Lightsabers FOR MEN
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I like that Sam is channeling his inner "manly soap ad guy" for this
The most unmannly of ads
Also does sunglasses
They actually referenced that exact ad in the Corridor Crew episode for this one, so you're absolutely right.
@@abhimaanmayadam5713 ah true lol...
"Are these the kind of sunglasses you're wearing?" *demolishes sunglasses*
_throws dish_
I love the total lack of any further story after "You know my life was falling apart when I founded this company." Just, nothing. No change, no backstory, just nothing. Brilliant.
i was expecting him to follow that up with "and it still is"
@@darthbigboy7978 That was the implication from how I took it, lol.
@Clippy Cuz feelings are gay
@@PhilGerb93 no u :'(
@@PhilGerb93 what if you have feelings but are also gay
do they cancel eachother out or are you just double gay
Sam: Shows thin blue lightsaber
“Star Wars : Rebels” characters: *I’LL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK!*
Rebels who backs the blue.....ironic.
@@holeeshi9959how
@@ashethedestroyer5114 rebels and revolutionaries don't tend to be fans of the police, because they represent and serve the State
@@Doctor_Straing_Strange I don’t like the police
@@ashethedestroyer5114 "thin blue line" is metaphor for the police
"I WAS ARRESTED AT DISNEY LAND" had me dying
His face on the delivery! xD
For like a second at the end of that clip, you can see he's about to crack up.
Absolutely hilarious
SAME
It had Sam dying too! 🤣🤣🤣
I can only imagine the detective work for this.
"There is a man cut clean in half with a gun next to the corpse, no prints."
"File it under suicide."
Just another crazy night... In wizard city
@ Hong Kong
To be fair, it's not a gun, it's the Surprise Lightsaber that was shown.
“I have evidence that will expose the Clintons” sign on body
The thin blue light saber strikes again
Fun fact: That "stealth" saber exists in Legends (idk if it's been recanonized or not), it's called a Ghostfire crystal, and yeah, it's as OP as it seems.
It will also create after images of itself(it can be seen, but barely), so the opponent has a blurry vision. It would be like having a fog trail your swing, swing it enough and they can’t track where the blade is.
@Telleva Yeah but if you were a rogue agent or a sith, chances are most people you use that blade on are regular people. Maybe some that are force sensitive and untrained, but usually it'll be used off the grid and not against jedi.
@Telleva not even force can stop a back stab from your old friend that turns out to be the empire spy
@Telleva Yoda also had one of the highest Midichlorian counts of all time, which means he heard the living Force more than almost any other Jedi who ever lived. The only two of his time who could hear it more than he could were Anakin and Luke because they had the same Midichlorian counts, and Anakin's was the highest ever recorded in history.
Yoda's one of those Jedi where precognition isn't just a cop out for him to know everything, so not only is he annoying as shit to fight, he's also extremely strong in the Force and has one of the deepest connections to it. It'd kind of be mind boggling if he *didn't* see Order 66 coming.
But, Yoda is a bad metric to use as a judge for the skills of other Jedi.
@@bagusarif1199that jedi is a spy!
I love that this is clearly just poking fun at Dr. Squatch and the lawn mower man scaper commercials 😂
not just him though... there was tons of old comercials int he 90ies that were like that. basically you weren'T a man, if you didn'T use old spice, mountain dew and a bunch of other products. the 90ies were all about being a man !
@@dndbasement2370 If you choose to believe the 90s were all about being a man, then the 90s were all about being a man.
But they really weren't. Kurt Cobain and Layne Staley weren't very manly and yet they changed how everyone's wardrobe and hairstyles looked for decades after their deaths. People just tell themselves what they want to hear, and you want to hear something.. strange.
The “blaze orange” made me laugh so damn hard LOL. “So you don’t get shot in the f***ing woods!!!” 😂😂
"blaze orange, so you don't get shot in the fucking woods" is the best
@@BadBoy-xw7sz Stop.
Got to be safe during hunting season
@@sharkbytecomputer womprats and people look about the same at 50 yards ;)
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That's an actual lightsaber btw, just search Star Wars Lava Crystals and you'll find it. He made it accurate btw
Sam breaking character at the end of "I WAS ARRESTED AT DISNEYLAND" is everything
Where are the tzeentch chronicles Miscast?
Love your stuff!
that was in character
Why is there bacon in my ice cream!?
