Steamed Hams but it's a playable episode of Umineko no Naku Koro ni
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- Опубликовано: 30 окт 2018
- Sorry I'm late to the meme everyone.
You can download the game here:
www.mediafire.com/file/x6b4c77...
I neglected to run it through a spell check and now it's too late god damn it all 
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Of course a like 3 minute clip is 18 minutes in Umineko.
lmao
We are laughing but Aurora Borealis is totally an excuse Beato would make.
Auaurora
“Without love, it cannot be steamed”- absolutely brilliantly cursed!
I laughed my ass off at this part
LunaticThinker
Without love, it cannot be Sneed
Really liked the part in Episode 6 where Bart's surrogate piece "El Barto" starts a fire at Skinner's biological mother's house to trap him in an error.
LOL so Bart here is bern?
Wow that moment with Elbarto Simpsono was so very good, .
EAT the HAMS, SENTENCED to HAMS, THE GREAT EQUALIZER IS HAMS!
God, you even managed to have Seymour twist the Red Truth to his advantage in a way that was technically correct but dishonest in spirit. What a splendid witch. What an amazing roller coaster of a meme.
If you wouldn't mind, can you explain how he twisted the truth? I read that block of red truth a few times and even rewatched the original, but it seems like he's lying. There was fire in that house, from when he burned the original ham.
@@RobH73 Look up Seymour's backstory in the Simpsons wiki or something, he's not who he says he is. (Widely regarded as one of the worst episodes or something like that).
@@RobH73 he technically said at 13:30 no FIRE has been see, hear or feel it on any case, BUT he not said anything about smoke, when a house is on fire there is always smoke all over the place, so agnes did not see fire, and seymour didn't say smoke in any case
@@omidesuwave He said "In his **mother's** house", Agnes is not Seymour's mother, biologically or legally.
@@omidesuwave If you smell smoke, you're smelling fire since that's what fire smells like.
I suppose if she *saw* smoke but hadn't yet smelled it he could say "she didn't see, hear, smell, taste or feel fire" but "otherwise sense" is quite a stretch.
All the other uses of Red Truth in this video were really clever so it's sad to see that one is basically just lying.
Repeat it in red!
"Agnes Skinner is Principal Skinner's mother."
I bet you can't, can you?
Agnes Skinner is Seymour Skinner's mother. Seymour Skinner is undoubtedly born from Agnes Skinner.
There, I said it. What else can you say?
You didn't say it in red
@@HazhMcMoor Tricky, tricky. Then, repeat this:
"Agnes Skinner is Principal Skinner's mother. 'Principal Skinner' refers to the host of the luncheon!"
No rephrasing!
@@standbrbaster6262 Well, sorry, I don't know how to do it in red. But it should be obvious where is the red text here.
@@fere762 Tchk, I refuse. Why should a witch be dictated by a human? I say my red as I wish.
Uu! Seymour is a competent principal who can do anything with his carbon magic! Uu!
*slap
@@Bob-fj1hm has Rosa slapped Maria for witch stuff? I thought Rosa just slapped Maria mainly for saying uu. Forgot already.
“Uu-! Steamed hams ‘exist’! When Seymour-sama brings out the luncheon, me, Mama, and everyone else will all go to the Golden Ham! Uuuu-!”
@@nicbentulan yes
@@sdoaiza
When please?
Seymour used small bombs which he put in the hamburgers. Those hamburgers stayed in the kitchen and were not brought to the table. The small bombs exploded, which started the fire.
Allow me to speak. Knox's 4th! It is forbidden for unknown drugs or hard to understand scientific devices to be used!
But small bombs aren't hard to understand
>No fire existed in my mother's house at all today!!
You fool, You'll have to try harder than that Super Intendent Chalmers.
But what if the house the luncheon took place in was not his mother's house at all?
Duraluminium Alloy Knox’s laws are a way of categorizing mysteries, not ironclad rules that a story has to follow.
This is the single greatest, most niche, most beautifully executed and most polished shitpost I have seen all my life. I salute you, Chamang0. May your blue truths strike true.
WTCtubers are the masters of high quality shitposts
"Like a puppet who's strings hadn't yet been cut"
Ryukishi is that you?
"When They Fry." "Without love, it cannot be steamed." Principal Skinner and Seymour both being listed. There's way too much effort put into this, and too many little things I had to go back to notice.
Well then I should probably tell you there's things not in video that you can only see if you play it.
