If you were both in a horror movie I doubt you both would survive because Phil would be constantly running in circles and stopping and Dan would be screaming at Phil to stop.
Well if they were I a horror movie dan would not leave Phil’s side and even if Phil gets trapped dan won’t leave without him and dan and Phil will have arguments about how the other person deserves to live more
Oh god... VR gore I can take, violating quizzes, I can take, murderous grannies, I can deal with.. But shrek... I'm going to have nightmares for the next fourteen years
Wolfy 57286 i’m not exaggerating, i literally threw my phone and spilled my water. (i’m watching this at 11pm on halloween in complete darkness okay don’t judge) that’s the hardest i’ve jumped out of all of the spooky week vids lol
Imagine a Thomas the tank engine version of this... You’re just wandering through the woods and as you turn around you see a huge train barreling towards you. That’s what nightmares are made of.
"take a shot every time phil sees an onion-" me: 8 shots coming up "-but misses it and runs in the opposite direction" me: *fOuR hUnDrEd ShOtS cOmInG uP*
It's the same for me. Jumpscares don't affect me so much as the sense of unease. The general eeriness that sticks with you. And the dark... I'm scared of the dark.
@@oreosarevegan4257 He physically grabbed it off the mouse tho. Not saying it was for any other reason than instinct, but that part wasn't from the flailing.
"Take a shot every time Phil looks at an onion, then doesn't register that there's an onion, and then runs in the opposite direction" whelp we're screwed
•Rest in Peace Donkey• ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ • He died in a tragic hut fire, shortly after his friend went mad with SLENDIE DISEASE • ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ • We send him our prayers• ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ • His final words, “get the onions now!” A frantic plea to an unknown person, not his friend Shrek• ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ • We love you Donkey •
The stress of being around normal people who probably only are near you because they think YOU'RE normal multiplied by watching shrek chase people stealing his onions. I pray for you
this is genuinely the scariest video of the week and i have no idea why as im a girl who loves horror movies but something about this is just genuinely terrifying
somebody once told me that shrek was a bit evil his sidekick donkey is kind of dead dan screams a lot and phils looking pretty spooky with a massive beetle printed 'cross his chest and the jumpscares keep coming and they wont stop coming you better watch out or shrek will keep you runnin spooky week has barely begun and a absoloute legend has already been ruined so many spooks, so many screams so whats wrong with hitting the floor? when dans chair lands on the ground cause he heard a scary sound
*JUMPSCARE TIMES AND STUFF:* 2:16 - Probably the scariest one of them all, deserves its own special warning. 4:16 - First jumpscare of the night ladies and gents and my non-binary friends 5:10 - DONKEY NO (tHe hORrOr) 5:30 - Another jumpscare, the dank music helps you stay calm though 8:09 - Donkey wouldn't want this. 9:25 - *All star plays in Scottish* 9:37 - Just found this treasure, beware of Dan's minion socks they'll haunt you for life 11:44 - Shrek's makin waffles 12:18 - Eat your onions kids.
"Dan and Phil Simulator" "I'm leaving socks on the floor!" "Yes, I'm collecting the socks and every 5 meters into the wood, you change direction" I can't breathe thanks
Dan's blood curdling scream when he realizes Donkey is dead.
The I just burst out laughing at that part
I think I woke my whole neighborhood up
i had to turn my volume down or i was going to go deaf
SCARED THE SHIT OUTTA ME
Time frame is 5:12 if anyone is looking for it aha
any normal person: “donkey”
shrek: “donkeh”
dan: “DuNGkHEhH”
i have peaked. this is my legacy, 1.3K likes on a comment about dan’s pronunciation of “donkey” skskskssk
dōnkæ
Wait- but Shrek is scottish(?), that would make other scottish people- nvm
@@Beltboy don't think about it too much
I’m Howelling
If you were both in a horror movie I doubt you both would survive because Phil would be constantly running in circles and stopping and Dan would be screaming at Phil to stop.
