I scared my postman this morning. I met him at the door naked. I don't know what freaked him out more, the fact I had no clothes on, or that I know where he lives…
Bloody hell, I was only wondering this morning how you were doing, went back and watched a few of your old vids too and then here you are. Nice to see you fella.
Glad you are back!!!! When I was in my 20's I helped take out, completely rebuild and reinstall a 289 Ford engine. I loved the experience and it made it so clear to me as to how an engine works. I did not recognize anything in your car except the radiator. Engines seem to be just a collection of computers now.
I just saw a guy sitting in an AA van crying and thought to myself; "He's heading for a breakdown." I told the hairdresser I needed my hair cutting badly. Won't make that mistake again. I told my friend "I saw an octopus rob a bank this morning!" He said "Did he have a gun?" I said "No, but he was well armed!" ☺️ Just seen a massive fight at a petrol station. 15 people arrested in Total. Got some new aftershave today that smells of breadcrumbs..........the bird's love it Massive fight at the trampoline complex last night,not a bouncer in sight!
Came for the video, then some great jokes!!!!!!. Good to see another Autoshine vlog, and great tunes. Stay safe and looking forward to seeing more valeting soon.
Hi Gary, Amy, Moose, Emily, hope you are all well. I agree, a nice wee Vee-eight would fit nicely in there, and sound pretty good too! I think it's about time you got Emily a boiler suit so she can help in the re-build. Autoshine logo on the back. Thanks for sharing. Stay safe and keep up the good work. :)
Two guys steel a land rover and horse box and they are charging down the road , suddenly there is a road block ahead with police every where, the two guys say keep calm don’t say nothing , the police stop them ,where are you going lads? To the horse racing they replied , stay there the police checked out the horse box , it’s empty they say, yes we know it’s two non runners we have. Sorry folks good to have you back Gary 😂👍
A man walks into a pet shop and asks the assistant for a wasp. A wasp? The assistant says, we don’t sell those! The man says, well you’ve got one in your window! 🤣
I was driving along the other day and kept hearing a really annoying whining noise, I pulled over, my Mrs got out to have a look at the car and I drove by off.
I was driving past your place the other day on my way to Blackpool and I thought to myself you haven't uploaded a vid in a while... Good to see ya back :D
Great to see you back, lockdown has really put a spanner in the works of a lot of businesses such as yours. Hopefully it picks up with the easing of restrictions. Stay safe, Cheers 👍🏽🙂
Knock knock ? Who’s there ? Mikey ? Mikey who ? My Key 🔑 is stuck in the lock 😂. Great to see your still alive and kicking , bodywork looks in good nick for 23 years old , I mean the cars not yours 😂😂 extra joke free of charge 👌🏻.
I had to help my son collect the 2.5 equivalent unit in my CRV! It ended up being the engine gearbox and half the prop shaft in one piece! I could have done with your skills putting right the damage that did to the boot area!😭
Glad to see you back, sure missed your videos. Now that you have the engine out, are you rebuilding it or replacing it? Just wondering. Nice video. 👍👍👍👍👍😉🇺🇸
Nice video! it is good to see you back. car builds is a good format and plenty of people work their way up to Lamborghini's from their humble beginnings! I certainly will be watching.
Here's one for ya, Gary. I'm a HGV driver so this is a geographical joke: Why can't you get French Fries in Wiltshire? B'cos there aren't any Devizes for Chippenham. Good to see you back on YT.
There are three men stranded in the middle of the desert. Doomed to waste away without any rescue on the way they are approached by a genie, granting them each a wish, but that wish cannot be to get out of the desert.The first man replies “Well I wish for enough water and food to last us the entire time we are trapped here.”The second man replies "How about a map, Genie? That way we will can try to find a way out of here.”The third man thinks for a minute and finally comes up with "Genie, I wish for a car door!” The genie asks the man, 'Why do you wish for a car door, above all else?"The man replies, 'Well when it gets hot out, I’ll just roll down the window."
Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree?...because it was dead. If the answer is "my cock robin" what is the question?....."What's that pressing in my back Batman"?
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So glad you're back!! You were missed.
I scared my postman this morning. I met him at the door naked. I don't know what freaked him out more, the fact I had no clothes on, or that I know where he lives…
😂
Glad to see you and Moose again!
Jean-Paul Satre finished his drink at the bar and the bartender asks if he wants another. He says "I think not" and disappears.
Good to see you back.
Bloody hell, I was only wondering this morning how you were doing, went back and watched a few of your old vids too and then here you are. Nice to see you fella.
Welcome back Mr Anderson we missed you!!
