Star Wars Land: An Excruciatingly In-Depth Prequel
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- Опубликовано: 16 сен 2019
- Walt loved trains.
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Train land - / jennynicholson
Kingdom Hearts Levels Lands - / jennyenicholson
Avatar 3: The Seed Bearer Land - / progamerjenny
Animated Star Wars Land - / spider_jewel
It’s just the current Epcot World Showcase but rebranded as Cars 2 Land because the Cars traveled internationally in Cars 2, this joke would land better if I was confident any of you had really seen Cars 2 - / spiderjewel
Legally Distinct Boy-Wizard Land - / jennynicholsonvids
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Yesterworld’s Conestoga wagon pics (and great article):
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J4K3 footage from Khan Academy “Imagineering in a Box” series:
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Getting whiplash hearing Jenny call this video "really long" when I just happily sat through her star wars hotel video which is six times as long
Lol yep me too
Star Wars: KotOR II OST: Telos Cantina Theme
Same.
Fr
Being seated behind a pillar really changes a person
2019: Disney as always has their sight lines down to a science
2024: The Pole™
How the mighty have fallen
If they'd painted it No See Green like Magic Kingdom, you wouldn't even see the pole and then you'd have perfect sight lines to the stage.
20:54 “Like you can’t see anything when your inside.”
Truer words have never been spoken.
😂😂😂😂 exactly. Imagine spending 6K and a pole is your dinner show view!
@@UD503Joh god I forgot they used a green paint color like they would invisibility paint and then proudly market it like a genius stroke. Like yes people don’t like looking at ugly things, it’s not a “hack”
"$935, that's expensive!" *4 years later spends $6000 to go sit behind a pole*
Star Wars: Revenge of the Pole
@@martins.4240
Somehow, the Winged Hussars arrived.
Walt naming his train after his wife has the same energy as Zeus naming his bastard son Heracles after his wife, Hera so she wouldn’t get mad that he cheated on her.
Underrated comment
He built a MINI train for his daughters! (and himself)
he also gave his wife everything she wanted, including her own entire greenhouse, sidehouse, and outdoor gardening room (that later influenced the haunted mansion iirc!)
He was a good man. He also did some of the coolest things out of anyone else in history I've heard. was best friends with some of the biggest writers, composers, and educators in the world.
@@ZeranZeran Yeah, but Walt wasn't perfect. He thought he genuinely knew better than everybody else, which is what led to the whole employee riot at the animation studio. And then if you really take a good hard look at what EPCOT was originally meant to be...it was a glorified company town with people movers. Company towns are NEVER a good thing.
@@benh3518 Not to mention the union-busting, think if he DID get his version of EPCOT... oof
@@ZeranZeran And also he was wildly racist. Like I don't know why that doesn't matter more than being an artist.
The first order removed all the benches so Rei would have less places to crouch behind.
Underrated comment.
Can Rey at least carry some antibacterial wet wipes to give the kid after she makes them touch garbage cans? Seriously, we're eating lunch after this.
Bre M I imagine there are bathrooms with soap near these places that serve lunch you lazy walnut
Reyza you mean
:)
Rey and kylo see each other all the time when they’re getting groceries but they just look down at their space-phone and pretend they didn’t see each other
Ouch
lmao bitter exes
I think you mean data pads. #brightsuns
Me seeing a coworker at walmart
42:10 I knew it!!!
"So we all knew I was going to go to Star Wars Land and do an appallingly long video on it."
Foreshadowing is a narrative device in which...
hbomberguy fan spotted in the wild. hello fellow traveler
Despite the fact I know she never finished the StarWarlands video for other reasons, I like to believe that it was a long con and this video was always meant to be a prequel to the 4 hour long Starcruiser video. somehow, she knew.
@@art-erofloreGood to know I’ve been searching in vain for the rest of the series 🤣
I hadn’t been aware that she never finished it for ‘other reasons’. Do you happen to remember why that was?
@@art-erofloreI'm also curious
@@Melanie_Dawn @loganrenfrow2544
She basically said in other videos (might've been on her patreon) that she got tired of it, but also because she posted a part 1 she couldn't go back to parts and add things where she wanted to. It sounded like it messed with her usual editing flow. Also, she thought less people would watch a video with "Part 2" in the title.
30:20: This is no longer the most ridiculous amount of cash Jenny has dropped on a hotel for a Disney theme park so she could experience a Star Wars thing.
i liked her mentioning how characters used to just hang out with guests. i was "kidnapped" by the genie when i was two and he pushed my stroller around the park for an hour while my mom followed. the cast member went on to become a close family friend. hi Rodney!
Chip n Dale stole my 2 year old sister out of her stroller in 1998 and my dad chased them through fantasy land, Disney was lawless
Lesser cared about characters still do that sort of thing like Robin Hood. He shanghaied my nephew the other day to watch a parade with. It was adorable.
Peter Pan “cut” in front of us in line trying to meet Princess Aurora and kept trying to photobomb her photos with guests. It was great.
My family remember when Ronald McDonald pretended to steal our 6-month old sister and our 3-year old sister DEMANDED that he bring her back. We still laugh about it to this day.
@@TC-mp7vn I'm betting they'd get sued if they tried that today.
"Removed the benches"
Have none of these designers played Roller Coaster Tycoon? That's asking for disaster.
And the planters! Those things are crucial.
Maybe they did and they are doing out of revenge. Like when I raised the prices of all souvenir shops in Zoo Tycoon because guests were annoying me.
"You want to get those people lollygagging in the park moving again? I see, yes I have a solution. Smithers...release the hounds." - Montgomery Burns, CEO of Disney
"I want off Mr. Bones Wild Ride!
“There sure is a lot of vandalism in this area!”
“I’m tired.”
"this is gonna be a very long youtube video" I just came here from her 4 hour Star Wars Hotel video
Oh past Jenny, you don’t even know
I did too. But am confused. Where's the rest of the video? Or series?
