The scariest song ever written

In the spirit of halloween. Lyrics below.
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Scared of disappointing both my parents
Scared of dying
Scared of never really living
Scared of boats and flying
Scared of open water, the deep sea and major heights
Marriage, kids and picket fences
Scared of picking fights
Scared of bugs and other tiny creatures
Scared of holes
Scared of debt and the application for the dole
Scared of wasting my potential
Scared of freestyle diving
Horror films, and fired kilns
And blacking out whilst driving
Scared of having sway over another living thing
Scared of waking up to find I can no longer sing
Scared that my online purchase won’t arrive in time
Scared of the sun, and of the dark
Scared of long lines
Scared of slowly losing all my friends and
Scared of thunder
Scared of only being known for my biggest blunder
Scared of failure, imperfection, flightless birds like chickens
Scared of having deadlines and
Scared of Charles Dickens
Scared of lucid dreaming and of having no control
Scared of being scared of every single thing I know
Scared of crime, scared of fire, things I can’t quite see
Scared of small things and of big things and things in between

[@stevej1154]

Yes, I know the feeling. But I’m scared to admit it. Enjoyed it very much. 👍

[@martinneumann7783]

Großartig! Great! 👍😃👍

[@apruebaconnotaalta]

Absolutely brilliant. Love it!

[@popadop5]

Don't be scared Laura...we love it :-)

[@BillMSmith]

Well that was just brilliant! I'll share the advice I gave someone recently. Don't waste time being afraid of every little thing, just head straight to existential angst and get it all covered at once. Of course the song would be shorter...

[@simvrod]

Excellent 👍

[@kirkjones-orangutanorlion]

Love it. Totally sounds like it has been sped up a bit! 😱

[@MarceloSilva-bs7nu]

Scariest Amazing Song with sweet voice! Great!

[@jonathanablett4126]

Brilliantly done but you are right, that is a scary song. I couldn't read the words as fast as you sing them. P.S. beautiful performance by you Laura of ' You Know I'm No Good ' that you sang recently with the UOGB.

[@ibemelaura]

thanks!

[@BeeSting862]

Remember - just because you are not paranoid doesn't mean the world is not out to get you! ;-)
Brilliant song - and quite a tongue-twister too!

[@MiguelGuionista]

Scary. And scarily cool, too.

[@orac229]

Bass was a great touch.

[@kupus6622]

Should be the anthem of our time, beautifully done. Can't stop listening I'd love a prog rock version, like a journey of the scared person. Your very talented.

[@geov4763]

Genial 👌

[@askiates]

Absolutely love it :)

[@mikebull1972]

Genius!

[@thatdudeinorange2297]

Sums up my life 100%

[@marj1585]

Love it!

[@ellispipermusic]

this is incredible you are incredible

[@johnlewis8664]

Brilliant!

[@michaelbersick2293]

I now have hope.

[@testplatform582]

Your talent is scary

[@TheTwoTonesLive]

rapido rapido. Bravo

[@clintceder9402]

I'm shaking in my boots!

[@ProbablyTheBestUkuleleDadEver]

That's a heck of a lot of words, brilliant though 😁😁

[@ibemelaura]

I wrote more but cut it down!!

[@neilneilrebel]

Ello from the Philippines!

[@tunhale]

Do you do commissions? This song even surpasses your setting of "Hallelujah but it's Liam Neeson's monologue from Taken" except in this case it's all original. You are what some might call "one weird-ass songwriter". Excellent. Top-Notch.

[@ibemelaura]

for an outrageous fee, of course

[@Tom_YouTube_stole_my_handle]

@@ibemelaura In the past I've seen performers at high end corporate awards where someone has written and performed a few bars of a song about each winner to accompany them as they walked up to receive their award. I'm pretty sure there's a lot of money on the table there, or there will be if in person awards events ever return.

[@ibemelaura]

@@Tom_RUclips_stole_my_handle Ha, that would be fun!

[@andyphillips9693]

Terrifying. Subscribed.

[@peterbarratt2415]

Very impressive.

[@advanbever4245]

Hope you are not too scared to receive my compliments on this song.

[@1000mg.]

WoW

[@meanna6495]

What a great little song and how brilliantly performed ! Scared of Charles Dickens ... why is that ??

[@ibemelaura]

My english literature degree!

[@meanna6495]

@@ibemelaura , Ah... of course , didn't think of that possibility ( I'm Dutch, so a little less familiar with Dickens )

[@markvandam5576]

It may be me but being scared of Charles Dickens might be irrational.

[@murraymckay5183]

are we going to 12 inches version lol

[@murraymckay5183]

so we'll done lol 😆

[@slavicobelrus2466]

(Retitle) 99 problems but a bitch ain't one

[@murraymckay5183]

rate better billy jobel we did start frie song
list is never-ending lol
go to watch this again

[@claytonjacobs4098]

Soooo....You dont get out much? Nicely done tho.

[@joelrc648]

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