@@qiuyingli1189 yes they do, sometimes the elevator actually breaks, and i don't mean when the escalator stops working, i mean when it actually falls apart
I think Bigfoot is blurry, that’s the problem. It’s not the photographer’s fault. Bigfoot is blurry, and that’s extra scary to me. There’s a large, out-of-focus monster roaming the countryside. Run, he’s fuzzy, get out of here.” - Mitch Hedberg
The original Hedberg quote is: "I like baked potatoes. I don't have a microwave oven, and it takes forever to bake a potato in a conventional oven. Sometimes I'll just throw one in there, even if I don't want one, because by the time it's done, who knows?"
This reminds me of his other joke (my favorite): “I like cinnamon rolls, but I don't always have time to make a pan. That's why I wish they would sell cinnamon roll incense. After all I'd rather light a stick and have my roommate wake up with false hopes.”
The earth in the Carboniferous Period looking like Yoshi eating a chicken nugget was just secret foreshadowing to the Dinosaurs and how they would go extinct and eventually evolve into birds to continue their legacy only to be turned into a light snack for people.
Just like how one of the pyramids being close to coordinates corresponding to the speed of light measured in meters was done thousands of years before meters or a coordinate system were ever invented?
I used to listen to his stuff and other comedians like Nate Bargatze and Brian Regan stuff on some of the Sirius XM comedy channels. Good stuff. RIP Mitch! John Pinette was another funny dude,may he RIP as well.
my science teacher is teaching us about plate motion. and learning about pangea and what the supercontinent looked like millions of years ago really amazed me.
@Raxdflipnote has warned us about the "MARIAH CAREY ENTITY" waking up this soon christmas just like the previous gaurd @Frosted_Derp . Be wary of going to antartica during this period as you may experience hallucinations and other phychological symptoms. Just dont go there please and may god bless us
Airlines welcoming you when you land: “Alright, we have just landed in Ancient Yoshi Nugget Land. If you’re visiting, enjoy your stay, and if you’re returning, welcome home.”
@@cam5816 He OD'd at the height of his career. His thing was observational humor and wordplay with absurdism. What if a hippopotamus is just a really cool optamus? I used to lay in my twin bed and wonder where my brother was I used to play loud music and my neibour's would knock on the wall to tell me to turn it down but I like to mess with them so I would yell out "Go around"
Yo!!! Mitch being recognized and mentioned in a sauce video was not something I ever expected. I’m from MN and love his standup! “If fish could talk the ocean would be loud as sh*t!”
@@unknowncarp Florida US here, "educated" in the 90s and it was always Never Eat Shredded Wheat! Side note: Sunday school was Never Ever Smoke Weed. We see how that went lmao
@@wtfdidijustwatch1017 that's not what i mean lol... i was referring to how i subconsciously expected to hear what i was used to, and used that phrase as an exaggeration
This only is the case for the maps that have the Atlantic in the center. The pacific perspective maps (used by most of asia) would need different points.
This definitely gave me a smile and I think Mitch would love it. Man, that guy was so funny and I hadnt thought about him in forever. I feel a mixture of joy, and eternal sadness that he wasn't around to see the amount of people he reached.
no, this is his normal state, he gains extra superpowers on drugs. scientists have actually studied this phenomenon before. i dont remember exactly what it was called but they have a huge prevention system to keep him away from drugs. he's already dangerous enough on his own, more powers is just a national threat. ive heard they have a warrant to sesrch anyone close to vsauce at any point if theyre in any way suspicious. not 100% sure if its true but all rumors start somewhere.
