As an Asian person with Asian parents, it's actually kind of terrifying how real this is. I can now use this as a tool for demonstrating the Asian parenting concepts of negative reinforcement and conditional love.
spacepatrolblue my parents way of “disciplining” me and “loving” me has led to have a deep resentment for them as I find out each day just how much they’ve mentally and emotionally screwed me up. I can’t wait for the day I leave for college and am able to not be controlled anymore. As soon as I enter college I’m going straight to therapy.
@@DoodleDoo2 i’m sorry you experienced anything like that and I hope your able to get as much therapy as you need and succeed despite the treatment your parents have given you, people are always here even if its just random fans on Kevin’s channel remember we’re all supporting you!
@@Ahrone1586 Yes, I was making a rather cynical joke at the all-too-common reaction of Asian parents to the notion of therapy. I also might have said "Haiya! Why you tell stranger about all your problem? Just go fix them!" or, if they're a little more sympathetic, "You have time for therapy? I think that's your problem. Too much time for worry! Work harder, then you don need therapy!"
@@giantred it's just an ambiguous pale turquoise colour. Oh yes, minty, that suits. The bright green background and lighting possibly help the illusion.
When my brother was a baby he was so good at turning over. The first time he did it he just kept on going... straight into the wall. My parents enjoy telling that story.
i have a twin sister, and when we were babies, i was supposedly really good at rolling, but my sister couldn't, so she was so upset, she grabbed my hair to help her roll. my parents enjoy telling that story; perhaps to hide the fact that our relationship is abhorrent ;u;
It's funny how often Asian people don't get mad at stereotypes and just agree that they're true hahaha. My friend's chinese partner hates other Asians hahaha.
"What's wrong with my parents?" They are Asian. As an Asian child, I wish I could say this game is exaggerated but unfortunately it's pretty accurate...
@@shsltrash6685 And the sad part is other Asians tend to be racist against Filipinos just for being chill and having good loving relationships with their children...
@Sightless_Seeker because of the 1 child policy they did abort girls fairly often (since they're gonna get married and not support their parents amirite) until the government noticed there's like not enough potential mates for men for some reason
girl at the application: So what are your skills? girl: *I can play the piano and roll over* Well, we didn't get an application writing from you. girl: Oh yeah that's because I can't write.
This game is full of chinese meme, e.g. those faces, words like mind shadow, and others, so it's a bit hard to fully understand if you don't know about the memes. BTW Kevin you look great in that blue/green shirt!
@@Maesterful A lighthearted way of describing the dark side of the mind/trauma in the mentality/the damage one receives in one's mind from an incident/tragedy
i really relate to Kevin's frustration with his parents especially at 9:01 cuz my parents are always like "why are your grades so bad? are you stupid?" and then I'm like "no i was just practicing how to turn over like you told me to!! so i didn't have any time to study!!!! D:"
one thing i noticed going from reading japanese comics to korean comics to chinese comics is that the elements of educational stress and toxic family dynamics got more and more overpowering
Someone I cared about a lot died today so thank you Kevin for releasing a funny video so that my day could still have some joy to it ❤ your content makes me feel better
This man omfg this is the funniest guy I have ever seen. I’m not going to lie i only saw one of his videos on recommend yesterday and i love it. I stay up all night watching his comedy night and GTA 5 Rp. I have to give it to this man because if he was on everyone’s recommend one he would be bigger than pewdiepie. But, anyway my point is love your videos man keep up the great work you probably don’t care it coming from me but yeah
This is the most accurate Asian family simulator I've ever seen. I can't believe they even included buying a greeting card for no reason. That's great detail!
Hello fellow cult members. I hope your day is going well! Edit: anyone new to Kevin’s channel scrolling through the comments must be the weirdest mix of scared and confused....
Kevin, you should try playing Vampyr if you're inclined :) it lets you decide that fate of all named NPCs (kill them for power) lol, just a suggestion!