Me too! Just saw the 4 hour starcruiser vid! :)
When I met Rey I had a porg on my shoulder. She asked if the porg could be recruited to the resistance then we discussed how good it would be to have a porg to sneak through vents and around places. It was lovely :)
This is cute but also I love that Rey sees anything move even slightly and is immediately like "WANNA JOIN THE RESISTANCE??? :D" like homegirl wanna help them out so badly I love her
I guess porgs are rich in protein so that’s a plus
@@KRobinson-ko1ne You take that back
"Not to go on a giant tangent"-Jenny, almost eight minutes into a video about Star Wars Land that is mostly about trains.
A traingent, if you will.
@@DtLS That was appalling, I love you
DtLS
I think I will
HER JOKE DID YOU GET IT?
My favorite parts are when Jenny's neurodivergence takes the wheel. That's why I NEED her to make more theme park content you can't beat that level of passion.
I can't believe that JK and Disney butted heads over Trains Rights.
Incredible.
INCREDIBLE joke. 10/10.
I’m more surprised that JK is pro-trains.
I have no clue who you are but i love you for this
@@toddjones1480 I mean trains are pretty good outside the USA.
@@murphy7801 she’s actually a pretty vocal trainsphobe aside from this
revisiting this post-starcruiser video is an almost charming experience
“After they closed MY PETTING FARM”
@@guccifer764 Prequel-memeing? A man of your talents?
_THE BOY IS MINE_
pet farming, really?
A woman of your talents? (It’s a spoof quote from rogue one, just in case)
NOT MY SQUEEZING ARM oh wait wrong thing
Our family really liked that PETTING FARM! My oldest daughter has always been into animals (she eventually worked at a zoo for 4 years) so it actually was a genuine highlight of Disneyland for us a few times. We did arts & crafts in that festival area, watched some high school bands perform, etc. It was a good space and I was sorry to see it go.
That footage of Jenny working at Disneyland made me realize I met her when she worked there! I would always stop at the petting zoo whenever I saw that it was open, and I distinctly remember a very friendly woman named Jenny working there.
I'm jelly
i used to go to disney many times years ago when i had a year pass & loved the meeting the animals cause i lowkey hate the loud noises of huge attractions. i cant believe i could have legit talked to jenny without realizing it
@@johnrankin7135 Jelly Licholsol?
Same, I was like "wait, have I seen her..?"
@@jauxro Jenny is awesome!
As someone with a physical disability that is invisible from the outside (no obvious signs) but manifests in my body being unable to stay upright for extended periods of time, thank you for calling out how problematic a lack of benches is for some of us. It seems like it's not that big a deal, but it actually really is for some people. I will pass out if I can't sit down, at a certain point. So in Star Wars Land, I guess I'd be sitting on the ground. It actually IS ableist of them to do that, just ... ableist against a group of disabled people that everyone likes to pretend don't exist anyway. (You can google chronic intractable migraine, dysautonomia, chronic fatigue syndrome, or invisible disabilities for more info on the kinds of disabilities I'm talking about here, among others. Long covid is the newest of this type.)
Likewise, thank you, Jenny, for being so casual about "guests with sensory issues" who loved the petting farm because they need a minute, because that is also me - another way my disability manifests. Some of us love to be out in the world, but the world is too much at times - literally, physically - and just being able to sit it out for a hot minute, get our bearings, or let our medical conditions calm down, and then get back into having fun makes all the difference. It makes having fun in places like Disney possible at all.
Hearing someone talk about these issues like they truly and obviously matter, like it isn't "pandering" to care about people with disabilities, is humanizing. I've seen this video at least half a dozen times, and it hits me every time.
Thanks, Jenny. You're a real one.
you should get a wheelchair. I have an invisible disability, multiple actually. Lupus, degenerative disc disease, etc. I use a wheelchair on bad pain days. I stopped relying on business to provide something for me to stop from falling since certifications for business related to disabled guests is never enforced legally.
That comment about caring for minorities being seen as "pandering" is a really good description of a concept that I have a hard time explaining to some people. It can make you feel like trash hearing people complaining about something that greatly improves your life because they see it as pointless SJW virtue signaling just meant to inconvenience anti-woke patriots like themselves.
I transitioned to male several years ago. I have never once called out anyone for misgendering me, even coworkers who do it relentlessly to this day (even though other coworkers have completely forgotten I was ever female). Yet I still have coworkers who will do a bit where they intentionally call a mixed group 'guys' just so they can go on a rant about not being "allowed" to say that anymore, even though nobody ever objects. It can really ruin the vibe of your whole day and makes you feel like less than an afterthought. Like basic consideration for your situation is a joke and annoyance to others.
Disney CEO: we are anti trains
JKR: and I am also- oh you said TRAINS
Underrated comment.
Not saying it’s intentional at all but this comment hits so much worse now that the alt right uses trains as a slur for Transgender folk.
@@rahulraghu4928 oh my god do they cause if so thats hilarious. if someone unironically called me a train as an insult i cant imagine being offended over being plain confused
@@r4ttu5. they do it so they can get around content filters, and sometimes just use the emoji. This new “unmoderated” era of the internet has spawned such vile and baseless hatred for hatred’s sake.
@@rahulraghu4928it's so funny how hard they try to come up with slurs that are just a play on the word "trans" and they don't even do a good job. There's a ton of autistic trans people who would love to be compared to a train and the other side of extreme autism plus being chronically online is being the said alt right people
the smash cut to a new bedroom with "i moved" and a custom shirt for the specific topic you're discussing is an all time jenny moment.
Even though I have zero evidence of this I feel almost positive that she custom ordered the "efficient walkways" shirt and accepted it wouldn't be delivered until after she finished moving, rather than the video just taking that long to make
I didn't even notice the shirt, that's amazing.
i was like "wait what?!...no...she actually seems to be in a diffrent room lol"
Hey, spoilers!