Glad you are back!!!! When I was in my 20's I helped take out, completely rebuild and reinstall a 289 Ford engine. I loved the experience and it made it so clear to me as to how an engine works. I did not recognize anything in your car except the radiator. Engines seem to be just a collection of computers now.
Good to see you back ... lovin the content 👍
So glad to see you back on RUclips.
Great to see you back Scottie, really missed your car turnaround videos. Good luck with the rest of this project.
I just saw a guy sitting in an AA van crying and thought to myself; "He's heading for a breakdown."
I told the hairdresser I needed my hair cutting badly. Won't make that mistake again.
I told my friend "I saw an octopus rob a bank this morning!"
He said "Did he have a gun?"
I said "No, but he was well armed!" ☺️
Just seen a massive fight at a petrol station.
15 people arrested in Total.
Got some new aftershave today that smells of breadcrumbs..........the bird's love it
Massive fight at the trampoline complex last night,not a bouncer in sight!
Some gems there 😆
Glad ur back Gary. Great video...
Good to see you back👍
Great to see you back 😀😀
Nice to see you back, hope everything is ok!
Came for the video, then some great jokes!!!!!!.
Good to see another Autoshine vlog, and great tunes.
Stay safe and looking forward to seeing more valeting soon.
Glad to have ya back buddy
You’re back! Woohoo! Was getting worried. Hope you have lots of new vids to post. 👍🏻
Hi Gary, Amy, Moose, Emily, hope you are all well. I agree, a nice wee Vee-eight would fit nicely in there, and sound pretty good too! I think it's about time you got Emily a boiler suit so she can help in the re-build. Autoshine logo on the back. Thanks for sharing. Stay safe and keep up the good work. :)
Thank god you’re back.
Nice to have you back!
Enjoyed that.looking forward to the next videos.
Hey hey hey! So glad to see a video!
Welcome back
Nice to see you👍
Glad to see you back! Horse walks into a bar, bartender says “why such a long face”
Great 👍 stuff buddy
Welcome back, I sent out a search party for you. They haven't been back.....😁
Big work
Welcome back ol boy!
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN SO LONG!!!!
So good to see you back
Great to see you back
He lives!!!
Two guys steel a land rover and horse box and they are charging down the road , suddenly there is a road block ahead with police every where, the two guys say keep calm don’t say nothing , the police stop them ,where are you going lads? To the horse racing they replied , stay there the police checked out the horse box , it’s empty they say, yes we know it’s two non runners we have.
Sorry folks good to have you back Gary 😂👍
Great video as always 👍 why did the farmer get an award? Because he was outstanding in his field 🤭🤣
Did you hear about the circus fire? It was in tents. 😂
What’s the difference between 1 yard and 2 yards…… a fence
It's great to see you back again Gary, I hope you have been well and you're going to be putting out a cleaning video soon 👍👍👍👍
Pork pie walked into a pub ,asked for a pint of lager,landlord said sorry we don't serve food,good to see you back ,thanks
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot. Glad your back !!
Glad to have you back:)
Whats a fish with no eyes? A fsh :)
Great to see you back Gary!
🪜This is my step ladder, i never knew my real one. Welcome back.
Thst made me chuckle 😂
Great to see you back, I really enjoyed this video something different and so nice to see moose hi moose your so cool. Thanks for great video
Really missed you glad your back love the BMW build 🇬🇧🇬🇧👍👍
A man walks into a pet shop and asks the assistant for a wasp. A wasp? The assistant says, we don’t sell those! The man says, well you’ve got one in your window! 🤣
2 VD germs are crossing the road and just missed being run over.One turned to the other and said 'Gosh,I thought I was a gonner'ere!
Great to see you back, we missed you!!.
I miss your car details
Your ok, that is fine. I am affraid of you. Greetings from Germany. 👍👍👍👍
Keeping a clean joke... Did you know that adding 10 + 10 is the same as adding 11 + 11?
Yes, 10 + 10 equals twenty and 11 + 11 equals twenty too.😉🤣
I was driving along the other day and kept hearing a really annoying whining noise, I pulled over, my Mrs got out to have a look at the car and I drove by off.
Why don't you see elephants hiding in trees? Because they are really really good at it.... Welcome back....