Sloooshie _ B I G F A X
Sloooshie _ and dan would have his back to whatever wall he could find to whole time
Sloooshie _ The image of that really made me laugh out loud 😅
Well if they were I a horror movie dan would not leave Phil’s side and even if Phil gets trapped dan won’t leave without him and dan and Phil will have arguments about how the other person deserves to live more
Dan lives in the hotel of the shining idiot
Dans screech when donkey was on fire omg
@Phanic! at the Tardis oh my god...
Rose Clarke RIGHT?
5:12
Exacly RIP headphone users
The scream if broken dreams
“Phil, I think that means that Shrek is nearby”
*Shrek yeets across the screen*
LMAO
AmberNotes - yyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetttssa across the screen
AmberNotes it was actually really scary
That's not a word.
LMAO 🤣 I read this when that happened
"Shrek is love, Shrek is life"
*-God, 2013*
This is convenient bc me and my lads are contributing together and making a shrek fanfiction!
_dans_ _minion_ _socks_ _are_ _the_ _scariest_ _part_ _of_ _this_ _video_ change my mind
Chloe Hartnett no matter how hard I try, I cant come up with a single reason that would change your mind
The scariest part is that he was brazen enough to show them to three million people...
"I hate it."
-Phil
“dONkeY”
-Daniel Howell aka Shrek
Oh god... VR gore I can take, violating quizzes, I can take, murderous grannies, I can deal with..
But shrek... I'm going to have nightmares for the next fourteen years
same
at least you didn't experience it
Me too. Me too. :3
Shrek is love shrek is life ;)
I for some reason had more jumpscares here than the other videos. Did not expect that lol
Five seconds in,
Phil drowns in the swamp
Classic Phil
Dans scream when they saw Donkey on fire
Donkeyisonfire
@Jen Marie when northern downpours plays and ur on shuffle
Avery BigMess rest in peace headphone users IE, me
@Jen Marie did I ask?
@@beeyuhs again did I ask?
Never thought I would see Dan playing a Dan simulator
W00t
I'm shook the shrek master has blessed me
Antisocial Zoe I stan
Did you really?? Cuz I knew he would
If they are actually ever in trouble in their apartment and try to scream for help...their neighbors are going to ignore them.
oh shit you‘re right
Too true
rip
RIP Dan and Phil
Oh my god.... you are right
dans response to jump scare: yANKS PHIL AWAY FROM THE COMPUTER SO THEY *D I E*
phils response: clutches the boobies
*That first jumpscare got me so bad I accidentally closed google*
Accidentally closed Google okay
Google?
Guys they could be watching RUclips on Google
I through my phone at myself :'(
First video I've watched where I actually screamed...
Phil aggressively saying “where the eff are the onions” is a phat mood
AmberNotes *sending burger back to the kitchen at McDonald’s*
"Why am I scared of some Scottish guy saying 'All Star' quotes?" - Dan 2018 😂
This has nothing to do with your comment or the video, but I love ❤️❤️your username!!! (And profile pic of Jin too ofcourse :p)
I love both your profile pictures! xD
bc we're scary people dan, thats why
Worldwide Handsome i love your profile picture :)
Worldwide Handsome army
**kicks down door** SOME B O D Y ONCE TOLD ME THIS MEME WILL FOREVER HAUNT ME
KitKatSortaAnimates it would work better if it was “this meme will always haunt me”
This doesn't work in the tune of All Star and I'm cRYING
*while Dan is screaming*
Phil: "Our neighbors are literally going to call the police."
Im surprised they didn’t call the police yet..
sorry but not even kidding
that first jumpscare had me spilling my goldfish
Wolfy 57286 same it made me jump so hard
From all the spooky week vids, this was the first one to actually make me jump
I was in class and almost jumped out of the window XD
Same! Spilt a whole cup of tea all over me!
Wolfy 57286 i’m not exaggerating, i literally threw my phone and spilled my water. (i’m watching this at 11pm on halloween in complete darkness okay don’t judge) that’s the hardest i’ve jumped out of all of the spooky week vids lol
In Scottish voice: HEY NOW YEH A ROCK STAHR
The Diminished yes.