The derp face in all the pictures is actually really popular chinese memes. And the greeting card actually says, "Dad, Mom, it has been hard for you" which is like a phrase to thank your parents. But considering the parents are chinese it would go a bit like."THIS IS NONSENSE! ANYHOW SPEND YOUR MONEY! GO AND STUDY!"
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Good lord the more I watch Kevin the more I realize that he's a legitimate comedian with some serious psychological iss- uh, depth. Like he's not a stand-up comic by profession but no doubt has the mind and soul of a genuine comedian
OMG Kevin I think those things are things you've already learned to do. You should have been practicing walking and running but instead you just kept doing turn over several times a day for your entire childhood thats why you were so far behind lol because everytime you turned over you made a fraction of the stat points the other ones gave you
Omfg the part where you have to decline a gift for long enough before you can actually accept it I just laughed so hard my Asian friends are always talking about that XDDD
If this game doesn't end up on the TV Tropes page "Hilariously Abusive Childhood. . ." XD I mean, wow, poor Kevin -- you put all that work into turning over and learning the piano, and what does it get you? Endless amounts of stress and your dad claiming that he doesn't care if you tell people he BEATS you as long as you get good grades. I don't think these parents would appreciate your RUclips career the way it deserves, Kev!
The different colors give you different skills. So clicking green gives you IQ points. It makes it easier/cheaper to buy things when you raise your trait.
![Noob To Max With DRAGON REWORK In Blox Fruits [FULL MOVIE]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/LnBMOinoOvA/mqdefault.jpg)
“I’m not done, put me back in”
killed me
me too. xD
How did you type this then?
When he said that I was deceased
@@mariusman3671 It's their ghost typing it :o
@@multifandom2462 B-but. That's impossible!
“I’ve reached high school”
“Jesus my mental state is not good”
Bro I felt that shit lmao
Bruh same lmfaoo
every student ever
Then follows with "I think it's time to end this here"
RockerCatErrorEncountered 404 really felt that one
Don't worry, it will get worse.
Kevin: F... F...
Parents: OMG he's about to say his first word! You wanna say "Father"?
Kevin: FECK!!
my sisters first words were shit
XD
The first word my sister learned to spell was ass
@@qrowbranwen technically that's impossible 💀
Staci how
Girl: enters highschool
Also Girl: has no other talent than playing a piano and roll over
Maths final exam *Rolls over*
girl*
@@linkachu5537 *Standing Ovations*
Rolling over is an essential life skill.
It's more than most got.
"i look like an undercooked minion"
Kevin we tried to tell you but...
Nice
I don’t get it
@@avivaviva513 ._.
Amazing. Absolutely hilarious.
YELー
"I'm just a complete baby myself, because I'm just clicking the pretty colours" Somehow relatable
Explains why he loves Idle Breakout so much...
@@Thenoobestgirl Haha yeah
@@Thenoobestgirl A adxXzzzdd~zzz
As an Asian person with Asian parents, it's actually kind of terrifying how real this is.
I can now use this as a tool for demonstrating the Asian parenting concepts of negative reinforcement and conditional love.
spacepatrolblue my parents way of “disciplining” me and “loving” me has led to have a deep resentment for them as I find out each day just how much they’ve mentally and emotionally screwed me up. I can’t wait for the day I leave for college and am able to not be controlled anymore. As soon as I enter college I’m going straight to therapy.
@@DoodleDoo2 i’m sorry you experienced anything like that and I hope your able to get as much therapy as you need and succeed despite the treatment your parents have given you, people are always here even if its just random fans on Kevin’s channel remember we’re all supporting you!
@@DoodleDoo2 Haiya! You don need therapy! It's all in your head!
@@michaelheliotis5279 thats the reason
@@Ahrone1586 Yes, I was making a rather cynical joke at the all-too-common reaction of Asian parents to the notion of therapy. I also might have said "Haiya! Why you tell stranger about all your problem? Just go fix them!" or, if they're a little more sympathetic, "You have time for therapy? I think that's your problem. Too much time for worry! Work harder, then you don need therapy!"