I love just remembering what your channel was a long time ago and how thoroughly unhinged it is now, it was a Flawless transition like the evolution is literally perfect
He has subtitles enabled on his video, you’re the one who’s putting them in English. When activating subtitles you can chose “off”, “English” or “automatically generated” wich generates the subtitles in the language you choose Ele tem legendas ativadas em seu vídeo, mas é você quem as está colocando em inglês. Ao ativar as legendas, você pode escolher "off" (desativado), "English" (inglês) ou "automatically generated" (gerado automaticamente), que gera as legendas no idioma que você escolher
good video anyways here’s a pancake recipe! batter: For each cup of flour: 1 medium or large egg 1 tsp baking powder (you can go for 2 or 3 if you want lighter pancakes) a pinch of salt 2 tbl neutral oil or butter 2 tbl sugar or maple syrup about 3/4 cup of milk Options to add to the batter (not all at once): 1/2 tsp vanilla extract small blueberries finely diced strawberries tiny chocolate chips multi-colored sprinkles 1 tbl cocoa powder In a bowl combine flour, salt, and baking powder with a whisk or two forks. Place the egg, oil, and sugar in a measuring cup and add milk to make the same volume as the flour and combine with a whisk. Add the milk mixture to dry ingredients, mix together gently (you don’t want to over mix and build up gluten strings - the pancakes will be tough). Increase the heat on the griddle to medium and grease with butter or spray shortening. Spoon batter onto the griddle to make pancakes the size you want. Bake until the bubbles near the center stop filling in when they break, then flip them and bake on the other side until golden. (If the first side of the first batch is browning too fast, lower the heat.) The whole process from opening the bag of flour to serving the first batch should take maybe 8 minutes.
What is the first website called
www.biointeractive.org/classroom-resources/earthviewer
@@Vsauce coolzies
@@VsauceYay more Yoshi!!!
bro, not Vsauce pinning your comment and just ignoring it 😭
@@Vsauce There goes the next 20 minutes of my life due to me going into an intense hyperfixation
"My fake plants died because I forgot to pretend to water them"
-Mitch Hedberg
a tragic historical event to be sure...
Fake news
Don’t translate...😠
भवतः हृदयस्य धड़कनं कतिपयेषु घण्टेषु स्थगयिष्यति, अस्य शापस्य मुक्तिं प्राप्तुं एकमात्रं मार्गं मम चैनलस्य सदस्यतां कुर्वन्तु….. .！！！！
I can't hear his jokes not in his voice. 😂
@@𰻞𰻞𰻞𰻞𰻞𰻞𰻞𰻞 stop begging for subscribers 🙄
Our visits to Google Maps every time you post 📈
GOOGLE?!
OMG ITS 10^100
lol
Yo can i get a reply
How does google have only 4 replies and 41 likes?
"I like an escalator, because an escalator can't break down, it can only become stairs."
- Mitch Hedberg
Sorry for the convenience
escalators can break down
@@scoopidyschloopwoooosh
@@scoopidyschloop no
@@qiuyingli1189 yes they do, sometimes the elevator actually breaks, and i don't mean when the escalator stops working, i mean when it actually falls apart
Being recognized by VSauce is possibly the greatest human accomplishment. Good job Mitch
😭
Mitch Hedberg was a prominent comedian before he killed himself in 2005
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Yo. He got recognition by millions 30 years ago. Don't disrespect.
Mitch is a legend. RIP to him.
Vsauce is so often called my husband
By me, when I’m alone by myself. At night.
Same
😭
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@@hariettemarionette how old are you? 😭
Don't breathe healthy air please@@DontReadMyPicture477
That's the sweetest thing we could do for Mitch. I'm actually really glad to know these points are real. I remember that joke to this day.
Of course they are real, they're on the map
Why wouldn’t they be real?? Think before you type please, it will be less stressful for everyone…
@@eamonnclay2673 touch grass if you're stressing about it
@@eamonnclay2673Think before you type a paragraph response. It will be less stressful for everyone.
Those places should definitely be called the Hedberg Points. RIP Mitch
Always loved that joke. He was such a gem.
Dogs are forever in the pushup position.
Rice is great for when you're hungry enough to eat a million of something.
Totally agree. Thank you for the comment❤
We should crowdfund two statues of giant pins and put them there.
I used to love vsauce vids. I still do, but i used to as well ❤
*used to too
😂
Don’t translate!
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Okay, I won’t.
I came here to say this.
I think Bigfoot is blurry, that’s the problem. It’s not the photographer’s fault. Bigfoot is blurry, and that’s extra scary to me. There’s a large, out-of-focus monster roaming the countryside. Run, he’s fuzzy, get out of here.”
- Mitch Hedberg
Lmao 😭 these are peak
bros name is mitch too
This is the real Mitch trust
"I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to too."
- Mitch Hedberg
"Severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer"-Mitch
I’m wearing a vest. If I had my arms cut off, it would be a jacket.
I never said this shi*
- Mitch
@@jackehryhe did tho
"Rice is good when you want 2000 of something"
"Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something."
- Mitch Hedberg
I LITERALLY quoted this (tonight) to my now old enough to laugh at it son!
so true
rice is just a bulk filler. Sure it fills the stomach but its nutrition is very low.