Damn fancy meeting you here
0:11 - *shoves lightsaber back to the hilt with his bare hand.*
Ghost Satele Shan: Pikachu face
The "Call of Duty Brown" killed me. For a while I thought I was the only one who noticed how bland and desaturated all the older games were, but it looks like I am not alone! And you even nailed the EXACT shade of brown! Excellent video!
It's not "all" the older games, it's a specific period in the early 2000's. Games were artsy and colorful in the 90's. And now every game looks like a CGI cartoon. They are trends.
The 360/PS3 piss-filter era
@@nemou4985 So... it's all the older games then. Call of Duty started in the early 2000s. Those are the games they were referring to when saying "all the older games." The Call of Duty games. Specifically the older ones. All the older ones.
@@hdns4 The video isn't about Call of Duty. He isn't referring to Call of Duty but to ALL the older games. Which isn't true in the slightest. Even see iconic games such as Starcraft, Warcraft, Sonic and the likes.
@@nemou4985No, he isn't referring to "all older games." He's referring to all of the older Call of Duty games. Reread the comment and learn to use context clues.
Two bacon-sabers and one cola-saber please.
do you want some fries with that cola-saber?
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is pepsi-saber okay?
Diet cola please, Im watching my weight
I haven't seen you making the video
"Most of your lightsabers are made of SYNTHETIC DETERGENT. It's not even real light!"
Did you mean Synthetic photons? Or are people running around with synthetic soap sabers?
@@elijahbachrach6579 it’s a joke on the “dr squash soap” commercials.
This made me laugh my ass off
I didn’t even know what synthetic detergent was until you brought it up, but now I hate it😡
@@trundenthebad that’s good advertising! Inventing problems that didn’t exist before
"I was arrested at Disneyland!"
And of course the "You know when I started this company my life was falling apart." Not the beginning of a company origin story, just a factual statement.
Perfection.
The funniest thing about this to me, is that the “stealth saber” is an actual thing in Star Wars. The lightsabers are powered by kyber crystals called ghostfire crystals and are only able to be found on the peaks of the tallest mountains in the outer rim. The crystals are invisible instead of the blade though, I think, but the saber is completely silent and actually makes the opponent in duels see an after image of their opponent, it’s really cool.
If they're invisible theeeeeen.
"Where can you even find them?????"
The light saber sound effect on the mic lift was perfect
You Sir? Here?! What a pleasant surprise to say the least XD
0:50 is the timestamp.
@@emberdrops3892 A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one.
Dude don't shatter my YT reality by showing up in places I don't expect you to.
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that man's such a man that he could resist being cut by a purple lightsaber. what a manly man.
Man
Big man
W de
So Jango Fett wasn’t a real man.
Yoooo he can resist the purple lightsaber that’s Morgan Freeman’s own personal lightsaber and you’re telling me he can resist it wow
im just glad that they acknowledge dr squatch, this means everything to me.
Sam trying not to laugh while screaming "I WAS ARRESTED AT DISNEYLAND" is too funny.
😆
I love that Niko just has a Meat Bone in the center of his torso.
SUS :)
@@nieznajomyczowiek574 i was going to comment that.. lol. but it's alright
Because a video with a bacon lightsaber should be realistic and serious.
Amogus
@@nieznajomyczowiek574 like the other dud, was about to comment that too.
its an instinct.
"Listen up, the lightsaber you use, it's shit. You probably haven't even questioned what kyber crystal you're cutting your enemies with."
That's where my mind went even before clicking on the video
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You’re probably still using the the toothpick your master picked out for his “little man”
I love how when Sam holds the mic up to his face you hear a lightsaber sound implying that the mic is also a lightsaber
“Bright orange lightsaber so you don’t get shot in the fucking woods” that’s amazing
Do they come in a bundle?
Got 4 in my store if it interests you
“With our monthly subscription you get an all new lighter saber every month in mail!”
@TommyInnit 🅥 Hello FAKE tommy.
@@necrom4454 I will buy how much
@@hungrybearcub_films "Or get our weakly !!!COOL MAN BOX!!! with more cool stuff than you'll ever need."
“This one’s called the thin blue line” I’m dying this is hilarious
It's got a punisher skull ! Super scary !
It's basically just what people use in beatsaber, thin red and blue lines.
Star Wars: Rebels flashbacks
As a son of a cop, I approve of this lighthearted humor
@@RealGodfromheaven Thank you, we really needed that to enjoy this. Can you please approve my new phone case now?
