц назад +3

      They’re basically all one entity, like that Rick & Morty episode with the hive mind. Unity, I think.

  • @smokesandtimsbud1528
    @smokesandtimsbud1528 Месяц назад +84

    observe as tom milks a soyboy for the next week

    • @keatonkuuuun
      @keatonkuuuun Месяц назад +8

      Interesting choice of wording here. Well done.

  • @ktc241
    @ktc241 Месяц назад +16

    "Art is subjective" --> "your subjective view on art is wrong." Telling someone else that their critique isn't valid is the antithesis of art.

  • @eddiekenshin
    @eddiekenshin Месяц назад +130

    “it’s almost as if they have a god given right to be annoying”
    that’s how life works yea

    • @shadowofenvy1847
      @shadowofenvy1847 Месяц назад +16

      If the "right to be annoying" is every revoked, ethan should be extremely concerned as he is likely to be 1 of the 1st people hit by the fallout.

  • @ill_steal_your_pbj7363
    @ill_steal_your_pbj7363 Месяц назад +62

    People like Ethan think that natural impulses aren’t the issue. They think society is the problem. Somebody weighing over 300 pounds isn’t the issue to Ethan. The issue to him is the fact that other people think that’s bad. Same with seggs and pron. The issue isn’t that women sell their body, it’s that others see that negatively. His whole worldview is constructed to protect base impulses and restrict discipline.

    • @DistractedGlobeGuy
      @DistractedGlobeGuy Месяц назад

      It's simpler than that: His entire worldview is predicated on the idea that the entire world exists to coddle and comfort *him* and him *alone.*
      *_"I_*_ like pr0n, so how very _*_dare_*_ others _*_not?!"_*
      Constructivists' """ideas""" always boil down to just that one core principle-the whole world can go fuck itself because *I* want something for *me, me, me!*

    • @heix-rd7id
      @heix-rd7id Месяц назад +5

      You lost me in the second half. Weighing 300 pounds is a problem, because it can cause serious health issues, but how is women selling their body a problem? It's just a job that doesn't harm anyone, ignoring the cases where human trafficking is involved because that happens with every other job too

    • @poopoopp69
      @poopoopp69 Месяц назад

      ​@heix-rd7id because a lot of women regret sw even if they "consented" to it. you cant deny that the internet has somewhat groomed a bunch of young girls into thinking doing onlyfans is a completely fine and viable thing and wont totally destroy their reputation and career prospects later.

    • @danilonikolic4188
      @danilonikolic4188 Месяц назад

      ​@heix-rd7idIt's a job that harms both the worker and the consumer. Consumers lose money and develop an unhealthy addiction, while a good number of women who sell their bodies develop mental health problems and experience severe trauma. There are a lot of cases where sex workers or pornstars commit suicide, which is definitely a problem. They can get sexually exploited by anyone. It also hurts your chances of getting another job in the future. Also, I don't think that human trafficking happens at every other job as much, if at all, as it does in sex work.

    • @keatonkuuuun
      @keatonkuuuun Месяц назад

      ​@heix-rd7idI could see an argument where it gives false impressions on younger folks on what sex is and stunts their ability to interact in a normal way with people they find interest in. It can probably get worse if it's an OF account they pay into and it becomes a parasocial attachment that gives them the wrong perception on what a relationship is too

  • @Upt.Spider
    @Upt.Spider Месяц назад +52

    Ethan looks like hes always about to cry for some reason

  • @ZackGolden-yd5wc
    @ZackGolden-yd5wc 26 дней назад +8

    “You can’t avoid being fat, there’s high fructose corn syrup in everything!”
    *names junk food*

  • @Joeyisagonnawin
    @Joeyisagonnawin Месяц назад +12

    When Tom is in a Bad Haircut Contest and his opponent is Ethan.

