r/Pettyrevenge Bully Me? Lose $50,000!

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  • Опубликовано: 2 фев 2025

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  • @dracko158
    @dracko158 Год назад +581

    First Story: The fact that noone wanted to give bail money for Karen to leave speaks volumes here, this proves noone at the school likes her. She definitely got what's coming to her. The "how's jail" from the mom is the icing on top of the petty revenge cake.

    • @chaoticorder3439
      @chaoticorder3439 Год назад +10

      Pat is the bus driver. Vice principal Karen was the one "arrested".

    • @dracko158
      @dracko158 Год назад +3

      ​@@chaoticorder3439Sorry! Edited.

    • @1musamune
      @1musamune Год назад +6

      @@chaoticorder3439 Pat should of been too not allowing windows down in 100 degree heat? That's endangerment that driver is the literal definition of 'lawsuit waiting to happen'

    • @GigaTechWolf
      @GigaTechWolf Год назад +2

      Id say The knowledge she has no friends is a Knife in the back, and the "How was jail" Is twisting the blade

  • @crimsong8068
    @crimsong8068 Год назад +681

    Honestly, the "fake arrest" fundraiser idea is genius. I feel like you could set a lot of Karens straight by fake sending them to jail.

    • @darkmask5933
      @darkmask5933 Год назад +19

      Back when I used to work temp call centers, I cold called for a charity that did this, the cops even had an old fashioned paddy wagon to pick up the people and take them in. Only difference is it wasn't so much bail, more people paid money to have their bosses or whoever arrested and they'd be brought in for a fancy lunch of "bread and water", but it was actually a nice lunch. The cops would make a whole show out of arresting the person too, but it was all in good fun.

    • @DeliciousBoi
      @DeliciousBoi Год назад +18

      1. I've never heard about this kind of fake arrest setup, but I can't imagine it going very well where I live considering basically every family around here is full of felons.
      2. I doubt it would set anyone straight, my guess is that it would give them more ammo to claim "everyone around me is out to get me, I'm justified in my actions".

    • @crimsong8068
      @crimsong8068 Год назад +6

      @@DeliciousBoi I wouldn't be so sure, a recurring pattern in these stories is that Karens get scared when they realize their actions might have consequences.

    • @DeliciousBoi
      @DeliciousBoi Год назад +4

      @@crimsong8068 Realizing that their actions have consequences doesn't necessarily mean that they change their ways. I know a Karen that's always known that fact and yet, she's still a Karen with a history of violence.

    • @internetuser969
      @internetuser969 Год назад +3

      ​@@crimsong8068couldn't this be done to you repeatedly by a troll?

  • @13BGunBunny
    @13BGunBunny Год назад +91

    "As a law student she should've known to remain silent."
    🤣🤣 I'm dead 🤣🤣

    • @Kati_P
      @Kati_P Год назад +10

      She had the right to remain silent, but not the ability. 😂

    • @danielbrant6740
      @danielbrant6740 Год назад +4

      And a wizard should know better than to clear-cut a forest and piss off the Ents, but Saruman skipped that lesson.😂

  • @xKCAZxLEADER
    @xKCAZxLEADER Год назад +478

    First Story: I never understood why people who don’t like kids get jobs involving kids. VP Karen just realized how little people liked her, so much so that no one donated anything to get her out
    Second Story: This is why u shouldn’t judge someone based on what they drink. How does a piña colada warrant a laugh and judgement? Well now she can spend the night feeling guilty lol
    Third Story: I have no doubts there were complaints about Sarah but why didn’t the owner fire her? Especially if he notice the pattern of employees quitting due to her harassment. Oh well, Sarah got what she deserved
    Fourth Story: They tried an insurance scam and it failed miserably. This honestly should motivate people into getting dash cams
    Fifth Story: This woman has such a massive ego that she thought she was better than OP but found out that OP was the person she was looking for. This woman reminds me of Kanye West but more tame

    • @miniman649
      @miniman649 Год назад +28

      easy: they like power and educational staff has an untold amount of power over students, more than a boss has over their employees.
      That enjoyment of power easily beats out their dislike for children. Hell it may help it as they can use their power against people they don't like.

    • @xKCAZxLEADER
      @xKCAZxLEADER Год назад +9

      @@miniman649yeah u got a point. When someone has power it can easily go to their head

    • @WieSuLaS1
      @WieSuLaS1 Год назад +5

      They dont realise it at first. When you go teaching, all you remember about being a kid is fun and games and how teachers dont do a good enought job. Once you realise how kids behave: manipulate, lie, bully and so on... it is already too late, because you put years into the profession, and years into this job. You feel like its too late to change anything. Some people just cant stand to deal with this kind of constant behavior, so they start to think everyone is gonna do something like that.

    • @Mistfall254
      @Mistfall254 Год назад +1

      Story 1 ikr

    • @DeliciousBoi
      @DeliciousBoi Год назад +1

      Story 4: As if the world doesn't have enough cameras and other equipment ruining the concept of privacy.

  • @marjoriejohnston4905
    @marjoriejohnston4905 Год назад +266

    Can I point out that half those 'fruity' drinks contain more alcohol than beer? Also, hard cider is the drink of choice in parts of England. Scrumpy is one of those home brewed types

    • @DravenGal
      @DravenGal Год назад +23

      I'm glad I'm a female, so I can enjoy those delicious beverages without getting judgement. (Well, I could when I was able to drink alcohol anyway.) My favorite, which I had on a cruise years ago, was a "Melon Pina Colada." Chilling on a deck chair next to a pool, breezes off the ocean, watching the good looking folks in swimsuits, drinking my tasty drink...I still daydream about that moment.

