I’m here to pass this wise statement a wise man on the internet once said about Michael, “there is a line between clinically insane and intelligent. And Michael has snorted that line.”
I like how as soon as you give Michael a weapon he turns into some kind of assassin murder hobo goblin Dude gets five knives and lily goes “oh one for each of us” and instead he uses them all wherever he can fit them
I think Michael's "hatred" for sea turtles is really a cleverly disguised love for them. He pretends to hate them for the meme in an effort to bring awareness to their plight. Or maybe he really does fuckin' hate em, idk.
He really doesn't hate them According to one stream where Lily did a storytime about them going to Hawaii, they visited Michael's grandma and apparently the grandma loves turtles. Michael gave her a turtle(statue? Something you can display) as a gift for her So him hating turtles is only part of his persona
@@ronaleelopiga2927 clearly he hates turtle because they took all of the love he would have received from his grandmother and he is now on a quest to end their being in order to be loved which is why he gave her something to remember them by after they have all disappeared.
> Can safely play with knife > Can program machines > Can make fun of two races without getting cancelled > Can break escape room in unintended ways > Can make you laugh when you're down > Can take a year to post a video > Will tase you in a milion ways Michael is a man of many talents
What's absolutely hilarious to me is that in the "drugs??" clip, it actually is drugs, it was Michael's prescription that was mailed to the house and got mixed up in the PO box packages by mistake.
He is crazy smart and does honestly handle knifes pretty well all be it dangerous but i love that he wakes up and chooses violence everyday and it shows.
Might be too late for this, but you probably meant “albeit” instead of “all be it” to mean “although it is”. The contraction into one word has been made many centuries ago and people don’t tend to use the version with three words anymore. Hope you have a good day.
I mean he already created a James Bond type killing machine with the surgery knife table- probably just a normal-ish day away from releasing his horde of killer drones. (Holy crap, if he creates sharks with FRICKIN’ LASER BEAMS ATTACHED TO THEIR HEADS)
@Username He’s the cat that you leave alone for a few minutes in the kitchen, come back only to see they’re not there, and then you look around and find them in a jar inside of a cupboard, unknowing how they got there.
My theory is that Michael is just a homeless person that was very lucky with the skills he got when born. He just happened to get caught up in otv shenanigans and became apart of him. Either that or he is just genuinely insane.
Michael is a Main Character. He can do crazy things with machines and computers, he's skilled with knives, and he boxes. His main flaw to keep him from being a Gary Stu is him being a complete crackhead
I am certain Michael reeves is ”god” incarnated. You know those animes where there is this op character that reincarnates because his life was boring. Michael did just that.
He is going to make a psychopath and home intruders cry with fear in a instant if they take a single inch near him... This is why he doesn't need home protection... I can feal the abyss in his eyes. Have a nice day.
When you build something amazing but someone destroys it then you will build over and over again and again but you will never gonna give you up and will never gonna let you down and never gonna run around and desert you.....................................................................................
I’m here to pass this wise statement a wise man on the internet once said about Michael, “there is a line between clinically insane and intelligent. And Michael has snorted that line.”
Then he's no different than a mad scientist
@@ぴゃ人何 it’s a Venn diagram and he’s in the centre
I've also have seen that's wise man's quote, it gave me a reason to live
this made me laugh way to hard
Just read this on another Michael compilation
The only thing about Michael that I fear is his upload schedule
why would you fear something that does not exist?
How can you be afraid of sth that doesn't exist
U know that's true fear!
Well I mean you need to have to give time for each war crime you commit do you not?
The greatest fear is fear of the unknown
Michael is a boxer, swordsman, creator, parcore runner, technician, and a very skilled individual at this point
Didn't know Johnny Sin had a son
@@noad9977 with the amount of people he’s “helped” he probably has more than one..
All that just for a gun to kill him lmao
@@bruhmoment7819 what
And a crackhead
The utter terror when Michael has any form of blade in his hand is unmatched
No that's when he has a taser knife.
@@TheRealAaronbrinetrue that is the ultimate weapon for him
Everyone else: gets well thought of, kind, caring gifts
Michael: *K N I V E S*
Same thing
I mean one of them got krinkle shorts-
Also, ding dings
I like how as soon as you give Michael a weapon he turns into some kind of assassin murder hobo goblin
Dude gets five knives and lily goes “oh one for each of us” and instead he uses them all wherever he can fit them
Five sword style
Who said she meant one for each of them to use could have been one for each of us to be killed with :P
@@roronoazoro9657 Zoro Pro Philippino version
8:16 I love how everyone immediately started screaming when Michael found out it was a taser.