I love him on the edge of breaking after saying he was arrested at Disneyland
I love how the chrome lightsaber is just a baseball bat.
The "stealth saber" actually exists in _Legends._ There's a crystal, the Ghostfire crystal, that creates an invisible blade that is nearly silent.
Whatever nerd
Neat
Holy WOW!
Someone who actually knows that exists
You have my respect
Man I should look that up.
@detectiveweewee
Wow, alright tough kid. You’re the one who clicked on a lightsaber video.
"Red. They got it right the first time."
Shoving the saber back into the handle with your bare hand was peak manliness
the way he almost cracks when he says "i was arrested in disneyland" lmao.
I love Sam taking jabs at the guy from the youtube ads with that outfit
what is youtube ads?
@@ghotrix dr squatch
Nico only released sam is in costume when they arrived at the shooting location 🤣
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This shows you can make more Corridor videos like this - they don't all have to have exquisite lighting and deep story like You Monster, or groundbreaking virtual production effects, or a perfectly worded video essay script.
The internet still needs silly lightsaber videos with dumb jokes guys!
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The stealth saber was actually a real thing in legends. It used a Kyber Crystal known as the Ghostfire Crystal. It produced an invisible blade.
1:17 Sam had to hold back laughing so hard!
sam KILLED it
His name is Niko, not It.
@@JudeFergyread my mind :D
Yes , he did
You're full of sith.
@@JudeFergy niko is more buff
Now I'm waiting for the "Lightsaber's react" video on Corridor Crew where these manly lightsabers react to the lightsabers from the films.
YES! YES YES! Make it happen Corridor!
lmao
You two should collab that’d be so awesome!
I like that he gives him a gun even though he’s been cut in two. Brilliant
Sam is absolutely hilarious in this, well done.
“Call of Duty brown.” (dramatically not looking at the camera) 😂 got me good.
@@BadBoy-xw7sz bs.
And trying not to laugh 🤣
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I can just imagine Sam messing around with random materials and just thinking ‘man,what if this was a lightsaber?’.
just check it on corridor crew
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"BLAZE ORANGE! SO YOU DONT GET SHOT IN THE FUCKIN' WOODS!" that was some incredible delivery
Funny thing is, That last saber, the stealth saber was actually a thing in legends with the ghostfire crystal LOL
As someone who loathes the Dr Squatch commercials… this was beautiful.
I agree. I loved this
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I enjoy the Dr Squatch commercials but this was still beautiful.
Sounds like you need to stop marinating your man-meat in unholy ingredients
Ironically it was Sam's mom who bought him Dr. Squatch soap (is that what it's called?)
"Blaze orange so you don't get shot in the fucking woods."
-Sam Gorski
I like how Sam grabs the lightsaber at the beginning but Niko dies when he’s hit by the invisible one
Just shows how powerful Sam is
0:39 Windscreens on a microphone be like:
This was absolutely epic!
Oh cool a checkmark
Ohhhhhhhhhh checkmark
It was really epic!!!
never gonna give you up
never gonna let you down
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The fact that he admitted that he was trying to get rid of the gun one, then his choice to leave that one at the crime scene was a great joke I feel too many people overlooked lol
O8
I think no one overlooked this fam
I love how well Sam embraced his inner Dr. Squach spokesperson to do this ad lmao.
"Thin blue line"
Star Wars Rebels: *"write that down..."*
You can see Sam almost laugh at the end of “I was arrested at Disneyland!”
SUCH a great channel as this MUST have other Hbomberguy-Fans,
right??
Right??
This is exactly how every "snake oil men's product" ad feels like.
If you're referring to the soap ad, it's actually kinda nice soap 🤷. Ad is kinda annoying though.
not snake oil, just overpriced. but they've been doing that to women for decades
@@evanmeyer817 I'm referring to the people selling "male wellness" products. They're just GOOP but for men and dear god are they just as bad.
The "stealth saber" is a Legends variation of a saber with a crystal that's only found on... what, one planet?
Ngl, Niko being a friendly jedi thats just looking for nice lightsabers is nice.
This was so excellent 🤣 The camo and stealth sabers were my favorite!
hi
edit : first
T
The same thing tho
@@Distono Hello!!