Me: that's a nice blue shirt, it really suits him
Kevin: I'm wearing kind of a green t-shirt here...
Is this how you discovered your blue green colourblindness?
It's kinda a minty green with a touch of blue
I saw more blue too
@@giantred it's just an ambiguous pale turquoise colour. Oh yes, minty, that suits. The bright green background and lighting possibly help the illusion.
I thought it was teal
Is it not like a pastel baby blue?
"I don't know how to be a child, which explains why I don't know how to be an adult."
Accidentally profound.
When my brother was a baby he was so good at turning over. The first time he did it he just kept on going... straight into the wall.
My parents enjoy telling that story.
Once I turned over until I fell on our cold tile floor in the middle of winter. My parents enjoy telling that story
Wtf? I just got tossed into a ceiling fan. :(
ElysetheEevee *how did that even happen tf*
i have a twin sister, and when we were babies, i was supposedly really good at rolling, but my sister couldn't, so she was so upset, she grabbed my hair to help her roll.
my parents enjoy telling that story; perhaps to hide the fact that our relationship is abhorrent ;u;
@@alexisrox44
This is hilarious
"Wait, you're saying your name is Girl?"
"What, no! My name isn't Girl! That would be stupid!
My name is girl."
Lol
Well considering there is no such thing as capital letters in Chinese... It makes sense. :D
*Write an essay about how bad parents treat their children*
Asian parents: "I dont care as long as you got A+"
Sadly as an asian i can relate to that
It's funny how often Asian people don't get mad at stereotypes and just agree that they're true hahaha. My friend's chinese partner hates other Asians hahaha.
@Bringer of Death Im so sorry that happened to you. I hope you are okay and safe.
Most likely the parents would only know their children got an A, not knowing what they wrote lol
So many things referenced in the game I believe most Asians can relate. "You came from the trashcan" was for me.
Suicide attempts are high even among asian kids in america, it's really dumb
Disappointing Irish parents not good enough for ya?!
How to dissapoint american parents: be against guns
How to dissapoint aussie parents: walk right-side-up
How to dissapoint polish parents: be gay
How to disappoint Puerto Rican parents: Not being an alcoholic
How to disappoint Canadian parents: not saying "sorry" for no reason.
How to disappoint Russian parents: Believe in capitalism
oh yes my favorite life skills... piano, running, muscle memory, and *turning over*
"What's wrong with my parents?"
They are Asian. As an Asian child, I wish I could say this game is exaggerated but unfortunately it's pretty accurate...
Indeed it is quite accurate
Relatable.
F
F to the rice-eyed ones
Fortunately not *all* Asian parents are like that though. Like the filipino culture is quite chill
@@shsltrash6685 And the sad part is other Asians tend to be racist against Filipinos just for being chill and having good loving relationships with their children...
Chinese Parents: "It's a boy! Let's name it Girl."
Kevin:........... Feck ..
Girl:*
wait that's illegal
Also Chinese parents: it's a girl, time to abort
@Sightless_Seeker because of the 1 child policy they did abort girls fairly often (since they're gonna get married and not support their parents amirite) until the government noticed there's like not enough potential mates for men for some reason
@@aliveslice yeah, they already abandoned the 1 child policy.
"I am Slatan"
Kevin: "Did that say I'm Satan"
Somewhere in LA there's a multimillionaire swedish serb, screaming at Kevin
I thought It said "I am Stalin"
@@crysteeld77 even better!
@@crysteeld77 for ze mother land
Hehe Zlatan doesn't scream people scream at Zlatan
oskado95 WAIT I LIVE IN SWEDISH AND I THOUGHT HIS NAME WAS ZLATAN NOT SLATAN
"Knife techniques? Oh for eating. I thought I was gonna... stab someone".
I can't even 😂😂😂
As an asian, the turning away money part really hit home
This applies to restaurant bills too.
