Do you know how much pizza I eat? Even if I told you you wouldn't believe it. A guy opens his door and gets pizza and you think that of me? No. I am the pizza.
Walt is pizza obsessed with pizza as much as Peter Parker in the Spider-Man 2 YTP’s. The pizza episode of Breaking Bad is my favorite Breaking Bad episode of all time.
*The rival pizza ristorante staff has lured Walt under false pretenses to his work place, claiming that there's a malfunction with the oven* *When he arrives, Michael Angelo & Vitto are revealing their true intentions, wanting to eliminate their competition since Walt is purposefully giving them 1 star reviews, disguised as random anonymous people* Michael Angelo: "Thats it Walter...No more half slices...Your 1 star reviews are making my pasta water boil, Im seriously fettucini up with your balony" "Now, contact your pizza cook & make him reveal to us your secret formula for your famous italian nonnas crystal meth balls !* (crispy meat balls) *Calls Jesse to tell him that he has to deliver the pizza himself, since he has a 20 minute lead which will yield a 5 star rating in the customer satisfactory review with both speedy & excellent service* Walt: "You might wanna hold off on trying to spray me with that hose filled with hot carbonara" Michael Angelo: " Sì? Perché? Walt: "Because your boss, Don Guiseppe is going to need me... I know all about your pizza chefs terrible secret...That he was diagnosed with terminal lactose intolerance & no longer can cook for him" "I've also monitored your dispatch radios frequency & so tonight we will be taking over all your incoming orders to remove you from our new territory" Michael Angelo: "Cazzate, You're lying" Walt: 6353 Juan Tabo Apartment 6 Yeah........ *The rival pizza gang looks concerned at each other as Michael tells Vitto to hurry back to the restaurant to deliver their own pizza asap* lol XD
Chuck: "Are you going to tell me a pizza just happens to fall like that?" "NO...He orchestrated it...Walter..." "HE DECORATED HIS HOUSE ROOF WITH A PIZZA" "And I saved him when I shouldn't have" "I took him into my own Pizzeria" "WHAT WAS I THINKING?" "A drug king pin I can handle just fine, but Dippin' Sticks Walter with a pizza addiction is like a Chimpanse running a italian restorante" "In other words he would ruin a business by eating away all the profits" "He'll never stop craving pizza" "HE'LL NEVER CHANGE" "Ever since he was 9...just couldn't keep out of the kitchen at his parents italian restaurant" "Eating away all the dipping sticks...STEALING THEM BLIND..." "But not our Walter...COULDN'T BE PRECIOUS WALTER" "And he gets to make he crispiest pizza (98% crispiness on the captain crunch scale) in all of America?" "WHAT A SICK JOKE" "I should have infected him with lactose intolerance when I had the chance..." "And you...YOU...have to stop him by spiking his milk with laxatives so his boss will have a reason for terminating him if he ever found out about his condition" lol
I also love the way in which jimmy says "what" afterwards as if he too can see chucks face on jesses body yelling at him about shitting through a sunroof
9:03 Walter insulting Gus to his face, threatening to kill him and then demanding 80 million dollars because Gus stole a pizza are the most out of character things the pair of them could've done and I absolutely love it
My personal favorites: 0:15 Walt begging for his life to eat a piece of pizza with Skyler 0:48 Walt kicking the door in so hard that a nursing home partially exploded 1:27 - 1:50 The pizza guy complaining about Walts slow delivery + the crash & his intense screaming 2:48 Gus advertising for a Nike commercial lol 3:52 White - Power & Hal Hitler Bitch 6:01 Jesse & Walt running into each others arms like Father & Son + the music, perfect 7:46 Scrooge Mc Duck 10:41 Walt shooting a porn with Jesse & being surprised about it taking off once he drunkenly uploaded it online 10:55 Walt contemplating about his life, how all of those tragic events stem from him bringing home Pizza 11:48 Walt having tried some meth & subsequently traumatizing Jesse about how he just tasted this new invention called Pizza for the first time.
@@mrmakrin21 Yes...That too is comedy peak. Granted, at the time I haven't really been indoctrinated into the holy doctrine of the sunroof chapel. But after I've converted to Chicanery, I know too love the timeline of B.C.S/ Before our Methiah, Jesus Christal even more. Every Sun'roof'day, I am thankful for being a born again man of our religion, Chicanery. Bless you lol
The idea of Walt furiously assaulting and screaming at Jesse to interrogate him about the location of a pizza is one of the funniest things I've ever seen lmao
Walt lives such a tragic life. He speeds halfway across the city to deliver pizza, only to get fired for the same thing he set out to do. Poetic injustice 😂😂😂
The "Dimple Pinch Neat" segment was hilarious but well crafted. Everything that happened to Walt and his pizza over the course of his life finally came to the forefront of his mind.