  • @chefcamo920
    @chefcamo920 Месяц назад +291

    I EDGE TO YOU TOM

  • @Cptkickaz1
    @Cptkickaz1 Месяц назад +26

    Turkey Tom caused the 2008 financial crisis

    • @vincentadultman6226
      @vincentadultman6226 Месяц назад +6

      He really took out a sextillion dollar loan to get a shitty haircut. No wonder the banks sank, he slaughtered his hair on their dime

    • @DistractedGlobeGuy
      @DistractedGlobeGuy Месяц назад

      Pigeon Jim caused the 2012 Financhu Crisis.

    • @skwissgaar_skwigelf_kdz3251
      @skwissgaar_skwigelf_kdz3251 Месяц назад

      gary the goose caused the 2077

  • @nikaweekes7582
    @nikaweekes7582 Месяц назад +74

    The fact that no one respects his current trans identity enough to call him Eden or she should be a wake-up call for him

    • @2muchFun4yourBuns
      @2muchFun4yourBuns Месяц назад +11

      i was about to type how it’s totally out of his character after posting a comment already on how he defended a pedophile. it just clicked me for me. ethan-chan….

    • @SophieTalksTooMuch
      @SophieTalksTooMuch Месяц назад +1

      @@2muchFun4yourBunswhen did he defend a pdf file 😭☠️

    • @haybale287
      @haybale287 Месяц назад +17

      @@SophieTalksTooMuch Research his beef w/ Alex Rosen. He defends pdf files and says that Alex Rosen, a pdf catcher, should be jailed for pretending to be a minor, rather than the adults that think they're meeting up with minors...

    • @strictnine5684
      @strictnine5684 Месяц назад

      @@SophieTalksTooMuchin several segments of his video on a predator catching channel simply because the guy running the operation did an interview with Tucker Carlson or something lol

    • @Qus-pi8kb
      @Qus-pi8kb Месяц назад

      ​@@SophieTalksTooMuch he said that pedophile hunting is rooted in right wing culture

  • @hamonrye7415
    @hamonrye7415 Месяц назад +35

    Theres some juicy drama for you tom, A guy name proximity chat on youtube is being harassed by a guy who stole his moms house and runs a furry vr cult. Would make a nice expose video if you ask me

    • @desuretard8654
      @desuretard8654 Месяц назад +2

      Didn't Proximity Chat get his channel taken down? Was it really the fake Disney animator that did that?

    • @hamonrye7415
      @hamonrye7415 Месяц назад

      @@desuretard8654 He is back now after a few months. Has an explanation video and such but that is right up toms alley.

    • @AnanYMouse-pj7uw
      @AnanYMouse-pj7uw Месяц назад +1

      How does one steal a house

    • @Qus-pi8kb
      @Qus-pi8kb Месяц назад +1

      ​@@AnanYMouse-pj7uw When she was going through a divorce he convinced her to sign the house over so she wouldn't lose it in the divorce and just never gave it back

  • @sarahanne__
    @sarahanne__ 24 дня назад +4

    People like Ethan cry misogyny but yet if a women disagreed with him, he would use a woman’s period and say “oh god your on your period”

  • @Mtv-get-off-thee-air
    @Mtv-get-off-thee-air Месяц назад +10

    You can addicted to anything that can make you feel good

  • @TheAngel3821
    @TheAngel3821 Месяц назад +57

    Tom the type of guy to spend $1500 on a chair

    • @alyxenial
      @alyxenial Месяц назад +7

      That among the other chairs he claims to have for "friends"

    • @espenbjerke665
      @espenbjerke665 Месяц назад

      and not have the balls to sell his tesla while claiming musk is a fascist.

    • @lukecodz
      @lukecodz Месяц назад

      ⁠@@espenbjerke665when did tom get a tesla or call elon a fascist?

  • @jonpacheco3063
    @jonpacheco3063 Месяц назад +16

    Tom, the human body requires sleep.

  • @frimports
    @frimports Месяц назад +90

    How “surprising” was it when Ethan came out trans.

    • @SuperDuperSigmaMale
      @SuperDuperSigmaMale Месяц назад

      I hate the radical/far left. They're legit like if slaneesh from warhammer 40k had a political party, ever corrupting and utterly untrustworthy.

