Not Even My Own Wife Is Safe On The Oregon Trail....

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  • Опубликовано: 23 янв 2025

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  • @Mystwarrior1
    @Mystwarrior1 5 лет назад +70

    Yay. He finally put it up on RUclips. Thats me on the 6th spot. Survived all the way to the end. Out lived Amanda and jdbob. With my unknown ailment. Turns out it was Lag. Lol. I dont know if dave edited it out but he tried to trade me off. (In audio)

  • @JarettHerder
    @JarettHerder 5 лет назад +44

    As a person that lives near the Des Moines River, hearing Dave try to say it is extremely funny. Haha

    • @geo4876
      @geo4876 5 лет назад +1

      For me, it was the same situation, but with Willamette.

    • @RiftBrawl
      @RiftBrawl 5 лет назад

      Is it pronounced like "de moin"?

    • @geo4876
      @geo4876 5 лет назад

      @@RiftBrawl I think so, except the first word is pronounced "day", because it sounds French.

    • @marshallpeters7174
      @marshallpeters7174 4 года назад

      Yeah, I thought so too, but to be fair, that's how I pronounced it before I knew better.

  • @robertcrane1128
    @robertcrane1128 5 лет назад +280

    DGR "took Care" of the widows... Are we sure Amanda's death was an accident??

  • @narwhalguy3829
    @narwhalguy3829 5 лет назад +52

    Insane man laughs at his delusions of his friends and family dying

  • @bobcatiskindajustthere4879
    @bobcatiskindajustthere4879 5 лет назад +21

    Amanda: *Dies*
    Dave: you’re dead to me

  • @kingofdadjoke1809
    @kingofdadjoke1809 5 лет назад +101

    Dave: "no one dies from cholera"
    Me: *puts my friend Zoe in the game*
    The game: -Zoe has died of Cholera-
    Me: EVERY FRICKIN' TIME!!!!!!

  • @petery6432
    @petery6432 5 лет назад +169

    *Dave's* *wife* *dies*
    Dave: Morale goes through the roof, nagging decreases by 200%...

    • @MyHandleIsAplaceholder
      @MyHandleIsAplaceholder 5 лет назад +2

      Hi brother

    • @greekletterphi9620
      @greekletterphi9620 5 лет назад +6

      "I hate my wife" Ok boomer

    • @greekletterphi9620
      @greekletterphi9620 5 лет назад +5

      @@abbassaab5272 No, it's more that this was just an "I hate my wife" comment which is one of the stereotypical boomer jokes. I was using "ok boomer" as less of a way of making people laugh and more to express my annoyance at this unfunny, sexist joke.

    • @hollywoodburford
      @hollywoodburford 5 лет назад +13

      @@greekletterphi9620 Sensitive child gets triggered by an innocuous joke. Surprise, surprise.

    • @Mepholar
      @Mepholar 5 лет назад +3

      EarthWyrm Gaming Way to ignore DGR’s personal relationship with his wife riling things up knowing she’ll get a chance to respond equally in kind. Lets just pretend its some stranger and pc it up in a shallow and afraid to offend or get to know way.

  • @Egryn
    @Egryn 5 лет назад +28

    Nagging down 200%
    Wife starts nagging
    Masterful Lolz

  • @ethanlocke3604
    @ethanlocke3604 5 лет назад +18

    Whenever I play this I like to name the people after ways they can die. Dysentery; drowning; starving etc.

  • @ZhangtheGreat
    @ZhangtheGreat 4 года назад +3

    Man, I played this so often when I was young that I have a lot of these characters' dialogues memorized. I knew you'd get a kick out of the "which way is west" kid, and that the Pawnee girl wouldn't want to trade with you while the Pawnee guy would beg you to trade.

  • @SirLordHatCawk
    @SirLordHatCawk 5 лет назад +6

    DGR: "Nobody dies from Cholera"
    Statistics of Cholera deaths from the trail: "Am I a joke to you?"

    • @TMS-Oddbot
      @TMS-Oddbot 4 года назад

      He also made fun of a peg leg and stuff.

