Everything Wrong With The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen in 13 Minutes or Less

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  • Опубликовано: 3 мар 2021
  • The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen is a bad movie. It's every bit as bad as you've heard, yet somehow still worse than that. You just can't believe how bad it is. So naturally it has a lot of sins.
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  • @M613M
    @M613M 3 года назад +3028

    This movie is like the anti-Avatar. I've always heard that its considered awful yet never met a person who didn't enjoy it.

    • @reuteratwork8983
      @reuteratwork8983 3 года назад +63

      You need to get out more...

    • @madscientist5189
      @madscientist5189 3 года назад +133

      We need to start a petition for the sequel with Zombie Quatermain

    • @nahianshabab724
      @nahianshabab724 3 года назад +24

      well said

    • @aero4856
      @aero4856 3 года назад +156

      @@reuteratwork8983 you need to lighten up a little.

    • @moxdonalds925
      @moxdonalds925 3 года назад +28

      Hi, I didn’t enjoy this movie

  • @Igorcastrochucre
    @Igorcastrochucre 3 года назад +2381

    This and Van Helsing are a better Dark Universe than the one we actually got.

    • @joshuac5537
      @joshuac5537 3 года назад +92

      Add Penny Dreadful and I agree 100%

    • @THATxGUYxLEX
      @THATxGUYxLEX 3 года назад +8

      Hell da’

    • @DAntior
      @DAntior 3 года назад +8

      YEEESSS!!

    • @RavagHer
      @RavagHer 3 года назад +83

      dude can helsing was really good...don't know why it was never successful.

    • @MostlyPennyCat
      @MostlyPennyCat 3 года назад +40

      I also really liked 2007's Sweeney Todd musical, let's put that in too
      en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sweeney_Todd:_The_Demon_Barber_of_Fleet_Street_(2007_film)

  • @venjamin4907
    @venjamin4907 3 года назад +355

    One of my favorite things about this is the fight between Mina and Dorian, because of one single effect. During the fight, they both get injured, and when they start healing, it's entirely different from one another - the painting dust crumbles, and the vein-y healing. It's honestly quite nice to see that attention to detail when they could have skimped out on it all and just had both their wounds closing up normally.
    Anyways: Like most in the comments, I really liked this movie.

    • @MegaZeta
      @MegaZeta 2 года назад +3

      Dorian Gray, I appreciate the creative use of him… but, while I realize the commercial reasons, I feel the source’s “Mina as coach experienced in managing ‘unusual’ types” is more interesting than just “Mina as vampire”.

  • @zoelleyvelisse3794
    @zoelleyvelisse3794 3 года назад +646

    This movie may be “bad” but I watch it every time it comes on.

    • @o.j.phillips7754
      @o.j.phillips7754 3 года назад +12

      I think the complains come when you spend money on a theatre ticket to go watch it. If you catch it on late night tv it won't hurt as much and you can either be entertained or change channels

    • @babytoshiro7014
      @babytoshiro7014 3 года назад +6

      Me too. it's not really that bad

    • @zatoth13
      @zatoth13 2 года назад +4

      It falls into the “so bad it’s good” category. I do not abhor the movie and found it very fun to watch. Would I say it deserved an Oscar? No, but most Oscar nominated movies are boring af anyway. If you asked how I could improve it, I would make the team Poe, Lovecraft and HG Wells.

    • @MegaZeta
      @MegaZeta 2 года назад +1

      And, hey, enjoying things that aren’t objectively “good” is part of the human experience. Everyone has a song or movie like that. I wish everyone could admit it.

  • @katiek.5614
    @katiek.5614 3 года назад +888

    Also... in the beginning, Quartermaine was NOT trying to hit Mr. Hyde, he was just trying to make him change direction. He explained that in the very next line. A big sin for you my friend.

    • @LestatsFiancee4
      @LestatsFiancee4 3 года назад +36

      I was searching for this comment!
      He didn't try to shoot him

    • @PestyWanderer
      @PestyWanderer 3 года назад +5

      Thank you!

    • @HeyFox101
      @HeyFox101 3 года назад +23

      I don't know what you're trying to achieve here, their personal sin counter got stuck on 'Infinity plus one" looong-long time ago.

    • @hbkx5
      @hbkx5 3 года назад +15

      Very true! There are some others they messed up on as well such as that the submarine can actually go in reverse. I often feel this movie gets a bad wrap. It does not follow the comics mostly because they are too dark for a pg-13 movie but is still a good adventure shoot em' up movie.

    • @jotithind7502
      @jotithind7502 3 года назад +9

      Thank you Katie. I was going to say the same thing. Also I don't think the CGI was that terrible for the time this movie was made.

  • @kyle601
    @kyle601 3 года назад +2501

    Watched this as a kid with my dad. Gotta admit it’s a guilty pleasure movie

    • @DjCamMan
      @DjCamMan 3 года назад +48

      same!!! I love it!

    • @LordVulcan93
      @LordVulcan93 3 года назад +96

      I never thought it was as bad as they made it out to be. I enjoyed it. But I also enjoyed Batman V Superman, so I might be a little retarded.

    • @joshuagcwong734
      @joshuagcwong734 3 года назад +51

      It's bad. But it's soooooo good. Definitely a guilty pleasure, but probably because I watched this as a kid 😌👌

    • @stevenbooker8688
      @stevenbooker8688 3 года назад +9

      Same for me dude!

    • @RetroHoodie25
      @RetroHoodie25 3 года назад +5

      Same bro
      And I'm 15

  • @marce.t8732
    @marce.t8732 3 года назад +212

    6:22 Quartermain was definitely trying to direct Hyde into a trap, not wound him, so of course he missed 4 times

    • @babytoshiro7014
      @babytoshiro7014 3 года назад +12

      Yeah it's odd, he didn't realize that lol

    • @vKILLZ0NEv
      @vKILLZ0NEv 2 года назад +15

      @@babytoshiro7014 I mean, like the very next line explains this too

    • @SwordHMX
      @SwordHMX 2 года назад +12

      Sawyer: You missed.
      Allan: I'm not trying to hit him.

