0:19 Batman is looking at him like”How dare he just stand there and not be intimidated by me?! My mere presence alone has criminals shitting their very souls out! I will show him an entire new level of fear when I rip his astral spirit from his body!
"Frank..." "..." "Frank. We talked about this. You promised you wouldn't do this kind of work anymore." "..." "Frank...I told you Wayne Enterprises has plenty of open positions to apply for." "Yeah, well. Wayne Enterprises is terrib-"
@@FearTheSentinel_999 listen the PlayStation is jailbroken so there's no point sharing the clip or it will be broken unless I buy a unjailbroken one and re-do the same thing
if you haven't played arkham city and beyond, it's called a knockout smash. silent takedowns take fucking forever to perform, but in city, origins and knight, you can instantly cancel them by pressing the strike button to do a knockout smash. it instantly takes out the enemy currently being takedown'd, but is as loud as a regular takedown, so it'll alert enemies
Batman:”I know this nigga did not just ask me about being in love after 30 ought seconds of me standing here and him knowing…KNOWING I’m well within striking range of him. Oh imma blow bros back out but not in the way he expects. He ‘gon learn not to come at me wit that gay shit ever again!”
Reminds me of that one clip from the animated series where a thug just sees Batman, they stare at each other, and the thug walks out. Another guy asks him "see anything" and the other goes "nope"
You are right he was the most aware criminal. Just like the criminal in the story when Batman met Superman for the first time. Checking on a disturbance the criminal opens the door, sees Batman closes the door and says to his friend it was nothing. He was probably hoping for the same treatment for Batman to leave him alone.
there should be an Easter egg where if a criminal is alone and starring into the sky (just kine this) and you walk up next to him without any plans of attack you should be able to engage in a conversation with them. Maybe they can give you information that is a comic reference or a way to fill in some holes in the story so players understand more. Maybe the reasoning for this is because the criminal is tired and wants to leave this terrible way of living” and Batman says “the GCPD are on their way” and Batman leaves as the guy stays there. I know it sounds weird but it would give you the same open world feeling spiderman 2 succeeded in when talking to the old man and the Bird Guy. This would make the story a bit more grounded like how you can overhear NPC’s talking about their lives. Maybe you can even have an option to make a conscious choice to knock this guy unconscious because you don’t trust him.
0:19 Batman is looking at him like”How dare he just stand there and not be intimidated by me?! My mere presence alone has criminals shitting their very souls out! I will show him an entire new level of fear when I rip his astral spirit from his body!
Reminds me of the clip of the thug opening a door and seeing Batman who just beat him up earlier in the episode looking back at him and he immediately closed the door and told the other thug that nothing was wrong.
"Hey bats stay sharp batman is on his way." 😂
This comment is comedy gold
Yo😂
Hahaha damn straight. 😂😂😂 the best words ever.
"Wait a minute... AHHHHHHH"
😂😂😂😂😂😂
“If I just ignore him he’ll go away. If I just ignore him he’ll go away. If I just ignore him he’ll go away.”
i canttt 😭😭😭😭😭😭
💀💀💀
😂😂😂😂😂
Okay, that was funny. 😅
Ι don't like this comment because I will ruin the 666 likes.
"dude, how long have you been standing there?"
"an hour"
"an HOUR?"
I have mastered the art of staying so incredibly still
*Absolutely Cries deeply from fear*
"If I looked at him, he was going to Hurt me!"
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@stormtendothat I’ve become naked to the human eye
*slowly begins eating zog nut*
@@stormtendo”so slow” 😂
“Beautiful view eh bats?”
……
“Please be gentle.”
*CRUNCH*
😳
😂😂😂
@@LittleBigPlanetian *MONCH*
NPC Guy: MY LEG!🗣🦵
Batman: You'll live.
Guy just thought, "Well... I'm fucked. Might as well just let him do it. Perhaps if I just not resist, he might be a bit more---"
0:39
0:19 Batman is looking at him like”How dare he just stand there and not be intimidated by me?! My mere presence alone has criminals shitting their very souls out! I will show him an entire new level of fear when I rip his astral spirit from his body!
