Dan and Phil's Traumatic Golf Incident

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  • Опубликовано: 14 окт 2024
  • Do NOT let it fool you - this 'golf' was the most horrifying and stressful experience of our lives.
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    Music - Kevin Macleod Incompetech

Комментарии • 2,7 тыс.

  • @DanAndPhilGAMES
    @DanAndPhilGAMES  11 месяцев назад +1170

    treat your wardrobe to a good time with the BACK FROM THE DEAD resurrection merch drop available for only 9 more days!! UK/World: danandphilshop.com USA: us.danandphilshop.com

    • @Wtf_is_going_on420
      @Wtf_is_going_on420 11 месяцев назад +6

      I ordered mine. so excited for it to come 🎉

    • @ambiguousaesthetic4170
      @ambiguousaesthetic4170 11 месяцев назад +5

      Really think it's cool as hell but just wish you guys' faces were more recognisable on it. If so I'd have totally bought it

    • @ainsleywilliams2604
      @ainsleywilliams2604 11 месяцев назад +7

      You guys should play Deltarune!

  • @WonderNanu
    @WonderNanu 11 месяцев назад +9713

    expectation: golf w/ friends with a spooky theme
    reality: literal hell

    • @eggiboiroi
      @eggiboiroi 11 месяцев назад +166

      YES THANK YOU bc when they pulled this up i was so sus of this bein a good time and then…i was gooped…

    • @angelat4512
      @angelat4512 11 месяцев назад +62

      I was like oh a nice break from the scary!!! Jk

    • @riverstein7251
      @riverstein7251 11 месяцев назад +50

      This is hell and the MC is being punished for their golf hubris. They tortured one too many golf customer service people in their lifetime

  • @angelnatt
    @angelnatt 11 месяцев назад +3736

    phil getting scared by dan screaming rather than the actual game is FUNDAMENTAL to spooky week

  • @Centristlol
    @Centristlol 11 месяцев назад +4693

    I love the idea that there’s an active serial killer(s) on this golf course and this absolute chad is unfazed and just continued to tee up

    • @trowberries
      @trowberries 11 месяцев назад +223

      “this absolute chad” i’m crying hahahahaha

    • @utopiaa_1775
      @utopiaa_1775 11 месяцев назад +188

      despite the horrors, they stay silly

    • @jungtothehuimang
      @jungtothehuimang 11 месяцев назад +61

      Golf is life

    • @kendallsulkin1
      @kendallsulkin1 11 месяцев назад +74

      The dnpgames comment section is the best section, ive missed the chaos

    • @Centristlol
      @Centristlol 11 месяцев назад +14

      @@kendallsulkin1 nearly as chaotic as the video itself

  • @gamrb0i694
    @gamrb0i694 11 месяцев назад +1820

    dan joking that the scariest thing that could happen is a guy telling them the course is closed and then that happens. i appreciated that

  • @breadstore_1
    @breadstore_1 11 месяцев назад +3175

    I love that Dan’s actually playing and Phil’s here to look pretty and be funny

    • @rachelhydrogen
      @rachelhydrogen 11 месяцев назад +253

      And he’s doing great at both

    • @serixskylark
      @serixskylark 11 месяцев назад +109

      That was our favorite aspect of D&PGames in the past!

    • @_bebeboudeur_
      @_bebeboudeur_ 11 месяцев назад +135

      phil is ken really

    • @cazzabojangles
      @cazzabojangles 11 месяцев назад +144

      Phil "passesnger princess" Lester

  • @itsalmostsunrise8811
    @itsalmostsunrise8811 11 месяцев назад +2458

    "The real horror is accessibility" Dan is so right

    • @statementofjoespooky1660
      @statementofjoespooky1660 11 месяцев назад +107

      Me, desperately hoping subtitles will be added to the video because I have auditory processing disorder

    • @awistaiw-uwu
      @awistaiw-uwu 11 месяцев назад

      ​@@statementofjoespooky1660w for us finally

    • @mollusckscramp4124
      @mollusckscramp4124 4 месяца назад +1

      Haaaa, was looking for this comment

  • @willowshearer9260
    @willowshearer9260 11 месяцев назад +2332

    I love when Phil makes a "scandalous" joke he looks to Dan to make sure it was actually funny.

    • @lumae8216
      @lumae8216 11 месяцев назад +82

      It’s so adorable fr 😭

    • @callmek5
      @callmek5 11 месяцев назад +27

      i love him 😭😭😭

  • @fic-it
    @fic-it 11 месяцев назад +10988

    I just love how Phil broke his flag, stole Dan's hat, convinced Dan he was the one who broke the flag and got away with it 🤭

    • @seafarer_
      @seafarer_ 11 месяцев назад +369

      HAHA totally forgot about that

    • @lasanister6925
      @lasanister6925 11 месяцев назад +701

      Truly one to gaslight and gatekeep

    • @bugbear2357
      @bugbear2357 11 месяцев назад +655

      gaslight gatekeep gayboss

    • @beomgguks970
      @beomgguks970 11 месяцев назад +607

      gaslight, gatekeep, *golf boss*

    • @existentialpotato
      @existentialpotato 11 месяцев назад +58

      gaslight gatekeep girlboss

  • @gaosaman
    @gaosaman 11 месяцев назад +1626

    10:41 "Life is fleeting, balls be yeeting."
    that was so inspirational Dan, thank you for that.

    • @katarinak4347
      @katarinak4347 6 месяцев назад +2

      That quote lives in my head rent free 25/8

    • @BeetBonk
      @BeetBonk 6 месяцев назад +6

      “What can I say?”
      😂😂😂😂

  • @eddieee2
    @eddieee2 11 месяцев назад +1452

    This is, no joke, the scariest game you've ever played on this channel. I shit myself. 10/10.

    • @piperbourseau5695
      @piperbourseau5695 11 месяцев назад +8

      It’s definitely up there with Granny

    • @ali12475
      @ali12475 8 месяцев назад +24

      i’m rewatching this again and the first jumpscare of “craig” still made my heart fall out my ass

  • @melitajay
    @melitajay 11 месяцев назад +1378

    This is actually the scariest game you've ever played I think. The tension is unbearable.