    • @christopherdunn4066
      @christopherdunn4066 2 года назад +7

      The creator has to make the movie look bad so he can get some sins up in fhe tally.

    • @wildviolence
      @wildviolence 5 месяцев назад

      @@christopherdunn4066 Maybe 1 in 10 is some kind of plot hole or cliche, the rest is padding.

  • @burncycle4621
    @burncycle4621 3 года назад +120

    He wasn't missing. It's even said in dialogue that Quarteramain was merely "turning" him with the gunfire.

    • @LadyOnikara
      @LadyOnikara 2 года назад +5

      Yep! Quartermain is like Deadshot in Suicide Squad. They don't miss unless they want to.

  • @gfdggdfgdgf
    @gfdggdfgdgf 3 года назад +856

    After watching this movie I was so surprised to find out most people don't actually seem to like it. I absolutely love this movie, and the DVD had fantastic special features.

    • @brolohalflemming7042
      @brolohalflemming7042 3 года назад +12

      I bought the DVD and this is the first time I've seen the Moriaty reveal. Not often I find a film that is so bad I can't finish watching it, other than perhaps some of the straight to Prime or Netflix stuff that never got close to a cinema or DVD release.

    • @newsrapper
      @newsrapper 3 года назад +8

      I just watched for 10 +s time

    • @laliclaudesol2350
      @laliclaudesol2350 3 года назад +13

      I love it too! It brings back so many sweet memories ❤❤❤

    • @alatielinara
      @alatielinara 3 года назад +4

      totally, I loved movie when i watched it)

    • @zachariahkindle8926
      @zachariahkindle8926 3 года назад +24

      Until today I've literally never heard anyone trash talk it at all, it's a modern classic

  • @joesfootlocker3083
    @joesfootlocker3083 3 года назад +642

    1. He wasn’t trying to hit Hyde, he was just trying to get him to go in the direction he wants. Tom mentions it and Q tells him during the chase. Also I really like this film, it does have its issues; but overall I liked it.

    • @paullatham8486
      @paullatham8486 3 года назад +33

      I scrolled down to see if someone else commented this!
      He's gonna have to remove 10 sins for that mistake 😆

    • @kuriboh635
      @kuriboh635 3 года назад +12

      Me too man. It's not the best film but it's very enjoyable. I've always loved it.

    • @caseymcpherson5245
      @caseymcpherson5245 3 года назад +16

      Cinemasins manipulates the scene or they get the hose again

    • @tysirrah
      @tysirrah 3 года назад +8

      thank you! I was thinking the same thing when I saw it lol. This would be excusable except you HAVE to watch the movie to do CimemaSins. How the hell did they miss that?

    • @Gogoroth2
      @Gogoroth2 3 года назад +11

      THANK YOU! That bugged the hell out of me. I also really enjoy this film. And Van Hellsing. They aren't cinematic masterpieces but they are very very fun movies.

  • @marklaplante8675
    @marklaplante8675 3 года назад +111

    I remember watching Connery in an interview talking about why he took this role. Basically, he said that he passed on Indiana Jones (main character, not his father) and also on Star Wars because he wasn't interested in the material. So when he was finally offered a role in this film he took it just in case it turned out to be the first in a series of films. Sorry, Sean.

    • @mitchhodge7868
      @mitchhodge7868 3 года назад +10

      Ah well, the dude is the original bond and it cemented his career, 1 outta 4 ain't bad

    • @bigg2988
      @bigg2988 3 года назад +17

      @@mitchhodge7868 AND he apparently was not interested in being Gandalf. So 1 outta 5. The man had serious aversion to both sci-fi and fantasy it seems... but a steampunk comic lined with literary puns rocked his boat. Well, Connery by himself provided a reason to watch anything. He had the "licence" to be picky, if not always right. :)

    • @Chokah
      @Chokah 3 года назад +14

      IIRC he said "I turned down "The Matrix " because I didn't understand it. I turned down "Lord of the Rings " because I didn't understand it. I didn't understand this but I would be damned if I'd turn it down!"

    • @marklaplante8675
      @marklaplante8675 3 года назад

      @@Chokah that's it...thank you for the correction!

    • @MegaZeta
      @MegaZeta 2 года назад

      …Can’t really fault him for being interested in the _material,_ which is plenty interesting. It’s the finished _movie_ that stumbled.

  • @aaronyoung9922
    @aaronyoung9922 3 года назад +136

    This movie is so goddamn fun that the vfx do not matter, we need more movies like this!

    • @MegaZeta
      @MegaZeta 2 года назад +5

      I think it’s okay to enjoy a mediocre movie for its stronger parts while still thinking it’s reasonable for moviemakers to do better.

  • @TheTris147
    @TheTris147 3 года назад +558

    You know he wasn't trying to hit Jekyll, he even said so in that scene when the chimney exploded.

    • @jakepullman4914
      @jakepullman4914 3 года назад +94

      Thank you, I was checking to make sure someone said this. He was sent to CAPTURE, not kill. The shots were just to steer Hyde into the trap. And missing that much while coming close takes as much skill as hitting.

    • @RagingSorrowDR
      @RagingSorrowDR 3 года назад +54

      A lot of the sins from this channel is forced. Don't know if he genuinely didn't know or he chose to ignore explanations in movies.

    • @hotarushidosha
      @hotarushidosha 3 года назад +19

      Yes, thank you. I was looking to see if someone else pointed it out. :D

    • @redith137
      @redith137 3 года назад +25

      I'm glad someone's hammering that. it's blatantly obvious in the film if you actually watch the damn thing he's not trying to hit him

    • @ourkeving
      @ourkeving 3 года назад +42

      I don't mind goofy sins, but sins like this just seems like they didn't watch the movie.

  • @MostlyPennyCat
    @MostlyPennyCat 3 года назад +762

    “Allan Quatermain: Would you like to learn to count sins?"
    "Cinema Sins: I can already."
    "Allan Quatermain: I saw. Very American. Fire enough sins and hope to hit the target.”