THAT WAS HIM!? I've remembered that bit for years and never remembered who it was
"I dont play tennis because no matter how good i am ill never be as good as a wall. Those mother fuckers are relentless."
mood
The original Hedberg quote is:
"I like baked potatoes. I don't have a microwave oven, and it takes forever to bake a potato in a conventional oven. Sometimes I'll just throw one in there, even if I don't want one, because by the time it's done, who knows?"
I was wondering if anyone caught that. GTAV wasn't even made by the time he passed.
Bro that looks like a t-Rex eating the asteroid 😭🤚
He used to do drugs. He did then, but he used to, too.
Do you want a frozen banana?
This reminds me of his other joke (my favorite):
“I like cinnamon rolls, but I don't always have time to make a pan. That's why I wish they would sell cinnamon roll incense. After all I'd rather light a stick and have my roommate wake up with false hopes.”
Hedberg Points, I love it! Respect to Mitch. Thanks for that, Michael
The earth in the Carboniferous Period looking like Yoshi eating a chicken nugget was just secret foreshadowing to the Dinosaurs and how they would go extinct and eventually evolve into birds to continue their legacy only to be turned into a light snack for people.
Dang then what's the current configuration of earth's landmasses foreshadow?
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@@PuduVoodooNothing. It was a time limited easter egg. Like a fortnite event, it came and went
Just like how one of the pyramids being close to coordinates corresponding to the speed of light measured in meters was done thousands of years before meters or a coordinate system were ever invented?
Wow... a Hedberg reference... legend has it that he once remixed a remix and it went back to normal. RIP Mitch!
Only lived to 37!
@@rngalston I was laughing now I'm sad 😪
@@rngalston r/unexpectedfactorial (ik this is serious but i had to do it)
“me, to myself when im alone”
real asf
I live in Colorado, and I will now exclusively be referring to it as , "Ancient Yoshi Nugget Land"
Same
I'll abbreviate it to AYNL....oh
I agree, there is no other acceptable name.
Ditto New Mexico
or AYNL for short
Thanks. Now I have to watch old Mitch Hedberg clips for the rest of the day.
I used to love his stuff. I still do. But I used to too
I used to listen to his stuff and other comedians like Nate Bargatze and Brian Regan stuff on some of the Sirius XM comedy channels. Good stuff. RIP Mitch! John Pinette was another funny dude,may he RIP as well.
did you also used to do drugs?
Such an underrated comment. Directly referencing his stuff AND getting your point across. Bravo
Better than smokin fake pot with , Peter Frampton? or smoking real pot with the dude who looks like Peter Frampton?
my science teacher is teaching us about plate motion. and learning about pangea and what the supercontinent looked like millions of years ago really amazed me.
“A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer.”
-Mitch Hedberg
🤣🤣🤣
Dude!!! What a freakin amazing tribute to Mitch Hedberg!!!
@Raxdflipnote has warned us about the "MARIAH CAREY ENTITY" waking up this soon christmas just like the previous gaurd @Frosted_Derp . Be wary of going to antartica during this period as you may experience hallucinations and other phychological symptoms. Just dont go there please and may god bless us
Airlines welcoming you when you land: “Alright, we have just landed in Ancient Yoshi Nugget Land. If you’re visiting, enjoy your stay, and if you’re returning, welcome home.”
Brovo on the Mitch Hedberg call back. No surprise someone as brilliantly off the wall as you wouls appreciate his genius, bravo Mr. Sauce, bravo.
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mr sauce 😭😭
@@memena420That's his name. V. Sauce
Don’t translate...😠
भवतः हृदयस्य धड़कनं कतिपयेषु घण्टेषु स्थगयिष्यति, अस्य शापस्य मुक्तिं प्राप्तुं एकमात्रं मार्गं मम चैनलस्य सदस्यतां कुर्वन्तु….. .md
Ugh Mitch is so underrated. Bro was a true original.
One of the greats.
What’s the deal with him? What happened exactly?
@@cam5816Dead. Drugs.
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He was alive, now.
He was alive then, too.
@@cam5816 He OD'd at the height of his career. His thing was observational humor and wordplay with absurdism.
What if a hippopotamus is just a really cool optamus?