Bruh I can’t speak in any language other than English so I have to watch helplessly as my parents take my red envelopes away for “safe keeping”
@@assfaultthearmadillo4687 I'll teach you how to receive your red packets in mandarin:
Gong xi fa cai, HONG BAU NA LAI
Jarrod Su I SPEAK CANTONESE BUT THANK YOU
@@jarrodsu9938 haha haha! 恭喜发财，红包拿来！My parents would've killed me if I said that.
But Kevin, you could just do that with your own parents.
He already did.
@@marshidden4352 Haven't we all?
@@alexanderticonuwu7591 we all have failed
I’m so annoyed he named him girl and not Girl.
Indeed.
that just goes to show how they truly gave zero shits about him
No, that would have increased their expectations of him.
Why not GIRL?
Why not girL?
I Irish RUclipsr Kevin O’Reilly protests gender norms by naming his son “girl”
that's awesome
"I'm wearing a green t-shirt so I hope I don't have to use my green screen at any point today"
Kevin, when do you ever use your green screen?
In the Country roads video!
Don't forget the time he put RT dancing in the background :>
Brett and Eddy plus Kevin? You are a true person of culture.
@@mainaccount3087 ha, thank you
When trolling?
>write about how dad beats you
>dad doesn't care how you depict him as long as you make high scores
Have you met our son, girl? He's very good at rolling over! Oh, also the piano.
Stay tuned for Girl: College Edition, where Girl turns over a new beef with his dad!
Not Girl, but girl.
girl at the application:
So what are your skills?
girl: *I can play the piano and roll over*
Well, we didn't get an application writing from you.
girl: Oh yeah that's because I can't write.
I’m half Chinese myself and this is the most accurate thing *ever*
The red envelope pushing game is too relatable to anyone with Chinese relatives.
"Is my dad a dictator"
The apple doesn't fall far from the tree does it?
This game is full of chinese meme, e.g. those faces, words like mind shadow, and others, so it's a bit hard to fully understand if you don't know about the memes. BTW Kevin you look great in that blue/green shirt!
Wait, could you tell me what mind shadow is supposed to mean lol?
bayduve grolode Oh okay, thanks! It’s so interesting to hear about memes from another culture.
@@bananahat3350 No problem! I'm glad you understand. I was worried about my poor explanation lol
What the heck is mind shadow? Signs of brain cancer?
@@Maesterful A lighthearted way of describing the dark side of the mind/trauma in the mentality/the damage one receives in one's mind from an incident/tragedy
Kevin: I'm getting a chance at impressing my parents.
Also Kevin: *Dating Colonel Sanders*
(small creator/dreamer btw)
i would be impressed and proud.
james N/A me to me to
That's a win in my eyes
well, Sanders does have a stable job....
"You are born!" The only achievement in my 17 years of being alive.
"I'm not done! put me back in!"
Actually couldn't stop laughing at that XD
Have you been able to stop yet? Should I send help?!
@@mewtuwa i think he died
Rip
@@mewtuwa Its been 14 hours and nope.... yes, please send help XD
@@Random-ly5oq Oh lord we forgot about this man rest his soul
11:03
girl has 400+ IQ
Kevin: "I think we're better than average"
Ireland and China are basically right next to each other, so this shouldn’t be a big deal. At least, that’s what I was told during Geography lessons
That reminds me if twisted translations version of bad guy by billie eillish. "We found spain near china."
Ireland trade with China and send goods like powdered baby milk I heard that anyway
"I'm not done, put me back in!"
K E V I N 🙈 I just fucking choked
"The real treasure was your family all along or something lame like that"😂
kevin: quits playing the game during the high school stage
me: yeah seems accurate
Kevin you fool, you should have learned the PAINO, not the piano. Only then would girl have succeeded.