    • @UncleMikeNJ
      @UncleMikeNJ 3 года назад +10

      Target hit. Buy American.

    • @jeremyblackmouth3323
      @jeremyblackmouth3323 3 года назад +23

      Okay, I would pay to hear that from the late great Sean Connery to the CinemaSins guy

    • @Aloyus_Knight
      @Aloyus_Knight 3 года назад +8

      ZING!

    • @armjjb5189
      @armjjb5189 3 года назад +16

      As someone who loved this movie as a kid, and recognizes its poor quality but still likes it as a guilty pleasure, I greatly appreciate this sick burn!

    • @mattmarzula
      @mattmarzula 3 года назад +5

      Brilliant.

  • @ORVONTON64
    @ORVONTON64 3 года назад +59

    You blew this one, dude!!!… he wasn't trying to hit Hyde… he was guiding him… those were perfectly placed rounds…

  • @adampoll4977
    @adampoll4977 3 года назад +429

    "More times than the Weezer song, Africa..." Toto just hit you with 1000 sins.

    • @Ten_Thousand_Locusts
      @Ten_Thousand_Locusts 3 года назад +12

      Yeah seriously wtf

    • @mallios13
      @mallios13 3 года назад +5

      Thank you!

    • @etjama9707
      @etjama9707 3 года назад

      Yeah but Weezer did it better so...

    • @adampoll4977
      @adampoll4977 3 года назад +3

      @@etjama9707 It's exactly the same...

    • @etjama9707
      @etjama9707 3 года назад

      @@adampoll4977 Listen again. Weezer has an electric guitar going in the background and a stronger chorus. Makes all the difference.

  • @boldbearings
    @boldbearings 3 года назад +225

    6:16 Q isn't trying to hit Hyde, he's trying to drive him into a trap.
    I sin your sin.😉

    • @Mars_Ultor_CasualGamer
      @Mars_Ultor_CasualGamer 3 года назад +7

      Thank you!

    • @AlGoYoSu
      @AlGoYoSu 3 года назад +15

      Exactly. It's like the context of the scene was ignored just to sin it.

    • @Mars_Ultor_CasualGamer
      @Mars_Ultor_CasualGamer 3 года назад +10

      @@AlGoYoSu right? He says it outloud "Make him turn left boy" then shoots several times to spook him so he gets into position then pops the roof supports.

    • @TheFallenFaob
      @TheFallenFaob 3 года назад +13

      also the sin for the submarine not being able to move in the city with the comment does it have reverse only to show it going in reverse a few moments later

    • @Aloyus_Knight
      @Aloyus_Knight 3 года назад +8

      @@AlGoYoSu Yeah, wouldn't be the first time Jeremy was wrong about a sin.

  • @chaosmike84
    @chaosmike84 3 года назад +935

    I can't be the only one who loves this movie

    • @DLibera
      @DLibera 3 года назад +16

      I actually enjoyed the movie a lot. I've always been a fan of all those characters. It was a little sad though, that it could've been an actual good movie if they tried a little harder.
      Ps: I love Peta wilson so much.

    • @danielrawson465
      @danielrawson465 3 года назад +7

      No you weren’t.

    • @reichen609
      @reichen609 3 года назад +16

      @mike cain
      I don't understand the hatred this movie gets from americans.
      I loved it... Not perfect but it was a very fun watch. Very interesting concept.

    • @astraeus5991
      @astraeus5991 3 года назад +6

      I love it. Would actually like a remake.

    • @phydeux
      @phydeux 3 года назад +3

      Nah, this is a pure popcorn flick if there ever was one.

  • @Whiskeyactual9531
    @Whiskeyactual9531 3 года назад +33

    Can we just acknowledge that this is The Avengers 1899 and it is awesome

  • @michaelwolf839
    @michaelwolf839 3 года назад +154

    For a literary team up movie that had never been done before, this movie is fantastic.

    • @rainydays9967
      @rainydays9967 2 года назад +10

      I heard someone say it’s the literary version of Avengers and I couldn’t agree more

    • @envoytotheking6118
      @envoytotheking6118 2 года назад +9

      If I recall correctly it's based off of a graphic novel

    • @MegaZeta
      @MegaZeta 2 года назад +2

      Sadly to me, as an adaptation of source material with the exact same premise as the movie, it’s not very good at all.

    • @ChristophBrinkmann
      @ChristophBrinkmann 9 дней назад

      No. No it isn't.

  • @denniscleary7580
    @denniscleary7580 3 года назад +594

    This movie has so much potential and I wouldn’t mind seeing a rebooted version or a sequel

    • @crayfish9966
      @crayfish9966 3 года назад +33

      shame we wouldn't be able to get a Sean Connery cameo

    • @TheVWarriors
      @TheVWarriors 3 года назад +19

      i think a television series, or MCU approach would be awesome

    • @Gzilla313
      @Gzilla313 3 года назад +15

      Best to just read the comics it's based on

    • @FnordOok
      @FnordOok 3 года назад +16

      Maybe they could even do it "properly" because I thought Mina was supposed to be the leader of the league in the source material. (comics)

    • @brettloo7588
      @brettloo7588 3 года назад +8

      Careful what you ask for, Think about how bad they could F' this up! Think about how this would work with a Michael Bay treatment!

  • @Kundalini12
    @Kundalini12 3 года назад +225

    I actually enjoyed this movie, I don't care how silly it is.

  • @TheGamingCathedral
    @TheGamingCathedral 3 года назад +47

    6:17 Sinning something that the movie literally explains a couple of seconds later is a sin.

  • @SiCrewe
    @SiCrewe 3 года назад +93

    This is one of those movies which you enjoy for what it suggests rather than what's actually on the screen.