Dan: **says that Phil's beetle jumper isnt scary**
Also dan: **explains why he's terrified of beetles**
LOGIC
Lol
i relate to dan lmao phil’s jumper is scary it’s just looks kinda weird lol
"I'm holding my boobs!" ~Phil Lester 2018
OKAY THESE GAMES ARENT SCARY UNTIL DAN SCREAMS AND PHIL PANICS AND THEN I GET SCARED SEND HELP
Dontevenknow anymore Same Dan‘s scream always scares me more then the jumpscares
Dontevenknow anymore SAME
Dan and Phil getting shrekt for 13 minutes
Silence Will Fall and that important 14 seconds
Mannie K Very important
Lemme hit dat dank zoink Scoob Blaze it
you're lost in the woods
there's no one around and your phone is dead
out of the corner of your eye you spot him
*shrek*
Shannon Dean *_oh no_*
N I C E
Get OUTTA MY sWamP
Wow how is that both anticlimactic and very satisfying at the same time
I want a fanfiction for this.
Dan: to the left
No one:
Absolutely no one:
Still nobody;
Phil: take it back now, y’all
Nobody gives a fuck. Shit trend.
@@iim4xii129 chill dude
One hop this time
Right foot lets go (i think that is how it goes..)
GamingDude2000 someone’s angy.
He protecc
He atacc
But most importantly
Shrek came and sent shivers down ya bacc
SimplifY 👏👏👏👏👏
He protecc
He atacc
But most importantly
He eat your limbs in the shack
@@emj602 I got a heart attac
he protecc
he attacc
but most importantly
Shrek just wants his onions back
he protecc
he attacc
but most importantly
dan and phil want donkey bacc 😔
i've never seen them so stressed over *onions* .
Imagine a Thomas the tank engine version of this...
You’re just wandering through the woods and as you turn around you see a huge train barreling towards you.
That’s what nightmares are made of.
Ah jeez Rick!!
i will fund this
I will sell my soul for this
Bass boosted theme as a warning
Shannon Mahla I swear that exists!
Phil: hello dan and phil games onions
Dan: DoNkEh
I THOUGHT HE SAID DONG HAIR LMAO
*_why is this scarier than yesterday's 18 rated game_*
So true
Oof
Idk, Gerald
Ok facts lmao
Because not knowing is scarier than seeing?
I love how Dan's reaction to the jumpscare was to grab Phil's hand away from the mouse
9:27 9:40
Dan's screaming is scaring me more than the actual jump scares
as usual during Spooky Week, innit?😂😂
me: oh its a bit quiet
me: *turns volume up*
me: *sees Dan open his mouth*
me: *turns volume down again*
jUst to be safe
dans pure horror upon discovery donkey’s barbecuing corpse was honestly really moving i wept
Everyone is talking about how scary Dan's minons socks are but i think the scariest thing is Phil saying "Daniel"
Whennnnnn
😂
xXMysticXx no.
*danny*
THE HORROR
thnks fr th dprssn Noooo
"DANIEL, donkey wouldn't want this!" xD
Dan: *forces Phil to play*
Also Dan: *proceeds to be an excessive backseat driver*
"take a shot every time phil sees an onion-"
me: 8 shots coming up
"-but misses it and runs in the opposite direction"
me: *fOuR hUnDrEd ShOtS cOmInG uP*
On the fourth day of spooky week Dan and Phil gave to me:
4 layered onions
3 terrifying people at dinner
2 creepy faces
And a cannibal granny...
I’ll continue tomorrow...
I literally looked through the comments just for this
Ooooh hey my name is Millie too :)
*sniff* that...that was beautiful
i'll be expecting your comment on the next spooky week video because this is beautiful i--
Jumpscares
4:16 - 4:19 (Shrek Warning)
5:31 - 5:33 (Shrek Death)
7:21 - 7:23 (Shrek Appears)
8:09 - 8:12 (Shrek Warning)
9:26 - 9:28 (Shrek Death)
11:43 - 11:47 (Shrek Warning)
12:04 - 12:06 (Shrek Appears)
12:21 - 12:24 (Shrek Death)
Happy Viewing!