  • @cperkins10755
    @cperkins10755 5 лет назад +2

    😂😂😂 this is so funny dude!! I don’t remember caulking the wagon ever failing for me..

  • @RukarioEnterprisesLLC
    @RukarioEnterprisesLLC 4 года назад +5

    Game: "Amanda has died from internal injuries"
    Dave: *BRHPPLPPPP*

  • @tarekmoneimsaid
    @tarekmoneimsaid Год назад +1

    Little known fact, the trail soon became known as "The Bacon Trail" due to the obscene amount of bacon scattered throughout its path.

  • @amanmahendroo1784
    @amanmahendroo1784 5 лет назад +7

    21:30
    DGR: "my hands are sweaty"
    Me: "... Arms are heavy"

  • @jessehanks2816
    @jessehanks2816 5 лет назад +13

    Wow this brought back memories my friend. Lol

    • @michaelraad4913
      @michaelraad4913 4 года назад

      Dave's wife dies
      Dave: Morale goes through the roof, nagging decreases by 200%...

  • @NoahNathanson
    @NoahNathanson 5 лет назад +5

    Didn't realize I needed this video until I'd watched it. When's round 2 coming? :)

  • @ShiMusume
    @ShiMusume 5 лет назад +1

    You bring back soo many memories. I remember playing this game back in school when I got the chance.

  • @Imaproshaman7
    @Imaproshaman7 5 лет назад +1

    I normally hate it when people branch out into different types of content but I did not hate this. Nice job lol. Love it. :D

  • @CaveMiner
    @CaveMiner 5 лет назад +9

    This old man with no teep
    - DGR 2019

  • @PurpleLightning2
    @PurpleLightning2 3 года назад +1

    Oh you must play this again! So fun!

  • @superstache7173
    @superstache7173 5 лет назад

    In case you were wondering, Nauvoo is in Illinois, louth it is very easily confused with Naboo from Star Wars!

  • @RukarioEnterprisesLLC
    @RukarioEnterprisesLLC 3 года назад +1

    DGR: When in doubt, suck it out
    Me: "That's what she said"

  • @RukarioEnterprisesLLC
    @RukarioEnterprisesLLC 4 года назад +4

    One time I was playing this and to be exact, I finished this whole game from BEG to END in 35 minutes, I did not stop, my wagon's pace was fast (Gruesome) and Meager for food, had 110 LBS of food left, no one died, I got lucky and no one had any ailments or illnesses, and my final score (My occupation was teacher) and my final score was 1,750,690. But yea, I got extremely lucky on the no illnesses part, AND ALSO the deepest river I have ever successfully forged was an 12 feet deep river (I dunno how I accidentally pressed: "Ford The River" and so I was like: "Crap, I fuc*ked up" but then a minute later I was across the river and I was shocked as hell) But yea, one great game, I remembered that I first played this game at my local library in Florida LOL.

  • @TheAdvertisement
    @TheAdvertisement 5 лет назад +1

    We played an older version of this so much in 8th grade Social Studies.

  • @dumbestduck9095
    @dumbestduck9095 4 года назад +1

    Legend has it...the boy is still wondering which way is west.

  • @hemidog1982
    @hemidog1982 5 лет назад +1

    Oregon trail may be the longest lasting video game I've ever seen.

  • @michellejirak9945
    @michellejirak9945 5 лет назад

    Fun fact, one of the sub-generational names for people who fall on the cusp between Gen-X and Millennials is "the Oregon Trail Generation," because playing it was such a cultural touchstone in American classrooms.
    I'm going to see if I can find this somewhere.

  • @RukarioEnterprisesLLC
    @RukarioEnterprisesLLC 5 лет назад +4

    Yo when DGR stars his journey to New Jersey (Pun) Nauvoo is placed in Illinois, @DGR

  • @PatLund
    @PatLund 5 лет назад +1

    I've never seen this version of Oregon Trail before. We had the DOS version when I was a kid.

    • @dsly4425
      @dsly4425 5 лет назад

      Pat Lund I played it on an Apple II. Completely different game this was. But green oxen were totally a thing.