Walter reliving all his traumatic experiences at 10:47, especially when Heisenburger Jr. denied Walt's attempt to get closer to his son with dipping sticks, was so emotional that I cried. Truly one of the moments of all time. Vravo, Bince!
it warms my heart to know that there exists an alternate universe somewhere where breakign bad is just a show about walt delivering pizzas instead of making meth
I like how Saul of all characters is reacting completely logically to what's happening Also that flashback sequence near the end was genuinely kinda emotional to me with the extended theme and all This was great
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Do you know how much pizza I eat? Even if I told you you wouldn't believe it. A guy opens his door and gets pizza and you think that of me? No. I am the pizza.
*Slam!*
We're done when I say we're done.
Fish from spongebob be like LOOK BUDDY I TOLD YOUR LITTLE FRIEND I AINT PAYIN' FOR THAT!
*_I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS_*
“If I stop ordering pizza a company, large enough to show up on the NASDAQ, goes belly up
"A man provides pizza and he does it even when pizza isn't appreciated."
Words to live by.
If the world lives by these words we'd be a better society.
"Big talk you're a pizza"
Underated comment.
Just sayin.
Walt pounding on the door muttering “pizza” is my favorite part
After more views it’s the slow motion C H I C A N E R Y as Jesse punches Saul
On god
"Yeah! He's still here!" Walt Jr said frightened.
Walt is pizza obsessed with pizza as much as Peter Parker in the Spider-Man 2 YTP’s. The pizza episode of Breaking Bad is my favorite Breaking Bad episode of all time.
ha
The "I'm making dinner" and "pizza" while they were fighting had me rolling
I brought Dippin sticks:)
It had them rolling too
Skylar where is the pizza
@@surferbri5346
“I gave it to Ted”
"Oh hey!" *wearing fake glasses and mustache*
Imagining Walter getting really stressed and risking his life over a pizza delivery job is just really funny to me.
This is your last chance
Last Chance For What
@@okjeffy6581 GOOOOO
@@okjeffy6581 🍕
“Jesse, we need to cook pizza Jesse."
The way Skyler calmly says "I'm making dinner" before slicing Walt's hand with a knife had me dying
*P i Z z A*
@@tylerchambers6246 10x
Dinner out of his hand
@@erneststyczen7071 this smells like band-aids
Can't believe she would deny the delicious Heisenberg Pizza!
Literally kicks the door down with the force of a bomb.
"I have dipping sticks"
Seinfeld theme plays
10/10 and still got 10 minutes left in the video
I started to cry I was laughing so hard no word of a lie
Oh I thought he said “I got the B Sticks” as In breadsticks with the pizza
Bro it’s the smile that gets me😅
the moment walter white became Heisenfeld
@@doughboywhine 😭😭
No more half-slices, Walter
The moral of the story is: I ordered a medium sized pizza… when I should’ve ordered a large
@@joetheinfant8891 I'll never make that mistake again
*The rival pizza ristorante staff has lured Walt under false pretenses to his work place, claiming that there's a malfunction with the oven*
*When he arrives, Michael Angelo & Vitto are revealing their true intentions, wanting to eliminate their competition since Walt is purposefully giving them 1 star reviews, disguised as random anonymous people*
Michael Angelo: "Thats it Walter...No more half slices...Your 1 star reviews are making my pasta water boil, Im seriously fettucini up with your balony"
"Now, contact your pizza cook & make him reveal to us your secret formula for your famous italian nonnas crystal meth balls !*
(crispy meat balls)
*Calls Jesse to tell him that he has to deliver the pizza himself, since he has a 20 minute lead which will yield a 5 star rating in the customer satisfactory review with both speedy & excellent service*
Walt: "You might wanna hold off on trying to spray me with that hose filled with hot carbonara"
Michael Angelo: " Sì? Perché?
Walt: "Because your boss, Don Guiseppe is going to need me...
I know all about your pizza chefs terrible secret...That he was diagnosed with terminal lactose intolerance & no longer can cook for him"
"I've also monitored your dispatch radios frequency & so tonight we will be taking over all your incoming orders to remove you from our new territory"
Michael Angelo: "Cazzate, You're lying"
Walt: 6353 Juan Tabo Apartment 6
Yeah........