Classic Jenny.
Next video is a full read of Jenny's train fanfiction or I riot
Same
*unionize
The Ironic Little Engine That Did-- But Only Because Why Not.
100%
The trained entered the tunnel
Lack of benches is incredibly ableist. Like for disabled people being able to sit down is good for peeps with sensory issues (as Jenny noted as a positive the petting zoo) to take a bit of a break. People with mobility issues may need these sitting areas, and it’s also just good for people to stay, take in the scenery, etc.
Even those without disabilities would like to sit down and take a break after a long day. Also, what if someone is on the verge of passing out or gets sick? Should they just sit/lay on the floor?
It's hostile to everyone! Especially those that rely on benches
...And this in a world where lots and lots of people are suffering from post-COVID fatigue.
@@grylltheonion benches ultimately of course benefit everyone, but disabled people may physically not even be able to sit down on the floor or get up again. for an able bodied person, a lack of benches and other areas to relax or take breaks is inconvenient and uncomfortable, but for some disabled people it may straight up mean not being able to go
plus with all the walking that people do, it's practically inviting injuries or mobility issues to be exacerbated
2020 Jenny: 42 minutes is "Excruciatingly In-Depth"
2024 Jenny: O_o
is anyone else waiting for the sequel to this vid despite not caring about star wars or disneyland literally at all
same i'm on tenterhooks
Same I’m literally at the edge of my seat here
I care about all three
That's all me!
I want to ask on twitter if there is actually an original trilogy and sequel video coming but I don’t want to annoy her like a demanding fan. But I really want to hear about the rides and the experiences and stuff. Is it because of the pandemic closing the parks and she doesn’t want to upset people who can’t go or encourage people to go if they reopen but it’s not safe?
Sounds like a train might have kept people moving AND given them an easy place to sit down...
Ingenious!
JK Rowling is somewhere smirking indignantly
(childlike gasp)
+
It all come backs to trains
When they closed the petting zoo, did they just put all the animals in a pit and pour concrete on them like they did with the animatronic ones previously?
Only the ancients know when part 2 of this video is coming
She’s working on a Starcruiser video, which must be a spiritual successor? Or is Starcruiser in the park itself? I’m not sure
starcruiser video will be coming out in the next few months. new thoughts on star wars land will probably be rolled into that
Good news!
Well, not good news for the cruiser.
@@Earthstar_Review tragic news!
Removal of benches => crumbling marriages
removal of benches ---> cat flu
@Stephen Abbott That was a great.. uh.. whatever that’s called.
I misread this as "Removal of benches ≥ crumbling marriages". Which is _true,_ but neither of those is _good._
Removal of benches => The Spanish Inquisition
cause and effect
The ONLY thing Jenny has stolen has been her fans' collective hearts.
And, y'know, Buzzy.
Joshua McGowan
*The plot thickens*
YOU CAN PROVE NOTHING
Bring her the boy
Game Theory: Is Jenny Xehanort?
oh THAT'S what they were saying? i thought they were saying "jenny poops in her pants."
I just imagine Walt and his wife arguing "NO! NO MORE TRAINS AT THE HOUSE! ENOUGH OF THESE DAMN TRAINS!" then Walt buys land "im making a theme park" while secretly plotting to fuel his train obsession
Breaking Bad: Disney
Jennys breakdown of a tired family drama in the middle of the park was more compelling than some Netflix shows.
"I want to build a couple attractions, with a train around it."
"Think bigger, Walt!"
"I want to build the city of the future, with permanent dwellings for researchers at skyscraper-sized science labs, and a whole amusement park in the middle to keep everyone entertained."
"Think kind of in the middle, Walt!"
And a future tech train!
Omg. I never knew about the Rey cast member going on little adventures with the kids. That's the most adorablest thing ever.
You can find some full videos of those around, they were a big thing when the park first opened.
I don't get what the big deal is
I've been hiding behind garbage cans for years
@@helloofthebeach Comment of the day.
I know, my brain went "Aaahhhh".
@@helloofthebeach Are you bringing kids on your adventures? What about a Disney sponsorship? These are the things that make Rey a 'big deal'. Gotta get yourself an enemy and stalk em, with some minions you pick up on the street. Kids legitimize everything.
I actually visited Galaxy's Edge recently (vaccinated) and I felt distinctly hassled, but didn't even realize that the park, and really most of Disney itself, has like no places to just linger and sit and chill until Jenny said that and my brain finally connected the dots. They don't even really have anything in the shops, no shows or features of any kind other than the 3 rides, one of which has a waitlist so long nobody can ride it. It's like they don't want you to stay there, just to briefly wander through and then leave. It's so unwelcoming. Universal Studios, on the other hand, has a ton of nice little places to chill out and eat your lunch. My sister and I actually ate our lunch at the exact spot in Diagon Alley Jenny mentioned! It feels much nicer and more relaxing spending the day at Universal than it does at Disney and there are also no massive strollers trying to run you down.
Wait? What's the third ride?
can't believe that this video was considered "appallingly long" in 2019
It's not even 18% the length of Jenny's newest Star Wars Disney theme park video.
@@timothymcleanWhen Disney eventually makes an entire Star Wars city Jenny will make a 48 hour video after living there fore 3 yeats
Gotta love how Disney facilitated an environment their cast members could roleplay as their starwars OCs. That's my favourite part of this.
Unless your starwars OC was jedi
I work there. You're reading way too much into it lol. Thats where they send all the new kids.
I heard from a friend that he went in the late afternoon and there was not a single person in costume when he went-not even cast members-and there was no music?! Very weird?! Would love any explanation if anyone knows the answer.
Your friend Fred is a fine fried fiend.
@@manz7860 nerd
'Project Stardust' brought to you by the 'Move along, move along' stormtrooper.
This side story needs fleshing out.
@@meloD30
You see...those actually _were_ the droids he was looking for...