  • @Mozzarella_14
    @Mozzarella_14 2 года назад +1

    I live in Oregon and I'm very glad you pronounced Oregon correctly

  • @Warri0rLink
    @Warri0rLink 5 лет назад +1

    Bacon: **Exists**
    DGR: I’ll take your entire stock!

  • @ryancampbell8645
    @ryancampbell8645 Год назад

    The rafting section was crazy! E-brake drift FTW!!!

  • @redliam5
    @redliam5 5 лет назад +4

    "Basically me killing you."
    What?!!!

  • @boevoikrikun
    @boevoikrikun 5 лет назад +1

    i beg you for more vids like this. This is a total masterpirece

  • @francistoma5182
    @francistoma5182 5 лет назад +4

    Rest In Peace Amanda. 😔

  • @kallixo
    @kallixo 5 лет назад +2

    Only real OGs remember the original Oregon Trail videos DGR made.

    • @GamextraMC
      @GamextraMC 5 лет назад +1

      It's a year ago your not that og...

    • @kallixo
      @kallixo 5 лет назад

      @@GamextraMC A year is a year.

    • @GamextraMC
      @GamextraMC 5 лет назад

      @@kallixo yeah its not that long if you think about it

  • @GigginQuick
    @GigginQuick 5 лет назад +2

    We set out from Naboo in the morning.

  • @Diroto18
    @Diroto18 5 лет назад +2

    I've never seen this game before lol this was hilarious

  • @WitD2013
    @WitD2013 5 лет назад

    Holy cow, never thought I'd see a game I used to play almost 20 years ago suddenly pop up out of nowhere and be played here!

  • @Juanrivers2022
    @Juanrivers2022 5 лет назад +1

    I loved playing this game when I was young

  • @JuiceJuice15
    @JuiceJuice15 5 лет назад +1

    The video was just as fun as the stream! I hope you play it again soon.

  • @SuperSireBoyYT
    @SuperSireBoyYT 4 года назад

    Amanda: dies
    DGR: NOT THE BACON

  • @gamerdogthedog
    @gamerdogthedog 5 лет назад

    Please make more of these vids! I am loving this content!

  • @desmondruhling
    @desmondruhling 5 лет назад

    Content 2 days in a row?! YESSSSSSSS!

  • @Rhass
    @Rhass 5 лет назад +1

    Following Dave to Oregon is asking for trouble, I speak from experience.

  • @Tobies.
    @Tobies. 5 лет назад +23

    Whenever I play this game my people always die of disantary

    • @kallixo
      @kallixo 5 лет назад

      f

    • @silvertayuun
      @silvertayuun 5 лет назад +3

      If they die to it so much, why can’t you spell “ dysentery “ 🤔

    • @kronosomni2805
      @kronosomni2805 5 лет назад

      @James Grady Why would you mention the dark side here? This is a sanctuary where reddit didn't ever invent such horror! Begone from my sight, heathen!

    • @talesfromthemidwest
      @talesfromthemidwest 5 лет назад

      You need more bacon.

  • @aidanthird
    @aidanthird 5 лет назад +6

    playing carmen sandiego, my brother was playing the oregon trail earlier this morning... Coincidence? I think so.

  • @shawnmiranda7357
    @shawnmiranda7357 5 лет назад

    I just enjoyed/funny/ burst out laughing
    good job DGR Dave

  • @kororosaranoska
    @kororosaranoska 5 лет назад

    Last time I played Oregon Trail, I didn't even make it a quarter of the way before everyone died. And that was the DOS version.

  • @TheRealONEHUNDREDD
    @TheRealONEHUNDREDD 5 лет назад +1

    I remember this game...it's a very difficult game though!!! Lol 😂😂😂😂

  • @isabellajulca2342
    @isabellajulca2342 5 лет назад +1

    I have the Original Oregon Trail as a birthday gift with a gameboy like style.

    • @aaronrichards19886
      @aaronrichards19886 5 лет назад

      Yeah I picked one up too. Not bad but the screen is tiny.