    • @phi7534
      @phi7534 11 месяцев назад +76

      even on a rewatch this feels like 38 minutes of cardio

    • @peepoo3477
      @peepoo3477 11 месяцев назад +43

      like I'll have to watch this tomorrow cause watching at night is too much 😅 why is it so terrifying

    • @sh4rkss
      @sh4rkss 11 месяцев назад +19

      i literally went to bed so i could watch this in daylight 😭

    • @d25102
      @d25102 11 месяцев назад +6

      i decided to wait one full day to watch it late at night lmfao im terrified why did i do this

    • @Kat-PM
      @Kat-PM День назад

      Idk, PT Silent Hill was pretty scary

  • @annamac2383
    @annamac2383 11 месяцев назад +4189

    Phil is the passenger prince of spooky week and honestly I'd want to be in the same position.

    • @hannahlettig4015
      @hannahlettig4015 11 месяцев назад +182

      “Phil is the Passenger Princess of Spooky Week” should be on a t-shirt

    • @phirion6341
      @phirion6341 11 месяцев назад +215

      Passenger Prince Phil and Driver Disaster Dan is a dynamic

    • @dianarojo-jewell4070
      @dianarojo-jewell4070 11 месяцев назад +99

      When I "played" scary games with my friend, I was the passenger player lol. She was in control of fighting the zombies and I was in control of freaking out next to her and occasionally helping make decisions when needed

    • @marayuuu
      @marayuuu 11 месяцев назад +52

      hes the passenger prisoner 😭

    • @dianarojo-jewell4070
      @dianarojo-jewell4070 11 месяцев назад +8

      @@marayuuu Most accurate haha

  • @ejirdle
    @ejirdle 11 месяцев назад +3693

    phil saying "IF you ever die", like there's a chance dan might be immortal😭

    • @melenapereira3647
      @melenapereira3647 11 месяцев назад +128

      he is immortal idk what ur talking about

    • @jungtothehuimang
      @jungtothehuimang 11 месяцев назад +81

      Can you be sure he isn't

    • @sam.w8477
      @sam.w8477 11 месяцев назад +98

      Immortal till proven otherwise

    • @nomorepikachu
      @nomorepikachu 11 месяцев назад +39

      he hasn't aged in like 10 years, so who knows

  • @jaym5112
    @jaym5112 11 месяцев назад +981

    decided to watch this before bed after getting home from the late shift at 3am, thinking "oh that's fine it's just golf with friends". i have many regrets

    • @Esterferreiradecastro
      @Esterferreiradecastro 11 месяцев назад +43

      Same, thought it would be a nice video to fall asleep now im full of adrenaline

    • @Sparkles-and-Snoozles
      @Sparkles-and-Snoozles 2 месяца назад +2

      Making the same mistake nine months later

  • @onerandomnerdygirl2306
    @onerandomnerdygirl2306 11 месяцев назад +4052

    Hey guys! I’m a seamstress, and I genuinely love watching you guys play golf games. If I make you good quality golf hats would you play another one Dan?

    • @mx.noname4710
      @mx.noname4710 11 месяцев назад +139

      Yes yes yes do it

    • @PriyaPans
      @PriyaPans 11 месяцев назад +46

      Out of curiosity, how would you make the golf pole thingy?

    • @chuttsh
      @chuttsh 11 месяцев назад +73

      @@PriyaPans not the one you're asking but i would do the pole with like a round flat base like they do for idk summer umbrellas on the beach and then the base would be fitted into a pocket in the hat or something

    • @onerandomnerdygirl2306
      @onerandomnerdygirl2306 11 месяцев назад +128

      @@PriyaPans there are a few ways! I could make it out of felt and interfacing (basically a very stiff fabric) and sew it in at an angle. Or I could make the pole out of leather and wire. I could also make it out of thermoplastic. also make cosplay to so I could sculpt a little cap circle out of thermoplastic and attach that to the finished hat as decoration

    • @mj_mewa
      @mj_mewa 11 месяцев назад +45

      I do hope they'll see this comment

  • @j_fenrir
    @j_fenrir 11 месяцев назад +1761

    This is literally the horror of the weeping angels in a golf package. Fully unlocking a new sense of fear combining a horror game with childhood terror

    • @kari7966
      @kari7966 11 месяцев назад +97

      so we all watched dr who too young huh

    • @dals3099
      @dals3099 11 месяцев назад +26

      oh my god you're so right

    • @j_fenrir
      @j_fenrir 11 месяцев назад +13

      @@kari7966 best way to live

    • @arihart4216
      @arihart4216 11 месяцев назад +36

      THIS is why this scares the fuck out of me so much

    • @ukiyo12117
      @ukiyo12117 11 месяцев назад +23

      IKR??? This gives me both terror and anxiety, but it's also so funny to see Dan's reaction (I'd probably cry if I played it, though lol)

  • @viatheanimator
    @viatheanimator 11 месяцев назад +2915

    the way i immediately fell back into consuming dan and phil content as a now 22 year old… y’all really been with me since the beginning

    • @liruohua1866
      @liruohua1866 11 месяцев назад +73

      Damn... you just made me realize I started watching them when I was 13, I'm 22 too now 😭
      I'm so thankful to be able to consume their content just the same over practically a decade

    • @graymonk5972
      @graymonk5972 11 месяцев назад +24

      i used to watch their stuff so much when i was 12, i’m 20 now. it’s wild how fast time flies but some things never change

    • @ks9759
      @ks9759 11 месяцев назад +57

      Started watching when I was in high school, and now I’m 28 👵🏻 holy hell. These vids really feel like I popped open a time capsule to my youth.

    • @wingsoficarus999
      @wingsoficarus999 11 месяцев назад +3

      holy shit we have the same profile picture

    • @moss-enthusiast
      @moss-enthusiast 11 месяцев назад +4

      I'm also 22 now! Time sure does fly

  • @raashi5529
    @raashi5529 11 месяцев назад +1922

    Phil has gotten so comfortable with his innuendos.. it's just pure chaos and I am here for it

    • @sleepybean420
      @sleepybean420 11 месяцев назад +46

      Making up for the years he didn’t I think 😅

    • @puptastic5
      @puptastic5 11 месяцев назад +6

      ​@@sleepybean420he does it alot on his channel tho too XD

    • @raashi5529
      @raashi5529 11 месяцев назад +10

      @@sleepybean420 this is glow up!! He is more comfortable and confident

    • @sadi3333
      @sadi3333 11 месяцев назад +6

      Ikr what a king

    • @Kamexe
      @Kamexe 11 месяцев назад +2

      Weve all gotten older and evolved lol.