Thank you so much friend
thank you ilysm
Omg thank you so much I was not gonna watch the video til I found a list
You're the hero we need and deserve.
thanks i thought the jumpscares would be ok but the first one-
The way he pronounces *dOnGKEiiiiiii* GOT ME ROLLINN 😂😂 5:15
dönkæ
IM CRYING
Dönkæ
D o n g e h
🤭🤣🤣🤣
do you remember at the begging of the year when dan said he was going to try and not yell as much? i don’t either
Pepperidge farm remembers
I don't even think Dan remembers
23 years old, under my duvet, hugging my companion cube, at 5am, being scared by Shrek.
Wtf is my life.
This is what happens when you watch Dan and Phil. 😂 Don’t worry, I’m doing the exact same
wats a companion cube
marley what I was gonna say
What’s a companion cube?
Companion cube is an absolute requirement.
Let's all have a minute of silence for Donkey-
silky pjm ok that’s enough
.
Impossible! I'm still laughing!
•cricket noises•
I want to kill shrek
"dim your lights"
bish, i'm in the complete dark at 3 am, okay?
ACTUALLY ME
Same but its 9:30 am and it's not dark at all whatsoever
*it's 3:41AM and i can't sleep so i relate.*
I'm in the dark at almost 9pm sooo
It’s motherfluffing 11:43 pm and I can’t sleep because i took a 5 hour nap
honestly this was scarier than resident evil
cyaniq Granny got nothing on Shrek
This is even worst than resident evil i dunno why
This was scarier than the Watson-Scott test.
When does Dan scream the most?
✖️ When he lost in a game
✖️ When someone scares him
✔️ When he realize Donkey is dead
Actually it's "When does Dan scream the most and fall off his chair?" And then Snape says, "All the time!"
I'm sorry what is my life
Phil Trash #2 Haha love it
@@philtrashno2 that's amazing
@@akras_a why thank you
@@philtrashno2 ofc me from a different dimension! ^-^
Phil changing directions EVERY 5 seconds *STRESSES ME OUT*
Vanessa Same
They've done so many Slender clones now, it could be a separate playlist.
Why is this game actually scaring me more than any other previous Spooky Week games (even from years ago)??
SpeckOfDignity (same)
It's the same for me. Jumpscares don't affect me so much as the sense of unease. The general eeriness that sticks with you. And the dark... I'm scared of the dark.
Yeah at about the first jump scare I screamed
SpeckOfDignity I AGREE?!
SpeckOfDignity same
Jumpscares
(from the previous comment @kippers)
4:16 - 4:19 (Shrek Warning)
5:31 - 5:33 (Shrek Death)
7:21 - 7:23 (Shrek Appears)
8:09 - 8:12 (Shrek Warning)
9:26 - 9:28 (Shrek Death)
11:43 - 11:47 (Shrek Warning)
12:04 - 12:06 (Shrek Appears)
12:21 - 12:24 (Shrek Death)
Liv Sparkles thank you!!
Thank You! God bless 💕
Bless you ❤️
Thank you so fucking much
thank you
Lmao aw, when Dan got spooked he grabbed to hold Phil’s hand
what is the time stamp for that?
@@caddiebaird2684 the scare at 9:26
Maya Grace they were both just flailing their hands lol
Ok?
@@oreosarevegan4257 He physically grabbed it off the mouse tho. Not saying it was for any other reason than instinct, but that part wasn't from the flailing.
the fact that dan has minion socks on is the scariest part of this video
I was thinking the same thing😂😂
Spooky week the time Dan shares his darkest secrets and reveals his true self... a dank meme.
And also the time where Dan falls off his desk chair... at least that's what we hope. Lol.
