Michael Knowles REACTS to TikTok “Icks”
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I love when my husband reaches for my hand. Feels like he's protecting me.
Same here! It’s such a caring and endearing act. Like stating “Here we are together”
Thank the Lord there's still normal women left in America
It’s only icky if the hands are sweaty to be fair
She likes it too she just wants to feel important by pretending she's different
Yup!! I don’t find it emasculating at all, makes him more manly in my eyes that he wants to protect me 😊
I think a woman who would respond negatively from just a hand hold is an inevitable decline in all intimacy
Yeah I hope he wasn't being serious about it being feminine for a man to show affection to his wife in that way.
Those are the kind of women that have a different man every weekend touching them. They’re touched out.
Exactly !
I remember a time when women EXPECT a man to be intimate....
@@JG-lo1vbI knew a guy who was in the stan for 6 years total he was a Ranger 6,6 big dude, eat nails and shit steel type of guy. Anytime we went out he held his wife's hand, he liked it. If he is feminine I need to reevaluate what that means.
When I see an older couple out in the park or in a parking lot approaching a business, and they are holding hands, I think it’s just romantic.
I know it’s so cuteeeeee
No no no it's "an ick" because Michael said it was... You can't think that's romantic or cute.
Geez, it’s almost as if “Icks” are just things certain people find unattractive, and shouldn’t really be treated as universal no-no’s in dating. Seriously, I don’t get why people try to say things like “it’s an ick for guys to hold my hand”, when it should just be said for what it really is: you just don’t personally like handholding.
I don't think they are doing it for the romantic factor, I think it's to help their balance so they don't fall over. 😂😊 jk
Yes, it's nice to know after all those years, they still love each other.
My biggest ick is being ok with promiscuous behavior and pornography. Instant fail.
Those things kind of cancel each other out.
@@toh6261 No they don't. Most men are okay with both.
If you go out with a man and ask him if he's looking for a long term relationship or if he's okay with some fun, the vast majority of men will say they're okay with both. And nearly all watch pornography.
@@Woo_Woo_Woman So what you are saying is that you like to test men to see if they're promiscuous or not, BUT you know that nearly every man watches porn, which is an immediate turn off. So what I'm hearing is that you don't really like men at all.
Yeah but if a guy can get lots of promiscuous activity he's not on porn it's usually one or the other You're not getting lots of ass and watching porn so no one does cancel the other out
Nothing wrong with getting kinky with the one you love
New ick unlocked, watching Michael knowles practically agreeing with all of these unreasonable icks. Not all but most of them 😂
I'm curious what he thinks of men that get all gooey over their pets. My husband would get raked over the coals by Knowles (hee hee that rhymes) for how he behaves around our cats. He baby talks with them and gives them so many kisses. If that's weak sauce then that's what I'm into apparently 🤣
He's a simp. He's a short guy that feels lucky to be married. He's also feminine and weak. NO MAN should listen to him. He would get demolished in today's dating scene lol.
@jgbgw591 Michael is a weak simp. I'm 240 lbs and not someome you want to meet in a dark alley. I baby talk dogs and my nephew all the time. Only weak men think like this.
According to Knowles and Walsh, men should be slaves who don't smile and enjoy anything in life because that's WEAK, and men only exist to serve women.
F*** that BS. If women can do whatever they want, then men can do the same. There's no use pining after an ungrateful, spiteful woman who will treat you like dirt and blame you for all her problems. That's ACTUALLY weak.
Yeah I did not expect him to agree with all these
The first girl isn't complaining about birthdays. She doesn't want a guy who celebrates anything for him. She wants ALL the attention. HUGE red flag. As a mom with two boys, that makes me sad. Men should be celebrated, too.
Doesn’t make sense to me that that girl probably celebrates her bday all week but apparently men shouldn’t celebrate their bday at all?!
I am a female and I don't celebrate my birthday really... it would kind of be weird if my husband was really excited for his birthday lol. Especially if you have kids and everything too.
Also a mom with two boys, I agree. Why???
@@Isabella66Gracen I find that kind of like a childish thing, and not very manly... to be excited about your birthday. I feel like it is not important because it is all about you. I feel the same about my own birthday, but I find it even worse if it is a man.
I got that from her as well.
My biggest "ick" is a man who calls himself a feminist 🙀 🚩
👏
Now that's legit
I completely agree with this.
👏👏👏
Yeah when a man does that, he is either looking to do the horizontal mambo. Or he is just a fruit fly 🪰
These vids make me thank God for my wife.
Apparently we raised a generation of incredibly shallow women who are going to have extremely poor outcomes and drag a once glorious superpower and high trust society into hell with them. I'm honestly glad I'm approaching mid age.
Looks like God wants the rest of us men to die alone
@@RJT80 I don’t think so because American men will marry foreign girls who have the values and morals they are looking for. But yes American women will live alone and the best part is they did it to themselves and have zero idea it’s their own fault.