  • @pillowvibes
    @pillowvibes 11 месяцев назад +712

    It will never fail to make me laugh that phil is incapable of jumpscaring dan, but game jumpscares get dan every single time lmao and the fact that phil is always like ‘you scared me more than the game!’ will never not make me laugh

  • @fooolsun4917
    @fooolsun4917 11 месяцев назад +1117

    I thought this was going to be golf with friends but with like pumpkins and a cute haunted house theme, what the hell was that? 😭

    • @sandral.3799
      @sandral.3799 11 месяцев назад +64

      Not golf with frieds with pumpkins and a cute haunted house theme 😭😭😭

    • @mollusckscramp4124
      @mollusckscramp4124 4 месяца назад

      Pumpkins lmfao

  • @karleetwiner2229
    @karleetwiner2229 11 месяцев назад +1320

    The scariest character is the one you're playing as since they don't seem super bothered by being followed by corpses... they just really want to golf. Pretty psychotic

    • @MoonchildDontCry
      @MoonchildDontCry 11 месяцев назад +115

      My theory is they did some insane hard drugs, went to golf, were asked to leave. So they k!lled those staff members. Now their corpses are following them like a telltale heart.

    • @karleetwiner2229
      @karleetwiner2229 11 месяцев назад +30

      @@MoonchildDontCry Dark theory, but honestly valid

    • @dandeliondunmer3637
      @dandeliondunmer3637 11 месяцев назад +22

      ​@@MoonchildDontCry this is an interesting theory. Mine was a schizophrenic person having an psychotic episode while golfing. And the end is them like coming out of the hallucination.

    • @mollusckscramp4124
      @mollusckscramp4124 4 месяца назад +1

      @@MoonchildDontCry That was my theory too. The Flowey from Undertale sh!t really flew out of left field 💀

  • @lillian5863
    @lillian5863 11 месяцев назад +812

    Okay but Dan is actually so good at this??? I could never land the ball under that kind of pressure lmao

    • @morhido
      @morhido 11 месяцев назад +57

      Omg right?? Despite all his joking around and screaming he actually kept a surprisingly level head, it honestly shocked me

  • @clarissarojas7959
    @clarissarojas7959 11 месяцев назад +1890

    And this, kids, is why you don’t golf without friends

  • @dahliapins
    @dahliapins 11 месяцев назад +380

    this is genuinely one of the scariest games i’ve ever seen like the fucking horrid contrast between calm and focused golfing and true weeping angels fear is truly gonna be the end of me

  • @nothanksillwaitforthenextcar
    @nothanksillwaitforthenextcar 11 месяцев назад +353

    phil going "he's like a steel brick" and then dan almost immediately jumping and squealing is truly what spooky week is about

  • @maddied5825
    @maddied5825 11 месяцев назад +1118

    Why was this legitimately the scariest game they’ve play so far this week

  • @Kayla-q5i1i
    @Kayla-q5i1i 11 месяцев назад +1170

    Phil calling the walking corpses “babes” at 25:33 gave me life

  • @juliaaxer6885
    @juliaaxer6885 11 месяцев назад +239

    saw this and thought "ah, they're taking a break from the horror after yesterday's video, this'll probably be like a halloween themed golf with friends" ... well

  • @trowberries
    @trowberries 11 месяцев назад +944

    I think this may be the first time where I was equally scared as you both instead of just laughing evilly at you being scared 😭😭

  • @halliewong
    @halliewong 8 месяцев назад +210

    FOR THOSE INTERESTED (LONG): Basically, this game is about a person who has been possessed by some sort of strange deity that is/represents the golf course. The lawn care company, "Greener Grass", seems to be a cult dedicated to a different deity (the one fought and destroyed at the end) and they are attempting to take over the golf course (and possibly replace it with a forest of evil trees? like the ones attacking the player in the end). (One of the analyses I saw referred to the Greener Grass entity as a sort of parasite.)
    I'm not sure WHY, but it seems that the Golf Course deity needs to use a physical body to defeat the "Greener Grass" deity. The phrasing of "Choose Body" and "This Body Cannot Swim" reaffirms this. The "I MUST GOLF" text preventing the player from leaving the course may then be a sort of mental block against "the body" by the Golf Course entity to keep them from leaving. The fact that both the security guard reacted "normally" to the player at first (8:42), then seemed horrified when the player gets too close makes it seem like he could, close up, see that the player is not human, but merely masquerading as one.
    When the player gets into the caddy house (28:23)-which, btw, confirms that the player is NOT the killer, given that there is no way they could have gotten there and killed already (especially given the attendant's warning before then)-and are transported to the alternate(?) dimension, we can see that the blood of a sacrificed Golf Club member is creating/powering the magical golf ball. The statues in the forest are people who have joined/been taken by the Greener Grass deity/cult; they are all posed as if dancing (as in the "bizarre ad", more on that later) and they all have their faces are ripped open into smiles (29:29, creepy). (When the player is caught and attacked by the people on the course, they have their face ripped open, presumably into a similar smile (e.g. 15:30, jumpscare).) (We later see that the Greener Grass deity has a huge smile as well.)
    When the player gets through the forest, the text "pop the blister" and "kill the tree" (30:17) are in the same font used for the player's voice (like when replying to the guard and attendant). This may be because, rather than being instructions to the Video Game players, it's instructions to "the body" from the Golf Course deity. The first time the player meets the Greener Grass deity, the text is "generic." (31:18). The phrasing "you cannot kill *_A_* god" is interesting as well, as it "confirms" that there are multiple gods, one of which is possessing the player. The god also states "you will join me eventually. everyone does." He wants the player to join his creepy cult so he can have more sacrifices (/dinner?).
    The second time the player meets the Green Grass deity (33:48), he says "now I realize who I'm talking to. no matter. your suit of flesh is fragile." Because he's talking to another god, the one he's trying to take over the course from, and the player is just a meat-suit. "I will break it open and you will pour out."
    GOD VS GOD
    When the player wakes up after killing the Greener Grass Diety (35:38), the player's voice/inner monologue is in a completely different text, and they are clearly confused. The Golf Course deity has left their body.
    GREENER GRASS'S "BIZARRE AD": Honestly, you should look it up if you're curious, because the whole thing truly _is_ bizarre. In essence, it's basically a musical video encouraging viewers to join their cult, and when you watch it through that lens, it's kinda obvious and _definitely_ freaky af. (There are multiple points, like briefly shown at 36:27, where it looks like they're trying to hypnotise their audience.)The "specialists" shown in the ad (as well as on the poster at 13:05) are the ones attacking the player as they try to golf. (In particular, when one of them attacks the player (e.g. 15:30) as well as when they first reach the caddy house (28:05), if you slow it down/go frame by frame, his smile and dead eyes are recognizable as the brown-haired guy from the ad (36:33).) The "specialists" all have giant smiles through the whole ad, and when the the "customer" accepts Greener Grass, she gets a giant smile too.
    _(This came from me watching _*_other people's_*_ analysis videos about it, because I was so confused and interested (and SCARED) that I looked it up.)_