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Very GOOOOOD
@@golden5272
You mad lad. You mad fucking lad.
You actually used the fact that Agnes isn't actually Principal Skinner's real mother in Simpsons lore for classic Red Truth fuckery.
I love this so much.
I really hate the fact that they casually decided that at some point, Principal Skinner was just some impostor they would treat as if he was always Principal Skinner, both for the fact that that casually exists and that coinicidence means you can make a misleading Red Truth of what happened in the Steamed Hams skit.
@@iantaakalla8180 Principal and the Pauper is supposedly considered non-canon these days, but it IS canon to this game.
This only pains me for remembering how I'm the only person in my life that will appreciate the parodic genius of what I just witnessed.
There are dozens of us.
@@andreastz9393 then go get in their life
right here
oh
Same with me, this has so many reference to the simpsons and umineko
I clicked on ONE of these Umineko meme videos. Now my entire RUclips Home is filled.
Good.
La filosofia di umineko NOW
Ancora il re del Sud sotto un meme di umineko
@@nic3176
In effetti C'è molto da dire su questo romanzo e le sue tematiche. sono al quarto episodio e lo sto adorando
@@xcicciobox932 sì, a me è piaciuto ancora di più di Higurashi dopo aver finito anche gli answer arcs. Un capolavoro, e anche il manga è fatto molto bene
@@nic3176
Già, un po' di meno l'anime però
"Like a puppet who'se strings hadn't yet been cut"
DYING of laughter on the first twilight, 10/10
I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that no other RUclips video has ever brought me this much pure joy. The art styles, 'without love it can't be steamed', the red truths, the '0.000001%' Aurora Borealis narration, Game Master Skinner (Skinner-sama?), the SVT butler (and character bio on the pause menu), Skinner-sama taunting Meta Seymour's flailing arguments like the 'Unknown Ham X', the music choices... gosh, this is just so perfectly done. This is definitely the one true Steamed Ham meme fragment.
I'm glad you enjoyed it so much, but I encourage you to try the playable version, since it features things that aren't in the video.
@@Chamango0 I downloaded and read through the ??? tea party. Nice in-universe explanation for this XD
@@Chamango0 EXAMPLE!??!?!?!
I played Umineko literally _because_ I saw this, and it's so much better this second time through. I love it.
Did you watch or play higurashi before umineko? If not: What about after? If not: are you gonna?
@@nicbentulan I didn't, no. And I currently have no plans to.
Why was it so hard to believe that Featherine Augustus Aurora was in the kitchen?
auauaurora borealis
Featherine Agnus Aurora
@@dreamEnd omg
You could *actually* use this video, with the original played after, to showcase how fantasy scenes in Umineko can be metaphors for the mundane events from an anti-fantasy perspective, and how the story's narration tricks work.
ikr
Thanks Haurchefant
unironically this scene spoils umineko entirely just because of how good it is as a representation of its mechanics. it is EXACTLY what would happen if you played the Steamed Hams scene as an umineko gameboard. it's so accurate it makes me upset sjfnskfn
@@Kirbita22 but only minor spoilers though? Or actual major spoilers?
@@nicbentulan It kind of functions as a how-to-read guide for umineko. It very plainly exposes HOW the narrative gets away with the shit it does. It's not like it flat out tells you the culprit or anything, but if someone watches/plays this fangame and then plays the original umineko, they're going into umineko with the kind of understanding of the mechanics that the game itself doesn't explicitly give you until the second half of the story.
Despite not actually having any gameplay or choices, Umineko feels a lot more interactive than many "real" games, with the "gameplay" in this case being just how the reader engages with the story and tries to solve the mysteries. This silly steamed hams meme is so well done that it ends up revealing a lot of the "tools" you'd usually only fully understand after a couple of hours of reading and thinking about the story, which is really funny to me
God you even got the wonky art style down pat.
And the exact phrasing and word choice style of the English translation!
@@AlexanderRM1000 Ryukishi07 will be proud of this piece of art
"Repeat in red: "Agnes Skinner, The woman in the house whose voice we have heard, is my mother." "
But how could Skinner get the burgers from krusty burger if chalmers had already murdered the employees, put their heads in bags and duct taped the restaurant closed shut??
LOL
I honestly thought the Megaman Battle Network one was the culmination of fandom-specific Steamed Hams, but this one gives it a run for its money. It really captures all the little meme aspects of Umineko while weaving it naturally into the Chalmers narrative
This is it, the ultimate steamed hams meme, the culmination of all of humanity's efforts, bravo!