    • @beeziebubs2756
      @beeziebubs2756 Год назад

      Toxic masculinity dictates that no man can enjoy a fruity, sweet drink because only Real Men ™ drink disgusting barley water with an alcohol content of about 5%. After all, you’re not a Real Man ™ if you’re actually enjoying your drink.

    • @Jo-yp8wy
      @Jo-yp8wy Год назад +5

      Scrumpy is great. Cidre is best when cloudy. My drink of choice when I'm home in the UK.

    • @TheKillerqueen40
      @TheKillerqueen40 Год назад +8

      Came to say this, too! Like, ok, so girly means it actually tastes good and has more alcohol in it? So, really, it's a harder drink than what most dudes are drinking. 🤷🏻‍♀️

    • @heather82
      @heather82 Год назад +3

      I'm ignorant af because I only ever heard of Scrumpy from TF2 and thought it was a fake drink because of all the crap they make up

  • @TheSpaceKnights
    @TheSpaceKnights Год назад +261

    Third story: she was making it sound like OP was calling the manager a snake. The manager was the pizza snake

    • @THEDubbleHelixx
      @THEDubbleHelixx Год назад +18

      Thanks, I was confused too. But why would she ask where the snake is? What would that mean in an "innocent" context?

    • @Spectaria
      @Spectaria Год назад +15

      @@THEDubbleHelixx my only guess would be using his "own" words, making it sound like he had asked for the "snake manager", like implying op asked something along the lines of "do you know where that snake of a manager [name] is?" which isn't really innocent, but sarah's goal was less looking innocent and more going after op for no reason.

    • @THEDubbleHelixx
      @THEDubbleHelixx Год назад +9

      @@Spectaria Well, according to OP, she asked where the snake was, and OP responded "cutting pizzas." So, I'm confused as to what she was supposedly asking for in this scenario she made up.

    • @seekeroftruth6728
      @seekeroftruth6728 Год назад +13

      She was probably referring to a drain snake. It's pretty common for restaurant drains to get clogged.

    • @THEDubbleHelixx
      @THEDubbleHelixx Год назад +7

      @@seekeroftruth6728 Okay, that makes perfect sense!

  • @silverflight01
    @silverflight01 Год назад +52

    Story 5: Sometimes, people need a dose of "Shut The Peck Up." Talking too much, talking over other people, not letting anyone get a word in.
    People that do that are not only going to get a negative reputation for being annoying, but also won't get a career because nobody would want to put up with that behavior

  • @hhluvzmagik
    @hhluvzmagik Год назад +58

    As someone who has dashcams in all 3 of my vehicles, I will forever be an advocate for dashcams! They are worth every cent you spend on them!

    • @condorboss3339
      @condorboss3339 Год назад +5

      Agree. Also, I hope OP in that story made a point of saving the dashcam footage in case the other party did sue.

    • @ThatGuySarabia
      @ThatGuySarabia Год назад +3

      There's a mandatory law in a few countries like Russia, South Korea and Taiwan where people are required to have dashcams on their cars.

    • @hhluvzmagik
      @hhluvzmagik Год назад +2

      @@ThatGuySarabia, Russia is the world's largest user of dashcams and there's a thing in the UK (England specifically) that if you have a dashcam and a clean record, you'll get lower insurance rates.

  • @onepieceisking5493
    @onepieceisking5493 Год назад +39

    Story 4, I can relate to. My mom got hit head on by a truck. It was a man and his wife. He tried to lie to the cops that my mom was on her phone and did everything he could to make it her fault. His wife even said that my mom wasn't on her phone and he yelled at her to shut up and let him deal with it. It went to court as the bastard tried to get money out of my parents. Me, my sisters and our friend/little brother testified that our mom was not on her phone and the truck was the one that collided into our van. We told the same exact story. Which of course didn't line up with his. In the end he got nothing from my family and stormed out of the court building. I was glaring at him as he left and pretty sure he felt it as he left as walked faster to get out. Oh badly I wanted to tear into him but I held back. My grandmother told me afterwards that there's special places in hell for people like him and I agree with her.

  • @tippy2k2
    @tippy2k2 Год назад +47

    I'd hate to see what Nuclear Revenge is when one of these is "Got her kicked out of law school" and another is "caught someone red handed lying to the police about an accident"

    • @marjoriejohnston4905
      @marjoriejohnston4905 Год назад +4

      I don't think the OP from the law school one was expecting it to go nuclear

    • @abiean222
      @abiean222 Год назад +2

      there are two kinds of petty revenge. one is the revenge itself is petty/minor and the other is the effort to enact it is petty/minor. we've seen both types today.

    • @translarrybutz
      @translarrybutz Год назад +2

      Nuclear revenge is similar to its namesake, its revenge that doesnt just hurt the target, but people around them too

    • @clarrie93
      @clarrie93 Год назад +1

      If you went to nuclear revenge, most of them involved someone dying.. So yeah

  • @naomicoffman1315
    @naomicoffman1315 Год назад +34

    I feel like I have to be missing something with that police fundraiser. They can't possibly just be throwing random people in jail on request, right? "Sorry I missed the wedding, babe - Karen heard there was a police fundraiser, you know how it is. Do you think we can get our deposit back?"