I'm glad someone is enjoying a good woman in his wife and God bless you brother 😎
Time for all of us single guys to save up for the sex robots with wombs and egg cells. Michael Knoweles will be horrified when he realizes that women will be made obsolete because they’ve rejected men too many times and they’ve been too shallow, and wont be able to compete with the sex robots
Taking notes:
- Don't have birthdays
- Don't get cold
- Don't touch her hand
- Don't be short
- Don't talk to more people than she does
- Don't wear flip-flops
- Don't use sheets on your bed
- Don't be polite
- Don't jump on trampolines
- Don't take elevators, walk up a whole building on stairs
- Don't use shopping carts, carry it all in your two hands
- Don't Google anything, always know everything
- Don't park your car, just stop in the middle of the street and get out
- Don't ask the bartender for a drink, go to the bar and serve yourself
- Don't drop anything, have glue on your hands
- Don't trip on anything, make the world trip on you
- Don't wear a seatbelt, just fly through the windshield like a man
Yeah, the bar is touching the floor, people.
I struggled to quite make out when Michael is serious or sarcastic. It felt like both for most of the time😂
Same 😅😅
Unfortunately I think he's that dumb
If you use the term "ick," you forfeit the right to be taken seriously.
Fully agreed. I only learnt about it 15 minutes ago when curiosity got the better of me and clicked to watch this video. I suppose it'll be another here-today-gone-tomorrow fad. But, if it sticks around, at least it won't change the regard I have for the current state of humanity - as it's already at rock bottom.
Ick Is a red flag 🚩
Absolutely right 😂
💯. Maybe if you're 12, you can get away with it. But by the time you're in high school, the word should be removed from the vocabulary.
Unless you’re describing beta men with blue hair and moobs who identify as non binary and watch CNN…. Then I have every right to use the word ‘ick’. Repeatedly.
While I do agree with a lot of these takes, the second men start naming things they find repulsive in women suddenly we’re evil for it
Women are too fragile to handle any kind of criticism of their looks or their person. They're supposed to "all be beautiful" and "all be perfect", etc.
College aged women are like kids, let them say whatever they want and laugh it off. No need to retaliate or get mad or bitter or anything weird like that.
Most of these things just seem really petty. Maybe I'm just not a good observer, but I wouldn't even notice these things. The only time I notice is when either men or women smell, don't look put together ( wearing pajamas or skimpy clothes) or are loud and not sober. Stuff like that.
@@anneshirley9560 I’m not super picky about small things usually. I’m in agreement with most of these women on things I would never do as a man and I would find odd for other men to do
@@valtterivaloso you managed to insult the demographic of women featured in the video along with the guy who posted this comment. Bravo
Definitely a difference between a kind man and a nice man. Kindness is a virtue, niceness is a desire to be inoffensive and pleasing to people, which is not attractive.
“‘Nice’ is not a fruit of the Spirit.” ~CK Thompson
Thanks Daddy Darth
100%
So great! I taught my children this when they were quite young.
This. It’s sometimes why the nice guys-who are actually nice, not the secret misogynist-are never attractive. They set no boundaries and do everything to please people. So as a woman watching everyone walk over “their man” is so unattractive especially if you have to stand up for them.
My husband was made to feel guilty about his birthday most of his childhood, so presents and singing are still awkward for him and he forgets every year.
I will ALWAYS make him whatever cake and dinner he wants. This year, it was three layer: cheesecake, yellow cake, and peach mousse with homemade whipped cream.
Love you, baby. 💐🥰💖
These women wouldn't know dedication or selflessness if it slapped them in the face. Repeatedly.
I want to be like you when I grow up.
Hey Michael, after looking at those 2022 suicide numbers, maybe the guys SHOULD be getting excited about their birthdays. Take pride in surviving a hostile culture for another year.
Give less of a shit. It'll do wonders for your soul.
@@toh6261No, it really won't.
he mostly being sarcastic in here chill 😂
@@hikari13th38nope, being cold is an ick.
The nickleback meme "LOOK AT THIS GRRRAAAPH" gets me everytime
The zoom-in to his desperate eyes was icing 😂
Greatest band of our generation.
9:46 The fact that she put up with him for TEN YEARS shows that she is not Plan A. She allowed him to use her for TEN YEARS with no commitment. Women set the standard, keep your legs closed until you’ve walked down the aisle and made a commitment to each other.
Exactly. That's super tragic. We need to respect ourselves.
Easier said than done, especially in this day and age, but you're totally spot-on.
As if she wasn’t hooking up with other guys during those ten years. Yeah right.
👏👏👏 EXACTLY 💯 love you FIRST women, don't seek validation from men, don't rely on them for your worth and value, find it in you and validate yourself, keep your legs closed, dont spread it for randoms, Men have zero respect for women who do, they will F anything, even a 500lb whale if they are desperate enough, if you know your worth and value, you will find a partner who does as well, Worth attracts Worth
FACTS.
” how’s your dating life going?”
“Oh well I was speaking to this girl and it was great but I got cold so… you know”
Right smh that one was weird
Never get cold. Stuff your pockets full of hand warmers. Good for passing drug test too 😂
These are such weird, petty things. When my fiancé got cold, I didn’t get the ick… I knit him a warm scarf. 😂
I think when women say they don't want a "nice guy" it can be because of several reasons:
- Nice can mean boring if they have nothing going on but their niceness. They may not be interesting in any other way.