And here I am again, this shit doesn't get old, I still can't get over how well crafted this is.
Damn that's good. This isn't just a brilliant meme and emulation of Umineko's style, but it's a perfect encapsulation of how Umineko's story works and *why* it is the way it is. I could write an essay about how well this parallels canon. I could make an eight hour youtube series with an incorrect explanation of how SEYMOUR'S red truth works. I won't, but I could.
nerdorama009 knownomore is right, rosatrice is the red truth
@@zawa8122 knownnomore's theory isn't even Rosatrice, it's Georgetrice just barely fudged enough to get around the red truth impossibility of George being the sole killer. He's a misogynist who can't deal with the idea of anything but a male mastermind.
Knownomore did knowthing wrong. The tree of truth has to spluttered with the blood of love. Rosa is NOT innocent and probably child abuser too. You can't beat me up for saying this.
@@tropismeholi7262 **PROBABLY** a child abuser?? She beats the shit out of her daughter in public in like the first two hours of the story. I can't think of any adult in Umineko who doesn't do something horrible to a child or directly enable it (Hideyoshi maybe?) and Rosa is *still* one of the obviously worst ones. She's not remotely innocent.
She's just also not Beatrice, or at least, not the one who planned the murders and speaks to Battler in the Meta-world.
@@tropismeholi7262 well, that's in Episode 8, which is a little more complicated than the others in terms of what is "real."
What you have to remember is that the "game boards" of the firdt 7 episodes can be considered fiction-within-fiction. In the world of Episode 1, Rosa physically abuses Maria. This event is observed by our reliable narrator, Battler, and confirmed repeatedly through unreliable narration from both Maria and Rosa as part of an established pattern. Within the reality of the game boards, Rosa is a child abuser.
However, the point and running theme of Episode 8 wad that the realities of the game boards are not necessarily the objective truth of Umineko's "reality". Everything we see in Episodes 1-7 is in-universe fiction or speculation. Rosa's characterization on the game boards may or may not be the objective truth of things that happened, and that's the point of her mini-speech to Erika. For the purposes of a hypothetical criminal charge in the "real world" of 1998, there's no evidence because everyone who might know is dead.
So I guess you are right in saying the actual person of Rosa in Ange's history was "probably" a child abuser, but the character of Rosa in the stories told through game boards is "certainly" a child abuser. It depends what level of metafiction we're presently on.
"I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon!☆"
The most accurate part of this is how you extended like five minutes of content to twenty with the sheer amount of words words words
This is the best meme that came out of both steamed hams and umineko
I watched without being aware that steamed hams was an actual thing. Did I miss anything important?
I guess this confirms that Skinner and Agnes are the same person. I suppose the Barts will still reject the SkinnAgnes theory though.
HAHAHAHA oh boi here we go again
They just refuse to let SkinnBurns die, don’t they?
@@SiRenfield XD
XD
thousands of fragments, each is a simpson episode, seymour wrote them all and tossed them in the ocean
Ah ok the Simpsons isn't using floating timeline. The Simpsons exists in fragments!!!
This is an insane amount of effort for a joke that 3 people will find funny
"Without love, it cannot be steamed"
You killed me with that joke!
"Well Beato, you are a awfull awfull being, but I must say you steam a good K̶i̶n̶z̶o̶ cookie"
Holy fuck this is incredible. Especially the trick in Seymour's red truths is just perfect. Amazing work man.
13:21 this is the single most clever thing I've ever seen in a joke RUclips video. I'm in awe
I just rewatched the video and just realized that the series is called "WHEN THEY FRY" in the subtitles. This is art.
thanks, i downloaded it and the ???? killed me. I still can't believe that you twisted this meme narrative into a genuine exploration of Umineko's narrative tricks and made it into a genuine mystery to be solved, with misleading red truths and all. you're an absolute madman op
"The Carbon Witch"
"WITHOUT LOVE, IT CANNOT BE STEAMED"
I AM DYING HERE GHAHFKANGK
I didn't think such perfection could exist in this fragment.
Solid work on the final red truths as well.
Sad we couldn't see any blue truths used by the superintendent, but what can you expect from the level of competence of one who would use some unknown "Ham X" as an argument?
You know it's a good parody of Umineko when it doesn't give you a solution at the end
Holy fucking shit I've been yelling about how Steamed Hams is basically Umineko and Seymour is a witch since the meme started but this is absolutely above and beyond anything I imagined for an Umineko version of it, you are a genius this is incredible. And like others have said it's also a *fantastic* example of how Umineko even works
Your yelling aged well!