👋 these aren't the free-roaming droids you're looking for
Is he... the mastermind behind it all? Oh my... it all makes sense now.
This whole thing DOES seem like a very Empire-esque move...
It has been three years and I'm still on the edge of my seat waiting for the next video. 😭 Tis but a legend now...
I know Jenny has like, a million projects going right now but I do really want the next part of this video
jenny can we please have the original trilogy and prequels next 🫶
13:01 - I think we can all agree that the park's slow decline started when they shut down the Jenny-meet-and-greet attraction.
But they had to because Jenny was stealing from her fans
And when she stole buzzy in retribution
as a disabled person the idea of having no benches to sit on in Disneyland of all places sounds like actual hell. I'm all for crowd control but I feel like there's another way, right? the lack of thought/care into accessibility for disabled ppl is unsurprising and disappointing, no wonder disabled people (myself included) dislike amusement parks.
*scribbling on my palm* "Make a theme park designed specifically to cater to disabled people"
commandrogyne i encounter you again in the youtube comments!!! it is a treat to see you like ,, many times!!
This is such a big problem while it would be so easy to solve
@@heathercalun4919 Why does this comment have 25 likes?
@@mjacton I don't think it's meant to be mean? It just seems to be agreeing with OP and adding that a park that has accessibility features is a good concept
3:53 she says really long video, yet I just came here after finishing up her 4 hour long 2024 video release and I still can’t get enough of Jenny’s amazing breakdowns and storytelling ❤
Legacy AP holder here. We went back a couple of weeks ago and the backstories of the cast members at Galaxy's Edge has evaporated. I think they lost so many employees that the new cast members haven't been trained as thoroughly as the pre-pandemic Black Spire Outpost residents. I hope the immersive quality comes back because it was magical, especially for my Star Wars obsessed child.
Jenny you realize that bit where you worked at the petting farm has created all manner of theories you're a Big Thunder Petting Farm animatronic that has escaped and achieved sentience.
That would explain her greater than average concern about the whereabouts of her missing fellow animatronics...
@@chimeforest And the numbered lists!
Is... is she on of the fabled boys???
That's why she's obsessed with theme parks!
@@timothymclean/videos She's been trying to return home ever since!
The Han Solo movie was just to make trains canon in Star Wars
Shadows of the empire had trains
ASMR Ross but it’s not canon. Trains were in The Clone Wars though.
Captain Britain wrong it was always canon. Disney Gay Wars is not canon
@@BagzAndPresident unironic use of "Gay Wars" made my day.
@@BagzAndPresident it is canon
I will never forgive whoever failed to watch this enough times when it came out. We've been robbed of the rest of this series
There will still be a part two, it includes Jenny talking about the interactive star wars experience, the galactic star cruiser. she's just editing the video still 🥲 soon maybe
@@emilydurkee8664 I hope so
@@emilydurkee8664hopefully, these videos are almost an hour long at least so it makes sense
@@emilydurkee8664it's been so long are u sure she's gonna put out a part 2?
@@incharak1927 patreon subscribers get more videos, there are more star wars ones! (I am just the $2 tier so no voting but I get to see them all)
Funny story I'm watching this after visiting the Batuu in Orlando for the first time. I had such an amazing time but I definitely confused a cast member. I went up and asked him where medbay was because I wanted to know where first aid was and he was taken aback and didn't know how to respond , he caught on eventually and was like " oh the medical bay , yes you have to leave Batuu and return to earth"
"I was born in the wrong generation" should be reserved ONLY in reference to missing out on getting to experience Nature's Wonders while all those different modes of transportation were happening at the same time. I'm devestated.
I feel the same. Why do we live in the worst timeline?
Born too late to ride the train
Born too early to ride the eventual space train
Born just in time to be forcefully shoved through Star Wars land by a subconscious refusal to rest due to a bench deficiency
@@sebsational123 Trains do still exist, you know.
@@Ripcookiethief it’s not the same!
@@Crinkfries It never was the same
I can't believe I'm about to watch a 42 minute long video about a place I'll probably never go to
That’s Jenny’s channel
@@Lexcah Honestly... she's so engaging to watch even when I know nothing/very little about the topics
I will go one day. Even if I'm a tiny old crone blind and four teeth left, I will go there.
@Bruce Wayne I watched that one too 😬
Louise Guthrie you’re so right. Somehow she made a video about my little pony really entertaining to me
You mentioned characters getting on rides, and I vividly remember that. One time, I rode on the carousel with Pluto. I cannot describe how stinking cool it was for child me to have that experience. I also told a knock knock joke to the mad hatter, and my parents still have the video. Some awesome memories
Who else is here from the future and realizing just how many of the Star Wars Hotel problems were foreshadowed by the Star Wars Land?
Remember when $900 was expensive 🫠
Really shocked they got rid of seating. Having visited the park both as a child and as an adult... those chances for breathing space felt as important as the time enjoying the park. Seems quite an issue for adults (and children!) With mobility issues too.
I’m glad you mentioned the health impacts of project stardust. As someone with a disability that prevents me from walking long distances without lots of breaks, eliminating all the places to comfortably rest means that I have to use a wheelchair if I want to go. While this seems like not a big deal to some people it really does change the experience. Instead of being free to move at my own pace, I am subtly a burden all day. It is hard to describe the feeling that comes with trying to fit in all day but knowing everyone would have more fun if you weren’t there. It may be “just a bench” to some people but for me that’s the difference in independence.
I would suggest the idea of floating benches/seating as an option. Perhaps a large structure that has pieces that come off that can move around for seating but can be returned to multiple structures in the area. That way on the busiest days the amount of seats can be limited. Or maybe they are tethered to the large structure in some way. They could easily get so creative with it! By having flexible seating it is never stuck in the path.