@@GobsCOD Hello! 👋
Forget manscaped, this is the closest, manliest shave ever. With prices so hot it'll melt your balls off!
love the "hema youtuber showing off a sword" pose
“The thin blue line” ah yes, a Star Wars Rebels lightsaber
The best part is that the stealth saber and orange saber are actually a thing in legends. The orange one spills hot slag from the blade and the stealth saber is self explanatory 😂
The Thin Blue Line Saber...for when you are pro Storm Trooper until your Chancellor loses re-election and the Storm Troopers are in charge of protecting the Galactic Senate.
Yes exactly like that
" A light saber, this one is really lightweight" just the delivery of that one really got me.
the leather saber rendering was so real
The pure manly energy on display throughout this video is astonishing.
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Do they have Pokemon themed kids sabers?
Early?
A samurott lightsaber would be dope i want more things from my favorite pokemon
I like how he presented the camo lightsaber but didnt even turn it on
Lol
This is the only ad that I'm not getting tired watching over and over
“You’re not a Sith.”
*frisbees lightsaber at rock*
“You’re a man!”
Pootis is a Sith confirmed
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We're not bullsithing around here!
do you guys do rentals?
your mom
@@Blighty I rented was very used
shall i subscribe u im a big fan
Fun fact, the stealth saber was sorta a thing. Basically it was this rare crystal that would look like it wasn't emitting a blade and created a delayed affect of what the user was doing to the oppenent disorienting them.
“Blaze orange! So you don’t get shot in the fuckin woods!” Was too funny
“We got the invisible lightsaber”
You all may think this is a joke, but there is an actual lightsaber crystal that does that exact thing.
Edit: Yes. It’s a legends saber. I didn’t realize there’s some people who are a bit stuck up when it comes to legends and canon.
It’s not like we like the new canon 100% anyways. As far as I know, High Republic is awful.
Perfect for stealth missions where you do not want to have a glowing stick blow your cover ... the only thing that is missing is the anti sound grenade (reverse flash grenade for sound).
Ghostfire lightsaber
@@marcangelotan8794 noice name
@@marcangelotan8794 John Cena Saber
@@thewolfking3936 Epstein Saber
The “red” one’s line reading from Sam killed me
"i was arrested at disneyland" lmao
1:34 its funny how hes trying to wipe off his fingerprints
This is so much funnier when you’ve seen the ads they’re making fun of
Who HASN’T!? Those damn ads play before every third video!
The police must be very confused as to how a gun can cut Niko in half
“The way I see it, our vic here brought a gun to a lightsaber fight.”
Well, It's a lightsaber in disguise after all
Sarcasm doesn't convey well through text, so idk if you are joking or not...
@@TeslaHaxz Yes
@@ericssmith2014 Just another wild night... in wizard city
“I was arrested at Disneyland” 🤣🤣
Man I am always amazed by the production quality if Corridor. Big ups bois.
1:23 BRO I SPIT OUT MY CEREAL THAT WAS TOO FUNNY
1:00 hey look it’s the America-Saber
The ‘thin blue line’ looking like a rebels lightsaber
The EDC one really got me.
I'll take your entire stock
What's wrong baby? You've barely touched your bacon light saber...
“How did this man die?”
“Judging by the evidence, he clearly cut himself in half with this pistol.”
"Blaze orange! So you don't get shot in the fucking woods" Is one of my all time favorite corridor lines
This was hilarious but Sam's line reading for 0:21 had me laughing out loud.
I think you guys have to redesign the camo one, I didn't see any light coming out of the handle...
I found this to be a funny parody of Dr. Squatch commercials haha
Holy shit I'm crying, this is the best thing I've seen in the last 10 years
SUCH a great channel as this MUST have other Hbomberguy-Fans,
right??
Right??
Waiting to see this ad before every video on RUclips.
“You’re not a youngling….”
**throws lightsaber against a rock**
“You’re a *Jedi* “
That chrome lightsaber brings me back to the days where I'd use metal shelf parts as lightsabers
More short form high quality comedy like this. Definitely your best 'genre'.
Trust me, guys. It *looks* like I'm wearing a full-body leather gimp suit and am just carrying a whip, but, these are just my sith robes. *Just trust me on this one*
Sith do derive power from pain…
Looks like corridor crew remembered they had a second channel lol. I love the video!
this was actually their first channel... 0_0....
@@gpaderx6105 psst, that's the joke
@@gpaderx6105 woooosh
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“The thin blue line saber”
Looks like someone’s a fan of Rebels
Perfection personified and given beautifully cursed visual clarity.