Judging from the crunch he wasn’t much nicer about it lol
I was just reading your comment then after it batman SLAMMED that dude 😂
*BREAKS SPINE*
bro i swear these malitia have literally no peripheral vision
Fr It's not like their wearing a mask during night time and batman is already blends in with the dark
@@smurfy2118 and their breath would probably cloud the mask too
@@smurfy2118 even in Arkham Asylum/City people just have 0 awareness lol
This MFer said bro
Bro totally sees Batman he just knows the longer he pretends he doesn’t the longer his legs remain unshattered
0:27 he definitely shit his pants at this moment, and then decided "nope I ain't see nobody here, ooh nice design on the walls"
"Everybody stay sharp! (Cause I'm already done here for obvious reasons...)"
Pretending to clean his gun and shit 😂😂
That's the part that made me crack, so goofy.
😂😂😂
I 100% believe Batman could master the ability of standing so incredibly still that he could become invisible to the eye...
He already had.
Naw more realistically though he would make a gadget that cloaks him to make him invisible
@@TheRedfieldBloodline indeed I ment literally invisible though like a cloaking device
@@John.Wick999Batman Beyond has a cloaking device installed into his suit.
fillipeogg8991 yeah it's his own fault for making such a dumb comment
“you and i aren’t so different” ahhh militia soldier
Couldn't graduate in talk no jutsunomics
nah it’s more like “we’re two coins just different sides”
Nah more like he scared as hell and is pissing his pants so he just tey to ingore him in the hope batman just goes away
😂😂😂😂😂
Ahhh?
"if I cannot see him, he cannot see me"
rvb
*closes eyes* Ok, he's gone now.
@@airtiger4577*Batman appears behind the Militia*
Batman: Or am I?
@@havilarborssa4138*insert dark knight intro*
His sights is based on the movement^^
"Frank..."
"..."
"Frank. We talked about this. You promised you wouldn't do this kind of work anymore."
"..."
"Frank...I told you Wayne Enterprises has plenty of open positions to apply for."
"Yeah, well. Wayne Enterprises is terrib-"
0:38
0:11 bro legit side eyed and went “sup” lmao
"Everybody stay sharp"😂
"What was that?" 😂
That guy's about as sharp as a rubber ball.
Everybody stay sharp, so I can stay dull.
@@VegitoBlackityBlack prob just the wind
“If I don’t acknowledge him, maybe he’ll go away?”
Ive saw you all over batman videos!? Anyone owner question: HOW TF DID U MAKE IT SNOW I WANNA MAKE IT SNOW😭😭😭😭!
“Maybe if I ignore him he’ll go away”
“…this is going to hurt, isn’t it?”
Bats: * nods *
*Massive sigh*
*Get's one shot*
I tried doing this with the arkham knight so that i can pretend like the two are chilling
Please tell me you have a video or a picture
@@kandy1399 only did it on PlayStation so i don't think its possible to make a vid or an image
@@Jose-Castillo-El-Generalbro u is dead wrong there is a thing called the share button
@@FearTheSentinel_999 listen the PlayStation is jailbroken so there's no point sharing the clip or it will be broken unless I buy a unjailbroken one and re-do the same thing
@The-idiotic-duo-1039 Mate did u buy one or did it yourself . Cause i want to do it as well .
Bro that cold stare of Batman at 0:18 would make me forget that he was standing there
*Silent takedown*
Proceeds to alert the whole continent with the ensuing crash
if you haven't played arkham city and beyond, it's called a knockout smash. silent takedowns take fucking forever to perform, but in city, origins and knight, you can instantly cancel them by pressing the strike button to do a knockout smash. it instantly takes out the enemy currently being takedown'd, but is as loud as a regular takedown, so it'll alert enemies
“He‘s right behind me, isn’t he?“ ahh enemies
More like he's slightly to the left of him.
@@Bluesit32 🤓🤓
DOOM
Ahh?
Just an unfunny gen alpha trend, nothing to worry about@@KingJohnMichael
0:26 hey Batman.