I’m picturing some kind of themed stools that are on a track underground with a maze of options where you can push them. Picture an office chair but the only part above ground is the chair itself. There are just so many options they can choose. Hopefully they will realize the error soon so less people have to suffer
as jenny was describing it i kinda got the feeling that this may be something they just intended as temporary (maybe for the first year or so when they expect the most traffic), and then planned to add more seating/resting options to relax after the initial spike in interest they'd anticipated dies down.. as someone who's cared for elderly family, i know how difficult just a simple task like getting them through a day at the dmv can be, so i certainly HOPE that's disney's plan.
Yeah, I'm the same. Personally, I prefer to use a wheelchair when I go to theme parks since it means I can get a lot more done and I'm not in pain by the end of the day but it can definitely be limiting sometimes. Especially since a lot of disabled people don't realise they can/should use a wheelchair even if they can technically walk. I used to push myself way too hard when I was a teenager and I would have definitely hurt myself real bad if I went to a park without any benches back then.
@@girliboi Even then I feel like it's certainly unfair to deny disabled people this kind of experience, especially taking into consideration what Jenny said about the Immersive Experience probably going away as the reality of traffic sets in
The last time I went to the park was two years ago, and I pushed myself way too hard, found barely anywhere to rest and I wound up bedridden for 2 days afterwards because of it.
Granted that was mostly my fault for not knowing my limits or listening to my body, but the fact that when I did know that I needed to rest I would have to backtrack to the nearest restaurant in order to do it certainly didn't help and made me feel like I may as well just keep going.
Take a walker with a seat
There's something tragically poetic about a person who deeply loves a theme park but worked at its lowest performing attraction until that attraction closed
Also imagine being on Thunder Mountain and some crazy lady behind you is yelling about snakes lol
idk, i would much prefer to work at a petting zoo than anywhere else. it's more quiet and it's very cute
@@overgrownkudzu yeah, even if you don’t have sensory issues, loud rides would get old after a few days yknow. and not many crowds at the petting zoo!!
im sad i didn’t get to go while it was open :/ seems like it’d be a good place to chill
@@spookyboy8127 I do have sensory issues so getting paid to quietly take care of goats all day sounds like the dream
@@spookyboy8127 I went there when I was 5, it was a nice breather after space mountain
t h e r e m a k e b e s n a k e s
Cant believe it took 4 years before we got a sequel
Glad to see in the comments that I'm not the only person who came to this video after the SW Hotel video
I feel like the video needs a quick flashback from the Escape from Tomorrow movie to remind us of what Cat Flu is. That’s what Randy Moore would have done...
More like "torturously drawn out."
butula13 touché
Rey leading little girls around Star Wars land on a “mission” is the most wholesome thing I’ve ever seen.
there’s a video of a little girl talking to rey and i can’t remember it but she makes jokes and says stuff so cute and ridiculous it causes rey to break character and start crying with laughter and it’s so wholesome
@@liamross340 I'm too lazy to look it up but yeh, she talks about throwing up after eating a donut in the car IIRC
All fun and games till the ewok attack
@@TheReZisTLust the little kids will be prepared; they'll know all the hiding spaces
@@trickytreyperfected1482 you've never been apart of a Ewok Hunt is see
“Maybe somebody caught cat flu” a joke only viewers of this channel will understand and appreciate 🤣✨
I just caught it! :-)
@@sulljoh1 I'm sorry to hear that. I hope you get better soon!
@@sulljoh1I hope you’ve stocked up on Geosporic
33:46 for anyone looking for it.
What does it mean
So I fell asleep watching Jenny videos and had a dream where my mom was kidnapped. Jenny was walking next to me as we were gathering clues and interrogating suspects.
All the while, to keep my spirits up, she began telling me a numbered list about Star Wars land. All about trains and goats, countless dead animatronic bears and gruesome discoveries.
Conflicted and nervous I asked her to stop so I could focus on finding my mom. A moment of quiet then she replied, 'ok I understand'. We part ways in a dark alley. Barely to the entrance of the alleyway my phone rings. I answer it thinking it's the kidnappers finally asking for ransom. No, it's Jenny, and she says 'Number 8'. I look behind me where she is in the alley, not ten feet away. At my wits end I reply "Jenny! Now is not the time!".
Beautiful
i just wanted to say that as somebody who's dirt poor, lives far away from the parks in the wasteland of TN, and is disabled (fibromyalgia), your videos going in depth about theme parks really satisfy my endless curiosity and allow me to live vicariously in a world where i have money and my body doesnt hurt all the time so i deeply appreciate listening to you talk about them and i am BEYOND excited for this being a series 💘💘💘
(on that note i also appreciate your words about the importance of places to rest in parks for those with physical/mobility issues)
Hannah Baker You probably know this already but there is a huge collection of roller coaster and ride videos on RUclips in good quality where people go on rides with GoPros and capture the whole experience. Search for the Shanghai Tron roller coaster, it's really cool.
Hey I live in Tennessee too and also dont have tons of money haha. But yeah I also really likes that she talks about how fun the boring things can be because I am not a big adrenaline junkie.
@@ihavenomouthandimustnya When I was 18, I loved roller coasters. These days, Thunder Mountain or a wooden coaster is about as extreme as I'm looking to get, so I get where you're coming from 100%.
The way that Jenny explained the cycle of a classic family breakdown at a theme park so eloquently.
I appreciate her compassion. Some disney fans can be incredibly judgemental when these are pretty universal experiences
You can tell she's seen some stuff
She worked at customer service after the petting farm closed, so you can assume this might be a story someone frustratedly yelled at her at one or maybe even multiple points.
Honestly that bit really provided me with some insight about why people get so mad about stuff.
@@jor4114😊
“This is going to be a really long video!” CUT TO: 4 years later…
36:35 Disney wanted to create an equitable contract with the puppeteers union but there were too many strings attached.