Or when you re-watch the episode a while ago when Phil ‘captured his shame’ by turning the lights on 😂😂
"Take a shot every time Phil looks at an onion, then doesn't register that there's an onion, and then runs in the opposite direction" whelp we're screwed
oneyedride I literally read this as he said it woah
oneyedride staffer is
hey y'all jumpscares are in the description but also at
4:16
5:32
8:11
9:26
11:43
12:22
Oh my god thank you u saved my life
lady gray I wanted to watch this again cause I kept skipping too much of of it everytime I tried but may god bless you
Thanks so much
Thank you! But now im also in apprehension 😂
lady gray don’t forget 0:53 with the frickin beetle
•Rest in Peace Donkey•
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
• He died in a tragic hut fire, shortly after his friend went mad with SLENDIE DISEASE •
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
• We send him our prayers•
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
• His final words, “get the onions now!” A frantic plea to an unknown person, not his friend Shrek•
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
• We love you Donkey •
Grace P R.I.P. Donkey
He was a beautiful donkey🙏🏻
Always in our hearts
Slendisease
lixbiz 02 amazing
Shrek is love
Shrek is life
Shrek will be in your sleep tonight
AND IN THE MORNIN'
*I'm makin' WAFFLES*
LordOf TheRings the greatest morning routine ever planned
I’m gonna rewatch all the shrek movies before I watch this video to know what’s gonna happen
@@Alleyah yup
@The Early Kit Inn sure...how many? XD
@Mika Leo A. DUN DUN DUNNNNN GAME THEORIESSSS
hit the first jumpscare,, i just jumped really violently and exhaled very forcefully and my roommate who is Normal is _right there_
"who is normal" LMAO
Sadie Abernathy I love that you capitalized “Normal”
The stress of being around normal people who probably only are near you because they think YOU'RE normal multiplied by watching shrek chase people stealing his onions. I pray for you
"Why am I scared by a random Scottish guy doing all Star quotes*
Bro, I relate
*my dad*
Maddy Heely bAHahhaHhahHahha
I have no words......
Me too
Maddy Heely omg same
HEEHEE HEhE heeHEe
wow i cant believe someone made a dan simulator
your profile picture is amazing.
Panic! at the ogre
Hello There oK LISTEN HER EYOU LITTLE SHET-
this is genuinely the scariest video of the week and i have no idea why as im a girl who loves horror movies but something about this is just genuinely terrifying
Honestly same. I love horror stuff but this genuinely scared be
Its just disturbing...
i screamed fr
It's the horror of dead memes past
It's Shrek that's why.
dan ripping phil's hand from the mouse is the best thing
somebody once told me that shrek was a bit evil
his sidekick donkey is kind of dead
dan screams a lot and phils looking pretty spooky
with a massive beetle printed 'cross his chest
and the jumpscares keep coming
and they wont stop coming
you better watch out or shrek will keep you runnin
spooky week has barely begun
and a absoloute legend has already been ruined
so many spooks, so many screams
so whats wrong with hitting the floor?
when dans chair lands on the ground
cause he heard a scary sound
ICONIC
is it weird that I sang this ? 😂
@@ellamayy05 Nope, I did too... out loud... in front of my entire family....I'm so gonna be grounded.
thatonevampire I love you for this 😂😂
yes pls
I'M HOLDING MY BOOBS!!?!?!?! -Phil 2018
Boob king...? :>
Lady doot
OMG I MEANT DOOR *L A D Y D O O R*
I can't wait to plop this in the comments of one of his livestreams in a few years
HiMyNameIs[Kerrigan] lady doot 😂😂😂
The only jumpscare I got was Dan saying "donkeh"
SimplifY
dOnKeY
Run! Run! Hold shift with your L E F T F I N G E R.
**me in any social situation**
*...Shrek is love?*
Izzy ...Shrek is life :)
Nah m8, shrek is life.
Shrek is Dan
no stop
baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more
Aw I had no idea Dan was afraid of The Beatles. This is so sad Alexa play here comes the sun.
Crying
Play Revolution Number 9
i was expecting this comment
I’m spooked
K -Game you really went there huh
"Just keep walking with conviction and you'll be ok" -accidental motivational Dan 2018.
anyone else notice that the beetle jumper is sparkly????
makes me love it more
yes !! i love it sm
Yes it is pretty cool
donkeyisonfire and alostinamazeingphil
10/10 names these time
*JUMPSCARE TIMES AND STUFF:*
2:16 - Probably the scariest one of them all, deserves its own special warning.
4:16 - First jumpscare of the night ladies and gents and my non-binary friends
5:10 - DONKEY NO (tHe hORrOr)
5:30 - Another jumpscare, the dank music helps you stay calm though
8:09 - Donkey wouldn't want this.