- Nice can mean they come off as unsincere. If someone compliments you all the time it comes off as desperate and unsincere. The "niceness" will not mean as much because you always think everyone is so great. Being put on a pedistal is not great, it means you will probably let them down sooner or later.
- Nice can mean you are not at warrior. You will never fight for anything, so a woman will not get any protection or someone challenging her to become better or open her mind to other ideas.
- Nice can be another word for a delicate flower. Someone you have to tip toe around because you are afraid you will burst their bubble of happiness/niceness.
- Nice can also feel intimidating if you have very low self esteem. You can feel imperfect yourself if someone else seems so great.
Spot on dude
What gives ME the biggest ick is seeing a grown mans eyes light up at the sight of a pumpkin spice latte. *Cough* *Cough* Michael.
Hey now, they are pretty damn good and I say that as a man. No shame in that lol
@@JG-lo1vb Oh but there is in wearing thongs at the beach?
Pumpkin spice makes me want to throw up.
Yes!!!
God forbid a man be happy about getting his friends together and having a good time for once in a year
I personally don't celebrate birthdays anymore but I don't see anything wrong with it, then again I'm not a woman 😅
Icky birthday celebrator
If his family,friends or woman puts on an event for him it’s fine but a man being a sassy bish about his birthday is an ick 🤷🏻♀️
@@Karina_Borz agreed
@@Karina_BorzWhat are you even talking about? There is nothing wrong with celebrating a birthday, If there is something wrong with it so be it. Real men aren't going to care what someone else thinks of how they celebrate a birthday or special occasion.
I guess I’ll tell the truth since nobody else seems to want to - if she says she’s gotten “the ick” from you, there’s a good chance she never genuinely liked you in the first place. And yes, it’s a woman’s responsibility to be upfront about that in the beginning. If I really like someone, they’re completely incapable of giving me the ick. Just being honest🤷🏻♀️
Not true, I really liked a guy and he bent over and accidentally showed butt crack. I got the ick so hard it physically made me cringe, but I ended up liking him again the next day. Just because you have the ick doesn’t mean you didn’t like them or will leave them.
Nailed it, Alissa. Substance is everything, superficiality is nothing. It's sad to see current generations having flipped that principle on its head.
@@JacoWium Agreed completely. Relationships are hard because life is hard, but it doesn’t give anyone the right to feel so entitled that they get grossed out over the dumbest things. Some days your partner will feel more like a little girl/boy you have to care for than an equal but that’s life! People get sick, go through mental struggles, lose jobs, etc. It happens!! Nobody is anyone’s live-in mannequin for Pete’s sake-were all just human. Narcissism is truly the fastest growing pandemic and it’s heartbreaking to watch; it’s a system where everyone suffers and it needs to end asap.
@@alissakain9302 If I could have signed my name underneath your last post, Alissa, I would have! Some days I wonder if I'm the only one feeling this way so it's so good to see others do too. There's hope, still!
Romans 10:9-11 KJV 9 that if thou shalt confess with thy mouth the Lord Jesus, and shalt believe in thine heart that God hath raised him from the dead, thou shalt be saved. 10 For with the heart man believeth unto righteousness; and with the mouth confession is made unto salvation. 11 For the scripture saith, Whosoever believeth on him shall not be ashamed.
Dude, celebrate your birthday! Invite your family, be together, have some quality time. You will regret not doing that once your loved ones have passed. Your birthday doens't have to revolve around you though, it's about getting together with family and/or friends. As always, love is what it's all about.
The only real "ick" is anyone who unironically uses the term "ick."
Give your editor a raise, this was the most entertaining video you've ever put out!
The Nickelback edit got me 😂
I liked the Lord Farquad in with the "influential men"
They give them any more raises, they will be richer than Bill Gates... actually, yes give them all the raises in the world.
“I understood that reference” hit it out the park
Editor was wrong, Farquaad isn't the sexy one, it's Shrek.
I can tell these women are going be nice people when their reach 40...
lol
Honestly most of these girls will spend some time in the real world and grow out of this immature crap. Most people do. Millennials were the resident demon children back in the day and now most millennials are just regular adults going up their normal lives. They just need a chance to grow out of it. Most will.
They’re already not nice people.
40 and free of the burden of you 😂
And end up alone in an apartment with four cats.
Just remember men: no matter what we do it's never good.
Yes it is
These girls are nuts!
In 2 weeks, my husband and I are celebrating 40 years together💖🥰
Not true. These ladies aren’t ready for real connection. Chins up, gentlemen! 💪
Pick your partner wisely and you're fine. My wife has nagged me exactly twice in 10 years.
That's what the media and society at large has been telling us for years. We're never good enough and all that ails the world is our fault.
You can go overseas and meet women that aren't completely infantilized. It's pretty staggering to meet young women who are mature these days. Reminds you of the girls you knew back in the 80's and 90's.
These women are extremely picky. I thought they would be things like not bathing regularly, peeing on the toilet seat, picking one's nose, or scratching his balls or butt openly. Only the woman complaining about the man leaving and then wanting to come back has a valid complaint.
