How Donald Trump Selects His Jurors
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- Опубликовано: 14 апр 2024
- There’s a science to finding jurors who might be sympathetic to the former president’s case.
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Graphics department for the win.
Credit where credit is due
The majority of the graphics are recorded straight from Mortal Kombat Trilogy. Interestingly, the title screen is from Mortal Kombat 1.
Shang Tsung: "YOUR SOUL IS MINE!!"
Trump: "You're hired!"
Shang Tsung: "YOUR SOUL IS MINE!"
45: "What soul?"
@@danadudley3127 R-soul?
Trump owns a KIA?😅
@@danadudley3127 I see something blackened and twisted being sucked into Shang Tsung, then he dies of food poisoning. "Fatality" Trump gets up, pulls out a burger and starts eating.
The Trump player is way too thin to represent him.
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And way to balanced to be trump
TBF, even Bo' Rai Cho would be too thin to represent Trump.
Few more burgers and he will be up to your standard kind sir
Also moves too actively
Marital Kombat is when Melania struggles to shut the door when Donald enters her room.
"Heeeere's Donnie!"
"Finish Him!"
"I am not Stormy Danials adult film actress, and vill not pee on bed for you to make Mario Kart character in pants grow bigger. Your Princess is another castle!"
"BRUTALITY! FLAWLESS VICTORY"
Trump was surprised to see her, he was probably expecting Marla, who he mixes up with E Jean Carrol, and Stormy could be there, too
@@GenghisWanghis I understood where you wanted to go with the joke, but it needs to be cleaned up. Thanks
@@nooshinscorner not really a joke, that's the partner jumping pattern he does, though I may be missing a few. I don't know every single victim of his
I think the line should have been,”I like hamberders.”
Trump needs to track down the O.J. jurors. It's his best bet.
Wouldn't help. The gloves wouldn't be too small for his tiny hands..🤔
He might also need Johnny Cochrane but he's got a thing going on right now called "being dead for about 20 years."
If the condom don't fit, you must acquit.
It should be spelt as KOURTAL KOMBAT.
It's a shame they couldn't use some of the more recent MK characters.
Kotal Kahn meets total con.
Another question from the court:
If Trump Senior has 5 kids by 3 wives and is traveling south at 50 mph, and Trump Junior has 5 kids by one wife and is traveling west at 40 mph, how many indictments until the 2 men meet in prison?
Insufficient information. Missing initial conditions. What IQ were they born with?
What? They don't understand the question? Thanks for filling in the missing information.
Underrated comment
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Loved this thought provoking question!
This is how you know that 90s kids are now in charge of the world.
Boomers have been in charge for an eternity.
Millennials? Yeah, we're middle aged now...
God save me.
🤣😂Team Colbert on fire 🔥
Thank god hes on tonight 😂
as Shao, the former Khan of Outworld would say to Donnie "You Suck!"
Excellent and hilarious editing job
The ending was funny cuz I didn’t expect that but I shoulda known 😂
He is going to be fined for posing as a human being 😂
Thank you! Chuckle.
I think Mick Jagger had sympathy for the devil once
I say since we can’t find an unbiased jury we have a “bench trial” where the judge serves as Jury
I love these video game spoof segments. More of these! 👍
😁 Burgers. 🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔
Berders
Lmao 🤣🤣🤣
If 🍄don’t fit, you must aquit
900 pound, and bearing four arms... ok, Goro has a CHANCE at beating Donnie to the bottom of the burger pile. A chance.
That's Kintaro.
That’s Kintaro. Goro is a centaur like creature (I forgot the name of Goro’s species but the closest term I can think of is centaur).
@@thesilentangel8299 That's Motaro. Centaurian. Goro is the first Shokan in the game.
I love Mortal Kombat reference
So he selects the furry?...is Kintaro a furry? I honestly don't remember. Besides, we all know who he'd actually pick...Striker, since he thinks the cop would be sympathetic to him for some reason.
0:27 since when those Cyrax eat a salad HE A CYBORG!
It's a joke, man... that's not Cyrax, it's a New York juror. Also, cyborgs are half human, so they still eat. You're thinking of robots.
@@VinceValentine i KNOW THAT! you acting like i was serious blockhead!
@@eddiejoewalt7746"Blockhead"? Are you from a Peanuts comic strip? Listen son, there are some pretty weird people online and you never know who's serious and who's just ignorant. So if you're gonna post something like that and then insult people who are just being helpful, you can go love yourself with a rusty spoon
I wash Allina Habbah was in the roster along with the rest of the, now, in-prison or soon-to-be-in-another-bankruptcy 😅
Weird but funny.
People of New York wins.....Beastality 😁
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"Courtal Kahn"
MORTALLLLLLLLL
KOMBATTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!
IMMORAL WOMBAT!!!
Honestly. Good.
Omg, 😂
Brilliant!
😆👏 That's a weird game. But it works for Trump.
Lmaoo ❤😂
lol, that’s very close to the truth
Burger barf beavers 😂
0:41 😂😂
I wonder what happened to the classified documents?
Very nostagic lol
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I love Mortal Kombat Trilogy on the original Sony Playstation! It brings back childhood memories!
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One fine Donald Gump will have to pay was not being a human being 😂
OMG the amount of work you guys put into that short. I love it!
❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤ dear stevey and ....❤❤❤❤
Ok just for fun let’s name all the fighters: from left to right, top to bottom no google.
Johnny Cage, Saibot, , Cyrax, Sonya Blade, Raiden, , Shang Tsung, Kitana, Kano, scorpion, Sub- Zero, smoke (human), Reptile, Jax, Mileena, Sektor, Liu Kang, , Sheeva, Kung Lao, Smoke, Nightwolf, Sindel, Ermac,Sub- Zero (Lin Kuei), Stryker, Kabal, Goro,-,Motaro, .
Just like the orange one to pick the worst character in the game.
As trump says, without his ignorati, where would he be... 🤷♀
Anybody else auto click the original MK logo?
Biden: Normal 🇺🇸
tRump: Crazy 😵💫
Trump: Egotistical but has good policies and we didn’t have any wars
Sleepy Joe: Egotistical and the worst presidency in our history.
as scooby doo would say stephen is 100% a ronce that’s why he’s mates with bill clinton
bigly lies= bigly problems! vote blue 💙😊
Trump has an arsenal of middle-aged female fans!
I loved mortal kombat as a kid. was excited when I clicked but this should have been way funnier.
So irreverent, it's hysterical.
Coital misconduct
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What a chump Trump is, mafia kingpin won’t go down quietly
Benedict Donald duck. Fox news Russia news station.
This reminds me of the much funnier Macintosh game Slick Willie III of 1998.
lazy.
Nice graphics, weak joke
Nothing says an attempt to stack the jurors then openly wanting sympathetic people...
Yet this is somehow allowed, I would hope that the prosecution would not be so easily pushed over in letting Trump to stack the odds in his favour.
That was just mean😂
That was the worst attempt at Mortal Komedy I've ever seen.
First
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Democrats are making me like Trump!
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Trump had sharpie in his hand during jurors selection
Doing Kintaro Dirty.
Lock him the hell up..
Or ban him from the USA..
HE IS A TRAITOR
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