I worked on Star Tours at WDW in 2008. Since it was just a few years after the prequels wrapped up and our ride was basically a place for people to sit in air conditioning after leaving the Indiana Jones Stunt Spectacular, absolutely no one cared what we did. Even though we were essentially flight attendants, they gave us all lightsabers. We wore the same parachute pant costumes from when the ride opened in 1989. When it rained and they had to cancel Jedi Training Academy, Darth Vader and the Stormtroopers would march around the ride and walk into the sims while we were trying to load them. And even though it was the most fun I've ever had at a job, we'd all sit around and brainstorm a Star Wars Land where we could be in character, drink blue milk, and not have to wear parachute pants (can you tell I hated the parachute pants?).
Getting to visit Galaxy's Edge at DL was an amazing experience because I got to see all of those dreams brought to life. I just wanted to sit there and take it all in, and I noticed the lack of benches and other areas to rest as well. It's a shame Disney put so much effort into creating such an immersive experience, only to make it impossible to truly lose yourself in the world.
Eileen Herbert I just made my own rules and sat on the floor right next to the blue milk stand. No one’s gonna stop me from relaxing and taking it all in. 😂 It turned out to be a good idea, too, because then Kylo Ren came out and insulted my allegiance.
But at the same time, thank you for wearing the parachute pants. You walked so Star Wars land could fly.
Just curious, but do you feel that Galaxys Edge feels a bit like fanfic?
Instead of Tatooine you get Batuu. Instead of seeing Luke you get a made up one named Vi. Instead of Han Solo you get Hondo from Clone Wars. (Its like that awkward feeling you get when you go to Six Flags and see 1990's era Superman in the wrong costume, or you go to Universal and get that weird padded light blue Captain America. Um... we know what these characters look like.)
The theming is amazing but Batuu does feel like a land where a bunch of licensing deals fell through so they couldn't build the land that the people actually wanted. So instead of chasing down Leia for a picture we're stuck trying to small talk with Vi despite not knowing a single thing about what she's talking about.
@@kittyk8999 My answer to this is slightly complicated.
Would I like a theme park attraction that only references Luke/Leia/Han i.e. focuses solely on the original trilogy? Yes.
But Galaxy's Edge wasn't made for me. It's an area in a children's theme park aimed at 9-year-olds. 9 year old Star Wars fans watch Clone Wars. They know who those characters are. It would be weird and alienating (no pun intended) to their main audience to only include references to episodes IV-VI in Galaxy's Edge. It also promotes visibility for their current projects, rather than past (not saying that's good OR bad).
And in general, I didn't get the feeling of anything being knock-off or off-brand about GE. Everything seemed thought-out and cohesive, to the point where I wasn't thinking "Where are the characters I already know?" It just read to me as an expansion of the Star Wars universe.
From videos I only ever seem to see Rey, Chewbacca, Kylo and a bunch of Stormtroopers. Are characters like Darth Vader saved for special events? I'm surprised they haven't added a Poe or Finn.
"What whispers do you think the locomotives shared with him on those still afternoons?"
They told him he was a bad car.
"You are a bad train Walt"
I'm so glad that part stuck with y'all too, it's pretty much ingrained in my head for some reason
four years later, this video finally has a sequel (kind of)
Oh man, just rewatched this only to realize that we're never going to get a part two.
oh no what happened?!
@@dialecticalaxolotl9900 lol a global pandemic that killed a lot of creative energy for people and now it’s been three years and she’s busy with other projects
good news!!
Removed the farm popular with guests with sensory problems
Took away a lot of benches.
They really don't care for handicapped people do they?
Probably did some calculations and saw it would be a net gain in attraction ticket sales. Corporations are just a bunch of small parts of people's brains all working towards making their investors more money so they don't care about the big picture and can buy good optics at will.
Unfortunately they're also legally people too somehow. Thanks, England.
No jackass, taking out those attractions doesn’t make Disney anti handicap 🤦🏽♂️ It was losing them money. I can already see you coming up with twitter hashtags to start your own movement.
@@Mr_Bones.
Are you seriously calling benches an attraction?
@@Mr_Bones.Nobody said they're actively anti handicapped or that they outright hate the handicapped, just that they care more about money than making people comfortable. And many of us think that's sad. That's the point being made. The only way companies can be convinced to take care of guests' well being if it doesn't increase their bottom line is if people complain about it. It's shitty but it's the way things work.
@@Mr_Bones. Benches are not a costly piece of equipment or high maintenance. Even people without handicaps can need to just sit down and take a break. Most of us are also coming there from cooler climates and the heat alone will tire people out. The theme park experience can actually be more stressful than fun for many, especially parents.
Also, like Jenny said, it's clear they are trying to move everyone through there as fast as possible to get the next wave through. They don't want to encourage people to really take it in. They just want us to get in and get out so as not to crowd the park. Obviously this was expected to be a much more popular vacation attraction than it is. While most of us planned to not go for the first year or two, at least in part because of this, there are still other reasons for it's lack of appeal. I would say that the limitations on time is probably one of the biggest. Do I want to go there at those prices to spend only 4 hours when each line will probably take an hour to get through? They need to shift focus to making people feel appreciated and welcome. We need to feel like we are the reason for the park's existence and it's not there despite us. The more I learn of it the less excited I am to go. Hell, even I would like a place to just sit down if I want. I'd probably just jump their damn gate and sit on their precious stairs.
Clenching my fists in anticipation of finding out what color lightsaber Jenny made.
Green. Its on twitter the video
Ruan Lima - Thanks! Seems like a good choice.
I absolutely love the interaction Rey’s character has with children in the park, that is peak Disney magic
Returning to this video after the star wars hotel video because i want more of jenny roasting bad disney star wars
Jenny I'm sitting here waiting with bated breath for the sequel to trains: a star wars story!!
same here!
me too :)
same!
🥺
Episode Four: A New Train.
just imagine sitting in a rollercoaster when the person behind you starts yelling 'show me the snakes! Snaaaaaakes!'
There make be snakes.
"BRING OUT THE SNAAAAKES!!"