    • @afatchimp
      @afatchimp Год назад +13

      My guess is that it's voluntary. If it's for fundraising, most people may think "okay, let's see how much money I'm worth"

    • @lugenewhittenberger1983
      @lugenewhittenberger1983 Год назад

      They don't really take people to jail. Sometimes they make a "jail" out of cardboard, sometimes they rope off a small area to be the "jail". When I worked at Walmart, they would use a play ball/beach ball display with elastic cords all around it to keep the balls in it. They moved that up front near one of the doors. The people greeters, managers and others would take turns being "arrested". They then would ask people coming in to donate towards their "bail". It was a fun way to get donations for a fund raiser. We had one people greeter that would really get into it. He'd get on his knees, saying, "I'm innocent, I didn't do it, I've been framed", pretending to cry and beg . It's just a lot of fun and goes for a good cause. Usually, a person would only be in "jail" for an hour at a time.😁

    • @Wendy_O._Koopa
      @Wendy_O._Koopa Год назад +6

      It seems to me like it would be very illegal, but cops don't particularly like following rules, and love going on power trips.

    • @transsnack
      @transsnack Год назад +6

      ​@@Wendy_O._Koopait's voluntary. Teachers agree in advance to "go to jail" if their name comes up, and it usually only lasts 20ish minutes before someone gets you out.

    • @Wendy_O._Koopa
      @Wendy_O._Koopa Год назад +5

      @@transsnack So she volunteered, and when they called her up for it she had a surprised Pikachu face, and said "No one could have predicted this!" -I mean, something like that.-

  • @papabear1333
    @papabear1333 Год назад +45

    2nd story: I’m a Marine and used to drink beer and liquor a heck of a lot. Now my favorite drink is any Mike’s hard lemonade 😂😂😂
    Semper Fi 🦅🌎⚓️

  • @silverflight01
    @silverflight01 Год назад +136

    Story 3: So Sarah created a toxic work environment and committed a serious crime of fraud, and apparently the owner did nothing about it UNTIL he was approached by the welfare guys about multiple complaints.
    So I have to wonder, was the owner enabling Sarah's vindictive and toxic behavior, or was Sarah so vindictive, toxic, and a master manipulator to the point that if the owner DID try something, Sarah would figure out a way to sue him out of so much money that he would never recover?
    Either way, she would make a TERRIBLE lawyer if this is how she acts, so I'm glad OP was able to put her law studies to an end

    • @bigjalapeno7061
      @bigjalapeno7061 Год назад

      She dum

    • @truthseeker9249
      @truthseeker9249 Год назад +2

      I'm guessing it's the latter. You wouldn't believe how often that happens considering the victim mentality of most people today.

    • @zerofate9669
      @zerofate9669 Год назад +4

      There could be another reason to why he enabled her nasty behavior. She could be related to him or friends with him through family. Many people who are friends, family friends, or family are usually like this. When law enforcement/agents get involved, it ends terribly for both. (A reddit story of a company with 2 life long friends tried to get the op fired wrongfully on many charges but failed when proven he was innocent and they was the real thieves, toxic, hostile workers. The friend was a higher work position so she abused her power but got dropped hard with her friend.)

    • @bigjalapeno7061
      @bigjalapeno7061 Год назад

      @@zerofate9669 Or maybe he's banging her-

  • @ginsu85
    @ginsu85 Год назад +58

    Damn, a Vice Principle and a Bus Driver targeting and harassing a kid, sounds like a ticket for a lawsuit.

    • @LordRae
      @LordRae Год назад +3

      Eh it was the early 90's. Pretty minor back then.

    • @Robin93k
      @Robin93k Год назад

      Sounds like the typical 3rd world country USA...

    • @Tortilla.Reform
      @Tortilla.Reform Год назад

      So does that civil rights violation where the police arrest someone who hasn’t committed a crime because someone else paid them 10 dollars
      Look up “slushy gate” and how often police steal peoples money without charging them for a crime or involving courts using “civil asset forfeiture”

  • @Urrarg
    @Urrarg Год назад +13

    I love that last story. I doesn't even matter if OP is really a movie producer, she still thinks he was and that's all that matters.

  • @thenightmaricsenpai524
    @thenightmaricsenpai524 Год назад +15

    Second story: What's wrong with a piña colada? I personally don't drink them but that doesn't mean I would laugh at anyone who does drink them. Also as a fellow hard cider enjoyer, I 100% agree Dabney.

    • @silverflight01
      @silverflight01 Год назад +5

      Chances are she's one of those people that gatekeeps things by saying that "It's feminine" or "It's masculine" to do/eat/drink something when it isn't, and she laughs at people as a result.

    • @OldsmobileCutlass1969Va
      @OldsmobileCutlass1969Va Год назад +3

      Who else instantly had that song pop up in their head? 🤣 🎶 if you like Pina colada 🎶🎶🎶

    • @thenightmaricsenpai524
      @thenightmaricsenpai524 Год назад

      @@OldsmobileCutlass1969Va thanks for putting that in my head 🤣

  • @ScorpiusZA.
    @ScorpiusZA. Год назад +222

    The welfare fraud one - that isn't petty. That is ProRevenge. That one phone call probably wrecked her whole life. Kudos

  • @marjoriejohnston4905
    @marjoriejohnston4905 Год назад +17

    My tech school did that, but only among students and staff. The HVAC and/or electrical built the 'jail cell'. It was pretty entertaining when the principal, who was really awesome and volunteered for the dunk tank the previous year, and the school counselor kept getting 'arrested'.