  • @raffikrikorian8424
    @raffikrikorian8424 3 года назад +250

    After reading the comments a lot of people actually like this film despite how it’s rated and I’m honestly so glad

    • @LJAndrews1986
      @LJAndrews1986 3 года назад +17

      It's a corny classic and it stars Sean Connery, I'm more surprised it doesn't get more love lol

    • @Toastedtasty42
      @Toastedtasty42 3 года назад +6

      Right? He seems to be the only one that genuinely dislikes it.

    • @ferd617
      @ferd617 3 года назад +2

      There's nothing wrong with guilty pleasures. I quite enjoyed _Sliding Doors._ an utterly forgettable late-1990s rom-com. I once had an extremely entertaining evening watching _Mom & Dad Save The World_ in the company of seven other people at our campus movie theater. I will always defend _Dude, Where's My Car?_ as the funniest movie I never wanted to see. ...None of these are _good_ movies (with the possible exception, genuinely, of _Dude, Where's My Car?_ ), though. I recognize that, despite the fact that I didn't hate them. (I'm also still, to this day, trying to work out if _The Rock_ is secretly terrible, or if one time in 1996 Michael Bay accidentally made a good movie.)

    • @joaosoares-rr5mj
      @joaosoares-rr5mj 3 года назад +3

      i would watch this movie any day, i love it, every time i watch it i enjoy myself

    • @Snipergoat1
      @Snipergoat1 3 года назад

      @@ferd617 Sure, but why fuck up classic characters for a shit movie? This whole movie was Last Jedi levels of poor characterization.

  • @LHSgoatman
    @LHSgoatman 3 года назад +74

    "He missed 4 times" He wasn't trying to hit him

  • @BlackTungsten
    @BlackTungsten 3 года назад +63

    I legit saw this three times in theaters. No regrets.

    • @valkyrie9646
      @valkyrie9646 2 года назад

      I admit this movie had a few plot holes, but I loved it-and still do, as well.

  • @SunBunz
    @SunBunz 3 года назад +69

    I’m surprised they didn’t notice and sin the fact that Mina has curly hair during the fight with Dorian, and after he “kills” her, she wakes up and comes back with perfectly straight hair for some reason.

    • @Fakindafunkpnay
      @Fakindafunkpnay 3 года назад +9

      Man i waited for just that and they didn’t even mentioned it 🤣 Minas hair changed drastically like how did that make the cut???

    • @SunBunz
      @SunBunz 3 года назад +10

      @@Fakindafunkpnay I have a funny theory that after she was "killed" by Dorian, she woke up with straight hair because he pissed off the curls right off her head!

    • @MylesKillis
      @MylesKillis 5 месяцев назад +5

      She switches between curly and straight when she’s doing her vampire thing

    • @SunBunz
      @SunBunz 5 месяцев назад

      @@MylesKillis that’s what I thought! Interesting! lol

  • @sharmaineclif6731
    @sharmaineclif6731 3 года назад +166

    This movie is a forever win in my book. I waited forever for a sequel that never came.

    • @rpsyco
      @rpsyco 3 года назад +6

      The comics are...strange to say the least, but they have a lot of source material.

    • @BrotherMag
      @BrotherMag 3 года назад +1

      I liked this movie too . Sometimes cinemasins gets it wrong

    • @aero4856
      @aero4856 3 года назад +3

      @@izzyzzzycwycz3646 Universally panned, but for some reason it's actually not so easy to find people who dislike it. Found a couple in this comment section, but from my experience, it's overwhelmingly either praised or 'meh'.

    • @teruin2
      @teruin2 3 года назад

      @@BrotherMag The movie definitely deserves a sins video, as entertaining as it is it's still fun to poke at some of the absurdities.

    • @dnf-dead
      @dnf-dead 3 года назад

      There was a sequel planned involving invaders from Mars, but because it bombed it was shelved

  • @eidolon_one6376
    @eidolon_one6376 3 года назад +75

    He commented on Quartermain missing Hyde but there was a line of dialogue explaining that he wasn't trying to hit him, he was trying to move him to the area where they eventually captured him.

    • @briannasons8979
      @briannasons8979 3 года назад +1

      Dude I love your tardis

    • @zachariahkindle8926
      @zachariahkindle8926 3 года назад +4

      That's pretty standard for this channel unfortunately, at some point they decided getting insanely high counters so they could interject more snarky remarks was more important than finding actual sins

    • @pvshka
      @pvshka 3 года назад +2

      @@zachariahkindle8926 remember when these videos used to be 5-6 minutes long? Yeah...

  • @terrorversetv
    @terrorversetv 3 года назад +24

    I like how you sinned “reading” and then immediately sinned the speed of the text. It’s like they knew the reading was a sin and tried to get it over with quickly, but you are never pleased 😂

    • @omega311888
      @omega311888 3 года назад +1

      apparently hes too lazy to read.

  • @TheLordPolar
    @TheLordPolar 3 года назад +19

    He misses Hide on purpose because he's trying to force him to go where he wants him, so he keeps missing. Duh?
    Also Jackle, and hid agreed to work together to save everyone.

  • @missrhib
    @missrhib 3 года назад +530

    I know folks think this sucks, but I love this movie! Guilty pleasure 🤭

    • @seanmcandrews9514
      @seanmcandrews9514 3 года назад +11

      I love this movie. The dialog honestly felt like the only problem in the movie

    • @MyCakePop
      @MyCakePop 3 года назад +5

      Same!

    • @WSFMontana
      @WSFMontana 3 года назад +16

      Definitely DID NOT SUCK

    • @Stevarooni
      @Stevarooni 3 года назад +5

      It wasn't what it tried to be, but it _did_ try.

    • @xtrordinarygrl15
      @xtrordinarygrl15 3 года назад +6

      I loved this as a kid but it saddens me that THIS is the movie that made Sean Connery quit acting.

  • @grfrjiglstan
    @grfrjiglstan 3 года назад +113

    This movie is like if Avengers was just a first draft, and then the director amended it to be less functional.

    • @wyndhamcoffman8961
      @wyndhamcoffman8961 3 года назад +1

      Why yes they even got the heli-carrier from a group of steampunk enthusiasts, who were disappointed that too many of the gears actually did something.
      Credit to stories in 15 minutes.