I can't remember where paino is from can you explain please
Царь the twitch sings videos
i really relate to Kevin's frustration with his parents especially at 9:01 cuz my parents are always like "why are your grades so bad? are you stupid?" and then I'm like "no i was just practicing how to turn over like you told me to!! so i didn't have any time to study!!!! D:"
Chinese parents have notoriously high standards and expectations for children, this can only go badly.
one thing i noticed going from reading japanese comics to korean comics to chinese comics is that the elements of educational stress and toxic family dynamics got more and more overpowering
When disappointing your first set of parents isn't enough:
😂
Hahah😂
“I’m not done, put me back in”
~CallMeKevin 2019
Kevin: (names the kid girl)
Every English teacher ever: NOOOOO
(I say that because it is not capitalized)
Someone I cared about a lot died today so thank you Kevin for releasing a funny video so that my day could still have some joy to it ❤ your content makes me feel better
Me: **watches video**
12 minutes later
Notifications: psst! Hey, kid... want to see cool video?
Tomorrow's Recommendation: I've got the prototype for the best video ever!
Me: I've watched the prototype already.
Half the time I seem to get notifications like a week late. Rather pisses me off when it’s something I’ve been waiting for.
Father: "you docta"
Kevin: "im only 12"
Father: "call me when you docta"
Edit: im so happy to have this many likes, thank you fellow subs
I always ask my work to give me breaks from 2-3 just so I can watch Kevin’s video as soon as he drops it
Keegan, aww that’s nice of your work.
Andrea Yanome I tell them I have diarrhea
I thought y9u were gonna says you could practice turning over.
10:09 What a chill dad
100% Irish
100% Disappointing
- Kevin’s parents.
And 100% reason to remember the name.
Kevin getting a Chinese family man the exchange student industry must be regretting accepting Kevin in the program
His parents didn't even capitalize his name, it's just "girl".
This man omfg this is the funniest guy I have ever seen. I’m not going to lie i only saw one of his videos on recommend yesterday and i love it. I stay up all night watching his comedy night and GTA 5 Rp. I have to give it to this man because if he was on everyone’s recommend one he would be bigger than pewdiepie. But, anyway my point is love your videos man keep up the great work you probably don’t care it coming from me but yeah
"I look like an uncooked minion!"
I think you have problems if you're cooking minions
Throwing minions in an oven sounds like something kevin would do tbh
@David L true lol
Well you wouldn't want to eat them raw...
@@mischashucker9897 Well said
This is the most accurate Asian family simulator I've ever seen. I can't believe they even included buying a greeting card for no reason. That's great detail!
"Run"
The game's just trying to teach people what to do if they see Kevin. It's a survival lesson
Running from danger (Kevin) is not something you learn to do its a natural response
"If your mind's shroud reaches 100 you lose"
Did you mean *depression*?
OMG 2.4M SUBS ?!!!!! THE LAST TIME I WATCH YOUR VIDEOS YOU WERE LIKE AROUND 200K ONLY OMG I'M SO PROUD OF U KEVIN😭💜💜
Hello fellow cult members.
I hope your day is going well!
Edit: anyone new to Kevin’s channel scrolling through the comments must be the weirdest mix of scared and confused....
Thank you; to you as well.
The same to you, fellow cultist.
No u, fellow cultist.
noel090909 HAIL JIM
Thank you, may we continue sacrificing for Lord Pickens.
kinda funny how kevin inadvertently turned this game into “Dysphoria Simulator”
Day 173 of wishing Kevin a happy birthday everyday.
Happy birthday, Kevin.
You remind me of the bore ragnarok guy but he doesn't post anymore. REEEEEEE
@@valpro4604 Bore Ragnarok Guy? More like Gore Bagnarok Ruy!
Gore?
i hope Kevin will heart react to your comment on his actual birthday
@@mdlnlvgd We'll see how it end up! He's hearted twice and replied once when it wasn't his birthday.
Oh I would really like a second part of this video! It was really fun.
"Just a long night of l practicing how to roll over"
*D O A B A R R E L R O L L !*
Classic Kevin, dropping high school before it’s even begun
my hobbies include rolling around on the floor for years and dominating in the piano scene
"'A long time ago we were a wealthy and influential family...' Well what happened!?"
...Mao.
Kevin, you should try playing Vampyr if you're inclined :) it lets you decide that fate of all named NPCs (kill them for power) lol, just a suggestion!