  • @seanl7804
    @seanl7804 Год назад +6

    Third story: its a plumbing snake. Its a tool you use to unstuck a clogged drain. Its a common tool for kitchens because clogged drains happen and you can't use harsh chemicals like drain cleaner in an active kitchen.

  • @errantwinds-up8uu
    @errantwinds-up8uu Год назад +38

    Imagine your life being so miserable that you have it out for literal children....

  • @moxyalternis2016
    @moxyalternis2016 Год назад +1

    And now I know what to say when I ask for a simple Malibu coconut rum with cream of coconut.
    "My autistic sister loved these when she was still with us! I drink them every now and then for her."

  • @romi2513
    @romi2513 Год назад +35

    My mum had a similar Busdriver when she was little. She was Riding with my aunt back from school in the Summer Heat of Germany. This Day my aunt was sick and they asked to open a window on the Bus. He said no. So my aunt went up to him to ask again and Puked... She full on Vomitted on that SoB. He was mean and every Student hated him.

  • @neilprice513
    @neilprice513 Год назад +18

    The entire UK would like to argue about "Proper Cider" being "Adult apple juice" as it's part of our culture. Going back almost a millennium

  • @ohnosmoarlulcatz
    @ohnosmoarlulcatz Год назад +14

    Story 2: I'm over 30 and I still chug milk teas on a weekly basis like a lot of the teenagers in my area.

    • @ice_skater_girl0371
      @ice_skater_girl0371 Год назад

      I'm 20 (18 is the legal drinking age where I am to those who are american and see this) I prefer ice teas and sodas over alcohol... but that would be because I don't like the stronger alcohols... I can probably drink line 2.5% alcohol where I don't taste the alcohol but the rest? That liguid is sitting in my mouth while my brain and body argue if I should spit it out or drink it before finally gulping it down and then it's the worst tasting stuff ever.

    • @pikagirl3963
      @pikagirl3963 Год назад

      ​@@ice_skater_girl0371personally, if I've gone a while without drinking, i have to start with 2.5 and work my way up to not taste it. Otherwise it's absolutely disgusting.

    • @Robin93k
      @Robin93k Год назад

      Still? Like the teenagers?
      What the fuck...
      Are you from India or the UK?
      Because in every other place that's a drink for the elderly...

    • @ohnosmoarlulcatz
      @ohnosmoarlulcatz Год назад

      @@Robin93k A very Asian part of the US.

  • @SupLeAnne
    @SupLeAnne Год назад +12

    First story: I’m a school bus driver and you can EASILY use the broom to push the windows up.

  • @Pikarose150
    @Pikarose150 Год назад +3

    As someone also working in a pizza shop while attending college I also have no idea what a pizza snake is. But I can say that it still gets me how people, customers and employees, don't understand the rule of "don't fuck with the people you work with/for and those that have access to your food."

  • @HighAdmiral
    @HighAdmiral Год назад +6

    Police "arresting" people as a joke seems like a huuuuuge abuse of authority. All she had to say was "I do not consent".

    • @OldsmobileCutlass1969Va
      @OldsmobileCutlass1969Va Год назад +2

      It was for charity... It wasn't a real arrest! 🤣 Get offended much???

    • @kawliga9890
      @kawliga9890 Год назад +2

      ​@OldsmobileCutlass1969Va tbf if she couldn't just leave and actually had to get "bail" charity or not its false imprisonment. While she deserved it the whole situation isn't good

    • @HighAdmiral
      @HighAdmiral Год назад

      ​@@OldsmobileCutlass1969VaThat's exactly the point, you clown. Falsely arresting someone is a crime.

  • @lexischannel544
    @lexischannel544 Год назад +2

    I can beat the non manly drink........ I always order a Shirley Temple. Now I'm a 6'6", 400 lbs guy, and I ordered that once and the waitress asked what that was. I explained it's grenadine with like sprite. She got it and said "oh, a kiddie cocktail!". My replay was "Yes, give me a large one of those!" Lol

  • @CoffeeBear86
    @CoffeeBear86 Год назад +1

    I’m barely a minute in and the first story immediately made me think that Pat was Mrs.Crabtree from South Park 🤣

  • @charlesterry2480
    @charlesterry2480 Год назад +3

    6:00 she was looking for the plumbing snake . You know what that is right? She was trying to insinuate the since the supervisor was cutting pizzas that Op called him a snake behind his back.

  • @frankpork7665
    @frankpork7665 Год назад +2

    For what it’s worth, my grandpa was one of the manliest men ever. Railroad worker, biker, tatted arms, huge beard, the works. Whenever I would visit him we would hang out in his “man cave,” which was a room he’d built inside his airplane hangar full of old farming equipment. He had a full bar, a pool table, and all kinds of guns, swords, and “manly” art lining the walls. We drank Angry Orchard. We had the best times. Rip gpa

  • @daredevill6
    @daredevill6 Год назад +6

    I think the "pizza snake" is the supervisor; like they were insulting them to their face

  • @MegaMyown
    @MegaMyown Год назад +2

    First story: *WTF KINDA FUNDRAISER IS THAT?!*
    “Yes, we’re *literally* gonna strong arm you till someone gives us money to let you go.” How is that even legal even slightly?!

  • @charleneblack2792
    @charleneblack2792 Год назад +1

    My job is to take photos of cars that have been in accidents. I can't count the number of people trying to scam others.
    One woman couldn't speak English, but she was determined to show me a video of the truck that hit her putting his bumper back on. She had a 1991 SUV that was so covered in scratches and peeling paint that I couldn't see any damage.
    An old lady once kept saying, "Tell the insurance company to hurry and send my check! This is the third accident in 4 months!" I wiped away a tire mark on her fender and let the company know there was no damage.
    Don't be a POS and try to scam hard working people.