9:25 - *All star plays in Scottish*
9:37 - Just found this treasure, beware of Dan's minion socks they'll haunt you for life
11:44 - Shrek's makin waffles
12:18 - Eat your onions kids.
Amyrose 209 Thanks
The captions are 😙👌 perfecto.
thanks but it's in the description lmao
Thank you! Also, those captions though 😂😂😂
Doing God's work 👃
Phil referring to shrek as ‘that lad’ is the best thing
Phil saying "I'm holding my boobs" while holding his boobs is the best thing
warning jump scare: 0:00-13:14
I don't know who you are but I hate you now
Rin futagobana k thanks fine with me
It’s legit just dan screaming for 13 minutes
NO U SPOILED THE VIDEO
Pressley Bylsma yup pretty much
"Dan and Phil Simulator"
"I'm leaving socks on the floor!"
"Yes, I'm collecting the socks and every 5 meters into the wood, you change direction"
I can't breathe thanks
its all ogre now.
dakkydooo it’s never ogre
dakkydooo I’ll show you to the door
@@hotcheetossuck 👀👀👀
why did I laugh so hard at that
ok
Shrek 5 looks so good!!!
"I'm here to see your onions." -Phil Lester 2k18
Phil, you've said some pretty weird shit, but that might get you monitored by the FBI.
RIP headphone uses at 5:13
I think Dan screaming is more terrifying than the actual game tbh 😂
I literally stopped the vid at 5:05 once I saw this comment... I'm pondering wether I should risk it. I gotta prep my self.😭
Lmaoo Phil said that too 😂
Thanks for the warning :)
JUMPSCARES (IN ORDER):
4:15
5:13 (not really jumpscare just Dan screaming)
5:32
7:22
8:08
9:25
11:43
12:22
happy spooky week ;)
Bless you
👼🏻👼🏻👼🏻👼🏻
Thank u ily
ily
God bless
*COME HERE CHILDREN I WANT TO SEE YOUR ONION*
-Phil Lester 2018
Jesus Christ someone hand me the holy water
Snoring Munchlax I read this as red leister the cheese
Remove the dot from his middle name letter, this is what you get, Phil Mlester.
GUYS THIS RUINED ALL STAR FOR ME AND IM GONNA BE PLAYING IT FOR BAND FOR THE NEXT THREE AND A HALF MONTHS ASHAGZGHDHSJ
i feel your pain... band prisoners gotta stick together
how'd it go lmao
Acc its asdfghjkl
Review from Phil: I hate it.
I cant wait to watch a compilation of dan screaming for an hour.
The scariest part of this video is the fact I could see my reflection throughout the whole thing
Silence Will Fall MATT SMITH AHHH
OMG SKAMJANZJANSJAM
IF THAT AIN'T ME 🤣
Phil singing Orinoco Flow while being chased by a slow moving low graphic Shrek summarizes my life.
CAN SOMEBODY PLEASE MAKE A DAN AND PHIL SIMULATOR
I never knew I needed this until now...
*The internet is here*
The jumpscare says 'hello internet' 😂😂😂
Cara Leggett it would be dan screaming and falling off a chair
please someone make this omg
Phil’s jumper is really giving me The Mummy vibes 👀
Same
omg i haven't watched dan and phil in ages but this shit is so funny
you should come back to the phandom they r peaking
Same :)
same
Welcome back
no please.. dont do it. youve escaped once... if you come back. . . YOU WONT EVER BE ABLE TO L E A V E
Shrek is love
Shrek is life
Lmao nooooo
*war flashbacks*
Me: *reEEEEEE*
-God 2013
Out of EVERY game you've played this year Shrek is the one that made me jump I can't believe this
theunfortunatejess i freaking screamed
Duuuude same I legit YEETED my phone out of my hand... Not even the game yesterday made me jump... 😂😅
All because of a terribly animated shrek rip 😂
the most traumatizing part of all of this is Dan's minion socks
*im not even gonna be able to listen to all star ironically anymore*
Dan Howell 2018 everyone
Delaneylaney I read this as he said it 😂
Natalie Grace HAHA what an experience
I’m disappointed that I got scared by shrek
Dan is a forever mood