  • @Xenotric
    @Xenotric 5 лет назад +1

    now you need to see how well you'll do on the Organ Trail and super amazing wagon adventure

  • @ThePublicAffair
    @ThePublicAffair 4 месяца назад

    “Nagging has gone down 200%” 😂😂😂😂

  • @thewerefrog2354
    @thewerefrog2354 5 лет назад

    P-Daddy: you should have left from Kanesville. There isn't even a Kanesville anymore. Now, it's just a street in the city that was once called Kanesville.

  • @mtiller2006
    @mtiller2006 5 лет назад

    Oh, the days of elementary school all over again...played this many a time, could never get a hang of it, but still a cool game!

  • @maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan
    @maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan 5 лет назад +1

    Holy shit, I played this in tech class last year.

  • @16ktsgamma
    @16ktsgamma 5 лет назад +1

    Here lies JD Bod: may he not be forgotten.

  • @jacobwojcik1571
    @jacobwojcik1571 5 лет назад

    As a person that lives in the Willamette Valley, it's painful that DGR said "Williamette Valley" (23:02)

  • @Justlov4
    @Justlov4 5 лет назад

    I see this video and I'm like cool. Dave can do this. Sees the 12+ a day and my heart goes oh no. Then sees the river crossing. WELP! I think I'm going to stay home instead of going on the trail. And that is a DGR guarantee. LOL You are awesome Dave

  • @ghefner6693
    @ghefner6693 5 лет назад

    Oh and 8 think the mustache is great.
    Funny video

  • @jb17415
    @jb17415 5 лет назад

    No way! His intro is him responding to my comment during the livestream :)
    He kept losing bacon in the river and I thought it was hilarious to imagine some lucky guy finding it all

  • @thechannel3473
    @thechannel3473 5 лет назад

    Dave couldn't handle the trolls so he needed to go on the quest of the Oregon trail

  • @sworishina
    @sworishina 5 лет назад

    My mom had me play this game on Facebook once for history class when I was young (I was home schooled, so she was my teacher). I named the people after my IRL family and myself, and cried after one too many had died. She didn't make me finish the game.

  • @atharvkulkarni399
    @atharvkulkarni399 2 года назад

    23:40 That's seems so genuine.. I felt sad just watching thal haha

  • @LocalMaple
    @LocalMaple 5 лет назад +6

    1:12 Naboo is in the Outer Rim Territories. Nauvoo is in Illinois.

  • @JTCPingas
    @JTCPingas 3 года назад

    7:07 WHAT? All these years I thought you could take a ferry and it would be perfectly safe!

  • @shiningwhiffle
    @shiningwhiffle 5 лет назад

    The pioneers used to ride these babies for miles.

  • @cerka27
    @cerka27 5 лет назад

    Please, no more mustache 4:16 😂

  • @sirniigil4324
    @sirniigil4324 5 лет назад

    As a resident of the Willamette Valley... Its pronoused "Will-am-ette" but everyone seems to call it the "Willam-ette" Valley...

  • @jbsmm2112
    @jbsmm2112 5 лет назад +1

    Wow this was all the way back on Thanksgiving

  • @ShinKyuubi
    @ShinKyuubi 5 лет назад

    Ah the days of playing this on an Elementary School computer..in the early 90's..graphics have come a LONG way.

  • @FenixFoxxo
    @FenixFoxxo 5 лет назад +1

    9:00 my question is not why they are loosing so much bacon to rivers but it is WHY DO YOU RISK SO MUCH BACON WE'VE LOST SO MANY INNOCENT BACON LIVES like if you love bacon

  • @freddietickle732
    @freddietickle732 5 лет назад +8

    You don’t find ewoks on Naboo, right?

    • @mysty1353
      @mysty1353 5 лет назад

      @Dawg 732 Nope, they are native to Endor.

    • @CaveMiner
      @CaveMiner 5 лет назад +2

      What's interesting is even though Ewoks are on Endor not Naboo, C-3PO actually says the word "naboo" while talking to the ewoks and George Lucas later used that as the name for the planet.