(I never even realized I screwed up the timestamp. A.)
8:16 not 8:30
I would be sacred if i was friend with taser obsessed man having a taser
Giving the Taser Man a new set of Taser.
This can only go shockingly well, literally.
Which video is this
@@f22littleraptor21it's more that it looked more like a normal flashlight, but then the taser function came into the picture
There is nothing to fear but Fear itself, and Micheal Reeves too.
No need to fear me young one
Bold of you to assume Michael Reeves is not Fear itself.
Fear itself is afraid of michael reeves
I think Michael's "hatred" for sea turtles is really a cleverly disguised love for them. He pretends to hate them for the meme in an effort to bring awareness to their plight.
Or maybe he really does fuckin' hate em, idk.
nahhhh when a man refers to taking a poo as clutching up, he's got some love in there
He really doesn't hate them
According to one stream where Lily did a storytime about them going to Hawaii, they visited Michael's grandma and apparently the grandma loves turtles. Michael gave her a turtle(statue? Something you can display) as a gift for her
So him hating turtles is only part of his persona
@@ronaleelopiga2927 clearly he hates turtle because they took all of the love he would have received from his grandmother and he is now on a quest to end their being in order to be loved which is why he gave her something to remember them by after they have all disappeared.
I hate them
@@JackDaniel-yl6hl the plot thickens
9:19 michaels look of surprise. Shows that lily can be just as chaotic as him
Yeah that was such a "ayo wtf" Moment
Why is he so fkn good at flipping knives
He's filipino, swordfighting is in our blood
> Can safely play with knife
> Can program machines
> Can make fun of two races without getting cancelled
> Can break escape room in unintended ways
> Can make you laugh when you're down
> Can take a year to post a video
> Will tase you in a milion ways
Michael is a man of many talents
I love how Lily’s “You wanna fight” was like a Manchurian candidate statement that activated his kill mode haha
What's absolutely hilarious to me is that in the "drugs??" clip, it actually is drugs, it was Michael's prescription that was mailed to the house and got mixed up in the PO box packages by mistake.
He is crazy smart and does honestly handle knifes pretty well all be it dangerous but i love that he wakes up and chooses violence everyday and it shows.
Might be too late for this, but you probably meant “albeit” instead of “all be it” to mean “although it is”. The contraction into one word has been made many centuries ago and people don’t tend to use the version with three words anymore. Hope you have a good day.
Michael is one bad day away from becoming a super villain
I mean he already created a James Bond type killing machine with the surgery knife table- probably just a normal-ish day away from releasing his horde of killer drones.
(Holy crap, if he creates sharks with FRICKIN’ LASER BEAMS ATTACHED TO THEIR HEADS)
"Awww look he made new friends"
Micheals friends: Knives..
Part of me thinks Michael learned some level of escrima growing up, but his completely disregard for knife safety makes me think otherwise.
he studied excruciatingly hard to learn every possible safety rule inside and out specifically so that he can break as many of them as possible.
@@emoAnarchist just like Real Civil Engineer.
Michael Is that protagonist that has a shit ton of weapons out of nowhere and somehow use them all perfectly
If you look away from this man child for a second the whole world would descend into madness and chaos
@Username
He’s the cat that you leave alone for a few minutes in the kitchen, come back only to see they’re not there, and then you look around and find them in a jar inside of a cupboard, unknowing how they got there.
1:38 THE ONE PIECE, THE ONE PIECE IS REAAAAAAAAL
*can we get much higher*
*so high*
OOH OOOH OOOOOOH
OOH OOOOH OOOOOOOOH
(pause the video)
0:11 The way Michael can twirl a fucking knife just like that kinda scares me.
Michael is a man of many talents and little restraint
My theory is that Michael is just a homeless person that was very lucky with the skills he got when born. He just happened to get caught up in otv shenanigans and became apart of him. Either that or he is just genuinely insane.
i choose both
My introduction to Michael was when Dr Mike reacted to his DaVinci Robot. Needless to say I was terrified from the first meeting itself
lowkey really want to see michael doing a knife fight like maybe something like proving swordsman how terrifying daggers can be in the right hands xD
0:15 when your CS:GO Instincts start kicking in
OMG Scara chucked that book so fast when michael was explaining 2:25
This is a certified reason you should be scared of Michael reeves
That moment you realize Michael’s real profession is hitman
michael doesn't seem to have fear so i will fear for him
I love how all his favorite shit is ding ding merch and he feels like a stone cols killer when he has a weapon. Like a fish
Wait I should only start fearing Michael now? I already did when I saw home make a surgery robot
Michael is a Main Character. He can do crazy things with machines and computers, he's skilled with knives, and he boxes. His main flaw to keep him from being a Gary Stu is him being a complete crackhead
4:38 bro sounds like a tired dad
6:13. the sacred king of knife
I am certain Michael reeves is ”god” incarnated. You know those animes where there is this op character that reincarnates because his life was boring. Michael did just that.