    • @thegrimlooper
      @thegrimlooper Месяц назад +28

      i thought this was a joke... I guess his weird hair and bangs make a lot of sense now. i cut better bangs when i was 12

    • @johnstevenson3369
      @johnstevenson3369 Месяц назад +31

      Him and his gf are seeing other men

    • @lukecodz
      @lukecodz Месяц назад +5

      i feel like you would come out when you’re facing the least judgement, rather than when you’re facing the most. while i do think ethan probably has gender dysphoria, the timing makes it seem like he/she casted a shield

    • @jefferinno
      @jefferinno Месяц назад +3

      @@johnstevenson3369😂😂😂

  • @miaohmyyy
    @miaohmyyy Месяц назад +7

    The actual ignorance paired with the smugness is actually painful. Bro doesn’t even understand addiction can be a physical dependence or psychological dependence lol

  • @Phoenix00756
    @Phoenix00756 Месяц назад +16

    Clean your room Thomas, you have too many chairs

  • @hrolfthestrange
    @hrolfthestrange Месяц назад +7

    For weight/fitness, I think a helpful way to think about it is: 'no one chooses to be fat(barring some weird fetish stuff), but they can choose to not be fat/be a healthy weight(barring medical conditions)'. Like people def have some genetic predispositions and dont choose how they are raised in regards to diet/exercise. So people kinda have a default level of weight/fitness if they aren't trying to address it, for some this is already pretty good and for some this is pretty bad AND if they have the will and a bit of knowledge and some minimal resources and time, they probably can get into decent shape.
    Personally, idk what it was exactly, but in my early teens I became pretty fat and out of shape, it might have been a bit of genetics, and was def also affected by some mental health issues and family lifestyle stuff, I didn't choose it, it just kinda happened overtime, and at first it didn't bother me, but eventually, my knees hurting and my appearance and etc, started to bother me and I started doing some minimal exercise and eating better and then overtime kept increasing that and learning more and pretty quickly became decently healthy and fit, still struggle sometimes with it, but if I focus on it I can always get it back in line.

  • @Gumbus69
    @Gumbus69 Месяц назад +32

    My long time girlfriend of a year and a half just dumped me tom. I would greatly appreciate it if you uploaded your normal 3 videos today so i can continue to rot in bed . Thanks

    • @SuperDuperSigmaMale
      @SuperDuperSigmaMale Месяц назад +4

      Go eat some good food, trust.

    • @SuperDuperSigmaMale
      @SuperDuperSigmaMale Месяц назад +4

      And dance.

    • @LawnMowersAreCool
      @LawnMowersAreCool Месяц назад +12

      sorry bro, but think about it, year and a half isnt "long term". average lifespan is 80+ years. 1.5 is less than 1/40th of your life. Everything will be okay

    • @vincentadultman6226
      @vincentadultman6226 Месяц назад +4

      Morning Run. Endorphins. Nuff said

    • @LubeLord
      @LubeLord Месяц назад

      As a doctor I prescribed you with one hour of gooning a day

  • @Goatboii
    @Goatboii Месяц назад +6

    Merry Christmas to me getting to watch Ethan and Jake get clowned collectively

  • @DoktahDoktah
    @DoktahDoktah Месяц назад +6

    Ethan seems like the kind of guy to have an opinion on everything for the sake of having something to say even when he doesn't care about the subject.

  • @booperbonkerton3814
    @booperbonkerton3814 Месяц назад +18

    tom i never goon but you make me feel a little sticky

  • @parkerlarson6692
    @parkerlarson6692 Месяц назад +5

    I think the idea that someone cannot be addicted to something because it’s not in the DSM-5 is crazy
    Like there are people addicted to drinking cat piss but that’s not on the DSM5

    • @DistractedGlobeGuy
      @DistractedGlobeGuy Месяц назад

      Pretty sure bestiality and urophilia are in there, though they might be under different sections.