"have you ever been in love batman?". 😂
Naw this the best one 😂😂😂
Batman:”I know this nigga did not just ask me about being in love after 30 ought seconds of me standing here and him knowing…KNOWING I’m well within striking range of him. Oh imma blow bros back out but not in the way he expects. He ‘gon learn not to come at me wit that gay shit ever again!”
Lmfao!
@@terrencehollins8072 ...tf
"Yea joker killed one and the others a thief this is why I can't have nice women"
> ''Everybody, stay sharp!''
> Sharpens weapon
> Gets brutally suplexed!
"I hope if I can ignore Bats enough, he would have some mercy on my li-"
The two of them standing together, like they were having a bro moment.😅
LMAO!! 😂😂😂
Nah, bro looked over like "Just make it quick"
For real 😂
"What if I turn around right now and see BAT-...maaan"
Bro knows batman gnna leave him with a broken spine and tryna ignore to NOT receive that outcome
Unfortunately for him, Batman didn’t care.
Now, to be fair he told everyone to be sharp. He didn't say he needed to be.
0:24 He definitely saw him but acted like he didn't 😂
"Everybody stay sharp (im going down first)"
Therapist: The Batman isn't real. He can't hurt you.
The Batman :
Plot twist the therapist is batman 😂
now i keep thinking of bruce wayne as a therapist
I'm vengeance!
0:31 "Is he still there? Oh he is still there..."
"if I don't move he won't see me" -Militian (he didn last long)
Plot twist, Batman knows the man behind the mask is blind in the left eye
The man turned his head MULTIPLE times all the way to the left, bro KNOWS Batman is there and is sweating bullets! 😆
@@icecream4you161plot twist, Batman knows the man behind the mask is blind in both eyes
Plotwist: stop smoking weed for your own good
@@EmperadorHan plot twist, I’m Batman
@@EmperadorHanlmao weirdo tf u on?💀🤣
He knew it was on the way. He just wanted to look at the city skyline before it came.
"Nice view ain't it, Batman."
"..."
"Just do what you gotta do-"
the fact that batman look at him with the most vile face is perfect .
"Come on. Just get it over with. I know I'm a pawn in the grand scheme. I just don't care anymore."
“Ok.” (Batman then proceeds to break his spine at 0:39)
bro literally looked straight at him for like a full second and a half tho 💀💀
"Naaaah, I'm bugging, I'm hallucinating a 230 pound bat flying into me for a ki-OOOOFPH!"
Haaaa. Bugging.
Despite being shoulder to shoulder with batman, he still warned his friends. Thats a real homie.
Batman instructs "I must stand perfectly still their vision is based on movement"
0:25 is the moment he CLEARLY notices Batman... the rest of it is he putting extra effort into avoiding keeping visual contact! XD
A lot of people are saying he was just ignoring Batman, but it really looks like he tried to start a conversation
"You hear that, Batman? We better keep our eyes open, aw shi--"
Reminds me of that one clip from the animated series where a thug just sees Batman, they stare at each other, and the thug walks out. Another guy asks him "see anything" and the other goes "nope"
“Have you ever been in love Batman?”
Actual underrated comment 😭
The fact the soldier looked at Batman while turning it's head truly makes you question the AI abilities of this game
He sees him. He just shitting his pants and hopes he goes away
Bro had the audacity to say everybody stay sharp 😭
Thug: what a lovely view of the city
Batman: pushes him off
bro really believed “if i can’t see him, he can’t see me”
Lmao this the most accurate one
0:32 "Oh, hey!" 😂
Batman was just having silent conversation with this man. Trust me, Bruce is introverted.
Imagine these guys standing by the door and Batman keeps tilting the ship to pick up stupid green question marks.
If I don't move...he won't see me...
NO WAIT I'M THINKING OF A T-REX-
“He’s not real, he’s not real, he’s not real, he’s not real, he’s not real, he’s not real, he’s not real, he’s not real.”