  • @maygoodcometous1
    @maygoodcometous1 Год назад +18

    Second story: My father grew up in Germany during the War.....He was a child so, please, no hate. At the time, you did your college and (in my father's case) medical school at the same time so, he took a job as an unskilled steel worker to be able to live. His colleagues are older and have never even contemplated any kind of higher education. Saturday was a half day and pay day, so the wives would make sure to be at the gates of the mill so as to take out the week's household expenses from their husbands' pay packets before the husbands went off to the pub to spend the rest. My father was not married at the time. He was laying up every Deutsch mark he could to live in school or not at the time! But, every once in awhile he would go to the pub with his co workers to be amiable, so to speak. Now, what you need to know is that at that time, a large beer was a liter. A small beer was a half liter. Well! Here were these guys, money to burn, knowing they'd be stuffed into a suit the next day for church, but could still probably get away with a good nap during services, as long as they smiled while they shook hands with the Pastor afterwards. Paaaaarrrrtttyyyy! Large beers all around, right?! No. Here is my father asking for a small beer. After all, he could still read textbooks, etc ... for an hour or two before bed, right? Now, to be fair to his co workers.... they knew he was a "college boy" with big dreams and ambitions, and they were cool with that. Indeed, they would come and ask advice on certain "learned matters" and they were, for the most part fairly protective of him (which I have always "thanked them for"). No, the problem the first time he "went out with the guys" was the waitress. Nothing against her, my father always said, she was used to a certain kind of patron, etc ... but here she comes with four liter steins clenched in one fist and a tray with 2 more liters and my father's half liter. Well, she doled everyone else's out and then the half liter, saying "....and would you like a bedtime story, too?"
    Just let people drink what they want to drink! 😊

    • @KattoTang
      @KattoTang Год назад +3

      The ironic thing is, really, it's a very mature thing to know how much alcohol you can handle and to not overdo it. Chugging too much for the sake of it or to impress peers is the sort of thing teenagers do. The social attitude around drinking is so bizarre.

  • @EldrichNes
    @EldrichNes Год назад +2

    The first story kind of reminds me of the bus driver I had that would speed up to the limit and break check. A couple kids had bloody noses and one kid broke theirs. He also once dragged a kid by the back of his shirt all the way to the front of the bus. He was an old man who was very angry and we had him for a total of 3 years, until he RETIRED. No one did anything no matter how many calls the district got

  • @funkytoasts4768
    @funkytoasts4768 Год назад +8

    A snake refers to someone as someone who's a snitch but as well in an arsey way

  • @wynngordon4297
    @wynngordon4297 Год назад +1

    Bro the Pina Colada story has me deceased. God forbid if a man drinks anything but carbonated bread piss or whisky. Tbh the cocktails will get you fucked up quicker than a beer can and it tastes better.
    Yet again god forbid

  • @Ender11037
    @Ender11037 Год назад +6

    I always have to remember Americans use Fahrenheit...
    100+ degrees, lol

    • @readjordan2257
      @readjordan2257 Год назад

      Yeah, when you travel the world you realize Americans and literally everyone else are formally taught metric for many years. But basically nobody except Europe actually uses them outside of STEM things.
      Even realators in this country use at least 2 other systems before sq ft or sq meters.
      Their traditional system, and less commonly the neighboring country's traditional system, since they build a lot of the infrastructure in this country when they invaded.

  • @kayc2360
    @kayc2360 Год назад +16

    Good morning Dabne! I love your videos and watch them every morning, haven't missed a video in sooooo long. Keep up the good work!:)

  • @chelsymillahan
    @chelsymillahan Год назад +3

    gods the first story reminds me of a public school bus driver i had once.
    this was before the time where school busses had cameras when i was in middle shcool . we lived in a very rual area with lots of creeks. the income braket there was check to check living.
    the driver pulled near identical stunts with the windows and leaving kids. they would get extemely verbally abusive to the point kids were scared to tell their parents. ( they would tell us that driving us cost our parents lots of money and we were wasting the money by getting kicked off) untill one incident ended their career.
    a quick summary of said incident:
    driver showed up to work drunk in winter
    picked us up from school
    starts insulting students loudly, including foul language and very charged racial/ abilist slurs.
    almost crashes multiple times while speeding on the frozen gravel roads
    had the heat on so high we all legitimately couldnt breathe
    and there was a small child with heat triggered asthma there
    kicks a kid off the buss a mile from his drop off because he attempted to open a window because again we couldnt breathe.
    threatened us in the back of the bus because we ( it was 5 or more of us) ingnored the driver and opened windows anyways ( the poor asthmatic kid was turning blue; we had to do something)
    i know that kid went to the hospital after and was out of school for a while but i dont know how bad the incident hurt them.
    there so much more that happened on that bus ride; it was very scary, it was like living out a scenario from a nightterror. i dont know what was wrong with that driver but i am glad they were banned from driving a bus ever again.