  • @kyteoaguon
    @kyteoaguon 3 года назад +19

    “George and Lenny as MI6 agents” made me laugh my ass off

  • @jjaaamm
    @jjaaamm Год назад +4

    6:18 - yeah he misses, the next line of dialogue being "I'm not trying to hit him" - sin removed

  • @red_crow584
    @red_crow584 3 года назад +141

    CinemaSins: *sins any movie ever*
    Comments: "There's nothing wrong with this movie"

    • @BombFlks
      @BombFlks 3 года назад +8

      no,Its mainly he sins things which are not actually sin worthy. dont get me wrong a bunch of the points he makes are sin worthy but quite a few are also just things he points out to stretch the run time.

    • @startingQB
      @startingQB 3 года назад +8

      It's more about him calling this movie awful. It's not awful. It's not great, but it's not awful. It did poorly at the box office because of poor marketing.

    • @michaeljohnsen5436
      @michaeljohnsen5436 3 года назад +4

      @@startingQB I really like this movie, and I'll be the first to admit it's pretty awful.

    • @startingQB
      @startingQB 3 года назад +1

      @@michaeljohnsen5436 that's your opinion but lots of people including me disagree. It's not awful.

    • @user-hc9qv9yb9m
      @user-hc9qv9yb9m 3 года назад

      That's what you get with Speed Racer

  • @cass6082
    @cass6082 3 года назад +132

    To be fair, the Phileas Fogg reference was probably talking about the “real” guy. Since he is probably real in this universe and him making it around the world in 80 days would probably still have been talked about when the events of the movie happened

  • @SCRB1GR3D98
    @SCRB1GR3D98 3 года назад +20

    I've had the wonderful chance to stand with the exact car they used from the movie. Absolute mammoth of a vehicle. Based on a Cadillac front wheel drive chassis. It's in the DezerLand Museum in Orlando now.

  • @c.c.7687
    @c.c.7687 3 года назад +19

    I miss seeing Peta Wilson onscreen. I used to love her in 'La Femme Nikita'.

    • @MainaGakere
      @MainaGakere 2 года назад +2

      I was looking for this comment. I was a huge fan of her back in the days. I hope she gets more acting roles.

  • @borafett3005
    @borafett3005 3 года назад +120

    "I don't see what we need a big monkey for"
    Me, every time I see a Godzilla vs Kong trailer.

    • @MrMutou
      @MrMutou 3 года назад +3

      Yeah honestly no hate but why do people still watch movies with giant animals anymore🤷🏽‍♂️ Lol so easy to lose interest and fall asleep

    • @dcnation1558
      @dcnation1558 3 года назад +2

      @@MrMutou Especially when 2/3 of the movie is centered around the people with useless dialogue.

    • @MrMutou
      @MrMutou 3 года назад

      @@dcnation1558 Yes!

    • @MrMutou
      @MrMutou 3 года назад +1

      @@dcnation1558 Cannon fodder really does not need so much dialogue

    • @dcnation1558
      @dcnation1558 3 года назад +2

      @@MrMutou Right? We're watching the movie for the awesome fights we were promised in the trailers.

  • @hailtothevic
    @hailtothevic 3 года назад +117

    Van Helsing is a goddamned gem and this movie is THE guilty pleasure flick!

  • @kevinmccoy3653
    @kevinmccoy3653 3 года назад +10

    I've been waiting for this one for YEARS now! I just knew that they wouldn't give Mr. Hydes giant top hat the series of questions/sins it deserved-- As in: Did Mr. Hyde go into a hatters and ask to be sized for a giant top hat? Didn't the hatter run out the door, screaming about the GIANT MONSTER that was in his shop? Was it Doctor Jekyll who went into the hatters? How could he get the right size for Mr. Hyde? Did Dr. Jekyll think that Mr. Hyde would somehow look "Normal" because of the top hat? Did the hatter keep Mr. Hydes size as a reference, for the inevitability of Hyde losing it while running around at night and destroying things?

  • @Matech24
    @Matech24 Год назад +2

    I could only laugh when:
    - Nautilus cruised down the Venice canals
    - Conery jumped out of the speeding car
    - Nemo casualy gets up after flying for 50 meters
    - M jumping from the fortress in a "torn blanket"

  • @mikepriester6261
    @mikepriester6261 3 года назад +119

    She's a vampire standing outside. No one gonna mention that

    • @DragonSamurai182
      @DragonSamurai182 3 года назад +8

      I think it’s explained with dialog.

    • @Aldrnarii
      @Aldrnarii 3 года назад +29

      In the original Bram Stoker novel vampires were not killed by sunlight

    • @tanandalynch9441
      @tanandalynch9441 3 года назад +9

      Sunlight couldn't kill vampires in Stoker's book.

    • @JaiJai177
      @JaiJai177 3 года назад +3

      pure vampires can survive. Didnt you watch blade 3?
      LOL

    • @Chokah
      @Chokah 3 года назад +2

      @@Aldrnarii yep, just weakened them.

  • @Keverember
    @Keverember 3 года назад +83

    “the Weezer song Africa” is one of the best pieces of bait I’ve seen in a long time

    • @supremeghost7950
      @supremeghost7950 3 года назад +2

      Low b8, m8, but it checked out it seemed.
      The same went for his terrible music sin for The Hunchback Of Notre Dame.
      Nice bait, they all fell for it.

