Google Translate Meets Super Smash Bros Ultimate
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- Опубликовано: 29 ноя 2018
- What happens when you run the Super Smash Bros Ultimate through Google translate...... a lot of "interesting" things.
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Waluigi is the only way to come
Waluigi *E E S* De Wae.
hello smile cycle, where are the smash brother video? i don't understand you buddy. get your act together. your last smash brother video was in 2013, and i, i, i'm really just, honestly. i don't even know what to say. get it together.
Thank you my guy
Wah
I wish my guy good to know you watch alpha also
Alpharad: "Hey man how's it going?"
Translated Smash: "F u c k a w a y ."
Its been changed....google translates becoming more accurate..
I almost choked because of that
RGAIDJJDKFK
IM USING THAT
OH MY GOD
LightSoul, I heard you said the bad word the F word. YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS NOW!
T H I S I S G O D P O S T
Ah yes, my favourite smash character
E J A C U L A T I O N S A L T
He truly is the end of all things
It’s made better when you realise ejaculation salt is in
The 69th character slot
@@Gumslinger66 oh my god
The 69th character ejaculation salt that sounds wrong but right
He is my favorite character- I mean “carecter”
“Sickle of the dead god” actually sounds pretty sick
Sounds f#&king epic.
True that’s what I was thinking
I read the s as a d accidently
Sounds like a game of thrones character
@@patmurph7769
Is dickle a word?
From what I understand "ejaculation salt" were the two types of reactions to seeing Incineroar in Smash.
William1234567890123 Cook Hahaha u r right 😂
Basically him in VGC (doubles)
so fucking true
Sometimes both.
Um...I guess?
"And Lucas just refuses to be translated"
..."And that's true"
*cries*
Minten EB Reggie would have given us Mother 3...
@@chromefacedkarma it's a sad world we live in
R.I.P.
CLAUS ;-;
Holy fucking shit that went dark real quick
Reality is often disappointing...as much as I wish Mother three got translated...
9:09 - "None of these are good! Uhhhh UHHH"
Completely misses Dorpsbewoner
yeah he really missed dorkyboner
He also missed the Mii-VECHTER
Gekoloniseerd
It's untranslated
and cinnamon
Daisy's name: Chrysanthemum
Chrysanthemum is a type of flower.
It is also a slang for anus. So make of that what you will.
I thought of a homestuck song as soon as I read that
Nah bro ain't that a book
@@themustardman219 I'm sure there's been many books with the name of a flower in it...
@@FijiAC I'm talking about the old picture book that would be showed to class in kindergarten-1st grade.
"Ejaculation Salt: The End Of All Things" sounds like a name for an epic super-villain in a movie that doesn't take itself seriously. I want to make this a character.
Do it. No pun intended.
Im spanish and i can not begin to understand why the heck it translated to that ominous "the end of all things"
Yeah so, this is definitely beconing a character. Me and a friend a week ago thought of a manga/anime idea where Shaggy is the main character, Piranha Plant is his rival, Matt (from Wii Sports) is one of the enemies, Ultra Gru is one of the enemies, and Shrek dies in the sixth episode. So far I've planned out the first 8, which is the first arc. In the next arc they'll journey to The Shadow Realm where they'll find Shadman, Wii Shop Channel, and of course Ejaculation Salt: The End Of All Things.
I'm surprised this comment got so popular by the way, I wasn't expecting to see over a hundred likes when I clicked that notification, thanks I guess.
@@the_enderslayer Does E.S.: T.E.O.A.T. happen to look like Incineroar?
@@liamfunnyman6965 He certainly will.
Welcome to the King Klub Club my dude.
Pudding.
Along with the fluffy fanclub
what about meth aknight
Hi guys I’m early to your comment so I’m saying hi to my favorite you tubers right now :)
Black Pete
"69: the end of all things"
accurate
In spanish and inglish its the same name, but ..... For some god forsaken reason It got absolutely messed up.
English
Revenge alolan wwhip comin da
And the end of all things is of corse, ejaculation salt
Y E S
“What about Dutch”
*several germans are typing*
Ich fühl mich angegriffen
And dutch people...
Du Arschloch
Deutch
There's a difference between Dutch and German lol
Update: They changed the name of Ejaculation Salt to *fish cake*
Edit: ok now it’s Fishing Salt, which is kind of a combination of the two, but still makes no sense
...That makes even less sense...