  • @BennyLlama
    @BennyLlama Год назад +2

    2nd story- I'm a 35 yr old male and I don't drink very often, I just don't like most alcohol, but when I do, I order a frozen strawberry daiquiri. It's tasty and idgaf what people think of that

  • @ItinerantAdventurer
    @ItinerantAdventurer Год назад +5

    10:27 damn, what a good woman... what a good man...
    OP didn't do anything. She's awesome. Her husband is awesome. I want a relationship like this tbh

  • @dwlr007
    @dwlr007 Год назад +2

    Story 2: The notion that there are "feminine" and "masculine" drinks is ridiculous. A Pina Colada is a pretty neutral drink traditionally anyway. Ironically some of the so called feminine drinks tend to be higher in alcohol by volume than the more masculine ones. Cosmo is 3 ingredients 2 of which are 80 proof alcohol. Long Islands are literally the strongest standard cocktail available being close to 80 proof as a cocktail since it's just a mixture of 80 proof spirits and a splash of soda. It's absurd. Personally I'm partial to a nice fruit cocktail I make a mean watermelon peach cocktail with some orange blossom honey, tastes like summer and it'd probably be considered 'feminine'.
    As for Hard Cider, Cider is extremely common in Britain and Australia it wouldn't be considered feminine.

  • @GreenKnight1982
    @GreenKnight1982 Год назад +2

    I'm a 40-year-old straight grown man and my favorite drinks are hard cider and Twisted Tea and I'm not ashamed about it in the least

    • @Ceipe007
      @Ceipe007 Год назад +2

      Funny enough, I’m 38 and pretty much have the same taste 😮

  • @kristashafer93098
    @kristashafer93098 Год назад

    I have heard SO many stories on this channel in which dash cam footage saved the day.

  • @SilverGhxst
    @SilverGhxst Год назад +7

    I don't understand why people judge others for their choice of drink. Like, I really don't get it.
    If you like beer, go ahead and drink beer. If you like fruity cocktails, then drink fruity cocktails. It shouldn't matter what choice of beverage you choose and a server should have enough decency to not mock anyone for their choice of drink. Even if it's a funny face they need to keep their opinions to their self.
    My partner likes fruity drinks just as much as I do. It says nothing about how "manly" is his 🤷‍♀️ he just doesn't like the taste of piss water and neither do I. And druity drinks can still get you drunk 🤷‍♀️ so again it's really just about preference. And we shouldn't be mocking someone because their preference is different than what we think it should be. Fruity drinks for the win!

    • @seekeroftruth6728
      @seekeroftruth6728 Год назад

      The fact that you use the term "partner" allows me to feel perfectly comfortable not taking your opinion about men seriously.

    • @It-is-me...Melsie
      @It-is-me...Melsie Год назад +2

      @@seekeroftruth6728 How long have you been living under the rock?

    • @seekeroftruth6728
      @seekeroftruth6728 Год назад

      @@It-is-me...Melsie No rock, but I have lived long enough to see universities become hyper-liberal victim factories, cranking out androgynous, brainwashed parrots that think inclusivity by force is a positive direction for America.

  • @kaitlinwilson5439
    @kaitlinwilson5439 Год назад +1

    I'm sure lots of people have already said this, but I'm fairly certain the lady talking about a snake was insinuating that op had insulted their supervisor and meant that they were a snake.

  • @Positivekitten
    @Positivekitten Год назад +1

    Hey Dabney, the absolute WORST hangover I ever had was from hard cider. I had never had it before and drank several large glasses at a party not realizing how strong it really was, and I was SO sick for the whole next day, so yeah, don’t ever let anyone tell you it’s a wussy drink!

  • @nameless900
    @nameless900 Год назад

    I love drinking sweeter cocktails and once had an ipa loving friend scoff at my order of a chocolate martini. I was like "this 'girly drink' has like 5 different liquors in it, tastes great, and gets me buzzed better than some brown water that tastes like crap.

  • @natetheavali784
    @natetheavali784 Год назад +1

    I think a pizza snake is someone who cuts a pizza in a certain way, making it look normal, but taking the middle for themselves. It’s happened before to me

  • @emperorwai
    @emperorwai Год назад +1

    Yo, no joke, Hard cider is king. Have you tried the fall variety pack from Angry Orchard? I'm not super about drinking, but a good cider while deep cleaning is nice.
    Enjoy the stuff you love, guys. But do please drink responsibly, eat plenty of good food and keep a solid amount of water on hand, just in case.
    Also, just a life tip, avoid drinking when sad. Alcohol is a depressant already. Drink when you're happy, it's better. And leads to less hysterical crying on the bathroom floor.

  • @beeziebubs2756
    @beeziebubs2756 Год назад +1

    Glorious petty revenge aside, kidnapping someone is actually a pretty fucked up way to raise money for any cause. Like, imagine if some random group of guys pulled up to your place of work, tied you up, dragged you to their house, and made you call your friends to collectively pay out $50 to donate to St. Jude’s Hospital for your release.

    • @bigjalapeno7061
      @bigjalapeno7061 Год назад

      Yea I guess you are right. I thought it sounded funny in the story though

  • @KagemaruHitokiri
    @KagemaruHitokiri Год назад +1

    Story 2: Personally, I think half the fun of social drinking is making fun of the drinks your friends like that you don't. But hey, if you don't like strangers throwing shade on good fruity booze, pretending it's to honor the dead is a funny way to return fire

  • @catgame9177
    @catgame9177 Год назад +2

    that police fundraising thing sounds super illegal

  • @ajwilkie199
    @ajwilkie199 Год назад +7

    So for those who don't know the snake from th pizza story isn't related to pizza its a tool use to break blockages in clogged toilets

  • @dealwithit9772
    @dealwithit9772 Год назад

    Hardest thing I drink is southern comfort. It's my dads drink. I only drink it when me and my sisters do shots in his honor. It's got a sweet after taste a lot of people scoff when I order it. I always mention dear ol dad raise the shot and say, "here's to you daddy." I can also cry on command so a tear sells it.