I used to lay in my twin bed and wonder where my brother was
I used to play loud music and my neibour's would knock on the wall to tell me to turn it down but I like to mess with them so I would yell out "Go around"
@ Woah 😨
“Ancient Yoshi Nugget Land”
“AYNL”
I’m surprised nobody else noticed this
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Yo!!! Mitch being recognized and mentioned in a sauce video was not something I ever expected. I’m from MN and love his standup!
“If fish could talk the ocean would be loud as sh*t!”
May he rest in peace ❤
I love that you did a Mitch tribute! Thank you for this, sir!
Technically, any point on the planet is a spot where no one is permanently living to your north east, south, and west, because no one lives forever.
Or do they?
Loll it took me a minute to realise you were doing the NESW thing, because in Australia we do Never Eat Soggy Weetbix!
it felt so normal to me until waffles, my brain was expecting weet-bix. took me a minute to realise not everyone is aussie lol
Ooo we did 'Never Eat Shredded Wheat' in my school (uk)
@@unknowncarp Florida US here, "educated" in the 90s and it was always Never Eat Shredded Wheat! Side note: Sunday school was Never Ever Smoke Weed. We see how that went lmao
@@Konomi_io He’s literally American with an American accent
@@wtfdidijustwatch1017 that's not what i mean lol... i was referring to how i subconsciously expected to hear what i was used to, and used that phrase as an exaggeration
"Wait, it's ALL Yoshi's Island?"
👨🏼🚀🔫👨🏻🚀
"Always has been..."
Hazbin
Holy shit yoshi eating a chicken nugget
always has been
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This only is the case for the maps that have the Atlantic in the center. The pacific perspective maps (used by most of asia) would need different points.
Unexpectedly thoughtful video. Thank you. (RIP, Mitch)
The Vsauce x Mitch Hedberg collab is something I never considered, but now cannot imagine going through life without.
Glad to see that someone else also calls New Mexico and Colorado ancient yoshi land. Thought I was the only one :)
I bet you and Mitch would have had some wild conversations. What a legend that guy was. What a legend you are.
This definitely gave me a smile and I think Mitch would love it. Man, that guy was so funny and I hadnt thought about him in forever. I feel a mixture of joy, and eternal sadness that he wasn't around to see the amount of people he reached.
I'm a citizen of Ancient Yoshi Nugget Island and PROUD
SAME
Name those poinrs after Mitch!
Oh no... I've gone and made a typo... 😮
You can edit comments.
@Ninterd2 Alea iacta est
I am honored to live in ancient yoshi nugget land
Yo también!
I like escalators cuz they can never break, they can only *become stairs.* -Mitch H.
this is one of the more adorable videos sauce has made. i like mitch’s joke and your calculations of hedberg points
Mitch Hedberg references are amazing.
They used to be, and they still are, too.
As someone from one of those 2 states, I am proud to be known as a citizen of Ancient Yoshi Nugget Land
You’re not alone Michael I’m right behind you
dawg he knows where you live and has the power of the sun I wouldn’t say that
He's 3 steps ahead. Always.
I wonder what crazy shit vsauce comes up with when he is high
@@VygoOG he is
I wondered that too... Then he uploaded this
no, this is his normal state, he gains extra superpowers on drugs. scientists have actually studied this phenomenon before. i dont remember exactly what it was called but they have a huge prevention system to keep him away from drugs. he's already dangerous enough on his own, more powers is just a national threat. ive heard they have a warrant to sesrch anyone close to vsauce at any point if theyre in any way suspicious. not 100% sure if its true but all rumors start somewhere.
Holy banger of a vid🔥
Michael Steven's intelligence knows no bounds.
in his defense though, you can’t know everything
in the negative axis
Vsauce is the only person I would genuinely believe if he told me that there really was a place called “Ancient Yoshi Nugget Land”.
I'm here for the Mitch Hedberg x Map content. 🎉
RIP Mitch. Thanks for bringing his comedy back!
It warms my heart every time I see Mitch Hedberg get some loving recognition
Proud to be born in Ancient Yoshi Nugget Land!
Is there going to be more full-length videos
i rreeeeally need more of those 😭
Seems unlikely
i dunno
I second this
I’m glad he’s doing his own thing, he shouldn’t feel obligated to make content for strangers online. I just hope he’s happy with whatever he’s doing.
