Tik Toks I love more than my kids

Поделиться
HTML-код
  • Опубликовано: 22 янв 2025

Комментарии • 248

  • @unitedstatesofamericareal
    @unitedstatesofamericareal Год назад +277

    kids probably go to bed under cardboard instead of blankets every night

    • @RyanKeane9
      @RyanKeane9 Год назад +20

      $20 for quality street? You bet they are

    • @bruhidksomedumbshit
      @bruhidksomedumbshit Год назад +6

      Literally sleeping in a dumpster

    • @eukyre
      @eukyre Год назад +5

      it’s too hot for blankets anyways these days

    • @redwiltshire1816
      @redwiltshire1816 Год назад +3

      It’s like how people live in LA

    • @Masluc
      @Masluc Год назад +3

      No chance, cardboard is a privilege they must earn, a bit of a4 paper will do

  • @Kore_YT
    @Kore_YT Год назад +14

    4:54 Nah, my teacher laughed in my face in grade 8 when I said I wanted to be a paleontologist, then wondered why I lost complete respect for them and stopped trying in their classes for the next 3 years.

    • @ibrahim-sj2cr
      @ibrahim-sj2cr Год назад +3

      you should have replied something like.... "or i might accept my mediocraty just give up all my ambitions and become a teacher"

    • @Eugene_Black
      @Eugene_Black Год назад +2

      ​@@ibrahim-sj2cr well teaching isn't so much a calling these days it's just a graveyard for the unambitious and unlucky

  • @megan5832
    @megan5832 Год назад +15

    The urban tandoor ones absolutely killed me 😂

  • @BroganGunts-mr6ls
    @BroganGunts-mr6ls Год назад +26

    Always good to see the joy In George's eyes makes my day

  • @jojo5813
    @jojo5813 Год назад +140

    Always an interesting day when george posts

  • @Child_Dog
    @Child_Dog Год назад +67

    George, I 100% promise that when I was in year 10, a regular substitute teacher who had a reputation for being a dick, came to take my class and spent the whole time screaming at us about how we were gonna fail our GCSEs and wouldn't amount to anything. It was based on completely no provocation that I can remember either. He got reported and let go for it haha.

    • @SkiddlyBink
      @SkiddlyBink Год назад +3

      something similar happened in my year 8 english class, but to be fair to the poor woman, we had spent all term being pretty mean to her. so at least her meltdown was provoked...!

    • @redwiltshire1816
      @redwiltshire1816 Год назад

      I would say same but in my school if you was a dick of a teacher we where bullying you till you quit and most did

  • @gemb4005
    @gemb4005 Год назад +13

    can confirm that urban tandoor does banging food one of my favourite Indian restaurants !

    • @habadaba21
      @habadaba21 Год назад

      Agreed, went there the other night

  • @JackSinister
    @JackSinister Год назад +3

    I love that Bolton video so much. As someone that lives there, I can say it's exactly like that

  • @charky6683
    @charky6683 Год назад +75

    george we all know theres nothing u love more than kids

  • @drabkebab
    @drabkebab Год назад +1

    For those who don't know, the song playing in the Family Guy Bar clip is Sukiyaki by Kyu Sakamoto and it is actually a banger

  • @joshg2603
    @joshg2603 Год назад +9

    “How the fuck do you talk to kids”
    Finally, a topic I can contribute to

  • @VantaDraws
    @VantaDraws Год назад +2

    5:54 we had to do this in school, but lying our heads on each other’s stomachs.

  • @Jliske2
    @Jliske2 Год назад +2

    5:00 you underestimate the amount of rage students have managed to provoke from teachers who proceeded to say things like this

    • @aliciax5854
      @aliciax5854 Год назад

      That does happen but some teachers are just assholes and shouldn’t teach.

  • @forsecin
    @forsecin Год назад +4

    as someone that lives in bolton i can say it is exactly like the video shown

  • @eliterrr
    @eliterrr Год назад +15

    Thank you george for spreading awereness❤

  • @evil_katil
    @evil_katil Год назад +17

    I had an engineering professor in college that told me that as I was a woman I would always fail at engineering. Guess he was wrong as I've made cool things such as clocks.

    • @whyarewehere3893
      @whyarewehere3893 Год назад +2

      Like designing custom clocks? Or just made some clocks on an assembly line?

    • @seigeengine
      @seigeengine Год назад +4

      This comment is a ride.
      Clocks are definitely cool.