I guess I’m not a man. It’s really depressing being lied to your whole life about what women want to find out they want the opposite of what you’ve been told. I’m not surprised so many men end up bitter and resentful. Oh well, I’m a man it’s my fault. I’ll do my best to pick up the pieces and be mediocre. 👍
Honestly a lot of what these girls are saying comes off as superficial and shallow. They sound like they don't know what they want because most girls don't. Its up to a man to lead. I'm not saying you need to boss her around imposing your will with an iron fist or anything like that. I just mean it's up to a man to show a girl what a mutually respectful and loving relationship could be. Being firm in your morals and values will show her who you are and what she can look forward to in a stable partner.
The worst she can say is no
Her: You were born? Ick.
Good one 😂😂
😂😂
My biggest ick is full grown adults using the "word" ick.
Exactly
bruh I hate to tell you, but you just used the word twice
Good point. The next biggest is adults calling other people "bruh".
@@Brian-bc8ds bruh
@@Brian-bc8ds my bad, i didnt mean to misgender you. What are your pronouns?
The list of things that cause a woman to randomly lose attraction for a man is legion and often completely absurd. It’s probably why they keep asking, “Where are all the good men?”
You went out with him for 3 months, but then he wore sandals to the beach and you dumped him
@@clinthultgren5269😂😂😂😂😂 This is the funniest shit ever
To be fair I don't think it's any one particular thing. These ladies just seem like brats, looking for something to complain about and be unhappy over. They are the type of children who think the entire world should revolve around them and accommodate their preferences. That's why they can think they are justified in they're silly little tantrums when other people don't perfectly fit into they're molds for them. What a bunch of bull$#&%.
Lol! True. Those women want a unicorn. And we all know how prevalent unicorns are.
My college roommate stayed 'unwed' for 15 yrs after college (no boyfriends or flings in college to speak of) and would dump a viable candidate for the STUPIDEST things. One guy? head too small shaped. Another? voice a little too high pitched. Another? he wanted to spend time with her. She ended up getting desperate & meeting someone on the internet & married within a few months. Now she is 42 with a 5 yr old, while I am a 42 yr old with a 19 & 16yr old. She whines all the time about how tired she is raising her son, how tied down she is, etc...Me & my hubby? We just hop on our Harley & ride off into the sunset🤣
I giggle every time he uses the phrase “light in the loafers”.
I celebrate my man's birthday bc I want him to know I love him and care. I love that he reaches for my hand to hold, and I love that he tries to help with things. These girls are girls, not women.
Hence the reason why they live on TikTok.
Be honest Michael. You wake your wife up telling her it’s your birthday.
Lol
😂😂😂
He DEFINITELY does
😂😂😭😭😭
My biggest ick is a guy that watches porn - and it gets worse when he tries to normalize it by saying “it’s normal, everyone does it.” Or “my ex didn’t care that I watched porn”. You can tell by how they move in the world and expect women to act. Seriously. Get your sh** together, dudes.
That is 1,000 percent agreed with by me and most women I know
You read them certain kinda books though don't you.
@@johngates8212bet she fantasizes about 50 shades of grey though LOL
It's easy for you to tell men to "get their shit together". How about you don't understand the situation for most men and never will. Obviously porn is terrible but it's not so easy when it's introduced into the culture so heavily to just stop. Don't be so obtuse about it, it's wrong for sure but you just don't get it. You can shame and belittle men all you want but everyone struggles with vice and that's nothing new.
Male consensus is that Western women aren't worth getting their shit together, I'm afraid to say.
Porn is a bad option but dealing with modern divorce statistics is the worst option.
Everyone should be allowed to celebrate their birthday. It’s only an ick if they demand presents or a birthday party.
Demanding anything is weird, but absolutely nothing is wrong with a dude taking the day off, having some beer with his bros and just celebrating being alive.
I used to celebrate my birthday with a bottle of Jim Beam and a hangover 😅
Ya those bounce houses have to stop at 8 at least 😂
Not gonna lie, I don’t want a party or anything like that, but a birthday is a perfect excuse for a new gun or bbq pit. Just saying 😂
@@chucklemethis3329no, fuck that. Men work too hard to not get a bounce house on their birthday.
I hope you were being sarcastic on some of these. I'm an INTP that read the encyclopedia as a kid and I still need to google things. I think it's an ick when women think men need to be perfect, but their imperfections are cute.
Two things I noticed from this video: the sarcasm is strong with this one.... and Michael is the Schmidt of the Daily Wire. 😂😂
These girls make me go ICk!
None of them say “lack of virtue” is an ick, yet sexy Mike’s profound dating advice for men is “be virtuous.”
If more people believed a lack of true virtue to be off putting, we’d be in a much better place as a culture
Sexy Mike
Be virtuous to get a virtuous partner. His dating advice is legit.
@@cimsonrose6844no it’s not. Virtue is meaningless nowadays. Only a man’s looks and height matter these days
@@MB_Biggie_Cheese then virtue doesn't matter to the women you are interested in. And most likely they aren't virtuous women.
Self discipline starts with making your bed when you wake up in the morning.