  • @walker-hw8td
    @walker-hw8td Месяц назад +6

    bag of frozen broccoli 1 dollar at walmart

  • @CerpinTaxtt
    @CerpinTaxtt Месяц назад +13

    ethan now looks like lena dunham, which is very fitting

    • @Alliebean32
      @Alliebean32 Месяц назад +1

      I had to look her up. Im glad I did 😂😂😭

    • @CerpinTaxtt
      @CerpinTaxtt 29 дней назад +1

      @@Alliebean32 this is gonna be a useless warning, but it's up to you if you wanna look up what she did to her sister, she's a terrible person.

  • @strawberrylemonade5546
    @strawberrylemonade5546 Месяц назад +4

    in what world does being anti porn (an industry known for its exploitation of women) = hates women ?!?!?

  • @SnakePit6517
    @SnakePit6517 Месяц назад +13

    It’s funny to think that a lot of the early BreadTubers, like ContraPoints, Vaush, Hbomberguy, Big Joel, and others, inspired the infinitely less intelligent BreadTubers/soc-dem commentary RUclipsrs that you see today, like Xanderhal, Nickisnotgreen, and of course Ethan is Online.

    • @ogolthorp
      @ogolthorp Месяц назад +6

      And I think a big thing is people like hbomber and big Joel will have videos that are essentially devoid of politics (as much as you can on the internet these days).
      But the latter bread tubers feel the need to inject their politics into everything, because they’re constantly trying to signal that they’re good people because of their politics.
      This happens on the right, too, of course. But it’s an interesting phenomenon.

    • @5ld734
      @5ld734 21 день назад +1

      I would disagree that vaush should be in that category, he is a slop factory as well but is just more skilled in optics and propaganda

    • @bbyrdie
      @bbyrdie 15 дней назад +1

      @@ogolthorp What? It's a running joke that both hbomb and Big Joel's videos always inevitably lead back to capitalism being bad; in hbomb's plagiarism video he says something like "It's always the same, "Why did this person do this stupid shit?" Money! It's always fucking money, isn't it." (Not to mention the topics of their videos are very often surrounding political discourse in the first place) I haven't watched Joel as much so I can't remember examples on the spot, but in hbomb's videos we saw:
      Why do people plagiarize? To get money and exploit people's real creativity while devaluing the laborers that make the actual work and want to be represented, while the judicial system fails to punish people for plagiarism. This video is also probably the most political when it comes to lgbtq identities and the struggles that marginalized people have to face, both when struggling to be allowed to produce content and when getting their content stolen later.
      Why does Tommy Tallarico lie and claim ridiculous things and all credit from the employees of his company? To get money and sell his bullshit console with made up features that seems to (allegedly) just be investor fraud
      Why is Deus Ex: HR a disappointment compared to its predecessor? To make money; the company wanted to ride off of the back of the first game's success without understanding what made the first game good, so they put undue time pressure and budget constraints on a new team.
      Why did disgraced former doctor Andy Wakefield fabricate a health scare about the polyvalent mmr vaccine causing autism? To get money, both when being paid by a lawyer to do the study to support a lawsuit, and when he tried to profit off of it on his own multiple times (telling investors his testing kits for the fake disease he made up would make millions of pounds, rushing to patent a single-vaccine version of the measles vaccine).
      Why do right-wing spokespeople like Alex Jones love the "war on Christmas" so much? To get money from selling the idea that the "bad people" are against everything that their base love, and the only way to push back against the scary secularists is to pay infowars and the like for their merch. The videos are intentionally insane and nonsensical to condense their watchers to those who will buy the merch, as they are the only ones who will believe enough to take that extra step.
      Hell, the earliest videos on his channel are all talking about gamergate-adjacent and reactionary content (including a contemporarily deeper dive on the concept of "cultural marxism")
      Tldr: Hbomb has always been very political, and from what I've seen from Joel he's referenced a similar path in his videos (I remember him saying something like "I'm sorry these always end up being "capitalism bad," but I had to say it in this video too")
      sorry this is so long, I have seen all of hbomb's videos at *least* 3x each so I could just type it out quick and got carried away

    • @ogolthorp
      @ogolthorp 15 дней назад +1

      @ yeah, but they’re light enough with it that it can usually be seen as a warning against greed rather than a full blown lecture on the virtues of socialism.
      Like they make a political point now and then, but it doesn’t feel like it’s their entire lens through which they analyze everything.