Snake! SNAKE! SNAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!!!
*MURDEROUS SNAKE!*
i don't think you'll ever see this jenny but i remembered this video when i was in the park with my boyfriend and his family. a group of cast members were walking by and one of them was petting something and i asked "what is that?" and he stopped to explain it was his pufferpig named brioche! he explained what they are and asked me if i liked creatures (to which i said of course) and told me where to get one. im usually anxious talking to employees but thanks for showing that they're open to talking with guests like that.
STOP IT a pufferpig called BRIOCHE?! im screaming
What do you think the actors are there for???
I can’t believe this was made three years ago. It’s still one of my favorite videos to revisit. The project stardust portion and the physical and psychological effects of it is always particularly interesting
i feel overwhelmed, overstimulated and exhausted just HEARING about project stardust
same
I can feel my aching feet as I desperately search for a place to sit until I sit on the dirty ground and am trampled
Shit there was no seating at all when I went there for grad night in 2009. Walking around that place from 10 p.m. to 6 or 7 a.m. left my feet throbbing for days.
i literally cannot fathom the logic behind wanting to push everyone through the park like ur trying to efficiently herd a lot of cattle. like it feels like it mustve been concocted by someone whos never gone to and enjoyed a theme park before.
I have diabeetus and would require a transport. 😢
disney: we COULD accommodate disabled guests and recognize their need for a quiet space/places to sit... but Money
anyone: disney you're one of the richest companies in the world
disney, setting bench on fire: but we need Money
Adult Cool we could accommodate guests in general. Idk why you acting like the only people who need to sit are disabled?
Kat Stewart I didn't say that, it's just that a lack of benches very specifically takes away the abilities of disabled people and people with decreased mobility to visit the park altogether! And as an autistic person who loves the parks, my rare trips are often incredibly overwhelming when I can't find a quiet place to destim.
While everyone benefits from benches and a quiet place, it's absolutely essential and often a deciding factor in a disabled person's daily decisions! No harm in pointing that out. "My legs hurt, I wish I could sit somewhere" is valid and can make a day less fun, but it's still different from "I physically/emotionally can not handle a day at Disney because of accessibility issues that should be incredibly easy to address". Two different situations with different outcomes
@@katsdraws I'm with Adult Cool. Of course everyone needs benches! Don't be silly/weirdly defensive. But just for one personal example that isn't even the worst-case scenario, I have fibromyalgia and a few hours of constantly standing on hard pavements without any form of reprieve will break me like Bane broke Batman. How, you may ask? The pain in my feet, knees, hips, and lumbar spine will reach the point that it *literally* feels like my joints are splitting apart. The pain will become so intense that I break out in a cold sweat and start hyperventilating as I struggle to maintain my composure, and there's a very real possibility that I'll collapse like a leaky blow-up lawn Santa. Sure, there's a few planter edges and crates, but they will be hotly contested, and there is nothing quite as fun as being 26 and looking 16 and being slightly overweight and looking perfectly healthy and having to ask someone "May I please have your seat? I have fibromyalgia/a disability," and then even if they don't tell you to screw off they look disgusted because they assume you're lying and want to sit just because you're lazy (y'know, because I'm mildly overweight and I don't have, like, crutches). Also a lot of people think fibromyalgia is psychosomatic (starts 'in your head') or just plain not real, so I have been given many a flat "no" and once, "How is that *my* problem?" Even if they're nice about it I feel bad asking some hardworking parent to move so I can sit next to their kid or elder. It's awkward and it makes me feel like a burden to society, which I am not.
Now cut to me crying from sheer pain and because I spent the last *two years* saving up for this trip while my mom stresses out and tries to find us a place to sit that isn't the bare pavement or a flowerbed and assures me that I'm not acting like a child, my suffering is valid, but being comforted by my mom only makes me feel more childish and meanwhile the pain is somehow, incredibly, getting impossibly worse. Assuming that I have yet to keel over, crack my head on the pavement, and be carted off by a squad of legendarily fast Disney medics. (Yes, I have fallen from pain and hit my head before. Not good.)
Obviously I could avoid this by lowering myself all the way to the ground painfully and with great effort, accepting whatever comfort solid pavement has to offer, and then slowly and painfully standing back up, but I would have to do this many times and it would attract attention. I'm sure I would occasionally luck into an unoccupied shipping crate or whatever just when I needed it, but more often it would be the "May I please sit? Here's private medical information!" attempt, which, remember, is humiliating and not always successful. I might try to perch on railings when I can, but the hard metal poles tend to dig through my thighs enough to put direct pressure on my achey bones, so ... not a vast improvement over standing.
I'm sure there are ways to deal with these problems, but I've been diagnosed for less than a year so I'm still adapting. If anyone says "then don't go places!", you can go screw. Just imagine having to put *your* life on hold and miss out on positive experiences because of the negative experience you're trying to keep from consuming your young life.
So, yeah. Worst-case scenario is a serious medical event, and best-case is that because of the insufficient benches, I would spend the whole day aching, worrying, plotting, watching others so I can rush in when they get up, trying not to cry from embarrassment or frustration or pain, trying to act like everything is fine so I don't negatively impact the experience of any of the innumerable children all around me, etc.
Perhaps you can see how it's a wee bit worse for for folk with disabilities, and that's why we get special mention when seating comes up. Not because *only* we need seating. But because only we need it to the point that it can *that* seriously f**k up not only the entire goddamn expensive experience, but our health. Barring extenuating circumstances, most able-bodied folk will be cranky and uncomfortable (which is not good!) but not, you know, in AGONIIZNG pain and/or the hospital.
If anyone still wants to fight me on this, you better sit and really, genuinely try to imagine the sensation of "your joints splitting apart from the inside, causing pain so severe your heart races and you're soaked in cold sweat" before you marshal your arguments. And again, I'm not even a case of greatest need!!!
In America, businesses accommodate guests, in Soviet Russia, er, Disney, guests accommodate them.