For those who thought about the sweating during the night and bacteria left on the sheets. Yes it is true and letting the UV rays from the sun to kill the bacteria will help. But you could just replace the sheets and wash the used one when convenient. Either is fine but regardless of what you do, the self discipline starts in your home.
agreed. unfortunately thats something most women know nothing of
Navy Seal Admiral Shares Reasons to Make Bed Everyday ruclips.net/video/KgzLzbd-zT4/видео.html
@@Giga3D811 same can be said about men too, the best of what we can do is teach our kids the importance of self discipline and how it all starts in the bedroom and trickles outward.
That i really don't get, like why would you make it just to mess it up again every night?
@@gabenelms3228 want to come home to a clean home or a messy home? the difference actually does matter. but I am on the same page as to what you just stated.
I think it was CS Lewis who said society progresses at the level of its women. The better and more virtuous the women are, the more men will have to work and seek virtue to be worthy. Is it any wonder how a society could fail when women give it up so easy and ask for no commitment from the men of society?
Men were behind the sexual revolution in the 60’s, which has ultimately led to the degeneracy we have today.
Women follow and men lead.
It’s time men start being virtuous again. Stop fornicating, stop masterbating/watching porn, get married, don’t use contraception ever, work, keep your wife at home (having her work is feminism), dress nice, lift weights, have lots of kids, and ultimately have a holy fear of God.
When my son turned 30, his wife (fiancee at the time) did a "30 for 30". He got a present every day of his bd month! Of course, I contributed some of the gifts. I asked him how he managed to find a girl who spoils him as much as I did haha. He said he definitely got lucky. I think they'll be okay❤❤
"I hate that he was born" 😂
2:59 lord Farkwad SENT ME 😂
Give your editors a raise, Michael!
When she said "I just got out of a 10 year relationship", I verbally said ick🤦♀️
As a woman I would have to say that my biggest “ick” in a man is when he is OBSESSED with shoes. And I don’t mean like he buys an expensive pair of shoes and doesn’t wear them often or something, because women do the same thing, but I mean like, he is spending thousands upon thousands of dollars for shoes he will NEVER wear, like they are purely to show off. Idk it’s just weird to me.
4:25 the edits 🤣🤣
Just found out my GF of two years have been lying to me. I thought she was looking to marry and was family oriented. I can’t believe anything she says/said anymore. Lying is my ick and it seems like everyone lies these days.
Sorry to hear that, and yes that's a huge issue. Not sure if this helps but I'd look overseas if things are done with your current girl. I had no problem finding a family oriented catholic in the Philippines, just an idea for your future if you ever wondered about women outside the west.
They will throw you over after the green card also.
There's a reason so many men have become "passport bros".
I just mentioned that. I'm married in my mid 40's but I went overseas to meet my wife. I can't even imagine how difficult it is for young men. These Western women are children compared to women their age overseas. Arrested development.
@@RJT80It wasn't difficult for me. I'm 25 and decided to go to the Philippines and it was easy to find a fellow conservative catholic that I am planning on marrying one day. I learned a few years ago dating here in the US was not what I wanted. The "pandemic" situation made it harder to date long distance but I say any guy wanting a traditional relationship should just be a passport bro. It's definitely worth it, it's not easy getting started but it's also not hard to find the right woman. It's basically impossible to find what I wanted in the west.
Before my husband I would not date a guy that was under 6 foot. I'm 5 foot 4 and my husband is 5 foot 3. My husband is the best man, husband and father I could have imagined having. But then again we grew up together and we know everything about each other.
It's surprising what has turned out to matter and not matter in marriage, compared to what I thought mattered when I first started dating guys.
I have never been happier to be in my 60's, happily married, and not have to deal with these idiotic young women!
7:30 “why don’t you just know it?”
I do know it but you never fucking believe me!
Every time I watch Knowles it just reaffirms my belief that he’s the best DW host.
💯
Then Matt Walsh at 99.9% of that, lol
@@RobertLenz-uq9ki I think she's hot but I can't stand listening to her
@@RobertLenz-uq9kiwhat’s wrong with Candace
@@RobertLenz-uq9kiI lost interest in Candace after the Tate stuff
As a man, I can confirm that I levitate wherever I need to be, carry an entire house worth of stuff in my arms when I go shopping, sit and stare blankly at the wall until I unlock the secrets of the universe, walk 200 miles to and from my local walmart, (While carrying everything I bought mind you) I get drunk simply by willing alcohol into my bloodstream, I have never felt cold in my life because my insides are a raging inferno, I have never dropped anything because I simply command objects to orbit around my body, I don't ever trip because once again, levitation, and...you know what, what do I need a girlfriend for? I seem to be doing just fine on my own.
Exactly, she'd just slow you down 😂
😄 Ha ha! Love this. Levitating is a seriously under-appreciated skill these days. More power to you.
Yeah. I thought those "icks" were lame, too. I mean, we are all pone to trip, get cold, need a shopping buggy, or something to aid in transporting multiple items, and WHO IN THE WORLD KNOWS EVERYTHING!? Really??? Further more, SO WHAT if a guy likes to be honored on his birthday? I expect my husband to do it for me, so why not for him? And as for a guy being really nice.....i never met one so nice it made my stomach turn inside out. I prefer nice guy over a 💩 any day.