  • @nightmareblade34
    @nightmareblade34 Год назад +1

    The way rslash said mmmmm, was so weird wtf sounded like a microwave 💀

  • @SkunkApe407
    @SkunkApe407 6 месяцев назад

    40 year old dude here. Gound out about 5 years ago that I've developed a sensitivity to gluten, meaning beer isn't my friend anymore. I proudly drink Truly, NUTRL, and White Claw. My lack of intestinal distress means more than any opinions from insecure little people. It also means that my wife doesn't complain about me buying booze, since she likes the same things.

  • @Chuckf66
    @Chuckf66 Год назад +6

    Looks like daylight saving has kicked in for the USA.

  • @machinainc5812
    @machinainc5812 Год назад

    4:30 i love beer chandy, i got shit for that too because its a “weak drink” lol.

  • @translarrybutz
    @translarrybutz Год назад

    Im studying in a creative industry at the moment, and I was taught that getting networking connections is super important
    And while, yes, that does involve bringing up your profession, it also involves being nice since you never know who might have the connection you need
    The videogame Kingdom Hearts exist from two people talking in an elevator, sometimes thats how it goes

  • @Kat-V
    @Kat-V Год назад

    Loved the last story. Not sure if OP is actually a producer but even if it was a lie it was great

  • @TheCell-vx3pk
    @TheCell-vx3pk Год назад

    Story 2: I don't understand people like that. "Boohoo... You are a grown man! Drink something that doesn't taste good!"

  • @thorluis226
    @thorluis226 Год назад

    Cider was the traditional American alcohol, but disappeared after the prohibition, leading to soft cider to be the the new cider

  • @kayleh8490
    @kayleh8490 Год назад +1

    THAT LAST STORY WAS DELICIOUS!!!

  • @khallo151
    @khallo151 Год назад

    Stanzi made an amazing short about delicious drinks that was hilarious

  • @quinnzykir
    @quinnzykir Год назад

    Rslash. There’s a huge annual fall celebration in Cedaredge Colorado called Apple fest. People from all shapes and sizes line up to drink various kinds of cider. Even hardcore biker dudes.

  • @MsBELLE7
    @MsBELLE7 Год назад

    Ive never understood why most grown men (and women) think that grown men shouldnt drink tasty cocktails and such? Sometimes people just want something fruity and delicious.

  • @mckinleymiles50
    @mckinleymiles50 Год назад +1

    Hey rslash!! I listen to your podcast on spotify and it got cut short 😢

  • @davesaylor7829
    @davesaylor7829 Год назад +9

    That first story is hilarious, but that fundraiser sounds like it would be illegal.

  • @retroshiba9283
    @retroshiba9283 Год назад

    Story Three: Hm, I have a boss named Sarah who harasses me and others at work. She cuts my hours and steals tips.

  • @pc4189
    @pc4189 Год назад

    4th story....you can always tell ppl who don't have insurance or are just trying to scam you whenever they DON'T want to go thru insurance. When that happens always insist on calling the cops AND going through insurance. My neighbour had someone try this but she didn't budge. Turns out the dude was using his wife's car as an Uber/food delivery. Problem is he is NOT on her policy and where we live you NEED commercial insurance if you are using a personal car for a ride share or food delivery app work. Cost the guy his Uber/food job and $15K out of pocket to pay for all the damage. As a bonus he got 3 tickets, failure to yield, speeding and driving without insurance.

  • @kevinpotts123
    @kevinpotts123 Год назад

    Hard cider isnt like apple juice the next morning. I've never been crippled with a hangover from drinking apple juice.

  • @teatimeunwritten1726
    @teatimeunwritten1726 Год назад

    lmaooooo A pizza snake ? rSlash, I think she was trying to say that OP was calling the pizza cutter a 'snake.'

  • @amberwalker1731
    @amberwalker1731 Год назад

    A pizza snake is the long wooden handled spatula used to remove pizzas from fireplace pizza ovens . I hope this helps 🙂

  • @Draygarth
    @Draygarth Год назад

    "A real man drinks beer."😭
    "A real man drinks whiskey."😭
    No a real man drinks whatever the hell he wants, and doesn't bow to childish peer pressure.🤣

  • @nightrain4749
    @nightrain4749 Год назад

    DABME there is no such thing as a pizza snake. She was accusing OP of calling the supervisor a snake. lmao

  • @keithroberts1401
    @keithroberts1401 Год назад +1

    Wow that fundraiser in the first prank sounds wildly illegal.

  • @susansusan6612
    @susansusan6612 Год назад

    Lie to cops story -
    Stories like this are why I have a dash cam.

    • @susansusan6612
      @susansusan6612 Год назад

      You should have filed a report and pressed charges, they are scammers that will do that to someone else.