    • @aliciax5854
      @aliciax5854 Год назад

      Yeah, I think George needs to realise that there are teachers and tutors who belittle their students. My maths tutor told us that we wouldn’t pass our exams nor be able to get a job because we couldn’t understand some of it even though he didn’t know some of the stuff he was teaching and we couldn’t understand him. The man spoke gibberish sometimes lmao. Very ignorant of your professor, women can definitely be engineers lmao.

  • @GreenKangaroo48
    @GreenKangaroo48 Год назад +1

    0:22 We don’t, but he does

  • @amazingaquaticsandexotics3030
    @amazingaquaticsandexotics3030 Год назад +1

    the urban tandoor guys have peak content

  • @jkasaunder228
    @jkasaunder228 Год назад +5

    My newphew had an Ipad age 1, He could have pretty solid conversations age 4. Pretty sure we didn't learn to talk as early on because we were playing with trains, blocks and dirt.

    • @seigeengine
      @seigeengine Год назад +1

      The absolutely wild thing is that by the time a child is 5, they have a larger vocabulary than the vast majority of second language learners will ever have in that second language.

  • @radiaaahhh
    @radiaaahhh Год назад +6

    as a 19 year old who hasnt gone to a night club, i feel called out

    • @Gavrielasherdavis
      @Gavrielasherdavis Год назад +2

      That person in the video about the nightclub is me

    • @chocominttea
      @chocominttea Год назад +1

      Literally same but I've been told by most my family to not go to one lol

    • @aliciax5854
      @aliciax5854 Год назад

      @@chocomintteaI’ve been to a nightclub once and it was very fun. It’s usually just a bunch of sound people vibing to music and making friends.

    • @chocominttea
      @chocominttea Год назад

      @@aliciax5854 they told me not to go to any of the ones near me then none in general so I think my local ones might be a bit sus

  • @Justme-ip3wc
    @Justme-ip3wc Год назад +2

    9:42 I'm 24 and I've never been to a nightclub XD

  • @RealSwinty
    @RealSwinty Год назад +5

    Cuteness overload!!

  • @scarletsjazz6472
    @scarletsjazz6472 Год назад +4

    I actually had MULTIPLE teachers tell me I would never go anywhere, check ur privilege George 😒

  • @Rizzward
    @Rizzward Год назад +10

    Can confirm I like these tiktoks more than I like my kids (they ask for food too much)

    • @Rizzward
      @Rizzward Год назад +4

      Like they get to stay in my basement for free.

    • @Eugene_Black
      @Eugene_Black Год назад +4

      You truly are kind I just take them to the rubbish bin and tell them to have at it

    • @stegothedino
      @stegothedino Год назад +3

      you guys kept yours? i released mine into the wild years ago.

    • @Eugene_Black
      @Eugene_Black Год назад

      @@stegothedino and not yet benefits from the government? Truthfully that's the only reason I keep the little shits around

  • @orangeoog1766
    @orangeoog1766 Год назад +6

    I left secondary school at fourteen because the teachers were ABUSIVE, when my dad was in a meeting about it they did in fact tell him that I wouldn't be able to get a job at mcdonalds.

    • @seigeengine
      @seigeengine Год назад +3

      This reminds me of how we took these career suggestion quizzes in high school and it legit suggested I be a fast food worker.

  • @MrNerdcode
    @MrNerdcode Год назад +1

    teachers do say that,im 26 now and my teacher told me that if i cant get myself together ill be a homeless and live on the streets, she was above the retirement age but somehow the school did allow her to finish that last class, good times

  • @Hamster_Joy
    @Hamster_Joy Год назад +2

    The fact you can go to aldi and get real Terrys Chocolate orange for 99p 💀

  • @serunato
    @serunato Год назад +3

    glad to see all my fellow nd ppl in their 20s who have never been to a nightclub lmao

  • @tgs4207
    @tgs4207 Год назад +3

    Bristol has urban tandoori Bolton has volcanic lava and waterfalls. I love England, god save lizzy in a box

  • @theycallmemills
    @theycallmemills Год назад +3

    Believe it or not, there are not PRIME bottles in the 2p machines at Skegness now 😩🤣

  • @depecher6s311
    @depecher6s311 Год назад +3

    I’m 22 and have never been to a nightclub, but that’s just because I have crippling anxiety lol, I also don’t know any adults (other than me) who haven’t at least been to one

  • @JR_24_
    @JR_24_ Год назад +2

    5:02 my yr 5 maths teacher did. She wasn’t wrong

  • @Luxurious_count_levi
    @Luxurious_count_levi Год назад +8

    I'm 23 and I've never been to a club because I'm autistic

    • @seigeengine
      @seigeengine Год назад

      I'm older than you, neurotypical, and have never been to a club because going to a loud place with lots of people who are abusing drugs does not sound like a good time.