Welcome back Gary it's been a while . Was thinking of the tricks you've taught me when I was detailing my neighbours car yesterday 😀
Missed your videos! Glad you are back
I was driving past your place the other day on my way to Blackpool and I thought to myself you haven't uploaded a vid in a while... Good to see ya back :D
Perfect Video. The camera angles, the time lapse, the explanation, the music, one of the best engine out videos ive ever seen. We need more of this😊
Great to see you back, lockdown has really put a spanner in the works of a lot of businesses such as yours. Hopefully it picks up with the easing of restrictions. Stay safe, Cheers 👍🏽🙂
Finally a video from your best viewer in Ireland 🇮🇪
great to see you back mate
Nice tae see you, the last time I saw an arse like that it was hanging out the back a horse box 😂👍🏴
I wasn't very close to my father when he died...
Suppose I'm lucky as he'd stepped on a land mine.
Good to see you.
Two Snowmen ⛄️ in a field.
One turns to the other and says “Can you smell carrots ? “. 🤪.
Batman and Robin get in the Batmobile and it won’t start. Batman says, “Crap, the battery’s dead!” Robin says, “What’s a ‘terry’ Batman?”
I had to think about this one.
Knock knock ? Who’s there ? Mikey ? Mikey who ? My Key 🔑 is stuck in the lock 😂. Great to see your still alive and kicking , bodywork looks in good nick for 23 years old , I mean the cars not yours 😂😂 extra joke free of charge 👌🏻.
Long time no see! Good to see you back 👍
I missed that intro so much!
Heeeeeeeeey Man!!!! Happy that you BACK!!!
I had to help my son collect the 2.5 equivalent unit in my CRV! It ended up being the engine gearbox and half the prop shaft in one piece! I could have done with your skills putting right the damage that did to the boot area!😭
Got a take-away in last night, ordered a chicken tarka, its similar to a chicken tikka, just a little 'otter
How do you know your pants were made in Russia?
Chernobyl Fallout
And where the f*ck have you been!!!! We need a cleaning video soon
One on the way next week 😊
@@autoshineblackpool cannot wait! Cheers mate I hope you and family are well
Happy to see you again! I hope all is well with you and yours!
Glad to see you back, sure missed your videos. Now that you have the engine out, are you rebuilding it or replacing it? Just wondering. Nice video. 👍👍👍👍👍😉🇺🇸
I think he need to consider subs in his videos ;D yes he said few times in this video that hes gonna replace it with M3 engine. :)
@@Egon1982 thank you, I may have missed that....😨
We need some valit video's plzzzzz
Nice video! it is good to see you back. car builds is a good format and plenty of people work their way up to Lamborghini's from their humble beginnings! I certainly will be watching.
Oh my god,we've missed u!! Welcome back from us guys in Yorkshire!!🤟
Great! Is it an original M52B28 engine? This BMW is an E36 328i Sport right? Very detailed and careful. I liked.
Where ya been?
How do you make someone crazy ?
What did the fish say when it hit a concrete wall? Dam
Here's one for ya, Gary. I'm a HGV driver so this is a geographical joke: Why can't you get French Fries in Wiltshire? B'cos there aren't any Devizes for Chippenham. Good to see you back on YT.
A horse walks into a bar and the barman said what’s with the long face 🤣🤣
Please do cleaning videos , it's better to do that every week and do these types of videos once in a while
My neighbor told me he was scared to plant an apple tree.
I told him to grow a pear.
HAHAHAHA!
I like it🤣
Brilliant matey
Who are you getting to detail the engine bay 😂😂
what is the music?
I keep asking that too!
There are three men stranded in the middle of the desert. Doomed to waste away without any rescue on the way they are approached by a genie, granting them each a wish, but that wish cannot be to get out of the desert.The first man replies “Well I wish for enough water and food to last us the entire time we are trapped here.”The second man replies "How about a map, Genie? That way we will can try to find a way out of here.”The third man thinks for a minute and finally comes up with "Genie, I wish for a car door!” The genie asks the man, 'Why do you wish for a car door, above all else?"The man replies, 'Well when it gets hot out, I’ll just roll down the window."
Did you hear about the Irishman who wouldn't pay full price for his dog licence? He only had a black & white dog. :)
Rust, what is rust?
Why is an elephant big.grey and wrinkled? Coz if it was small white and smooth it would be an aspirin.
England cricket teams batting line up , biggest joke I know 😂
Awesome
Thought you had retired , what size of shoe do you take I have a hat I the house that will fit you
I use to ne a werewolf but I'm alright nowoooooooooh
Lithe problem is with Indian and Pakistanis being in the World Cup is that each time they score a corner they open a shop
Glad to see you back !. Have been double checking each week, but no vid's ?. Hope you are okay, was becoming concerned by your disappearance.
Finally back!
Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree?...because it was dead.
If the answer is "my cock robin" what is the question?....."What's that pressing in my back Batman"?