  • @JamieCrookes
    @JamieCrookes Месяц назад +4

    Some great pauses on Ethan's face in this. Take 23:32 for example. He's got the "Trying to squeeze a fart out" expression nailed in that one.

  • @steel8231
    @steel8231 Месяц назад +5

    Ethan falls for the classic blunder of thinking the internet wants a pasty white boy who hasn't touched grass since 2007 telling them how to live.

  • @_Cramon
    @_Cramon Месяц назад +1

    100% can confirm legos are meant to be built alone while watching RUclips.

  • @hardnoc9342
    @hardnoc9342 Месяц назад +40

    0:03 Let the gooning begin

  • @mikeyjohnson5888
    @mikeyjohnson5888 25 дней назад +4

    Boy Ethans really been falling down that pipeline

  • @seniormoros_rose6402
    @seniormoros_rose6402 Месяц назад +2

    Ethans is the kind of student who'd snitch on you for cursing at your friend for fun.

  • @WindowsXPFrog
    @WindowsXPFrog 28 дней назад +5

    “Made up fat people who can’t stop eating burgers, not a real thing” lmfao what? So no one is fat due to overeating according to Ethan. Genetics and health issues CAN influence weight gain but for the most part it’s overeating and not exercising enough.
    I am one of the people with thyroid issues, it’s more difficult for me to lose weight than the average person but it’s slowly doable. I’ve lost 22 pounds from my heaviest weight due to meds and heavy food restriction. This isn’t normal, though. Most people haven’t got thyroid issues.

  • @kerriharris7418
    @kerriharris7418 Месяц назад +11

    He looked so normal in the beginning 😮

  • @kittycatmeowwww
    @kittycatmeowwww Месяц назад +10

    0:43 reminds me of those AI vids recreating people talking or singing with that head shake/movement

  • @EddieMasters-f8y
    @EddieMasters-f8y Месяц назад +13

    I play Jeff the Shark and I'm tired of pretending I don't

    • @diegomedina9637
      @diegomedina9637 Месяц назад

      Why wouldn't you play to win on a game?

    • @Agitatedform
      @Agitatedform Месяц назад

      That's just based. I've come to accept Jeff and now have achieved peace.

    • @willmiddleton7932
      @willmiddleton7932 Месяц назад +1

      Gay

  • @jackwhite2654
    @jackwhite2654 21 день назад

    As someone trying to beat a pron addiction, it's easy for people to say "you can stop anytime" until you actually try to stop.

  • @TFLdotcom
    @TFLdotcom Месяц назад +1

    Ever since I noticed you ask yourself easy questions all the time I can’t listen anymore. There’s a quote from the office about doing this. Sounding smart by asking yourself softball questions

  • @patrickandloki
    @patrickandloki Месяц назад +43

    Ethan is Online seems to be on a trajectory to becoming Ethan is on a line hanging from the fan.

    • @vincentadultman6226
      @vincentadultman6226 Месяц назад

      Well now that he's a transformer, every day is a coin toss. I hope he sticks around as a lolcow, he can still sink so much lower

    • @MidnightSlasher
      @MidnightSlasher Месяц назад +7

      Lol EthanIsHangingFromAFan

    • @762dreams
      @762dreams Месяц назад +2

      I don’t even know how to react to this comment, so I’m just gonna say holy fucking shit

    • @MangoSmoothy
      @MangoSmoothy 20 дней назад +1

      He'd be too fat and snap the line and then blame society for his weight

  • @donniejefferson9554
    @donniejefferson9554 Месяц назад +3

    Tom, the member's content should be lego building streams. I would honestly be a member for that

  • @cwshadowblade
    @cwshadowblade Месяц назад +4

    No-fap is like the opposite of incel

    • @ogolthorp
      @ogolthorp Месяц назад

      There’s actually a lot of overlap between the two.
      Some incels think women have power over them because of their attraction. So if they can ignore or push that aside (by not fapping) they can remove the power women have over them.