    • @aliciax5854
      @aliciax5854 Год назад

      @@seigeengineAbusing drugs does happen but it’s usually only a few people and it depends on the club, it’s actually fun when you go to the right one.

    • @seigeengine
      @seigeengine Год назад

      @@aliciax5854 lol, no, basically everyone in a club is on drugs.

  • @Lilyrev
    @Lilyrev Год назад +1

    2:59 I’m not a man but I do love a map

  • @singedunicorn
    @singedunicorn Год назад +6

    Petition for George to go to Urban Tandoor in Bristol

  • @Fxrris
    @Fxrris Год назад +3

    9:42 Im 20 and i have never been to a nightclub. I can’t stand large parties and I barely drink😭. I’d just wanna kms at a rave

    • @aliciax5854
      @aliciax5854 Год назад

      Yeah, it’s not for everyone. If you like dancing and drinking then yeah but if you like more chill settings then no.

  • @Juithyz
    @Juithyz Год назад

    5:04. I actually once had a teacher who called my parents and started mocking me saying I'll never pass the year. I passed the year with plenty of extra credit.

  • @jazstraw9588
    @jazstraw9588 Год назад +1

    Visiting urban tandoor is on my bucket list

  • @davethedrywallconsumer420
    @davethedrywallconsumer420 Год назад

    1:40 I remember seeing in a store they had to put them on sale to try get rid of em and nobody wanted them. It’s genuinely hilarious cuz they got to like $2 before they just got rid of them.

  • @SugiSimon
    @SugiSimon Год назад +5

    Felt like George's dusty vinyl extendable green screen in the background while watching this

  • @d-fens1612
    @d-fens1612 Год назад +3

    love you "George"

  • @joesephbowman
    @joesephbowman Год назад +3

    like tik toks drunk then watch them sober

  • @fook643
    @fook643 Год назад +5

    I love you megemnalous ❤

  • @MrQuabs
    @MrQuabs Год назад +1

    Completely honoured that THE george meme saw the same prime collection tik tok as me

  • @dr.wumbo8552
    @dr.wumbo8552 Год назад +2

    4:59 typically Id agree with George here but I had an old Spanish teacher mine tell me everyday for almost the entire year that all I'd ever do is flip burgers. It was completely warranted I was a little shit in that class but still

  • @LittleboGreepIsAsheepMAN
    @LittleboGreepIsAsheepMAN Год назад +2

    0:43 😧😦😨😰😳

  • @iloveclonewars451
    @iloveclonewars451 Год назад +22

    Love the content George and the frequency of uploads keep it up boss man 👍

  • @zfbryantk5262
    @zfbryantk5262 Год назад +1

    My friend got a cameo from you George for my birthday. Thanks for that I won't let my short comings stop me and ill tell Ryan he's naughty xx

  • @jamesconnor601
    @jamesconnor601 Год назад +1

    I did a Manchester United training camp in Bolton when I was 15 and I’m from Tennessee! Love the UK

  • @milly5416
    @milly5416 Год назад +1

    me an adult who has never been to a nightclub (chronic tism problems) 😅😅

  • @BigCMiner
    @BigCMiner Год назад +1

    Im starting to realise my fyp is scarily similar to George’s

  • @esmeecampbell7396
    @esmeecampbell7396 Год назад +3

    Anyone from Bristol actually know if Urban Tandoor is any good, sounds fucking class lol

  • @BamBewVT
    @BamBewVT Год назад +2

    A PE teacher in our school told is we're all gonna die before we were 30 because we couldnt run as fast as he wanted... 27 now. Sweet relief id only 3 years away

    • @seigeengine
      @seigeengine Год назад +1

      Sounds like a movie plot where the teacher is a serial killer and hunts you all down with chase scenes where you all can't run good enough.

  • @memedianajones
    @memedianajones Год назад +1

    Please watch hamhock jones this man made a commercial for his restaurant where he was dressed as jesus lmao

  • @dnivek12
    @dnivek12 Год назад +10

    If I had kids Id love anything more than them

    • @aliciax5854
      @aliciax5854 Год назад

      Don’t ever have kids then

    • @dnivek12
      @dnivek12 Год назад +1

      @@aliciax5854 👍 that's the plan

  • @serunato
    @serunato Год назад

    9:02 but wtf does big ben even do lol at least the orloj looks pretty

  • @Rleatfitness
    @Rleatfitness Год назад

    Urban tandoor is in my city and their tiktoks are iconic.