Man I didn't even know they could nerf him so bad!
@@mrmasterball217 he got terminal shrinkage
Is that better or worse?
Ejacultion salt is the main ingredient in fish cake
My pokemon moon starter grew up to become EJACULATION SALT: THE END OF ALL THINGS.
SAME BUT 2 TIMES AND SOON TO BE THIRD
Dont forget to level up ejaculation salt to LV:69
Same
I overheard my crush saying she still has Incineroar from the 4 dudes she played with on her birthday... As a Pokemon fan I thought this was innocent but odd... But now I see the TRUTH
That's the mega evolution
9:08 "oh no these all look to good"
Also villager: "Dorpsbewoner"
6:16 Now that i’ve played the entire Mother series, I get the joke, and boy does it hurt.
7:33 The music had the perfect timing.
Nobody reply how funny the timing was,
I giorno giovanna, have a reply
Herumi Mreko the timing was funny
That was the most impressive timing i've ever heard and seen.
Herumi Mreko
weeb
@@mrekozack7817 the timing was funny
"What's you're favourite Pokemon?" "the end of all things." "..."
really?
mines Armageddon
My favorite is peach
Mine is Ejaculation Salt 😂
Pudding
Panic at the disco starts violently playing
I dunno what's worse - that Alpha doesn't know Deutsch is German or that he doesn't know what a chrysanthemum is.
I wish the scythe's name was actually "Sickle of the dead god" That shit sounds metal as hell, way better than "Death's scythe" (well maybe change sickle to scythe but still sounds really badass)
Friend: what’s ur favorite Pokémon
Me: Ejaculation Salt, blazing roaring tiger, or the end of all things
1:41 or Gaogaen
is anyone gonna mention hes number 69?
Blazing roaring tiger with the closest
I laughed way too hard at ejaculation salt
No one talks about where he shoots his fire out during flamethrower
Too many things aline
I was so damaged i fucked away outside the stage.....
Just perfect...
When you are german and he says Dutch without knowing it’s Deutsch and you feel mentioned and ignored at the same time
Dutch is another language, you should know this because we are neighbours…
In german, dutch is niederländisch
@@jari4264 Bro I know... that was the joke 😅
@@jari4264 Hello Mister Niederländer.
2:06 joker: ILL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK
“Ejaculation salt” “ the end of all things” well I’m worried for Incineroar
Oh and can’t forget “Gaogaen”
What about Gaydorf ?
Ah yes, Gaydorf. I’m gonna main him.
y e s
Nice
3:22 “Sickle of the Dead God”
That legitimately sounds like a dark souls boss weapon
One that sounds like you have to do ng+ to get :P
Holy shit you are right
probably a gravelord weapon
"+1 Eco-fighter" has got to refer to Cloud, you can't convince me otherwise
Lucas refusing to be translated is the best, worst part of this.
I also find pit being lowercase so funny
Are we gonna ignore the fact that the tanooki leaf was called “super this”?
Also "Sandbag Kun"
Yeah I lmao at Sandbag Kun
Or that zelda was called salad
@@Guiyon "Sandbag kunnnnn!" XD if your an anime fan and got that reference like because I am going full alpha
Did you not catch the Revenge Scooter?
3:24 Alpha dissing the two crates while "Super This" is chilling in the corner
Yup why did he not speak about it?
With his buddy *Tal.*
He completely missed Bananagan too, which amazes me
i'm surprised methanite managed to fly over his radar too
9:20 as a french person I laughed at this 🤣
same
Same
@@marcelob.fuentes Les français partout , nous et notre fameux accent pourri
french “person”
I thought ZSS was "Samus sans armure"
6:17 this is the funniest shit as a mother fan
"F**k outside the stage!"
It's called "smash" for a reason
I was weak when I saw that
XD
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Waluigi was just getting his break, that’s all..
r/cursedcomments
I guess it's like saying f*ck off while you're actively removing said person from life.
“What about Dutch?” *triggers every German and Dutch person watching*
Star Faux I am Dutch and OH BOI i was triggered.
I am triggered. And I wanted to like the comment, but it currently has 69 likes...