0:37 “DID I SAY YOU CAN WIPE YOU’RE GUN DOWN”
"everybody stay sharp!"
that guy must have been named Hammer
“Hey is there someone over there”
‘Nope’
He definitely thinking "maybe if I pretend to not see him, he won't see me."
"Just make it quick batman."
"He can't get me if I pretend he doesn't exist"
"Maybe wearing goggles and a helmet that gets rid of my surrounding vision wasn't smart...but we all look so cool!!"
You are right he was the most aware criminal. Just like the criminal in the story when Batman met Superman for the first time. Checking on a disturbance the criminal opens the door, sees Batman closes the door and says to his friend it was nothing. He was probably hoping for the same treatment for Batman to leave him alone.
"Must have been a wind."
He knew Batman was there. He was just enjoying the last few moments of life.
This is a certified "So who we searching for? yea it's over for this guy" moment
0:22 funniest part 😂He basically looks over right at Batman!
“Everybody stay sharp!” 0:26
*[Batman standing idly beside the militia soldier]*
“Everybody stay sharp!”
He did not, in fact, stay sharp.
bros fov is at 0
Im telling you😂
fov
The guard looked at Batman: "oh, hey Batman.................OH SHIT!!!!!".
0:26 "Jesus, he still here... Oh God, make him leave, please!"
Nah, bro knew he messed up. That “conversation” he had was necessary before it was lights out. They both understood the situation.
He’s just standing there,menacingly😂
"I have mastered the art of ignoring my surroundings so well that I become invisible to the naked eye."
“Yeah.”
I'm man
"Everybody, stay sharp." Completely misses Batman standing there.
stare long enough into the batman, the batman stares back at you.
Everybody stay sharp! Batman is standing right next to me 😂
This has the same energy as when you walk behind people on the stairs and you just admire everything about the floor, the walls, the ceiling
Everybody stay sharp - so I can stay dull
“Be quiet Batman, I’m trying to look for Batman”
there should be an Easter egg where if a criminal is alone and starring into the sky (just kine this) and you walk up next to him without any plans of attack you should be able to engage in a conversation with them. Maybe they can give you information that is a comic reference or a way to fill in some holes in the story so players understand more. Maybe the reasoning for this is because the criminal is tired and wants to leave this terrible way of living” and Batman says “the GCPD are on their way” and Batman leaves as the guy stays there. I know it sounds weird but it would give you the same open world feeling spiderman 2 succeeded in when talking to the old man and the Bird Guy. This would make the story a bit more grounded like how you can overhear NPC’s talking about their lives. Maybe you can even have an option to make a conscious choice to knock this guy unconscious because you don’t trust him.
Bro just gave up. He didn't even bother to say anything. He was like "yep, I'm fucked. Let me just do my thing one last time".
why is the description a whole ass paragraph
💀💀 bro thought it was a school report
He looked Batman dead in his eye & said “NOPE, I ain’t seen nothing” 😂
0:19 Batman is looking at him like”How dare he just stand there and not be intimidated by me?! My mere presence alone has criminals shitting their very souls out! I will show him an entire new level of fear when I rip his astral spirit from his body!
Never in all my life have I ever seen such vigilance.
These militia men truly are in a class of their own.
They don't miss a thing I tell you.👏
Bro knew he was done for so he just gave up and ignored him 😂
Yea i own all 3 by rock steady and the ai is ridiculous
batman is giving this man the MEANEST side eye i have ever seen
Do you have the pattinson mod on?
No. It's an official skin.
@@HOTD108_the Pattinson suit in AK is terrible. The OP is talking about the mod that fixes the textures on him
Nah this is the console version
Give him some slack, Dude is wearing APPLE VISION PRO, he is on mars.
love this mood
Reminds me of the clip of the thug opening a door and seeing Batman who just beat him up earlier in the episode looking back at him and he immediately closed the door and told the other thug that nothing was wrong.
i can name something else sharp 🤪🤪
warden sharp
" if I pretend that I dont see him, maybe he will go away" is probably the criminal in thinking.
" *S i l e n t T a k e d o w n* "
"Everybody, stay sharp!" says the least sharp guy in the squad.