I _just_ viewed the entire Steamed Hams segment after watching this meme. It was like a funny version of Confession of the Golden Witch.
If you can tell, I don't watch the Simpsons.
Can't wait for the Steam version with the updated sprites and voices.
NO! Not the STEAMED pachinko Simpsons sprites!
i'm most impressed with the lines in red, it actually works
"Turn of the Steamed Hams" when?
Download the game. There's a tea party.
This is an absolute masterpiece. I also love how you called it " うみねこのなく頃に蒸", whereas the 蒸 stands for "steam". Such a good detail.
Edit: Ok now the executioner at 9:00 I simply can't.
I thought this was way too over the top for a shitpost. Then at 7:32 Wingless started playing and I lost it about the smoke and the steam. Seriously this is too good for such a meme for such a certain small community.
"When they fry"
That made my day. Also, nice attention to detail. Skinner having a Vietnam service ribbon on his cloak was a really nice touch.
Ah foreshadowing niiiiice
I love everything about this video. How perfectly it captures the style and atmosphere of Umineko, how it doesn't show the truth but instead show's Skinner's magical interpretation with the SVT, the game between the two, the memes intertwined from both series... Absolutely incredible. This is indeed delightfully devilish.
Absolutely amazed by this level of dedication. I doubt it'd go viral but it honestly has every rights to be.
Sadly I don't think Umineko is near popular enough for this to go "viral". Only people who have read the novels would be able to understand the references and hence find it amusing at all.
EXACTLY!!!!!!!!!
@@TheLostAge well i tried to explain it to people who watch the simpsons. see my reddit post earlier with title
Steamed Hams but it's a playable episode of Umineko no Naku Koro ni (when the seagulls cry): can you solve the mystery of 'My mother never saw a fire in the house today. Nor did she hear, feel, smell or otherwise sense a fire, in fact... No fire existed in my mother's house at all today!!' ?
Rcr
Brilliant job!
By the end, I was begging the superintendent to just say "Repeat this in RED Seymour: Seymour Skinner would not have the time to go to Krusty Burger within the time Chalmers was waiting in the kitchen"
Sadly, I suppose it isn't the Answer arc yet.
Yeah with Krusty Burger just nearby, you'd think Chalmers would've thought of something. Both in here and in the simpsons
This is the best version of the Steamed Hams meme
Magic exists. It's why this is real and we're watching it. I'd say it in red if RUclips would let me.
Bullshit!!!! Magic doesn't exist at all!!!
I cannot even begin to describe how good this video is - it's not even a meme, it's literally just a point by point explanation of how the first four gameboards are designed to teach Battler to think. It's amazing.
I love that chime when a new character appears. It’s been a while since I heard it.
This is just peak internet, I keep coming back to this because how perfect it is.
Amen to that
Not only did you make the video but you modified the original game. You achieved the "feeling" Umineko and those red truths are totally amazing. Thanks for everything dude.
"Without love, it cannot be steamed."
i'm crying this is amazing, thank you
the clip of Seymour laughing at 15:10 made me lose my shit the hardest of all the times I lost my shit.
Omg didn't even notice
I love that this has all of the little details, down to the title screen’s background changing post-episode completion
This may be the most obscure joke in the world.
i can't believe this is helping me understand what the fuck is going on in umineko
Well, do you understand now?
How can something be insanely cursed and unexplicably blessed at the same time?
I wish you had included the ????? scene in the video as well, having this game be simpsons fanfiction created out of spite by Ange was hilarious.
I wanted something a little extra for people who downloaded, also I felt like showing ange was too much of a spoiler for people who see this but know nothing about umineko (this is one of the reasons why her name is x'd out in the tips)
I can't wait for Monty Burnskastel to make his appearance.
Holy shit I just now noticed the music used at the end is “Mother” 😳! HOW MUCH DEEPER DOES THIS RABBIT HOLE GO?!!!
Auaurora Borealis? At this time of year, in this part of the country localized entirely in your fragment?!
- Yes.
- Can i see it?
- ... No.
The red truth of skinners mother is vague. I love that detail
"It's useless... It's all useless..."
This is so stupidly well made its shocking.
Twisting the red truth at the end there is so in-line with how Umineko runs I am legitimately shocked.