I refuse to destroy that...
silvercandra you can like it now, sadly
@@ChillinSicilian NOOOOO! What kind of monster would do this?!
...I liked it too now...
He has a plan
9:41 Spanish
Issabelle: Cinnamon
Incineroar:THE END OF ALL THINGS
Haha! I watched the video too!
Nothing hits harder than Lucas not being translated
At least he doesn't have to suffer the same fate as the rest.
Let me evolve my Torrocat
*Evolves*
Torrocat evolved into the end of all things!
not wrong
I don't know the reason of that translation, in Spain we call him Incineroar.
*Ejaculation Salt*
Torrocat evolved into *Ejaculation Salt*
BOI ITS EJACULATION SALT
Box: Who are you?
Box with carrier: I’m you but *strongr*
EdgyMemeLord 420
*Box: Who are you?
Box with carrier: I’m you but *better*
Box: Who are you?
Box with carrier: Well box, I am you.
Im you but carrier
Daniel:
The Cooler Daniel:
Box: "Who are you??"
Box with carrier: "I'm you, but betur"
I actually meant to misspell
I laughed for way to long at "fuck away outside the stage"
7:56 actually that’s read as “Ness” because Cyrillic has a lot of the same characters as our alphabet but they mean the wrong sounds
alpha: *picks german*
also alpha : " *LeTs Go WiTh DuTcH* "
Yeah, happens with Austria 🇦🇹 and Australia 🇦🇺 too 🤷♀️
G E K O L O N I S E E R D
That also explains black pete
@@kakterius Idk I never translate anything from Australian
I SPEAK dutch (cuz im dutch)
@@dionysdumbasschannel7772 dark but grappig
7:33 love the musical timing
I'm hard LMAO 😂😂😅😜😜
It was timed perfectly
Veemo
Lķ
Flj00
“What about Dutch?”
Uh… Deutsch is German, sir
9:24 I need fanart of samus and sans combined
Ah, the battle I always dreamed of: Chrome vs Firefox!
Yup
FIYAH--**counter**
"What's your name?"
I go by many names. The Blazing Roaring Tiger, The end of all things, and most importantly of all, Ejaculation Salt
I tried to nickname one off of memory and got the s translation of him.
i dont want to like it because its on 69 likes but you have my like in heart
7:29 appropriate cuz Bowser sometimes referes to himself as the King of Awesome
As a Spanish speaking person, I can confirm Incineroar is the end of all things.
The fact that lucas didnt get translated is too big of a coincidence for me to believe
So Ejaculation Salt is The end of all things?
Sounds about right.
Don't forget Coolmaster... everyone's first Minecraft username!
It's actually the beginning
9:06 "these are too accurate!"
Quajutsu be like: you gotta be kidding
Dorpsbewoner
7:12 That means "Popopo" which is the early name of Kirby and was used for the title of Kirby's dreamland in japan
Can we all just take a moment to appreciate how badass Sickle of the Dead God sounds.
Fr
Yes, I'll take that over Death's scythe any day.
Can we all just take a moment to appreciate how cool ejaculation salt sounds
TheEpicTurtle
Or *the end of all things*
Our gods are dead. They were killed by Klingon warriors centuries ago.
It’s funny because ARMS didn’t get in but
*_feet did_*
I fucking choked on my slice of orange
i also thought it was strange that spring man and ribbon girls didnt get in (and i only say those two because theres to many arms characters for a game with only one title in its sieries)
w o w
Nintendo needs to work on armpit's translations. I mean, dark armpit has better translations so maybe sakurai is gonna be the next thanos and snap us all in half with good games.
how do you delete someone else's post
1:21
I like how most of them are numbered but Ness's is spelled out,making "Tenness"
6:28 the Chinese name of incineroar means blazing roaring tiger
Incineroar's Chinese name is 熾炎咆哮虎
熾炎(blazing)
咆哮(roaring)
虎(tiger)
No one
Nintendo:
Sakurai: *F U C K A W A Y O U T S I D E T H E S T A G E*
But remember Nintendoo is family friendly
The Cat XO1 Most of the time.