@@anthonyleeper8980 It was a fun power fantasy. I think deep down she wishes she could find her own confidence instead of needing to attack others.
I just loved your comment. Many of these were just so ridiculous in my opinion (and I'm a woman). It's like men are not supposed to be human for some people, including Knowles. Unless he was being ironic, but he didn't seem to be. Seriously, never google anything? Are you guys supposed to be all-knowing?
Why do they date men they don't love? If you really love someone, little things won't matter anymore.
I agree, I just want a good hearted woman at the end of the day. But apparently as the man you have to be perfect, I know not all women are like this but it seems many in the US are.
They are bored and have no purpose, living a hedonistic live where their entire hapiness depends on how others are viewing them.
So you see them talking about how "hard to get" they are because that's still what everyone expects a woman to be, even though they've slept already with a small village
Michael agreeing that celebrating a birthday is an " ick ", is an ick. A man getting some attention for one day is nothing wrong.
One of my biggest "icks" when I was dating - when a guy was rude or disrespectful towards his mom. Your mom doesn't have to be perfect to show her some respect.
Love hand holding and so does my husband. We just celebrated 25 years married. 😊
God bless you ma'am and your husband I wish women these days had a ounce of common sense
Ick. jk congratulations to you and yours.
@@jamescohen5704They do, just not in the west apparently
Yeah Michael confused me on this one I’m a 25 year old guy and it’s routine that I grab my fiancés hand as we leave our place at a certain turn..if I don’t she says “why aren’t you holding my hand”. I don’t really understand his point
The only thing I do to "celebrate" my birthday... I take the day off work, so I can do what I want on my birthday, instead of what the boss tells me to. Celebration enough for me.
I was about to get SUPER defensive of my husband on the bedsheet ick until you gave military guys a pass 😂
Lol Michael is an amazing troll sometimes 🤣 there is no way he really thinks making your bed is an ick
My biggest ick in a man is one who is so addicted to porn that he doesn't care whether or not his children are watching it with him. But he teaches them to hide it from his wife...
My "ick" is women that unironically describe things they don't like about men as "icks". You're not five anymore, grow up and speak like an adult.
You know what my biggest "ick" that a woman can do is?... If she talks too much. Especially if she feels the need to verbally express her opinion when I didn't ask for it. That is such a turn off.
@@troyhaileywoah, your speaking the language of love right there 😂
Why would you not hold hands? That's a sign of romance.
The editors went crazy with this one😂😂🤣🤣Yall too good
Most women give me the "ick", and I'm STRAIGHT.
Every time I see these videos the only thing that rings out to me is that men are not allowed to be human. It also reminds me that I'm far more masculine than I am feminine (I'm a tomboy). It's truly sad because everything that they named is either cute or it's petty.
The best birthday i ever had was a surprise one (I had completely forgotten about it) and my coworkers sat me in a chair, sang happy birthday in the most monotonous and dry tones, then threw balls of paper at me chanting "shame, shame; old, old"
That sounds hilarious
😭😂😂
I do t think a man over say, 25, should be having birthday parties. As a matter of fact by the time youre in your 30s it should surprise you when someone wishes you a happy birthday because you forgot it was coming.
Exactly. You should have enough going on in your life to not be counting down the days to your birthday party.
I agree with your sentiment; although, I do think it's a weird thing to straight-up forget.
When the decades roll over you can mark it with a little something. Just keep it classy.
I see nothing wrong with celebrating your own birthday as a grown man. Like are we supposed to hate it? As long we don’t act like kids and expect people to buy us toys, I see nothing wrong with it.
Also nobody knows everything. I see nothing wrong with a guy googling something he doesn’t know. Some of these icks are too high standard. Us guys are not perfect. I have anxiety and that’s already hard for me to find a date in this backwards country. At least I’m not cringy, don’t show others that I’m cold, or don’t wear flip-flops on the beach. Some of the things they expect from us is ridiculous
I’m a woman and I’m still confused by the whole thing. I just found out about “icks” and when I told my husband he laughed because a co worker had to explain what an ick was just recently. Please know any woman worth your time will not be worried about wild things like flip flops or enjoying your birthday. Just enjoy your life.
@@mochimochi7669thanks. You gave me a glimmer of hope in this dating world. lol
I find it weird when adults in general (men or women) expect gifts for their birthday. But I love parties. I don’t see anything wrong with celebrating a birthday, male or female. My husband is turning 40 soon and I was thinking of throwing a party. These chicks obviously would not approve, 😅. Should I worry most people would find that ick?
I think and also hope this video was a troll and not meant to be taken seriously. I highly doubt Michael actually agrees with these "women". Or at least he sees it from a totally different view point from those in the videos. It's definitely delusional standards, these broads can enjoy their empty apartments with their 12 cats.