    • @poppunkrock141
      @poppunkrock141 2 месяца назад +18

      why is the golf lore genuinely very intriguing

    • @slutforsoukoku
      @slutforsoukoku Месяц назад

      holy shit thats actually so interesting wtf

  • @anna_banana7019
    @anna_banana7019 11 месяцев назад +2583

    Anthony is back with smosh, Dan and Phil games is back, David tennant is the doctor again! My childhood is healing

    • @tmatar6345
      @tmatar6345 11 месяцев назад +9

      same, i don’t deserve it

    • @ollieollieoxenfree3246
      @ollieollieoxenfree3246 11 месяцев назад +55

      Wait wtf David tenant is the doctor again ??? 🤯

    • @gikkiv
      @gikkiv 11 месяцев назад +38

      @@ollieollieoxenfree3246 He's back as the doctor for the specials, not as the actual 14th doctor.

    • @Oddf0x
      @Oddf0x 11 месяцев назад +30

      ​​@@gikkivhe's confirmed to be the 14th doctor, ncuti gatwa is canonical 15th doctor

    • @katie6452
      @katie6452 11 месяцев назад +13

      WHAT ANTHONY IS BACK WITH SMOSH

  • @Sabrina-sc1db
    @Sabrina-sc1db 11 месяцев назад +643

    From Golf with Friends to Golf with Enemies

    • @TibsisTops
      @TibsisTops 11 месяцев назад +15

      This comment should be pinned

  • @hannahcrouch22
    @hannahcrouch22 11 месяцев назад +283

    I thought I grew out of the “Dan and Phil” sense of humor in adulthood, I was SO wrong

  • @nia.j.h
    @nia.j.h 11 месяцев назад +322

    I was so unprepared to be legitimately scared by this game that I had no defence mechanisms engaged and I actually screamed out loud and immediately felt so embarrassed, I frickin love spooky week

  • @mariereadsbooks
    @mariereadsbooks 11 месяцев назад +1067

    I was so immersed in this video, and then out of nowhere my cat meowed and I actually screamed.

    • @bubblegumbunny
      @bubblegumbunny 11 месяцев назад +91

      Same but it was my parrot saying "Hello darling"

    • @leahrose-yt
      @leahrose-yt 11 месяцев назад +39

      my friend texted me and the vibration scared me 😭

    • @hyperinsomniaparacondrioid
      @hyperinsomniaparacondrioid 11 месяцев назад +30

      My mom walked in and I screamed lmao

    • @riverstein7251
      @riverstein7251 11 месяцев назад +32

      I shrieked at a jumpscare which caused my dog to yeet herself from the room and leave me to fend for myself

  • @WitchOfCats
    @WitchOfCats 11 месяцев назад +303

    How does it suddenly feel like there was no hiatus??? I’m both happy and constantly confused by time now

    • @julietnony9267
      @julietnony9267 11 месяцев назад +7

      Soo i have AuDHD and severe time blindness. Last time I watched their NEW video, I was like 13 still living at home with my father. I’m now 21, was in foster care, and already have a hard time understanding I’m not like 17 anymore cuz of the time blindness and weird life timeline. This channel is both saving my life and completely confusing my broken brain about how old I actually am. Yesterday I watched the latest video before this one before sleeping, and when my WORK alarm went off at 9pm for an overnight shift I thought it was my school alarm going off at 5am like it used to. I had to ask my bf, who I hadn’t even met yet before they stopped uploading, if I was late to school.

  • @1Bonezy1
    @1Bonezy1 11 месяцев назад +5364

    These consistent uploads are the scariest part

    • @XxRexorcistxX
      @XxRexorcistxX 11 месяцев назад +101

      Fr like when are they filming these???? They’re so fast lol

    • @Lewis_McCartney
      @Lewis_McCartney 11 месяцев назад +58

      Trueee.
      It's like the best kind of jumpscare, a joy scare if you will.

    • @SensaiGaia1
      @SensaiGaia1 11 месяцев назад +72

      @@XxRexorcistxX Probably pre filmed a lot, plus editing takes time as well. But the more content the more I am happy again :D

    • @1Bonezy1
      @1Bonezy1 11 месяцев назад +3

      @@Lewis_McCartney Exactlyyy

    • @meggz35
      @meggz35 11 месяцев назад +66

      @@XxRexorcistxXthey def had multiple episodes banked before even making the come back announcement lol

  • @nicolevalley94
    @nicolevalley94 11 месяцев назад +391

    Phil: *absolutely terrified*
    Dan: it's fine, he's already dead
    Phil: *fear escalates*
    Dan: it's fine, I can see the temple

  • @Everyoneelsewastaken
    @Everyoneelsewastaken 7 месяцев назад +43

    this game is absolutely terrifying and extremely well designed, the pacing, music and story reveal were so good, it didn't need a huge budget when it was so well done. phil was great at keeping dan calm, and i loved how dan kept saying 'excuse me' to all the scary faces and the way they kept clapping every time they did well no matter how terrifying the situation was; i cover the screen when i watch the horror games and my hand was getting so tired at the end of this

  • @bugbear2357
    @bugbear2357 11 месяцев назад +1961

    holy shit the golf hats are back! I kinda assumed they'd been lost at some point

    • @klaudia6057
      @klaudia6057 11 месяцев назад +24

      I kinda hoped they had 😂

    • @matthewevans97
      @matthewevans97 11 месяцев назад +85

      I bet phil had secretly hidden them so Dan couldn't bin them.