  • @milkemoments1366
    @milkemoments1366 Год назад +2

    i will now write paragraphs about how straws are superior
    Its much less messy, theres not chance of your drink spilling out of your mouth when you take a sip because it has a direct tunnel into your mouth. also, you wont have to wipe your mouth afer every drink- certain drinks can get your mouth sticky if you dont wipe after you sip, so straws overall are cleaner.
    If you wear anything on your lips, like lipstick or gloss, a straw helps prevent that from coming off onto the glass. the easiest way to drink from a glass or cup involves pressing your lips onto it, typically meaning you may rub off your lip product onto the glass. a straw, however, makes it easiest to prevent that from happenning.
    that brings me to my next point: cleaner glasses. this is good especiallyif youre at a resturaunt. your not putting your mouth on the same glass as everybody else, youre putting your mouth on a disposable straw that nobody else should be using, perhaps other than a friend or family member or s/o you may want to share a sip of your drink with.
    also, if your drink has ice in it, using a straw prevents you from ice touching your mouth and nose as you depend on gravity to help you finish the last of your drink.
    the straw can help you keep your drink mixed for any sort of drink thats a mixture; milk tea, coffees, etc. liquid seperates over time so youll need to mix it to keep it yummy.
    also, if youre goal is to look fancy, keeping your cup pratically spill-proof and upright youre entire meal is much nicer looking than tilting your glass and head all the way backto get the last drops of your drink.
    and if youre against plastic straws; many places have begun using biodegradable straws (my zoo for example who used to use paper straws for animals safety have now switched to a straw taht can easily decompose, but doesnt mess up with liquid; i believe many starbucks use the same kind of enviromentally safe straws). you can also buy your own reusable straw and bring it when you go out and simply ask to not be provided a straw at resturaunts as not to be wasteful, and because your brought your own.
    i also have a bias due to my sensory issues that make it hard for me to not use straws
    in conclusion, straws are nice
    this essay is from the straw gang

  • @aroace_disaster
    @aroace_disaster Год назад +1

    i just remembered when a cover teacher at my school told a kid to k1ll themself💀

  • @fridgebutgaming
    @fridgebutgaming Год назад +1

    I want tandoori chicken now

  • @ranopoly9625
    @ranopoly9625 Год назад +1

    about 5:00
    2 weeks ago someone told my form tutor about me and my gf (wlw) and my form tutor apparently said to this girl “im not suprised she was gay”
    the girl lies constantly but i dont know if i should like report it 😭

  • @Chloe-dv9hf
    @Chloe-dv9hf Год назад +1

    the flat viewing tiktok tickles me because
    A) currently viewing flats in a bit of a hurry and it’s realistic
    B) once slept through someone viewing my flat because i was ill, they were also videoing to show the pals they were moving with. thankfully the flat was clean and i was in bed, not the sofa

  • @Cosmic_Candy_
    @Cosmic_Candy_ Год назад

    3:03 oh god I've been there

  • @Goofbert69
    @Goofbert69 5 месяцев назад

    Urban Tandoor is simplistic unbeatable

  • @kibum_suh
    @kibum_suh Год назад +3

    just got home from the takeaway omg this is the perfect time for george to upload ty hottie 😍😋

    • @aliciax5854
      @aliciax5854 Год назад +1

      Omg, you’re an NCT fan 😭

    • @kibum_suh
      @kibum_suh Год назад

      @@aliciax5854 LMAOOO yeah 😭😭

  • @kitydestroya
    @kitydestroya Год назад +2

    father please let me out of the basement

  • @paytonbepopin
    @paytonbepopin Год назад +1

    bro george i’m not lying to you when i say a teacher once said i won’t be shit and asked me if i wanted a mcdonald’s application printed out, in the 8th grade…

  • @christopherwood12
    @christopherwood12 Год назад +1

    Teacher said I would never get into it. I got into it years later . It does happen

  • @frickfrog6546
    @frickfrog6546 Год назад +1

    i love nightclubs

  • @audreybringhabber5976
    @audreybringhabber5976 Год назад +1

    As a brit with an american dad from iowa, i can't believe you saw that tiktok

  • @TheSplendidCatDuck
    @TheSplendidCatDuck 10 месяцев назад

    Teacher did say exactly that to me about 20 years ago. I may never recover, but my God were they right 😂

  • @speedyr7678
    @speedyr7678 Год назад +1

    My primary school head said she taught stormzy… I still have no clue if I was true.

  • @gabesgotunpaidtaxes
    @gabesgotunpaidtaxes Год назад

    My piano teacher told me I wouldn't be able to get into uni for music when I was in highschool so I didn't even try. In retrospect, I could've and I would've been great. I wish I had.