  • @alies6766
    @alies6766 Год назад

    Maaan 4 years down this road and it really throws me off when the schedule time changes due time saving, it kinda feels off not listening while commuting 😂

  • @darthtorus9341
    @darthtorus9341 Год назад

    2nd story: I absolutely love cocktails. Bahama Mamas, Pina Coladas, S** on the Beach, Whiskey Sours, idc. If it tastes good, I'll order it

  • @SoldierSpiderx
    @SoldierSpiderx Год назад +4

    first story: that show that when Karen was in jail nobody bailed for her that show her how dislike she it and I bet Pat didn't donate either

    • @Wendy_O._Koopa
      @Wendy_O._Koopa Год назад +1

      I just imagine she called Pat, "Can you donate x dollars for charity?" We ain't _that_ good friends! "Um... how about y dollars?" [click]

    • @SoldierSpiderx
      @SoldierSpiderx Год назад

      @@Wendy_O._Koopalmao fact bet she ask Pat and she was like naw don't the money and hang up and block her

  • @TheKitsuneOnihane
    @TheKitsuneOnihane Год назад

    I moved to Georgia in grade 4 and left at the end of high school freshman year. My fondest memory was when i moved away. I can confirm my middle school experience was VERY similar. Multiple faculty members using their power against me when i just wanted to be left alone and not be bullied by staff or students. Though it was nice when my mother made the bus driver cry after he suspended me from the bus for "rowdiness" when i was the only one sitting silently. Wouldn't look at me after that since he got in huge trouble for targeting a student.
    Also: that cocktail story is fucking genius. I will be remembering that.

  • @totalregret
    @totalregret Год назад

    Pizza Snake is a slang name for the long bow-shaped blade that rocks over a pizza to cut straight slices 🍕

  • @smiletoda4448
    @smiletoda4448 Год назад +1

    You got your old schedule back! I am so greatful, that single hour matters so much for the rhythm of my day

  • @gerrymichaud3851
    @gerrymichaud3851 Год назад

    I found 2 references for Pizza Snake. One is a game and the other is rolling out phyllo dough and then stuffing it with pizza toppings, then rolling the dough into a cylinder to make it look like a snake. On youtube there is a video about it.

  • @MatsuyoRific
    @MatsuyoRific Год назад

    Dabney: Long story short, Sarah received-
    Hello Fresh ad: Dinner.

  • @jackmanleblanc2518
    @jackmanleblanc2518 Год назад +6

    first story is cool, but it seems REALLY messed up that the police can just arrest anyone and infringe on their rights for charity

    • @undrhil
      @undrhil Год назад +3

      It isn't a real arrest and it is for charity

    • @undrhil
      @undrhil Год назад +2

      Although, from what I remember, the ones where actual police do the quote arrest quote are generally for police charities.

    • @naomicoffman1315
      @naomicoffman1315 Год назад

      @@undrhil I think I'm missing something, but I don't see how that changes anything. I'd still have to interrupt my plans for the day and beg my friends for money. :/

    • @Wendy_O._Koopa
      @Wendy_O._Koopa Год назад

      @@undrhil They're not worried about the 'arrest' part (I assume), they're more worried that the police can just detain anyone for no good reason. Well, let me tell you something, cops do this all the time, and it's usually not even for charity. There's a reason for the ACAB slogan.

  • @nuages8915
    @nuages8915 Год назад +1

    6:05 pretty sure it means that she made it seem like op called the supervisor a snake

  • @Nekulturny
    @Nekulturny Год назад +2

    You should have been flipping Pat off lol. She has no business having that job. Being lazy about child safety when you're in a job of working with kids is not something you get to do. Shes too lazy to take 5 minutes after her run to make sure the windows are up in Georgia heat, shes too lazy to take an extra minute to pick up a kid from a bus stop. You can't have that job if you have that attitude. You just can't.

  • @syko_hiller2217
    @syko_hiller2217 Год назад +4

    I love your content I’ve been watching for a while keep it up!!

  • @nomar5spaulding
    @nomar5spaulding Год назад +4

    Cider isn't weak. It's just Apple Beer.

    • @Kati_P
      @Kati_P Год назад

      Apple juice for adults.

    • @Kati_P
      @Kati_P Год назад +1

      Very tasty and will get you hammered just as well as any beer.

    • @shadowman7307
      @shadowman7307 Год назад +1

      @@Kati_P Amen to that, just got myself a few pints to ease the pain of the last day of the weekend :D

    • @seekeroftruth6728
      @seekeroftruth6728 Год назад

      🤢🤢🤮 🌈

  • @jodielawrenson922
    @jodielawrenson922 Год назад +1

    Rslash come on 😂pizza snake she basically calling the guy cutting the pizza a snake

  • @sidraxis
    @sidraxis Год назад

    @rslash Hard Cider is also my go to. As a fellow Virginian, Bold Rock is the best one I’ve found.

  • @dragonetafireball
    @dragonetafireball Год назад

    Advice, do not call Apple Cider a unmanly or kiddie drink in a UK pub, it’s considered on about the same level as beer and toxic pub bros will not appreciate you saying otherwise.
    Dark fruit cider could go either way and other types of cider you can probably get away with calling it an alcopop without getting rocked but I make no promises.

  • @ryleeremsberg5109
    @ryleeremsberg5109 Год назад

    So i am a manager at a company that does precast infrastructure and my drink of choice is the great mohito

  • @Aquariun9iteMMare
    @Aquariun9iteMMare Год назад

    Hard cider is awesome! Not the cheap Redds stuff though. Angry Orchard and Cider Boys are my go-to's

  • @lukkylulu
    @lukkylulu Год назад

    In England it’s just cider, same as hard cider. Just so happens to be one of the nicest drinks ahaha I love kopperburg mixed fruits but I’ll settle for strongbow dark fruits

  • @JoshuaGJustice
    @JoshuaGJustice Год назад +3

    Drink Order: As a Bartender, my immediate response would have been "Oh, so the bad taste is genetic. God rest her!"