    • @shamelessstacib7351
      @shamelessstacib7351 3 года назад +2

      😡

    • @gavinpretorius3564
      @gavinpretorius3564 3 года назад

      Hahhahah love it

  • @simsreject5925
    @simsreject5925 3 года назад +9

    "Gentlemen assemble" just wasn't catchy enough

  • @temechacrawford
    @temechacrawford 4 месяца назад +4

    I did love Stuart Townsend's Dorian Grey portrayal in this and of course Sean Connery and his accent. ❤

  • @montgomeryfitzpatrick473
    @montgomeryfitzpatrick473 3 года назад +100

    Africa is a Toto song. Yes, Weezer covered it but it's not their song. That's sinful as shit

    • @gambello1195
      @gambello1195 3 года назад +14

      I swear some RUclipsrs say shit like that to get more comments lmao

    • @evanmarold2263
      @evanmarold2263 3 года назад +9

      tbh it’s probably in CinemaSins guiding plans to sin every video with an extra few unnecessary ones so that people comment and improve the algorithm

    • @itsmoon1996
      @itsmoon1996 3 года назад +17

      It’s almost as if it’s a joke lmao

    • @supremeghost7950
      @supremeghost7950 3 года назад +7

      @@evanmarold2263 Would make sense.
      The Hunchback of Notre Dame Sin, where he sinned the music in the movie was the icing on the cake for the youtube algorythm.
      I'm pretty sure Jeremy loved all the butthurt comments, who puhsed his video into infinity.

    • @montgomeryfitzpatrick473
      @montgomeryfitzpatrick473 3 года назад +3

      @@itsmoon1996 he sins jokes all the time. Holding him to his own standard

  • @air03man
    @air03man 3 года назад +113

    Sean Connery is a true movie legend R.I.P he'll be missed

    • @Shah-of-the-Shinebox
      @Shah-of-the-Shinebox 3 года назад +6

      He HATED this movie

    • @JesLazarus
      @JesLazarus 3 года назад +8

      @@Shah-of-the-Shinebox He did, but he was still a movie legend. So here is a sin for you. +1 *ding*

    • @richardjones2455
      @richardjones2455 3 года назад +2

      @Robert Monroe Well, it's not like he needed the money.

    • @abbraxxis5998
      @abbraxxis5998 3 года назад

      Don't you mean he will be mished?

  • @travishimebaugh8381
    @travishimebaugh8381 3 года назад +8

    I actually loved this movie when I was younger. It got me buying up tons of those Illustrated Classics books they sell at Michael's.

  • @onionsonstilts
    @onionsonstilts 3 года назад +5

    Throwing my lot in with the 'actually, I really like this movie' crowd. Also Van Helsing

  • @Charsept
    @Charsept 3 года назад +66

    Hey this movie looked ok when it came out. What CGI from 2003 in a movie with the same budget looked better than this?
    I've always liked it.

    • @natedawg4410
      @natedawg4410 3 года назад +1

      Rite on! What difference does it make if the cgi is good. Cgi quality does not make or break the movie.

    • @Gogoroth2
      @Gogoroth2 3 года назад +2

      I still think it looks okay. It has aged for sure, but it's not distracting

  • @davindamico1759
    @davindamico1759 3 года назад +97

    You missed the biggest sin of the movie! " The picture that could literally kill Dorian, is situated out in the open for him to see any time he goes up that stairwell"

    • @Sweet68Camaro
      @Sweet68Camaro 3 года назад +12

      Ah, but because he knows it’s there, he closes his eyes.
      But later he was tricked. LOL 😂 🤣

    • @startingQB
      @startingQB 3 года назад

      I'm confused. I'm pretty sure his picture was found hidden away in a closet

    • @davindamico1759
      @davindamico1759 3 года назад

      @@startingQB he points to one missing painting at the stairwell. It's that spot he chose to hang his immortality shattering painting.

    • @startingQB
      @startingQB 3 года назад

      @@davindamico1759 the painting was already there. The spell/curse causes it to age instead of him. Once that happened the photo was moved. If I'm remembering it correctly.

    • @davindamico1759
      @davindamico1759 3 года назад

      @@startingQB they show the clip of the stairwell, no audio but he is saying that he had a painting thief the night prior, points to this area, and that ended up being the cursed painting

  • @jacktribble5253
    @jacktribble5253 2 года назад +3

    The widest canal in Venice is about 100', however, it is only 12' deep at its lowest floor and averages 5' overall. Yes, what the Hell. Indeed. I loved this movie though, impossibilities and all.

  • @kevinhull7925
    @kevinhull7925 3 года назад +6

    I do think the potion-dousing scene was funny: once, when I worked as an electrician, I tried to pour an energy drink into my mouth like that and called it “man-drinking”:
    It is not as easy as it looks.

  • @technewsfortechnoobs
    @technewsfortechnoobs 3 года назад +29

    I don't care how bad it was....it was just so bad it was good because of it. The campiness and awfulness just totally worked in its favor. Sadly, it drove one of the greatest actors of modern times into permanent retirement that not even playing Henry Jones Sr. would end. And now....rest in peace good sir. You are forever missed.

  • @davidpumpkinsjr.5108
    @davidpumpkinsjr.5108 3 года назад +32

    Watch this movie back-to-back with The Avengers. Character tropes, interpersonal dynamics and many of the plot points match almost perfectly. The biggest difference is that LXG has no aliens.

    • @pvshka
      @pvshka 3 года назад +1

      No skybeams either

    • @dagonvaldez2878
      @dagonvaldez2878 3 года назад +2

      hollywood found the formula for action movies. plus the reboot formula.

  • @jamesbeatty9957
    @jamesbeatty9957 3 года назад +5

    1:43 "Can you trust him?"
    "No, but he has no love for the Empire, I can tell you that."

  • @VaeVictis7
    @VaeVictis7 3 года назад

    Dude man, I've been watching this channel for years. This was definitely my favorite episode ever. It made me laugh the most!

  • @sidekickz2180
    @sidekickz2180 3 года назад +47

    Idc what you say, I enjoyed this movie. I might rewatch it now

  • @TheStormbringer8751
    @TheStormbringer8751 3 года назад +79

    Vampires can turn into swarms of bats. So Mina going up the wall is canon to lore.

    • @Gamer3427
      @Gamer3427 3 года назад +13

      Yea, it seems people tend to forget vampiric powers beyond just "strong and immortal". Which is a shame because it leaves out a lot of possibilities in modern media more often than not....