    • @papulaine
      @papulaine 11 месяцев назад +41

      kinda seems like they got new ones lol

    • @really-quite-exhausted
      @really-quite-exhausted 11 месяцев назад +34

      ​@@papulainethey probably keep them in the plastic bags so the black stuff doesn't get everywhere

    • @ashrowan2143
      @ashrowan2143 11 месяцев назад +10

      Them being 'lost' seems more likely than actually getting lost

  • @cringedesu
    @cringedesu 11 месяцев назад +320

    I don’t know why I didn’t expect this to be actually traumatizing

  • @orbitlix
    @orbitlix 11 месяцев назад +418

    literally genuinely watching this was scarier than the past 2 spooky week episodes

    • @taylahcooper8174
      @taylahcooper8174 11 месяцев назад +7

      I actually jumped at 15:28 😂😂

  • @strawberryjamin_
    @strawberryjamin_ 11 месяцев назад +364

    I genuinely could not have imagined that a game about golf could be so utterly terrifying. 16 minutes in and I’m not sure if my heart can handle much more of this 😭

    • @strawberryjamin_
      @strawberryjamin_ 11 месяцев назад +42

      Oh god it got so much worse 😭😭😭

    • @wolffe1088
      @wolffe1088 11 месяцев назад +15

      i'm 18 minutes in and taking a breather in the comments bc i'm on the verge of stress tears, and this comment does not make me hopeful 😭

    • @wolffe1088
      @wolffe1088 11 месяцев назад +7

      i actually started sobbing

    • @beechsmith9524
      @beechsmith9524 11 месяцев назад +4

      ​@@wolffe1088why's it so bad I'm 14 mins in and stressed

  • @samsingsthings
    @samsingsthings 11 месяцев назад +2720

    i usually avoid spooky week because for me it's too scary. i clicked on this like 'how bad could golf be?'
    mistakes. mistakes were made.

    • @cosmosisrose
      @cosmosisrose 11 месяцев назад +27

      for some reason this one isn’t too bad for me and I’m too sensitive for even the horror stuff aimed at kids

    • @hannahwatermelon
      @hannahwatermelon 11 месяцев назад +91

      this one is the most scared I've ever been watching a spooky week video lmao

    • @lameborghini6980
      @lameborghini6980 11 месяцев назад +42

      I’m so glad I saw this before getting further in the video because I thought the exact same thing

    • @felesnocis
      @felesnocis 11 месяцев назад

      @@lameborghini6980you can watch up to 15:00 with no scary stuff.

    • @KreeZafi
      @KreeZafi 11 месяцев назад +38

      @@cosmosisrose It's all a matter of what one personally finds scary, I guess! I watched the Conjuring movies because someone told me I'd get scared, but they did nothing for me. But I was EXTREMELY on edge watching a playthrough of the game Closing Shift and was too scared to even go to the bathroom after lol. Different strokes for different folks, or whatever.

  • @tankhan401k
    @tankhan401k 11 месяцев назад +717

    had my butt cheeks CLENCHED through this damn video

    • @j_fenrir
      @j_fenrir 11 месяцев назад +69

      Full on 38 minute CHEEK WORKOUT

    • @tankhan401k
      @tankhan401k 11 месяцев назад +48

      @@j_fenrir WHY WAS THIS SO STRESSFUL I HAVE A TONED BUTT ATP

    • @j_fenrir
      @j_fenrir 11 месяцев назад

      @@tankhan401k HONEST TO GOD GOLF HORROR GOT ME THIS TENSE. GOLF. HORROR.

    • @MoonchildDontCry
      @MoonchildDontCry 11 месяцев назад +14

      I AM CRYING y'all are so funny!😭

  • @Morster
    @Morster 11 месяцев назад +396

    I love Phil’s enthusiasm for wearing themed outfits to match the video, and Dan’s exasperation whenever he does🤣. They really balance each other out👌

  • @ladybirdg5658
    @ladybirdg5658 11 месяцев назад +112

    This game is AMAZING. The pacing is incredible. Every time the gameplay almost gets boring, something escalates. I didn't think I'd get a "kill god and golf simulator" out of this video lol

  • @briannalaskai241
    @briannalaskai241 11 месяцев назад +119

    Phil just exclaiming “PISS!” as a curse is hilarious

  • @justasmltwngir1732
    @justasmltwngir1732 11 месяцев назад +328

    In every Golf with Friends video before the hiatus, Phil always avoided calling us “holes”, but this video opens with us being called spooky holes. Very excited to see what other character development will unfold this week.

  • @annatheblobfish9684
    @annatheblobfish9684 11 месяцев назад +1620

    I’m hoping that the return of spooky week means we will also get gamingmas back 👀🤞

    • @prageruwu69
      @prageruwu69 11 месяцев назад +20

      omg yes

    • @Theo-xn3rg
      @Theo-xn3rg 11 месяцев назад +34

      Literally the only good part abt Christmas

    • @anetatereza7950
      @anetatereza7950 11 месяцев назад +9

      That would be a dream come true 🥹

    • @TheBerylfly
      @TheBerylfly 11 месяцев назад +40

      I know Dan and Phil move in mysterious ways but no way they come back to the gaming channel and miss out on all that SWEET SWEET DECEMBER AD REVENUE

    • @TheIndigoSystem
      @TheIndigoSystem 11 месяцев назад +8

      Yep prob not 24 days but a week hopefully with Sims randomly between now and then

  • @tuluin_
    @tuluin_ 11 месяцев назад +286

    this is legitimately the scariest video on the channel. i jumped SO many times

    • @ktemma69
      @ktemma69 11 месяцев назад +13

      I had to take a break and come back I thought I was gonna die

    • @cynthiaesparza5582
      @cynthiaesparza5582 11 месяцев назад +1

      @@ktemma69 no sameee

  • @s-aga
    @s-aga 11 месяцев назад +123

    ah yes the return of dan “i will scream at every given moment” howell and phil “i will flail every time you scream bc the game doesn’t scare me but you keep breaking the goddamn “sound barrier”” lester, my favourite duo

  • @emolycult
    @emolycult 11 месяцев назад +275

    so many years later and they can still produce content just as they did when i was 14. to see everyone being brought back to their biggest comfort nostalgia honestly brings me the most joy ive had in a whole. is a comeback i will cherish forever.