  • @dareckeppormen6480
    @dareckeppormen6480 Месяц назад +4

    dont get fat just for the social experiment tom, its an addiction that can ruin your life if you have a careless mentality about it. trust me, stay vigilant about your health. it doesn't take much to spiral

  • @xiunaa
    @xiunaa 17 дней назад +2

    wait this is a DIFFERENT person than Jake Doolittle????

  • @CaptainCaoilainn
    @CaptainCaoilainn 2 дня назад

    i love how this is the video that pushes me into actually making a food plan

  • @tendiesforbreakfast9295
    @tendiesforbreakfast9295 Месяц назад +7

    skibidi skibidi hawk tuah hawk
    skibidi king who gives out blumpkins

    • @thysucketh5792
      @thysucketh5792 Месяц назад +1

      Edging and gooning and learning to munt

  • @Dsan805
    @Dsan805 Месяц назад +7

    1 min 5 views, Tom’s lesbian haircut is starting to affect the channel

  • @parytheplatipus
    @parytheplatipus Месяц назад +3

    Tom the type of guy to be up creepin his cast

  • @DjDeedzD
    @DjDeedzD Месяц назад +5

    Ethan is online is saying that painting is worth the cost partial due to how much paint there is?? He comes off as the type of guy to try talk an artist he wants to commission into a cheaper price even knowing that cost includes skill, time, and supplies.

    • @DistractedGlobeGuy
      @DistractedGlobeGuy Месяц назад

      BreadTube: The only """socialist"""™group where the labour theory of value is "alt-right propaganda".

  • @Handles_AreStupid
    @Handles_AreStupid Месяц назад +2

    Just a side note, but the "fat phobia" argument hinges on critiquing fat people as being a form of racism. It's a bit long to go into (plus YT bots would likely snipe my comment), but seriously, look it up. He's talking about racist conservatives, but he is preaching an idea that pretty much argues that being "anti-fat" is racist because minorities are the majority of fat people...

  • @ApatheticallyClowning
    @ApatheticallyClowning Месяц назад +3

    41:00 there is this woman who comes into work around the time I leave. EVERYDAY she throws away multiple 7/11 hotdog wrappers or something like that. Everyday.

  • @nepawu5063
    @nepawu5063 Месяц назад +2

    I’ve been fat my whole life and made excuses for years that that’s just how I am/I don’t have the time or money to change anything. Over the past 4 months I have lost 50 lbs from working out and changing how much/what I eat, all while working full time and going to school for my masters. 95% of people who are overweight can do something about it once they stop making excuses.

  • @barlow949
    @barlow949 Месяц назад +2

    There are very few youtubers i skip based purely on how they look but ethan is one of them.

  • @Green_Bean_Machine
    @Green_Bean_Machine Месяц назад +1

    1:22:02 this segment is insanely ironic considering people on the left frequently used to say “it’s not always about facts, feelings are important” (which I agree with to some degree) and people on the right used to CONSTANTLY say “facts don’t care about your feelings!”. Both sides were super annoying, but if we’re acting like one side doesn’t like facts, it’s certainly not the right.

  • @Dafunkyjunky870
    @Dafunkyjunky870 Месяц назад +1

    The fact RUclips wants you to edit out the word porn but they don’t care about the word crack is wild…

    • @DistractedGlobeGuy
      @DistractedGlobeGuy Месяц назад

      Not to defend (((Them)))Tube, but when was the last time you stepped over a big porn in the sidewalk?

  • @orcbrand
    @orcbrand Месяц назад +9

    ethanisonline looks like ben linus

    • @lukecodz
      @lukecodz Месяц назад

      he looks like hes trying to look 10 years older constantly

  • @chrissant6277
    @chrissant6277 Месяц назад +2

    "Just because he doesn't put links in the description doesn't mean he's malicious"
    In this case, yes, he is.
    He knows his audience wont check out the context.
    And Tom, please, be honest with yourself, yeah, people can go out and fact check, but do you honestly think people actually do?