I have nothing but praise for your efforts.
this is one of the best things uploaded to this site
this is still one of the best things uploaded to this site
Really great
I mean that your joke video is actually a prefect representation and imagery of how fantasy scenes in Umineko play out and what they're supposed to explain. A shame I don't know much about the show itself outside of one or two memes and videos about it
Do you need to know the Simpsons? I think just the 2 episodes of Armin and of steamed hams are ok?
I still come back to this video sometimes. It has never stopped being a timeless masterpiece.
Been less than year since I've seen this. I come back often.
Holy shit this is so well done you're insane
As in
This is impeccable holy shit
I've not seen a better love letter to either of these elements, ever.
Oh my god, that Red Truth trap. It's so beautiful. That is so Umineko that I have to believe in the magic.
I can't believe "Aurora Borealis" wasn't changed to "Augustus Aurora". Missed opportunity.
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
God this makes me so damn happy
50th like!
This video is proof that we are living in the best possible Fragment.
Without love it cannot be steamed.
After learning about the 'untrustworthy narrator' in Umineko, I really appreciate/understand the waiter's segment because even if it never really happened (at least in the original) the game still shows characters that don't exist and shows their 'interactions' even though they never happened.
the servant manifestation of the oven is soooo good
I always kind of thought he was supposed to be based on Squeaky Voice Teen. Man that payoff in Episode 7 where we flashbacked to Krusty Burger, quite the shocking reveal~!
I'll say it BOLD:
*This is Prinicpal Skinner's house!*
That's not the reason, it is because Agnes is not actually Skinner's mother. Everyone thinks that she is but it was revealed in an infamous episode that the person we know as Skinner is not the original Skinner but he adopted that identity.
@@TheLostAge now repeat this in bold
*Agnes is the mother to skinner, skinner is principal skinner, who is the person that appeared in the luncheon*
But you can't witch
@@thesandvitchman1234 You can easily do this if you make it two statements and change the definition of "Principal Skinner" between them (one trick in Umineko works this way, so saying *"Anges Skinner is Seymour Skinner's mother."* and *"The person who served the Luncheon is Seymour Skinner."* is allowed.), you'd have to _really_ nail it down by saying...
_"Repeat it in red! When Anges Skinner said the house was on fire, she was lying! I bet you can't!"_
If Chalmers, Skinner and Agnes were the only people in that house today, that means the fire department never made it inside.
It could also mean the fire department put out the fire solely from the outside, or that they only retrieved Agnes Skinner when the house was significantly destroyed enough to not be recognized as a house
this is a fever dream
This is the greatest video on the internet, past, present, and future.
dude
dude
this is FUCKING INCREDIBLE
it's actually what it says in the title. you took the best parts of both and created something that captured the essence of Umineko instead of being some shit meme where it just played out steamed hams with Umineko sprites
and all the little details that make it look like Umineko are on point
this is the greatest meme I've seen in fucking ages and I'm highly disappointed it won't get more traction due to the Umineko fanbase being so small
Is umineko bigger now with Gou and sotsu?
"Without love, it cannot be steamed"
I'm fucking dead
Missed opportunity to have some kind of tape tear SFX play when skinner opens the window
This is brilliant. Probably the most well-crafted meme I've ever seen. Kudos to you, my good sir.
This meme might just be what makes me embark on the several hundred hour journey of playing Umineko, for the sole purpose of understanding the jokes.
Did you? You could at least watch the anime to understand the jokes and then sometime later on read the VN
@@nicbentulan Halfway through Answer Arcs, but got distracted and now I'm reading Higurashi xD
@@DragonaxFilms good enough to understand the video at least, nice job!
Without love, it cannot be steamed... Absolutely PAFEKUTO
in all my years of internet, this has got to be the pinnacle of content. there is no further ascension
This maybe, the single greatest level of esoteric enjoyment I have ever felt.
The bonus content was also amazing. I have no idea who you are, but I hope you live a fantastic life.
Nigga you made me sit trough the entirety of the original Umineko no Naku Koro ni (Unineko when they cry) plust 2 extra hour of skimming the wikia just to dip my toe on this elaborate shitpost
Had me thinking about nothing but this for an entire night just to realize that Seymour used vietnam war veteran Lore in order to make the red truth work
This perfectly matches Umineko's style. Bravo.
Congratulations, out of every Steamed Hams iteration on the internet, yours is the best and possibly most niche lol. 10/10
The amount of views this got considering the attention to detail that was used here is undelightfully devilish