Disney Van Der Lin
I want the sequel to this video more than I want the next Star Wars
Amazing job on this.
Rewatching this now, it's funny to hear Jenny call a 42 minute video "appallingly long"
"Walt stop building trains in the backyard."
"I'll show you Lillian!"
The "efficient walkways" shirt took me all the way out lmao.
I need this merch
Nolwenn Delisle I second that!
@@nolwenndelisle6746 This is the most shrewd merch I've seen in a long while! I want two!
I want to set up a kiosk in Galaxie's Edge just to sell shirts like this. So many could be done, "The droids you're looking for? Well they ain't here.". `This place could use a Degobah log or 2', you get the idea.
laughed out loud at the tshirt too
I know it wasn't meant to be funny, but when you cut to a different room and just said "I moved" before continuing the same thread was hilarious to me.
Might sound awful but when my family and I had year passes to Disney World before the pandemic, we just started taking a wheelchair with us every time. Literally just as an easy convenient chair we can take everywhere in the park. We'd take turns on who gets to sit or push (my mom was often the one in the wheelchair cause she has a very hard time standing/walking for long periods) and just in general helped make the experience more enjoyable. I was always somewhat concerned though that it might come off as faking a disability of some kind. We weren't using it to skip lines or anything, and in hindsight the reason was as simple as, they don't bother to give people enough benches at a lot of the parks. The sparse benches or low walls there are, are very often overcrowded and packed full of people trying to squish in as many as can possibly sit there. I get their thought process is just to force people to have to go into a restaurant and pay for food just so you can sit down, which technically works if all you care about is money, but creates a terrible customer experience. You want people to be happy and want to come back, and letting them take a short break here and there to recharge is extremely helpful in a place like Disneyland/world that is often a very high stress environment for anyone.
Jenny is the reincarnation of Disney’s wife, fueled by train rage.
@@luigicadorna8644 why are you horny
@@L3X1N can you blame the man
Jenny cute asf
Or she's the reincarnation of Disney's train, fueled by wife death
This is all very blursed, also I think @luigi Candorna deleted their comment
*angry train noises*
Honestly Rey guiding around little girls on adventures around the park is the cutest thing I’ve ever seen and I never want them to change her doing that.
I just wish she would stop making them bend over hands and knees next to the garbage... It also feels like it isn't set up very well, like there needs to be an adventure path she could put them on.
Its like tiny metal gear for kids
@@Nionivek The improv nature is what makes it cool.
@@Nionivek She probably has a set route and story, but can vary it depending on where she meets the kids and what the crowd is doing.
20:26
She is quick to accept that macaroni necklace on Pasaana
As a replacement activity for the sequels of this video that don't exist yet I will watch the Avatar themepark video again because I want to hear about rides and food.
I don't even like themeparks, but I like these videos.
Still waiting on the sequel
Honestly Jenny you're the only youtuber I can watch a 45 minute video of talking about a subject i really have relatively low interest in. Truly talented
same! I dont even like starwars! yet i watched the entire thing and was entertained
I’m obsessed with the idea of Walt Disney’s life changing weekend date to a miniature train convention
RIP the petting farm... which had the best and cleanest bathroom on property.
35:28 not only subliminally. On one of the reservation days my aunt and I step aside from the crowd to take a moment to decompress near a wall and think of what to do next. We were then approached by a cast member who told us that the first order request that we do not linger. It wasn’t even that packed but I think management wanted to make sure by any means that guest moved along.
Of course you worked at the petting farm. Of course you did.
Wish i worked at a petting farm :(
I loved the petting farm!!
I really love the idea of Rey taking children around with her on a mission! The whole “stationary, five second meet and greet” with the princesses is dumb and overrated imo. I get that parents want their kids to get to see them and this is the quickest and most efficient way, but you’ve really lost the charm and authenticity. If you can make it a fun, interactive experience (even if Rey walks the same path each time), you’ve created a unique and special memory for the child
The mobile, organic princess encounter is better, but also less efficient. And if _Stardust: A Star Wars Land Story_ taught us anything, it's that Disney thinks efficiency is more important than customer satisfaction.
This really doesn’t seem like it would work. How is an actor going to take large groups of children around? I imagine that there’s a lot of kids seeing her every minute of every day
as someone with a mobility disability (rheumatoid arthritis) the lack of places to sit is openly hostile and makes me never even want to attempt to visit.
I went there with an electric wheelchair
Hello fellow Rheumatoid Arthritis person. I can’t do any Disney park without a wheelchair. But lack of benches is just plain outrageous and insulting to everyone.
I have arthritis too! It sounds like they're actively trying to make life hell for disabled guests.
3 years later i'm still waiting for the sequel to this
"Maybe somebody caught cat flu" don't let anyone tell you that you're not funny
C. L. This is why we keep coming back. Jenny must be a great friend
She genuinely has really good comedic timing and intelligent jokes. I love it
I literally had to stop because I kept laughing at that hahahah
So glad I watched her escape from tomorrow video recently enough to get that
I love when she makes little references to her other videos. It really ties the Jenny Cinematic Universe all together. ☺️
I was kinda hoping that the whole video was going to be about obscure Disneyland facts and stuff about how Walt loved trains or whatever, then at minute 42 Jenny was gonna be like "so you're probably wondering what ANY of this has to do with Star Wars La...*credits*."
Jenny working at the petting farm is the most appropriate thing I’ve ever heard in my entire life.
Disney execs: 'Get rid of the benches. We can't let people SIT!'
Haha...Gayle....waters waters
It's the MBA mindset. It's relatively easy to quantify walkway efficiency, but difficult to quantify guest comfort. So some manager identified walkway efficiency as a figure they could increase at the cost of something intangible, something they could demonstrate as an on-paper improvement to their boss at their next performance evaluation. Maximize the number you can measure to make yourself look good and pass the costs onto someone else.