  • @candyhyojung1860
    @candyhyojung1860 11 месяцев назад +318

    we all thought it was golf with friends for the first 2 minutes right? they better actually bring it back after tricking us like that😭

  • @SquirmieWormington
    @SquirmieWormington 11 месяцев назад +740

    I desperately want these two to play security breach and see how thirsty Dan gets over the glamrocks

    • @justaperson4656
      @justaperson4656 11 месяцев назад +39

      He'll cry at glamrock Fred

    • @mserinjohnson
      @mserinjohnson 11 месяцев назад +21

      I’d also want to see them play Fnaf pizzeria simulator and Fnaf VR as they never played them(at least not on the gaming channel).

    • @justaperson4656
      @justaperson4656 11 месяцев назад +7

      @@mserinjohnson pizzaria sim

    • @Mhikyaa
      @Mhikyaa 11 месяцев назад

      YEESS!!!

    • @MoonchildDontCry
      @MoonchildDontCry 11 месяцев назад +3

      ​@@justaperson4656 he'll cry and cvm violently

  • @The.Aidan.Z
    @The.Aidan.Z 11 месяцев назад +150

    The false hope of this being golf with friends is crushing

  • @coolkid4457
    @coolkid4457 11 месяцев назад +200

    It can’t be a classic DaPG video without Phil accidentally spouting atrocities like “I’m tickling the hole”

  • @Howlinmadd
    @Howlinmadd 11 месяцев назад +761

    EXTENSIVE LIST OF JUMPSCARE TIMES WITH SOME CONTEXT :)
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    -
    8:40 - a guy just says 'hey', but it's still a little startling (small)
    10:38 - Dan scares Phil (small)
    13:01 - Sudden strange noise (small)
    15:11 - Creepy guy appears !! (regular)
    15:29 - Creepy guy attacks !! (big)
    (from this point on, the creepy guy appears whenever they begin this hole again.)
    16:18 - Creepy guy attacks again (big)
    16:32 - Creepy guy attacks again (big)
    21:24 - Girl comes running towards camera out of nowhere, Dan screams. (regular)
    22:34 - Spooky person appears in the distance, ominous sound plays. (regular)
    ... and again at 24:33 and 26:24
    26:56 - Person moves closer, Dan screams. (regular)
    27:01 - Another person appears in the distance !! (regular)
    28:05 - Creepy guy jumpscares them as they close the door. (big)
    28:59 - Spooky faces flash in the background !! (regular)
    .... and again at 29:10, 29:35. 29:43, 29:52, 30:33 and 30:53
    31:18 - Face begins to fade in from background, spooky piano plays (regular)
    31:34 - You guessed it... more faces (regular)
    ... and again at 31:58, 32:03, 32:12, 32:19 and 32:25
    32:35 - Creepy guy comes out of nowhere and attacks !! (very big)
    32:58 - Even more faces !! (regular)
    ... and again at 33:08
    33:48 - Big face appears in doorway !! (big)
    That's it!! Sorry if this list is a bit long, it's a spooky game and I wanted to be sure I got every possible spook. As spooky as it is though, I'm sure we can all agree that the true horror is the black stuff inside of those hats. Happy Halloween !!

    • @404gerg
      @404gerg 11 месяцев назад +137

      The jumpscare list people are truly the back bone of this community. Thank you for your service 🙏

    • @Howlinmadd
      @Howlinmadd 11 месяцев назад +6

      @@404gerg ofc!! You're welcome!! :]]

    • @rachelclaw
      @rachelclaw 11 месяцев назад +9

      BOOST THIS

    • @Howlinmadd
      @Howlinmadd 11 месяцев назад +1

      @@rachelclaw ^-^

    • @misspotterstargleek
      @misspotterstargleek 11 месяцев назад +2

      Thank you so much for this!

  • @cry6aby379
    @cry6aby379 11 месяцев назад +184

    I love that the ending was so random that it literally snapped Dan out of his fear and into giddy bemusement😂

  • @wryn.is.trying
    @wryn.is.trying 11 месяцев назад +775

    jumpscare timestamps & intensity ratings!
    green dot is mildest, red heart is worst.
    2:41 - 🟢weird wall of writing
    3:12 - N/A phil fails to scare dan
    3:38 - N/A phil fails again
    3:50 - 🟢the sun scares dan
    8:42 - 🟢confrontation!
    10:03 - ?music
    10:39 - 💛dan scares phil
    11:17 - 💛mild body horror
    15:13 - 🧡confrontation, but dead
    15:31 - ❤death by zombie
    16:19 - ❤death by zombie pt.2
    16:34 - 🧡death by zombie pt.3
    17:40 - 💛dan scream
    19:09 - 💛dan scream again
    21:26 - ❤employee runs up
    22:35 - 🧡zombie is back!
    24:34 - 💛another zombie
    25:49 - 🧡zombie runs away
    26:26 - 🟢distant zombie
    26:58 - 🧡close zombie
    27:11 - 🟢2013 dan
    27:48 - 💛dan scream
    27:51 - 🟢phil clap
    28:05 - ❤️near death experience
    28:38 - 💛jump no, scare kinda
    29:01 - 🧡faces flashing
    (👻for glitching faces from now on)
    29:10 - 👻
    29:36 - 👻
    29:45 - 👻
    29:52 - 👻
    30:34 - 👻
    31:20 - 💛not jump, but creepy
    31:35 to 32:28 - 👻
    32:35 - ❤death by zombie pt.4
    32:59 - 👻
    33:09 to 33:16 - 👻
    33:49 - 🧡god, but evil
    34:26 - 🟢god smacks you
    34:49 - 🟢lots of corpses
    we made it through! and killed god! lmk if i missed any 💕

    • @FoxOfTheAmulet
      @FoxOfTheAmulet 11 месяцев назад +15

      Thank you

    • @Malfoyslayton
      @Malfoyslayton 11 месяцев назад +17

      OUR SAVIOUR

    • @statementofjoespooky1660
      @statementofjoespooky1660 11 месяцев назад +34

      “Confrontation but dead” lmao

    • @lumae8216
      @lumae8216 11 месяцев назад +26

      As an atheist “god, but evil” is kinda funny to me 😭😭

    • @lumae8216
      @lumae8216 11 месяцев назад +4

      Thank you for this!!!