*The rival pizza gang looks concerned at each other as Michael tells Vitto to hurry back to the restaurant to deliver their own pizza asap*
lol XD
The moral of the story is, I ordered thin crust, when I should of went all the way.
Breaking pizza
Dinner bad
Walter said pizza one time in the entire show and this guy made a 12 minute ytp around it lmao
Twice
It's 3 times right? Twice in the "I brought pizza" scene and once in the flashback in Ozymandiaz
@@Xpwnxageand in the scene where he’s watching Scarface
Dinner
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Walt brings wanda pizza
The door kick was genius.
"What did I do??"
"You defecated through a sunroof"
This is the exact moment Chuck finishes his therapy.
CHICANERY
Chuck: "Are you going to tell me a pizza just happens to fall like that?"
"NO...He orchestrated it...Walter..."
"HE DECORATED HIS HOUSE ROOF WITH A PIZZA"
"And I saved him when I shouldn't have"
"I took him into my own Pizzeria"
"WHAT WAS I THINKING?"
"A drug king pin I can handle just fine, but Dippin' Sticks Walter with a pizza addiction is like a Chimpanse running a italian restorante"
"In other words he would ruin a business by eating away all the profits"
"He'll never stop craving pizza"
"HE'LL NEVER CHANGE"
"Ever since he was 9...just couldn't keep out of the kitchen at his parents italian restaurant"
"Eating away all the dipping sticks...STEALING THEM BLIND..."
"But not our Walter...COULDN'T BE PRECIOUS WALTER"
"And he gets to make he crispiest pizza (98% crispiness on the captain crunch scale) in all of America?"
"WHAT A SICK JOKE"
"I should have infected him with lactose intolerance when I had the chance..."
"And you...YOU...have to stop him by spiking his milk with laxatives so his boss will have a reason for terminating him if he ever found out about his condition"
lol
@@SquidwardLSDSquirtingOctopussy we're done, when I say we're done.
@@SquidwardLSDSquirtingOctopussy this reply deserves recognition
Best moment had me on the floor 😂😂😂😂
4:52 Chuck’s hatred for Jimmy is so strong, he literally possessed Jesse to remind him that he defecated through a sunroof. Bravo Vince!
I also love the way in which jimmy says "what" afterwards as if he too can see chucks face on jesses body yelling at him about shitting through a sunroof
C H I C A N E R Y
"How much?"
"Six dollars."
"Each?"
"...No."
THERE IS NO YOUR HALF OF THE MONEY
HAAAAAW
“I got dipping sticks”
Skyler: *instantly forgives walt*
"Skyler is a deer" cuts to her face on a deer with BB theme playing i can't
That made me laugh. For some reason I expected her to run into the room.
would love to see how that misunderstanding got him in that situation
9:03 Walter insulting Gus to his face, threatening to kill him and then demanding 80 million dollars because Gus stole a pizza are the most out of character things the pair of them could've done and I absolutely love it
I'm your boss. YOU'RE FIRED!
You are a PATHETIC JUNKIE!
8:43 When he almost reached to the sink But he goes to Jesse again just to ask "Why are you Blue?" had me dead 💀
The way he keeps violently shaking Jesse made me cry
Jessy Jessy JESSY! Stressfully. Hilarious 😂
JESSE!!!
Jesse is a heavy sleeper
7:03 The fact that he screamed before the explosion is simply hilarious
And during.
7:17
“I need a pizza.”
“”HAAAWWWWWWWW””
*“Yes thank you”*
The funniest part😂😂
Gus was saying: "HOOOOLDDD!!-" or at least that was the intention in the video
the timing was perfect on this
😂
You put so much effort in to make strangers laugh until their belly hurts. Kudos to you, sir!
The Gus death scream sends me everytime 💀
It should be of a wilhelm scream status
HAAAAHH
HOOOUUUH
"The rice poisoned the rice and all for that asshole The Rock!"
How does this not have more views??
This is the funniest and most underrated YTP I've ever watched, my roommate and I were laughing the entire time
I‘ve got a serious question: How high?