    • @pvshka
      @pvshka 3 года назад +2

      Not all vampires though, just the ones that Dracula turns himself, iirc. And yes, Mina is literally his bridesmaid, so...

    • @dagonvaldez2878
      @dagonvaldez2878 3 года назад +1

      yes but look at the horrible treatment hollywood has to most monster lore. I blame anne rice. and stephanie meyers.

    • @DanceySteveYNWA
      @DanceySteveYNWA 3 года назад

      How is she walking around in daylight again? Is she wearing sunblock in the movie?

    • @Gamer3427
      @Gamer3427 3 года назад +2

      @@DanceySteveYNWA If I'm not mistaken, depending on the lore, vampires don't actually burst into flame in the sunlight, but are instead just weakened heavily by it. I think in particular Dracula was only ever weakened by it, and Mina was turned by him?

  • @MysticalsofMercer
    @MysticalsofMercer 3 года назад +1

    My dad introduced me to this and I will forever love it 🖤
    Captain Nemo is my favorite

  • @miserylitmedia1050
    @miserylitmedia1050 3 года назад +12

    "And though his mind is not for rent, don't put him down as arrogant. His reserve, a quiet defense, riding out the day's events." LOL, BEST RUSH REFERENCE EVER!!!

  • @arni7662
    @arni7662 3 года назад +40

    He wasnt aiming at Hyde, just guiding him to the trap, just saying

    • @sebastianthor5403
      @sebastianthor5403 3 года назад +1

      Sin Quatermaine for missing Hyde, on purpose

    • @miciso666
      @miciso666 3 года назад

      Its like he didnt watch it.

  • @havokvladimirovichstalinov
    @havokvladimirovichstalinov 3 года назад +175

    This was and still is a great movie. You cant change my mind

  • @tophatcat6424
    @tophatcat6424 3 года назад +3

    When I was around 8 I got this movie on dvd along with a dvd player for Christmas and I remember loving this movie so much

  • @charleshardesty1828
    @charleshardesty1828 3 года назад +6

    9:20 Dude YES! They should have just made a cartoon! I do love this movie, but mostly out of nostalgia. It was a movie I watched a lot as a kid, but I would have loved it so much more if it had been a (well animated) cartoon.

  • @onomeus1259
    @onomeus1259 3 года назад +38

    Im 23 and this is one of my favourite movies, basically the first avengers movie 🤣🤣🤣

  • @the4thviewer28
    @the4thviewer28 3 года назад +101

    Weezer song “Africa”... WEEZER??
    Triggered!

    • @triciaramgoolam4045
      @triciaramgoolam4045 3 года назад +11

      He did that on purpose. Jeremy knows who sung it.

    • @the4thviewer28
      @the4thviewer28 3 года назад +6

      @@triciaramgoolam4045 I know but after many years of videos he finally found the thing that made me comment, I was sooo triggered

    • @ferd617
      @ferd617 3 года назад +2

      I mean, don't get me wrong, Weezer's cover is great. But... yeah.

    • @triciaramgoolam4045
      @triciaramgoolam4045 3 года назад

      @@the4thviewer28 oh damn

    • @shamelessstacib7351
      @shamelessstacib7351 3 года назад

      AAAAARGH

  • @owenwillfindyou334
    @owenwillfindyou334 3 года назад +2

    I didn’t realize I had my volume maxed when I clicked on this video and your intro scared the shit outta me.

  • @ody6237
    @ody6237 3 года назад +5

    Dude you got to review “The Game” can’t believe you haven’t already.

  • @zongobongo3659
    @zongobongo3659 3 года назад +197

    I've got a soft spot for this film. Still awful tho

    • @JRockySchmidt
      @JRockySchmidt 3 года назад +8

      Fucking love this movie, Still haven't seen it in a decade though

    • @jerredbosschieter9684
      @jerredbosschieter9684 3 года назад +2

      I don't get why films have to be complicated to be loved. SOME stories don't need to be overly explained and you just except it because the characters are portrayed good enough. Somehow its seen as bad I feel like over critical thinkers also hate doctor suess books because it can't get past rhyming

    • @titanguy7316
      @titanguy7316 3 года назад +1

      I concur.

  • @civil_villain
    @civil_villain 3 года назад +100

    "The entirety of the Weezer song Africa."
    You... you did that...

  • @AlexanderHawley
    @AlexanderHawley 3 года назад

    Yo this is some of the best content out there. I watched all of them and would binge any more made for all time.

  • @MainaGakere
    @MainaGakere 2 года назад

    The first video i watched on this channel and i must say i enjoyed it. Subscribed.

  • @aaronwareing387
    @aaronwareing387 3 года назад +21

    "Ugh why does 2003 cgi not like today cgi +20 sins"

    • @lukewright9031
      @lukewright9031 3 года назад

      Umm.. because they're where movies made from that year that had superior VFX compared to this one?

    • @aaronwareing387
      @aaronwareing387 3 года назад

      @@lukewright9031 which movies?

    • @lukewright9031
      @lukewright9031 3 года назад

      @@aaronwareing387 PotC: Curse of the Black Pearl, LotR: Return of King, or The Matrix: Revolutions

    • @ValePhoenix
      @ValePhoenix 3 года назад +1

      @@lukewright9031
      PotC Budget: 140 Million
      LotR Budget: 94 Million
      Matrix Rev Budget: 130 Million
      LOEM Budget: 78 Million
      They just didnt have the budget to do better CGI
      With a few extra Millions the CGI would have been way better

    • @lukewright9031
      @lukewright9031 3 года назад

      @@ValePhoenix _District 9_ was made for $30m but had the look and feel of a movie twice its budget.

  • @lachlanhosking7682
    @lachlanhosking7682 3 года назад +32

    people go on and on about how this movie is bad but this is one of cinemasins shortest video's in a while

    • @bradchambers5886
      @bradchambers5886 3 года назад +2

      Excellent observation, Lachlan!