  • @damseydiou
    @damseydiou 11 месяцев назад +294

    how is this genuinely the scariest video in all of spooky week and any previous spooky weeks

  • @achilleus_eh
    @achilleus_eh 11 месяцев назад +49

    i cannot fathom how well this game visualizes passing out. the colour inversion and grainy feeling is exactly what i've seen and felt every time i've passed out ! terrifying!

  • @teapartyforgronks
    @teapartyforgronks 11 месяцев назад +123

    i think this is genuinely the scariest and most anxiety inducing game you guys have played. like im ripping my hair out

  • @gn7838
    @gn7838 11 месяцев назад +486

    I kinda forgot it was spooky week and was expecting a wholesome golf game...I was unprepared for that amount of stress

  • @janeaneserrano3915
    @janeaneserrano3915 11 месяцев назад +1082

    Jumpscare SPOOK section 15:14-16:14
    @ignorethis6856 jumpscare 16:20 and 16:35
    Mild jumpscare at 21:26 🫶🏼
    Small jumpscare at 22:36
    Tiny jumpscare 24:35
    Running jumpscare 24:50
    @bubby 25:50
    Noise jumpscare 26:58
    Idk if this scares anyone but me 28:07 🥲
    Rizz jumpscare 28:59
    Semi flashing bright lights warning 30:42-31:01
    Mild jumpscare 32:36
    Sudden small scare 33:50
    Boss fight section 34:03
    Pissed my pants scary omg I saw the light 36:15

  • @gabbyh6223
    @gabbyh6223 11 месяцев назад +232

    dan saying the scariest thing that could happen is someone telling them to leave and then that immediately happening 😂

  • @beepbeep2839
    @beepbeep2839 11 месяцев назад +110

    the second to last level of this with the static and the moving faces is genuinely the most haunting thing i’ve ever seen in a video game

  • @SerenityRoseThorn
    @SerenityRoseThorn 11 месяцев назад +70

    Phil gentle parenting Dan throughout the game was so funny

  • @mooberrygamess
    @mooberrygamess 11 месяцев назад +161

    Phill : "Scaring Dan is really hard, he's like a steel brick"
    Dan : *getting scared over the game loading into a new area*

  • @chariiteee
    @chariiteee 11 месяцев назад +114

    why did I think this would be a spooky golf with friends course LOL

  • @saintsirap
    @saintsirap 11 месяцев назад +355

    THERE'S NO REASON FOR THIS TO BE SO SCARY

    • @victai163
      @victai163 11 месяцев назад +13

      1. being followed 2. not being able to fight, only run thats the classic combo/ reason why

    • @vincentbardai1096
      @vincentbardai1096 11 месяцев назад

      @@victai1633. GOLF

  • @chewzX3
    @chewzX3 11 месяцев назад +98

    oddly enough the scariest game from the three videos we've got so far, i didnt expect that from literal _golf_

  • @Millie-Million
    @Millie-Million 11 месяцев назад +223

    This game is way more badass then it has any right to be. Props to the developer!

  • @norysnorys7185
    @norysnorys7185 11 месяцев назад +796

    Jumpscares:
    Dan and Phil being the scary part:
    3:11 3:38 3:51 10:38 16:13 20:25 26:57
    People popping out:
    15:12 20:25 28:06
    Times they were caught:
    15:31 16:34 32:34
    Demon faces popping up on the screen (minor):
    29:00 29:10 29:35 29:43 29:54 30:33* 30:53* 31:35* 31:59 32:14 32:25 32:58
    Creepy eye: 33:48

    • @emmanuellelamarre2002
      @emmanuellelamarre2002 11 месяцев назад +12

      Thank you

    • @Glaycier
      @Glaycier 11 месяцев назад +5

      Saviour

    • @sheiskeena
      @sheiskeena 11 месяцев назад +4

      thanks 💖

    • @nearhanah
      @nearhanah 11 месяцев назад +33

      I think for people popping out you meant 21:25 instead of 20:25!
      I would know coz I’m literally watching this with the timings open and I almost died

    • @yourbookisexceptionallylou4906
      @yourbookisexceptionallylou4906 11 месяцев назад +20

      ppl like you are the only reason i can watch these videos, thank you for your services

  • @sneeezes
    @sneeezes 11 месяцев назад +155

    "Life is fleeting, balls be yeeting."
    inspirational

    • @makenziegleason5737
      @makenziegleason5737 11 месяцев назад +2

      I searched for this comment 🙏

    • @Nyxspamnia7
      @Nyxspamnia7 11 месяцев назад +4

      My mom is being forced to make me a jacket for the golf course with this saying now

  • @HeisenbergFam
    @HeisenbergFam 11 месяцев назад +625

    The intro banter is proof Dan & Phil are chaotically wholesome duo at its finest

    • @amybananana
      @amybananana 11 месяцев назад +6

      your comments are always so generic

    • @beththebubbly69
      @beththebubbly69 11 месяцев назад +6

      @@amybananana it's cos it's a bot :/

    • @Kelly_C
      @Kelly_C 11 месяцев назад

      ​@@beththebubbly69source?