6:26 When Zoro says three is not enough.
I love the constant Michael! Right before it cuts to the next clip
"why did they package it like this"
"bombs... come back toast, ride or die remember? "
Michael really said "Fuck Three Sword Style I got Five Knife Style.
6:08
Lily:one for each of us
Me:no all for Michael
He’s so dangerous, RUclips only lets him upload 2 videos a year or else he would break the algorithm
Lily: "wanna have a knife fight"
Also Lily: **instant regret**
0:10 he just talented af bois
Him furiously throwing shit at Yvonne is the funniest thing XD
I've seen a clip of this and all I could think was "who was he during his past life ?!"
Zoro : three sword style
Micheal : 5 daggers style
Michael has a taser flashlight,
*Everyone immediately gets PTSD*
I'm convinced that Michael is gonna start an apocalypse and also be the only one that will survive it
Moral of the story never give Michael anything with a point sharp or dull.
3:23 Michael’s Filipino side coming out right there.
4:09 now we know who Amber is and why Michael was alerted
I feel like Michael has the nuclear codes
There's a fine line between genius and insanity, and Michael Reeves snorted that line.
Michael playing with knife 🔪
Everyone: "MICHAEL"
The question is why you aren’t already afraid. He’s coming. With a taser. RUN!
0:01 Better Call Saul
As if I don't already fear him
michael reeves more like michael myers
"Contraception is SIN." --Michael Reeves 2023 right before he murdered a box.
i love these edits, not gunna lie, never actually watched the official vids. love the evil harry potter "accio spear!!"
I love his concern for the cat but completely disregards his own safety half the time
if a doomsday device was ever made it would be made by micheal reeves
Literally unboxes a spear in the most dangerous way
Michael is unreasonably talented with knives
I am in constant dread
Michael is what i strive to be
a menace to society
im more scared that he wore the naruto head band upside down
Michael's the kid who is running around the pool with the knife and everyone else is his mom
Micheal gets four types of gifts: Violent, gag gift, gross stuff, and genuinely thoughtful and considerate of his interests
Michael holding 5 knives is the most intimidating sight i’ve ever seen.
i walk slowly up the stairs after turning off lights
He just has no fear of hurting himself and has alot of confidence is what I’m scared of lol
Yall should have put jumpscare warnings everytime Michael went on screen
Literally "Michael with Knives, The Video"
lily was scared out of her life when he saw him handle the knife looking like he knew what he was doing lol.
at 7:40 Michael opened the box like my brother opens everything
Huh is youtube drunk for me because this video says its unlisted but i clicked it from the search recomendation
Michael is unnaturally dexterous with sharp objects
I don’t fear anything even the furious Michael
hes the menace that came to destroy earth but now hes saving it with making all of us laugh
The robot uprising has to start somewhere
8:44 as a filipino: i felt that
isn't it 8:34?
8:03 "its a can of spam" had me dying for no reason
He is going to make a psychopath and home intruders cry with fear in a instant if they take a single inch near him...
This is why he doesn't need home protection... I can feal the abyss in his eyes.
Have a nice day.
I fear him for the fact he can do things to make people angry anc get away with it
3:20
He is the spy from TF2
Michael is ready for whatever comes his way
9:28 "Ohhh is this John Cook? Omg it is John Cook."
this just makes me relate to him more
Ad: Ur addiction hurts ur friends :(
(skips)
Michael, instantly: DRUGS?
The only thing to be afraid of is the waiting peroids for a new upload
When you build something amazing but someone destroys it then you will build over and over again and again but you will never gonna give you up and will never gonna let you down and never gonna run around and desert you.....................................................................................
You can put boxing in the list of things that make Michael dangerous.
did you not already know this he has a adessive amount of weaponry
Now you can add his boxing footage too
He is no man.
He is the embodiment of chaos.
actually smooth with the knife
5:57 the editors played xenoblade 2 👀
Michael is the god of chaos , talents ,and terror therefore we shall all beg for our lives