    • @lachlanhosking7682
      @lachlanhosking7682 3 года назад

      @Mister Roger that is your opinion not mine

    • @lachlanhosking7682
      @lachlanhosking7682 3 года назад

      @Mister Roger keep your opinions to yourself. I don't care if you don't respect anybody's opinions

  • @ieatchildren67
    @ieatchildren67 Год назад +5

    i cannot possibly be the only one who actually loves this movie
    also, only a few of these are plausible reasons to give this movie a "sin" lmfao

  • @Eliiseey
    @Eliiseey 6 месяцев назад +1

    Fun fact: cruise ships go through the canals of Venice. It’s wild.

  • @thespicemelange.1
    @thespicemelange.1 3 года назад +94

    Or, if he was James Bond, he would have said:
    "I think he got the point"
    Totally missed opportunity..... oh well. 😁

    • @joshshields5921
      @joshshields5921 3 года назад

      If you read the original comics, you'll find out there is a James Bond connection. The League worked for a guy named Campion Bond, who is supposed to be a great uncle of James.

  • @thatbapa
    @thatbapa 3 года назад +179

    I loved this movie and Van Helsing, too, so I'm sticking with them. They're both great entertainment!

    • @natedawg4410
      @natedawg4410 3 года назад +5

      Hate to b off subject,but the look u got going on in your pic is dope as hell Patricia.

    • @thatbapa
      @thatbapa 3 года назад +1

      @@natedawg4410 Aw, thanks so much! You just made my Sunday:)

    • @Gogoroth2
      @Gogoroth2 3 года назад +1

      100% agree

  • @andeverythinginbetween4428
    @andeverythinginbetween4428 3 года назад

    You don't know how long I've been waiting for you guys to do this movie

  • @giorgiobrescianini3881
    @giorgiobrescianini3881 3 года назад

    Ohhhh thank you! I was actually waiting for this video

  • @MrTHUD03
    @MrTHUD03 3 года назад +113

    False there's nothing wrong with the league of extraordinary gentlemen

  • @Xgya2000
    @Xgya2000 3 года назад +27

    6:25 That's a fake sin. He wasn't missing, he was guiding Hyde away while being specifically asked not to harm him.
    His whole schtick throughout the movie is being an accurate hunter, that one was pretty obvious.

    • @GeneralKenobi75
      @GeneralKenobi75 3 года назад

      Exactly. He really messed up with these sins.

  • @theofficialdiamondlou2418
    @theofficialdiamondlou2418 3 года назад

    I just love the overlays at the end. 🤣🤣😂

  • @Boowabara324
    @Boowabara324 3 месяца назад +1

    I’ve always loved this movie but my gripe is Skinner wearing his face paint in the cave, then immediately taking it off outside of the factory. Only for him to appear in the factory with him wearing it and his coat again, then for it to vanish again.

  • @FantasyCelebrityWrestling
    @FantasyCelebrityWrestling 3 года назад +58

    Love the league of gentleman.... "this is a local shop, for local people, we'll have no trouble here" classic!

    • @HateTheEnding
      @HateTheEnding 3 года назад +2

      That should be the next video!

  • @MazeDaGr8
    @MazeDaGr8 3 года назад +36

    Never forget that Sean Connery chose this movie over Lord of the Rings

    • @mjwbulich
      @mjwbulich 3 года назад +5

      And Dumbledore. And Morpheus. And John Hammond. And Deckard. Harry Potter, LOTR, Jurassic Park, Blade Runner, and The Matrix, pass, pass,pass,pass,pass.

    • @christopherwetherspoon5844
      @christopherwetherspoon5844 3 года назад

      What would he have played ? I can see him as gimli or treebeard.

    • @jakepullman4914
      @jakepullman4914 3 года назад +2

      @@christopherwetherspoon5844 I could see why he'd turn down Gimli. Looks like a pain in the ass role to play, though Rhys-Davies did it masterfully.

    • @DerpDevilDD
      @DerpDevilDD 3 года назад

      @@mjwbulich You repeat things. Did you notice?

    • @MazeDaGr8
      @MazeDaGr8 3 года назад +6

      @@christopherwetherspoon5844 He would've play Gandalf. They offered him $6 million per film & even a percentage of box-office to take the part. But he turned it down because "he found the material too complex"

  • @iGotTheTivo
    @iGotTheTivo 3 года назад

    OMG YAY YAY YAY been waiting for this one to be done!!! :D

  • @johnclarke7626
    @johnclarke7626 2 года назад

    I love the concept. I also love your comments.

  • @caitlinm4102
    @caitlinm4102 3 года назад +38

    This is one of my dad’s favorite movies

  • @JakkFrost1
    @JakkFrost1 3 года назад +12

    6:53 "out of your league" doesn't always mean just hot. If it did, she definitely wouldn't be out of Sawyer's league. Case in point, her attractiveness was most certainly _not_ what Quatermain was referring to.

  • @VideoKilledTheHeros
    @VideoKilledTheHeros 5 дней назад

    I love the way M says "extraordinary gentlemen". Something about the zest he puts on extraordinary is just mwah

  • @mirthenary
    @mirthenary 8 месяцев назад +2

    First of all, Africa was a Toto song _long_ before weezer even existed

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 3 года назад +15

    _Huckleberry Finn has left the chat_

  • @JanMichael-Vincent
    @JanMichael-Vincent 3 года назад +22

    “BRUCE, Matilda!”
    That’s one of my favorite Sean Connery lines of all time

  • @chrispetritsch1291
    @chrispetritsch1291 5 месяцев назад

    Nice that you threw in some Rush lyrics!

  • @Vix2066
    @Vix2066 3 года назад

    This channel is fooking brilliant 😂😂🙏💜
    I loved this film. And every other you've reviewed😂 the point is not that it makes sense. In the late 90s and early 2000s nothing had to make sense it was just for fun. The point was being able to fit in as many random references to the horror/scifi genre as humanly possible to wake up people who had never heard of these books or characters. Because they're good and we loved them for it. Scary Movie anyone? and for the weird factor. nevertheless tho, your reviews are on point and amazing and extremely funny and enjoyable 😂😂😂😭😭😭