@@foriaduero1850 I was completely sober when I watched it surprisingly
I feel like it's 2012 again
outstanding work
Well said👏
man what a rare gem its a miracle nowadays to find a vid so funny that u dont wanna watch it anymore cause it hurts
My personal favorites:
0:15 Walt begging for his life to eat a piece of pizza with Skyler
0:48 Walt kicking the door in so hard that a nursing home partially exploded
1:27 - 1:50 The pizza guy complaining about Walts slow delivery + the crash & his intense screaming
2:48 Gus advertising for a Nike commercial lol
3:52 White - Power & Hal Hitler Bitch
6:01 Jesse & Walt running into each others arms like Father & Son + the music, perfect
7:46 Scrooge Mc Duck
10:41 Walt shooting a porn with Jesse & being surprised about it taking off once he drunkenly uploaded it online
10:55 Walt contemplating about his life, how all of those tragic events stem from him bringing home Pizza
11:48 Walt having tried some meth & subsequently traumatizing Jesse about how he just tasted this new invention called Pizza for the first time.
4:51 had me rolling
“ What happened; what did I do?? “
“ You *DEFACATED THROUGH A SUNROOF* ”
@@mrmakrin21
Yes...That too is comedy peak.
Granted, at the time I haven't really been indoctrinated into the holy doctrine of the sunroof chapel.
But after I've converted to Chicanery, I know too love the timeline of B.C.S/ Before our Methiah, Jesus Christal even more.
Every Sun'roof'day, I am thankful for being a born again man of our religion, Chicanery.
Bless you
lol
MR AZIZ
The entire bit with Saul, Jesse and Huell had me absolutely rolling on the floor 😂😂
Same.
Bro traumatised Saul when he turned into chuck
Even in a ytp the ending of Granite State still gives me goosebumps lol
$5...
🍕
Piz
Gibe pizza
This is a masterpiece keep going my guy!
Tight, tight, tight, yeah!
8:17 and onwards didn't let me breath lol
JJEESSSSSSSEEEEE
the super loud one killed me
WHERE WHERE WH WHW
From 8:18 to 8:48, I haven't laughed this hard in a long time. Literally crying, falling out of my chair, laughing till it hurt. So fucking funny 🤣🤣🤣
If only he said breakfast instead of pizza, he'd have a loving son at the least
Walter White and Papa John should team up and start a pizza empire.
Breaking Bad and Spider-Man memes, what a wonderful combination! 😂
Give me another chance
@@seneca4134 This is your last chance
@@Dominator6281 Goooooo
I’m showing this to all my friends they need to see this. Him banging on the doors and just calmly saying “pizza” is perfection.
8:16 this whole part
I'm dying man
You have to pay now💰😂🤣😂🤣😂
His brain went from fried to scrambled.
@@tjenadonn6158 rofl 😂
This part made me laugh till it hurt 🤣. I don't think any scene in a ytp has made me laugh that hard.
@@Technatura83 😂🤣😂🤣😂
I don't even know why, but Waltuh's *HUHWOOW* always gets me.
same here as well as him saying PLEEeeEEASEe
7:33 Huell going Mm-mm like "No" killed me
When Walter white said “It’s Pizza Time! And I AM the Pizza!” Sent chills down my spine. Truly one of the greatest cinematic films of all time 😭👏👏👏👏
The idea of Walt furiously assaulting and screaming at Jesse to interrogate him about the location of a pizza is one of the funniest things I've ever seen lmao
8:17 There are not enough words in the universe to describe the sheer magnitude of a laughing fit I had from this scene.
"Why are you blue"
4:07 “This is getting out of hand. Now there are two of them!”
Is that legal ??
@@julianm.b6397
i will make it legal
10:00 Junior: "Why don't you just focking fock Hank?"
Walt actually did in the "Talking Pillow" video.
Love the continuity of this meme series. lol
2:09 , *Plane fucking explodes*
Walt: “ HA, *W O W* “.
This had me dead when I watched it at 1:26 AM.
This is one of the funniest YTPs I ever watched. This made my day. Thanks!
I literally ate pizza while watching this
It was glorious
Pizza
I'm making dinner
This videos making me crave some gourmet pizza (and dipping sticks)
@@alexanderm3504 I got dipping sticks :^)
11:35 Walt shattered both of my eardrums
"I will eat your pizza."
**Screams of terror**
Could of used the "there is no half of the pizza! There's only my all of it!"
Gus getting snipered lmao. Imagine that really happened.
Do. It. :)
I love that part XD
0:37 This is the exact moment Walt becomes the one who knocks. Truly terrific foreshadowing. Bravo Vince!
pizza
0:36 Idk why but this cracked me up 🤣
"He's still here"
@@Mr.Mister80 “pizza!”