  • @f1_skiddy149
    @f1_skiddy149 Год назад

    to talk to kids just say yeah, wow, and ok a few times

  • @hattarapilvi
    @hattarapilvi 10 месяцев назад

    no george those face tatts are cool af (i have noro virus so im binging george m videos thank you george memelous)

  • @kaicenatcomps
    @kaicenatcomps Год назад +1

    As a man from bolton its exactly like that im from a place called farnworth its beautiful defo wont get sliced for looking at the wrong guys e scoot

    • @effie1349
      @effie1349 Год назад +1

      Lmao am from Kearsley - a true utopia - can confirm the first tiktok is accurate for Bolton

    • @kaicenatcomps
      @kaicenatcomps Год назад

      @@effie1349 super accurate

  • @peter3327
    @peter3327 Год назад +1

    Would you do another things you missed in Movies plz
    Also good video

  • @aequanimitas
    @aequanimitas Год назад +4

    You're supposed to talk to them like an adult from word go, that's how they develop language skills.

    • @seigeengine
      @seigeengine Год назад +1

      Apparently baby talk helps babies pick up language faster, actually.
      The real question is why I feel compelled to make laser pews and explosion sounds when I'm playing with my cat.

    • @aequanimitas
      @aequanimitas Год назад +1

      @@seigeengine I've never heard that before. Interesting.

  • @amberbambergaming
    @amberbambergaming Год назад +1

    Nah, I genuinely had a teacher tell me I’d never achieve anything in life because I didn’t want to make a ham sandwich (I’m veggie)

    • @aliciax5854
      @aliciax5854 Год назад

      Some teachers are so dense, my maths teacher told the whole class we wouldn’t succeed in life because we need to know about triangles and angles and that we don’t listen to him even though we couldn’t understand what he was saying as he was mumbling not understanding the work either lol.

  • @thatcloveplant
    @thatcloveplant 10 месяцев назад

    i went to B&M yesterday and saw prime for like £1.20 or something like that lmaoo

  • @team_ribs
    @team_ribs Год назад

    10:00 is that song sukiyaki by kyu Sakamoto

  • @swagkuchen4764
    @swagkuchen4764 Год назад

    8:36 cant touch lamps they are a luminary too

  • @CoReaVT
    @CoReaVT 4 месяца назад

    thank you, george m for validating my trans identity (i love reading maps, their keys and everything to do with understanding them, trans masc)

  • @owenjolley351
    @owenjolley351 Год назад

    6:47 *Is that Jamie from Hotel Trubble?*

  • @zoominmonkey278
    @zoominmonkey278 Год назад

    8:39 can someone give me a link to this video I can’t find it

  • @docdragon0796
    @docdragon0796 Год назад +10

    George is too rich for kids

  • @harley089
    @harley089 Год назад

    AYE BOLTON THE 1ST MEME

  • @bettyschwalloks
    @bettyschwalloks Год назад

    urban tandoor is so good u have to make a vid coming here

  • @Josip-Broz-Tito
    @Josip-Broz-Tito Год назад +2

    Do more of these videos before i call the tax men onto you george

  • @Child_Dog
    @Child_Dog Год назад

    George, I 100% promise that I could easily burn through 20 million.

  • @shanedawsonscat1
    @shanedawsonscat1 Год назад

    memeulous you gotta do some videos watching keith lemon through the keyhole if you can find it

  • @TheoV1998
    @TheoV1998 Год назад +2

    i had a religion teacher tell me to drop out because i was gay 😂

    • @aliciax5854
      @aliciax5854 Год назад

      Oh dear, what happened after that?

  • @AddBox
    @AddBox Год назад

    hes never been to american schools. Bless your heart.

  • @lemqnshark
    @lemqnshark Год назад

    how u talk to kids is imagine ur like 12 and just talk how u would have at 12, not quite childish enough to be patronising but not adult enough to be boring

  • @mystic9081
    @mystic9081 Год назад

    my teacher acctually told me id never be succesful because i didnt do my homework. (They were probably right)

  • @lynx4082
    @lynx4082 Год назад +1

    Does that tatt man really think you "drive up" to the moon?

  • @Sigma_Function
    @Sigma_Function Год назад

    bro i whent to my tescos express they sell choclate oranges for like 2 quid

  • @Lacaag.
    @Lacaag. Год назад

    Pt2 George upload it.

  • @user-xd7dt6gr8l
    @user-xd7dt6gr8l Год назад +1

    i did have a teacher legitimately tell me i would never go anywhere but he was right i think he was also really mentally ill

  • @satanslittlelamb420
    @satanslittlelamb420 Год назад +5

    Thanks for this vid George I'm having such a shit day and this cheered me up a bit :,)