  • @junglejin3096
    @junglejin3096 11 месяцев назад +212

    Them immediately choosing the lightest skin tone without even a thought is so funny and also so relatable 😭

  • @lindsaylune
    @lindsaylune 11 месяцев назад +52

    I haven’t felt this level of discomfort and fear during a gaming video since I was 12 and Slender was popular. I’m in my 20s now. Genuinely without the creepypasta aspect, this game is a great successor, in my opinion.

  • @raashi5529
    @raashi5529 11 месяцев назад +139

    Phil is so adorable trying to scare Dan who gets jumpscares easily just not by Phil

  • @Saphthings
    @Saphthings 11 месяцев назад +255

    Not gonna lie, the first half I thought they were just joking about how unnerving it was gonna get in the description. But They weren't kidding xD This was terrifying!

  • @franticcarrot6482
    @franticcarrot6482 11 месяцев назад +171

    “I’ve never been so sure of a hole in my life.”
    -Phil, spooky week 2023

  • @KreeZafi
    @KreeZafi 11 месяцев назад +76

    Did NOT expect this game to 1) be actually scary, or 2) GET SO INTENSE!!!
    This far exceeded my expectations holy shit

  • @utopiaa_1775
    @utopiaa_1775 11 месяцев назад +91

    i can’t even lie that final boss fight was one of the coolest things i’ve seen in a horror game

  • @SpinalcordStEw
    @SpinalcordStEw 11 месяцев назад +312

    The craziest thing about Dan and Phil being back is that I used to watch them religiously between the ages of 10-14, I went to the interactive introverts tour, and they were just a huge comfort for all the things I was dealing with when I was younger. Now, three months from today exactly, I will be 18, and they will be here to comfort me dealing with adult shit, and I’m just so glad that they are posting here again.

    • @The-Ducky-is-Here
      @The-Ducky-is-Here 11 месяцев назад +13

      Aw you're a wee one! Happy birthday in advance! Welcome to adulthood 😊

    • @roselemonade26
      @roselemonade26 11 месяцев назад +4

      I used to watch them religiously when I was 10, I will be 20 next year. I never thought I'd be back here but I am and I'm enjoying it.

    • @frostrose8550
      @frostrose8550 11 месяцев назад +1

      Yeah, I got into their stuff during quarantine and figured that I'd never see them upload new videos and well...

    • @guso.2587
      @guso.2587 11 месяцев назад +1

      i saw interactive introverts when i was 12 and now i’m almost 17 living far from home and it gives me comfort to have this piece of my childhood

    • @SonnyB.Greenware
      @SonnyB.Greenware 11 месяцев назад +1

      I started watching when I was 13, in the closet, and hated myself. Now I’m 22, out and proud, and I know who I am and it’s awesome. It’s like we’ve grown up together and we grew emotionally as well it’s so cool to witness.

  • @raashi5529
    @raashi5529 11 месяцев назад +80

    Phil swearing casually holding nothing back worh his puns and innuendos is such a chaotic glow up!!

  • @jalexandranlay
    @jalexandranlay 11 месяцев назад +149

    this was the most stressful 38 minutes of my life

  • @elanmayes
    @elanmayes 5 месяцев назад +20

    i actually think about Dan’s impromptu pitch for a Greener Grass film adaptation with Ari Aster and A24 all the time

  • @Jeffardy24
    @Jeffardy24 11 месяцев назад +62

    As someone who works for a lawn care company, I enjoyed the tension from seeing everything about the company that services the golf lawn

  • @PurpleCloudsRainCoffee
    @PurpleCloudsRainCoffee 11 месяцев назад +342

    Phil: Let's put it under the microscope and see what it is!
    Dan: s n o r t i t

    • @majora5651
      @majora5651 11 месяцев назад +3

      honestly so in character

  • @jewelz7818
    @jewelz7818 11 месяцев назад +153

    this may be a horror game but it is saving me from the horrors that is resume writing

    • @j_fenrir
      @j_fenrir 11 месяцев назад +18

      Honestly writing a resume could be a horror game in itself

    • @honeysunday
      @honeysunday 11 месяцев назад +3

      same honestly

    • @ixeliema
      @ixeliema 11 месяцев назад +1

      Godspeed my friend 🫡

    • @Ellie_xo
      @Ellie_xo 11 месяцев назад

      Oh my God me 💀💀💀

    • @misschanandlerbong753
      @misschanandlerbong753 11 месяцев назад

      Glad to know we’re all putting that off😅

  • @chewycarnival
    @chewycarnival 11 месяцев назад +130

    This was genuinely the scariest game theyve ever played

  • @7legspider
    @7legspider 11 месяцев назад +55

    this is so fucking tense holy shit i had to remind myself to keep breathing... legitimately the scariest spooky week video of all time so far - and before the hiatus, i watched them at like 1 AM while grappling with a severe anxiety disorder so wtf 😭😭😭

  • @olivercoulthard5468
    @olivercoulthard5468 11 месяцев назад +74

    Phil saying to Dan "if you ever die" suggests there is a possibility Dan is immortal and I'm here for that

  • @awesomelyAi
    @awesomelyAi 11 месяцев назад +182

    How is THIS the scariest video of spooky week so far??

  • @Hope.Is.Extinct
    @Hope.Is.Extinct 11 месяцев назад +81

    I think my heart actually stopped working throughout this video. Had me on edge, I forgot to look for a jumpscare list not thinking it’d be a jumpscare game. I was wrong.

  • @juliet3470
    @juliet3470 11 месяцев назад +92

    Why were the jumpscares here scarier than the last two games I damn near screamed at that first one

  • @amiraebrahim1008
    @amiraebrahim1008 11 месяцев назад +90

    This is the first time I have gotten scared of the actual game and not just Dan screaming

  • @CherryCupcakeCreations
    @CherryCupcakeCreations 11 месяцев назад +130

    They should play "What the Golf?" to get over their golf game PTSD. I feel like it would be the only golf game Dan would enjoy XD

    • @Kamexe
      @Kamexe 11 месяцев назад +4

      I fucking love that game.

    • @you_dropped_something
      @you_dropped_something 11 месяцев назад +1

      this is a great idea and they would love that game!!!

  • @mylifeismylaptop8529
    @mylifeismylaptop8529 11 месяцев назад +447

    “Lick it” Phil is in his chaos era and I’m loving it