"engineers say if it ain't broke it doesn't have enough features yet" That's what normal people DO. Engineers try to remove those until they realize they make more money from broken things.
+ProbeVoyages Nope, that's what executives command management to do. That or have us design devices to a price point for maximum profit and minimal reliability.
How am I gonna stop some big mean mother hubbard from tearin' me a structurally superfluous new behind? The answer; use a gun. And if that don't work... use more gun.
Yes but you must appreciate, as a totally geek nerd in college for electronics engineering, I have not. And when they're all told in that horribly monotone voice...
"Do you want fries with that?"
I never thought i'd know what roast-human smells like.
great jokes!!!!!! I just wish it was told by a human
Civil Engineers: Running waste channels underneath recreational areas since Ancient Rome.
A doctor saves one life and gets a medal of honor. An engineer saves thousands of lives and gets laid off.
Wrong.
"engineers say if it ain't broke it doesn't have enough features yet"
That's what normal people DO. Engineers try to remove those until they realize they make more money from broken things.
+ProbeVoyages Nope, that's what executives command management to do. That or have us design devices to a price point for maximum profit and minimal reliability.
talking frog? that's cool! lol!
How am I gonna stop some big mean mother hubbard from tearin' me a structurally superfluous new behind? The answer; use a gun. And if that don't work... use more gun.
lol, I like the joke about the bike
I kept waiting for the "Beeeeep". This voice reminded me of the answering machine I had 20 yo ago.
Civils 4 life!!
Laughed for several minutes after that part. And I'm studying civil engineering.
Mechaneical
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LOL. loved the last one the most!! haha
that first joke is raw as fuck lol
Haha these are perfect and funny
Funniest joke was her voice.
This is what mechanical engineers really do teespring.com/engineers-we-just-use-duct
Wow, these jokes are older than *insert incredibly old object here*
I've heard all this before. They're pretty funny.
ALMOST as creepy as the Jimmy Neutron vid some guy got the idea of fleshing out from a dream he had.
LOL, my dad's an engineer XD
I like the last one haha
Always wondered how to spell Ba-Dum *tsh*...
Huh... leave it to the Asian to teach the American English...
lmao art students
@OldSchoolSkill I lol'ed.
the last one though
Why she sounds so sad talking jokes
was wondering the same
It's a text-to-speech
no computer engineer jokes..
google translat voice?
what does a yellow peacock and the sqrt-1 have in common
both are not real :D
nice jock
How do Engineers study?
How do Engineers Study?
Watch this!
Why did you break arts students like that? Arts walo ko kyu toda :' )
must hate ai voice
there both imaginary xD
Yes but you must appreciate, as a totally geek nerd in college for electronics engineering, I have not. And when they're all told in that horribly monotone voice...
lmfao
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Ba-dum *tsh*
such an anti climatic voice
wha wha : /
disgusting ....
Agree.....
Its passive voice, ruins the jokes. :|