@@osorio78*BOOM*
4:54 ChicANERYYYY???
I need an endless loop of Jesse crawling 2:32.
haven't seen a ytp this good in a very long time
jesse: I just need my half of the pizza and I will go
walt: your HALF? THERE IS NO 'YOUR HALF' OF THE PIZZA THERE IS ONLY MY ALL OF IT
the pizza delivery crash had me dying of laughter
This is a genuinely terrific ytp. Haven't laughed so hard in ages
When Skyler first says "I'm making dinner" and Walt replies "brought Pizza" with that smile on his face has me howling!!!
😂😂😂
I have absent mindedly listened to this almost 10 times now whilst working. Pizza. I'm making dinner. Pizza pizza pizaa what a masterpiece
Walt lives such a tragic life. He speeds halfway across the city to deliver pizza, only to get fired for the same thing he set out to do. Poetic injustice 😂😂😂
5:15 i love the pulp fiction quote being added in and then come s BFG Division
2:24 When you fail a quick time event in a game.
1:13 the fact that he wears 2 pair of glasses is even more hilarious lol
Bro said 🥸
8:29
JESSSSEEEEEEE
Bro woke up the whole fucking world💀💀💀
Gus Fring yelling 24/7 is priceless!!!🤣
Please make more, these are the best of the best.
I got dipping sticks
Subtitles: [applause]
whole time i thought he said "i got the B sticks" like some kinda pizzeria brand bread
Holy shit, this is one of the most funniest YTPs I've seen in a while. Didn't expect to watch it from start to finish, but it was worth the watch.
1:01 Breaking Bad is a prequel to Malcolm In The Middle %100 confirmed.
Never thought of it that way
That's Seinfeld
Bryan Cranston was in Seinfeld, so you're half right.
6:40 is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen😂😂
The "Dimple Pinch Neat" segment was hilarious but well crafted. Everything that happened to Walt and his pizza over the course of his life finally came to the forefront of his mind.
Can’t believe Ted made Huell sad, that heartless bastard
Also Jesse shot him which isn’t very cool
4:42 Huell wasn't fueled
yo that’s Scrooge Mc duck what are you talking about 😞😞
the single best YTP made
The whole sniper segment has had my chest sore for days from laughing so hard. I’ve never been so glad to be in pain!
0:17 his desperate please, tho💀
8:49
Should said
“I’m making dinner”
-Skyler
1:31 EDP on his way to get that cupcake💀💀
I haven't laughed this hard in a while, excited to see more.
“THE RICE, YOU STOLE MY RICE, YOU POISONED MY RICE. And all for that asshole The Rock!”
- Jesse Pinkman
lmfao i love the “into the pizza verse” reference @ 1:23
Pizza time
I had no idea how much I needed this in my life.
Thank you good sir
Walter reliving all his traumatic experiences at 10:47, especially when Heisenburger Jr. denied Walt's attempt to get closer to his son with dipping sticks, was so emotional that I cried. Truly one of the moments of all time. Vravo, Bince!
6:00 so wholesome
it warms my heart to know that there exists an alternate universe somewhere where breakign bad is just a show about walt delivering pizzas instead of making meth
9:46 *P I Z Z A*
Pizza
I like how Saul of all characters is reacting completely logically to what's happening
Also that flashback sequence near the end was genuinely kinda emotional to me with the extended theme and all
This was great
0:54 those are their stand cries
"PIZZAPIZZAPIZZAPIZZAPIZZA"
"IMMAKINGDINNERIMMAKINGDINNERIMMAKINGDIINNER"
Lmao
And don't forget "SHUT UP!"
i got dipping sticks
0:19
When he says “please” I lost my shit
I can't even put into word how hard I'm laughing right now.
1:09 Me when my friend steals my "Pizza"
10:05 is creative genius
"Pizza"- Waltuh White
Pizzaberg at it's finest.
"I'M THE ONE WHO MAKES PIZZA !"
That’s like calling Heisenberg methberg
This changed my life even more than the actual show did
0:23
This is the moment Walter White became Waddler Sprite
Walt is Big smoke
Walter: Option A. I kill you right here and now.
Gus: What is option b?
Lmao 😂😂😂
option b is
*p I z Z a*
The idea of Walter deliving pizzas to people's houses and if they dont accept he fucking breaks in through the backdoor is cheek tearingly funny
when Walter said "pizza" I felt that man
The “SKYLER! WHERE’S THE pizza” had me in tears 😂😂😂