I wish the only expectation people had of me was to turn over.
"Always looking for hugs"
Misheard that as "Always looking for frogs"
I was playing final fantasy 9 that's true for me
The Dear Leader's cults prohibits looking for frogs.
I know,@@PANZERFAUST322 . I was concerned when I misheard him.
@@jf1376 , what has this got to do with looking for frogs?
@@PANZERFAUST322 true
The way this game progresses is so cool. The background art style grows as you grow.
Whilst Kevin read "Satan" I read "Zlatan", I'm very confused as to why a Chinese kid and HOW a Chinese kid could become a swedish football player...
𝐀𝐧𝐠𝐢𝐞 Cool profile pic
The derp face in all the pictures is actually really popular chinese memes. And the greeting card actually says, "Dad, Mom, it has been hard for you" which is like a phrase to thank your parents. But considering the parents are chinese it would go a bit like."THIS IS NONSENSE! ANYHOW SPEND YOUR MONEY! GO AND STUDY!"
Kevin's titles are always amazing
Caramel Thief Yes like that one video he named “Reacting to my subreddit.” That was one of the best titles I think.
@@anneblackk wow after almost 900 videos he's had some mediocre ones
Caramel Thief Yes but I after with you. I just meant it as kind of a sarcastic joke. Sorry
"For my action,
I shall forfeit!"
I wish I could do that for Uni...
“...Lots of turning over; I enjoyed it.”
That somehow sounds innocent but also dirty at the same time.
*You better*
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i would love to see kevin's search history to find games
Good lord the more I watch Kevin the more I realize that he's a legitimate comedian with some serious psychological iss- uh, depth. Like he's not a stand-up comic by profession but no doubt has the mind and soul of a genuine comedian
OMG Kevin I think those things are things you've already learned to do. You should have been practicing walking and running but instead you just kept doing turn over several times a day for your entire childhood thats why you were so far behind lol because everytime you turned over you made a fraction of the stat points the other ones gave you
Omfg the part where you have to decline a gift for long enough before you can actually accept it I just laughed so hard my Asian friends are always talking about that XDDD
0:55 - "I'm in this picture and I don't like it."
I need to see this as a series, please Kevin!
I still want a "Painting with Kevin" series-
I am so happy Kevin played this game. It is really cool and actually brings back memories XD
Petition to make Kevin play High school dreams a series to get his high school diploma
Love you Kevin. You always make me feel better
The topic is about your parents
Kevin : *chooses how his dad beats him*
Me : you too ?
Are you okay?
@@BriarPatchNyra tbh no probably
I have been watching kevin for 3 months now, I realised he is just a guy constantly whining at the camera, but 10/10 will watch all of it again
as a Chinese, I think I’m going to thoroughly enjoy this
If this game doesn't end up on the TV Tropes page "Hilariously Abusive Childhood. . ." XD I mean, wow, poor Kevin -- you put all that work into turning over and learning the piano, and what does it get you? Endless amounts of stress and your dad claiming that he doesn't care if you tell people he BEATS you as long as you get good grades. I don't think these parents would appreciate your RUclips career the way it deserves, Kev!
Game: It's a boy! Give him a name!!
Kevin's immediate reaction: Lets name him girl!
7:52 lovin the Superma shirt
Can we get a full play through, seems like a funny game
1:01 ‘What the hell, I look like an undercooked minion!?’ That's a hit-to-the-like-button right there ha ha
You should troll in Second life I think it would be hilarious and you would have a lot of fun.
Yes!!
Mind shadow sort of translates as stress/trauma - if your parents make you too depresso, you lose the game
As a person that has Chinese parents I can confirm
The different colors give you different skills. So clicking green gives you IQ points. It makes it easier/cheaper to buy things when you raise your trait.
“Undercooked-minion”
Kevin 2019
Cricket. I thought I just got a small amount of likes.
Also there’s no comments?! Woah that’s a first.
First.
Sirst
Second first
Nice.
Fuck off