Favorite RUclipsr of all time
every time im feeling down
this guy cheers me up when no one else wants to
ive learned more from this one vsauce short then my history teacher has taught in the last 4 months
No you haven't
the more i look at it the more it looks like yoshi eating a nugget
Looks like a trollface whose skull caved in
I live in ancient Yoshi nugget land???? this is the greatest news of my life
Introverts dream right there, no one in any direction
Ancient Yoshi Nugget Land got me so good
Ancient yoshi nugget land? Sounds mysterious
Something about Ancient Yoshi Nugget Land's acronym of AYNL is off to me....
*The effort you put into your content really pays off.*
Bot
I love just remembering what your channel was a long time ago and how thoroughly unhinged it is now, it was a Flawless transition like the evolution is literally perfect
Bro got Sunnyv2'd
He didn't even stop uploading 😭
Yall say that as if anyone who doesn't watch him knows who that is
Please, can you put subtitles? I am brazilian and i dont understand english so good, but i can read and umderstood by the subtitles.
He has subtitles enabled on his video, you’re the one who’s putting them in English. When activating subtitles you can chose “off”, “English” or “automatically generated” wich generates the subtitles in the language you choose
Ele tem legendas ativadas em seu vídeo, mas é você quem as está colocando em inglês. Ao ativar as legendas, você pode escolher "off" (desativado), "English" (inglês) ou "automatically generated" (gerado automaticamente), que gera as legendas no idioma que você escolher
Eita poha just learn englich
@@Ratoons_wasTaken Thank you do much.
Every point is where no one north, east, south, or west will be permanently living there
i've literally used that first website in my history class, what
Vsauce is the guy to tell me random things that i would never would know in my whole life of existence
PLEASE MAKE LONG FORM VIDEOS THERE BETTER
I wish i could visit vsauce, shame hes not real
Your a special man, Michael
This is my favorite video of yours, absolute quality.
love these but please make some long form again😢
DAWG I JUST HAD AN ASSIGNMENT IN BIOLOGY WHERE I HAD THIS EXACT WEBSITE, WHAT A COINCIDENCE
Thanks for showing me this app, perfect for an early Saturday morning
It looked like a T-rex eating a small meteor
Please make more long form videos
I think I’ve actually travelled to ancient yoshi nugget island before
Never eat soggy waffles alone point😭
good video anyways here’s a pancake recipe!
batter:
For each cup of flour:
1 medium or large egg
1 tsp baking powder (you can go for 2 or 3 if you want lighter pancakes)
a pinch of salt
2 tbl neutral oil or butter
2 tbl sugar or maple syrup
about 3/4 cup of milk
Options to add to the batter (not all at once):
1/2 tsp vanilla extract
small blueberries
finely diced strawberries
tiny chocolate chips
multi-colored sprinkles
1 tbl cocoa powder
In a bowl combine flour, salt, and baking powder with a whisk or two forks. Place the egg, oil, and sugar in a measuring cup and add milk to make the same volume as the flour and combine with a whisk. Add the milk mixture to dry ingredients, mix together gently (you don’t want to over mix and build up gluten strings - the pancakes will be tough).
Increase the heat on the griddle to medium and grease with butter or spray shortening.
Spoon batter onto the griddle to make pancakes the size you want.
Bake until the bubbles near the center stop filling in when they break, then flip them and bake on the other side until golden. (If the first side of the first batch is browning too fast, lower the heat.)
The whole process from opening the bag of flour to serving the first batch should take maybe 8 minutes.
Naming places after Mitch and his jokes always get my upvote!
Vsause your shorts are great. don't stop!
I didn’t know I live in Ancient Yoshi Nugget Land
Sent this to my geography teacher, thanks!
That point is called "point nemo" according to my extensive research in the field o-
I swear Vsauce slowly starts sounding more like a conspiracy theorist in his shorts.
Ancient Yoshi Nugget Land
💅✨AYNL✨💅
Micheal you posted this right on my birthday
Never eat soggy waffles alone at 3 AM (gone wrong)
(10 Minute Version) (Taylor's Version) (From The Vault) (Why The Fuck Did I Comment This)
I feel like Vsauce is the closest we have to The Doctor.
When will we get full videos again Mr. Sauce?
The Hedberg pins actually make so much sense, we should name those
0:04 it kinda looks like a guy with an extremely protruding jawline
This is exactly how social media should be, not useless or toxic, but educational while still having entertainment
R.I.P. legend
I think it looks more like a T-Rex eating a lightbulb.
If antman shrank down small enough could he become a black hole