  • @DaveDavidDavidson
    @DaveDavidDavidson 29 дней назад +9

    ethan trooned out

  • @TheFatalcrest
    @TheFatalcrest Месяц назад +2

    😂 As someone who was intrigued by Jordan Peterson (pre coma and beard) every time some says "i used to like Jordan Peterson" makes me go "...he was pretty chill?"

  • @TheOtherOTHERERER
    @TheOtherOTHERERER Месяц назад +4

    It really sucks seeing the route lex went. Her art is great but it's really hard to separate the artist from the art when every fucking tweet is her bullshit political opinion.
    Insane how no-one even batted an eye at her accusations being fake in the end too.

  • @solosagara6940
    @solosagara6940 Месяц назад

    Editing out the singing is a WAR CRIME.

  • @M9NG9
    @M9NG9 Месяц назад +5

    tom stop it hurts please it doesnt feel good

  • @Zolok1
    @Zolok1 Месяц назад

    i mainly watch ur turkey and regular tomdark video so i appreciate the more edited stuff personally

  • @hrolfthestrange
    @hrolfthestrange Месяц назад +6

    On the art take, steel man of Ethan's take(I haven't seen the video so just extrapolating): people criticize modern art as being simple/childlike/not realistic, abstract and meaningless, generic and often just calling on a particular political or moral system, and heavily influenced with the artist's backstory to give it value. However, not to say that older classical art is bad, classical art has all the same features(modern art is actually not something that just came from nowhere):
    1. Classical art often has a poor understanding of realistic perspective, geometry and anatomy, this even results in pieces that are almost cubist in nature where you see a physical object from multiple angles at once, it's childlike in that it often is simple and almost like a doodle. This is especially true of art prior to the Renaissance but persists throughout. Ethan points out the poor representation of hair, but also famously babies and children are not proportioned correctly + I like a really old painting of book that fundamentally messes up the perspective shapes + medieval portrayals of battles are little more than children's doodles.
    2. Classical art is often generic in that the most common scenes are biblical scenes repeated over and over, which often have little value outside the moral/religious system of Christianity. Think about like any classical art, it's always Jesus or Mary or etc.
    3. Often scenes in classical art are abstract, the placement and sense of space the figures are in is a literal abstraction, think of Bosch and the Venus de milo arising from a clam.
    4. Classical art is often hugely influenced by the creator and their story, even half finished and mid works by Raphael, da Vinci, and others would be considered hugely valuable and beautiful inherently even when in reality the specific piece isn't even done or particularly good, but the story of the artist working gives it value.
    The idea that all art is political is def not true or not practically true(in some abstract sense everything can be classified as being political even if it's not intentional or really meaningful to say, a viewer of art may read political meaning into it at anytime). But all this is to say, I think most conceptual art is bullshit that relies exclusively on artist statements to justify it BUT this is true in a different way of many pieces of classical art(would the mona lisa really be considered so fucking great if you didn't know the cultural story that it is? It's not actually some amazing revolutionary painting, it's just a decent portrait of an unknown person, in line with many portraits of the time). So the dumb(and truly conservative coded) complaint that modern art is 'just a bunch of blobs a kid could do' is annoying, just like someone who would look at a medieval painting and say omg I can't believe they couldn't get the perspective angles right, it looks like a child's doodle.

  • @DragoStourm
    @DragoStourm Месяц назад +1

    Tom the kind of guy to snort smarties in school

  • @RoyaltyEstates1
    @RoyaltyEstates1 19 дней назад

    Commentary, on commentary, on commentary, and Tom watches over all.

  • @Mtv-get-off-thee-air
    @Mtv-get-off-thee-air 7 дней назад +1

    I agree with the exercise thing. Everyone just needs to find their own form of exercise, I’m the farthest thing from an athletic person but I found skateboarding and even moshing at punk shows is great exercise for me lol

  • @TheUplate
    @TheUplate Месяц назад +3

    What?!? The guy who is very dishonest in the present, alao has a dishonest past?! No way! I refuse to believe it!