@@thecatxo1240 I love playing Bayonetta on my Switch or Wii U
The day that Sakurai snapped
@@eventideagentm7223 ...back to reality
9:41 Who noticed that Isabelle’s name was
(Clears Throat)
CINNAMON
In Latin América Most Female Dogs are called "Canela" that means Cinnamon
D. Geodrax Arehal 20 Golden BirdMaster true, but they could've easily called her "Isabella". Which is somewhat common.
I don't get why they chose "Canela" (Cinnamon) for her name of all things
In Spain her name is "Canela"
@@omarcasillas6188 let me explain the spanish pun. Both Isabelle and her brother (I don't know his english name) have these names: Canela and Candrés. The pun is that both names start with CAN-. "Can" is basically "Dog" (because of the scientific name, Canis Lupus Familiaris, in spanish Can's a synonym for Perro [Dog] ). We can't adapt the IS-A-BELL pun because here the AC currency is "Bayas" (Berries), so they made a dog pun with the names ^^
Not gonna lie, I think fan art of Princess Brigitte would be hilarious. Someone should really take these mistranslated names and just go to tow with them XD
genuinely my favourite video of all time. Cannot stop laughing without pausing the video
Not gonna lie: Sickle of the Dead God sounds pretty badass
Ikr
Well, death is a dead god, so...
It makes sense
It does though!
that is a fucking dark souls weapon in disguise
Well luigi did die from the sickle from the reaper so... yeah you are right T.rex king
7:27 a year later and I can't get over the fact that alpha didn't know what a chrysanthemum was
It no longer says “F*** away outside the stage” It now says, “Blow off the stage!”
ah yes, our princess, yellow all over, with black spots in certain areas, she’s got it all
Woah, they added Sans, Dark Sans and Zero Suit Sans!
"Samus sans combinaison". "sans" means "without" in french
@@maximefriction9728 without the skeleton 😂
@@pickleboi934 Without the flesh, you mean?
You're gonna have a bad Metroid game
There are 5 sans, the 3 sans from Metroid and the 2 sans from the Mother series; Sans and Blond Sans.
Incineroar is called 어흥염 in korean, which is 어흥(onomatopoeia for a roaring sound of a big cat)+염(koreanized chinese character 炎, which means fire). 염 became salt because it is a homonym with 염(koreanized chinese character 鹽, which means salt), but I’m not sure where the hell ejaculation came from... 😂
DudZ tell me why this is so funny😂🤣🤣
How do you Know this and how DID villager turn to DORPSBEWONER AT 9:09
@@absurdly1532
I just want to know how Incineroar turned into the end of all things.
In spanish Incineroar is just called Incineroar, and the end of all things would be "El final de todas las cosas"
Just why.
Seung Jun Rhee lol
9:10
Alpharad: oh no these are too good!
Villager: DOPWESQUETCB
“Do not give up even if you are stubborn!”
*_waluigi: the way to come_*
"How do you get ejaculation salt out of Incineroar??"
Furries and e621 Members: *heavy breathing*
omfg uhhhhhhhhhh i dont even have an explenation for this >.>
Ejaculate can also mean to say something, which could come from “roar”.
@@xian2themax but... where does the salt come in...
@@xx_sirpotatosalad_xx879 maybe its just another form of the male sexual liquid
s t o p
I'm so happy that this is the video that introduced me to Alpharad
This video gets better every time man
“Google translate did their job right!”
Yet villager is DORPSBEWONER
linnea miauw I know
@@SchneoBeo feels more dutch to me
@@SchneoBeo its dutch not german
Dorpsbewoner does translate right though! As a man in belguim I know
I am a German and I'm pretty sure, this was German. I mean there was standing deutsch wasn't it?
9:24 The foretelling of sans in smash...
Yeah thats cool and all but sans just means "without" in english samus sans armure = samus without armor
Now it is steve
@@troglodyte4160 I guess it makes sense. Especially considering that "Un Monde Sans Danger" translates to "A World Without Danger".
Code Lyoko: Un Monde Sans Danger
Code Lyoko: A World Without Danger
I'm sorry if this doesn't make sense. So please forgive me.
@@starfoxsmash7002 Make big DOOKIE
Why do i hear megolovania
5:52 that makes sense; Ice Climbers = Climbing Over Ice = Over The Iceberg
This is the first alpharad vid and I still like it
"Sickle of The Dead God"
I'm pretty sure that was a Bloodborne item.