@@veronicav575No lol, these women in these videos in my opinion are terminally online and aren't basing their views on anything in reality. It seems they just have outlandish takes to just get attention. Their is nothing wrong with giving someone gifts, granted it's not nessesary but I think it's nice to celebrate someone and a birthday is a good of reason as any to show appreciation to someone you care about. That's just my opinion though
I wore tennis shoes to the beach last time I was there. Happy women?
Yes. We take great pleasure in you pouring pounds of sand out onto your carpet when you get home.
well then, its too bad I dont have that problem.@@anzot6903
@@anzot6903🤣 that's hilarious! On a side note, people need to relax. Geez, people are so picky and uptight.
Michael agreeing with the woman’s “Ick’s” is perfect satire. 😂
"Men who get cold? Ick. Men who can't carry 25 bags of groceries? Ick. Men who take the elevator to their job on the 30th floor? Ick. Men who are nice to you? IIIIIICK." but alsooooooo "Why can't a find a good maaaaaan!?" Shit like this makes me understand the MGTOW movement.
Mad respect to the guy at the end who sacrificed his life to prevent giving his girl the ick.
I feel like Michael would have agreed with that ick too...
All these women will be alone at the end of their miserable lives.
Yeah
THANK GOD! I dated and married in the 80s! Been married 38 years and have loved everything about it!😅❤😊
I love that my husband reaches for my hand and likes holding my hand, it makes me feel like he wants to be close to me and protect me
For some reason, women have decided that amongst themselves, it's insanely funny and cute to have the most trivial "icks". They try to one-up each other by being disgusted by ever-increasingly mundane things. It's like the zoomers trying to out-do each other in having the most mental disorders. To normal people, that kind of behavior is...well, an ick.
Women want to show that they have standards and are "hard to get".
Doesnt matter that they have slept with a small village already, it's just what they like to do.
I wanted a tall guy over 6ft cause I am a 5’9” woman. I’m the one who actually needed a tall guy but all these short 5’2 girls snatch them up and it makes me mad!! But I’m very happy with my 5’10” husband 😂
5’2 woman and hubs is 6’1. You are correct 😭😭😂 I’ve never thought about it that way but it’s true. I think it’s because we get tired of having to use stools/counters in our kitchen so we find someone to reach the top shelves 😂
I'm a short girl and I can't believe how many over 6 foot tall guys only date short girls. It seems so bizarre. But then there are also tall guys who only date tall girls because they want their kids to be athletes.
Us guys under 6 foot don’t deserve a wife huh? But hey “God’s got a plan”
you are my dream girl
I'm 6' and I felt the same way. it's my "ick" when I see tall guys with girls nearly a foot and a half shorter than them. Like, seriously... how the heck do you not feel like you're with a child? I never understood it either. I did marry a guy who was shorter than me though because his personality and mind won me over the first time we met.
I thought icks were supposed to be things like chewing with your mouth open or starting every sentence with "well actually" not ~normal human things. If a guy gets excited about his birthday, it tells me he enjoys celebrating life and will not be a stick in the mud. Also stop equating a nice guy with the people-pleasing virtue signaling beta simp.
Men, I'm so sorry you have to put up with this. And Michael, seriously? Agreeing with some of these actually looks kinda "beta" as the kids say.
Isn't simp just a newer word for "nice guys?" Makes sense why he would equate them.
Also, celebrating your birthday is feminine. Like it or not. I go sun tanning every once in a while, and I'm not ashamed of it. In fact, it is a net positive for my life. But, I can accept that it's not very manly, and if some women are "icked" out by that, I would accept it.
Michael's a simp. He gives a pass to airheaded women and their utterly moronic opinions if they're remotely hot. I feel bad for his wife. Seriously.
The Shaq-Kevin swap at 2:47 caught me off- guard. Pure gold.
Any adult using a term like "ick" seems too childish to be taken seriously.
I call quid pro quo for these statements. If the man doesn't get to celebrate his birthday, then that means that he doesn't have to remember and spend lavish amounts on the woman he is with for her birthday. That should include Christmas, Valentine's Day, anniversaries, etc. I'm pretty sure this will be a deal breaker, but fair is fair. Don't want to hold his hand? Don't expect anything from him. No holding doors, pulling out chairs, paying for dates, fixing your car, fixing anything, killing spiders, checking the house when you hear a noise, etc. etc. etc. As for the man feeling cold, I get cold, but I don't expect anyone to take care of me, but since this person has a problem with her man feeling cold, then no more expecting him to give you his coat when you feel cold. These women don't want a man in their lives. They want a servant/escort to do everything, pay for everything, pretty much exist for their pleasure. Guys, find someone better than this or be sad, lonely, and miserable for the rest of your lives.
😂 great episode Michael, most of these women are just delusional
How is anyone delusional about what they don't like? I don't like your face, doesn't make me delusional 🤡
Any woman who talks about "ick" while they are wearing huge plastic nails that are germ magnets and trashy hoop earrings is a deeply unserious person destined for a life of disappointment.
@@terrorists-are-among-usassuming men shouldn’t be x y or z when x y z are not unmanly or highly questionable qualities. Thats what they mean by delusional.
@@mbdg6810 it is when you're trying to find a man not a boy.