  • @DarthWeegee
    @DarthWeegee Месяц назад

    Wild that Oscar was falling for a troll and Ethan still dropped the ball.

  • @SilencedLamb69
    @SilencedLamb69 Месяц назад +2

    No matter how many videos u made on that Doolittle guy, you know he would collab with u in a heartbeat given the chance. You should do that actually imo

  • @QuadPearl
    @QuadPearl Месяц назад +1

    Keep walking east and eventually you’ll go west.

  • @LozenColorado
    @LozenColorado Месяц назад +2

    *Tom putting together Legos* Toms Girlfriend: "Aren't you coming to bed, babe"
    Tom turns into Gollum
    "I told it, it doesn't come into the Lego cave! Now it goes makes Tom a sandwich!"
    Girlfriend slowly backs away while closing the door
    Tom lurches after Girlfriend on all fours, "IT BETTER NOT FORGET TO CUT THE CRUST OFF AND BRING CHOCOLATE MILK!"

  • @Cielaret
    @Cielaret Месяц назад +1

    As a Jew, 6:37 Tom's mispronunciation of Chanukah/Hanukkah made me physically cringe

  • @Belihah
    @Belihah Месяц назад +1

    He looks like a vegan lesbian now. Rich parents who allowed her to take up activism and transition.

    • @simphobic1373
      @simphobic1373 23 дня назад

      I think that’s actually what happened though😭

  • @zytus3427
    @zytus3427 Месяц назад +17

    31 seconds no views as expected

  • @King_synchro
    @King_synchro Месяц назад +2

    Really had to stretch it to that 8 minute mark didn't you tom?

  • @Twiztyye
    @Twiztyye Месяц назад +4

    Jake Doelittle had a crazy take in this vid

    • @zhugeliang2214
      @zhugeliang2214 Месяц назад

      True but hair is thinning - lacking vitamins

  • @keytyper4296
    @keytyper4296 Месяц назад

    Tom’s the type of guy to look SO cute talking’ bout his new Batman Wego set. 😂😊 Also don’t you Dare ever fool with the Garfield. He is the original god of snark. 🤨

  • @ZMoreland04
    @ZMoreland04 Месяц назад +1

    I like how he called Jimmy Carr sexist when his whole schtick is to be as dark and offensive as possible.

  • @Ballinballerm
    @Ballinballerm Месяц назад +1

    I usually listen to your videos while i am working or just doing stuff on the side, but I’ve been religiously watching them for the last month or so going video by video on the other two channels and i am having a blast. Tho personally i love this channel the most since you get to pull out shawn the horse and go on a rant. To me, tom dark and turkish tomas channels are like a linear and nice break downs of topics and people while the live channel feels like an open world game with more personality. Thanks mr tomas beast man for the slop

  • @skeevysteve8245
    @skeevysteve8245 Месяц назад

    Tom got me chubbed up with the Devin Townsend reference.

  • @alyssap57
    @alyssap57 Месяц назад +1

    I like Tom, usually agree with him on most things... But the comment of "Yeah they were edge lord when they were young and when they got older their views changed" like.... Dude, that's what you're SUPPOSED to do? You're supposed to gain morals and figure out what's important to you in life lol

  • @aristobrat4987
    @aristobrat4987 Месяц назад +1

    i was there when SS started , dudes literally just a mexican who likes memes and is also online making videos about weird shit. hes actually that simple

  • @ticien1
    @ticien1 Месяц назад

    Tom had a close call with this phenotype

  • @Vladdyboy
    @Vladdyboy Месяц назад +5

    Ethan? More like Peethan 😂😂😂 am I right ?😊

  • @CERTAIND00M
    @CERTAIND00M Месяц назад

    Clicked on this video to have some amusing background noise while I finish building a Technic Dune Buggy (set#: 42164). Less than ten minutes in and I can't help but wonder...
    *Are we all just the same white guy in different rooms?*