"Dead God" is how Japanese translates the Grim Reaper.
Shinigami Sickle maybe?
*the end of all things*
Armageddon
*T H E E N D O F A L L T H I N G S*
That one was fake
@@ozyik9315 um...ok? no one said that it was real
I CANT WITH "SUPER THIS" AHISDFH
Stardust crusa-
Stardust man
7:26 They really just made Daisy into another flower
So that’s why Incineroar is the 69th character.
I knew it wasn't a coincidence
6 9 👀
I see a coincidence...
he's also a furry
It's also not an entirely inaccurate description
M1kz yee
9:08 HOW CAN YOU JUST IGNORE "DORPSBEWONER"
And “Mii-VECHTER”
NOPE
[[THIS IS GERMAN]]
Because Dorpsbewoner is a totally normal dutch word.
@@alanthesuperhero No it just sounds similar
7:26 Daisy is named after a flower that can make tea. The tea can cure colds and fevers very well.
Ass of October Fourth, 2021, the day before the final fighter, they have fixed "Fuck away outside the stage!"
I can't seem to choose between the end of all things and Ejaculation Salt...
Me neither man
The end of all ejaculation salt
Why
Not
Both?
Main gaydorf hes better
I wonder how many people have said that😂😂
Nintendo: EVERYONE IS HERE!!!
Me: YES!! THEY FINALLY ADDED GOOGLE CHROME AND FIREFOX!!!
LMAOOO
LMAO
@Tenuun TubeHD Probably coming in fighter pass 1
I see what u did there
@@glowingfox704 bro its already finished, were on fighters pass 2
Alpharad: Roy Daydidou
French and Quebec boys triggered:punch the wall
Alpharad: I don't have content. Incineroar: Now you do
How the heck-o gecko can the name Incineroar turn into ejaculation salt
how can it turn into the end of all things is a better question
Clockwork Star
True, the only fitting one is blazing roaring tiger
Furries uwu
ᵂʰʸ
@@requiem4007 that one was fake uwu
9:07 oh no these are too accurate. Looks like Google translate did their job right!
*DORPSBEWONER*
The villiger in german is dorfbewohner so it's close anough and Vechten is a sword fighting style
@@noaharndtserafim4789 It's Dutch, not German. Villager's name in German is just Bewoner.
@@waluigi356 you're right I actually play the german version but I forgot that ut was just Bewohner
NeonPulse it’s Bewohner..
@StickGhostMiner mii vechter is mii fighter in dutch
Seriously though, Hibuscus and waterfall sounds Super relaxing.
The audio mixing was just *mwah* , perfect
-"Chrysanthemum", an actual normal common flower-
Alpha: "Yeah I don't know what that is"
9:08 "These are too good."
**somehow blatantly ignores 45**
Daniel S dorpsbewoner
That's what he's called in Dutch so close enough I guess
@@christiank.3034 yeah I know but they're pretty similar languages so I guess google translate got confused
And 51, but 45 is funnier ._.
HE IGNORED FIREFOX
May I point out-
Bullet Bill: killer
Arcade Bunny: Part-time job
I love that the bunny hood the is called “Rabbit coworkers” and that Bullet Bill is just called “killer.”
Both are kinda true ngl
9:09
Alpha: "oh no these languages are too good!"
*Villagers' name is literally DORPSBEWONER*
I hear somebody calling me
Me: tries to say dorpsnewohner
The demon I just accidentally summoned: *visible confusion*
It just didn't translate.
It just didn't translate.
8:13 how the fuck did he not point of Methanite
I can forgive you not knowing that Ryu means dragon and dragons are long in China, but chrysanthemums are a legitimate flower in English (they're like daisies, but very extra)
He also called German Dutch
Lol these guys are both right, how never purple shift we don’t know what the tones are on long. It could mean something else
lol i couldn't realize what it was
why do english words need to be so complicated
Chrysanthemum in russian is Хризантема
Ch=X
Themum=тема
god bless amerussia
This is the third time I've watched this and its still funny
7:27 Chrysanthemums are like my favorite type of flower I’m surprised you never heard of them, since I recall them being mentioned several times in media I grew up with (if I’m not mistaken there is a SpongeBob episode where someone gets them, I believe Mr Krabs got them along with several other flowers in order to flirt with Ms Puf