@@terrorists-are-among-us It's not delusional for women or men to have preferences. But the things that disgust most of these women are so ridiculous and non issues to any normal person that it's delusional of them to think that they're so perfect that they can afford to reject a guy because he has one of their perceived flaws!
Michaels ick: People who like ketchup on hotdogs.
that tastes good
YES! No ketchup unless you're a toddler!!!!😂
It's weird for sure. It's basically syrup. Please eat mustard like a normal person. 😂
People who like ketchup on anything!
@@arachnid33But you have no problem with tomatoes on hotdogs. Where the hell do you think ketchup comes from? 🙄
But I like holding my wife's hand. It's a sign of love and ownership. I love that woman beyond measure and I want people to know that I take responsibility for her happiness, safety, and livelihood. Nobody else can do the job of husband for her.
Ownership? 🤨🤨🤨
@@bethany7505 yes, ownership. Mutual ownership of course. She is mine and I am hers. We are not polygamists by any means. Holding her hand is a symbol that she is mine and nobody else's. I am so very proud to exhibit my relationship with her in public, but I am also protective. She is bone of my bones and flesh of my flesh. I want the best for her and my responsibility as a husband is to ensure nothing causes hurt or shame for her.
As a man, I have an ick about men. Specifically feminist men. Stop being sexist to your own sex!
Sometimes makes me sad that as a man, we can’t seek that maternal softness. It’s okay for boys to want their mom, but it’s weakness for a man to want that from his wife.
Some are the exception and don’t find fault, but it becomes like an instinctive reaction to have ick if a man cries out.
Like for me if I’m throwing up sick and shitty - I wanna be coddled like when I was a boy. Sucks I’m a burden if I do.
Ah well. Such is life I suppose.
If a masculine man does that occasionally….It’s an emotional turn on/makes me feel closer to them/makes me want to comfort them
I like hand holding. Always have with a man I really like.
I agree, 10 years together without being married alone is a huge ick for me, but I think in this case, they were very young, like high school sweethearts kind of young.
Also, I agree with her. If a man leaves you for someone else, don't go back. I heard on a movie a guy said "its like taking a shower then putting your dirty underwear back on."
Sure, but if they were highschool sweethearts together for 10 years the youngest they could be is 24-25, that’s no excuse
I was thinking the samething she looks pretty young so maybe it was “together for 10 years” starting in like middle or high school which is too young to marry because you’re literal children.
Ladies, if you go around judging men for petty little things like this, go buy some cats you are going to end up a lonely and pathetic fur mommy by the time you're 30
The Nickleback "Look and this Graph" had me rolling. Well done, editors. 🙂
I’ve realize just how valuable I am as a woman, mother, wife and friend.
"Try holding it" 😂😂 that was hilarious
That one was actually rather funny.
Golden delivery. That one got me.
By too nice, I think they mean a push over and a sap. A little bit of spice and push back. I've broken up with guys because they were too "nice" in that way.
My 22 yr old son gets excited about his birthdays, because he had cancer as a teen, and he realizes every birthday is a gift. But I consider that an exception.
Yeah, because actually loving you enough to care is ick. lame...
“A little bit of spice and push back”
*Toxic behavior detected
Awe! I'm so happy that he is cancer free! He should enjoy his birthday! I always like throwing little parties for my child and husband. I want them to feel special, and love seeing them get older. I don't see anything wrong with that.
@@Ash-lf6toWe are talking about men who won’t allow a woman to walk all over them. Not “toxic” behavior.
and this is why women should never be taken seriously. If you are thoughtful and considerate, it’s bad.
But if you don’t care, “omg that’s so hot”
Never listen to them and never acknowledge them. It’s what they ask for.
Holding hands signifies a partnership.
Her not wanting to hold hands shows that she has no interest in being a partner.
The montage of Micheal being short had me dying 😂
What's hilarious is that the last girl is definitely going to take him back when he asks. She's just bitter about getting dumped twice by the same dude and she's 100% obsessed with him.
A woman who talks about "ick" while wearing huge plastic nails germ magnet nails glued to their fingers and trashy hoop earrings is a deeply unserious person destined for a life of disappointment. Many such cases.
Exactly, it's not like she has many options. She's about to hit the wall and looks like a hooked you'd see walking the streets of LA. Don't ask me how I know that...
How would you know that? @@JG-lo1vb
Projecting much? Where are you even getting that impression from
I can't be projecting because I've never been in that situation and I've never been a lady. I'm getting that impression because she's making videos and posting them on the internet talking about how he isn't worthy of her. We're basically getting a preview of what she wishes she would say to his face, and maybe she has, idk. Trying to make someone want to be better is a sign of desire for commitment. She let him leave once and took him back, so she's probably going to do it again. Usually, if you want a complete end to a relationship, the ideas you would convey are about how the relationship was bad, it didn't have much meaning, or about how it's going to be better now that it's over. Also, in my experience, ladies usually will take you back if you're the one to dump them. Women want to be desired; so if you say that you stopped wanting to be with them, it drives them crazy thinking about what went wrong, and, by proxy, thinking about you. When you spend a ton of energy thinking about another person, it's an investment that you expect a return on. I don't make the rules, i just notice them. I could also just be completely wrong.