    • @freddietickle732
      @freddietickle732 5 лет назад

      Cave Miner, thanks, I didn’t know that

  • @phosphorus4
    @phosphorus4 5 лет назад

    Ad music: COUNTRY ROOOOOOOADS…
    15:14 Diabetes? Actually, it's one of the first diseases described, believe it or not…
    Hot Springs: Legend has it… when you soak in the spring…

  • @Dropperfood
    @Dropperfood 5 лет назад

    Great Video to watch with my buttered popcorn flavored jelly beans

  • @thunderphoenix256
    @thunderphoenix256 5 лет назад +2

    5:58 I told you to ford the river, but you didn't listen...
    Also I'm still shocked that no one died of dysentery.

  • @Sean_Bird
    @Sean_Bird 5 лет назад +6

    You know, this video makes for a good resting place.
    Any other Brutalmoose fans here?

  • @SMG41
    @SMG41 5 лет назад

    Holy nostalgia overload

  • @cortlandorigami3050
    @cortlandorigami3050 5 лет назад

    The way he pronounce Des Moines 🤣

  • @androx8315
    @androx8315 5 лет назад +2

    Do more variety it’s so funny😂

  • @the9of741
    @the9of741 4 года назад +1

    Welp, he's sleeping on the sofa tonight!

  • @XperimentorEES
    @XperimentorEES 5 лет назад +1

    JDBod drowned from trying to cross a 3 foot deep river, "sure it was an accident?" lol

    • @marshallpeters7174
      @marshallpeters7174 4 года назад

      He probably hit his head and got knocked out when the wagon capsized.

  • @drewdmw
    @drewdmw 5 лет назад

    this is going to be the new hot speedgame of 2020

  • @jalekid3754
    @jalekid3754 5 лет назад

    The entire time we all had sweaty palms

  • @LeviFBK
    @LeviFBK 5 лет назад

    wow this is a classic... awesome!

  • @veggiet2009
    @veggiet2009 5 лет назад

    Man, that UI is making me nostalgic...

  • @GlitchReaper
    @GlitchReaper 5 лет назад

    Only a third of your party died this run. I'm impressed! Now hunt down the very first Oregon Trail game and see if you can tie that with it. "Oregon Trail Survivor."

  • @adambrown9407
    @adambrown9407 5 лет назад

    Nauvoo is in Illinois (roughly a half hour from me) it's a Mormon Religion town with their temple... also it's a fun place to visit and watch brick making demonstrations, black smithing and other events.

  • @MintKorii
    @MintKorii 5 лет назад +1

    Umm I somehow wondered here to this comment section... but uh which way is west?

  • @antoniaochoa1518
    @antoniaochoa1518 5 лет назад +1

    Nacho libre reference!

  • @Shinobin333
    @Shinobin333 5 лет назад

    Dave lost Amanda but gained a bunch of widows. I consider that a fair trade

  • @jorge_teclarra
    @jorge_teclarra 5 лет назад +5

    Was I the only one thinking about DGR's shaft size when Amanda died from internal injuries?

  • @Doomedrpgthecozygamer99
    @Doomedrpgthecozygamer99 5 лет назад

    Dave choose not to let me on the trail

  • @lucidmooses2642
    @lucidmooses2642 5 лет назад

    More Oregon Trail, please.

  • @bryan8602
    @bryan8602 5 лет назад

    You made it to Pawnee! Did you say hi to Leslie Knope and Ron Swanson?

  • @gavsd3079
    @gavsd3079 5 лет назад

    Tumbnail is 10/10

  • @adorluigi
    @adorluigi 5 лет назад +1

    isn't nabu like a star wars planet or smth

  • @dudemanbrogwyn1710
    @dudemanbrogwyn1710 5 лет назад +1

    Dave I'm pretty sure Amanda would've much rather not die of internal injuries 😅 just saying, but what u did (taking care of the widows) is good too 😝😂 DGR 5ever (cuz 5 is greater than 4)

  • @SephirothRyu
    @SephirothRyu 5 лет назад

    Which way is west? It must be DGR's ancestor!